The Office of Ork Work and Safety warns you that all video's related to the Greenskins may contain loud loud noises. Intro by Henrik Sigeman / archwarhammer
*BLAM* "Calling the God Emperor a "goldy locks"!?!? that's 3 heresy points on your Heretical Points Card, thats 3 more than allowed we'll be calling the inquisition on your planet"; FTFY
in a single game session i managed 82 out of a 100 corruption points as a first level psyker. became unbound demon host twice and chose to burn faith points in order to survive. the inquisition would have a field day with my character at this point........
no first he is subject to a citation before receiving a demerit and so on and so forth until he receives a full decadulation and only then can the inquisition be contacted.
1) Galaxy is a big place. 2) Human's primary fault is their ignorance or worse, perpetuating of ignorance. 3) Orks are pathetic if there is small, non-experienced group of them. But they grow as fast as yeast (get it?) and if ork simply survives in battle he immediately becomes an experienced veteran. 4) This shit was done by large and specific group of orks. It's the same thing as overestimating Imperial Guards by comparing them with Krieg. 0) WH40k players themselves underestimate orks, because they look like a bunch of cavemen with trash for weapon and trash can for armor. Don't judge book by cover.
@@TheCorrodedMan because we only hear about the biggest succesful waagh in the lore. There are many tribes that decided to attack their system and went down because thz said system had a fonctionnal planetary defense system. But like anything in ork society, if you keep trying, you will eventually win at then end. The first waaagh won't be succesful, neither the second, and maybe not the third, but the forth do the job. For this reason the Imperium underestimate the orks because they see all the failure of orks weaker tribes and think that those dummies can't break throught their wall if they just launch themself at the guns. It would take thousands just to take a position with that kind of strategy Problem: the orks have such numbers of orks to waste
There's an Ork Waaaaagh fighting on a planet filled with Bloodthirsters. Every day Khorne resurrects the Orks so they can have another go. This might be the closest thing to heaven that the Orks have.
+Field Commander Cousland you can bet your ass that the glorious plaguefather is indeed quite liberal with his gifts of an succulently, itchy immortality.
+Ethan hornbeck (Raging Big Daddy) Nurgle is like a TV infomercial for drugs. Sounds great and makes you live for pretty much forever. But then the shitty side-effects happen and you feel pretty stupid afterwards. Which is why we praise the Glorious Man-peror of man-kind, you Heretic.
""The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."" This particular quote really shows almost every facet of why I adore orks in warhammer.
^ this. i personally like Tyranids, but all these lore vids from Arch tempts me to take Orks as well, that and the quote from the video on the old ones "... and some survived by being too stupid and stubborn to die"
I find Orks to be annoyingly silly in the technical sense. I can see the argument that the 40k setting needs some comic relief but I find when the Orks start getting to the stage of complicated machines, especially gargants and space ships they have actually made and not just stolen just because they believe it will keep out the vacuum of space let alone warp energies, it is just immersion breaking and exceeds my ability to enjoy the lore. I have managed to accept everything up to that The daft crude accents only make it worse. It would make more sense if their ships were made by captured slaves who landed on the wrong world or the like. Perhaps the Orks intentionally keep a stock of ship building slaves. Perhaps a civilisation of Orks ignored by the local populace were much bigger than expected and launched an attack and took over, stealing their ships or all of the above. Perhaps there is rumoured to be some sorry looking remnants or descendants of some ancient wiser species (the old one race who created them) supposedly to be hiding behind the green tides and are the secret to their success and the source of some of the smarter and augmented orks technical know how. I know they are not the only fluff that seems overly stretched in this manner but they are one of the biggest and probably oldest examples I would like to see altered but I know likely never will be.
Markus Flint I do not really see your problem. As per description, orkz are all something like psykers to smaller or bigger degree able to pool their power together to achieve things. Just becaouse they do not have long beards or elegant movements and instead of staffs they gladly use two rocks does not make them any less psychicaly powerfull. They integrated their psychic powers through their entire culture and war mongery which then leads to machines that operate on thought power instead of common physical laws. Simply, they are even more magic based then eldars.
I know that this is an old video, but I just wanted to say that this is the source of my favorite Arch quote: "with the possible exceptions of the mushrooms, all Orks are angry." Just imagine it. A tiny mushroom with an Ork face just yelling in a deep Orks voice at anyone who comes nearby
my personal favourite Ork quote "Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!" orks really don't need a lot to be happy
In a way they remind me on the Wee Free Men as Pratchet described them. Larger and really unhinged Wee Free Men, who also are green instead of blue....
"As the warlord slaps the ork,the ork kicks the Gretchen,the Gretchen sets the snotling on fire causing him to run screaming into the livestock/fungus farms spreading the burning love around,thus leading to a group of rather singed and very angry squigs rampaging through the camp and biting the warlord in the ass" Arch warhammer A Summary of DA ORK'Z millennium 41,year 999 by the imperial calendar
An ork RPG game would be great. exp=grow bigger=unlock new skills Als start your game becoming warboss, uniting the planet and then the real fun begins Or you become a pirate/freebooter enz.
An Ork arrives on craftworld Iyanden after Hive Fleet Kraken. The Eldar stop repairing their ship and look confused and try to stop the Ork. But the Ork holds up his hand and says "I'm 'ere for 'elf an' safety" B)
Funfact: Noone really knows how old an orc can get since there´s not a single known case of a greenskin dying from age... Some people think they might even be immortal, because they were created by the old ones, just like the eldar which can live forever... But until now, every known dead orc died from attacks...
