I've got you all beat: I met a girl, Kendall, at the local college where I was taking some classes. Sweet, beautiful, cute, and intelligent; Just wonderful. For a first date she wanted me to pick her up at her father's church on a Sunday. Strange, but okay, no problem. What she did not tell me was that her father was a charismatic preacher that used snakes, the laying of hands, speaking in tongues, fainting, etc. in his sermons that could last for hours. She also failed to tell me that I was not picking her up to go somewhere, but was being invited to attend and listen to her father preach his second sermon of the day. At one point, I was the only person standing and/or not gyrating like an epileptic while babbling whatever--like a sore thumb in the room. I'm about an 8 on the snake phobia scale, so I'm surprised I didn't pass out when the rattlesnakes, wrapped around broomsticks, were walked around the congregation. That was three hours of pure torture. I noped right on out as soon as it was over. I never called her again and avoided her in the hallways of the college. Though I do wonder what could have been, as outside of her crazy church and family, she was delightful.
@@meyeneetuks4680 I was perplexed, amazed, and fascinated with it all. It was quite an experience that I’m glad I stayed for. But once was enough. Sometimes in life experiences come to you.
Worst date: my new Boyfriend and I have been going out for a few months now, and being this far in our relationship we find that a day at the mall and a fast food dinner is a cheap, easy, and fun day out. Well, dear reader, around here is also when gastrointestinal distress brought on by stress (thanks to school and a new job) began to put a damper in the weeks to come. Imagine my surprise and disgust when one day I shart myself in a Wendys. We somehow finagled our way out and into my car where we could go back to his place and clean me up. He graciously offered up his laundry detergent. We've been together for 3 years.
The gnarly poo story concerns me......I dated someone who took the gnarliest poos....every....time! to the point it concerned me. About a year after we dated found out he had stage 4 cancer. Prostate. RIP Donnie. Guys PLEASE get checked.
I have one! My Mom set up a date for me with one of her friend’s sons. We were going to meet for coffee, and it was going to be very casual. I was late, and when I got to the coffee shop I could not find the guy my Mom described. I was the only teenager in the shop. Eventually, a man stood up and shook my hand, and introduced himself as (Mom’s friend’s son) Turns out he was 32. I was 16. I sat there for three hours, a little terrified of him and beyond pissed at my mother. It went fine, but my mother picked me up all excited and I tore her apart. She shrugged and said “You’re both Autistic. And you gotta learn to settle. You don’t have to have sex with him!” That angers me to this day. Even worse, I joined a public Pathfinder (D&D, basically) game at the library, and after eight sessions, he joined. (Guess who’s mother told his mother I was there?) Third session he attended, he started crying at the table when my elf barbarian wouldn’t kiss his (twelve-year-old) catfolk ranger, saying it was a personal attack because I thought he was ugly and r**arded. At that point I quit and never went back, which is a shame because I really enjoyed that group. Thanks, Mom.
I tried to hold his hand in the movie theater and he pulled away and said he didn't want anyone to know he was with me. I sat in the hall and cried the rest of the movie since I didn't have a ride. We had been sleeping together for a while, gone out to eat plenty of times, and went to the movies late just the two of us and I paid for the tickets and snacks. I should have dropped the drinks on him and started walking down the road til my ride came later. 🖕
Internet date: not looking like her picture, significantly heavier. Conversations had been good on the phone and I’m already here. Great time and easy conversation, lots of laughs. Several hours of smiles and flirts. All and all a good first date. Walk her to her car, she strikes up a conversation with a guy walking by on a busy walkway. I stood there shocked and watch my date monkey-branch me right in front of me on our first date. After 10 minutes, I walk away. I know I’m ugly but my pictures are recent (as in just snapped a selfie) why accept the date? Wrote down in my ledger of dating Catastrophes.
I went out with a woman and we had dinner at a typical chinese restaurant. When she ate, bits of noodle went everywhere. On her, on her glass of water, in her glass of water, which she continued to drink. It was disgusting. There was not a second date. It was simply gross.
I learned something new...as someone who has never been to a karaoke place, I had no idea they had private rooms. That is horrifying to me...bad singing among a crowd is one thing (less pressure), but me singing terribly trying to impress a lady I'm on a date with scares the crap out of me
I would have been suspicious about going into a private room anyway. It would be pretty brazen to try anything non-con in a semi-private place, but it's been done.
I've never been to karaoke place either. I don't consider myself to have a good voice. But eventually a female friend of mine (I'm also female) suggested a weekend away and we finished with karaoke. I was nervous at first but I ended up having fun! Not sure if I'd want to go on a date, though! Still don't consider myself to be a good singer 😂
It’s insanely fun to do with close friends. My best friends and I sang in a private karaoke room three times and had a blast. But I would NEVER go there for a first date.
