What's Your WTF Moment in Dating History? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)
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My mom has told me that, when dating, and the other is driving, always bring "Mad Money". That is, money for a cab in case your date makes you mad enough to leave without them.
Or you could just drive.
Crystal B try reading that again lmao
Your mom had great advice lmao
That is genius.
I thought your mom was talking in a NYC 90’s slang for a good second, lol.
imagine actually having social interactions
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This post was made by the Introvert people who gathered for a minute to make this post then ran away in opposite directions never talking again
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Hi thats me
I is introvert
The sign for our 1 minute gang should be the "points index finger up to say something but backs off immediatly guy"
I went on a date with this lady, things went really well and we ended up at her place. Our chemistry was very good. We're in bed and she pushes me away. Now I'm a big guy, so she needed to push pretty hard, and this felt like, "No! Get off of me!" So I jumped back, and tried to make sure she was ok. She looked at me confused and said, "What are you doing? I told you I'm a brat."
I suddenly realized she meant the kink term. It was legit non-consentual non-consent play.
First time I ever heard of that bdsm term, had to look that shit up.
Oof, that's the thing, always gotta make DAMN WELL SURE that your partner understands whats goin' on, shit like that can ruin the mood so badly, remember people consent and communication gets ya the cex!
Yea, that gets a hot Lana Kane "Noooooooope..." from me.
Dude at a bar asks me out. Picks me up and takes me to a nice Mexican restaurant. We sit at a booth and twice he asks me to sit next to him but I said I wasn't ready. I wasn't. I thought I might once I became more comfortable.
I don't remember what we were talking about, but very shortly after that second decline, he says something and I start to respond by saying, "Well, if that's true then..." I was only going to add some tidbit or whatever to the conversation as an attempt to show interest and that I'm paying attention, etc. But he FREAKS THE FUCK OUT interrupting my attempt at being cute and yells, "So now you're questioning my integrity?!"
I tried apologizing. Then I felt bad and thought he was feeling like he wasn't being listened to so I said, "I'll let you speak first, then I'll take my turn." But he just went on and on and even yelled at me for not apologizing, which I did, he just didn't notice through all his yelling. So I just left. Walked the four miles home, IN HEELS!
The waiter is a friend and told me later that he brings in a different woman once or twice a week and most of his dates don't seem to go very well! I'm not the only one that's walked out on him!
jeaniebird ...why didn’t you take your shoes off?
@@batmanlikespizza2541
I don't have a car so I walk everywhere. Walking the four miles to town isn't a big deal anymore. I have walked home barefoot when my shoes were hurting my feet, but bare feet isn't comfortable when I run out of sidewalk on that last mile. That time I was actually wearing some pretty comfortable boots (knee-high, blue suede; cute as fuck😘).
jeaniebird they sound cute too! Always good to have a backup pair of shoes in your bag if able.
@@batmanlikespizza2541
True dat!
Ohhh man... seeing only the first paragraph, I felt compelled to click and see the rest in which to discern if the guy in question was actually me. Thank fuck, I've never gone off on anyone about "My integrity" or the whole "You never apologized" tangents either. That said, those boots do sound rather nice.
Out of all of these, it’s the “boyfriend out west” one that really infuriates me. I hope that guy read her the riot act on how they definitely were “all that serious” with that level of closeness, and demanded one of them contact the boyfriend to give them the full story of how she treated her relationships as disposable at a whim. I doubt it would end with the OP getting the girl for himself, but the boyfriend’s reaction would be priceless. Unless he didn’t see any problem with the whole situation as a punchline.
Oh no kidding. I've seen many a scenario where even if it's not discussed, it'd be obvious to a blind man that things were getting serious, only for her to pull some shit like "Even though you've met my parents back east and blah blah blah, we're just friends." I mean, basically living with the guy and not thinking it's "serious" is pretty fucked up. Not only that, but asking him why he didn't have a chick on the side... because he was spending all of his time with HER, THAT'S why. Basically, I'm under the impression that the guy she was with went out west and she tried to move on, yet once it came about that he was actually coming back, he was a better deal to her, so nothing with the second guy mattered. Funny how often that happens, when women just... turn it off like that. Wait, having typed this, now I'm wondering if "I" was the guy "Out West." Holy shit, that would explain a lot.
