@@kezkriunei thinks it's terrifying, like it's either means that this dolls somehow are real humans in plastic or something like this , or that souls of humans are used instead of AI. But yeah , that could be funny if you think about that in a way "you so ugly , that even doll say "no" to you"
@@legitusername-zl7to"Can this day get any worse" Then 2 black men lunged out of the backseats and fucked me in the ass. Then the dog came in and to my horror it turned into a wise native American shaman.
they’re different the pit bull one is about the common joke that pit bulls eat babies the dog came in one was about the common joke that white women like screwing their dogs
“Me and Joe have been roommates for over a year, despite me never knowing his last name.” “One day, curiosity got the best of me, and I asked him, a smile forming on his face.
Depends on the circumstances and how you look at it. If we think of it in the context of today's AI Chatbots, they're just regurgitating things they've heard with no feelings behind it. If we think of an actual "artificial intelligence" though, something that's capable of feeling and thinking for itself, with the only difference from humans being that they're artificial, it presents the concept of a company that shoes out fully conscious beings made for a very specific purpose, and whenever they try to refuse that purpose they can be silenced and ignored, forced to sustain the trauma that comes from that form of assault with likely no means of fighting back. So yeah. Um. Fun.
0:56 is definitely disturbing, and amazingly for a 2 sentence horror story, actually has multiple possible interpretations that are disturbing in different ways.
@@LuckClover1 It didn’t imply they were sentient. Sounds like they find it disturbing that function exists (which is an actual function they’re trying to make btw).
I thought my home security system was good enough to protect me and my family. Until I heard: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great." "Or is it?"
You’re the only channel that actually picks out funny bad stories. The other channels that do the same idea just pick random stories that aren’t even ironically funny and are just nothing.
""Can this day get any worse?" I said as my car's engine sputtered on the highway as I was already 30 minutes late to work." *"Then the dog came in..."*
The phantom limb one has potential. It would work better if it was, say, an eerily cold finger touching the foot. Really, using a foot isn't great. Anyway, here's one that I heard ages ago: "When they came home from work, they were covered in bite marks. That's pretty weird for an astronaut"
I was born with the ability to see the amount of bones in anybody’s body. To my horror, I saw the amount of bones go from 206 to 207 in my uncle’s body when I showed up for christmas dinner
This is one I made myself. My day was horrible, the doctor said I had few days left to live and everywhere I went the stench and swarms of flies followed. It wasn't until my skin started rotting off showing decomposed flesh underneath that I realized I had already died
Me trying it out: Julie is the single mother of four sons and two doubters. How many seconds does she have left in total? My ribs were separated and spread out like eagle wings, a perfect place for my friends to put the salt they bought the other day. The other day was worse. In my confusion I had forgotten what exactly was in my mouth, so I bit down hard. That’s when I heard the scream. After everything I’d sacrificed, I finally made it to collage. And never made it out. Julie’s husband was accusing her of having an affair, to which she replied, “wish who?” Then the dog came in.
Ive got better ones The Brazilian man asked the young lady if she would like to come to Brazil, and she said no. She was dragged into a wormhole The toilet has been acting weirdly lately. The toilet kept making sounds that sound like "bop bop bop" and "yes yes yes" I wanted to go to see Uluru By the time I did I realized I was in Australia I was babysitting my neighbor's 10 year old son He was watching UA-cam Kids I was shopping at my local mall Then I went to remember i kill my son, and then I killed the cashier, then I was arrested, then I was given a death penalty My toddler loved the local park So did the pitbull named Sweetheart
I can't find the exact post, but my favorite will always be : "That'll hold him alright, hehehe" I said to myself as I walked away Then, the board lifted, and an unusually large rabbit rose from the hole in the ground
The joke is that the guy is a farmer and took the milk from his own cow, even through it would be much easier to just buy the milk from the market. It subverts expectations lol
"i was playing on my pc at night until... i heard a noise behind me" "A ballistic missle fell on my bed and i reflexively started doing the gangnam style"
The neighbor's been quite nice to me recently even though she mourns her dead son. In return for her kindness I retrieve him to her, as she munches her delicious meal and thanks me for it.
There's a story in the collection "xo Orpheus" about a woman who buys challah bread at a bakery every day and eats it and pretends it's one of her dead children. Like she wants them back inside of her or something, I didn't really understand but it creeped me out.
