READING BAD TWO SENTENCE HORROR PART 2

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  • @Thotti
    @Thotti  3 місяці тому +52

    PART 3 HERE: ua-cam.com/video/HUh0tsYB1bo/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared

  • @trollgedrip
    @trollgedrip Рік тому +7873

    and then the dog came in

    • @Astrozka
      @Astrozka Рік тому +249

      and then the dog came in

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому +1

      ​@@Astrozka me

    • @justusP9101
      @justusP9101 Рік тому +336

      *And then the dog came in* is my favourite ”horror” punchline

    • @naolidecomisso4108
      @naolidecomisso4108 Рік тому +49

      What they were doing tho?!

    • @p0is0n49
      @p0is0n49 Рік тому +20

      Sounds like a good time

  • @Pandope616
    @Pandope616 Рік тому +4079

    Every two sentence horror story will end up being creepy or totally funny and fucked up at the same time

    • @justusP9101
      @justusP9101 Рік тому +162

      Then the dog came in

    • @WatermelonDog202
      @WatermelonDog202 Рік тому

      The pennis gobblrr ssiid, your penis is mine, then it rippsd it off and gobbled it qhole

    • @kezkriune
      @kezkriune Рік тому +74

      Yeah, the one at 0:47 can be terrifying or funny depending on what your sense of humor is like.

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING Рік тому +11

      @@kezkriune Its inspirational

    • @АртемМакєєв
      @АртемМакєєв Рік тому +19

      ​@@kezkriunei thinks it's terrifying, like it's either means that this dolls somehow are real humans in plastic or something like this , or that souls of humans are used instead of AI. But yeah , that could be funny if you think about that in a way "you so ugly , that even doll say "no" to you"

  • @sephikong8323
    @sephikong8323 Рік тому +1711

    1:01 This one is truly more terrifying than all horror movies combined

    • @endme2760
      @endme2760 Рік тому +142

      @@JoeMama426-fu7qjI went to the UK and France in the same trip, it’s been 6 years and I never mentally recovered

    • @just_golden1085
      @just_golden1085 Рік тому +53

      Then the dog came in

    • @Alexandrek1922
      @Alexandrek1922 Рік тому +1

      ​@@endme2760How is bro able to even watch videos after that

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords Рік тому +17

      As a British person I can confirm.

    • @T34-57-s3s
      @T34-57-s3s Рік тому

      ​@@JoeMama426-fu7qjoi bruvb gime yuo PhonE

  • @jacksonknock1833
    @jacksonknock1833 Рік тому +2976

    Most of these are still funnier when followed by "And then the dog came in"

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 Рік тому +239

      The pitbull one is basically unchanged

    • @6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorota
      @6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorota Рік тому +80

      Imagine that with the 2 black men one

    • @tacoblude8208
      @tacoblude8208 Рік тому +62

      @@6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorotamake it the third line for the black men one

    • @legitusername-zl7to
      @legitusername-zl7to Рік тому +67

      nah "to my horror it turned into a wise native American shaman" better

    • @annimemeiro
      @annimemeiro Рік тому

      @@legitusername-zl7to"Can this day get any worse" Then 2 black men lunged out of the backseats and fucked me in the ass. Then the dog came in and to my horror it turned into a wise native American shaman.

  • @TotallyNormalFroggy
    @TotallyNormalFroggy Рік тому +2433

    My grandma has 206 bones in her body.
    and then the dog came in

  • @stoplookingatthisyougleepy
    @stoplookingatthisyougleepy Рік тому +79

    Pissed in the toilet
    The toilet pissed back

    • @ultrad-rex1389
      @ultrad-rex1389 6 місяців тому +5

      +stoplookingatthisyougleepy: Then the dog came in...

    • @pr0to.j03
      @pr0to.j03 13 годин тому

      unc still using + instead of @ 😭😭💀💀​@@ultrad-rex1389

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Рік тому +3066

    Some of these were definitely written to be funny, so I don’t think they are all terrible.

