40k Lore! The Ork Cult of Speed! RED UNS GO FASTA!

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  • @ottovonbearsmark8876
    @ottovonbearsmark8876 4 роки тому +501

    Dear White Scars, if ur really so fast, den why ain’t ya da Red Scars?
    -Turning Point Ork

    • @andersondossantosoliveira2772
      @andersondossantosoliveira2772 4 роки тому +24

      I lost it

    • @chakatBombshell
      @chakatBombshell 4 роки тому +15

      Dez red, Dez jus got so zoggin fast da red fly off, Dez reached the death speed.

    • @Macekinaizaugla
      @Macekinaizaugla 4 роки тому +22

      Secondary color for Scars is red. Expecially parts that show off their scars. They... are in fact.. red!

    • @s2korpionic
      @s2korpionic 4 роки тому +8

      Well... shit.

    • @kouron
      @kouron 4 роки тому +7

      @Jack Adams On a more serious note. That's pretty much where the Orks got it from, their experiences with Saim Hann Eldar and later on Blood Angels during Armageddon 2 made them realize that red indeed is fasta. iirc It was mentioned during the Armageddon 3 campaign. I'm suprised Arch didn't mention it, maybe it was retconned, idk.

  • @Koraxbear
    @Koraxbear 4 роки тому +124

    Was in a Rogue Trader game where the Ork Mek painted one side of the Imperial ship he was on Red (He wanted to do the other side but the Rogue Trader would not let him). The Tech Priests could not figure out how the ship listed to one side until they ramped up the engines on the other side, it was Illogical that one side of the ship was trying to go faster than the other side......

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 4 роки тому +270

    Human-Decartes: "I think, thus I am"
    Ork-Decartes: "I think, thus it works"

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 роки тому +33

      OI FINKZ, SO'Z IT WORKZ!

    • @Keln02
      @Keln02 4 роки тому +5

      @Richard Joyce je pense, donc je suis?
      Excuse my poor Ork to human translation engine

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 4 роки тому +4

      I think and it blows up bigger

    • @narkokid
      @narkokid 4 роки тому +5

      When in doubt just stick to the original in this case the Latin cogito ergo sum

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 4 роки тому

      I know thus it do what itz supposed ta do

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 4 роки тому +235

    The true Fast and the Furious.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 4 роки тому +22

      The true Mad Max

    • @tariqahmad1371
      @tariqahmad1371 4 роки тому +9

      WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
      (Thunderous sonic boom occurs)

    • @Comstar_Accountant
      @Comstar_Accountant 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh you beat me too it \m/

    • @Shatterverse
      @Shatterverse 4 роки тому +8

      Human: "It's about family."
      Ork: "WAAAAAAAGH!"
      *SMASHING SOUNDS, CRUNCHING SOUNDS, CHEWING SOUNDS, BANGING SOUNDS*
      Ork: "It's 'bout what nob fits da faster kar, ye git!"

    • @sebbescott
      @sebbescott 4 роки тому +20

      Gork = fast and furious
      Mork = furious and fast

  • @TealWolf26
    @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +79

    "Wut problum?"
    "Tree weel gone, enjin gone."
    "Fanzee pants count hi. Jus fil tank wit red paint. It...will...go....fastest...."

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 4 роки тому +148

    Most lucrative business ever: Selling red paint to speedfreak orks.

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 4 роки тому +19

      good luck finding out how to sell teef.

    • @viysnjor4811
      @viysnjor4811 4 роки тому +13

      trade with another tribe for materiel? best bet is probably the blood axes since theyll probably have decent condition imperium salvage that should still work for a non ork

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 4 роки тому +20

      @@zenoblues7787 1. Sell red paint for teeth
      2. Trade teeth for other stuff
      3. Get out of there before they bash my skull in.

    • @lordfrostwind3151
      @lordfrostwind3151 4 роки тому +15

      Right behind whoever provides dry cleaning to the Mordian Iron Guard

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 роки тому +8

      @@lordfrostwind3151 And the dude who polishes skulls that are used for servo-skulls.