I actually sort of shrieked, then nearly choked myself laughing. Then I had to acknowledge that yes, I was a dreadful person who will wind up in heck. But dammit, OP has got super timing in story telling. Many famous authors would love that ending. (It makes “Reader I married him” seem very tame indeed)
Yeah, I've been on Hinge for about a year now. Sometimes I think we're getting on well and then I get ghosted like 99% of the time. It never gets to the stage where people want to actually know me. I guess I'm boring. And I don't want to go off with a guy for just one thing, I'm a sensible nerd.
Not a date per say, but... My (now former) best friend had tried to set me up with a friend of hers. We go to his place to hang out & it's clear as day this guy is very interested in my best friend. No engaging in any conversations with me, only talking to her, staring at her all night, etc. What was awkward was the fact that we couldn't get home (pre uber), he's the one that picked us up & had been drinking so he couldn't drive. So we had to sleep at this guys house. All three of us slept in his bed (me on one end, him on the other, with my best friend in the middle). I already have trouble sleeping in unfamiliar places, but this guys snoring kept me up most of the night. Another friend picks us up the next day. Him & my best friend are in the front, I'm in the back. They start quarreling like a divorced couple. They start yelling about me & said dude as if I'm not IN the car. I don't remember how the beginning of the argument started but I remember my best friend saying "Well Twig didn't even try!" Friend: "Well it was doomed from the very start anyway!" Best Friend: "What are you talking about!?" Friend: "Because the guys head over heels for YOU! He's been in love with you for a while now!" Best friend goes quiet & sheepishly says "...No he's not." I felt like a kid watching her parents argue, it was insanity. Never saw the guy again. Broke friendship with my best friend about 6 months later. Me & the other friend still talk occasionally.
Oof, that's awkward. Back in the day, when I was a naive little 16 year old, I convinced myself I fancied this one guy in sixth form. We'd never really met or spoke, he was in a different class, and this was an all girls school. So, I mustered up the courage to chat to him, ask about what bands he liked, whatever. Even back then I realised he didn't want to talk to me, he was probably bored and I just picked a bad moment. But I thought I was off to a good start. Then, a couple weeks later, I was chatting to an acquaintance that I thought he was cute. She immediately turned to me and said, "You know he's been going out with X, right?" Now, I'd seen him and one of my friends chatting, but I assumed that they just saw each other at school. You know how rumors are. They probably weren't dating at all, bit I never confirmed it with that friend, so I dropped it. In the end I've since realised I'm ace lol
My worst date was she was 29 and divorced 3 times already. If that wasn't a big enough thing to make me run when I took her home on the first date and her dog had eaten it's own crap, then puked it up all over the place. Imagine dog puke and crap all over the place. When she opened her door the smell was terrible. We didn't date all that long and the next time I picked her up the dog was gone.
I had been talking to a girl online for quite some time and we decided to meet up, have lunch at the mall, and then head back to her place and watch a movie. I met her and could tell right away she was not interested in me at all. I should have just took off after lunch, but I was young and inexperienced in such things at the time (I was still a teenager) and for whatever reason continued with the original plan. So we were walking to her house and she tells me. I should walk behind her -far enough away so that people don't think we are together. At this point you would think I would have said f-u and left, but I didn't. To this day I don't know why. We get to her house and she had a friend of hers waiting. They tell me to wait outside they have to go and set something up in the house. After they both go inside leaving me outside. I decide FINALLY to just leave. I was going to just never talk to her again, but for whatever reason she contacted me later that evening just to tell me she thinks I'm ugly and to mock me. She was insecure about her own looks (she had mentioned this previously during our conversations online) so I was petty and pointed out things I knew she didn't like about herself as a way to get back at her a little bit.
Worst date was my first "official" feeling one. He was long-distance and flew in from out of town. We both decided to see Watchmen in a theater (neither of us knew anything about it). Cue 3 & 1/2 hours of despicable characters (I liked Rorschach, pretty sure I wasn't supposed to), blue dongs, and the most awkward and uncomfortable sex scene I've ever seen in a movie. I wanted to die in my chair next to him when I didn't want to strangle Dr. Manhattan. Neither of us said much about the movie afterwards, I think we were both too confused and tired.