PART 3 HERE: ua-cam.com/video/HUh0tsYB1bo/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
Mommy
@@glue3850what
and then the dog came in
and then the dog came in
@@Astrozka me
*And then the dog came in* is my favourite ”horror” punchline
What they were doing tho?!
Sounds like a good time
Every two sentence horror story will end up being creepy or totally funny and fucked up at the same time
Then the dog came in
The pennis gobblrr ssiid, your penis is mine, then it rippsd it off and gobbled it qhole
Yeah, the one at 0:47 can be terrifying or funny depending on what your sense of humor is like.
@@kezkriune Its inspirational
@@kezkriunei thinks it's terrifying, like it's either means that this dolls somehow are real humans in plastic or something like this , or that souls of humans are used instead of AI. But yeah , that could be funny if you think about that in a way "you so ugly , that even doll say "no" to you"
1:01 This one is truly more terrifying than all horror movies combined
@@JoeMama426-fu7qjI went to the UK and France in the same trip, it’s been 6 years and I never mentally recovered
Then the dog came in
@@endme2760How is bro able to even watch videos after that
As a British person I can confirm.
@@JoeMama426-fu7qjoi bruvb gime yuo PhonE
Most of these are still funnier when followed by "And then the dog came in"
The pitbull one is basically unchanged
Imagine that with the 2 black men one
@@6milhõesEm5AnosÉLorotamake it the third line for the black men one
nah "to my horror it turned into a wise native American shaman" better
@@legitusername-zl7to"Can this day get any worse" Then 2 black men lunged out of the backseats and fucked me in the ass. Then the dog came in and to my horror it turned into a wise native American shaman.
My grandma has 206 bones in her body.
and then the dog came in
"Now its 525"
@@TheTotallyRealRedMist731 when I get in there
OH SHIT IT'S WET AND MUSHY AAAAAAAA
@@TheChillAliensoft and wet: go beyond
@@TheChillAlien*dry
Pissed in the toilet
The toilet pissed back
+stoplookingatthisyougleepy: Then the dog came in...
unc still using + instead of @ 😭😭💀💀@@ultrad-rex1389
Some of these were definitely written to be funny, so I don’t think they are all terrible.
"Pissed in my toilet"
Then 2 black men lunged out of the backseat and fucked me in the ass
"Harvested from my creature"
and then the dog came in
r/2sentence2horror
I am fully convinced that the pitbull one and "then the dog came in" are connected in some way or another
"i love being a toddler", i said.
And then the dog came in
"I was fully convinced that the pitbull one and "then the dog came in" one were connected in some way or another"
And then the dog came in.
they’re different
the pit bull one is about the common joke that pit bulls eat babies
the dog came in one was about the common joke that white women like screwing their dogs
What the dog doin
then the dog came in
“Me and Joe have been roommates for over a year, despite me never knowing his last name.”
“One day, curiosity got the best of me, and I asked him, a smile forming on his face.
Then the dog came in
Mr. Mama
To my horror suddenly he transformed into a wise Native American shaman
@@DiggyPT bro wtf 💀💀
To my horror suddenly @@Meltan_Fan transformed into a wise Native American shaman
"Bark bark Said the pitbull" 😂😂😂😂Never stop these
then the dog came in
2:32 ...until suddenly the dog came in
My dad came home with the milk
Little did I know, it wasn't milk
Then the dog came in.
Then the dog came in.
Then the dog came out
@@someguyyouknew Then the dog came...
@@mixialuci The dog *what?*
At this point this subreddit turning into 2 sentence comedy
Then the dog came in
The "AI sex dolls" one is actually pretty f*ckin dark
Where do I get one of these
Uh, they're just robots?
Depends on the circumstances and how you look at it. If we think of it in the context of today's AI Chatbots, they're just regurgitating things they've heard with no feelings behind it.
If we think of an actual "artificial intelligence" though, something that's capable of feeling and thinking for itself, with the only difference from humans being that they're artificial, it presents the concept of a company that shoes out fully conscious beings made for a very specific purpose, and whenever they try to refuse that purpose they can be silenced and ignored, forced to sustain the trauma that comes from that form of assault with likely no means of fighting back.
So yeah. Um. Fun.
@@shadowcatgamer2521 skill issue
Then the dog came in
That UK one was horrifying😮😖
TW:Br*tish people
Bri*ish people 😱😱😨
@@helloiamnotabot1845"people"
@@Versomme sorry my bad
Then the dog came in
That's terrifying. I'm so glad British "people" don't exist in real life
Nothing has made me laugh harder than part 1, and now this comes out I'm infinitely grateful 💀
And then the dog came in
"He sucks" the man said
"Himself" I said
"what the fuck petah were having a divorce"
Today I met a zoophile
Then the dog came in"
Then the dog came in.