Don't have to worry about wtf moments when you just never date anyone
I am with you been there done that
200 iq plays
It's been exactly 4 months since I've been in physical contact with the human species...the walls speak to me
yes 😂
Or you can get married and pretty much half your marriage is a bunch of WTF moments.
I went on a date from a guy I met on tinder. He wanted to take me out to a restaurant. He seems sweet until we go to order food- before I can say what I want he says “she doesn’t want anything” ??? Immediately got up and left
@P S you seem like a lovely person
P S he told me before the date he would be treating me. but if he would’ve changed his mind he should’ve told me, and i wouldn’t have minded paying for my own meal. incel.
Demina Sewll it’s called “stupidity and anger”
@P S "I know what to do today, I'm going to try and publicly shame women who have done nothing wrong to me or to anyone, that'll solve my loneliness"
P S Broke men are mad that richer men will always be more desirable and have better leverage over women because we all value a man with good finances, and his ability to be able to express his love or appreciation in an extra way; through monetary gifts. That is a bonus no matter how you look at it. If he has the means to pay for both meals, that’s just his way of wooing a girl to show that he is stable.
It’s always broke men who want to make women feel like shit just for wanting a stable man with money. A stable man with money means that he has his shit together in more ways than one.
I like how I don't have to have any input, don't have to say any supporting words, I could literally just say 'yay' and you know I'm being supportive of the channel.
The 'preggers' one wasn't 'preggers.
She was actually still digesting the previous evening's date.
Lol this comment
One date my brother was in a place were they are walls everywhere separating everyone and both my brother his date got mad because they thought they got stood up both walk to the door and pause after seeing each other and said " wait you've been here the whole time" turns out they were both there and just didn't see each other because of all the walls
so did they go back and find a table or rescheduled the date? i wanna know lol
@@buffycatnip I don't know. He has bad luck with that stuff. Don't bug him about it because of it.
Hope they were able to sort things out and laugh it off.
8:56 same. The guy I has madly in love with, had been seeing for over a month and a half, and who had been the first to make most of the minor relationship moves (kissing, hand holding, etc.) finally told me that he didn't actually want a relationship and that he "loved me, but only as a really good friend". He only kept me around because I thought the world of him. I was pissed, heartbroken, he led me on. Didn't talk to him for over a month.
Luckily we ended up working things out, we rebuilt a friendship and slowly started to actually fall in love (for real this time!) and now are together- happily and mutually
i'ma be real with you you should have just cut contact completely, someone who does something like that isnt someone you want in your life
You were infatuated, that wasn't love lol.
Aviansie I can see your point, but as time went on I guess we fell back together... I did want to give him a second chance. What he did was stupid and ridiculous but at least he told me when he did
He better have really made it up to you and apologized! He’s a total asshole to you. There’s no way I’d give a guy like that a second chance
15:22 She knew what she was doing. There's no way she wasn't trying to flex on her friendzoned victim. You gotta drag the waters. Drag the waters some more.
Scott Velez the dude was smart too. Pretty soon it would be him in that position looking foolish and heartbroken. Fuck her🙌🏿 no respect
I dated a girl and instead of breaking up with me she tried to play it as if she was going to take a short break, then we would go back to dating. After saying that her friends transferred out of all my classes and she didn't speak to me ever. What a wimpy ass way to break up with someone, and not one of her friends thought to say "hey, maybe that's a bad idea"
She might have had a bad experience breaking up with a previous boyfriend.
One girl i really liked invited me to hang out at the mall near her house
Turns out she just wanted to tell me about this amazing oportunity to make part of a new generation of young entrepreneurs and be my own boss
She ended up throwing me her notebook when i declined her offer and left
MLM boss babe! Run! Run far away and don't look back!
Lmao, my dude you were invited into a pyramid scheme.
Good for you for declining
Oh Christ .... the way the robot says, "buuuuuh" & "dduuuuddeee"
.... I nearly die laughing .....