This was maybe the third date. By now I noticed he kept asking me the same questions multiple times. Not sure if he just forgot he asked, or if he thought he’d catch me telling lies. We left the restaurant in his car, and I looked out the moon roof and made a comment about liking looking at the stars in the country. He, dead serious, told me he doesn’t go to the country because that’s where aliens abduct people. I still saw him a couple more times, but he decided he couldn’t see me anymore because I farted once. A blind date from online dating chose an expensive restaurant on the lake where I had to have valet parking. He gave me the choice of eating indoors or out, and because the weather was supposed to be bad, I said safer to plan indoors. When I got there, he had a seat at the bar facing away from the door so I had to guess who he was from the back, which they don’t tend to post photos from the back on their online profiles. I find him, and he chose a spot where he was facing the lake, and I was facing away. Not very gentlemanly so far, but ok. Since the weather turned out nice, we were able to get a table outside after all. As we are ordering, he suggests something I couldn’t eat because it had alcohol in it. I explain to him I don’t consume alcohol because of my religion. He loudly proclaims (wanted witnesses I guess) that it’s not going to work out then. I mentioned that my profile says this. He responded that he doesn’t read profiles. He doesn’t read resumes either when he hires people. Waste my time though, thanks. I said we can still finish our dinner and have a nice conversation because I didn’t want to just walk out on him and leave him stuck with my meal. I ate that dinner so fast so I could get out of there. In the end, I paid for my ridiculously priced pasta dish and the valet. He didn’t even walk me to my car because he wanted to stay and have another drink. Guy from work asked me out. He took me through a Starbucks drive thru, then to his home where he turned on some documentary on sharks. My guess is he was trying to bore me into messing around, but he didn’t try anything, nor did I. A guy asks me out and decides after we meet for a date to tell me he’s married. Not married but getting divorced or married but separated. No, just married.
Doesn’t read profiles, resumes, maybe anything! I have a sneaking suspicion the guy just literally couldn’t read and has been trying to hide it for years.
I had a similar experience on online dating. My profile says I'm Demisexual but I consider myself biromantic asexual too. I don't dating more than one gender at this point. Match with a guy, within 5 mins he asks me if I prefer park or restaurant dates for a first date. I say park dates are nice, but maybe restaurant for the second date. He immediately replies that he thought I gave off dom vibes. I'm a pretty vanilla nerd, but I played coy and asked him what he meant. He said dominatrix. For one thing, I'm not into that kind of thing, secondly, if I was, I'd be a sub. Thirdly, I'm not model gorgeous hot. I'm a stocky slightly pudgey 5"2 gal. Forthly, I'm asexual and I could maybe consider sex if I felt physically and emotionally attracted to someone after a long period of time. I'm not the kind of girl for random hook ups. I shut that right down and he unmatched me straight after. On the one hand, I appreciated he was upfront with his kinks, but at the same time he was barking up the wrong tree and to assume I'd be into that same stuff is a little presumptuous if you ask me. It's not the sort of thing you come out with in the span of 5 mins.
After taking a year-long break from dating, I decided to get back into it. I went out with this guy I met on a dating app and we went for a hike as our first date. We had talked over the phone a couple of times prior to this and I had assumed we were going to hit it off. Nope. So we go for this hike, right? I find out after a while that he forgot his water bottle. It’s hot and dry (high desert climate) and I, trying to be nice, offer him water if he needs. At first things are going okay. We are chatting, it’s awkward but that’s to be expected. After a long time, we reach a part of the trail where it turns into a super steep, long-haul up this mountain. We decided to go up instead of turning around. Why, idk. It was *still* uncomfy and I could tell both of us wanted to bail and were kind of forcing conversation at this point. We make it up this climb and I’m basically stuck with this dude who is dehydrated and is insistent we keep going. Eventually, we just… run out of things to talk about? We turn around and pretty much hike in uncomfortable silence for like 45 min. Being more familiar with the area than he is, I take the lead to try and find the top of the climb we made, and I miss it. Since all the trails loop down to the parking area, we decided to keep walking instead of retracing our steps. Bad idea. We are now hiking the longest route and it’s another hour before we get back to the main trail that will lead us to the parking area. So we are stuck together, in silence, this whole time and it is just SO uncomfortable. 15 minutes to the parking lot, we suddenly begin talking again as if *nothing* happened. We when get to our cars, he gives me a hug, said “let’s hang out again soon!” And we both booked it out of there. Never heard from that guy since.
Similar happened to me on my first "date." Now, I've never dated online until recently, because my straight female friend suggested it and signed me up for Hinge. Never been on for dating offline either. Matched and chatted with this guy, software developer, Italian, a bit shy. We went out for a park date. It was awkward because I was doing most of the talking. I'm shy too, sure. But he seemed nice, but there were no vibes going off for me. He asked if I drank, I said no. Never liked to drink alcohol, abs he seemed astonished that a British girl didn't drink. No worries, I've had it all my life. Always been the sensible nerd. No parties, no drugs, no alcohol. But we hugged at the end and he said we'd meet up after he went off on a solo hiking trip the next week. He never got back to me. Had a second date with a girl, (I'm open to dating just to push the boat our at this point) apparently me not riding a bike is a turn off, I never learnt and I wouldn't feel safe riding in the city. She basically said thanks, but no thanks, she wasn't sure what she was looking for, and I was fine with it. Other than that, nothing doing. I guess I'm boring, lol 😆
That reminds me of the time I was asked out but this Christian guy and his idea of a good date was dinner with his mother and reruns of touched by an angel
Yeah I think people of certain age,really need to find a less mainstream dating pool,this ain't your grandparents or possibly parents dating rules,it's a true jungle out there
I don't remember ever having a bad date. What I do remember is having bad time with relationships when the woman got bored and left silently or I was done with too many demands and expectations that were unreasonable. Dating is not the hardest part for the man it's being on the market or maintaining a relationship either way it feels like walking on broken glass.
