The subreddit used to a place where people try to be as creative as they can to create horror using only two sentences. Now it's a subreddit where people try to be as creative as possible to create a two sentence comedy surrounding the horror genre.
My favorite two-sentence horrors are the guys with the incredibly specific titles “Man, what a nice Monday morning!” “Hey,” said the Monday Morning Murder Man.
Yeah, the sub really does jump between actually creative people posting, horrifically bad cringe, and self aware posters making fun of the sub. Usually just the latter two though.
As the masked man drew closer, brandishing his knife, I couldn't help but shiver in horror. He was tracking mud on the clean floor, and I heard my mom's car pulling into the driveway.
the first one is from the horror book "geralds game" by stephen king! its a book about a woman who tries to escape from the bed she is tied to after her husband, who she was ...having fun with suddenly dies of a heart attack. its a good book!
“You’re so adorable” I said to my dog as I patted it. I watched in horror as it transformed into a middle aged man with an anime shirt that barely covered his nipples and a six pack of rolls .
God I was drinking while watching this expecting it to be bad but I instead I choked on my drink and spat it out at the keyboard and screen. I literally had to put my hand on my mouth to not spill more than I was.
@@BraidensWorldProductions Fun Fact, I actually do have a Two Sentence Horror Story just as bad but that actually happened to me. I quickly closed my Laptop in front of the whole class, but it was too late. The crowd had already witnessed the horse cock in my screen.
@@javiep_c i just rediscovered it after 5 months aswell because my friend told me a joke that reminded me of one outta this video lol, i am laughing like the first time
I’m so used to actually good stories so it’s hilarious to see these terrible ones lol, and the way you said them with a serious tone as you slowly fall apart into laughter was funny too
well, to be fair, *you just picked up a new job, and are hoping it ain't hard, after all it's a nightshift, you'll be working the graveyard. Urban legends aside, you think you'll be fine, there's no way these things are alive, it's just a robot with nothing inside, right? Not like you're fighting to survive...*
I went to my new class today about emotion control and how intrusive thoughts are negative The teacher's name is Peter Ortega Gomez, so in short, he is Mr. Pog
"I smell delicious humen flesh" said the butt-biter snake as it jumped out of the toilet to bite my cheeks. Little did the snake knew that I had just eaten several kilos of timed out Taco Bell
The problem with two sentence horror is that the formula has to be "mundane thing" + "subversion of mundane thing", which is exactly how setup and punchline jokes work. If the subversion is too unexpected or weird, it's inevitably going to be funny. There's a fine line where you can get genuine emotional impact from your readers with only two lines (think "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn"), but you have to be comfortable with leaving a lot up to interpretation. It helps if you use common symbolism as shorthand for more complicated ideas (wedding dress = marriage, baby shoes = expecting a child, gravestone = death)
@@orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360 sorry that my personal preference ruined your view of the entirety of existence lmao, "this person loves cocks... therefore this world is dark and cruel" (sorry for bad english)
i love how weren’t horror just straight up hilarious like: “My penis looks nice and intact today” “*Hey* said penis slicer man” so funny that the narrator laughed the funniest one is this 2:16 in my opinion
Here's the part 3: ua-cam.com/video/HUh0tsYB1bo/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
Thanks for the 700k views tho
100k views is a whole lot, might not hit that. But this was a great video! Would absolutely love to see a part 2!
Neo natzis are cringe, only true chads admire the Wehrmacht
The fact that Femboys and Neo Nazi's are mentioned in the same sentence is hilarious
@@pheilimobrien6634 two sides of internet
@@pheilimobrien6634 bigger overlap than u would believe
The subreddit used to a place where people try to be as creative as they can to create horror using only two sentences. Now it's a subreddit where people try to be as creative as possible to create a two sentence comedy surrounding the horror genre.
Then the dog came in.
@@H4nmiin "Hello there," said the aspect of subreddit devolving and descension canine as he proceeded to gobble up your balls.
You wrote 2 sentences too. Then dog came in.
@@temirlan3747 i didn't even realize i wrote two sentences lmao
This is honestly so much better lol
*turns into evil toddler*
Then the dog came in
@@goosethemagpie "hey" said the penis slicer man
@@goosethemagpieto my horror, it suddenly turned into a wise Native American Shaman
@@sp4c1ng_0ut8Inside was a one way ticket to Slenderman
"Hey," said the penis slicer man
horror film writers could learn a thing or two
They would make 🤑🤑🤑
666 likes 🫡
a thing or two sentences
ngl this joke Is neat
@@Goofybig_gooberonly "partly"
My favorite two-sentence horrors are the guys with the incredibly specific titles
“Man, what a nice Monday morning!”