  • @hairyteddy2
    @hairyteddy2 4 роки тому +80

    How to slow an Ork Speed Freak onslaught: An entire regiment of Imperial Guard armed with water pistols full of paint stripper

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 4 роки тому +17

      Or even better, upscale it. Repurpose hellhounds inferno cannons to spray that stuff instead, longer range.

    • @Bona_Tempora
      @Bona_Tempora 4 роки тому +9

      They will proceed to paint their vehicles red again with the blood of all the recently slain guardsmen

    • @daemonlordmagnusthered6213
      @daemonlordmagnusthered6213 3 роки тому +7

      Or, hear me out here, an entire Leman Russ Tank formation painted red.

    • @lorenwalters7840
      @lorenwalters7840 2 роки тому +2

      @@daemonlordmagnusthered6213 And not tell the crew why it's red (inquisters oreders) I can hear the driver now, " Why the hell are we picking up speed the closer we get"

  • @josephskiles
    @josephskiles 4 роки тому +398

    Why the hell does Arch keep laughing, this is proven science damn it!
    Also:
    Purple is the sneakiest color
    Blue is good luck
    Yellow makes things blow up better
    And Green is just the best all around color........ it's proven science damn it!

    • @kenny187ful
      @kenny187ful 4 роки тому +14

      Green iz best

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 4 роки тому +17

      and black is the toughest!

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 4 роки тому +21

      I honestly hope that the general from the Second and Third War for Armageddon slowly learned what the Orcs believed, and had his outfits, weapons, armor, and personal vehicles all modified to best benefit from the WAAAGH power thanks to the Orcs' slowly-developed fear of him.
      During a normal war, he would be an oddly-dressed still-competent general, but when Orcs arrived, he would become almost superhuman as he dominates the battlefield and slowly forces the Orc horde back.

    • @MERLK2
      @MERLK2 4 роки тому +2

      and that boss yarrik is a humie git, but maks a good foight loik a ork boss should

    • @merendell
      @merendell 4 роки тому +14

      Purple vehicles do not exist. Nobody has ever seen a purple orc vehicle. If any orc was crazy enough to try making one they would loose track of it as it would be too sneaky.

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 4 роки тому +103

    *"SAVTY MEH'SUREZ? WUT IN GORK'S NAME WUZ DAT?"*
    *"IT MEANZ MOAR RED, YA GIT."*
    *"OOOO, I GOT IT, BOSS. MOAR RED, MOAR SAVTY, MOAR FASTAH!"*

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 4 роки тому +7

      It's lost in translation, clearly.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 4 роки тому +10

      "If you'z goin' fasta you'z 'arder ta hit; eazy maffs."

  • @GrammarTron3000
    @GrammarTron3000 4 роки тому +371

    Ah Orks: The only race where their technology works because they believe it does, not because it actually should work.
    Pistons missing from your engine? Not an issue!
    A plane that could NEVER fly in a million years? It flies!
    A car that automatically goes faster, just because it's red? You bet!
    A plane with a missing fuel gauge, replaced by one that simply reads "WAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"? Also flies!

    • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
      @Warrior-Of-Virtue 4 роки тому +83

      I remember reading a story about the Orks using a captured Leman Russ. No matter how much damage the Imperium dealt the tank, it just kept coming back. Finally, the Imperium managed to recapture it and sent a team of tech priests to figure out how the Orks made it so durable. And when the tech priests opened up the tank to take a look, there was no engine. There was a drawing of an engine.

