This video is 100% sarcasm (part 2)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @DarthVaderfr
    @DarthVaderfr Рік тому +664

    To be fair, the title should be "THIS VIDEO IS ABSOLUTELY 0% SARCASM" to actually be 100% sarcasm

    • @SpencerTwiddy
      @SpencerTwiddy Рік тому +25

      That's the thing.... he's actually not joking at all, the title is 100% sarcastic

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Рік тому +10

      @@SpencerTwiddy but then it isn't 100% sarcastic

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran Рік тому +3

      You’re forgetting he’s an engineer g^2% ≈100%

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl Рік тому

      this video is absolutely grahamsNumber.3% sarcasm

    • @DarthVaderfr
      @DarthVaderfr Рік тому

      @@SpencerTwiddy you destroyed the continuum space time tissue, are you proud of that?

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun Рік тому +469

    I don't know how Zach's humor manages to be so hilarious every time even with repeated jokes

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 Рік тому +17

      It's called delivery

    • @gooquestione
      @gooquestione Рік тому +7

      Just like Ryan George

    • @doubleg1749
      @doubleg1749 Рік тому +9

      @@gooquestione Why do most the funny skits on youtube involve just one person talking to themselves

    • @Hyblup
      @Hyblup Рік тому

      @@gooquestione For Zach, it’s super easy

    • @ckq
      @ckq Рік тому

      This was very unfunny. Very niche "comedy"

  • @crashbandicootnerd4321
    @crashbandicootnerd4321 Рік тому +303

    Zach's sarcasm is quite inspirational and knows no bounds.

  • @kleingrrmpf
    @kleingrrmpf Рік тому +104

    Combination of Carbon Dating and Carbon Friends with Benefits had me crying ^^
    Please more!!!

  • @KiluaRotmg
    @KiluaRotmg Рік тому +185

    "using a combination of carbon dating and carbon friends with benefits"
    I haven't laughed this well in ages. god bless and protect this man

  • @Zandezz.
    @Zandezz. Рік тому +63

    Dude hung up faster than it takes me to finish

  • @lukelopez9953
    @lukelopez9953 Рік тому +24

    This is hilarious, I was expecting the kidnapper guy to come in at the end and he would do a “did you know??” While making a ransom.

  • @coreymiles7355
    @coreymiles7355 Рік тому +77

    Sometimes I wonder if this guy just streams his thoughts straight to UA-cam

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  Рік тому +60

      It’s my therapy

    • @Zandezz.
      @Zandezz. Рік тому +6

      His cognitive behavioral therapy

    • @Rhodieman
      @Rhodieman Рік тому +1

      @@ZachStarHimself It's all of our therapy too.

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 Рік тому +39

    This series consists entirely of oddly specific jokes all told in the same format, and I hope it never ends lmao

  • @Conta_Minated
    @Conta_Minated Рік тому +13

    Gotta love the nerdy number references! Try slipping in a TREE(3) in there next time.

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 Рік тому +17

    “Well A P P A R E N T L Y, scientists have found out with Gram’s Number point three percent”
    This is legit comedy right here

  • @grumpylibrarian
    @grumpylibrarian Рік тому +71

    We're gonna need a LOT more than 2 parts of this. Get to work.

  • @MistahJay7
    @MistahJay7 Рік тому +7

    I lost it when he said "Fisting a Momma Polar Bear" LMFAO and I thought the shit I said was random.

  • @mukundyadav6913
    @mukundyadav6913 Рік тому +10

    Polar bears are my favorite animal and I always wondered why do they want to attack humans so badly everytime they see them. Now, I do.

  • @bldrun1504
    @bldrun1504 Рік тому +4

    "DId you know that you don't have to eat an entire colony of fire ants while getting your ass dipped inside an active bee hive if you don't post a quote from a youtube video followed by 😆 or 💀"
    "No way!"

    • @cardboardbox2702
      @cardboardbox2702 Рік тому

      I dont think ive ever heard about a active bee hive nor a de-active bee hive in my life.

    • @cardboardbox2702
      @cardboardbox2702 Рік тому

      Mostly cause im dumb.

  • @zeo_saki1750
    @zeo_saki1750 Рік тому +13

    Your examples were oddly specific today ^^

  • @TwinBladeFury
    @TwinBladeFury Рік тому +47

    Hanging up on the girlfriend who is being stalked broke me, I haven't laughed so hard in a while

  • @darkoctopus_7498
    @darkoctopus_7498 Рік тому +21

    Either im high or he is speaking the minecraft enchantment table

  • @SageOfSixSplats
    @SageOfSixSplats 6 місяців тому +1

    The friend casually silencing his phone as the girlfriend tries to call him back is hilarious

  • @JustARandomHuman
    @JustARandomHuman Рік тому +8

    This feels like a bad drug trip

  • @AthyXrayGD
    @AthyXrayGD Рік тому +2

    Carbon dating and carbon friends with benefits is crazy😂😂😂😂😭

  • @LaughnCry27
    @LaughnCry27 Рік тому +3

    Carbon dating and carbon friends with benefits
    This is brilliant ✨

  • @smaug5256
    @smaug5256 Рік тому +1

    my headphones disconnected in class right at the fisting a polar bear comment LMFAO im fucking ded

  • @hughobyrne2588
    @hughobyrne2588 Рік тому +1

    WHOA, straight to googolPLEX in the very first segment. This one's gonna get wild, I mean, we gonna get TREE(3) percent certainty next?