“Hey,” said the Monday Morning Murder Man.
Then the dog came in
@@numbdigger6419ROFL 🤣
@@numbdigger6419"Then the dog came inside the Monday morning murder man"
Then the dog came in
I'm dying
And then everyone clapped
Eachother
Then the dog came in
@@zimbabwe4836"Hey," said the penis slicer man
@@zimbabwe4836oh no big cock
Oh no big cock
@@zimbabwe48363 hours ago
“She said do you love me. I told her only partly.”
That shit made me laugh so hard 💀
Gods plan
“I only love my bed and my momma, I’m sorry.”
@@basilgolightlymahbed
@@bowlofkibbleyour mom
and then the dog came in
Every story would have been funnier if all the punchlines were "Then the dog came in"
"my p looks nice and intact today"
"then the dog came in"
”Damn i gotta piss” i said as i start unzipping my pants in some bushes.
Then the dog came in
I tried to fuk a squirrel last night
Then the dog came in
☠️☠️☠️
"I was an innocent baby"
"Then the dog came in"
This subreddit seems to have gotten a lot more self-aware since the last time I saw it.
Then the dog came in.
@@Aesopballin
To my horror, he turned into a Native American Shaman.
@@Aesopballin😭😭
Yeah, the sub really does jump between actually creative people posting, horrifically bad cringe, and self aware posters making fun of the sub. Usually just the latter two though.
And so did the Meat Worm
This ain't even horror this is actual comedy
Then the dog came in
'He started sucking and never stopped 🥵"
@@Chadius_Thundercock"Hey."
Said the dog owner murder man.
This isn't comedy, this is just reditors being horny
@@youtubeacc5418"Hey," said the dog owner murder man murder man
As the masked man drew closer, brandishing his knife, I couldn't help but shiver in horror. He was tracking mud on the clean floor, and I heard my mom's car pulling into the driveway.
Then the dog came in
@@yourdaddysaid Then another dog came in. I don't own a dog.
that story inflicts fear
Terrified not for your life, but for the horrible things you would have to watch your mother do to him
that's more horrifying than this video. unless you the youngest
"Scary! 😦"
Actually made me laugh ngl
@@BallGrabber2123and the dog turned into evil dog
Then the dog came in
That man clapping really used the turbulence on this poor fella
DID YOU PRAY TODAY?
@@SensPiotrbecause if you didn't?
@@bananar1403 Imma have to dick you down on some gangsta shit
@@bananar1403 i might have 2 dick u DOWN on some gangsta shiiiiiii
@@SensPiotrno
Still scarier than fnaf security breach
Some of them unironically
*Yeah* *Fnaf* *was* *just* *hot*
@@Spearmint22425they're children
@@waffler-yz3gwexactly
@@waffler-yz3gw Hes talking about the animatronics
You gotta do more of these. They were hilarious
Did you meant: "You gotta do more of these
They were hillarious"?
@@alexzaker4238he literally said that
@@thehunterwr4666He did say that
But did he say it like this?
@@alexzaker4238 you're very
funny?
And then the dog came
in...
"I think I see a hunter" says one bird to the other
"Don't worry he only has one stone."
Then the dog came in
@@rxjsamira to my horror it suddenly- *_IS THAT THE RED MIST?!!?!_*
@@Chaotic_Random8300 PM SLEEPER AGENTS EVERYWHERE
Underrated comment.
@@rxjsamiraThis bait is believable.
"Bad" two sentence horror stories? I think the word your lookin for is masterpieces
Then the dog came in
then it started sucking and didnt stop (it was sucking a dog toy)@@nutmaster-bp3gd
@@nutmaster-bp3gdMe 😩🍑💨🍆😏
“i promised the devil every one of my future children in exchange for eternal youth. he started sucking and never stopped” I CANT BREATHE☠️☠️
Then the dog came in
@@MichaelBrown-cf6qtTo my horror, it turned into a wise native american shaman
@@Belugamale8738then they gave me a ticket to slenderman
@@Belugamale8738then the dog come in again
you mean the devil can't breath
Implies the existence of good two sentence horror
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
“Hi” said the penis slicer man
The top of all time on that subreddit are actually very good
There was the "eat their own baby" kind of story, some of them are actually good, this is just the shit and giggles everyone does
But no one topped "oh no big cock" in my experience
The one with the dog and the other one with the prostate exam are both totally funny and totally terrifying at the same time
turns into evil toddler
@@hichaelhighers”without me”
the first one is from the horror book "geralds game" by stephen king!
its a book about a woman who tries to escape from the bed she is tied to after her husband, who she was ...having fun with suddenly dies of a heart attack.
its a good book!