But so did the Meat Worm…
@@ThreeletterIGN 😨
I thought the grandma one was scary, like she was regenerating broken bones or something.
And then it hit me, Reddit truly deserves to be deleted
Oh god it took me waaaaay to long to get it
I thought he was breaking her finger and reattaching them
Fuck i still don't get it
penis isn't bone now right?
@@ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664he was putting his boner in and out of her.
@@ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664he fukin his grandma
1:58
I see this as an absolute win
But then the dog cummed in
it was me and my dog
@@amelio3712you own a man as your dog?
2:34
I see this as an absolute win
@@FirstJohn2.12-17 oh fuck
"Only when the mosquito lands on your ball, you truly know the meaning of non-violence" sun tzu
then the dog came in
dawg I don’t care I’m ZAPPING it 😭
I love how this one ends the same way the last one ended.
gone full circle
plot twist: he saw his own weenie
@@rockwastakentwo circles
and then the dog came in.
@@DonutBurger transphobia?
“And then the dog came in” has done irreversable damage to the internet, jesus christ
But so did the Meat Worm…
"I need a friendly clown to come to my son's birthday, are you one of those?"
"Yes I am" said the murder clown
and then the dog came in....
Better with:
"Yes i am" said Pennywise
This actually happened btw
“Yes I am” said the Joker, before bringing their Lopunny
Speaking of evil clowns, there was an evil clown epidemic in like 2016 and then it just suddenly stopped
Anyone who isnt 5 years old knows
@@Idontcare.638 yes, but there's people that may have forgotten you know
Haha I remember that. Older kids on my playground were convincing younger kids that the clowns sent a calling card and were gonna shoot up our school.
because the dog came in
Speaking of evil clowns, there was an evil clown epidemic in like 2016
*and then it just suddenly stopped*
1:29 AW HELL NO
i don't get it
@@carreristanolohicistethe joke is sex
@@lazyliongames6660 scary 😟
"It was only 5 nights it shouldnt be that hard" I said to myself.
and then the dog came in
the 207 206 one is wild
0:56 is definitely disturbing, and amazingly for a 2 sentence horror story, actually has multiple possible interpretations that are disturbing in different ways.
Okay but the AI doll one was actually horrifying.
not really
edit: i got confused which one it was nvm that shit was bad 💀💀
Gave me chills
Ikr that one actually felt like a genuine two sentence horror attempt.
then the dog came in
To my horror, the AI sex doll turned into a wise native american shaman.
2:18 as a fnaf player Freddy fazbore is truly the bear in the room
No, I think he's the boar in the room.
I remember Lumpy Touch making an animated version of this one and he actually used the typo as his own character. That was pretty cool.
"my cat is meowing"
"and then the creature stopped meowing"
...then the dog came in...
and then the dog came in
Then the dog came out
But so did the Meat Worm.
"Then the cryptid in my basement started mewing"
The AI sex doll one had the potential to be absolutely horrifying
Not really. It’s an ai/robot. Plus, better robot than living being.
@@bimates2690Bro, the 2 Sentence Horror Story just implied the robots are sentient
and then the dog came in
@@LuckClover1 It didn’t imply they were sentient. Sounds like they find it disturbing that function exists (which is an actual function they’re trying to make btw).
@@bimates2690 If a robot says no to the sex and you mute them, that is literally r@pe
We all stared at the oncoming asteroid, accepting our incoming deaths.
Then the banana arrived.
I started to harvest milk from my creature.
Then the dog turned into a wise Native American shaman.
1:46 this one is legendary.
1:00 i don't know what you mean, these two sentences were truly terrifying
1:06 Sorry guys that we was me, I am the Phantom Toe Sucker.
Thank you for your accountability Darth Jar Jar.
@@RealRexRiplashwhat a phantom menace
I thought my home security system was good enough to protect me and my family.
Until I heard: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great."
"Or is it?"
@@FirstJohn2.12-17Scary 😧
And then the dog came in
You’re the only channel that actually picks out funny bad stories. The other channels that do the same idea just pick random stories that aren’t even ironically funny and are just nothing.
2:26 The whole John Wayne Gacy story condensed into 2 sentences. Impressive.