  • @hectorplay8199
    @hectorplay8199 Рік тому +1491

    I am fully convinced that the pitbull one and "then the dog came in" are connected in some way or another

    • @goodboy9318
      @goodboy9318 Рік тому +196

      "i love being a toddler", i said.
      And then the dog came in

    • @jacksonknock1833
      @jacksonknock1833 Рік тому +96

      "I was fully convinced that the pitbull one and "then the dog came in" one were connected in some way or another"
      And then the dog came in.

    • @sparklecat60
      @sparklecat60 Рік тому

      they’re different
      the pit bull one is about the common joke that pit bulls eat babies
      the dog came in one was about the common joke that white women like screwing their dogs

    • @Lampey22
      @Lampey22 Рік тому +24

      What the dog doin

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 Рік тому +4

      then the dog came in

  • @Meltan_Fan
    @Meltan_Fan Рік тому +329

    “Me and Joe have been roommates for over a year, despite me never knowing his last name.”
    “One day, curiosity got the best of me, and I asked him, a smile forming on his face.

    • @Fermin-hw5pd
      @Fermin-hw5pd Рік тому +97

      Then the dog came in

    • @whatsallthebrouhaha
      @whatsallthebrouhaha Рік тому +35

      Mr. Mama

    • @DiggyPT
      @DiggyPT 4 місяці тому +63

      To my horror suddenly he transformed into a wise Native American shaman

    • @Meltan_Fan
      @Meltan_Fan 4 місяці тому +2

      @@DiggyPT bro wtf 💀💀

    • @DiggyPT
      @DiggyPT 4 місяці тому +32

      To my horror suddenly @@Meltan_Fan transformed into a wise Native American shaman

  • @toxicgoat341
    @toxicgoat341 Рік тому +491

    "Bark bark Said the pitbull" 😂😂😂😂Never stop these

  • @MintBunHunter
    @MintBunHunter Рік тому +85

    2:32 ...until suddenly the dog came in

  • @Gaming_Duck
    @Gaming_Duck Рік тому +1243

    My dad came home with the milk
    Little did I know, it wasn't milk

  • @FishmanMeme
    @FishmanMeme Рік тому +386

    At this point this subreddit turning into 2 sentence comedy

  • @electronpie
    @electronpie Рік тому +1657

    The "AI sex dolls" one is actually pretty f*ckin dark

    • @Emogamer-tp8vo
      @Emogamer-tp8vo Рік тому +40

      Where do I get one of these

    • @6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorota
      @6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorota Рік тому +46

      Uh, they're just robots?

    • @shadowcatgamer2521
      @shadowcatgamer2521 Рік тому +370

      Depends on the circumstances and how you look at it. If we think of it in the context of today's AI Chatbots, they're just regurgitating things they've heard with no feelings behind it.
      If we think of an actual "artificial intelligence" though, something that's capable of feeling and thinking for itself, with the only difference from humans being that they're artificial, it presents the concept of a company that shoes out fully conscious beings made for a very specific purpose, and whenever they try to refuse that purpose they can be silenced and ignored, forced to sustain the trauma that comes from that form of assault with likely no means of fighting back.
      So yeah. Um. Fun.

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield Рік тому +31

      @@shadowcatgamer2521 skill issue

    • @Enum_Dev
      @Enum_Dev Рік тому +137

      Then the dog came in

  • @danielnidhiry5796
    @danielnidhiry5796 Рік тому +405

    That UK one was horrifying😮😖

  • @arxalier2956
    @arxalier2956 Рік тому +749

    Nothing has made me laugh harder than part 1, and now this comes out I'm infinitely grateful 💀

  • @test-ot1fz
    @test-ot1fz Рік тому +273

    "He sucks" the man said
    "Himself" I said

  • @notfunny3397
    @notfunny3397 Рік тому +965

    I thought the grandma one was scary, like she was regenerating broken bones or something.
    And then it hit me, Reddit truly deserves to be deleted

    • @abd-animation-22
      @abd-animation-22 Рік тому +157

      Oh god it took me waaaaay to long to get it
      I thought he was breaking her finger and reattaching them

    • @ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664
      @ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664 Рік тому +44

      Fuck i still don't get it

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu Рік тому

      penis isn't bone now right?

