Half-Life: Alyx is a Fustercluck (Full Game Playthrough)

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  • @tonymartin1913
    @tonymartin1913 4 роки тому +1965

    Rimmy: "what are you going to do hop at me."
    Antlion: it's only a flesh wound

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 4 роки тому +62

      TIS BUT A SCRATCH

    • @fizhee
      @fizhee 4 роки тому +27

      @@skimpadimp6373 We'll call it a draw

    • @GGPlex_
      @GGPlex_ 4 роки тому +14

      A flesh wound? you’re entire leg is off!

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 4 роки тому +12

      @@GGPlex_ come on you panzy

    • @ArgonYouTube
      @ArgonYouTube 4 роки тому +9

      I’M INVINCIBLE!!!

  • @sukositb
    @sukositb 4 роки тому +1868

    Get new weapon
    Rimmy: damn this thing is cool.
    Get to hold a crowbar
    Rimmy:Laughs in excitement.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 4 роки тому +135

      I mean Everyone that has played the rest of the half life games Will tell you that the worst warcrimes in history of mankind had been comitted by THAT crowbar.

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 роки тому +97

      That crowbar is one of the most iconic weapons in video game history, right alongside Doom's BFG 9000 and Halo's energy sword. You see that crowbar and you know exactly what series we're talking about and who's going to be holding it.

    • @marci1380
      @marci1380 4 роки тому +35

      @@RobMustDie482 To be fair for Halo it's more like the Assault Rifle or the Magnum that's iconic, and for Doom it has to be the double barrel shotgun

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest 4 роки тому +39

      @@marci1380 how the double-barrel shotgun is treated as a sort of holy relic to the doom slayer in doom eternal is honestly one of the best things in that game.

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 роки тому +19

      @@marci1380 my point is they're iconic. You see them and you know the series they're from.

  • @churchson1048
    @churchson1048 4 роки тому +6669

    it took them 13 years to move the timeline forward 15 BLOODY SECONDS. then again this is a great game so I forgive valve

    • @wahlex841
      @wahlex841 4 роки тому +245

      Move forward? They kinda rewrote it. Im confus.

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 4 роки тому +471

      Here's the bigger deal:
      I think they just used this new VR game as the springboard for Half Life 3.

    • @yuithekitsune
      @yuithekitsune 4 роки тому +109

      Vaperius let’s see who finishes a half life 3 first tho because project borealis is still in development

    • @glassdtomato4046
      @glassdtomato4046 4 роки тому +123

      The next game would come out 15 years later as the timeline advanced 15 seconds.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 роки тому +94

      @@yuithekitsune Thing is that there is now a completely different timeline of events and that is where they are going to go from.

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 4 роки тому +104

    I was just watching Steve praising plain rice. He would have loved water flavour

  • @ellorax6136
    @ellorax6136 4 роки тому +164

    No one:
    A random vortigaunt: S U S T I N E N C E

  • @DrunkPopTart4
    @DrunkPopTart4 4 роки тому +14

    Russell's never lonely in the apocalypse, he's dowloaded every porn site in existance.

  • @thebritishpatriot7806
    @thebritishpatriot7806 4 роки тому +2

    Rimmy “we’re literally never moving the timeline”
    Game “hold my beer”

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 роки тому

    Subscribed. This is the best HLA play through I’ve seen.

  • @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea
    @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea 4 роки тому

    Being able to attack things with props would make this game 100 times better

  • @EC23331
    @EC23331 20 днів тому

    5:59 literally before rimmy get hit by the barrel, an advert of a WW2 game starts with We’ll meet again 😂 🤣

  • @dillonleon5558
    @dillonleon5558 4 роки тому +45

    So it took valve ten years and a new platform to make a new half-life. so by my calculations when we’re all downloading ourselves into computers and a thousand years for hl3?

    • @brianlance8263
      @brianlance8263 4 роки тому +6

      More likely HL3 will have already happened by the time Valve makes it.

    • @32BitJunkie
      @32BitJunkie 4 роки тому +1

      @@brianlance8263 Well the games take place in the 1980s and early 2000s I think, so

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 роки тому

      Statistically speaking I'd expect two more games on this platform. Valve (ironically) seems to work in threes with Half Life. On the first platform (GoldSrc, environmental storytelling) we got:
      Half-Life
      Blue Shift
      Opposing Force
      And Decay if you want to count that.
      On the second platform (Source, physics engine) we got:
      HL2
      HL2:E1
      HL2:E2
      On the new platform (Source 2, VR and modern graphics) we've had one game so far. So assuming there's a pattern, that means we can expect at least one more, likely two.
      Edit: Source Engine also had Lost Coast. So it's been one base game and three expansions per platform, more or less.