    • @tgreen1071
      @tgreen1071 4 роки тому +13

      @@Warrior-Of-Virtue lol. I really want to read this now

    • @dark67titan99
      @dark67titan99 4 роки тому +7

      GrammarTron3000 hell even choas tech works in theory atleast

    • @gingergorilla695
      @gingergorilla695 4 роки тому +6

      Hey, ork planes at least look like they can fly

    • @lordhefman
      @lordhefman 4 роки тому +6

      It does work but it's like it works 60% of the time 100% of the time.
      It's like saying "that is close enough" after giving up on working further actually makes it work.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +146

    You know, a bunch of people call the Tau the weebs of Warhammer 40K,
    but believing hard enough that your stuff will go faster is a *very* anime concept.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 4 роки тому +14

      for an anime waif the idea of the form is more important than the science.
      for an ork the OUTCOME of the object is more important than anything some stupid lil git yells before he's bashed in the gubbins with this ere choppa

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 роки тому +12

      No power of friendship, no waifus and no flowing hair (those scalp-locks are parasites).
      Doesn't feel very anime to me. Impossibly cut, huge, bulging muscles and oversized, impractical weapons (on top of shrugging off serious injuries) are a maybe, but those are a staple of non-japanese fiction as well.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 роки тому +6

      Char Zaku 2 intensifies.

    • @lordfrostwind3151
      @lordfrostwind3151 4 роки тому +6

      That red Zaku is 3 times faster!

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 4 роки тому +8

      Considering that the Weirdboyz operate like shonen anime protagonists (e.g. the longer they scream, the stronger they become) that's not off by much,

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan 4 роки тому +162

    Arch: *makes a video on 40k ork lore*
    Me: "It's been 84 years..."

    • @Turnil321
      @Turnil321 4 роки тому

      He made serval recent videos about the Necrons, they are good

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 роки тому +8

      @@Turnil321 Why does that matter? I watch whatever Arch-sama puts out anyway. Necron ain't orks.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому

      @@MizantropMan reply, as an Ork only player I feel your pain. The Imperium gets all the damn lore

  • @TzhoOriatee
    @TzhoOriatee 4 роки тому +29

    The Orks follow the Tod Howard school of thought when it comes to Technology, "It Just works."

  • @coldsignon8074
    @coldsignon8074 4 роки тому +51

    Fun fact, people still program games to run on the Dreamcast and there is even a dedicated online community for getting its online functionality up and running.....
    nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

  • @ovk-ih1zp
    @ovk-ih1zp 4 роки тому +41

    Everyone: This seems to be rather impossible, don't you think?
    Arch: Orcs
    Everyone OOOHHH, Forgot about that factor, carry on, carry on.

  • @broseffman
    @broseffman 4 роки тому +49

    Orks are the epitome of a horror-comedy.

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 4 роки тому +3

      I second the motion.

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 4 роки тому +1

      Mostly comedy

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz 4 роки тому +3

      @@donwebber9071
      If you ignore what happens to a poor human world when invaded by orks, yeah...mostly comedy...
      Not that by 40k standards there is much difference, but is verily "horror" too...

  • @Morio412
    @Morio412 4 роки тому +69

    Ork Speed Freaks..... basically Mad Max dialed up to a million....

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +5

      Gorkamorka was the holy truth toward which the Mad Max films only fumbled.

    • @thydzz2180
      @thydzz2180 4 роки тому +1

      You mean, to 40k?

    • @Dracowinges
      @Dracowinges 4 роки тому

      well... yeah, and we love it

  • @cletusburgerboy9143
    @cletusburgerboy9143 9 місяців тому +2

    14:18 I love how when he's talking about what the Kult is, he hesitates because Orks are so much of a confusing thing, he genuinely isn't sure.

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 4 роки тому +78

    Was literally about to comment that I’d be blasting Motörhead’s ‘Speed Freak’ right before Arch says so himself.
    I see you’re a man of quality as well... 😎

  • @zigzag1630
    @zigzag1630 4 роки тому +58

    13:16 Arch, IRL, all colors of light always go at the constant Speed of Light, red light has the highest wavelength of visible light though. Even within material light isn't going slower, the light is just bumping into atoms that get in its way so it has to traverse a longer path then light in a vacuum does.
    However, red light does go the straightest when it hits a prism or water. Red light cares the least about rough terrain and just keeps on truckin'! It's the Orkiest color, except green of course! The only thing with green is that it's too holy of a color to paint, which, I guess, is why Orks never paint anything green, change my mind!