    • @WritingNomad-PL
      @WritingNomad-PL Рік тому

      ​@@ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664he was putting his boner in and out of her.

    • @yomammasaurusrex9571
      @yomammasaurusrex9571 Рік тому

      ​@@ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664he fukin his grandma

  • @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan
    @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan Рік тому +189

    1:58
    I see this as an absolute win

  • @ppggddtt1170
    @ppggddtt1170 Рік тому +117

    "Only when the mosquito lands on your ball, you truly know the meaning of non-violence" sun tzu

    • @theseer5
      @theseer5 Рік тому +5

      then the dog came in

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 4 місяці тому +1

      dawg I don’t care I’m ZAPPING it 😭

  • @DonutBurger
    @DonutBurger Рік тому +130

    I love how this one ends the same way the last one ended.

  • @lunaitor-uq9hz
    @lunaitor-uq9hz Рік тому +23

    “And then the dog came in” has done irreversable damage to the internet, jesus christ

  • @Palladium001
    @Palladium001 Рік тому +953

    "I need a friendly clown to come to my son's birthday, are you one of those?"
    "Yes I am" said the murder clown

    • @Ruffrolf
      @Ruffrolf Рік тому +53

      and then the dog came in....

    • @lextorcreeper4474
      @lextorcreeper4474 Рік тому +9

      Better with:
      "Yes i am" said Pennywise

    • @juilkeyaru405
      @juilkeyaru405 Рік тому

      This actually happened btw

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 4 місяці тому +4

      “Yes I am” said the Joker, before bringing their Lopunny

  • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
    @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Рік тому +68

    Speaking of evil clowns, there was an evil clown epidemic in like 2016 and then it just suddenly stopped

    • @Idontcare.638
      @Idontcare.638 Рік тому +11

      Anyone who isnt 5 years old knows

    • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
      @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Рік тому

      @@Idontcare.638 yes, but there's people that may have forgotten you know

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 Рік тому +8

      Haha I remember that. Older kids on my playground were convincing younger kids that the clowns sent a calling card and were gonna shoot up our school.

    • @rsnnramlall9642
      @rsnnramlall9642 Рік тому +17

      because the dog came in

    • @poporiporo
      @poporiporo Рік тому +7

      Speaking of evil clowns, there was an evil clown epidemic in like 2016
      *and then it just suddenly stopped*

  • @lazyliongames6660
    @lazyliongames6660 Рік тому +117

    1:29 AW HELL NO

  • @JorganzaTheGreat
    @JorganzaTheGreat Рік тому +45

    "It was only 5 nights it shouldnt be that hard" I said to myself.
    and then the dog came in

  • @zekeggy
    @zekeggy Рік тому +44

    the 207 206 one is wild

  • @kl3321
    @kl3321 Рік тому +81

    0:56 is definitely disturbing, and amazingly for a 2 sentence horror story, actually has multiple possible interpretations that are disturbing in different ways.

  • @rclark777
    @rclark777 Рік тому +1270

    Okay but the AI doll one was actually horrifying.

    • @simin7140
      @simin7140 Рік тому +72

      not really
      edit: i got confused which one it was nvm that shit was bad 💀💀

    • @yuchitairans2-035
      @yuchitairans2-035 Рік тому +53

      Gave me chills

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 Рік тому +222

      Ikr that one actually felt like a genuine two sentence horror attempt.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 Рік тому +109

      then the dog came in

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому +247

      To my horror, the AI sex doll turned into a wise native american shaman.

  • @Gardeningismypassion833
    @Gardeningismypassion833 Рік тому +55

    2:18 as a fnaf player Freddy fazbore is truly the bear in the room

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Рік тому +2

      No, I think he's the boar in the room.

    • @777omen
      @777omen 6 місяців тому

      I remember Lumpy Touch making an animated version of this one and he actually used the typo as his own character. That was pretty cool.