And this is why I stay single. As my Irish grandfather used to say, "You never find anyone good in a pub." And he was right, usually they'll turn out be violent, useless drunks, or cokeheads. This also includes clubs.
I don't know about the first one... if I'm in service and I KNOW exactly what a drink should taste like or at least ballpark and they keep messing up a simple drink I might send it back too. I'm not paying 10 bucks for a gross glass of carelessly made liquid. Like imagine you ordered a margarita and they destroyed it, just put in way too much triple sec and it was gross? YEA, you'd send it back too.
Most likely gonna get buried but it just happened to me today. Took a girl out who catfished me and was already talking to me about having kids and brought up her hard drug use to her recent ex boyfriend and after I noped out of that I went to get something to drink at a gas station and someone who was already trespassing started screaming that he's gonna shoot the place up and him and the clerk went and fought outside and it looked like he was gonna pull a gun out. Luckily though for anyone wondering I'm okay!
In my own case it’s the lack of one and maybe to remind myself that there’s worse things than being single and lonely (I like to think that the odds are not in my favor when finding a match in the first place but it seems that dating is hell for a lot of people). That and to learn what NOT to do on a date if the time ever comes, I have very little experience when it comes to this kind of thing.
@monus782 I totally agree! Don't consider myself much of a catch now, let alone when I was a teen. It was just something I never thought about. I'm just cool with doing my own thing and focusing on myself. You do you, and wishing you the best with the single life!! Imo this crap isn't worth it. Which includes my parents.
"-Ted you're on a date with Loreeta, Robots vs Wrestlers. - But Barney... - No Ted, We already called off at your work, told your boss you had massive Haemorhoids. -But Barney Why Massive? - Mosby, if you take a day off for haemorhoids they better be massive! Stinson out!" -How I met your mother
I never dated offline to start with. When I was a teen in the early 00s, it wasnt a thing. Then again, I was the shy nerdy bookworm who hung out in the library and played Pokémon and WoW in my spare time when the other girls talked about going clubbing and hooking up with guys every night. Plus, all the horror stories. I've only recently started online dating, and it's nothing doing. I never get far enough to get on one date, let alone a relationship. I'm not the sort of girl to just go off with anyone, and even if i could get into a relationship, i don't know if i could keep them. I barely have friends. But at the same time, all this dating and romance stuff is kind of pointless. There's more to life than running around after people who would just use you. Speaking for men and women here. Then again, maybe that's my own neglectful childhood and emotionless feeling coming out. Also, the asexual thing. I'm happy just doing my own thing and living for myself.
I've got you all beat:
I met a girl, Kendall, at the local college where I was taking some classes. Sweet, beautiful, cute, and intelligent; Just wonderful. For a first date she wanted me to pick her up at her father's church on a Sunday. Strange, but okay, no problem.
What she did not tell me was that her father was a charismatic preacher that used snakes, the laying of hands, speaking in tongues, fainting, etc. in his sermons that could last for hours. She also failed to tell me that I was not picking her up to go somewhere, but was being invited to attend and listen to her father preach his second sermon of the day.
At one point, I was the only person standing and/or not gyrating like an epileptic while babbling whatever--like a sore thumb in the room. I'm about an 8 on the snake phobia scale, so I'm surprised I didn't pass out when the rattlesnakes, wrapped around broomsticks, were walked around the congregation.
That was three hours of pure torture. I noped right on out as soon as it was over. I never called her again and avoided her in the hallways of the college. Though I do wonder what could have been, as outside of her crazy church and family, she was delightful.
That was not a date. That was a conversion attempt disguised as a date. A particularly inept one, at that.
I dont think most could beat
Why tf did u stay?!
@@meyeneetuks4680 I was perplexed, amazed, and fascinated with it all. It was quite an experience that I’m glad I stayed for. But once was enough. Sometimes in life experiences come to you.
Worst date: my new Boyfriend and I have been going out for a few months now, and being this far in our relationship we find that a day at the mall and a fast food dinner is a cheap, easy, and fun day out.
Well, dear reader, around here is also when gastrointestinal distress brought on by stress (thanks to school and a new job) began to put a damper in the weeks to come.