    • @sinon7000
      @sinon7000 4 роки тому

      @@Sammie1053 well lost coast doesn't technically count since its just a scrapped part of the base hl2

  • @starch_tuber1778
    @starch_tuber1778 4 роки тому

    So... is Anyone gonna talk about that FUCKING PERFECT PLACEMENT OF AN AD AT 5:59 ??!!

  • @grinmace4834
    @grinmace4834 3 роки тому

    i love how as soon as the barrel comes an ad plays.

  • @theninjaguy2
    @theninjaguy2 4 роки тому

    When you called Judith Mossman "Edith Mossberg" I wanted to put my face through my computer screen.
    Great video btw.

  • @CrossBorderNerds
    @CrossBorderNerds 4 роки тому +6

    "Eideth Mossberg"
    Y Shame.

  • @Dantarn
    @Dantarn 4 роки тому +1

    The only thing that disappointed me was the drop in quality of the writing. A lot of the dialogue felt like it was written by a Marvel writer instead of someone who's worked on Half Life and knows how to make the characters come off as intelligent. Something that thankfully changes when someone comes in at the end and the writing kicks it into high gear once more.

  • @MrFishman55
    @MrFishman55 4 роки тому

    Nobody:
    Me, when I have spotted one (1) cold cheeseborgar in the fridge: SUSTENANCE!

  • @ThePhoneix999
    @ThePhoneix999 4 роки тому +1

    And for HL3 valve will be releasing it on their full dive VR system. The nervegear.

  • @JimmyQuestionMark
    @JimmyQuestionMark 4 роки тому

    5:58
    Rimmy- gets hit by barrel
    UA-cam- WelCOmE tO TerRaColOR

  • @that_british_person3421
    @that_british_person3421 4 роки тому +1

    I had actual chills from the ending holy fuck

  • @thedocto3602
    @thedocto3602 4 роки тому

    You’re the only one I’ve seen so far that actually racks the pistol slide.

  • @johngun4377
    @johngun4377 3 роки тому

    “I downloaded the internet before the war”
    I’m sorry to hear that

  • @ericgilchrist7280
    @ericgilchrist7280 4 роки тому +2

    "Think about the noises jeffy..." Godspeed jeff, godspeed.

  • @jimbo491
    @jimbo491 4 роки тому +1

    PULL THE LEVER KRONK!
    *Eli fucking dies*

  • @michaelatanasio223
    @michaelatanasio223 4 роки тому +1

    "We're litterally never moving the timeline are we?"
    Wait.... What if the gimmick of the next half-life game ends up being time travel. Is all this foreshadow?
    Mind- blown!

  • @salade2725
    @salade2725 4 роки тому

    big brain theory time bois: that nudge g-man talked about was him releasing Gordon to help NUDGE the combine off earth. also they weren't talking how Gordon raised HELL in black mesa but how g-man raised hell in black mesa (the nuke,etc)

    • @salade2725
      @salade2725 4 роки тому

      also valve WHERE THE F*** IS HALF LIFE 3

  • @denormative
    @denormative 4 роки тому

    Was half asleep watching this, and really perked up at the ending music. It really is really good.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 роки тому

    "Obscure scientist" of course referring to Doctor Breen.

  • @proudnhello1294
    @proudnhello1294 4 роки тому

    At 28:48 on the right side of the credits, the last name just says YouWorkForThem. Idk what that means, just that it's probably not an actual credit.

  • @sagey08
    @sagey08 3 роки тому +1

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that he predicted that its G-man?

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 3 роки тому

    The gal at 15:50 is voiced by the lead actress in Fear the Walking Dead, Kim Dickens.

  • @GabrielEduardo888
    @GabrielEduardo888 4 роки тому

    That fucking post credit scene... THEY'RE LETTING US DREAM.

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 4 роки тому

    You open the vault and it's just a fucking Astartes.

  • @alexandre007opa
    @alexandre007opa 2 роки тому

    Puts mag extension in gun, only puts one mag anyway

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому

    It's funny how Gordon Freeman is concidered a man sized nuke

  • @avatarx590
    @avatarx590 4 роки тому

    5:58 I got an ad on perfect timing right there

  • @ayeyojimbo
    @ayeyojimbo 4 роки тому

    No matter where you are at, he’ll throw the mag to you.