Darthplagueis13 A lab created bio weapon against there DNA structure may be needed to quickly eviscerate those savage beings completely & for good, because every world that they land on gets easily contaminated by there reproductive spores, its pretty weird & frightening if ask me, perhaps that may be a final solution for those highly hostile & dangerous green space critters in upcoming WH epics.
Well, usually it´s not easy to develope such a bioweapon, in fact it might even be impossible in case of the orks considering that there are many different variations and subspecies which sometimes only come from size or battleexpierience. Also this might convince the orks to organize a straightaway attack on holy terra and while they are usually not very good at managing their waaaghs to be efficient and large armys there´s right now one boss who might just do that. Ghazkull Thraka is probably one of the greatest threads to the imperium of men, maybe even more dangerous than Abbadon the destroyer(because if his gods tell him to attack they probably also want him to win while the chaos gods seem to consider Abbadon more as a source of entertainment than a real chosen fighter), and after he overran and captured Amargeddon he could use the planet as a base from where he just could lead a massive attack to Terra. THe reason he didn´t do that yet is that a successfull attack on holy Terra would probably end the imperium which right now is still needet for Ghazkull to start Ragnarök. But if mankind starts to use species-wiping bioweapons he or the green godz might just decide that there are more urgent matters to solve....
It's funny how the Orks of all seam to be the least evil of species within the WH40k galaxy, since all they are doing is being true to their bestial nature and their only desire is to challenge themselves through fighting tough enemies. I kinda like them.
The Tau are a bit better, but not by much. I mean, it's a massive theistic space empire -- but, hey, at least humans still get to worship the Emperor. A little.
Lots of people say Orks are the least racist faction in Grimdark, as they will fight anyone. People argue with "Tyranids eat everything!" or "Tau bring all to the Greater Good!" First excuse is wrong. Nids' will not attack the Necron. Necron are machines, and as such have nothing for the gribblies to eat. Second is also wrong. Tau would never accept Orks as part of the Greater Good. Yes, they hire them as mercs but its not the same. Hell, even Chaos is scared of the Sisters. The only truly non-racist faction is the Necron. Whoever or whatever you are, the evil undead Egyptian tomb lord terminators from space (Necron) will vaporize you. Orks have expressed distress when combating Eldar. They also dont enjoy fighting the Tau, as they think the mass spamming of pulse shots is cheating. Because of this, they are racist. Also, Orks seem to be obsessed with their phrase ORKZ IZ DA BEST!!! THAT IS CLEARLY AND PLAINLY INHERENTLY RACIST!!!
The common joke is that you know your game is dark when the ultraviolent, blood knight faction that occasionally practices cannabalism... is the comic relief.
Orkz neva looze! If we win, we win. If we loose, we die fightin, so dat doesn't count. If we leg it, dat means we can fight an ivva day. See? Orkz is beztezt! *ork proceeds to bash the human's head with a blunt object*
+Bionic Tech Once i was the game master for a very stupid and surreal adventure for Warhammer 40k role playing game: Deathwatch. The kill team of space marine had to retrive the christmas tree that some orks had stolen from Valhallian soldiers. The Ork Bozz spied on the humans and belived that "the magic of Christmas" could be stolen and used to get stronga and bigga. He started dressing like Santa and called himself Zanta Bozz. The space martines reached his encampment they saw Zanta Bozz singing "Dakka Bellz" with all the Boyz and saw the Snotling dressed as little elves. It was bloody hilarious.
What I like about Orks is that they really represent Warhammer as a whole: the only thing that matters is the fight. The Lore is like a shoota: you don't need a shoota to fight, but it is more fun with a shoota than just our fists. The same with the Lore in Warhammer: we don't need the Lore to roll dice on the table or move figurines around, but it is more fun when we have stories behind the figurines we roll dice for. In the end, we FIGHT!
I just love orks. All Warhammer 40k seems to... serious? for me. Everything is so serious, that it's become comic(like with some death metal bands - I love metal but bands like Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath know how to treat themselves not entirely serious, but with perspective). Everything in WH40 is so grim, dark, evil... I know, that's climate of WH40. But it's so good that race like orks exists in WH40 to balance seriousness of the rest. I mean orks are pretty serious danger to pretty much everyone, but they are... so cute. Cute like 3 years old child on steroids, with big knife that's gonna cut your throat but still cute :> And their society is really based on freedom. I mean in Imperium you are basically a slave, but in Ork society you can do what you want. Want to burn everything? Join to burnas. Want to drive fast? Buy/steal/"aquire" vehicle, paint it red and join cult of speed.
15:00 the technical term for "WAAAGH! energy" is a "Liminal Gestalt Field" it is essentially the logic that if you believe something hard enough it shall come to be. For example in ork society Red=Faster and Louder=More powerful.
"Surrounded and outnumbered"? By my understanding, Orks surround and outnumber everyone else. They're the most successful species in the universe. If the Ork hordes ever properly united it would be an instant game over for literally every other intelligent race.
The most numerous race are humans, the orks are second, chaos is probably third, necrons or eldar could be 4 and 5, tyranids 6 with the numbers they currently have in the galaxy, but should keep growing as more of them arrive and they expand, tau exist and that shouldn’t be a thing
Theory: Waluigi is a form of proto-Ork in terms of evolution. Evidence: Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Orks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Arch, I'd just like to thank you for all the entertaining videos over the past year. I've watched this channel grow quite a lot,but I'm going to miss the next 8-9 weeks of your videos. I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do when I get back from basic. good luck with growing your channel further.