After my prostate exam the doctor left...
then the dog came in
why would the dog one be scary
“You’re so adorable” I said to my dog as I patted it.
I watched in horror as it transformed into a middle aged man with an anime shirt that barely covered his nipples and a six pack of rolls .
Then the dog came in
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman@@driftingisopkinda4080
@@driftingisopkinda4080 To my horror it suddenly transformed into a wise native American shaman
Scary! 😰
The bad thing about sleeping with an animal is the animal part
If the dog turns into a human they’re fair-game
Assuming they’re legal.
1:23 truly mortifying.
Real shi
Then the dog came in
Checking the reddit today I found
"I got an 8/11 score on my exam.
The passing score was 9/11."
Then the dog came in
Was it a pilot exam?
Then the plane came in
@@theguythatasked6400HHZHHAHAHAH
I was going to work in my new York office. Then then the clock struck 8:47
I went to the public bathroom to take a shit.
The dude from where i took it from wasnt really happy.
Scary!!!
Horny!!11
@@Thotti 😧
And then the dog came in
he lost his shit
"I love being a toddler!"
"hey," said the pitbull.
The toddler was playing with his toys.
Then the dog came in
😏@@vistagreat9994
@@vistagreat9994 and milked the toddler with creatures milk
@@ChobeVelyasha Truth
1:16 strap your seat belts, cuz theres about to be some turbulence
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
then the dog came in
Nah bro has just incredible ass muscles
Caleb would be proud
I feel like the prostate exam one is underappreciated
Yeah, it's actually kinda scary
The only reason you want to giggle at it is because it specifies prostate exam but like- that's actually a pretty good one
Basic af horror-wise, but yes it does try. But with the context being a prostate exam, it's impossible to not find it funny
would be better if then the dog came in
@@iforbot7732Dogtor
i welcomed my guests with glasses of cold milk.
little did they know, the milk came from the creature.
And then the dog came in
what does this even mean
@@JTHECOMENTER scary! 😧
@@JTHECOMENTER bro has clearly not seen the creature before
@@JTHECOMENTER la creatura
God I was drinking while watching this expecting it to be bad but I instead I choked on my drink and spat it out at the keyboard and screen. I literally had to put my hand on my mouth to not spill more than I was.
But then the dog walked in
@@BraidensWorldProductions Fun Fact, I actually do have a Two Sentence Horror Story just as bad but that actually happened to me.
I quickly closed my Laptop in front of the whole class, but it was too late.
The crowd had already witnessed the horse cock in my screen.
SAME
@@BirbzzThank you so much for making me rediscover this video lmao
@@javiep_c i just rediscovered it after 5 months aswell because my friend told me a joke that reminded me of one outta this video lol, i am laughing like the first time
2:01 I'm dead
💀
Then the dog came in
And I sucked it back too
@NotseeAustrianbro your profile picture
the “dog came in” and “one ticket to slenderman” is absolutely ridiculously hilarious
Then the dog came inside to watch he slenderman movie
"Man i sure love watching movies at home!"
Until the movie man walks in
i was feeling depressed and this just gave me a good laugh. thank you so much.
Hope youre feeling even better man 👍
Then the dog came in
“Hey” said the anti depression murder man
@@Chadius_Thundercock 💀
then You woke up
2:31
Now that is some real horrifying story
1:04 is underappreciated
"Can I have two burgers?" I said
"Okay" said the burger poisoner
then the dog came in
little did He knew it was Harvested from my creature
I’m so used to actually good stories so it’s hilarious to see these terrible ones lol, and the way you said them with a serious tone as you slowly fall apart into laughter was funny too
Then the dog came in
0:18 this one is scary
It is I don’t get why it’s a bad one
@@soomitsunami5936some random guy gave him a prostate exam.
He wasn’t a doctor.
@@soomitsunami5936it was professor prostate
😧 Scary!
It’s actually impressive how little you laughed at these
then the dog came in
@@degrotyan the dog’s reactions were even better tbh
@@WarmWarthogthen the dog came in
@@salamander6014 then the dog came in me
@@ZedTheSecond WHAT
1:53 I cant breathe
Scary😯
we be turning into a certified pedophile with this one:🔥🔥🔥
And then the dog came in
1:36 be careful what you wish for Parker.
"He started sucking and never stopped" caught me off guard more than any jumpscares
And then the dog came in
@@basedinaracistway9139 NAH
2:39 I read the punchline of the two sentence horror story.