    • @hughobyrne2588
      @hughobyrne2588 Рік тому

      Ah, Graham's number. Always a classic. Much, much funnier than TREE(3), I should have seen it coming.

  • @shrutsilakari9711
    @shrutsilakari9711 Рік тому +2

    #mee2
    LMAOOOO that was so well timed. Brilliant as always

  • @alexanderst.7993
    @alexanderst.7993 Рік тому +3

    "this video is 100% true" is also a good title.

  • @ioannisvihos8222
    @ioannisvihos8222 Рік тому +4

    So I guess next episode someone is going to call for ransom money

  • @nothingness4068
    @nothingness4068 Рік тому +4

    The sequel we didn't deserve but got anyways

  • @flamingsunshine
    @flamingsunshine Рік тому +1

    Zach never ceases to amazing with his awesome humour, absolutely love the content

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 Рік тому

    These are so good, lol. The writing and acting is always so impressive. Amazing.

  • @zeynaviegas
    @zeynaviegas Рік тому

    oh god this is such an unique kind of humor i love it so much

  • @soultyger
    @soultyger Рік тому +1

    How tf do you come out of nowhere with an opening quote like that 😄😆

  • @MatheusAugustoGames
    @MatheusAugustoGames 11 місяців тому

    Carbon friends with benefits... Imma use that one

  • @CLove511
    @CLove511 Рік тому +3

    Silencing the incoming cal 💀💀

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance Рік тому +3

    my only complaint with this video is that it's not long enough

  • @DaTimmeh
    @DaTimmeh 4 місяці тому

    You said googolplex and i was not impressed, but then you added those 12 in there! They really tipped the scale.

  • @MarshallKilhoffer
    @MarshallKilhoffer 4 місяці тому +1

    Wait, you said Frodo DID take a photo of every meal he ever had and got ass blasted. That would mean he shouldn’t have taken the pictures, just like everyone else. I think it should’ve been when he MISSED a meal photo, cuz that would’ve meant not taking a meal photo got him a roasty rimmer.

  • @Eagle_Punch
    @Eagle_Punch 8 місяців тому

    I hope there will be a part 3 one day

  • @Griede26
    @Griede26 5 місяців тому

    man, the stuff you say with a straight face..... just how... :)

  • @veerapandiyan1431
    @veerapandiyan1431 Рік тому +2

    Okay guys we will see in next part where zach letting his steam out with good written sarcasms👌

  • @zunaidparker
    @zunaidparker Рік тому

    Graham's Number .3 😂😂😂 Fuck that had me DYING 😂😂😂 iykyk

  • @saptarshihoare2850
    @saptarshihoare2850 Рік тому +1

    I wish it was longer

  • @Kaviranghari
    @Kaviranghari 9 місяців тому

    how does this guy have 57k views this is so good and how is he not at a million

  • @nothanks9174
    @nothanks9174 Рік тому +2

    I WILL be circumcised with a butter knife if I don’t share at least 4 slides from my Spotify wrapped on my IG story tho right? That’s still a thing?

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 Рік тому

    "Roasty Rimmer" ... I'll be using that

  • @serpent2776
    @serpent2776 Рік тому

    Totally thought a "listen very carefully" was gonna come in at the end

  • @Karionyte
    @Karionyte Рік тому

    CARBON FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

  • @tobiasreckinger2212
    @tobiasreckinger2212 Рік тому

    Can't wait for the numbers in Part 3

  • @Ahigie
    @Ahigie Рік тому +1

    This is so me on Tuesday

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Рік тому +1

    That intro
    I'm dying

  • @c.g.silver8782
    @c.g.silver8782 Рік тому

    12 angry men reference 👌🏼

  • @Black_ReaperKai
    @Black_ReaperKai Рік тому

    😂🤣🤣 oh I'm dying of laughter 🤣 this is just holy shit dude lmao

  • @glitchybrawl7012
    @glitchybrawl7012 Рік тому +1

    the best title

  • @dennisbrannvalls1fan964
    @dennisbrannvalls1fan964 Рік тому +3

    Googolplex +12% certainty.
    So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 Рік тому

    Can someone explain why this channel only has 340,000 subscribers? It's as the YT overlords "accidentally" divided by pi^2.

  • @tinylittleanj2
    @tinylittleanj2 Рік тому

    Zach you are totally the best!!