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому

    I have never been happier over getting a fucking crowbar.

  • @Johnny_Boy503
    @Johnny_Boy503 4 роки тому

    2:50 Playing Scout in a nutshell

  • @konstantin88181
    @konstantin88181 3 роки тому

    16:26 Mossberg is a shotgun=) Her name is Mossman =)

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf 4 роки тому

    Valve can be actually fucking incredible at making games when they get out of their money piles and sit down and do something. And now I have to wait another 15 years for Half Life 3 in probably Neural Uplink or something and I won't be able to afford that, either.

  • @Leoofmoon
    @Leoofmoon 4 роки тому

    THAT is how you confirm Episode 3.

  • @alohadubs7683
    @alohadubs7683 4 роки тому

    0:40 today I learned Rimmy watches SteveMRE1989.

  • @Wobblybob2004
    @Wobblybob2004 4 роки тому

    I hadn't seen the after credit part. I thought they had retconned the whole of HL2. So now what? HL2 Episode 3 to rescue Judith on the Borealis or HL3 to find Alyx?

  • @jakefoxx7978
    @jakefoxx7978 3 роки тому

    Yes, this is Starship Troopers

  • @m.a.5
    @m.a.5 4 роки тому

    11:59 Isn't it one of the big zombies of the opposing force game

  • @Nevermore2790
    @Nevermore2790 4 роки тому

    "What if it's not Gordon who's locked in, but it's the G-Man? What if he's the one locked in?"
    That's some foreshadowing you predicted at the end of this video... XD

  • @GronGrinder
    @GronGrinder 4 роки тому

    Half-Life 3 is happening. IT FUCKING IS.

  • @JustanerOwO2001
    @JustanerOwO2001 4 роки тому

    And now thinking about it, if this game has Co-op mode! 😱😍

  • @135Fenrir
    @135Fenrir 4 роки тому

    "This is the moment you watch your father die...Unless..." AD for quitting Vaping.

  • @agentwash1
    @agentwash1 4 роки тому

    Tell me about the rabbits, Lennie....

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 4 роки тому

    It only took them 13 years to advance the plot 40 seconds. I'm sure we'll get HL3 before the heath death of the universe.

  • @4451-john
    @4451-john 4 роки тому

    G-Man = Gordan Man. MIND BLOWN, yeah?

  • @Enragedivy
    @Enragedivy 4 роки тому

    hoooold up was that a nier automata reference with a robotic become as gods?

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 4 роки тому

    Still ... The game looks sooo goood, and the dialogs are so funny

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 4 роки тому

    “Breaking news! Local man eats head crab and goes insane!”

  • @lealien9247
    @lealien9247 4 роки тому

    I don't understand why the G-man need Alyx when he has Adrian Shepard in the container?

    • @rookiesru7271
      @rookiesru7271 4 роки тому +1

      Well, there was debate if Opposing Force/BlueShift etc. was canon or not among fans. Then somebody (can't remember who atm but it was a developer) said, "There is no canon." So, I don't know. I'd assume G-Man has an entire collection of people in stasis for jobs. Maybe we will see Adrian Shep in HL3, I hope.

  • @Ubelhardt
    @Ubelhardt 4 роки тому

    wait, could you grab the corpses and use them as shields in this?

  • @alphaxbox3728
    @alphaxbox3728 4 роки тому

    A SteveMRE reference. Hell yah brother

  • @cosmicowl3983
    @cosmicowl3983 4 роки тому

    now just 10 more years so they can release hl:alyx 2 and another 20 to portal vr

  • @DanDanAtomicMan8701
    @DanDanAtomicMan8701 4 роки тому

    Plot twist the combine are space American's.

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 роки тому +1

    The quality of this game is amazing, but it just proves what a joke it is that we don’t have Half-Life 3 yet.

  • @inthexis2088
    @inthexis2088 4 роки тому

    The end of this video was just:
    Yo
    Yoooo
    YOOOOOOOO
    Y O O O O O O O O O O O O
    *Y O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O*

  • @snaptrak3680
    @snaptrak3680 4 роки тому +1

    Literal chills...

  • @petersmith6513
    @petersmith6513 4 роки тому

    The voice actor who you called "Australian" is Rhys Darby. You have forfeited your citizenship, Rimmy.