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +8

      Dis git getz it.

    • @alizard7617
      @alizard7617 4 роки тому +1

      Finally that shithead magos will surely believe in my own and the abilities of the Ordo Xenos that red does, in fact, go faster

    • @zigzag1630
      @zigzag1630 4 роки тому +6

      @@harbl99 Humies iz always tryin' ta become GREEN!
      When they iz young, older humies always tell 'em "eat your GREENS so ya become big and strong, ya runty grot!"
      When humies join the army, their nob tells them "Oi! Ya gits may think you're black or white, but you iz all really GREEN!" Then the new army gits gotta put on GREEN clothes and then they paint their trukks, battlewagons, and sometimes even their faces GREEN!
      GREEN IZ BEST and even humies know it!
      When I joined dis site, Gork & Mork blessed me by making me blank profile picture GREEN and I has not changed it yet!

    • @tomaszwota1465
      @tomaszwota1465 4 роки тому +1

      @@zigzag1630 This git 'ere may have a point.

  • @perfectcell8130
    @perfectcell8130 4 роки тому +22

    2:52 - The Ork Tire Brand "Bad Year".
    My sides are gone.

    • @redsampler2017
      @redsampler2017 4 роки тому +2

      yo is not in da kno wid da different ork tayr brans ummie??
      -badyear
      -waaaghstone
      -waaaghstein
      -gretchelin
      -gorktinental
      -gorkyzieer
      -gretchelli
      (yes i know im not that good at this, but this was of the top of my head,im sure there other who do better)

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +2

      Bad Moon 🌙 would be better

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +1

      Oh come on, Goodwaaaagh, Gitzelin, Waaaaaghrelli... It was right there.

    • @redsampler2017
      @redsampler2017 4 роки тому

      @@harbl99 i have no problem with that ;-)

  • @Reapus93
    @Reapus93 4 роки тому +38

    Liquidised seal cubs “Overlord 2” anyone

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 4 роки тому +8

      I've completed that one, there are even hippy elves in that - that's a game set in Greenpeace Hell.

    • @solomon5ty
      @solomon5ty 4 роки тому +4

      Be gone beast, and make it fast!
      For if you don’t, we’ll kick your ass!

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 4 роки тому +4

      A gem of a game. Also Kelda is Best Mistress.

  • @zedhiro6131
    @zedhiro6131 4 роки тому +23

    The only race where, no suspension, loud engines, and bald tires are features not bugs.

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 4 роки тому +1

      Only fancy gits have tires everyone else gets short catapiler treads

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +3

      Smoov weels go fastah!

  • @wert1234576
    @wert1234576 4 роки тому +33

    Man just imagine that as a movie it would make mad max look like teletubies
    Also there is a theory that orks think there is air in space so they don't need space suits

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 4 роки тому +5

      Well when you need to smash your fighta bomba windshield out to use your own shoota in void combat.......duh

    • @tzebet8707
      @tzebet8707 4 роки тому

      @@donwebber9071 😂😂

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 роки тому

      I remember a certain story about that

    • @PhoobieChannel
      @PhoobieChannel 9 місяців тому

      Aaa1q​@@tzebet8707

  • @iang257
    @iang257 4 роки тому +16

    Ork War truks, powered by liquid seal cubs. Sounds like an ork advertisement.

  • @BeratLjumani
    @BeratLjumani 4 роки тому +16

    Cult of Speed: Red Ones Go Faster
    Cult of Sonic: Peace was never an option

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +3

      Oi, catch dat blue spikey squig.
      I bet he's good eattings!

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 роки тому +1

      Sonic can run faster than the speed of light without destroying the universe and therefore IS a god or could KILL God and I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 okay, but if an ork's wearing red shoes 👟 he can beat sonic in a foot race

  • @NTBXP1
    @NTBXP1 4 роки тому +13

    >RED UNS GO FASTA!
    Char Aznable approves this message.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 4 роки тому +23

    *_"DA HOHL SKREENZ GOHN RED! DAT MEENZ AH'M SOOPAH-FAHST! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!"_*

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 4 роки тому +9

    I have a brilliant plan! All imperial hives in the direct path of an Ork waaaagh need to immediately paint all structures purple thus cloaking them from the xenos menace!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +1

      The Blood Axes agree 🔴🪓 ⬛⬜⬛⬜

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 4 роки тому +11

    Red paint on an Ork bike is like "tone paint" for a guitar. It works, but only if you believe it.