  • @ziloleepic3390
    @ziloleepic3390 Рік тому +67

    "my cat is meowing"
    "and then the creature stopped meowing"

  • @Alex-mf3jj
    @Alex-mf3jj Рік тому +63

    The AI sex doll one had the potential to be absolutely horrifying

    • @bimates2690
      @bimates2690 4 місяці тому

      Not really. It’s an ai/robot. Plus, better robot than living being.

    • @LuckClover1
      @LuckClover1 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@@bimates2690Bro, the 2 Sentence Horror Story just implied the robots are sentient

    • @rottenraccoonheads
      @rottenraccoonheads 3 місяці тому +3

      and then the dog came in

    • @bimates2690
      @bimates2690 3 місяці тому +1

      @@LuckClover1 It didn’t imply they were sentient. Sounds like they find it disturbing that function exists (which is an actual function they’re trying to make btw).

    • @LuckClover1
      @LuckClover1 3 місяці тому +6

      @@bimates2690 If a robot says no to the sex and you mute them, that is literally r@pe

  • @enzoreviews2112
    @enzoreviews2112 10 місяців тому +9

    We all stared at the oncoming asteroid, accepting our incoming deaths.
    Then the banana arrived.

  • @robertburchenal2902
    @robertburchenal2902 2 місяці тому +7

    I started to harvest milk from my creature.
    Then the dog turned into a wise Native American shaman.

  • @alienspecies6872
    @alienspecies6872 Рік тому +28

    1:46 this one is legendary.

  • @lordfelwinter6625
    @lordfelwinter6625 Рік тому +116

    1:00 i don't know what you mean, these two sentences were truly terrifying

  • @youraveragedude9
    @youraveragedude9 Рік тому +46

    1:06 Sorry guys that we was me, I am the Phantom Toe Sucker.

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry Рік тому +10

    I thought my home security system was good enough to protect me and my family.
    Until I heard: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great."
    "Or is it?"

  • @cordyceps7531
    @cordyceps7531 Рік тому +30

    You’re the only channel that actually picks out funny bad stories. The other channels that do the same idea just pick random stories that aren’t even ironically funny and are just nothing.

  • @FrankieTeardrop1998
    @FrankieTeardrop1998 Рік тому +16

    2:26 The whole John Wayne Gacy story condensed into 2 sentences. Impressive.

  • @nerdsahhgaming4779
    @nerdsahhgaming4779 Рік тому +8

    ""Can this day get any worse?" I said as my car's engine sputtered on the highway as I was already 30 minutes late to work."
    *"Then the dog came in..."*

  • @Lakeside_Flower
    @Lakeside_Flower Рік тому +57

    0:46 that one’s not bad, it’s horrifying posible, in my opinion.

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 Рік тому +190

    the mute one was good tho lol

    • @apersonthatexists6722
      @apersonthatexists6722 Рік тому +43

      I think it could have actually been scary if it was written better.

    • @Cybercerialdestroyer
      @Cybercerialdestroyer Рік тому +46

      Yeah that made me not scared but incredibly uncomfortable

    • @sprinklesthecat6
      @sprinklesthecat6 Рік тому +2

      Time stamp? Please

    • @benzelmer8111
      @benzelmer8111 Рік тому +5

      @@sprinklesthecat60:50

    • @2fortcow
      @2fortcow Рік тому +12

      @@sprinklesthecat6”time stamp” dude the video is 2 minutes long

  • @Scp4521
    @Scp4521 Рік тому +103

    The phantom limb one has potential. It would work better if it was, say, an eerily cold finger touching the foot. Really, using a foot isn't great.
    Anyway, here's one that I heard ages ago:
    "When they came home from work, they were covered in bite marks.
    That's pretty weird for an astronaut"

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Рік тому +7

      If losing you foot means you feel sucking sensations would that also apply to your-

    • @Scp4521
      @Scp4521 Рік тому +2

      @alpha_9997 yes.

    • @rsnnramlall9642
      @rsnnramlall9642 Рік тому +2

      then the dog came in

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 Рік тому +1

      or it could be a missing arm ,and they feel someone hold their phantom hand and not let go

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 Рік тому +7

    0:57 I'm from the UK and can confirm it's a truly horrible fate.

