welcome Edgerunners tourists to my old video | Cyberpunk 2077 is a Fustercluck
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- Опубліковано 19 гру 2020
- Took me a bit to decide how I wanted to edit this up, and I like the end result. Game is too big and too story heavy for a proper story focused Fustercluck like my ArmA videos, but I still loved it and wanted to make a video on it. Ended up getting all the endings (save for the Secret one) on stream, so get check Twitch. The VODs are saved there, and you can watch the whole lot. No censor, either. :)
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Wow this game is so realistic, I can be rejected by a girl and drink myself to sleep.
Lol
cardboard box huh what this?
A cardboard box?
@DeadNinjutsu press X to doubt
@DeadNinjutsu i know what you're up to, Solid Snake.
Get rejected: check
Get shitfaced: check
Wake up in someone else’s pants: …not sure, who’s are these?
“You believed you have cheated Death, but it is Death that has cheated you.”
"And so, the V who cheated death in Kompeki Plaza, cheated death again..."
"Where's my fucking eddies, Reaper?"
"And the Night City was forever change-- fuck, the game bricked my PS4"
Yeah... name fits
Rimmy; *in the middle of very important meeting*
Judy; *calls*
Rimmy; "I gotta go!!!"
I have never felt something more in my entire life
call of judy
Yeah Panam is straight, you never had a chance Rimmy
But I do >:)
Yeah, it's weird, not literally every single person in a modern media piece being gay as the June breeze and out to fuck everyone that talks to them for longer than five minutes.
A true marvel.
Too female for a straight woman, too male for a lesbian.
@@ifu138 Judie would disegree with your statement
She friend zoned me the first time so I friend zoned her forever.
That Trigger joke at the end now is actually funnier retroactively given Edgerunners is a thing lol
15:00 can we just appreciate that the key to drink your beer after getting rejected was F
All options are selected with F tho lol.
*Press F to drink away the pain*
9:34 all I can hear is V screaming in a posh British accent: "Bitches love cannons!!!"
Came down here looking for this comment!
Hellsing Abridged was an amazing series, and the original (though it should go without saying).
My thoughts as well.
Abridged Seres is from Leeds you cannot get less posh! XD
@@thesandwich5321 Honestly all british English sounds a little posh to me :'D But I guess that's a matter of perspective, really ;)
"She just went to a brothel to talk to someone and hold hands." Yeah, sounds like something I'd do. So immersive!
Interestingly there are Catholic saints who went to brothels just to preach to the prostitutes.
@@Zorro9129 "preach" I assume
Yep praying on their knees
That’s actually an option. They call it “The Girlfriend Experience”
Thats a common trope in artsy farsty movies I heard
Kreig Guardsmen: sees shovel gameplay *heavy breathing*
MMMMFFFFFHHHH!!!
Krieg guardsman in general:
Heavy breathing
why does the krieg not replace hand with shovel?
9:33
“Get that influencer a cannon. Influencers love cannons.”
I personally prefer the Tech "revolver" I accidentally crafted.
it was the literal embodiment of a hand cannon
one shot reload, but it was basically a handheld railgun that fired shots which also exploded, did so much damage that most things, including those mech things Arasaka has, were one shot kills. And of course it could shoot through walls.
Plus it having only 1 round synergised with the skill that gave handguns bonus damage on the last round in the mag.
Only bad thing is it felt like I kind of cheated my way past the boss fights both at the end of Act 2, and during the final mission. It couldn't oneshot them, but it made them feel kind of trivial, especially with cyberware to slow time in order to get perfect headshots.
15:30
Rimmy: "I HAVE A CANNON"
My mind: "B*TCHES LOVE CANNONS"
Thanks for getting Hellsing Abridged in my head again Rimmy.
It never left.
Very enthusiastic cyberwalks.
LMAO at that title change.
The "goddammit trigger" at the end has taken on a whole new meaning lol
This game is swinging from intense drama to meme in a split of second everytime i play because of some bugs
But i insist
Shooting through 5 walls in ther head of a punk with a antimaterial rifle is not a bug, it's a feature i like.
