I like these videos, but I think I liked them better without the memes and sound effects during and between the stories. If you want to keep something, keep the memes-in-between but please no more vine-booms or sudden explosions. These work much better if you crack up at the stupidity but the video otherwise appears as if it's a serious "scary!" video. Sometimes less is more.
@@Thotti Nice, but I liked these more when there weren't any memes or sound effects during or between the stories. Sometimes less is more and this kind of thing can get obnoxious.
This is nonsense. Back in their day if you were above the age of 3 you had to work at least 12 hours a day at the penis explosion factory, IF you were lucky.
2:28 that’s honestly just a call to adventure. Finding out that you get to be the antagonist force that drives many people to become better and improve the world is quite a doozy!
@@borritoguy2286 My friend who do you think the AI ripped the data from? Also god bless those poor OG hyperealism artists that now have to deal with the accusations
It's been a long time no see friend... You're a prototype human robot we've been testing on, you shouldn't know your entire existance is artificially constructed, but since I was fired you will now know about it to the rest of your life.
Knife guy is literally the nickname of the dude who made weird comments about me at camp so I can’t help but picture his crusty musty face appearing over the guy in the horror story and doing this.
Love your choice and voice. But could you please make the cuts after every story shorter, a few seconds or just a picture, or none at all like in previous videos?
Sir, would you like to explain where you found the "werewolf mating season" soundclip? Why do you have a clip of [redacted asmr youtuber] on hand hmmmm?
Join the discord to read more unsettling messages: discord.gg/KbB6TmMt
And random gore from the silly trolls
I like these videos, but I think I liked them better without the memes and sound effects during and between the stories. If you want to keep something, keep the memes-in-between but please no more vine-booms or sudden explosions. These work much better if you crack up at the stupidity but the video otherwise appears as if it's a serious "scary!" video. Sometimes less is more.
These are funny lmao
@@Thotti Nice, but I liked these more when there weren't any memes or sound effects during or between the stories. Sometimes less is more and this kind of thing can get obnoxious.
Then the dog came in
"and then the dog came in"
And then a skeleton popped out
With "and then the dog came" you mean...hehehe...he...came...right? haha
*horse walks in*
@@Juzevs then the bartender asked “why the long face?”
What the dog doin
The "and his penis exploded" made me jump up from my sit in fear in a very cartoonish way
"mods, explode his penis"
Same
I wish that was me...
And then the dog came in
It should have been ME. Not him!
I thought my plants where safe
But then the zombies came
Oh god damn
Bro just plant more wall-nuts
Then the dog came in
@@Elc.exe_ the gargantuar spam on wave 3:
@@dweibox0073 OH HELL NAH
the buck one was absolutely diabolical💀
"Be careful what you wish for"
"Who says this isn't what I meant?"
NOKOTAN
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
That is actually horrifying. I'm scared.
@@Rosetintedwater do you, by any chance, live inside a lamp?
i was reading bad 2 sentence horror stories
but then 10 million wolves came into my house...
Now I have to clean up the cum all over my house…
you swimming in wolfs come right now?
Will you come back as a father?
Then the dog came in
smash
a victorian child would disintegrate after watching this video
A Chili Dorito 🤝 This Video
>Vaporizing a Victorian Child
Then the dog came in
This is nonsense. Back in their day if you were above the age of 3 you had to work at least 12 hours a day at the penis explosion factory, IF you were lucky.
0:15 best one
Ikr, this is unironically pretty good.
Gold that's just on the wrong sub
bird named 3:
0:53 bro could be the person behind this post
wym?
@@RafelChipthotti made 7 vids about anime asmr (one of them got deleted)
@@santaluxahe did WHAT
@@santaluxa crazy
The deer one too i know his fursona is a deer
2:34 "Mr. Electric, send him to the peanits explosion chamber, and have his peanits exploded"
Who
D@@theastonvillaseal585sharkboy and lavagirl movie.
IMMEDIATELY!
I was having a good day
and then Thotti uploaded
Penis pfp
And then I saw your pfp
bro yo pfp tweakin 🤨📸
@@randomguywholikesstuff6536what? Where’s it from?
@@Tricky2109 funny little comic about necro and other funny stuff
1:55 That username tho...
Would 💉
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE-
2:28 that’s honestly just a call to adventure. Finding out that you get to be the antagonist force that drives many people to become better and improve the world is quite a doozy!
This comment feels ai-generated
No I don’t think so.
@@borritoguy2286 My friend who do you think the AI ripped the data from?
Also god bless those poor OG hyperealism artists that now have to deal with the accusations
but not with his hands
im sad i understood this
Then the dog came in
Then his реnis exploded
💀🍑
but then he saw the Knife Guy
0:01 the transfem experience
2:01 "And it had no effect"
As I rubbed the lamp I heard the genie say.
Oh god don't stop~
I want to gouge my eyes out with a power drill 🥰🥰🥰. 10/10 fascinating story
0:18 I actually kind of love this one
I watched the newest Thotti video in front of my family.
Then the Anime ASMR came in...
I'm scared, truly scared
So, we gonna talk about the weird furry ASMR jumpscare?
Sure! I nutted freaky style all over the dining room table.
Bro what the HELL was that about… Tate?