  • @josephskiles
    @josephskiles 4 роки тому +31

    There's a scientific reason you have never seen an Ork in a purple Tutu

  • @keishii2648
    @keishii2648 4 роки тому +8

    6:35 What surprises me more this that the car actually had an engine in the first place! Let alone 'working' pistons...

  • @SirArtanis7
    @SirArtanis7 4 роки тому +5

    Its sounds like at 20:43 is when the colors of his clothes faded just right to make his voice quiet.

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan 4 роки тому +4

    I now want a 10 second video of Arch yelling *SPEED FREEKS* at the top of his lungs while playing Motorhead playing in the background.

  • @SevatartheSinner
    @SevatartheSinner 4 роки тому +2

    so if you vehicle is green and gets splashed by red paint, by running over some guardsmen for example, its like a nitro injection and suddenly break the sound barrier

  • @clmdcc
    @clmdcc 4 роки тому +10

    Dangerously going very fast, increases the spread of ork spores.

    • @pile-o-nonsense3688
      @pile-o-nonsense3688 4 роки тому +1

      So if they go to battle it's like constandly having sex and they climax when they die? Abandon human, got to mushroom.

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 4 роки тому +3

    RED UNS GO FASTA!
    YELLER SPLODES REEL GUD!
    ORENG IS REEL BURNY!
    BLU IS GUD LUKS!
    PERPUL IS FER SNEEKY GITZ!
    BLAK IS REEL ARD!
    BUT GREEN IS DA BEST!!!
    - Unknown Mekboss

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому

      🔴🟡🟠🔵🟣⚫🟢⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛

  • @andrewmayo9400
    @andrewmayo9400 4 роки тому +7

    ah the days of trying to stack as many models onto the trukk as you can in tabletop, using every bit and hook on the model to clamp on another boy or nob

  • @attila535
    @attila535 4 роки тому +26

    Now I imagine, when two cults of speed fight it is like Initial D, except with guns and explosives.

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas 4 роки тому +6

      So, Carmageddon?

    • @Morgomir09
      @Morgomir09 4 роки тому +4

      @@hemidas more like Twisted Metal

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +6

      "Grotz, grotz, grotz! We'z gonna step on da grotz!"

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas 4 роки тому +1

      @@Morgomir09 That works too.

  • @PiratePawsLive
    @PiratePawsLive 4 роки тому +2

    this sounds so cool, now I want an blork (blue colored orks) army of speedfreaks.

  • @darkinnovator2479
    @darkinnovator2479 4 роки тому +9

    The more I hear about Orks and Colour, the more my brain melts out my ears. So I assume this is the Ork gestalt consciousness' answer, or maybe even the Beast's answer, to Jaghatai and the White Scars desires to... "go fast"?

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 роки тому +4

      There are two Second Founding Successor Chapters of the White Scars that paint their armour red: the Rampagers and the Storm Lords (though the latter only paint their armour half red)

    • @darkinnovator2479
      @darkinnovator2479 4 роки тому +4

      @@MythosTheSophist In other words, the White Scars successors are benefiting and... psychological warfare!

  • @Tobbs96
    @Tobbs96 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine an ork falling into a vat of red paint and becoming Sonik da 'Edge'og

  • @xiefer121
    @xiefer121 4 роки тому +2

    Orks truely are the only race that are truely happy in 40k

  • @Robert6P6M
    @Robert6P6M 4 роки тому +8

    In Swedish "på två röda" (on two reds) means to do something quickly, I wonder if that's related

  • @mina7572
    @mina7572 4 роки тому +4

    DON'T WANNA SLEEP
    NOT FOR A WEEK
    CAUSE I'M A SPEED FREAK

  • @Landmassorussia
    @Landmassorussia 4 роки тому +3

    "That sounds mildly impossible"
    These are orks, a fungoid species who have weapons that are cobbled together from scrap, spit, duct tape, and hope

  • @kairos468
    @kairos468 4 роки тому +13

    Weez woz promised sum Motörhead over 'ere, Humie!! Giv uz sum real fightin' noizes, ya git!!!