Well, it has the word "anti-material" for a reason, I suppose.
@Libtards cant Silence me I mean it's open world, there's a fuck load to explore and it's an rpg. so I'm guessing you're wrong or haven't played it much.
@Libtards cant Silence me Ima have to agree with ShySpaceWolf there, I just finished my first main story ending after 90.8 hours of exploration and side quests and what not, and there are still so many to do and try in different ways.
@Libtards cant Silence me As someone who is playing on the Xbone, let me just agree with ShySpaceWolf and AlLiEcXr. You don't spend 28 hours straight exploring an open world and doing quests and side quests in a game that isn't an exploratory open world RPG. I can't give an exact amount of how much time I've logged into it, but I'd guess it's already past 60 or so hours.
To the games credit, on my Xbone it's only crashed about 10 or so times, but I've had way worse with Fallout: New Vegas, and if you try to convince people that FNV isn't an open world exploratory RPG and one of the best games out there, then boi I will quote Joker at you until you die of cringe.
That is straight up the Cobra Assault Cannon from Robocop!
ah, the Republic of Texas
is barbecue their currency? Because if it is, I would be poor after eating it all
Texas would totally make bullets into the currency, Metro style.
@Ghazi Blommel the Florida empire rises under the lead of the high Florida man
@@bubbasbigblast8563 that's both amazing and unfortunate, as commodity based currencies never really last for good reason
@@Gogglesofkrome Well, ysee, it's Military-grade ammunition that has highest value as a currency
Everyone uses the trash-tier hand-pressed stuff for USING
I thought it was hat sizes or is that the elector process in texas
Poor lad went to romance Panam but as a woman... rip, missed the best parts. First playthrough romancing Panam hits hard whichever ending you go.
I tried to Romance Judy as a Male V, I kinda shied away from Romance in my first playthrough after I figured I was not really going to live.
You know I just have been too used to all RPGs making all romance options Bisexuals that it was weird to hit on someone and them showing discomfort at the fact they just don't swing my way.
Well uh V is kinda a manin some ways mostly just 1 way though.
@@ilo3456 it's not possible infortunatly for male V
dont worry mods will make em bi
i romanced Panam as a female char and it was no problem, you just have give the right answers and you get tanksex
“Oh hey, a spade?”
*happy Iron Warrior noises*
_"Traitors with shovels?"_
*(Happy Krieg Guardsman noises)*
@@nielsmichiels1939 I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: if the Iron Warriors had remained loyal, the Death Korps would be their best buddies (to the extent to which two of the most dour factions of the setting can process the concept of “buddies”)
@@jordinagel1184
Iron warrior: _"Grunts."_
Krieg Guardsman: _"Gasmask noises."_
*(They both notice both of them favor shovels)*
Iron warrior: _"Respectful grunt."_
Krieg Guardsman: _"Respectful Gasmask noises."_
@@nielsmichiels1939At Sarajevo Seven, when the Death Korps actually faced Traitor Iron Warriors, they did this. So, unfortunately, I need to report you to the Inquisitors for leaking classified files.
Unless, of course, you're an Inquisitor yourself.
8:28 no no, he's the "Smaller Keanu" meme, it's come full circle at last!
Fucking love that the title was edited and now it’s getting pushed by YT again…
The new title jesus christ hes aware
I can't believe we got a Rimmy "Ara ara~" before a Mori Calliope "Ara ara~".
It is funny because if I remember female characters can’t get into a relationship with Panam
Oh really? I though he was just too aggressive... I mean I did it with Male V but played the long game. Ending was dope af.
They can get with Judy though who is a better character in my opinion.
@@disownership cap, panam the ride or die bitch and Judy just an emotional wreck
And male characters can't with judy..
My V went with Judy who came along with her, Panam and the nomads at the end. Honestly? Best ending.
