I like these videos, but I think I liked them better without the memes and sound effects during and between the stories. If you want to keep something, keep the memes-in-between but please no more vine-booms or sudden explosions. These work much better if you crack up at the stupidity but the video otherwise appears as if it's a serious "scary!" video. Sometimes less is more.
@@Thotti Nice, but I liked these more when there weren't any memes or sound effects during or between the stories. Sometimes less is more and this kind of thing can get obnoxious.
This is nonsense. Back in their day if you were above the age of 3 you had to work at least 12 hours a day at the penis explosion factory, IF you were lucky.
2:28 that’s honestly just a call to adventure. Finding out that you get to be the antagonist force that drives many people to become better and improve the world is quite a doozy!
@@borritoguy2286 My friend who do you think the AI ripped the data from? Also god bless those poor OG hyperealism artists that now have to deal with the accusations
It's been a long time no see friend... You're a prototype human robot we've been testing on, you shouldn't know your entire existance is artificially constructed, but since I was fired you will now know about it to the rest of your life.
Knife guy is literally the nickname of the dude who made weird comments about me at camp so I can’t help but picture his crusty musty face appearing over the guy in the horror story and doing this.
Join the discord to read more unsettling messages: discord.gg/KbB6TmMt
And random gore from the silly trolls
I like these videos, but I think I liked them better without the memes and sound effects during and between the stories. If you want to keep something, keep the memes-in-between but please no more vine-booms or sudden explosions. These work much better if you crack up at the stupidity but the video otherwise appears as if it's a serious "scary!" video. Sometimes less is more.
These are funny lmao
@@Thotti Nice, but I liked these more when there weren't any memes or sound effects during or between the stories. Sometimes less is more and this kind of thing can get obnoxious.
Really?
"and then the dog came in"
And then a skeleton popped out
With "and then the dog came" you mean...hehehe...he...came...right? haha
*horse walks in*
@@Juzevs then the bartender asked “why the long face?”
What the dog doin
The "and his penis exploded" made me jump up from my sit in fear in a very cartoonish way
"mods, explode his penis"
Same
@@Mejayy jump from my sit
I wish that was me...
And then the dog came in
I thought my plants where safe
But then the zombies came
Oh god damn
Bro just plant more wall-nuts
Then the dog came in
@@Elc.exe_ the gargantuar spam on wave 3:
@@dweibox0073 OH HELL NAH
i was reading bad 2 sentence horror stories
but then 10 million wolves came into my house...
Now I have to clean up the cum all over my house…
you swimming in wolfs come right now?
Will you come back as a father?
Then the dog came in
smash
the buck one was absolutely diabolical💀
"Be careful what you wish for"
"Who says this isn't what I meant?"
NOKOTAN
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
That is actually horrifying. I'm scared.
@@Rosetintedwater do you, by any chance, live inside a lamp?
a victorian child would disintegrate after watching this video
A Chili Dorito 🤝 This Video
>Vaporizing a Victorian Child
Then the dog came in
This is nonsense. Back in their day if you were above the age of 3 you had to work at least 12 hours a day at the penis explosion factory, IF you were lucky.
2:34 "Mr. Electric, send him to the peanits explosion chamber, and have his peanits exploded"
Who
D@@theastonvillaseal585sharkboy and lavagirl movie.
IMMEDIATELY!
I was having a good day
and then Thotti uploaded
Penis pfp
And then I saw your pfp
bro yo pfp tweakin 🤨📸
@@randomguywholikesstuff6536what? Where’s it from?
@@Tricky2109 funny little comic about necro and other funny stuff
0:53 bro could be the person behind this post
wym?
@@RafelChipthotti made 7 vids about anime asmr (one of them got deleted)
@@santaluxahe did WHAT
@@santaluxa crazy
The deer one too i know his fursona is a deer
1:55 That username tho...
Would 💉
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE-
0:15 best one
Ikr, this is unironically pretty good.
Gold that's just on the wrong sub
2:28 that’s honestly just a call to adventure. Finding out that you get to be the antagonist force that drives many people to become better and improve the world is quite a doozy!
This comment feels ai-generated
No I don’t think so.
@@borritoguy2286 My friend who do you think the AI ripped the data from?
Also god bless those poor OG hyperealism artists that now have to deal with the accusations
2:01 "And it had no effect"
0:01 the transfem experience
Singing "Shikonokonoko koshikoshi tantan" is what got the guy in the mood for deerussy
mood tbh..
ong
real
And that’s why he was killed and left in extreme pain.
@@theastonvillaseal585 (the deer was a skin walker)
So, we gonna talk about the weird furry ASMR jumpscare?
Sure! I nutted freaky style all over the dining room table.
Bro what the HELL was that about… Tate?
@@theastonvillaseal585 No that was just the meme image thrown on top, didn't hear anything about Tate
I got ptsd from that shit fr
I threw my headphones on the ground
but not with his hands
im sad i understood this
Then the dog came in
Then his реnis exploded
💀🍑
but then he saw the Knife Guy
2:14 ironically a much better outcome
As I rubbed the lamp I heard the genie say.