  • @nerosoul2506
    @nerosoul2506 3 роки тому

    Welp at least we got "Off a rail" finally

  • @stiky5972
    @stiky5972 4 роки тому

    Wait, so we waited 13 years for a few hours of gameplay?

  • @NightStorm1000
    @NightStorm1000 4 роки тому

    They made a 8-10 Hour Half Life 3 Announcement Game. How about that EA, Ubisoft and the Rest? Valve Flexing like the madlads they are again.

  • @MrGlobbits
    @MrGlobbits 4 роки тому

    Your move, Epic.

  • @Cursedzeba
    @Cursedzeba 3 роки тому

    So I guess this means
    Half Life 4 confirmed

  • @potatogaming3491
    @potatogaming3491 4 роки тому

    Wait... HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

  • @ThePhoneix999
    @ThePhoneix999 4 роки тому

    Downloaded the internet.
    Translation: downloaded wikipedia

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 роки тому

      prolly went to the main server and nicked their harddrives.

  • @pumpkindelirious1589
    @pumpkindelirious1589 4 роки тому

    Im still curios what happened to the cat

  • @TheIARM
    @TheIARM 4 роки тому

    Would love to watch but I’ll have to finish the game first :D

  • @Legion7734
    @Legion7734 4 роки тому +2303

    Can we count the ending as a HL3 confirmed? I know it's a century old meme at this point but Gordon Freeman picking up crowbar can mean only one thing: It's time to kick ass and join the science team once more.

    • @nihil2157
      @nihil2157 4 роки тому +267

      also look with how many fingers he fixes his glasses behind g-mans back

    • @Legion7734
      @Legion7734 4 роки тому +178

      @@nihil2157 Yeah you're right. Didn't see it the first time but now that you said it I saw it too. So I guess in thirteen years from now we get HL3 XD

    • @whatever6223
      @whatever6223 4 роки тому +283

      Well, as Gabe and others said in the interviews, it all depends on how well Alyx does in sales and stuff. Provided Alyx has been received excellently so far and that people bought more Index headsets than Valve has anticipated, HL3 is quite a strong possibility at this point

    • @Irish1996
      @Irish1996 4 роки тому +67

      @@whatever6223 please i need the continuation of the half life series with these graphics

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 роки тому +125

      @@whatever6223
      VR is cool and all, but I hope Half Life 3 is on normal hardware.

  • @jwbick4511
    @jwbick4511 4 роки тому +2442

    SUSTENANCE FOR THE SUSTENANCE GOD FORBIDDEN CHICKEN FOR THE FORBIDDEN THRONE!!!

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 4 роки тому +51

      A fifth chaos god

    • @jdavis9817
      @jdavis9817 4 роки тому +12

      Sounds like Nurgle

    • @pada9358
      @pada9358 4 роки тому +12

      When nurgled and Khorne drink too much

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 роки тому +6

      @@valhalanguardsman2588 *6th the fifth is Malice or Malal or whatever we call him now

    • @Mayogus
      @Mayogus 4 роки тому +5

      @@sethleoric2598 he's not canon

  • @ethanhill851
    @ethanhill851 4 роки тому +757

    Alyx: Falls to her death
    Her father: ಠ_ಠ

    • @Kylesico912x
      @Kylesico912x 4 роки тому +40

      Don't forget the cheerful "Thanks!" As she's falling to her death.

  • @Nosplain47i
    @Nosplain47i 4 роки тому +2791

    “I downloaded the internet before the war”
    If only it were that easy

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 роки тому +191

      In 2004 quite easy

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 4 роки тому +258

      To be fair, the internet was much smaller when the war happened.

    • @whatever6223
      @whatever6223 4 роки тому +91

      @@SuperGman117 but the downloading speeds were slower as well

    • @mrerdermder3119
      @mrerdermder3119 4 роки тому +46

      Or he downloaded wikipedia

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 4 роки тому +279

      @@whatever6223 If Black Mesa and Aperture can exist, then Russel can download the internet.

  • @Bayonette
    @Bayonette 4 роки тому +1472

    End of the game: They won't just shove Gordon aside will they?
    Real end of the game: AT LAST MY ARM IS COMPLETE!

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 4 роки тому +571

    I'm digging this vortiguant evolution from
    Mildly annoying enemy to wise sages to deragend alien hobos.