A girl I had been after finally said yes to my date invitation. She asked if she could choose the place. So I ended up going to a couples church seminar about couples who were having trouble getting intimate... Her mom was in the room. I noped out of there after person in charge of the session spoke about erections while her mom glared at me angry for dating her daughter. Never spoke to her again.
Lvl 9 Gaming lol
Why would that place even be a choice for a first date?
@@dx1450 she told me it was a surprise and was very excited she finally said yes. Long story short, I didn't question anything until I figured out what was going on
God how many time do we have to explain this to straight women?
You do not have a gaydar.
Except when you see a boy kissing another boy and they don’t seem uncomfortable
Then they’re probably gay-
@@eeeeeeelemons
He is just kissing his bro on the lips. No big deal.
Def Name _Ya no homo bro_
Def Name if you dont kiss ya homie good night you ain’t no homie
She could be bi? Or pan but ok
My grandpa picked up my grandma for their first date in an old white van with holes in the floor, they went to a motorbike thing, he ended up breaking his arm crashing on a sharp turn, they've been together 48 years
Compared to every other story on this page, that's a meet-cute. Give your grands my best regards.
Dated a girl, second day into the relationship and she was openly flirting with friends in front of me
“I was mortified that my gaydar has failed me” 😂
Dude needs some reboot
My WTF dating moment: I actually got a date
I remember those days. I'm like, WTF? She actually said yes? Now what do I do?
my wtf moment is not having a date.
Never go out with someone because you feel bad for them. You don't owe that to anyone. Especially someone that dismisses you when you've already declined them.
Went on a first date to a coffee shop with a waitress I had met. I show up and she's on the phone outside and looks concerned so I waited inside for her. 20 min later she comes back in and I ask if everything was ok and she tells me it was her lawyer and how she has been charged with a felony but didn't want to share what it was. I just brushed it off and continued on. We talk for a little and decide to go to a restaurant down the street for some food. The date continues and I ask her what her dream job is and without hesitation or smiling she says "a professional dominatrix. " Some people might enjoy that but its not my thing. I still wonder if her felony charge had anything related to her dream job.
Dated a girl from tinder. Went out 4-5 times and went to her house. Made out for a little while, then she stopped and said “hey, mind if i do something real quick?”, I say go ahead. She pulls a large amount of coke from behind her couch and starts cutting it up. She does a line then offers me some. “No thanks”. I stayed a little longer, she bought us dinner, then I made up an excuse about my stomach and excused myself. I’m not anti drug in general but it’s not a fun thing to just find out one day. I never talked to her again.
My dating history is nothing but cobwebs and dead moths.
Just gonna say, movie dates at a theatre always seem to work out poorly early on in relationships. Maybe it’s just me, but every relationship where I went to a movie, not only did the date itself go poorly, so did the relationship. Kinda sucks that where I am there’s not a ton to do.
Just a curiosity when you went on these dates was it the movie first and then dinner or the other way around?
egyptmachine if we got a bite to eat it was before. Why do you ask?
I’m too lazy to come up with a clever name eh just curious like maybe there’s more to discuss if you eat after a movie. But I just asked my husband how we did it and apparently we ate first. 🤷🏽♀️ sorry to hear about your dates not working out
egyptmachine It’s cool, lol, all in the past to me. Interesting to hear it differs between people tho
*makes a joke about being single*
HAHAHAHA I'm so original!
I once dated a gal that seemed scared of intimacy. It got to me, when after the third date she wouldn’t kiss me. I can understand meeting someone from online you might want to be polite on a first or second date. Well after the seventh date, I played Keith Urban‘s Kiss A Girl on the car ride back to her place and still nothing. It turned out she was doing the same game with four or five other guys.
"First date took me to a strip club" huh?
4:22 well...that escalated quickly...
Not from Chicago but was in Chicago for a weekend with the new boyfriend. He had to work one day but didn't want me getting bored at his place all day and we weren't on the "key exchange" basis yet, so he had a friend of his hang with me.
I had never met him before but we had a fun day. We ended up going to Comicon which was so totally cool. After, he showed me this little diner in the loop and we grabbed a bite of food.