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck 4 роки тому +2

      What would the defining track be? Built for Speed? Riding with the Driver? Overkill?

    • @kairos468
      @kairos468 4 роки тому +2

      @@JohnDoe-zx1ck well personally I would say Overkill seems pretty appropriate for Orks.

  • @Arphalia
    @Arphalia 4 роки тому +3

    Finally was going into withdrawal without my weekly dose of Arch Warhammer lore.

  • @94razors_40
    @94razors_40 4 роки тому +3

    40k Orks are my all time favorite fictional race ever. They are the phrase "I don't give a f#$k" made flesh literally.

    • @remandstimpy
      @remandstimpy 4 роки тому +1

      More precisely flesh and fungus.
      C'os Orks don't need all dem stoopid swishy, blobby bits wot yoo find inside an humie when chop 'em in arf.

  • @jambowinniefell5091
    @jambowinniefell5091 3 роки тому +1

    Must be why farsight is good at hit and run tactics

  • @Akuseiko
    @Akuseiko 4 роки тому +4

    Tha red wunz go fasta.
    Tha blue wunz are lukkier.
    Tha green wunz are bestest.
    Tha yellow wunz are boomiest.
    Tha purple wunz... Tha purple wunz are snekkiest.
    Neva seen a purple ork, did ya?

  • @tomaszwota1465
    @tomaszwota1465 4 роки тому +1

    I lost it at "Bad Year" tires, hahaha! 2:47

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 4 роки тому +1

    It’s always a good day when Arch uploads ANY Ork lore videos!!

  • @donwebber9071
    @donwebber9071 4 роки тому +5

    Remember there are 2 facts in any universe
    Red ones go faster
    Duct tape can fix anything. Thank you mythbusters for destroying a car....using duct tape and waaargh energy and it still worked. They put holes in the engine and it still ran....

  • @thijshagenbeek8853
    @thijshagenbeek8853 4 роки тому +1

    Faith in Gork will make me stronk.
    But Mork will smash my teef out.
    So paint da fist red, so it be fast.
    When Mork deceides to love me.
    - Leonarzog da Squiggly, Orc poet and speed freak on Gork and Mork -

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 4 роки тому +3

    The Warp.
    AKA:
    A fun Vacation Destination for Orks!

  • @GI_D204
    @GI_D204 4 роки тому +3

    Arch? Arch? You forget the the special button, the red one!

  • @BenLWolf
    @BenLWolf 4 роки тому +1

    Mork zog ya, arch! Dem's SPEED HOLES! Dey make da trukk go FASTA!

  • @Caffeinated_Kitsune
    @Caffeinated_Kitsune 4 роки тому +1

    While we continue to wait for a possible (though unlikely) remaster of Gorka Morka, I'm happy that there's a way to carry on the Speed Freaks legacy via Crossout. Considering the game's post-apocalyptic theme and the main draw of the game revolving around crafting vehicles from the frame up, it's no wonder that I've seen a lot of Ork themed builds on the exhibition. That includes the semi half hazard building methods, too.

  • @BigSwede7403
    @BigSwede7403 4 роки тому +6

    Then some Ork came up with the idea of painting their guns and bullets red, and there was almost `nuff DAKKA.
    Almost.

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 4 роки тому +3

    As someone who owns a red car...I can approve of the effects of Red ☄

  • @kieranh2005
    @kieranh2005 4 роки тому +2

    Two cult of speed warbands going to war with each other.
    Now that would be a sight to see!