    • @thestarglider
      @thestarglider 4 роки тому +79

      The Vort you meet cooking is slightly unhinged, but only because he was one of the original 'slaves', hence the metal attachments still on his head. He clearly has been screwed up mentally. The others? More likely just like the ones in HL2.

    • @paurepiccheeseman
      @paurepiccheeseman 4 роки тому +37

      MY BRAIN! IS INJURED!

    • @mrmaxguy65
      @mrmaxguy65 4 роки тому +13

      @@thestarglider no it's actually combine did something to his head

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 роки тому +12

      @@paurepiccheeseman OW!

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 2 роки тому +2

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but in water hazard I'm pretty sure there's a secret vortigaunt in a cave that is basically just that one crazy hobo stereotype

  • @L4sket
    @L4sket 4 роки тому +464

    I'd say that's a hell of a way to re enter the gaming scene. Seems they still haven't lost it after all those years. Now let's see if they go through with it.

    • @thesmilinggun-knight9646
      @thesmilinggun-knight9646 4 роки тому +13

      I don’t know why but I have this feeling they won’t

    • @clairedex
      @clairedex 4 роки тому +26

      @@thesmilinggun-knight9646 Considering they said they wanted to start making games now that VR is in a good state, I really think they will.
      However, I do hope they also start explorong new game ideas. I love portal and l4d, but I don't think I ever want another game in those franchises.

    • @thesmilinggun-knight9646
      @thesmilinggun-knight9646 4 роки тому +9

      @@clairedex yeah portal had good conclusion with portal two which is my favourite

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 4 роки тому +6

      @Melanin Farmer Half Life has always been about advancing the technical envelope.
      Sad to say Half Life will likely be a VR-exclusive franchise now.

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 4 роки тому

      You just all forgot about artifact huh?

  • @Okada_Caelun
    @Okada_Caelun 4 роки тому +953

    I'll have to say...
    I think this is the first time I've seen someone cause a time paradox by changing an event that was FORWARD in time

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 4 роки тому +54

      Dear god......

    • @inspector_beyond
      @inspector_beyond 4 роки тому +83

      I want to know how this lines up with known timeline. Did Alyx disappeare after attack of the Advisors? And after going out of prison, did she just forgot events with G-man and rest of the timeline went as it should be?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +122

      It's not a paradox though as much as G-man simply flexing on us. He has both perfect prediction ability and time travel. And then the relativity theory comes into play - how can you tell apart a vision of perfect prediction that you chose not to follow and reality that you chose to go back from and change it? For all intents and purposes they are the same.

    • @XxPugMasterxX22
      @XxPugMasterxX22 4 роки тому +10

      Yea this is a paradox because if your dad does not die and your hired you are not at the place That he dies at so it would hold no power over you because it would give warning to your past self not to do it and to not use your power

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 роки тому +47

      ​@@XxPugMasterxX22 not a paradox, because it simply doesn't happen anymore. literally nullified. how can something be paradoxical, if it never even happened? it becomes a split, and with that split, no change in the first timeline can cause anythng from the new timeline to shift, due to them no longer being interconnected by any form of fix-point that would have them reconnect if only for a short time.

  • @CappTF
    @CappTF 4 роки тому +265

    "We're never really moving the timeline, are we?"
    No, we're just gonna move it somewhere else

    • @pennding3415
      @pennding3415 4 роки тому +29

      We will take the time line and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

  • @sirmvnch
    @sirmvnch 4 роки тому +1056

    Rimmy can no longer afford both his sustenance and his therapy. Rimmy must now contemplte the consequences of his actions, and the dark nature of what he has gone through on his own... Love the content, keep it up man! :)

    • @luc-zq7ku
      @luc-zq7ku 4 роки тому +15

      he must release the man, the king of rockmania . Rimmy must become .... keneth

    • @optoclawonline9326
      @optoclawonline9326 4 роки тому +2

      @@luc-zq7ku damn it you beat me to it

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 4 роки тому +1

      do not summon kenneth

    • @orderofdusk2382
      @orderofdusk2382 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ghostx357 Don't worry that probably won-
      Hold on, oh...
      So I've just been informed that Keneth has breached extra-dimensional isolation...
      Reports aren't entirely clear but he may be heading for Florida to "Show the pretender who's boss".

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 3 роки тому +1

      @@orderofdusk2382 I’m driving him there.