This makes me want to get on to Shadow of War and eventually to get a Middle Earth version of a WAAAGH going. Especially with my Tower and Scottish Uruk to the forefront. I mean there are no Shootas if you don't include arrows, but plenty of Choppas and Stikks
You and Uthan the Perverse. He was an Eldar philosopher who earned his title by offering the opinion that the Ork mindset is more or less the way to go. They want only to fight, so they're always happy because they're always fighting. No internal struggle, no angst, no regrets--all Eldar staples. Of course, the downsides of the Ork way of life are obvious.
This has me questioning my favorite race in the entirety of fiction/non-fiction ever. These dudes are photosynthetic berserking fungi. The pinnacle of eukaryotic life.
The fact that they use psychic powers to make machines is idle introspection from the adeptus mechanicus. Simply put, they do not understand the ork method of "invention" and "creative technology" and thus can only really liken it to random mutation expressed by demons. Rather, the fact is that orks are extremely resourceful and innovative, and are perhaps the best engineers in the 40k universe. Their objectives are what make their technology so confusing. They build war machines for the ENJOYMENT of the orks using it. They also do not build to be superior, only to put themselves on a "fair" level (or just to copy things that they think is cool that the enemy uses, more likely) take Ryza for example, the orks there find themselves using extremely advanced ork technology to match themselves with the skitarii forces there. Having said that, they do not replicate eldar or necron technology, I rather think this has to do with the orks actually liking humans & space marines quite a lot, thinking the smooth efficient weapons the other races use is boring and crap. The orks like big battles, and only the imperium is likely to oblige them. If they were truly simply using psychic technology (as the eldar do, I might add) they would use very basic looking implements. They are entirely unconcerned with the ends, and live by the means. They want their vehicles to be loud and unoiled. They want their guns to go bam the loudest, they want to miss so they can close into close combat and talk to the humans etc (they communicate in a way through violence) and like the way humans shout when they fight, and lean to speak bits of 'uman too. Essentially they think they are playing a game, and probably cant really tell the difference between humans and space marines and gretchins and orcs, other than the taste. *Apparently the orks actually DON'T psychically cause their tech to work, it was solely an assertion that they must have no machine spirit, because that serves humanity and thus must work some other way. It is true that humans struggle to get ork equipment to work, but not that it stops working any more than before when they die out.*
Carbon 12 I never thought that orcs ate humans other than those squibs, infant staged orks & also being capable of survival via osmosis in case nothings protein rich is available, however being a descendant of some not clearly known reptilian species that created them, well i kinda wouldn't doubt it when you observe there hideous long fangs & wide mouths that looks like there capable of biting off a humans face it seems, hell where's my armour piercing explosive round bolter pistol & buzz saw grip, & hell its a good thing also that the pest can be killed, tho w/ a bit more effort than normal but they do get taken out thank goodness for the universe. 👽👍
That’s a pretty accurate description of how Orks see the Imperium, essentially a more “refined” version of themselves. They often wonder why Humanity is bothered with all their religious nonsense and not just krumping everything else.
Such excellent videos! Flawless narration, great style, totally awesome. It would be nice to see more images of the particuliar things you talk about but hey - I cannot think any other way these could be better. I'm feeding my life to them from last week.
ere are my boyz at? it's time for fighten wez gonna krump dem good and propa i gotz mez a pointy stick for der eads WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good video All spot on with the exception of the Waaagh pronunciation It's basically just "waaa" Both the G and the H are silent Least in every single 40k game anyway Some game cutscenes that show how it's pronounced if you wanna looksie
I remember the old idea that orks were created my intelligent snotlings but the snotlings degenerated to the current state due to mutation or illness if I remembered correctly.
You have made a slightly could be boring series very entertaining and I have and will continue to listen while laughing so very hard, keep up the good work.
Orks are the best. One of my best times was in Eternal Crusade: Me: "How do I heal people as a Painboy?" Teammate: "HOLD F YA GIT!" Me: "YESH BOSS!" Honestly even to this day I have to stifle the laughter at how brilliant the Orks are!
A spiritu dominatus, Domine, libra nos, From the lighting and the tempest, Our Emperor, deliver us. From plague, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the scourge of the Kraken, Our Emperor, deliver us. From the blasphemy of the Fallen, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the begetting of daemons, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the curse of the mutant, Our Emperor, deliver us, A morte perpetua, Domine, libra nos. That thou wouldst bring them only death, That thou shouldst spare none, That thou shouldst pardon none We beseech thee, destroy them.
Oy boyz, looks loike we gots owselvs a whittle talkie humie. Dont hyuz knowed dat Gork and Mork ar betta than dat dead humie youz luv soo zoggin much? Umma krump dis here eretic wit my new choppa now.
Is there any art of partially-grown greenskins? I assume they just grow like mushrooms out of soil that their spores fell on, I just don't have the slightest clue how a mushroom would turn into a bipedal sentient creature and what grotesque shapes it would go through in the process.
little disappointed you didn't mention they could breath in space, just because they don't realize there is no air in space.
+Leivve REALLY!?!?! OH GOD WHY /D
+Leivve lol that sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett story XD
+Leivve well, he did mentioned photosynthesis.. so their concept of breath is quite different from humanoid one to begin with.
+Leivve I think that Orks dont really breath at all. Or more dont need to breath.
+Smutnovsor You can't photosynthesize in vacuum.
Calling the God Emperor a "goldy locks" that's 3 heresy points on your Heretical Points Card, 7 more and we'll be calling the inquisition...