  • @KyleJordanGaming
    @KyleJordanGaming 4 роки тому +5

    If fueling motor vehicles with liquidized seal cubs is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

  • @Krazy8ts
    @Krazy8ts 4 роки тому +3

    Was in a Toyota on the freeway and have experienced piston leaving engine

  • @ElectronicYouth
    @ElectronicYouth 3 роки тому +1

    If you ever built a Harley chopper you can definitely relate to Orks. Those things run purely on intuition and wishful thinking

  • @portajohnny5494
    @portajohnny5494 4 роки тому +2

    The pistons in my Honda did the same thing. Neither Gork or Mork cared...
    Guess I should have used liquified seals.

  • @chinchin2121
    @chinchin2121 4 роки тому +2

    I love that you're a fan of motorhead.

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 4 роки тому +6

    It's only mildly impossible if you haven't seen the photos a B-52 returning to base in WWII.

    • @kriegerinatrench281
      @kriegerinatrench281 4 роки тому +2

      Are you sure you don’t mean the B-17? Not trying to throw shade.

    • @georgezwick3717
      @georgezwick3717 4 роки тому

      I mean in fairness one B-52 did come back from a flight missing it’s elevators and rudder. And still landed. So they are though mothers.
      *edit spelling*

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +2

      @@georgezwick3717 "Dem bitz was just slowin da plane down. We's better off wivart dem." -- After Action Report

  • @StylesV13
    @StylesV13 4 роки тому +11

    Those aren't ventilation holes. Those a speed holes.

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 4 роки тому +2

    So, would Jeff Goldblum's line in Independence Day be like the Speed Freak mantra?
    "Must go Faster! Must go Faster!! MUST GO fASTER!!! GOGOGOGO!!!!"

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +1

      Randy Quaid's plane was red. That's why he could go fast enough to blow up the ship.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +2

      That was Jurassic Park when getting chased by the T-Rex

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +1

      I felt like he had a similar line in Independence day. 🤔

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 4 роки тому

      @@TealWolf26 That's explains everything:)

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 4 роки тому

      @@Marinealver In JP the line was "Must go Faster!" but it wasn't repeated, and there was no "GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!", although I will admit I messed up the line as the Go part should read as I have written it here

  • @GreenBaji
    @GreenBaji 4 роки тому +2

    Ahhh yes this brings my memories back from Prophets of the waaaagh
    We really need more content of this it's kinda sad there is so very ... little in the recent years about it.
    Just imagine how much fun it would be to have a game to build your Orkiest Vehicle.

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 4 роки тому +2

    To an ork, the only thing more fun than getting into a fight is getting quickly into a fight.

  • @jeru_jj1161
    @jeru_jj1161 4 роки тому +2

    4:34 I had to pause here to have some laugh. This biker is just... cute XD Love this model.

  • @Comstar_Accountant
    @Comstar_Accountant 4 роки тому +1

    Orks always reminded me of a mix between the Turnbull AC's from the Warriors, football hooligans, and Mad Max.

  • @murderouskitten2577
    @murderouskitten2577 4 роки тому +2

    Dam , Arch , i am watching you for around 2 years ( i think )
    And yet you still make me laught and enjoy 40k so much.
    GW should pay you mate , because you are the sole reasson i still spend any money on GW stuff.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 роки тому +1

    4:15
    Simple, Orks are more stubborn then they are stupid and they are VERY stubborn. When they have set their mind on something, it will happen.

  • @datnoob4394
    @datnoob4394 4 роки тому +6

    Consider: Magnus the red fighting Orkz

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 4 роки тому +6

      "We cant cach 'im!!!!"

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 4 роки тому +5

      Cue Magnus zipping around uncontrollably and screaming like a little girl for it to stop.

  • @Rift2123
    @Rift2123 4 роки тому +1

    Love the ork lore such an interesting race even though they boil everything down to the most basic and primal instincts and reactions

  • @barryward2128
    @barryward2128 4 роки тому +1

    Of course the red uns goes fasta red really is the fastest color

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 роки тому +1

    I think I've seen a movie about speed freaks and the awesome speed of their machines...it was titled "The Ork that could not slow down"

  • @Remi-Toruzen
    @Remi-Toruzen 4 роки тому +1

    Would love anything more Ork as I’ve finally gotten the funds to indulge in collecting to display and plan to just have fun because ORK!