  • @saviouragt9568
    @saviouragt9568 4 роки тому +523

    "You changed the timeline?"
    Valve: "Yep."
    "So Half Life 3 is happening?
    Volvo: "Half Life Lazslo."

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 4 роки тому +34

      ok but real talk i'd be down for a half life lazslo. just make it a weird wacky side adventure that ends in tragedy. do all kinds of crazy stuff in the half-life universe, explore all kinds of story that you wouldn't do with the main characters.

    • @kennyfauste6901
      @kennyfauste6901 3 роки тому +8

      Nah half life Barney all day

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 3 роки тому +7

      @@kennyfauste6901 Soooo... Half Life: Blue Shift 2?

    • @gasmaskcitizenoldchannel8299
      @gasmaskcitizenoldchannel8299 3 роки тому +5

      @@WisteriaDrake Hard liight blue shit

    • @Mobysimo
      @Mobysimo 2 роки тому +2

      @@WisteriaDrakeBlue Shift 2, the drive out of New Mexico

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream 4 роки тому +908

    Headcrabs ain't bad. It's all about the sauce..

    • @geckoindisguise1855
      @geckoindisguise1855 4 роки тому +20

      Don't forget the seasoning.

    • @TheOdst219
      @TheOdst219 4 роки тому +19

      Antlion tastes horrible no matter what you do.

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 4 роки тому +28

      **WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE**

    • @CrossBorderNerds
      @CrossBorderNerds 4 роки тому +3

      "A man can get lost in the sauce, but the same man can be lost without the sauce." -Gucci Mane

    • @jeangreffsbp
      @jeangreffsbp 4 роки тому

      But what about the poison ones?

  • @CommanderCharms
    @CommanderCharms 4 роки тому +716

    So, basically, in exchange for saving her father in the timeline where Gordon accepts the GMAN's offer, Alyx is supplemented as Gordon's replacement, presumably so that she can effectively do what Gordon did. IIRC, Alyx was supposed to die in the mineshaft after she was impaled by the Hunter, but the Vortigaunts prevented that from happening, and so Eli was subsequently killed before he could properly expose the GMAN's plot regarding the Borealis.

    • @TesserLink
      @TesserLink 4 роки тому +152

      the timeline is sort of the same. gman wants alyx because in the beginning of hl2 e1 gman is not happy that the vortigaunt push him away and Gordon will not help anymore, so now he was looking for someone else to replace him. gman wanted eli to die so that he could use it in the past as a way to persuade alyx to unknowing start working for him. the future is the same just eli is now alive and at that exact moment the gman took alyx into stasis. my guess is after this encounter in this game with the gman her memory of this encounter is wiped and place back to live on the next 5 years until gordon stops cooperating so then she will take his place.

    • @vijayvishwa6512
      @vijayvishwa6512 4 роки тому +53

      @@TesserLink but is it implied that Gordon refuses to work for gman? I mean the vorts themselves repel the g man away without asking for Gordon's consent. I don't understand how the events of hl2 took place with alyx if she's put on stasis post half life alyx. If she had gravity gloves and did all those adventurous things, then why doesn't she or eli ever mention about that. Also I feel they could've gone into the flashbacks and shown how both eli and alyx were saved by g man. Black mesa incident in VR would've been dope.
      Also what happens to Russell? Does he die?

    • @anonysalt
      @anonysalt 4 роки тому +59

      Sleeper agent. Sometime after Alyx they find her with memories missing, then HL2 ensues. She activates once her dad *dies*.

    • @ninjasiren
      @ninjasiren 4 роки тому +36

      The story of HL: Alyx is sort of in between 1 and 2 but the conclusion of Alyx rewrites the story of HL2.
      In HL2, Gordon was released from stasis to end the Combine's control on Earth.
      And one of the consequences of that is at HL2:EP2 where Alyx should have died at the mineshaft from a hunter. But the vorts revived Alyx, so the consequences is Eli will be killed.
      And Gordon refuses to help GMan, which is not good for GMan. So Gman went back in time to lure Alyx in a previous date. (GMan contained) That's HL:Alyx storyline, Alyx said she wants the Combine be gone on Earth and Eli to live, so the consequences is being hired by Gman and Gordon is no longer hired, and placed into stasis or something.
      Therefore, HL:Alyx rewrites the story. Where the end of HL2:EP2, Eli dies and Gordon refuses to help GMan and makes Gordon let off the hook and placed into stasis or something, Gman travelled back in time to lure Alyx (HL:Alyx story) and hires Alyx to be Gordon's replacement in the HL2 storyline. It's like HL2 never happened, and Gordon never left stasis.
      Remember, Mark Laidlaw's post on his blog of the what should have been HL2:EP3 story. That screwed Valve on continuing the story of Gordon. So they did Alyx to rewrite the story of Half-Life. Whatever story happened in HL2 and all of its episodic content is virtually non-existent after HL:Alyx. Because of GMan does not want Gordon anymore, as the Vorts is pushing Gordon away from GMan, now it's most likely the story of Alyx.