@@theastonvillaseal585 No that was just the meme image thrown on top, didn't hear anything about Tate
I got ptsd from that shit fr
I threw my headphones on the ground
i need 6 seasons plus a feature length film of these two sentence horror videos YESTERDAY
0:45 NOOO NOT THEM
Oh deer
May I
Stand on chicken
2:14 ironically a much better outcome
the fiber optic cable core montage really sells this for me
This is some evil ass fiber optic cable core shit
They said my mansion was haunted, but I didn't believe them
"Ambatukaaaam" i heard at 3am
The guy at 0:21 is the reason why most of the world uses metric system
The sequel we so desperately needed.
After that asmr story I'm too scared to go to bed, i guess I'm gonna be sleep deprived for the third time this week
bro that werewolf one just jumpscared me💀💀
It's been a long time no see friend...
You're a prototype human robot we've been testing on, you shouldn't know your entire existance is artificially constructed, but since I was fired you will now know about it to the rest of your life.
@@Account_abandoned-q7m you misspeled existence
@@Account_abandoned-q7m you mean that im a robot.. ah yes another robot that always spell bro and 💀
@@catfell6976 I'm Brazilian
My English is bad
@@Account_abandoned-q7m im not sure about that
2:23 I genuinely wished I could be as funny as this guy
0:25 #relatable 😔😔😔
1:26 I ripped my headphones of and threw them onto the floor at this part
1:23 where is this from? The ASMR?
Asking for a friend.
My deer friend reference… you are going to perish.
I opened the attic cautiously only to scream.
It was doug walker, he was going to turn me into a dvd copy of son of the mask.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE I WAS WATING FOR PART 3 FOR SO LONG
Finally the day I was waiting for to hear these twosentencehoror stories with your voice , I really like the way you narrate these
That bird one got me
"I finally beat Dark Souls"
"But forgot to save my progress"
1:11 at least he came to his senses and realized what a concerning idea it was in practice
Free bottom surgery :3
Thanks for the helpful visual. I forgot what i brick looks like
1:48 an actual horror story for middle eastern countries
Already starting off strong with Knife Guy's long awaited return.
this is edited like those lobotomy videos 😭😭😭😭
then his penis exploded
Thotti is not beating the asmr allegations 🗣️🗣️
I dm'd her.
Then she left me on sent for 4 days ooooohhhhh 😱
No Latinas for thotti😢
@@seifeldeen931 pookie 🤫
Alekirser moment
The gaming duck went to her house...
She was with a goose
i love this series so much 😭😭😭
0:15 the convenient second small pebble in my inventory (I had the funny kit)
This one in particular feels like a fever dream or hallucination
2:24 as evil i confirm of this
Knife guy is literally the nickname of the dude who made weird comments about me at camp so I can’t help but picture his crusty musty face appearing over the guy in the horror story and doing this.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
0/10 Two sentence horror, 10/10 Two sentence comedy!
that bird one was pretty good tho
these are unreasonably funny
1:11 was actually kinda scary ngl
Those aren't even bad those are downright hellish so much to an absolute point that it's good instead
the fucking images after every one ar killing me
I was watching a UA-cam video about bad two sentence horror stories.
"Hey," said the Bad Two Sentence Horror Stories UA-cam Video Murder Guy.
I fw you heavy ThottiYT
if joshmath2073 became freakmath6969
For my first wish i said, "i want to have a dog!"
And then the dog came in
nothing has made me laugh more in my entire lifetime bruh
1:28 what is Juno from beastars doing here 😭
Exhausted? Tired. Want rest? Hungry. Want out?
@OrnamentalShrubb hey netzach where's the beer
I opened a bar in ancient Mesopotamia.
And then the dog came in.
this is a fucking corecore video in disguise
You could make a whole fucking 20 hour video on this topic using the discord server
0:46 Arthur Morgan did not die for this😔
I have a sudden urge to drink carbonated water.
1:41 literally my transition smh my head
he said do you want cream on the cake
but it wasnt a baker
0:15 This one is actually a genuinely funny joke
Ok, that thumbnail made me break down laughing.
0:44 NOKOTAN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh deer.
don’t worry, he only has one stone
0:41 third sentence: my life with Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease was not easy
whar
i wish i was the deer guy
Love your choice and voice. But could you please make the cuts after every story shorter, a few seconds or just a picture, or none at all like in previous videos?
00:42 got me dead💀
thumbnail is goals
i was enjoying diner
but its my breakfast
It's about time.
This is peak comedy
I SAW THE ONE ON THE THUMBNAIL YESTERDAY🙏🙏💀💀💀
I was attacked by wolves but I came out as a father
Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan
First guy was bricked up 💀
i find it hilarious that people could be having nightmare from these obvious joke posts
Notedgingonskibidi
What has
It@@theastonvillaseal585
Then the dog came in
THOTTIIIIIII!!!!!!! You sweared on your momma about anime asmr's,what will she think?!!!!
I was playing with my dog
And then the dog *came*
damn it thotti, not enough racial slurs being said!
The bird one and bird two joke is super clever, shout-out to M4sterX1
Sir, would you like to explain where you found the "werewolf mating season" soundclip?
Why do you have a clip of [redacted asmr youtuber] on hand hmmmm?
So... when are the bad ones starting?
sauce for the "furry asmr"
METRRROOOOOOO
1:22 where is this come from?