  • @omikamiz568
    @omikamiz568 4 роки тому +2

    So....I wonder.
    If Ork fight Khorne's army......will Khorne entire army get a speed boost when get near Ork?

  • @OfficioAudiorum
    @OfficioAudiorum 4 роки тому +1

    * turning up the volume on Wartrucks *

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky 4 роки тому +1

    Man... "WHAG!!!!!!!!" energy is just OP as hell.
    I'm sure the reason vehicles work as they do is because they saw the humi vehicles and just have a 2nd grader's understanding of hard cars work. So it works... because "WHAG!!!!!!!"

  • @42Mrgreenman
    @42Mrgreenman 4 роки тому +1

    Ork: 'ey! Dem humies iz red'z too! But dey don't go no fasta!
    Nob: Dats 'cuz dey not has smartz like da orks! We haz sofisticashun!
    Ork: Wut?
    Not: Dey not been in enuff punch 'ups to know no bettaz!

  • @garrettmastantuono8043
    @garrettmastantuono8043 4 роки тому +4

    As an engineering student I can confirm, everything here is completely possible and plausible given A certain set of circumstances.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 4 роки тому

    they are so funny and I love looking at the kitbashes people do for the gang

  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 4 роки тому +3

    The Red Suns go Fasta!

  • @kaptinbadrukk2668
    @kaptinbadrukk2668 4 роки тому

    18.53 i miss dat forge wotld battle fortess. Couldn't afford it at the time but would love one now

  • @Asmogan
    @Asmogan 4 роки тому

    Gotta love the Evil Sunzs!! Riding into battle on LITERAL RED FUCKING ROCKETS!!!

  • @mrhappyfoot
    @mrhappyfoot 2 роки тому +1

    I was just looking at a red hyundai and thinking of taking it for a test drive 🤣

    • @noo343
      @noo343 2 роки тому

      It goes faster!

  • @Mordikay211
    @Mordikay211 Рік тому

    "Today we are going to talk about Ork speed freaks" Me: "Could you be more specific? That's all Orks."

  • @randolphj.blaggard7088
    @randolphj.blaggard7088 4 роки тому +1

    I accept this early birthday gift with the sincerest gratitude. Orks is best.

  • @vdragoonen1313
    @vdragoonen1313 4 роки тому +3

    Hey, I've got a question Arch. What is your opinion on Machine Spirits? There are plenty of different theories about them and different authors imply different things. I have always thought they are warp entities created by the faith of the Omnissiah which, much like WAAHHH energy and the faith of the Sisters of Battle, are considered different from chaos.

  • @josharmstrong8813
    @josharmstrong8813 4 роки тому +3

    White scars: we have motorbikes so we can go fast
    Speed freaks in 100 tonne monstrositythat shouldn't even work:
    *LET'S FUCKING VROOOOOOOOOOPMMMMM!*

  • @bakaultima
    @bakaultima 4 роки тому +1

    Just when I didnt think I could love the orks any more arch teaches me more about speed freaks 😜

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 4 роки тому +1

    Orks are tequally completely utterly ridiculous imbeciles and completely IQ 200 big brain geniuses
    And that’s why I love them

  • @nerf.zombiemikula1394
    @nerf.zombiemikula1394 4 роки тому

    nice video arch. you should do more ork sup types
    {sorry for any gramatical mistakes}

  • @TaurusSI
    @TaurusSI 4 роки тому

    I played Gorka Morka pc demo loved it without having any clue what Warhammer was. It's one of those games that stay in your mind even years later similarly like Robosaurs vs Space Bastards.

  • @moxtordoki96
    @moxtordoki96 4 роки тому +1

    YESSSSSS. ORKSSSSSS. HAPPY ORKTOBAAAR BOYZZZZZ