Just a little while before the bf got off work (was a 12 hour shift) so we headed back to the bf's apartment where his friend tried to kiss me...
Me "wtf!? You know I'm with
@CBS 70sfan LOL there wasn't much to tell. I didn't kiss him and, turns out he was right, we weren't serious. Well... he wasn't.
I was dating this girl we met during one of my school quiz bees on a district level, she's good until I went to her house and saw she has a collection of whips and chains.....I Noped my way outta that
#StillAVirgin
God I wish I were you
As long as it is consensual 😶
Sucker Punch is a good movie.
When I worked in retail in a different store there was this guy around my age who was always frowning. I‘m usually a happy person so everytime I walked past him I smiled widely and told him hello or good morning or whatever. No small talk just a greeting. After a while he started smiling and after that he asked me to eat lunch in our break together. I didn‘t make anything off it. After a very awkward lunch where he just kept talking he insisted of driving me home later. I didn‘t want to be rude so I agreed. He drove me to a grocery store first bought a huge bottle of destilled water (surely 4 liter) and the whole drive he kept telling me how happy he was to met such a perfect woman and go on a date with her. I then asked why he thought it was a date to drive me home and broke the news that I was gay and had a girlfriend.
He never smiled at work again and droppen me off about 6 miles away from my house in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say I was pretty pissed.
I imagine he was "pretty pissed" as well.
My very first date we went to eat sushi, but they cut the sushi too large to fit in my mouth so eating was really messy and my mouth was all bloated. So embarrassing. I think he was disgusted because we didn’t talk again.
Sorry if my comment make you feel bad, but I laughed and thought that would be kind of cute .
Awee :((
Gato Manchas It’s okey! I now laugh at it too, but at the time I wanted the floor to swallow me lol
@@mexicanburrito1997 lol I love how you laugh at it now, you go there ! :]]
Leo thanks! ^^
I went on a date with a guy I met as I was walking my dog. So he knew i own at least animal. The Date started nice, all was good. He asked if i want to have Children someday. I said: only with the Right Person. He smilled and told me if we are having Children heould make sure to sell my animals because all our ennergy should be focused on Children. He knew i adopted my dog and my cat from the Streets. wtf? I told him that i think Pets are great for Children. I wanted to end the date because it was no use Keep Talking. he was faster. He stood up and said it was impossible to talk to me. the pet part was the first Thing we disagreed on. Guess that was enough.
I went on a date once with a good friend of mine senior year of high school. His grandpa drove & paid for everything and his sister tagged along. We went and saw pitch perfect 2 because it was the only movie even remotely worth seeing in the theater at that time and then got cold Stone ice cream afterwards. Most uncomfortable and akward date ever.
PS: I had my license at this time. I offered to drive.
The fact that I don't have a dating history.
Fudge Family Fandom same here
Same here brother
It's pretty much dead nowadays, even before the 'rona, don't even bother lol
Friend of mine had a girlfriend. One night she txted him to say she was going to kill herself by taking an overdose. Then a few minutes later, that she's started taking the pills, and he needs to come over right away to stop her. Then than she's feeling sleepy, and she wants to see him one more time.
Yeah, the girl was full of shit. He broke up with her a few weeks later.
4:05 I was the one that dared him. And how do you know his name is Tom?
press x to doubt
I was 15 and he was 16. We were good friends in school and decided to go out. I don't remember how far along we were in our relationship when this happened but it only lasted about 5 months. One day during school he asks me to call him my slave.
No. Im not the one being called slave.
HE WANTS TO BE CALLED THE SLAVE.
Now I admit, I know there are guys who are into that stuff. But gosh we'd only been dating for a few months and I was 15.
@Me We No. He was white.
This has taught me to never date. Or if I do always bring my own car and if things are going bad. Claim bathroom then leave without him seeing.
My psychology teacher took his wife on their first date to see a clockwork orange when it was first in theaters... He said he hasn't seen a movie with her since.
Oh my God. I'm cowboy hat ding dong photoshop girl
Random fights would broke out whenever me and my so would hang out. Happened quite often too. He found it hilarious though so I guess it wasn't all that bad. Still confuses the tf out of me.