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 Рік тому

    Talking about people posting about saving our democracy is far more important than bae.

  • @sphoenix41
    @sphoenix41 Рік тому

    Holy shit, I never knew this! You are now my God!

  • @anonanon8974
    @anonanon8974 Рік тому

    The huge sideburns are making my cheeks hurt for some reason.

  • @Ghabl3
    @Ghabl3 2 місяці тому

    I need part 3

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 Рік тому +1

    Why did I come here?This video is hilarious but it hurts when I laugh,I knew this video was funny so why did I choose to watch it???

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Рік тому

    Dear people who don't know when to stop an argument...
    Be the bigger man for once. Let me have the last word instead of having to shut up the second I realise you're gonna be defending your word no matter what and will never stay quiet if it means I could get a word in edgeways.

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija Рік тому +2

    this could be an exercise in english language proficiency. I would not pass x)

  • @summerrose8110
    @summerrose8110 Рік тому

    2:25- Chef's kiss comedy, beautiful.😘💋

  • @AlphanaII517
    @AlphanaII517 Рік тому

    Fever dreams be wild

  • @TheOfficialBananaKing
    @TheOfficialBananaKing Рік тому +2

    This series teaches me more than law school could ever dream about

  • @HowlingDeath375
    @HowlingDeath375 Рік тому

    still the best title possible

  • @Cloud5210
    @Cloud5210 Рік тому

    That in terms of human breeding Vaporeon...

  • @agent0422
    @agent0422 Рік тому

    Holy shit I have that exact pi shirt

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  Рік тому

      Love that shirt! Got it a few months back when I was in Greece.

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 Рік тому

    Idk why no one ever thought of Carbon-FWB before 😂

  • @redbatlizer7423
    @redbatlizer7423 Рік тому

    Carbon dating and carbon friends with benefit good one

  • @itsjustJex
    @itsjustJex Рік тому

    Did you know that you don't have to douse your naked body in gasoline and set yourself ablaze, if you give this video a thumbs up?

  • @organiccotton2731
    @organiccotton2731 Рік тому +2

    looks like we all know what surround zach insta and twitter now...hahaha

  • @frog8779
    @frog8779 Рік тому

    BUT MUH DEMOOOCRACY

  • @nokia-gm8gv
    @nokia-gm8gv Рік тому

    true

  • @AmoghA
    @AmoghA Рік тому +5

    Zach is that kid in primary school who says “whatever number you can think of plus 1” when asked to name the largest number after you just said a googleplex. Lmfao graham’s number point three percent

  • @klafbang
    @klafbang Рік тому

    lol, carbon friends with benefits

  • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
    @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Рік тому

    wow...just wow

  • @Spellweaver5
    @Spellweaver5 Рік тому

    I'll be missing you very much if you get cancelled, man.

  • @munchiemac2895
    @munchiemac2895 Рік тому

    Bruhhh, make the next one longer

  • @greenmarble638
    @greenmarble638 Рік тому

    Running out of big numbers there

  • @wildpastapirate
    @wildpastapirate Рік тому

    A roasty rimmer 🥵🥵🥵

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming Рік тому +1

    the What

  • @carterthecool1705
    @carterthecool1705 Рік тому

    Let's goooo I'm here quick

  • @viperunknown
    @viperunknown Рік тому

    Zach the star

  • @sdeijio
    @sdeijio Рік тому

    if this comment gets hearted, it proves (by EPPB) that Zach hearts every comment

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz Рік тому

    You used several terms that I don't know but I suspect that looking them up would be a bad idea.

  • @CDADRacer
    @CDADRacer Рік тому

    Carbon dating and carbon friends with benefits 😂 this guy is great😂

  • @Gfurys
    @Gfurys Рік тому

    As funny as ever

  • @silentbob3204
    @silentbob3204 Рік тому +1

    #metoo

  • @fabiobravo329
    @fabiobravo329 Рік тому

    #PO-TA-TOES

  • @shalomjophress5153
    @shalomjophress5153 Рік тому

    Never been this early before

  • @TaurielTheElf
    @TaurielTheElf Рік тому

    That Lord of the Rings analogy is out of this world

  • @t-4785
    @t-4785 Рік тому

    Im 17 and I don't think i understand sarcasm

  • @anankuek4650
    @anankuek4650 Рік тому +2

    Wtf is this script xdd

  • @KoryGrayson
    @KoryGrayson Рік тому

    Noice

  • @chadasonmcgraw8097
    @chadasonmcgraw8097 Рік тому

    100 dollars says these talking points are considered hate speech by 2030...
    For legal reasons I have been advised to inform you that this isn't a real wager or bet. No money is actually being offered.

  • @nikskyanimation4924
    @nikskyanimation4924 Рік тому +2

    4th

  • @cartelbrickz
    @cartelbrickz Рік тому +2

    this was super cringe i only lasted like 45 seconds i gotta exit this video