Imagine my surprise and disgust when one day I shart myself in a Wendys. We somehow finagled our way out and into my car where we could go back to his place and clean me up. He graciously offered up his laundry detergent. We've been together for 3 years.
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Congrats on the 3 years! He's definitely a keeper. ✌😊
The gnarly poo story concerns me......I dated someone who took the gnarliest poos....every....time! to the point it concerned me. About a year after we dated found out he had stage 4 cancer. Prostate. RIP Donnie. Guys PLEASE get checked.
''To check if she was okay... she wasnt. she died.''
I screamed at this
Oh wow the butthole one! The end of that story was cray!
The whole story was a wild ride
I have one! My Mom set up a date for me with one of her friend’s sons. We were going to meet for coffee, and it was going to be very casual. I was late, and when I got to the coffee shop I could not find the guy my Mom described. I was the only teenager in the shop. Eventually, a man stood up and shook my hand, and introduced himself as (Mom’s friend’s son) Turns out he was 32. I was 16. I sat there for three hours, a little terrified of him and beyond pissed at my mother. It went fine, but my mother picked me up all excited and I tore her apart. She shrugged and said “You’re both Autistic. And you gotta learn to settle. You don’t have to have sex with him!” That angers me to this day. Even worse, I joined a public Pathfinder (D&D, basically) game at the library, and after eight sessions, he joined. (Guess who’s mother told his mother I was there?) Third session he attended, he started crying at the table when my elf barbarian wouldn’t kiss his (twelve-year-old) catfolk ranger, saying it was a personal attack because I thought he was ugly and r**arded. At that point I quit and never went back, which is a shame because I really enjoyed that group. Thanks, Mom.
What. The. Fuck. First of all, gross!! I'm 31 and I couldn't imagine being creepy enough to date a 16 year old!! Wtf!! 🤢
Nothing good happens at Applebee's
I tried to hold his hand in the movie theater and he pulled away and said he didn't want anyone to know he was with me. I sat in the hall and cried the rest of the movie since I didn't have a ride.
We had been sleeping together for a while, gone out to eat plenty of times, and went to the movies late just the two of us and I paid for the tickets and snacks.
I should have dropped the drinks on him and started walking down the road til my ride came later. 🖕
Wait you were old enough to drink slcohol
@@Ambipie sounds like she means movie theatre drinks
The woman that almost got abducted by that weirdo sure was an unintelligent person..
"We're on Reddit, we have nothing else to do here".
We're on youtube, same
Internet date: not looking like her picture, significantly heavier. Conversations had been good on the phone and I’m already here. Great time and easy conversation, lots of laughs. Several hours of smiles and flirts. All and all a good first date. Walk her to her car, she strikes up a conversation with a guy walking by on a busy walkway. I stood there shocked and watch my date monkey-branch me right in front of me on our first date. After 10 minutes, I walk away. I know I’m ugly but my pictures are recent (as in just snapped a selfie) why accept the date? Wrote down in my ledger of dating Catastrophes.
you deserve better than that
Me whose never even been on a date before: :’>
Focus on your school work
@@misscyanic2484
I still got three weeks left before I start 12th grade.
@@NatGeoGacha a!
You play gacha makes sense
@@lazarus7477
I’m going to college this August, maybe that’ll change. :)
I went out with a woman and we had dinner at a typical chinese restaurant. When she ate, bits of noodle went everywhere. On her, on her glass of water, in her glass of water, which she continued to drink. It was disgusting. There was not a second date. It was simply gross.
24:23 get worse and worse with every minute 😫😫😫😫
17:40 damn, this one escalated quickly
I learned something new...as someone who has never been to a karaoke place, I had no idea they had private rooms. That is horrifying to me...bad singing among a crowd is one thing (less pressure), but me singing terribly trying to impress a lady I'm on a date with scares the crap out of me
I would have been suspicious about going into a private room anyway. It would be pretty brazen to try anything non-con in a semi-private place, but it's been done.
I feel like private room karaoke is only good when hanging out with people you're already close with
@@alianar.d.8724 I would agree with that
I've never been to karaoke place either. I don't consider myself to have a good voice. But eventually a female friend of mine (I'm also female) suggested a weekend away and we finished with karaoke. I was nervous at first but I ended up having fun! Not sure if I'd want to go on a date, though! Still don't consider myself to be a good singer 😂
It’s insanely fun to do with close friends. My best friends and I sang in a private karaoke room three times and had a blast. But I would NEVER go there for a first date.
17:44 Don't get me wrong that's horrifying but I feel guilty for bursting out laughing now.
The tender butthole Applebee's date? My jaw drop. Lol
I actually sort of shrieked, then nearly choked myself laughing. Then I had to acknowledge that yes, I was a dreadful person who will wind up in heck. But dammit, OP has got super timing in story telling. Many famous authors would love that ending.