I'm guessing you don't mean fights between the two of you?
A lesbian was flirting with me, and eventually I was flirting back. She went, "you're a lesbian, right?" So I said, "well, I'm pan." She then started a rant on how I'm gross. (Yep. There IS homophobia within the gay community as well.)
For one of my first dates he did the same thing, he took me to Wendy's and made me order off the dollar menu and I could only get two things. we didn't even get to go inside he made us go through the drive-thru really late at night. (He also insisted that he pay. which him offering to pay was pretty generous but if you're going to limit that much just let me just pay for myself.)
I never actually understood the reasoning mechanism behind lying about yourself with online profiles. Best case scenario, you get caught and outed as a liar... and that's as good as it gets!
It's funny how some guys think that winning over a woman who already has a man she loves, will get them to be their very own girlfriend, rather than a girl who is cheating on you both because she still loves her original man.
I was like that at one point but I also was conflicted morally and didnt go through with things when I had a chance. Best decision I could have made. Sometimes men think with the wrong head.
@@tristanriffle5288 I have high hopes for you man
Dear Beach Doggo:
I live in rainforest. Please make this cyclone go over us fast, make monsoon soft and gentle like sugarcane swaying in the breeze.... and bless our farmers with good harvest.
Amen.
PS -- Please let me win some money on this scratch-&-win ticket.
... that last one... I've been in a similar position to that ex guy... seeing someone you really love with someone else a few days after they left you (in my case she didn't need a favor, but she was a coworker, who was then dating another coworker we worked with and we all had to see each other every day) it's so damn painful... it fucking destroyed me. Especially seeing them together every. damn. day. I couldn't eat or drink for a week after seeing them together and threw up multiple times when I tried because my stomach was in knots from the emotions. I still get that sinking feeling in my stomach when I think about that. It still hurts.
6:09 how many times do we have to tell y'all that straight people don't have a gaydar
As a straight person, I always found the idea of a gaydar rather ridiculous anyways.
One time on a date from tinder i asked them "Hey do you know what Janiel is?" he said yes. I just stared at him with joy. I talked to them about Lookism and such and they said "What? No. You dont know what Janiel is?" I then realised it was Joey and Daniel. And so I asked, "Well... Do you know what Gallavich is?" He said "Wait... Yeah I've heard of it." That date didnt work out
Just a note to pretty much everyone: if someone is continuously begging you for a date, DON'T give in. That behavior is a sure sign this person has something wrong in their head.
Note that most of these are first dates, and the ones that aren't leave the narrator heartbroken, or extremely confused.
If I was on a date with someone and they were constantly on their phone I would get up and walk out no questions no comment nothing
To the girl who paid for her steak that she didn't order, what a class act. I'd have just walked out. I didn't order that shit.
I'd like to meet real people
Same sort of situation as the last one. I had started dating a guy who told me that he and his ex wife had been separated for 5 years and are still good friends for their kids’ sakes. No worries there.
She was a hair stylist who owned her own salon and I was new to the area and needed to get my hair cut. I had been dating this guy for about a month and he suggested that I go to his ex’s salon. I looked it up and she had really great reviews, so I went. I made an appointment with a different stylist though. I didn’t want it to be awkward and have her touching me. He seemed weirdly excited when I told him that I had made an appointment there, but I didn’t think much of it. He offered to drive me to the appointment and came into the salon to say hi to his ex and wait for me. Her face when I walked in with him can only be described as pure rage. She was kind enough to me because there was other customers around but I clearly got the vibe that I wasn’t welcome.
Anyway, turns out they had been *legally* separated for 5 years and didn’t live together, but were still very much in a sexual relationship. I had no idea. Apparently (I learned later on) they had originally separated because she cheated on him and I guess he just wanted to flaunt it in front of her like “hey, look what I can do too!” To make matters worse, I was about 10 years younger than her. I still feel horrible, she must have felt awful.