*Sees him pull out a "cannon"*
*immediately thinks of Helsing Ultimate Abridged* "Bitches love cannons"
15:30
26:38 "Goddammit Trigger"
That aged beatifully
9:30
Alucard was right.
"Bitches love cannons"
*Hellsing abridged theme starts playing*
15:30
Glad to know Rimmy is keeping up with the times.
Trench Coat Pajama Man isn't sorry, he's the ultimate rebel, giving no damns about your corporate fashion, and giving the finger to the underworld's most overrated club.
Rimmy just wasn't ready for that level of raw, sexual power.
Trenchcoat pajama man was prepared for Zoom meetings.
King of kings, chad of chads.
This city deserves a V2 strike from pixy
You need a timestamp in this comment so people can experience the majesty
Thought the same. That dudes a straight beast. He gives no fucks.
8:04 believe it or not rimmy people going to brothels to just talk is a common occurrence here in the states because it's cheaper than a therapist
To true
Where in the States do you live? It's the furthest thing from legal in any of the states I've visited.
That and brothels offer the post nut clarity that therapists don't
@@arfbark3924 It's legal in Nevada, and just because it isn't legal anywhere else doesn't mean that people don't do it.
@@VancePetrol I'm aware but common sense says you don't admit to partaking in it on the internet. And I really don't feel like I should be as surprised about Nevada as I am. Love your username though.
You actually changed the title of this video, madlad
I've been waiting for this and Maxors video, thanks for the early Christmas present rimmy
Same
15:07 last time I heard that song, it was with Constantine XI, the last Roman Emperor, singing it.
What a world we live in.
7:54 so Rimmy picks the "Day of Infamy" to say that, Ok...
I randomly was watching older videos from you when I noticed the title. Well played, well fucking played.
When i saw dex get his revolver out i said out loud "From where you are it must seen like 18-karat of bad luck. The truth is, the game was rigged from start"
Truth is, game was broken from the start.
Aye, too bad the story isnt appreciated because if the bugs and glitches
@@breadgod2895 animation glitches would be fine, but it gameplay bugs and bad ones.
what in the goddamn-
@@breadgod2895 Story is eh
@@mgunter None of the bugs on PC are game breaking. Only Console suffers on that account. The launch for Cyberpunk 2077 has reminded me a lot so far of the launch for Fallout: New Vegas: buggy as all hell, with a console experience that is literally unplayable. Big difference here is that CDPR have all the time they need to continue their bug fixes and polish the game, unlike Obsidian with New Vegas.
There's a good chance CP2077 will eventually reach the same Cult Classic status as New Vegas.
I love that you put in the Jamsheed sound lines when she fired that god damn rocket at 15:35 lmao
one RPG taliban go pfumb
Ah fuck is that what it is lmao
Definitely one of the best parts of this video.
I love the characterization of v that she's lonely and the moment a girl she likes rings she books it out of a meeting like 'sorry, got go' *shoom*
“Hack it with explosives”
-Rimmy, 2020
*CDPR makes buggy game*
Bethesda: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE MASTER!!!!
EA Anthem: Hold my Beer.
"Buggy". Bro, it has design flaws and transphobia out the ass
@@cpt.taselbymc8400
The only game in the industry to have the main character represent a true trans character is transphobic?
Like my problems is that game has some technical issues and the RPG character build and some early acts sucked
Yours seems pretty imagined
@@cpt.taselbymc8400 transphobia when you can make a guy with female parts or a girl with no female parts and a guys part... Ya no.. Not true at all this is the first AAA game to ever have that kind of customization.. I don't give a flying **** what crazies are saying that its transphobic I call total BS. Also pick a new name that name disrespects the marine corps, and officers.
Fallout 76: Hold my 🍺
9:57 he's that homeless japanese guy that looks like an anime protagonist.
that man was straight up my spirit animal
He is the protagonist of a point and click adventure game
He’s Chinese actually
9:45 huh...the anti-material rifle is actually anti-material
Hehehe, Love the new title, Rimmy.
OwO title change
I'm so glad when Rimmy encountered the T-posed Arasaka soldier he made the all powerful joke too.