(It makes “Reader I married him” seem very tame indeed)
I don't understand why someone would say "let's hang out sometime" when you don't actually want to. Seems very stupid / counter-productive.
Yeah, I've been on Hinge for about a year now. Sometimes I think we're getting on well and then I get ghosted like 99% of the time. It never gets to the stage where people want to actually know me. I guess I'm boring. And I don't want to go off with a guy for just one thing, I'm a sensible nerd.
Holy Jaba the hut that belly fat got me rolling 🤣
Not a date per say, but... My (now former) best friend had tried to set me up with a friend of hers. We go to his place to hang out & it's clear as day this guy is very interested in my best friend. No engaging in any conversations with me, only talking to her, staring at her all night, etc. What was awkward was the fact that we couldn't get home (pre uber), he's the one that picked us up & had been drinking so he couldn't drive. So we had to sleep at this guys house. All three of us slept in his bed (me on one end, him on the other, with my best friend in the middle). I already have trouble sleeping in unfamiliar places, but this guys snoring kept me up most of the night. Another friend picks us up the next day. Him & my best friend are in the front, I'm in the back. They start quarreling like a divorced couple. They start yelling about me & said dude as if I'm not IN the car. I don't remember how the beginning of the argument started but I remember my best friend saying "Well Twig didn't even try!" Friend: "Well it was doomed from the very start anyway!" Best Friend: "What are you talking about!?" Friend: "Because the guys head over heels for YOU! He's been in love with you for a while now!" Best friend goes quiet & sheepishly says "...No he's not." I felt like a kid watching her parents argue, it was insanity. Never saw the guy again. Broke friendship with my best friend about 6 months later. Me & the other friend still talk occasionally.
Oof, that's awkward. Back in the day, when I was a naive little 16 year old, I convinced myself I fancied this one guy in sixth form. We'd never really met or spoke, he was in a different class, and this was an all girls school. So, I mustered up the courage to chat to him, ask about what bands he liked, whatever. Even back then I realised he didn't want to talk to me, he was probably bored and I just picked a bad moment. But I thought I was off to a good start. Then, a couple weeks later, I was chatting to an acquaintance that I thought he was cute. She immediately turned to me and said, "You know he's been going out with X, right?" Now, I'd seen him and one of my friends chatting, but I assumed that they just saw each other at school. You know how rumors are. They probably weren't dating at all, bit I never confirmed it with that friend, so I dropped it. In the end I've since realised I'm ace lol
My worst date was she was 29 and divorced 3 times already. If that wasn't a big enough thing to make me run when I took her home on the first date and her dog had eaten it's own crap, then puked it up all over the place. Imagine dog puke and crap all over the place. When she opened her door the smell was terrible. We didn't date all that long and the next time I picked her up the dog was gone.
I had been talking to a girl online for quite some time and we decided to meet up, have lunch at the mall, and then head back to her place and watch a movie. I met her and could tell right away she was not interested in me at all. I should have just took off after lunch, but I was young and inexperienced in such things at the time (I was still a teenager) and for whatever reason continued with the original plan. So we were walking to her house and she tells me. I should walk behind her -far enough away so that people don't think we are together. At this point you would think I would have said f-u and left, but I didn't. To this day I don't know why. We get to her house and she had a friend of hers waiting. They tell me to wait outside they have to go and set something up in the house. After they both go inside leaving me outside. I decide FINALLY to just leave. I was going to just never talk to her again, but for whatever reason she contacted me later that evening just to tell me she thinks I'm ugly and to mock me. She was insecure about her own looks (she had mentioned this previously during our conversations online) so I was petty and pointed out things I knew she didn't like about herself as a way to get back at her a little bit.
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Holy hell. Sorry you went though that
Worst date: Friday the 13th
first was me "meeting" up with a "lady" found out it was acrossdresser
Worst date was my first "official" feeling one. He was long-distance and flew in from out of town. We both decided to see Watchmen in a theater (neither of us knew anything about it). Cue 3 & 1/2 hours of despicable characters (I liked Rorschach, pretty sure I wasn't supposed to), blue dongs, and the most awkward and uncomfortable sex scene I've ever seen in a movie. I wanted to die in my chair next to him when I didn't want to strangle Dr. Manhattan. Neither of us said much about the movie afterwards, I think we were both too confused and tired.
This was maybe the third date. By now I noticed he kept asking me the same questions multiple times. Not sure if he just forgot he asked, or if he thought he’d catch me telling lies. We left the restaurant in his car, and I looked out the moon roof and made a comment about liking looking at the stars in the country. He, dead serious, told me he doesn’t go to the country because that’s where aliens abduct people. I still saw him a couple more times, but he decided he couldn’t see me anymore because I farted once.