    • @vijayvishwa6512
      @vijayvishwa6512 4 роки тому +36

      @@ninjasiren you got it totally wrong. You can see Gordon in the post credit scene from the end of ep 2 and eli knows gman took alyx which means ep2 is canon. What I don't understand is how come both eli and alyx don't mention anything about it. Also what happens to Russell? . I feel the story has not been explained properly.

  • @Someone-lr6gu
    @Someone-lr6gu 4 роки тому +989

    SUSTENANCE, also known as THE FORBIDDEN CHICKEN.

    • @Vgorb
      @Vgorb 4 роки тому +13

      It isn't forbidden if you eat it and its gone

    • @Zomtism
      @Zomtism 4 роки тому +8

      The forbidden chicken calls to me

    • @Vgorb
      @Vgorb 4 роки тому +5

      @@Zomtism eat it

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 4 роки тому +9

      ***FORBIDDEN CHRISTMAS CHICKEN***

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 4 роки тому +5

      "We might call em crabs, but they sure as hell don't taste like crab"

  • @Kingcoolbat
    @Kingcoolbat 4 роки тому +123

    Imagine a game like Metro or Stalker in this type of format, utterly terrifying... I literally just heard him say I'm little stalker as I was writing this. XD

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 роки тому +11

      Now I can just imagine grabbing a Snork by the mask filter and swinging him like a mace.

    • @Kingcoolbat
      @Kingcoolbat 4 роки тому +5

      @@epion660 YEET!

    • @Queerienlannister
      @Queerienlannister 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine bloodsuckers....

    • @Kingcoolbat
      @Kingcoolbat 4 роки тому +4

      @@Queerienlannister True terror, would never sleep again.

    • @stantrien8106
      @stantrien8106 4 роки тому +3

      You know such a game is coming SOMETIME next decade, it's the logical progression.

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +670

    so theres this funny interaction between you and the dude if you dont use the healing station immediently that is pretty funny, ill just put it in text form here for your convenience
    "oh good, a combine healing station"
    "ok and? dont the combine use these?"
    "so?"
    "are these safe for humans?"
    "of course, well i think. i use them all the time, does wonders."
    "okay..."
    [alyx vance mild ow sounds for the whole time]
    "hey, youre right. thats amazing."

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 4 роки тому +40

      It's injecting straight bug drugs into your hand

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 роки тому +3

      Alyx is best girl

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 4 роки тому +5

      *_*slight breath moan_**

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +14

      @@thezambambo2184 technically by cannon those are antlion larvae and their inside stuff has healing properties, hence why in episode two when you crush them the yellow stuff gives you 1-3 health points

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 4 роки тому +9

      @@Ribbons0121R121 Oooh, I knew about the Antlion Larvae, I thought the jar bugs were just another random bug from Xen

  • @asteck113
    @asteck113 4 роки тому +224

    The Timeline was changed, oh my god, they did it without counting to 3

    • @DetectiveLwegi
      @DetectiveLwegi 4 роки тому +31

      No HL3 skipping straight to 4

    • @steven.2602
      @steven.2602 4 роки тому +24

      @@DetectiveLwegi If they call the next game half life 4 i will laugh my pants off

    • @chestertamayo1894
      @chestertamayo1894 4 роки тому +1

      @@steven.2602 don't they already? Is in "Left *4* Dead"

    • @felswinter7938
      @felswinter7938 4 роки тому +5

      @@chestertamayo1894
      I think the 4 in that title is in reference to the 4 characters, not the number of games

    • @voldy3565
      @voldy3565 4 роки тому +2

      @@DetectiveLwegi Nah, it's gonna be half life 2 season 2 episode 1.