*BLAM*
"Calling the God Emperor a "goldy locks"!?!? that's 3 heresy points on your Heretical Points Card, thats 3 more than allowed we'll be calling the inquisition on your planet";
FTFY
Karnacle Blackburn "That sir is a full heresy points card, you get one free kriegbucks coffee and one inquisition!"
+Karnacle Blackburn and by inquisition, we of course mean exterminatus. You don't want to know what we do to cha-:comment redacted by Ordo hereticus:
in a single game session i managed 82 out of a 100 corruption points as a first level psyker. became unbound demon host twice and chose to burn faith points in order to survive. the inquisition would have a field day with my character at this point........
no first he is subject to a citation before receiving a demerit and so on and so forth until he receives a full decadulation and only then can the inquisition be contacted.
"Pffft... It's only a bunch of orks!" - Last words of any Imperium commander.
1) Galaxy is a big place.
2) Human's primary fault is their ignorance or worse, perpetuating of ignorance.
3) Orks are pathetic if there is small, non-experienced group of them. But they grow as fast as yeast (get it?) and if ork simply survives in battle he immediately becomes an experienced veteran.
4) This shit was done by large and specific group of orks. It's the same thing as overestimating Imperial Guards by comparing them with Krieg.
0) WH40k players themselves underestimate orks, because they look like a bunch of cavemen with trash for weapon and trash can for armor. Don't judge book by cover.
@@TheCorrodedMan because we only hear about the biggest succesful waagh in the lore. There are many tribes that decided to attack their system and went down because thz said system had a fonctionnal planetary defense system. But like anything in ork society, if you keep trying, you will eventually win at then end. The first waaagh won't be succesful, neither the second, and maybe not the third, but the forth do the job.
For this reason the Imperium underestimate the orks because they see all the failure of orks weaker tribes and think that those dummies can't break throught their wall if they just launch themself at the guns. It would take thousands just to take a position with that kind of strategy
Problem: the orks have such numbers of orks to waste
He says they have anger management, as in, literally. With the possible exception of the mushrooms. Don't be fooled. *THE MUSHROOMS ARE ALSO ANGRY.*
Orks give Tyranids endless supply of food
Tyranids give Orks endless supply of fight
They're friends!
There best friends
In Ork Language "Friend" and "favorite Enemy" actually mean the same
There's an Ork Waaaaagh fighting on a planet filled with Bloodthirsters. Every day Khorne resurrects the Orks so they can have another go.
This might be the closest thing to heaven that the Orks have.
Sounds like orks are the happiest of all in 40k
+darkmetalviking ignorance and love for fighting.
why would beings who have these things ever feel unhappy in 40k
Well actually Nurgle is the happiest who loves everyone
+Field Commander Cousland you can bet your ass that the glorious plaguefather is indeed quite liberal with his gifts of an succulently, itchy immortality.
+Tristan Bigornia You gotta scratch that itch and double stitch to NOOORGLE!
+Ethan hornbeck (Raging Big Daddy) Nurgle is like a TV infomercial for drugs.
Sounds great and makes you live for pretty much forever.
But then the shitty side-effects happen and you feel pretty stupid afterwards.
Which is why we praise the Glorious Man-peror of man-kind, you Heretic.
""The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.""
This particular quote really shows almost every facet of why I adore orks in warhammer.
^ this. i personally like Tyranids, but all these lore vids from Arch tempts me to take Orks as well, that and the quote from the video on the old ones "... and some survived by being too stupid and stubborn to die"
+Kfunderwood
To many words for me brain!
"Bash head in with a big thing"
+Mystogan Edolas I'm pretty sure a truly orky way of wording that would be "Krump da 'ead!"
+Amanda Todd ohhh i want a nid video as they are the guys i actually collect.
DarthCameroth agreed
Orks: the only species to operate on Ratchet and Clank logic
And Mcgyver too.
Well since they are race full of Mcgyvers that explains well why they are so hard to exterminate
iglidor ther basically like the A team can do owt but ther not A team material ther the z team
I find Orks to be annoyingly silly in the technical sense. I can see the argument that the 40k setting needs some comic relief but I find when the Orks start getting to the stage of complicated machines, especially gargants and space ships they have actually made and not just stolen just because they believe it will keep out the vacuum of space let alone warp energies, it is just immersion breaking and exceeds my ability to enjoy the lore. I have managed to accept everything up to that The daft crude accents only make it worse.
It would make more sense if their ships were made by captured slaves who landed on the wrong world or the like. Perhaps the Orks intentionally keep a stock of ship building slaves. Perhaps a civilisation of Orks ignored by the local populace were much bigger than expected and launched an attack and took over, stealing their ships or all of the above.
Perhaps there is rumoured to be some sorry looking remnants or descendants of some ancient wiser species (the old one race who created them) supposedly to be hiding behind the green tides and are the secret to their success and the source of some of the smarter and augmented orks technical know how.
I know they are not the only fluff that seems overly stretched in this manner but they are one of the biggest and probably oldest examples I would like to see altered but I know likely never will be.
Markus Flint I do not really see your problem. As per description, orkz are all something like psykers to smaller or bigger degree able to pool their power together to achieve things.
Just becaouse they do not have long beards or elegant movements and instead of staffs they gladly use two rocks does not make them any less psychicaly powerfull.
They integrated their psychic powers through their entire culture and war mongery which then leads to machines that operate on thought power instead of common physical laws.
Simply, they are even more magic based then eldars.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
John Laird The most badass version of SJWs if they became actual useful fighters.
@@arnowisp6244 No, even orks aren't that stupid, don't insult the orks like that XD
Nice dunge master.
@@arnowisp6244 every single mushroom has its own gender. Fungi, and therefore the ORK BOIZ, have hit the peak level of SJW.