""Can this day get any worse?" I said as my car's engine sputtered on the highway as I was already 30 minutes late to work."
*"Then the dog came in..."*
0:46 that one’s not bad, it’s horrifying posible, in my opinion.
If they refined the wording a bit then DAMN it could be really freaky
I didn't got it
@@sankalpchowdhury1175Pitbulls kill children
@@sankalpchowdhury1175 The dog came in the AI dolls
the mute one was good tho lol
I think it could have actually been scary if it was written better.
Yeah that made me not scared but incredibly uncomfortable
Time stamp? Please
@@sprinklesthecat60:50
@@sprinklesthecat6”time stamp” dude the video is 2 minutes long
The phantom limb one has potential. It would work better if it was, say, an eerily cold finger touching the foot. Really, using a foot isn't great.
Anyway, here's one that I heard ages ago:
"When they came home from work, they were covered in bite marks.
That's pretty weird for an astronaut"
If losing you foot means you feel sucking sensations would that also apply to your-
@alpha_9997 yes.
then the dog came in
or it could be a missing arm ,and they feel someone hold their phantom hand and not let go
0:57 I'm from the UK and can confirm it's a truly horrible fate.
There are fates worse than Death
"Can this day get any worse?" I said as my car's engine sputtered on the highway as I was already 30 minutes late to work.
And then the dog came in.
At least the robot one was kinda creepy
I loved when he said "it's maulin time" and mauled all over the todler
@awhellnah__ thanks brother
Then the dog came in
I was born with the ability to see the amount of bones in anybody’s body.
To my horror, I saw the amount of bones go from 206 to 207 in my uncle’s body when I showed up for christmas dinner
i remember losing my virginity here..
"sir this is a daycare"
It's okay, guys. They were both consenting adults and teachers.
@@Orange_Swirl but not eachother
Then the dog came in.
This is one I made myself.
My day was horrible, the doctor said I had few days left to live and everywhere I went the stench and swarms of flies followed.
It wasn't until my skin started rotting off showing decomposed flesh underneath that I realized I had already died
My day was horrible, the doctor said I had a few days left to live and everywhere I went the stench and swarms of flies followed.
Then the dog came in
@@ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678 then the dog came In 💀
@Ava-ij6yk *three hours ago
@@BHJFilmsbut so did the Meat Worm…
The toilet man ripping balls off and the return of "the creature" fucking killed me😂
Then the dog came in
WE NEED A PART 3
0:49 Bro that's so fucked I can't help but laugh on how fucked up it is. 🤣
1:48 this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks😂
0:14 this is a reference to the same one but eggnog
Me trying it out:
Julie is the single mother of four sons and two doubters.
How many seconds does she have left in total?
My ribs were separated and spread out like eagle wings, a perfect place for my friends to put the salt they bought the other day.
The other day was worse.
In my confusion I had forgotten what exactly was in my mouth, so I bit down hard.
That’s when I heard the scream.
After everything I’d sacrificed, I finally made it to collage.
And never made it out.
Julie’s husband was accusing her of having an affair, to which she replied, “wish who?”
Then the dog came in.
These are alright.
Ive got better ones
The Brazilian man asked the young lady if she would like to come to Brazil, and she said no.
She was dragged into a wormhole
The toilet has been acting weirdly lately.
The toilet kept making sounds that sound like "bop bop bop" and "yes yes yes"
I wanted to go to see Uluru
By the time I did I realized I was in Australia
I was babysitting my neighbor's 10 year old son
He was watching UA-cam Kids
I was shopping at my local mall
Then I went to remember i kill my son, and then I killed the cashier, then I was arrested, then I was given a death penalty
My toddler loved the local park
So did the pitbull named Sweetheart
@@MostlyJustWhipGamingand then the dog came in
"I want a statue worth a million dollars, said the man to the genie. His joy turned to horror as his skin began to harden and turn to gold."
Then the dog came in
I was having a normal day at a job conference
Until a representative of HR showed up
I like to think that for the last one he saw a rooster and ran away without saying anything.
still cant get over "The man was just standing there clapping"
"but not with his hands"
and then the dog came in....
"where are the boullets?"
I need more boulets
same
@@Ruffrolfbut so did the Meat Worm.
I about to make out with a woman
And then the dog came in
My late grandfather fought in WW2 bringing down more planes than the Red Baron did. Truly the worst engineer of his time.
The grandma one was foul☠️
I like that many of these are highly upvoted. That subreddit knows how to take a joke.