  • @cannon_1239
    @cannon_1239 4 роки тому +1279

    The head crab was joked to look like a turkey thats why one was in the freezer

  • @alfrazalam101
    @alfrazalam101 4 роки тому +143

    holy alternate timelines batman!
    RETRACT STATMENT THAT ENDING

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 4 роки тому +15

      With time traveling and manipulation, they can essentially retcon the game as much as they like.
      Shepard the soldier is still in the void for who knows how long... Maybe alex vance teams up with him in a future title.

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 4 роки тому +4

      @@dra6o0n imagine three-player co-op game where player one is Gordon Freeman, player two is Adrian Shepard, and player three is Alyx Vance

    • @mortuossaeculi5782
      @mortuossaeculi5782 4 роки тому

      @@KitKatHexe And player 4 is that robot holding the crowbar that I dont remember.

    • @screamingstrings76
      @screamingstrings76 4 роки тому +3

      @@mortuossaeculi5782 D0G? Nah, player 4 would be Barney

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 4 роки тому

      @@screamingstrings76 Nah, player 4 would be the brain-damaged, "SUSTENANCE!" Vortigaunt.

  • @jurgenronaaz4695
    @jurgenronaaz4695 4 роки тому +56

    "Has been unwilling or unable" BINCH WE BEEN WAITING FOR THIRTEEN YEARS to "perform the tasks laid before" us!
    Don't you vague me, G-Man!
    Also Michael Shapiro *killing it* as G-Man as usual, well done sir!

  • @user-ph8bt8tt8o
    @user-ph8bt8tt8o 4 роки тому +540

    Is this what the science team has become

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 4 роки тому +60

    “We’re literally never moving the timeline are we?”
    *literally completely changes the cliffhanger at the end of Episode 2*

    • @goldiemum3991
      @goldiemum3991 4 роки тому +2

      And I bet this Ep2 cliffhanger was it that prevented Valve from making the next episode all those years. I've seen that often enough with fanfiction. The more "insane" (aka really good or suspensefull) a cliffhanger is, the less like is it for the writer to continue. Finding a way out of near impossible situations or too drastic plot-changers appears to be near impossible. Or Valve might've found a way to continue the Half-Life story BEFORE they made HL:Alyx. But I'm glad they offered the chance to undo Eli's death.

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 4 роки тому +779

    Half-Life: Alyx
    aka
    Half-Life: Valve flexes on all the poors who can't afford VR.

    • @Autumn22527i
      @Autumn22527i 4 роки тому +44

      They're actually pretty cheap.

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 4 роки тому +116

      @@Autumn22527i Relatively cheap. Still pretty expensive, but no longer "Only people with shit ton of money to spend". It's more of a choice between getting two consoles/a gaming PC vs VR setup.

    • @inspector_beyond
      @inspector_beyond 4 роки тому +44

      @@Autumn22527i not for Russia, where Index costs like two super PCs with latest technoligy in them.

    • @Delta547
      @Delta547 4 роки тому +17

      @@inspector_beyond ... or a "middle-clas" (wink!) type of automobile.

    • @inspector_beyond
      @inspector_beyond 4 роки тому +12

      @@Delta547 actually low class. Like from Soviet Automobile Production, also used one.

  • @thatmeatguy8418
    @thatmeatguy8418 4 роки тому +45

    1:16 even in video games i can not escape the eternal suffering of kiwis being mistaken for aussies

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton 4 роки тому +287

    Most memorable moment for me in this video, is Rimmy going, 'Bonk' with a frying pan.

  • @agentwashington9911
    @agentwashington9911 2 роки тому +34

    "We've struggled to find a... Suitable replacement.." -Adrian Shepard still vibing in a V-22 Osprey: Am I joke to you?

    • @blacktemplarbarachel3387
      @blacktemplarbarachel3387 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but shepherd is as unpredictable as Gordon especially as he worked to stop the G-man from nuking black Mesa in opposing force so if shepherd got out who knows what he’d do

    • @BBP-OMO
      @BBP-OMO Рік тому +3

      @@blacktemplarbarachel3387 Replacing Gordon with Adrian would be like replacing a hobo with a sword wielding gorilla. Like sure it might not be as smart but it's just as big of an issue

    • @blacktemplarbarachel3387
      @blacktemplarbarachel3387 Рік тому +1

      @@BBP-OMO that’s my point

    • @zappy2000
      @zappy2000 Місяць тому +1

      Gorden is the scalpel to cut at unwanted flesh, while Adrian is the hammer ready to break a bone or two.