Top Gear - News Outtakes (Part 3)

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  • @RedDogeYT
    @RedDogeYT 4 роки тому +720

    Alright, constable she said but be gentle 😂

    • @tommyc5341
      @tommyc5341 3 роки тому +6

      Can someone explain please

    • @Sledgeh101
      @Sledgeh101 3 роки тому +116

      @@tommyc5341 a constable is a policeman. The joke is that the way he said it sounds like the beginning of a soft porn story.

    • @tommyc5341
      @tommyc5341 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sledgeh101 thanks

    • @formulafish1536
      @formulafish1536 3 роки тому +7

      Never fails to get me in stitches

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp 2 роки тому +1

      yes I know, I've watched the video. thanks for repeating it without adding anything to it

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +337

    I think James constable improvisation is the best

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon 5 років тому +450

    Never knew three grown British men reading from a book could give me such joy

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 3 роки тому +7

      > ...men trying to read from a book...
      FTFY

    • @N1lav
      @N1lav 2 роки тому +3

      I am a bit on the fence about these three orangutans qualify as 'grown'

    • @matthwe3468
      @matthwe3468 Рік тому

      Deep joy 😂

    • @tailssonicteam1604
      @tailssonicteam1604 Рік тому +1

      ​@@N1lavthere's only 1 orangutan.
      Then there's 1 hamster and 1 old dog.

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott 2 роки тому +267

    The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy is why Top Gear worked with these three blokes

  • @nicholasw.3488
    @nicholasw.3488 3 роки тому +158

    0:05 “Little Richard” 😭😭😭

  • @SMOKEY_HATES_TAXES
    @SMOKEY_HATES_TAXES 3 роки тому +102

    1:01 "all right constable she said but be gentle" that got me laughing

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle Рік тому +64

    3:10 I cannot believe James May, of all people, is implying that he _wouldn't_ love to talk for hours about steam engines.

    • @DanBowyer-zp6ik
      @DanBowyer-zp6ik Рік тому +4

      It’s not that he doesn’t want to talk about them. He doesn’t want people forcing the country to stay in the past for the sake of American tourism

    • @knuckles1206
      @knuckles1206 8 місяців тому

      ​@@DanBowyer-zp6ik then the real question is, whats the point of Britain if its not a giant museum? Theres nothing but history there.

    • @TheTenthClass
      @TheTenthClass 2 місяці тому +1

      @@knuckles1206there is no point in like 80% of countries, like what’s the point of the USA? corn?

    • @knuckles1206
      @knuckles1206 2 місяці тому

      @@TheTenthClass I KNOW

  • @Feandromar
    @Feandromar 3 роки тому +279

    Christ, that woman's laugh is grating.

    • @strokenumber3
      @strokenumber3 3 роки тому +13

      Everything about her is grating.

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 3 роки тому +5

      Hehehehehehehe ìiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiii

    • @drvlive2023
      @drvlive2023 2 роки тому +4

      It's like the witch from some cartoon shows

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Рік тому

      I thought it was a dog when I first heard it.

  • @Strike86
    @Strike86 3 роки тому +54

    'Simplify and add diamonds' 😂

  • @harsaranhehar9073
    @harsaranhehar9073 5 років тому +118

    The gap between the audio and the picture on the screen is slowly killing me

    • @kittyhawk3831
      @kittyhawk3831 5 років тому +8

      I know what you mean, I'm guessing that's why those bits never made it on air

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 5 років тому +7

      It's your connection bud. Avoid walmart next time you buy a modem/router

    • @kittyhawk3831
      @kittyhawk3831 5 років тому

      @@paulcarmi8130 Oof.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 5 років тому +10

      @@kittyhawk3831 his audio and picture matched up perfectly on my garbage laptop, so yeah, their connection must be trash. Only option left, logically.

    • @kittyhawk3831
      @kittyhawk3831 5 років тому +1

      @@paulcarmi8130 o-ok. *gets up and walks out of McDonald's*

  • @sahal3240
    @sahal3240 3 роки тому +18

    "Little Richard" hahahahaha

  • @DankEngine2005
    @DankEngine2005 13 днів тому

    3:00 James May’s impression of someone with the consumption made me piss myself laughing 😂😂

  • @MadhouseGaming
    @MadhouseGaming 3 роки тому +22

    Yet another example of falsely named video everything in this video was featured in the tv show, hence they are not out takes

  • @valeriebrentin2692
    @valeriebrentin2692 Рік тому +2

    My favorite book being read by the cast of my favorite show.