@@arnowisp6244 "Ya don't assume me gender! I ASSUME YOURZ YA GITZ"
I know that this is an old video, but I just wanted to say that this is the source of my favorite Arch quote: "with the possible exceptions of the mushrooms, all Orks are angry." Just imagine it. A tiny mushroom with an Ork face just yelling in a deep Orks voice at anyone who comes nearby
That would be amazing XD
I think those are called goombas.
my personal favourite Ork quote "Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!"
orks really don't need a lot to be happy
orks. truly in paradise
@@Plankensen You got to envy them!
Imagine them singing im so happy.
In a way they remind me on the Wee Free Men as Pratchet described them. Larger and really unhinged Wee Free Men, who also are green instead of blue....
@@mrmaxwell346 The Orks sing a song in Battlefleet Gothic.
that 'angry management' line was fucking gold, man. laughed so hard.
*When the air is so dense with bullets that it clogs your nose*
"DERE'Z DAKKA ALRITE!!"
"As the warlord slaps the ork,the ork kicks the Gretchen,the Gretchen sets the snotling on fire causing him to run screaming into the livestock/fungus farms spreading the burning love around,thus leading to a group of rather singed and very angry squigs rampaging through the camp and biting the warlord in the ass"
Arch warhammer
A Summary of DA ORK'Z
millennium 41,year 999 by the imperial calendar
Orks get their hands on Necron technology, Hilarity Ensues
*Devastation ensues
Wut dis do? (presses large glowing green button)
Shiny bitz for meh trofey rakk
..ork cyborks with necron parts...we are fucked
What about tau stuff? We could do without orks using a hammerhead gunship with more guns...
Ork Command Structure by Arch,
food>food>food>food>food>food>Ork Warboss
/food
An ork RPG game would be great.
exp=grow bigger=unlock new skills
Als start your game becoming warboss, uniting the planet and then the real fun begins
Or you become a pirate/freebooter enz.
My dream game... to bad the game market is fucking too retarded to even begin to comprehend a game such as this
+MrMonkeybuts write your own then.
+Paul Love Give me £3,000,000,000 kickstarter, and I'm good to go.
Gorkamorka
+MrMonkeybuts you can be an ork in eternal crusade
Ork logic “I reject your reality and substitute my own”-Adam savage
Red ones go faster
An Ork arrives on craftworld Iyanden after Hive Fleet Kraken.
The Eldar stop repairing their ship and look confused and try to stop the Ork.
But the Ork holds up his hand and says "I'm 'ere for 'elf an' safety"
B)
I imagine that's how it would work
and the orks wearing a crude button up shirt
+Swiftsabre Not bad. Or is it so bad it's good? Either way, thumbs up.
now im imagining an extremely posh ork just sipping tea while asking an elder if he wants some sugar.
Deathslayer umm,real gud tea ere knife earz(sip)ahhh,sugar der ladz?
Funfact: Noone really knows how old an orc can get since there´s not a single known case of a greenskin dying from age... Some people think they might even be immortal, because they were created by the old ones, just like the eldar which can live forever...
But until now, every known dead orc died from attacks...
Darthplagueis13 There is no limit to how hilarious and badass the orks get
Darthplagueis13
Ork birthday parties
That sounds like the sure doom for many Little gits...
Darthplagueis13
A lab created bio weapon against there DNA structure may be needed to quickly eviscerate those savage beings completely & for good, because every world that they land on gets easily contaminated by there reproductive spores, its pretty weird & frightening if ask me, perhaps that may be a final solution for those highly hostile & dangerous green space critters in upcoming WH epics.
Well, usually it´s not easy to develope such a bioweapon, in fact it might even be impossible in case of the orks considering that there are many different variations and subspecies which sometimes only come from size or battleexpierience. Also this might convince the orks to organize a straightaway attack on holy terra and while they are usually not very good at managing their waaaghs to be efficient and large armys there´s right now one boss who might just do that. Ghazkull Thraka is probably one of the greatest threads to the imperium of men, maybe even more dangerous than Abbadon the destroyer(because if his gods tell him to attack they probably also want him to win while the chaos gods seem to consider Abbadon more as a source of entertainment than a real chosen fighter), and after he overran and captured Amargeddon he could use the planet as a base from where he just could lead a massive attack to Terra. THe reason he didn´t do that yet is that a successfull attack on holy Terra would probably end the imperium which right now is still needet for Ghazkull to start Ragnarök. But if mankind starts to use species-wiping bioweapons he or the green godz might just decide that there are more urgent matters to solve....
I didn't choose da ork life, da ork life choose me.
And the inquisition was selected this chat for EXTERMINATUS, enjoy your final moments.
and then a warboss just bombed the unquisators
Hmm, green, photosynthesizing and rather stupid?
That confirms it. Kerbals are friendly Orks!
Explains my rockets working, Waaaagh magic at work
Very fucking true
Ork and friendly is a contradiction
The vicious cycle of punching each other faces in.
Tzeench planned it as such.
I love how the category this falls into is education
It works that way. And I ain't complaining
Rimemba boyz, da red uns go fasta!
WAAAGH!!!!!!
+cole thompson Woa Woa. . to properly do..say..write it it must have at min 3 As two is far to little =Dso WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! ON
cavetrollcob OI!! IS YOUS PUSH'N YOUR UN ORKIE IDEAS IN'TA DA MOB, YA SNOTLING!?!
I IS BIGGA DEN YOUS!!!!!!!
WAAAGH!!!!!
(Headbutt)
Fire warriors, concentrate fire on that red vehicle.