Takemura is legit my favorite character in this game. His Voice acting, and the way he treats the PC is so Corp that I can't help but love him.
Soooooo, it's what happens when management forces devs to release the game before it's finished?
Yep
Kinda
The development structure seemed to be done in roughly 3 year development cycles stages over almost 9 years
Development would happen top management saw what was developed
Management nukes it
Repeat
Factor in 100 hour crunch and you can begin to see why the technical issues are pretty much everywhere I’m honestly shocked it could even be launched on a console they definitely didn’t test last gen consoles at all
@@tylerulfmann4586 True except the 9 years part.
There was never a big team working on it until 2016, a year after Witcher3 was released.
You get a ok game that breaks consoles and becomes the New Crysis!
it's what happens when you dump all your budget on marketing.
Futa tomboy, I see Rimmy is a man of culture.
Indeed he is.
Based
Didn’t stick with the heart eyes though
Tomboys should be pure, futa is not allowed.
@@Zorro9129 Futas are pure
*Censors using Tomo-chan*
Ah yes, I see you're a man of culture as well.
The Romance in first person is so fucking awkward
They should've made it a silent protagonist and only given voices to AIs, like Fallout and stuff.
@@s3dchr Honestly, that would've given so much freedom in terms of writing. It sucks that choosing your backstory doesn't affect much about your character's personality, gameplay, or traits. I just don't like how V's personality had to be watered down just to fit 3 of those backstories.
Seeing characters clip inside each other in 3rd person is worse, not even mass effect series did it
@Rill You mean like other great games that did that and it was fine/better than this? When you read dialogue options, you already have a voice in your head while reading them, you don't need a voice actor repeating it in their own tone.
@@s3dchr Is that a silent protag? Silent protags usually don't say anything, text or speech.
That's a very good view into the game right now.
It's great, badly optimized, full of bug and with the worst AI in the last decade.
But boy can it be fucking good.
@Sean Normoyle Just give it a few months.
@Sean Normoyle Hopefully the DLC are as amazing as Heart of Stone and Blood&Wines
I know at 9:33 he said, "I HAVE A CANNON :)"
Back of my mind I heard, "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS"
15:26 Glad to see Jamsheed is still around and using future RPG’s
I got confused by the title then realized rimmy updated it
Thanks for making these holidays easier to get through. Always love your content
8:39 that is literally just moistcritikal.
Did you say ‘only’ 5’6”?
Rimmi predicted edgerunner.
12:47 reminds me of Tenma talking about Pippa: "I like Pippa, so much I want punch face, understand feeling?" xD
I love how you can get hypnotist eyes but if you make them purple you’re just Hinata’s stupid cousin no matter who or how you play.
Rimmy: I have a canon
Me: Bitchs love canons
19:26 I see rimmy has unlocked and equipped the simp implant as well XD
Remember when Rimmy had green hair? He would have fit into the world just fine.
"Away down South in the land of traitors"
*Rattlesnakes and alligators*
come away, right away
come away, right away
@@mrdoot0730 Where cotton is king
And men are Chattels
@@plasticwalnut7650 Union boys will win the battles
Right away, come away , right away, come away
@@C4Cole05 We'll all go down to Dixie, away, away
Each Dixie boy must understand
That he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away, away, away, away
We'll all go down to Dixie
Away, away
We'll all go down to Dixie!
2:41 “Colonel, what’s a Russian gunship doing in Alaska?”
based renamepill
"If you're straight, well technically I've got a man in my head" wow, the layers to that statement
I can support Rimmy's claims of "FUCKING AWESOME!" in terms to the double jump.
I know the other leg mods have their place...but that double jump is SOOO satisfying.
20:59 - Fuck me, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! You just gained a subscriber.
Video rename?? "welcome Edgerunners tourists to my old video"??? New cyberpunk vid soon???
I literally was waiting for this before watching any playthrough
The media in the game: CyberPsychosis is not a thing. There's nothing to worry about.