  • @essentialandthecable829
    @essentialandthecable829 2 роки тому +6

    4:07 So hilarious

  • @MasterNeek
    @MasterNeek 5 років тому +31

    What’s with the Spider-Man font?

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 роки тому +21

    The Bill Bryson bit, is so true.

    • @Ben_not_10
      @Ben_not_10 2 роки тому +3

      That’s true of every place in the world including American states between each other

  • @thegeorgeshow2591
    @thegeorgeshow2591 9 місяців тому +1

    Jame's rant here is hilarious lol

  • @gooddypm
    @gooddypm 3 роки тому +8

    These weren't outtakes, these were put out.

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter 3 роки тому +71

    A 24-bit 96khz speaker really is outdated, lol. Most mp3’s are 320khz, and lossless quality reaches up to 1400khz. Not sure when this was posted, but if I was there I’d be up there telling everyone since I’m a sound engineer.

    • @Fujiwara.Takumi1
      @Fujiwara.Takumi1 3 роки тому +5

      That was before 2010 so. You get it

    • @nielslauridsen2323
      @nielslauridsen2323 3 роки тому +41

      I think you're confusing kilohertz (kHz) with kilobits per second (kbps)

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 3 роки тому +1

      @@nielslauridsen2323 Clarkson read it just over half way through.

    • @ThatGamerBlue
      @ThatGamerBlue 3 роки тому +18

      confidently incorrect

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 3 роки тому +17

      mp3 goes up to 320kbps not khz

  • @MrGMawson2438
    @MrGMawson2438 3 роки тому +4

    Baby elephant 😂

  • @DavidHummell
    @DavidHummell 7 місяців тому +1

    Love you guys, but apparently not audiophiles......

  • @oscarcardenas120
    @oscarcardenas120 3 роки тому +59

    Ten years later, but it's a lot better car the g37 than any lotus

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 3 роки тому +9

      It's still a Renault in disguise though. Frankly, I'm not aware of any reason to get a Nissan or Infiniti over an equivalent car from almost any other Japanese or Korean car exporter.

    • @yeetithceetith
      @yeetithceetith 3 роки тому +1

      @@JobiWan144 looks better.

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 3 роки тому +2

      @@yeetithceetith I suppose beauty is subjective, but I don't think many people would say, "Yes, Car 1 is roughly the same or noticeably better than Car 2 in every way except looks, but I'm buying Car 2 because it looks better." Not unless Car 1 were actively bad-looking, anyway.

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому +1

    2:30

  • @laurencewhittingham6688
    @laurencewhittingham6688 2 роки тому +3

    Jeremy was into iced jewelry before it was popular

  • @JeffreyThomas-th2ps
    @JeffreyThomas-th2ps Рік тому +2

    The best TV show ever😅

  • @pedrojarvis750
    @pedrojarvis750 9 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious they thought the g35/7 wouldnt sell

  • @vanargrand3199
    @vanargrand3199 2 роки тому +4

    If I ever go to Englishland I’m only looking at the old shit I’ll avert my gaze from anything built after the War.

  • @TaylorThomas-nw8ol
    @TaylorThomas-nw8ol 3 місяці тому +2

    roasting the g35 is crazy

  • @victorlarkey1743
    @victorlarkey1743 3 роки тому +1

    🤣

  • @advancelast1740
    @advancelast1740 3 роки тому +12

    Two out of three now drive a Tesla …….

    • @derlangsame4471
      @derlangsame4471 3 роки тому +14

      Only James. Richard was just testing it for some moments

    • @itsallaboutme9779
      @itsallaboutme9779 3 роки тому +1

      @@derlangsame4471 Richard already sold it

    • @loglog7
      @loglog7 3 роки тому +1

      Because they’re fucking idiots. Entertaining idiots but still absolute morons. But there are still stupider people who take this show seriously.

    • @derlangsame4471
      @derlangsame4471 3 роки тому +17

      @@loglog7 I wish you a better life

    • @advancelast1740
      @advancelast1740 3 роки тому +15

      @@loglog7 you seem a little angry

  • @EmmaRiddle543
    @EmmaRiddle543 2 роки тому +4

    Richard Hammond kind of reminds me of a less funny Dudley Moore…
    Not that the hamster isn’t funny either

  • @alecmajor9
    @alecmajor9 3 роки тому

    Ok

  • @vika0194
    @vika0194 3 роки тому +1

    So the audience is told when to laugh?

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому +1

    5:40