Suddenly, it wasn’t horror anymore.
Then the dog came in
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
1:43 is so fucking funny bro
I am the wise native american shaman, and I can confirm all the stories told here are real
And then the dog came in
Why were you a squirrel
@@unoriginalperson72 I cannot tell you why, but do you not care about the one who tried to fuck me while I was in my squirrel form?
@@unoriginalperson72He engaged in a moderate amount of tomfoolery
@@zararara841 😂
This subreddit used to be serious with thought-provoking stories.
Then the dog came in.
Hey said knife guy
i'm fucking dying cuz of the acid baby lmao
hadn't laughed at a video in a kong time 😂
@@nationalotamatone9800 🦍
Why did my mum put me in the acid
And then the dog came in.
@@Mr.immigrationwithlimitation to my horror it then turned into a wise native American shaman
0:30 that sounds like the "I'm all alone in my house" "no you aren't" said knife guy.
and the hallway man
penis slicer
I finally got up the courage to see a therapist. If only I'd noticed the space between the E and R on his office door.
And then the dog came in...
The idea of someone with that sign on their door is sending me
@@SpicyCannoli Where is it sending you?
Hopefully not to the office@@Pining_for_the_fjords
To my horror suddenly it transformed into a wise Native American shaman
It was a normal day, I woke up, took a shit…
Then got out of bed
And the dog came in
@@superarchimegakixpol nooo not the dog
Definition of "Peter, that's not a two sentence horror. That's... that's just porn."
"Oh wow this is worse than the time I was waiting on you while I was strapped to the bed naked... then Brian came in and got mad."
“its only five nights it can’t be that hard” i said to myself
little did i know freddy fazbore was in the room
well, to be fair, *you just picked up a new job, and are hoping it ain't hard, after all it's a nightshift, you'll be working the graveyard. Urban legends aside, you think you'll be fine, there's no way these things are alive, it's just a robot with nothing inside, right? Not like you're fighting to survive...*
And then the dog came in
Its only five night
Its only five night fredy fazbare
Oh boy, I sure hope nothing quirky happens while I'm on my shift!
"Hey", said the animatronics at night
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
I went to my new class today about emotion control and how intrusive thoughts are negative
The teacher's name is Peter Ortega Gomez, so in short, he is Mr. Pog
W
Notorious P.O.G
Then the dog came in
Mr. Pogi?
@@IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad boing.
Nah "it sucked back" is actually horrifying
"I smell delicious humen flesh" said the butt-biter snake as it jumped out of the toilet to bite my cheeks.
Little did the snake knew that I had just eaten several kilos of timed out Taco Bell
scary! 😧@@Mechstreme
Scary 😱
He started sucking and never stopped 🥵
Scary! 😦
RIP Mr Snake 😥🐍🪦
The problem with two sentence horror is that the formula has to be "mundane thing" + "subversion of mundane thing", which is exactly how setup and punchline jokes work. If the subversion is too unexpected or weird, it's inevitably going to be funny. There's a fine line where you can get genuine emotional impact from your readers with only two lines (think "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn"), but you have to be comfortable with leaving a lot up to interpretation. It helps if you use common symbolism as shorthand for more complicated ideas (wedding dress = marriage, baby shoes = expecting a child, gravestone = death)
She asked me to stop licking her at night when we cuddle
My tounge was cut off by the "tounge cutter murder man" 5 years ago....
0:39
My precious toddler who has just learned to speak: "Daddy, please stop hurting mom...I've heard her moaning last night!"
Then the dog came in.
@@P0PG03S To my horror it suddenly transformed into a wise native American shaman
Tbh, it would be better if it just
My precious toddler who has learned to speak:
“Daddy, please stop hitting mom...”
@@adfi5316 *Turns into wise native American Shaman*
@@adfi5316without me 🗿
1:09 LMAOOOO
aleph? yoly shit lobootomy corporation reference
0:23 no! Not the *testicular torsion* wizard!
dic destroyer
0:49 i just can't with "the murder was 3 hours ago"
"then the dog came in" has entered my daily vocabulary lmao
Then the dog came in
this shit is funny as hell
0:08 You possibly have no clue how much porn is starting like this...
😟
😟 Scary
😟
Then the dog came in.