+yudhi adhyatmiko siswono AAAAAAGH!!!!
ME POOR ZOGGED BUGGY...
...WAAAGH!!!!!!!!! NOW I IS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!
Finally we get some WAAAGH lore
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
+Superschokokeks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
+ProjectiluvOP KHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Ork: Ya fergot da exclamation pointz!
+Alvin Cardinal *Ship being crashed into* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny how the Orks of all seam to be the least evil of species within the WH40k galaxy, since all they are doing is being true to their bestial nature and their only desire is to challenge themselves through fighting tough enemies. I kinda like them.
The Tau are a bit better, but not by much. I mean, it's a massive theistic space empire -- but, hey, at least humans still get to worship the Emperor. A little.
Weeabo Space Commies! :D
orks are just trying to have fun
Lots of people say Orks are the least racist faction in Grimdark, as they will fight anyone. People argue with "Tyranids eat everything!" or "Tau bring all to the Greater Good!"
First excuse is wrong. Nids' will not attack the Necron. Necron are machines, and as such have nothing for the gribblies to eat.
Second is also wrong. Tau would never accept Orks as part of the Greater Good. Yes, they hire them as mercs but its not the same.
Hell, even Chaos is scared of the Sisters.
The only truly non-racist faction is the Necron. Whoever or whatever you are, the evil undead Egyptian tomb lord terminators from space (Necron) will vaporize you.
Orks have expressed distress when combating Eldar. They also dont enjoy fighting the Tau, as they think the mass spamming of pulse shots is cheating. Because of this, they are racist. Also, Orks seem to be obsessed with their phrase ORKZ IZ DA BEST!!!
THAT IS CLEARLY AND PLAINLY INHERENTLY RACIST!!!
Matt Ward Wut's dis "raycizum" fingie you 'umies iz goin' on about? Only word I knowz iz WAAAGH!!! WHATEVA, SMASH DESE 'UMIE GITZ!! WAAAGH!!!
the heriachy of the orks: the small guys are food, the little guys are food, the medium guys are food and the big guys eat and are also food.
patricio torre
HOOOOOOLY MACRO, hell I'm glad my butts not on that side of the cosmos. 👽👍
*****
My teeth not sharp enough for that kind of delicacy. 😏
ork logic: is it smaller than Ork? Yes? OK then is possible food.
And everyone is a source of teef.
And all da humies'n da gits got skrap !
The common joke is that you know your game is dark when the ultraviolent, blood knight faction that occasionally practices cannabalism... is the comic relief.
I totally agree with your statement except for the occasionally part.
so if the orks believe in Santa he is real?
+Bionic Tech probably.
+Bionic Tech Better question: If the orcs didn't believe in Santa would he stop being real?
rhemorigher
i don't think so.
They believe they are the best, but they still lose frequently.
Orkz neva looze! If we win, we win.
If we loose, we die fightin, so dat doesn't count.
If we leg it, dat means we can fight an ivva day.
See? Orkz is beztezt!
*ork proceeds to bash the human's head with a blunt object*
+Bionic Tech Once i was the game master for a very stupid and surreal adventure for Warhammer 40k role playing game: Deathwatch. The kill team of space marine had to retrive the christmas tree that some orks had stolen from Valhallian soldiers. The Ork Bozz spied on the humans and belived that "the magic of Christmas" could be stolen and used to get stronga and bigga. He started dressing like Santa and called himself Zanta Bozz. The space martines reached his encampment they saw Zanta Bozz singing "Dakka Bellz" with all the Boyz and saw the Snotling dressed as little elves. It was bloody hilarious.
This is honestly the first time I've ever heard someone pronounce the G in WAAAGH.
I've never been more Triggered in my life.
Raid Man 2009 Renault Megan renaultsport 225 sound
Boy would neva be a propa Ork, wot.
anger management problem, that is one of this biggest understatements of the century
its not a problem. its a solution! XD
so many greenskins in one place.
arch what have you done.
+Slougun Restrictions The Death korps of kreig has come to do thier holy duty FOR THE EMPEROR
+kahzhoex um hey since you dont seem to want this comment section can the necron have it?
NO SOISOISOISOISOISOI
Warboss Arch ez da Biggest n da Baddest warboss!
He started a waaagh
So "WAAAGH!!!" is to Orks what "LEEROOOOOOOYYY... JEEEEEENNNKIIIIINNNNNS!" is to gamers.
"Time's up, ya gitz! Let'z do dis!"
with the exception thath waaagh actually works
LeftwardGlobe16 it’s a rallying cry
Yep
the only bad thing about orks is painting those fucking figures those things are so freaking detailed
What I like about Orks is that they really represent Warhammer as a whole: the only thing that matters is the fight. The Lore is like a shoota: you don't need a shoota to fight, but it is more fun with a shoota than just our fists. The same with the Lore in Warhammer: we don't need the Lore to roll dice on the table or move figurines around, but it is more fun when we have stories behind the figurines we roll dice for. In the end, we FIGHT!
I just love orks. All Warhammer 40k seems to... serious? for me. Everything is so serious, that it's become comic(like with some death metal bands - I love metal but bands like Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath know how to treat themselves not entirely serious, but with perspective). Everything in WH40 is so grim, dark, evil... I know, that's climate of WH40. But it's so good that race like orks exists in WH40 to balance seriousness of the rest. I mean orks are pretty serious danger to pretty much everyone, but they are... so cute. Cute like 3 years old child on steroids, with big knife that's gonna cut your throat but still cute :> And their society is really based on freedom. I mean in Imperium you are basically a slave, but in Ork society you can do what you want. Want to burn everything? Join to burnas. Want to drive fast? Buy/steal/"aquire" vehicle, paint it red and join cult of speed.
yeah but that is if you are born as the correct species and dont get fucking beaten up before getting to that stage
Its a game after all, Orks are just as any other race. Ork weapons only work with Orks, other races have rules on their weapons as well
Orks can't do what they want unless they're the biggest in the vicinity.