A blind date from online dating chose an expensive restaurant on the lake where I had to have valet parking. He gave me the choice of eating indoors or out, and because the weather was supposed to be bad, I said safer to plan indoors. When I got there, he had a seat at the bar facing away from the door so I had to guess who he was from the back, which they don’t tend to post photos from the back on their online profiles. I find him, and he chose a spot where he was facing the lake, and I was facing away. Not very gentlemanly so far, but ok. Since the weather turned out nice, we were able to get a table outside after all. As we are ordering, he suggests something I couldn’t eat because it had alcohol in it. I explain to him I don’t consume alcohol because of my religion. He loudly proclaims (wanted witnesses I guess) that it’s not going to work out then. I mentioned that my profile says this. He responded that he doesn’t read profiles. He doesn’t read resumes either when he hires people. Waste my time though, thanks. I said we can still finish our dinner and have a nice conversation because I didn’t want to just walk out on him and leave him stuck with my meal. I ate that dinner so fast so I could get out of there. In the end, I paid for my ridiculously priced pasta dish and the valet. He didn’t even walk me to my car because he wanted to stay and have another drink.
Guy from work asked me out. He took me through a Starbucks drive thru, then to his home where he turned on some documentary on sharks. My guess is he was trying to bore me into messing around, but he didn’t try anything, nor did I.
A guy asks me out and decides after we meet for a date to tell me he’s married. Not married but getting divorced or married but separated. No, just married.
Doesn’t read profiles, resumes, maybe anything! I have a sneaking suspicion the guy just literally couldn’t read and has been trying to hide it for years.
@@albatrossthedragon Yeah, he could read. He was in a really high income career that reading was essential. He was just a jerk.
Dang there goes my only possible explanation besides blatant laziness. Oh well.
I had a similar experience on online dating. My profile says I'm Demisexual but I consider myself biromantic asexual too. I don't dating more than one gender at this point. Match with a guy, within 5 mins he asks me if I prefer park or restaurant dates for a first date. I say park dates are nice, but maybe restaurant for the second date. He immediately replies that he thought I gave off dom vibes. I'm a pretty vanilla nerd, but I played coy and asked him what he meant. He said dominatrix. For one thing, I'm not into that kind of thing, secondly, if I was, I'd be a sub. Thirdly, I'm not model gorgeous hot. I'm a stocky slightly pudgey 5"2 gal. Forthly, I'm asexual and I could maybe consider sex if I felt physically and emotionally attracted to someone after a long period of time. I'm not the kind of girl for random hook ups. I shut that right down and he unmatched me straight after. On the one hand, I appreciated he was upfront with his kinks, but at the same time he was barking up the wrong tree and to assume I'd be into that same stuff is a little presumptuous if you ask me. It's not the sort of thing you come out with in the span of 5 mins.
Love the fear and loathing reference
After taking a year-long break from dating, I decided to get back into it. I went out with this guy I met on a dating app and we went for a hike as our first date. We had talked over the phone a couple of times prior to this and I had assumed we were going to hit it off. Nope.
So we go for this hike, right? I find out after a while that he forgot his water bottle. It’s hot and dry (high desert climate) and I, trying to be nice, offer him water if he needs. At first things are going okay. We are chatting, it’s awkward but that’s to be expected.
After a long time, we reach a part of the trail where it turns into a super steep, long-haul up this mountain. We decided to go up instead of turning around. Why, idk. It was *still* uncomfy and I could tell both of us wanted to bail and were kind of forcing conversation at this point.
We make it up this climb and I’m basically stuck with this dude who is dehydrated and is insistent we keep going.
Eventually, we just… run out of things to talk about? We turn around and pretty much hike in uncomfortable silence for like 45 min. Being more familiar with the area than he is, I take the lead to try and find the top of the climb we made, and I miss it. Since all the trails loop down to the parking area, we decided to keep walking instead of retracing our steps. Bad idea. We are now hiking the longest route and it’s another hour before we get back to the main trail that will lead us to the parking area.
So we are stuck together, in silence, this whole time and it is just SO uncomfortable. 15 minutes to the parking lot, we suddenly begin talking again as if *nothing* happened. We when get to our cars, he gives me a hug, said “let’s hang out again soon!” And we both booked it out of there. Never heard from that guy since.
Similar happened to me on my first "date." Now, I've never dated online until recently, because my straight female friend suggested it and signed me up for Hinge. Never been on for dating offline either. Matched and chatted with this guy, software developer, Italian, a bit shy. We went out for a park date. It was awkward because I was doing most of the talking. I'm shy too, sure. But he seemed nice, but there were no vibes going off for me. He asked if I drank, I said no. Never liked to drink alcohol, abs he seemed astonished that a British girl didn't drink. No worries, I've had it all my life. Always been the sensible nerd. No parties, no drugs, no alcohol. But we hugged at the end and he said we'd meet up after he went off on a solo hiking trip the next week. He never got back to me. Had a second date with a girl, (I'm open to dating just to push the boat our at this point) apparently me not riding a bike is a turn off, I never learnt and I wouldn't feel safe riding in the city. She basically said thanks, but no thanks, she wasn't sure what she was looking for, and I was fine with it. Other than that, nothing doing. I guess I'm boring, lol 😆
My first date was sitting with a girl and her parents, watching strictly come dancing. God I hated that show.