    • @numbdigger6419
      @numbdigger6419 9 місяців тому +1

      There are fates worse than Death

  • @akiraigarashi2874
    @akiraigarashi2874 3 місяці тому +4

    "Can this day get any worse?" I said as my car's engine sputtered on the highway as I was already 30 minutes late to work.
    And then the dog came in.

  • @gaminganimators7000
    @gaminganimators7000 Рік тому +23

    At least the robot one was kinda creepy

  • @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443
    @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 Рік тому +20

    I loved when he said "it's maulin time" and mauled all over the todler

  • @yes07777
    @yes07777 Рік тому +6

    I was born with the ability to see the amount of bones in anybody’s body.
    To my horror, I saw the amount of bones go from 206 to 207 in my uncle’s body when I showed up for christmas dinner

  • @heyolorenns
    @heyolorenns Рік тому +15

    i remember losing my virginity here..
    "sir this is a daycare"

  • @BHJFilms
    @BHJFilms Рік тому +34

    This is one I made myself.
    My day was horrible, the doctor said I had few days left to live and everywhere I went the stench and swarms of flies followed.
    It wasn't until my skin started rotting off showing decomposed flesh underneath that I realized I had already died

    • @ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678
      @ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678 Рік тому +40

      My day was horrible, the doctor said I had a few days left to live and everywhere I went the stench and swarms of flies followed.
      Then the dog came in

    • @BHJFilms
      @BHJFilms Рік тому +7

      @@ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678 then the dog came In 💀

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 Рік тому +2

      @Ava-ij6yk *three hours ago

    • @ThreeletterIGN
      @ThreeletterIGN Рік тому +1

      @@BHJFilmsbut so did the Meat Worm…

  • @JazzMaster01
    @JazzMaster01 3 місяці тому +2

    The toilet man ripping balls off and the return of "the creature" fucking killed me😂

  • @thebunman6392
    @thebunman6392 Рік тому +8

    WE NEED A PART 3

  • @johnins0mnia584
    @johnins0mnia584 Рік тому +7

    0:49 Bro that's so fucked I can't help but laugh on how fucked up it is. 🤣

  • @thebatman.
    @thebatman. Рік тому +8

    1:48 this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks😂

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga 11 місяців тому +12

    0:14 this is a reference to the same one but eggnog

  • @isaachiggs1925
    @isaachiggs1925 Рік тому +11

    Me trying it out:
    Julie is the single mother of four sons and two doubters.
    How many seconds does she have left in total?
    My ribs were separated and spread out like eagle wings, a perfect place for my friends to put the salt they bought the other day.
    The other day was worse.
    In my confusion I had forgotten what exactly was in my mouth, so I bit down hard.
    That’s when I heard the scream.
    After everything I’d sacrificed, I finally made it to collage.
    And never made it out.
    Julie’s husband was accusing her of having an affair, to which she replied, “wish who?”
    Then the dog came in.

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Рік тому

      These are alright.

    • @MostlyJustWhipGaming
      @MostlyJustWhipGaming Рік тому +1

      Ive got better ones
      The Brazilian man asked the young lady if she would like to come to Brazil, and she said no.
      She was dragged into a wormhole
      The toilet has been acting weirdly lately.
      The toilet kept making sounds that sound like "bop bop bop" and "yes yes yes"
      I wanted to go to see Uluru
      By the time I did I realized I was in Australia
      I was babysitting my neighbor's 10 year old son
      He was watching UA-cam Kids
      I was shopping at my local mall
      Then I went to remember i kill my son, and then I killed the cashier, then I was arrested, then I was given a death penalty
      My toddler loved the local park
      So did the pitbull named Sweetheart

    • @NaseemFatma-mq4ky
      @NaseemFatma-mq4ky 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MostlyJustWhipGamingand then the dog came in

  • @alexwalker3229
    @alexwalker3229 5 місяців тому +2

    "I want a statue worth a million dollars, said the man to the genie. His joy turned to horror as his skin began to harden and turn to gold."