Game: 10:42
21:45 The return of the best weapon from Far Cry 5
I love the editing for the intro btw, great work!
“Good damn it Trigger” speaking of I wonder how that anime is coming along
18:22
every speedrunner liked that
The mega brain move
1:10 This is the last place I was expecting to get Ara-Ara'd in but I'm not complaining.
Johnny: “Only two willing to spread their legs for you, sad.”
Me about to top Kerry Eurodyne and make him watch: *>: )*
That's not the one you want to to troll Johnny. Romancing River is what gets under Johnny's skin.
Fun fact, Following the River originally had a different quest name during development, and they changed it because it was too on the nose:
Fuck The Police
@@magni5648 OH COME ON THATS JUST OBVIOUS
2:17 rimmy the people screaming weren't run over they were pushed off buildings.
"what are you doing with my car?"
Rimmy-"my youtuber senses are tingling"
i wish i knew which youtuber because that would be interesting
@@nightflash4782 charalanahzard
Wait did change the title because of Edge Runners
I think we can all appreciate cyberpunk 2077s story, it's so good it's just unfortunate that this is overshadowed by the games bugs and glitches that no one looks at the story
I thought the story was great. However the bugs, poor AI, awful ui, piss poor map, glitches, terrible driving etc. This should have been a linear single player game at least it would have worked (possibly).
If it weren't so buggy it would wipe the floor with awards for its story - there are issues and valid criticism but when a game's dialogue comes up with the questions/answers I am expecting/wanting to use that means somebody did a damn good job
19:10 e-celebrity in the junkyard, how poetic...
The Delamain ramming you at the beginning is on purpose. Starts the Delamain questchain
Panam best girl
Edit: 15:07 your meme privileges have been revoked
Edit 2: 16:18 trauma teams are OP because irs a crime filled hell hole where the paramedics are more strapped than the cops, also max body prevents you getting one shot by the trauma team but only barely
Rimmy: Laughs at Bad Dragon character name
Those in the know: Well, well, well, Rimmy is even more of a degenerate then we thought.
c'mon. people know what bad dragon is.
Thought this was gonna be an hour with how many bugs you found but Im happy you uploaded regardless
I enjoyed most of the videos you make they are all really funny. They must take forever to do
4:02 if they actually did that with the theme of the game getting louder, that wouldve been badass.
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF COTTON OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTON LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY DIXIELAND
Ich bin ein Kind aus Dixie is the best version
ua-cam.com/video/LLCndwqR13Q/v-deo.html
Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattels
Union boys will win the battles
Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
@@admiralthrawnbar4899 We all go down to Dixie, away, away
Each Dixie boi must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
@@artski09 You know, after hearing the german Battle hymn of the Republic I should not be surprised that there is also a german version of Dixie. Still sounds weird as hell.
22:01 who will win
a man with top-of-the-line cybernetics, replacing nearly 90% of his human body
a broken shovel
Well, a magical broken shovel.
(It's literally the Caretaker's Spade from Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone.)
The spinning gave me a flash back to the YTP era
4:52 Re-used Portal 2 ending music!
Digby: ALL I DID WAS PISS IT OFF (15:32)
9:15
"oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.
...
...
OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!"
god that was a wild stream. glad to have been there. Love the CANNON.
Never thought I'd hear "Despacito" and "Bad Dragon" in the same video.
Honestly I’m with Rimmy on the “I’ll die” option.
What else is there to do? You’ve peaked, you’ve done the best you could. Now you’ll spend forever pining for a moment that will never be achieved again. What point is there carrying on if you’ve already reached the peak?
Very hedonistic attitude for a hedonistic character.
Either clear the path for those to come, or line it with blood to cement your claim.
Do better, that's what you do. Top your previous achievement. Die in the attempt if you must, but a person must constantly exceed their own level.
I can't wait to have fun with this when its on sale and several patches from now
Rimmy @19:16 "That's a UA-camr, isn't it...?"
Me: "Hey, it's Alannah!"