That reminds me of the time I was asked out but this Christian guy and his idea of a good date was dinner with his mother and reruns of touched by an angel
@@amarareed2432 Heh my sympathies. You should never meet the parents on a first date but it was my first ever date so my standards were very low.
Cookies. Works every time
Yeah I think people of certain age,really need to find a less mainstream dating pool,this ain't your grandparents or possibly parents dating rules,it's a true jungle out there
Yeah, considering my parents I'm not keen to follow their insane example.
13:50 king big craps
Jason’s car was still there because he was busy getting a hummer from the waitress . 😅
I love these
Funny stories
I don't remember ever having a bad date. What I do remember is having bad time with relationships when the woman got bored and left silently or I was done with too many demands and expectations that were unreasonable. Dating is not the hardest part for the man it's being on the market or maintaining a relationship either way it feels like walking on broken glass.
Great video, all terrible dates.
And this is why I stay single. As my Irish grandfather used to say, "You never find anyone good in a pub." And he was right, usually they'll turn out be violent, useless drunks, or cokeheads. This also includes clubs.
I don't know about the first one... if I'm in service and I KNOW exactly what a drink should taste like or at least ballpark and they keep messing up a simple drink I might send it back too. I'm not paying 10 bucks for a gross glass of carelessly made liquid. Like imagine you ordered a margarita and they destroyed it, just put in way too much triple sec and it was gross? YEA, you'd send it back too.
Most likely gonna get buried but it just happened to me today. Took a girl out who catfished me and was already talking to me about having kids and brought up her hard drug use to her recent ex boyfriend and after I noped out of that I went to get something to drink at a gas station and someone who was already trespassing started screaming that he's gonna shoot the place up and him and the clerk went and fought outside and it looked like he was gonna pull a gun out. Luckily though for anyone wondering I'm okay!
Funny that
As she would have expected the guy to pay for everything on the first date ....
Anyone else come here to feel better about their own relationship? 😂
In my own case it’s the lack of one and maybe to remind myself that there’s worse things than being single and lonely (I like to think that the odds are not in my favor when finding a match in the first place but it seems that dating is hell for a lot of people).
That and to learn what NOT to do on a date if the time ever comes, I have very little experience when it comes to this kind of thing.
What relationship?
You guys are getting relationships?? 😂 nah, even growing up in the early 00s I'm well clear of this crap!! 😂
@monus782 I totally agree! Don't consider myself much of a catch now, let alone when I was a teen. It was just something I never thought about. I'm just cool with doing my own thing and focusing on myself. You do you, and wishing you the best with the single life!! Imo this crap isn't worth it. Which includes my parents.
"-Ted you're on a date with Loreeta, Robots vs Wrestlers. - But Barney...
- No Ted, We already called off at your work, told your boss you had massive Haemorhoids.
-But Barney Why Massive? - Mosby, if you take a day off for haemorhoids they better be massive! Stinson out!" -How I met your mother
She made cookiz.. i love cookiz
“I love cookies”
Why is it always Applebee's
I never dated offline to start with. When I was a teen in the early 00s, it wasnt a thing. Then again, I was the shy nerdy bookworm who hung out in the library and played Pokémon and WoW in my spare time when the other girls talked about going clubbing and hooking up with guys every night. Plus, all the horror stories. I've only recently started online dating, and it's nothing doing. I never get far enough to get on one date, let alone a relationship. I'm not the sort of girl to just go off with anyone, and even if i could get into a relationship, i don't know if i could keep them. I barely have friends. But at the same time, all this dating and romance stuff is kind of pointless. There's more to life than running around after people who would just use you. Speaking for men and women here. Then again, maybe that's my own neglectful childhood and emotionless feeling coming out. Also, the asexual thing. I'm happy just doing my own thing and living for myself.
$10 whole dollars for 🤣
11:49 a dad joke I heard heard trying to find from Facebook took so long I don’t even think my dad even like it anymore
ice is meth LNAO
The avenged sevenfold reference was great
If she owns a cookie factory the MAY be a good point...
It's not stressfull to meet a big family all at once if you are in love and a stable person.
Biasa aja..Sy jarang berharap yg aneh aneh..
:P
Date: *Casually threatens like*
*Gets arrested*
Date: *Surprised pikachu face*