Oh god don't stop~
I want to gouge my eyes out with a power drill 🥰🥰🥰. 10/10 fascinating story
0:18 I actually kind of love this one
They said my mansion was haunted, but I didn't believe them
"Ambatukaaaam" i heard at 3am
I watched the newest Thotti video in front of my family.
Then the Anime ASMR came in...
I'm scared, truly scared
0:45 NOOO NOT THEM
Oh deer
May I
Stand on chicken
i need 6 seasons plus a feature length film of these two sentence horror videos YESTERDAY
The guy at 0:21 is the reason why most of the world uses metric system
2:23 I genuinely wished I could be as funny as this guy
This is some evil ass fiber optic cable core shit
1:23 where is this from? The ASMR?
Asking for a friend.
0:25 #relatable 😔😔😔
u gotta remove the gifs man, kinda ruins the joke
The sequel we so desperately needed.
1:26 I ripped my headphones of and threw them onto the floor at this part
the fiber optic cable core montage really sells this for me
My deer friend reference… you are going to perish.
bro that werewolf one just jumpscared me💀💀
It's been a long time no see friend...
You're a prototype human robot we've been testing on, you shouldn't know your entire existance is artificially constructed, but since I was fired you will now know about it to the rest of your life.
@@Playing096 you misspeled existence
@@Playing096 you mean that im a robot.. ah yes another robot that always spell bro and 💀
@@catfell6976 I'm Brazilian
My English is bad
@@Playing096 im not sure about that
That bird one got me
"I finally beat Dark Souls"
"But forgot to save my progress"
After that asmr story I'm too scared to go to bed, i guess I'm gonna be sleep deprived for the third time this week
this is edited like those lobotomy videos 😭😭😭😭
then his penis exploded
Free bottom surgery :3
1:11 at least he came to his senses and realized what a concerning idea it was in practice
1:28 what is Juno from beastars doing here 😭
2:24 as evil i confirm of this
these are unreasonably funny
1:11 was actually kinda scary ngl
I fw you heavy ThottiYT
if joshmath2073 became freakmath6969
i love this series so much 😭😭😭
I dm'd her.
Then she left me on sent for 4 days ooooohhhhh 😱
No Latinas for thotti😢
@@seifeldeen931 pookie 🤫
Alekirser moment
The gaming duck went to her house...
She was with a goose
Already starting off strong with Knife Guy's long awaited return.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Finally the day I was waiting for to hear these twosentencehoror stories with your voice , I really like the way you narrate these
Thanks for the helpful visual. I forgot what i brick looks like
0/10 Two sentence horror, 10/10 Two sentence comedy!
You could make a whole fucking 20 hour video on this topic using the discord server
Oh deer.
1:41 literally my transition smh my head
I opened a bar in ancient Mesopotamia.
And then the dog came in.
the fucking images after every one ar killing me
that bird one was pretty good tho
this is a fucking corecore video in disguise
For my first wish i said, "i want to have a dog!"
And then the dog came in
Thotti is not beating the asmr allegations 🗣️🗣️
Knife guy is literally the nickname of the dude who made weird comments about me at camp so I can’t help but picture his crusty musty face appearing over the guy in the horror story and doing this.
This one in particular feels like a fever dream or hallucination
nothing has made me laugh more in my entire lifetime bruh
0:41 third sentence: my life with Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease was not easy
whar
don’t worry, he only has one stone
Those aren't even bad those are downright hellish so much to an absolute point that it's good instead
i wish i was the deer guy
Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan
This is peak comedy
I SAW THE ONE ON THE THUMBNAIL YESTERDAY🙏🙏💀💀💀
I have a sudden urge to drink carbonated water.
Ok, that thumbnail made me break down laughing.
THOTTIIIIIII!!!!!!! You sweared on your momma about anime asmr's,what will she think?!!!!
he said do you want cream on the cake
but it wasnt a baker
Notedgingonskibidi
What has
It@@theastonvillaseal585
Then the dog came in
It's about time.
First guy was bricked up 💀
sauce for the "furry asmr"
i find it hilarious that people could be having nightmare from these obvious joke posts
thumbnail is goals
I was attacked by wolves but I came out as a father
The bird one and bird two joke is super clever, shout-out to M4sterX1
damn it thotti, not enough racial slurs being said!
Real af
1:22 where is this come from?
HOLY SHIT 😱😱😱💀
Finally.
FINALLY
I was playing with my dog
And then the dog *came*
So... when are the bad ones starting?
WHAT THE BUCK
ThottiYt I'm your biggest fan
Find God.
these are so horribly shit that they're actually good wtf
IS THAT 1 ON THE END?
i ws enjoying this series until this one, why do u have to add random unfunny images and sound effects smh smh
Brr skibidi dom dom dom yes yes
Bubble Bass would never say that