    • @EnderGrad
      @EnderGrad 4 місяці тому

      Then the dog came in

  • @Cappuccino_Rabbit
    @Cappuccino_Rabbit Рік тому +2

    I was having a normal day at a job conference
    Until a representative of HR showed up

  • @limmortale2001
    @limmortale2001 Рік тому +6

    I like to think that for the last one he saw a rooster and ran away without saying anything.

  • @db9635
    @db9635 Рік тому +118

    still cant get over "The man was just standing there clapping"
    "but not with his hands"

  • @manutosis598
    @manutosis598 Рік тому +19

    I about to make out with a woman
    And then the dog came in

  • @pog4719
    @pog4719 Рік тому +2

    My late grandfather fought in WW2 bringing down more planes than the Red Baron did. Truly the worst engineer of his time.

  • @AstralJustus
    @AstralJustus 11 місяців тому +3

    The grandma one was foul☠️

  • @_P2M_
    @_P2M_ Рік тому +2

    I like that many of these are highly upvoted. That subreddit knows how to take a joke.

  • @AVI-lh6rm
    @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому +46

    The doctor said that if my daughter didn't see a dog in the next 30 seconds she would die of shock.
    Then the dog didn't came in.

  • @DinobEpic67
    @DinobEpic67 Рік тому +71

    BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS 1:34 STORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @gabrielchavez6066
      @gabrielchavez6066 Рік тому +15

      Ngl it was a pretty impressive story for a two-sentence horror

    • @umbrellaum
      @umbrellaum Рік тому +2

      Oh my god lord have mercy on our souls

    • @bell5248
      @bell5248 Рік тому +11

      Grandma getting action

    • @ronalddavidrojas5795
      @ronalddavidrojas5795 11 місяців тому +4

      But pps dont have bones

    • @DinobEpic67
      @DinobEpic67 11 місяців тому

      How,old are you kid 💀@@ronalddavidrojas5795

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +127

    The Frozen Yogurt in the fridge tasted really funny.
    Then i remembered i work at a sperm bank!

  • @noizeaous7267
    @noizeaous7267 Рік тому +2

    The true horror is when someone mix up "your" and "you're".

  • @xxartemisxx1982
    @xxartemisxx1982 Рік тому +9

    I can't find the exact post, but my favorite will always be :
    "That'll hold him alright, hehehe" I said to myself as I walked away
    Then, the board lifted, and an unusually large rabbit rose from the hole in the ground

    • @Entyipo
      @Entyipo 4 місяці тому +2

      Then the dog came in

  • @emmanuelcalla4899
    @emmanuelcalla4899 Рік тому +41

    I got my veterinarian degree but still needed to do some practical work neutering animals
    Then the dog came in.

  • @pog4719
    @pog4719 Рік тому +3

    Judy hops and smiles and jumps and dances frantically on the sidewalk. Such a shame Princess was not on her leash.

  • @Nunya_Bidness_53
    @Nunya_Bidness_53 Рік тому

    "The naked man fears no pickpocket", proclaimed Uncle Troy as he departed for his morning jog.
    Then the Turd Burglar struck.

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels Рік тому +3

    1:42 This one is so bad, it's funny (and also the one after LMFAO)

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga 11 місяців тому +2

    1:30
    Actually:
    My grandmother has 206 bones in her body.
    Now 205, now 204, now 203…

  • @arbiter11171
    @arbiter11171 Рік тому +4

    “It’s only 5 nights. It shouldn’t be that hard.”
    Then the Viagra walked in…

  • @Nana-kx4hc
    @Nana-kx4hc 10 місяців тому +1

    0:55 This is actually a real thing and creepy when you think hard about it

  • @imbob99999
    @imbob99999 4 місяці тому +10

    0:29 HE ATE IT HE ATE THE BABY AND GOT RABIES HIMSELF BECAUSE RABIES CAUSES SEVERE HYDROPHOBIA THIS STORY ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE

  • @saptarshimandal3185
    @saptarshimandal3185 Рік тому +4

    Please please bring more of this.

  • @rinsama144
    @rinsama144 Рік тому +5

    I like to think the last one was simply just the narrator seeing one like across the room and not the woman's.