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
15:00 the technical term for "WAAAGH! energy" is a "Liminal Gestalt Field" it is essentially the logic that if you believe something hard enough it shall come to be. For example in ork society Red=Faster and Louder=More powerful.
Just in ork society? I thoght these are general rules of universe
+iglidor RED WHANS FOR FASTAH!!
+Roach Killeh GO FASTAH* (fuck autocorrect )
does this mean that painting yourself red makes you run faster and if you trap ten boomboxes onto your body you can punch a hole through titanium?
that tha spiret Deathslaya!
If ork organs are so different from the standard definition of the word “organs”, would it be apt to call them “orkans”? =D
Oh boy time to learn about the mushroom people
"Surrounded and outnumbered"?
By my understanding, Orks surround and outnumber everyone else. They're the most successful species in the universe. If the Ork hordes ever properly united it would be an instant game over for literally every other intelligent race.
Humans actually outnumber orks by a large margin. Mainly because the main ork pasttime is reducing the overall number of orks in their vicinity.
The most numerous race are humans, the orks are second, chaos is probably third, necrons or eldar could be 4 and 5, tyranids 6 with the numbers they currently have in the galaxy, but should keep growing as more of them arrive and they expand, tau exist and that shouldn’t be a thing
@@PurpleH4z3 "tau exist and that shouldn’t be a thing"
I wholeheartedly agree.
4:33 Has me laughing uncontrollably every time I hear it, mainly because it's so entirely likely to ACTUALLY happen.
So basicly the 40k universe is a paradise for orks blessed by Gork and Mork
The ork “story” from warhammer 40k gladius has by far my favorite type of talks. Their “Physikal eksersize” is just combat.
"orks do not panic easily" plays warhammer, ork gets shot at by an imperial guardsman once "WEEZ GONNA DIE"
Why rely on energy?
Fungal intelligence is a real documented phenomenon.
THE DAY HAS FINALY COME
+Conan5000 Does that mean Chaos finally has a lore video?
+Jasper Daugaard No WAAAAAGHH
DIS 'UMIE KNOWS WUT 'ES TALKIN' ABOUT.
WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Ork lifestyle sounds like a bunch of chef's on a good day
Why chefs specifically?
Theory: Waluigi is a form of proto-Ork in terms of evolution.
Evidence:
Waluigi:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Orks:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Sheer bloody-minded *Determination*
If Undertale's Frisk was an Ork, they'd be unstoppable.
Too late. They have better. Thrakka
I wish 40K play made better use of Grots & Snotlings like Fantasy did.
grots do get the killa kanz
good or not I always keep at least 20 grots with me in my ork army. I love um!
Arch, I'd just like to thank you for all the entertaining videos over the past year. I've watched this channel grow quite a lot,but I'm going to miss the next 8-9 weeks of your videos. I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do when I get back from basic. good luck with growing your channel further.
Courageous battle-brother! We shall feast on your return! But seriously though, do us proud at training boyo.
+Jonathan Vermont aye
Good luck with your basic I've been there listen follow your orders and work as a team and you'll get thru it
Jonathan Vermont how'd it go?
In the name of the emperor brother
Seein' does soft humies show up wit all der big shiny machines fillz you wit orkie determination.
+Starman Dx And if we dakka dem humies WHILE runnin' at dem we can kill dem zoggin' gitz even fasta! Dat'z right stratelogical dat iz!
Orkdertale be like
This makes me want to get on to Shadow of War and eventually to get a Middle Earth version of a WAAAGH going.
Especially with my Tower and Scottish Uruk to the forefront. I mean there are no Shootas if you don't include arrows, but plenty of Choppas and Stikks
A few squiggoths would like a word about not being included on the size chart.
They are food
seems like the most enjoyable existence. I'm jelly
You and Uthan the Perverse. He was an Eldar philosopher who earned his title by offering the opinion that the Ork mindset is more or less the way to go. They want only to fight, so they're always happy because they're always fighting. No internal struggle, no angst, no regrets--all Eldar staples. Of course, the downsides of the Ork way of life are obvious.
Look humies, stomp dem!!!!
WAAAAAAAAGH! is actually just pronounced as "Whaaaa." The GH is silent.
General Sherman would have been an amazing Warboss.
WAAAAGH iz ell, boyz
ORKS WERE MADE A ROOKIN!
Before arch I'd never even heard of 40k or warhammer I was watching his vid on ww2 rifles then just watched one of the 49k now I'm hooked
This has me questioning my favorite race in the entirety of fiction/non-fiction ever. These dudes are photosynthetic berserking fungi. The pinnacle of eukaryotic life.
1. warboss/warlord.
2. Mega Nobz.
3. Nobz.
4. Ork boys.
meganob is beneath a Warboss/ Warlord.
cole thompson depends on which one is bigger
Ork magic: I reject your reality and substitute my own
You have made this the best Friday ever !!! Thank you so much Arch
The fact that they use psychic powers to make machines is idle introspection from the adeptus mechanicus. Simply put, they do not understand the ork method of "invention" and "creative technology" and thus can only really liken it to random mutation expressed by demons.