Don't worry guys, it was just her wise native american shaman husband
"You dont have cancer" my doctor said
Its a new disease
that last one aint horror its an absolute win in my book
I hate this degenarate society, i cant even knlw if you are being serius or you are joking
(Sorry for bad english)
@@orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360 sorry that my personal preference ruined your view of the entirety of existence lmao, "this person loves cocks... therefore this world is dark and cruel" (sorry for bad english)
@@orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360 Hi (sorry for my poor english skills)
TRUE
You don’t have a book your father took them all when he left you
2:41 scary
It might be a win tho
@@amelio3712what
@@towel_gaming "big cock is always a win even if it was in a dark alley"
-My drug dealer
@@amelio3712both results would be a win to me
@@sandy_nes31 speaking like an absolute bisexual
2:09 detroit
Fuckers stole my dick
can't have shit in detroit.
Mf stole the first reply cant have crap in Detroit
to my horror, it suddenly turned into a wise native american shaman
“Me and my friends made up the legend of “the devourer of ass” as a joke.”
“As I lay down, I hear something lick its lips…”
Then the dog came in
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
Hot
"hey!" Said the PP slicer man
i love how weren’t horror just straight up hilarious like:
“My penis looks nice and intact today”
“*Hey* said penis slicer man”
so funny that the narrator laughed
the funniest one is this 2:16 in my opinion
ffs even bad 2sentence horror has the One Joke 2:40
1:53 He seems like the guy who only loves his bed and his mama.
Or his swamp and his donkey.
"I was waiting for my pizza to arrive
Then the dog came in"
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
I sat down to relax, happy that I didn't have a dog.
And then the dog came in.
The drake reference is the funniest one by far 😂
Closely followed by "then the dog came in"
As I was watching Spongebob Squarepants.
Squlliam bullied Squidward 😢
Then the dog came in
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
Jesus christ the first one about dog fucking was actually fucking terrifying lol
I thought the dog was just going to lick them.
Oh
OH NO.
@@BernardTheDegenerate It's left ambiguous.
@@BernardTheDegeneratei though the dog was gonna lick them
Then the dog came in
@@ltb1345It's left ambiguous.
Then the dog came in
@@BernardTheDegenerateI was wishing for some tongue action...
Then the dog came in
I was standing with my new forgos on the jeep
Untill i forgot the bloody bottoms were underneath
Bruh lmao
lmao
Then the dog came in
to my horror it suddenly turned into a wise native American shaman
I felt a fart and wanted to let it out
It wasn’t a fart
pooping the farting
NOOOOOOO
@@aquaponieee worst part: it happened
*once*
Scary 😨
and to my horror it turned into a wise native american shaman
These were some very good two sentence horror stories!
Then the dog came in…
Scary! 😢
To my horror it transformed into a wise Native American shaman
Thankfully i can just milk more from my creature
The devil one got me so bad I wasn't expecting that LMAO
The new Drake leaks go crazy 🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️ 🔥
New album name leaked: spooky scary stories told by lightskins
"Damn i gotta piss" i said as i start unzipping my pants in some bushes.
"20 BUCKS OR OFF IT COMES!"
2:23 does this even count as two sentences
Are you in elementary school?
Graduate pre-school first 💀💀
Is schlawg 5 years old 🫨🤤🥴😭🙏
"Honey why is the dog gay"
Then the dog came in
1:15 this one was…jaw dropping.
“Bro your mum just passed away.”
“April fools, it was your Dad”
It’s so sunny today!
“No it’s not” said evil hurricane dude
then the dog came in
1:12
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
“*oh no big pp*” made me laugh way too hard 💀
"then the dog came in" would be the best punchline to any 2 sentence horror
A lot of these have the same energy as
“look a ball”
“Bal man”
Do you think two sentence horror is created by the monsters from monsters inc who are trying to power their society with laughter?
Headcanon accepted
Little do they know, the laughter actually feeds my creature!@@_ArmIa
Bro, you’re an underrated UA-camr
Then the dog came in
These are so good man please make like 80 more
“I was walking to my room, but then my foot felt something, *something horrible.* “
*i stepped on a lego .*
Then the dog came in
I was learning to drive recently and rolled over my friend joe
Now it's joever.
who's joe?
Then the dog came in
@@Java_Protogen*trollface*
@@anawfulpersoni only love my dad and my moms i'm sorry
@@Java_Protogenjoe moma
I farted in the toilet.
it farted back.
Then the dog came in
inside was a one way ticket to slenderman
You should definitely make more videos on the two sentence crappy horror
2:28 what the actual fuck😭
"My house was very beautiful today."
"Then the nuke came in."
2:00 oh man that sucks
"the murder, was 3 hours ago" fuckin killed me. This stories can become a comedy sketch
I dont get it? Lol
@@gregrobinette8620 scary! 😧
Then the dog came in
Then the dog came in