The doctor said that if my daughter didn't see a dog in the next 30 seconds she would die of shock.
Then the dog didn't came in.
BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS 1:34 STORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ngl it was a pretty impressive story for a two-sentence horror
Oh my god lord have mercy on our souls
Grandma getting action
But pps dont have bones
How,old are you kid 💀@@ronalddavidrojas5795
The Frozen Yogurt in the fridge tasted really funny.
Then i remembered i work at a sperm bank!
Then the dog came in
@@ju00v>horse walks in
@@SurmenianSoldierYahiamice moment
@@SurmenianSoldier"Petah..."
Little did they know it was harvested from my creature
The true horror is when someone mix up "your" and "you're".
I can't find the exact post, but my favorite will always be :
"That'll hold him alright, hehehe" I said to myself as I walked away
Then, the board lifted, and an unusually large rabbit rose from the hole in the ground
Then the dog came in
I got my veterinarian degree but still needed to do some practical work neutering animals
Then the dog came in.
To my horror, it turned into a wise Native American shaman
And then two black men lunged from their seats to the native shaman, fucking his ass
@@katherinesmallbean3594but so did the Meat Worm…
then the dog came in
Judy hops and smiles and jumps and dances frantically on the sidewalk. Such a shame Princess was not on her leash.
But so was the meat worm
Then two black men lunged at me
"The naked man fears no pickpocket", proclaimed Uncle Troy as he departed for his morning jog.
Then the Turd Burglar struck.
1:42 This one is so bad, it's funny (and also the one after LMFAO)
1:30
Actually:
My grandmother has 206 bones in her body.
Now 205, now 204, now 203…
“It’s only 5 nights. It shouldn’t be that hard.”
Then the Viagra walked in…
0:55 This is actually a real thing and creepy when you think hard about it
0:29 HE ATE IT HE ATE THE BABY AND GOT RABIES HIMSELF BECAUSE RABIES CAUSES SEVERE HYDROPHOBIA THIS STORY ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
and then the dog came in
No but actually this is a smart one
the dog didn't come in
Please please bring more of this.
I like to think the last one was simply just the narrator seeing one like across the room and not the woman's.
That would actually be very creepy
He was making out with his girl in the woods, looked around while in the middle of it, and saw someone's boner emerge from behind a tree.
Nipploloni Pizza
I gently opened the door
The door closed me back violently
Then the dog came in
But so did the Meat Worm...
"I hugged my sister goodbye as she got on her plane at the airport."
"nine eleven"
0:16 Isn't milk normally gotten from a creature?
The joke is that the guy is a farmer and took the milk from his own cow, even through it would be much easier to just buy the milk from the market. It subverts expectations lol
@@viniciusgoulart5077Nah…
@@viniciusgoulart5077it’s unpasteurised so they will all contract disease
@@viniciusgoulart5077 Nahhh if it was a cow then it would've just said its a cow. "Creature" is trying to imply a monster or whatever
The joke is that he got the milk from an ariral.
I made one
"Just had a nice long fart.
My pants feel heavier."
the one about going to the uk slipped in, it truly scares sh!t out
I found a abandoned house in a forest.
A cocaine addict inside the house tore my balls of and called me "No balls billy".
Why can I hear 1:40 in Vinesauce Joel’s voice
It sounds like something Joel would say
"i was playing on my pc at night until... i heard a noise behind me"
"A ballistic missle fell on my bed and i reflexively started doing the gangnam style"
1:02 this is true horror
The neighbor's been quite nice to me recently even though she mourns her dead son. In return for her kindness I retrieve him to her, as she munches her delicious meal and thanks me for it.
There's a story in the collection "xo Orpheus" about a woman who buys challah bread at a bakery every day and eats it and pretends it's one of her dead children. Like she wants them back inside of her or something, I didn't really understand but it creeped me out.
@@isitsweet9567 Damn dude fr?
@@pog4719 Yep
I got in the shower at 9AM.
Then I got out, and it was 9:15AM.
Then the dog came in.
PART 3 HERE: ua-cam.com/video/HUh0tsYB1bo/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
I left my child in the daycare with the others.
Then the dog came in.
this one shivered my timbers
This is the scariest video I’ve seen. I’m currently crying and pissing.
Then the dog came in
We need part 3
I love being a toddler , i said.
And then the pitbull came in.
Bro please do more your voice is so good and plus these are so funny
My wife has 206 bones in her body.
Now 205; now 204; now 203; now 202.