Opposite end of the dating thing, but I had a girlfriend who took me out on our best date of the whole relationship, fancy restaurant, walk on the beach, drinks in an intimate and romantic little place, etc. just to have a last nice memory with me before dumping me. I wtf-ed so hard my jaw almost broke. How tone deaf can you be? You wanna dump someone, be kind and tactful but cut straight to the issue and get it over with, don't friggin plan an amazing evening around it.
good weather wont save me. I live in melbourne
Girl told me she was dying. Second date we see a movie and insisted we go see that one because her sister can get us in for free. It was twilight...no third date.
Was hanging out with my BF of 6 years and after we had relations (twice) he process to tell me that he might have to break up with me soon because he isn’t mentally in a good spot for a serious relationship, We ended things that night but I stayed in contact with him and thought we could still be friends.
Less then 3 months later he was engaged to his best friends ex. I found out over Facebook.
Good times
I was dating a guy that I met at a TAFE. It was alright for a few weeks and randomly told me that he wrote stories about his stuffed toys. I thought it was a little strange but told him "that's cool" to be nice. Then a week later he randomly demanded me to do him in the DISABLED toilets...I drew the line there and avoided him like the plague. It took him a while to understand that I didn't want to continue the relationship. He could've had something worse he hadn't told me yet...and I rather not know. I haven't seen him in nearly five years. I want to keep it that way...
Damn I'm early published 46 seconds ago lol
If you have a problem with a woman showing up to a date _"expecting you to buy her drinks and dinner"_ , then you're going to have a pretty tough dating life.
It's actually hella weird, here in Sweden no one pays for the other person, you take seperate bills especially when only dating. When I went abroad and the guys tried to pay for everything, I got so confused and refused it right out. I mean if it's on both terms sure but I just thought the default was splitting bills
nobody:
Robot voice (5:28): BUUWUWHWWHWH
In the mid 2000s I met a attractive 🇵🇦 woman from south FL online. She came up to Kissimmee on a extended business trip. We went out to a Macoroni Grill around 930pm. At the restaurant a family next to us had a 2-3yr old Hispanic boy screaming, 😫😪 crying. I was in my mid 30s, I never heard a child scream like that. 🔊. It was awful. Our dinner date was ruined by the screaming kid. It was like he was tortured or was near death... the mom & other people made 0 effort to quiet the kid down. 😠. We went back to the womans hotel suite & she was turned off. 😖. Thanks Brat! 🖕
Maybe she was turned off because you didn't get up and leave to eat somewhere else. Blaming your passivity, not the kid.
Cursed Boomer post
The first date sounds honestly awesome. Then again I love martial arts lol
Lol at the “rich” guy who took her to TGI Fridays. And damn, that 8month gf is going to regret that shit. Boyfriend better be rich. Dumping her “side man” is stupid considering bf didn’t take her with him. For all she knew, he wouldn’t even want to be with her & was just place-holding with her as well.
Friends cousin had a girl pull the “wait I thought you were seeing other people too” thing AFTER he bought her a dog and she’d moved in with him.
Her darling dog was given to one of his brothers kids, so he basically challenged her like “go ahead take away my nieces and nephews new dog”.
He took everything he’d bought for her and sold it online.
Carefully packed up her stuff and delivered it to her boyfriends house.
After a 10 minute discussion it was clear the other guy ALSO didn’t know she was seeing someone in the side.
She now lives with her parents with no dog and no boyfriends.
I’m sorry, the beach doggo won’t work for me, I live in a fricken freezer that just has an ovens winter for summer
5:02 It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!
4:46 I got a Wendy's ad lmao
Worst one was early 2000's I went across England (like from South-East England to the Welsh boarder) to see a girl for a week after a year or 2 of chatting online (Friendster, Beebo and MySpace - yeah, that long ago). She had friends over the first night, it ended up with us 2 hanging out with all her mates drinking for a week ... her mates were all getting it on, then her ex showed up and she kicked me outta bed and into the spare room for like 3 of the 5 nights I had to spend there because of booked train tickets. One night I woke up to them trying to shave all my hair (scalp, pubes - everything all off), and most of the week they all pretty much ignored me!
The only good thing to come of that was that her big sister was cool, took me into her online friendship circle and because of that I now have 2 cool friends in Florida via the big sis!
11:19 turns out that's exactly what happened...
My first date, ever.
She took me to see My little pony the movie.