Rather, the fact is that orks are extremely resourceful and innovative, and are perhaps the best engineers in the 40k universe. Their objectives are what make their technology so confusing. They build war machines for the ENJOYMENT of the orks using it. They also do not build to be superior, only to put themselves on a "fair" level (or just to copy things that they think is cool that the enemy uses, more likely) take Ryza for example, the orks there find themselves using extremely advanced ork technology to match themselves with the skitarii forces there.
Having said that, they do not replicate eldar or necron technology, I rather think this has to do with the orks actually liking humans & space marines quite a lot, thinking the smooth efficient weapons the other races use is boring and crap. The orks like big battles, and only the imperium is likely to oblige them. If they were truly simply using psychic technology (as the eldar do, I might add) they would use very basic looking implements. They are entirely unconcerned with the ends, and live by the means. They want their vehicles to be loud and unoiled. They want their guns to go bam the loudest, they want to miss so they can close into close combat and talk to the humans etc (they communicate in a way through violence) and like the way humans shout when they fight, and lean to speak bits of 'uman too.
Essentially they think they are playing a game, and probably cant really tell the difference between humans and space marines and gretchins and orcs, other than the taste.
*Apparently the orks actually DON'T psychically cause their tech to work, it was solely an assertion that they must have no machine spirit, because that serves humanity and thus must work some other way. It is true that humans struggle to get ork equipment to work, but not that it stops working any more than before when they die out.*
Carbon 12
I never thought that orcs ate humans other than those squibs, infant staged orks & also being capable of survival via osmosis in case nothings protein rich is available, however being a descendant of some not clearly known reptilian species that created them, well i kinda wouldn't doubt it when you observe there hideous long fangs & wide mouths that looks like there capable of biting off a humans face it seems, hell where's my armour piercing explosive round bolter pistol & buzz saw grip, & hell its a good thing also that the pest can be killed, tho w/ a bit more effort than normal but they do get taken out thank goodness for the universe. 👽👍
That’s a pretty accurate description of how Orks see the Imperium, essentially a more “refined” version of themselves. They often wonder why Humanity is bothered with all their religious nonsense and not just krumping everything else.
Time to gather daz boyz.
I just LOVE your way of narration. its so entertaining and refreshing :)
Such excellent videos! Flawless narration, great style, totally awesome. It would be nice to see more images of the particuliar things you talk about but hey - I cannot think any other way these could be better. I'm feeding my life to them from last week.
ere are my boyz at? it's time for fighten wez gonna krump dem good and propa i gotz mez a pointy stick for der eads
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:15
dat wuz absalutly puhthetik
Thank you Arch, been waiting for this!
At my local gaming store, when we have a tournament the Ork players do waaagh screams, it’s pretty funny but sets a fun atmosphere when facing Orkz.
The orks take the Peter Pan approach. Only instead of clapping their hands, they WAAAAAGH! XD
Good video
All spot on with the exception of the Waaagh pronunciation
It's basically just "waaa"
Both the G and the H are silent
Least in every single 40k game anyway
Some game cutscenes that show how it's pronounced if you wanna looksie
I really enjoy these lore videos. Can't wait to see the Necron one!
As always arch, very articulate and spot on. very enjoyable.
I was here when it was at 40k views
I remember the old idea that orks were created my intelligent snotlings but the snotlings degenerated to the current state due to mutation or illness if I remembered correctly.
Dude, you are hilarious. Keep pumping em out.
Love this video Arch, please do one on the Ork Klans and "famous" encounters/battles.
Tell us of the prophet Arch... Show us the power of a real Warboss... Let the beast of Armageddon Roar!!!
Dakka dakka dakka
yo need more
+Anthony Benda
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!!
+Created To Comment good man
@@mrflyingcow5423 Still not enough dakka
17:40 - 17:50 "Punch their teeth in and take all their stuff" *is* the Word of Gork and Mork
You have made a slightly could be boring series very entertaining and I have and will continue to listen while laughing so very hard, keep up the good work.
I miss that old music that you used in the older stuff.
4:34 is what I come back for!
Orks are the best.
One of my best times was in Eternal Crusade:
Me: "How do I heal people as a Painboy?"
Teammate: "HOLD F YA GIT!"
Me: "YESH BOSS!"
Honestly even to this day I have to stifle the laughter at how brilliant the Orks are!
Great videos! Please make more of the Lore ones.
No mentions of Teef at all?
That's the docs
The cultural appropriation bit got me :D lol
Daemons: Yea we love when the humans come through here, it's all good fun pulling them limb from limb.
But those green things, they terrify me.
I have been waiting for this!
Sorry arch, the title should be: DA ORKS!!!!!
A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech thee, destroy them.
Oy boyz, looks loike we gots owselvs a whittle talkie humie. Dont hyuz knowed dat Gork and Mork ar betta than dat dead humie youz luv soo zoggin much? Umma krump dis here eretic wit my new choppa now.
+Tristan Bigornia i heard there was heresy and got here as fast as i could
This was the first of his videos I ever watched it came up in my YT suggestions. And I had forgotten just how great it was.
this makes me love the orks and their stuff even more
Is there any art of partially-grown greenskins? I assume they just grow like mushrooms out of soil that their spores fell on, I just don't have the slightest clue how a mushroom would turn into a bipedal sentient creature and what grotesque shapes it would go through in the process.
underground pod
Saw what you did there.
Ork invasion you say?
Well, I KNEW that bottle of fungicide would come in handy!
XD
I giant can of it in space, like in TTSD except well fungicide instead of bug pray.
Nerobyrne I'll dust off my old cans of Zyklon B.