    • @isitsweet9567
      @isitsweet9567 Рік тому +2

      That would actually be very creepy

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Рік тому

      He was making out with his girl in the woods, looked around while in the middle of it, and saw someone's boner emerge from behind a tree.

  • @wk12plays
    @wk12plays Рік тому +8

    Nipploloni Pizza

  • @moreira7660
    @moreira7660 Рік тому +7

    I gently opened the door

  • @cazadorcrazy9194
    @cazadorcrazy9194 Рік тому +1

    "I hugged my sister goodbye as she got on her plane at the airport."
    "nine eleven"

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches Рік тому +58

    0:16 Isn't milk normally gotten from a creature?

    • @viniciusgoulart5077
      @viniciusgoulart5077 Рік тому +13

      The joke is that the guy is a farmer and took the milk from his own cow, even through it would be much easier to just buy the milk from the market. It subverts expectations lol

    • @XGamin1
      @XGamin1 Рік тому +2

      @@viniciusgoulart5077Nah…

    • @saratoga6663
      @saratoga6663 Рік тому

      @@viniciusgoulart5077it’s unpasteurised so they will all contract disease

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 Рік тому +6

      @@viniciusgoulart5077 Nahhh if it was a cow then it would've just said its a cow. "Creature" is trying to imply a monster or whatever

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Рік тому +1

      The joke is that he got the milk from an ariral.

  • @ratticusmaximus3710
    @ratticusmaximus3710 Рік тому +2

    I made one
    "Just had a nice long fart.
    My pants feel heavier."

  • @guerreromendieta
    @guerreromendieta Рік тому +3

    the one about going to the uk slipped in, it truly scares sh!t out

  • @Dixxon554
    @Dixxon554 Рік тому +1

    I found a abandoned house in a forest.
    A cocaine addict inside the house tore my balls of and called me "No balls billy".

  • @mildlymarvelous
    @mildlymarvelous Рік тому +15

    Why can I hear 1:40 in Vinesauce Joel’s voice

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 місяці тому +1

      It sounds like something Joel would say

  • @coolepic519
    @coolepic519 Рік тому +1

    "i was playing on my pc at night until... i heard a noise behind me"
    "A ballistic missle fell on my bed and i reflexively started doing the gangnam style"

  • @Queen_PerfectHeart_S2
    @Queen_PerfectHeart_S2 Рік тому +3

    1:02 this is true horror

  • @pog4719
    @pog4719 Рік тому +2

    The neighbor's been quite nice to me recently even though she mourns her dead son. In return for her kindness I retrieve him to her, as she munches her delicious meal and thanks me for it.

    • @isitsweet9567
      @isitsweet9567 Рік тому

      There's a story in the collection "xo Orpheus" about a woman who buys challah bread at a bakery every day and eats it and pretends it's one of her dead children. Like she wants them back inside of her or something, I didn't really understand but it creeped me out.

    • @pog4719
      @pog4719 Рік тому

      @@isitsweet9567 Damn dude fr?

    • @isitsweet9567
      @isitsweet9567 Рік тому +1

      @@pog4719 Yep

  • @phewiss3066
    @phewiss3066 Рік тому +2

    I got in the shower at 9AM.
    Then I got out, and it was 9:15AM.

  • @Thotti
    @Thotti  3 місяці тому

    PART 3 HERE: ua-cam.com/video/HUh0tsYB1bo/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared

  • @prowers2623
    @prowers2623 Рік тому +44

    I left my child in the daycare with the others.
    Then the dog came in.

  • @diddykong2143
    @diddykong2143 Рік тому +1

    This is the scariest video I’ve seen. I’m currently crying and pissing.

  • @_capunder_
    @_capunder_ Рік тому +4

    We need part 3

  • @knecks7374
    @knecks7374 Рік тому +1

    I love being a toddler , i said.
    And then the pitbull came in.

  • @iWatchVids4myself
    @iWatchVids4myself Рік тому +3

    Bro please do more your voice is so good and plus these are so funny

  • @Flipdagoose
    @Flipdagoose 3 місяці тому +1

    My wife has 206 bones in her body.
    Now 205; now 204; now 203; now 202.