I’m not a brony, I don’t mind brony’s or ‘Pegasisters’ or whatever they’re called, but she told me we were seeing a horror movie (can’t remember the name)
She was also really disrespectful there, laughing really loudly at things I Said, she laughed so hard the skittle she was eating flew out her mouth and stuck to a kids hair, she just laughed.
I was with her for almost 3 years, broke up cause she saw me as her ‘Short emo girlfriend’ when I was just the ‘tired gay boy’
(That was a reference to my favourite UA-camr but it’s true)
9:26 Shit got wild, these people are so needy LOL!!!
We were hanging out for like a month and he tried to kiss me but I thought he was going in for a hug so I hugged him and it was the most awkward thing ever, but we’ve been dating for a while now so whatever😂😅
I have all my respect to some Bigfoot with internet access
I dated a woman and broke up with her. She stalked me. Five years later I was watching the news and she killed her boyfriend for stalking her.
On the first date with this woman, she told me how she dated her drug dealer, he had a hit put on her (yeah told a buddy to kill her), got pregnant and had an abortion with him. FIRST. DATE.
I'm glad I didn't have to experience the dangers of dating. I met my husband and got to know him online on a MMORPG, luckily when we met a few years into our relationship we were both who we said we were.
2:47 has to be Dan Nainan.. it has to be. I’m sure of it.
Went on a date with a long time girlfriend. I'm atheist, and she was non-denominational christrian. She asked me multiple times to go to chruch with her and her family because it would mean a lot to her, and I always said no because, well... I'm Atheist. After about a year into the relationship mother's day was coming up and she said it would mean a lot to her mother if I went, so I agreed. How bad could it be? Hint: VERY BAD.
We and her family (parents and brother) go to church on mother's day sunday. We're in the pews, and the priest takes the podium. I shit you not:
Priest: "Today is mother's day, and the only thing I can think of as the most appropriate thing to talk about on Mother's Day is abortion."
Me: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNPULLTHEFIREALARMANDRUN
The entire HOUR LONG worship was him railing abortion and liberal ideology in general. There had to have been at least a dozen moments where she had to squeeze my hand because she could obviously tell my, "I can't handle this," alarm was going off. Not the worst date of my life, 3 aborted babies out of 10.
Yeah, well, abortion is evil anyways so whatever.
Girl shows up to date for drinks with no money lol. Happens to a ton of people
Took me THREE FUCKING YEARS to ask this guy that's been flirting with me, out - since he wasn't asking. Halfway through dinner, I ask if he has any roommates... "Only my girlfriend [of SEVEN YEARS!]"
Turns out they're looking for another girl for a polyamorous relationship. I have nothing against that, it's just not for me, right now.
I stayed friends with him but I still don't know her name and have never seen her. She stays at home and doesn't like to go out. Too weird.
the one about the girl saying she killed her dog and the person writing underneath saying "jenny how do i get out of this lol" im 100 percent sure thats wht was actually happening lmao
No one comments anymore because they’re all watching the livestream lol
If you have to be convinced to date, you don't want the date. If they ask, you can ask later
14:25 "tee el doctor guy".
I had a guy tell me that he prefers me as a friend after a month of being together IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING A GAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
We hadn't even fought at all in that month and everything seemed 100% fine until he dropped that bomb on me.
The mattress at 01:24 could be for a dog?
3:29 Guy says "Clearly you can't afford to pay for this dinner." - You're at fkn FRIDAY'S, not a classy joint.
8:33 Sekh765 is missing the point. The issue with stem cells is not that they come from fetuses sometimes, but that you're putting pieces of other people into you. They basically view it as cannibalism, same as any other transplant.
0:14 is hilarious
4:24 and this is why we dont trust any photo a woman post online.
Date went okay, and then about a week later she told me she caught herpes from some other guy, and had to talk her out of suicide.
Stop dating her but did feel bad. So I did check up on her just to check on her wellbeing. Tried to invite me for sex even though she haves an std, and we stop talking about a month or two later.
She was the gift that keeps on giving type.
My WTF moment was not having one... cause I never been in a romantic relationship before and I'm 27....