For me I always skipped the celebrity section 'cause it always felt like the show was stunning fast cars and comedy and it screeched to a halt part way through to talk to some B list celebrity (Especially during early seasons) about some lame car story Especially that one weirdo in the early season that tried so hard to be a fourth presenter 'Jay Kay'
God I wish one mass shooter would take a break from killing people and shoot up a "designer" (ie pretentious and obscenely overpriced) apparel store instead.
The lady in the yellow dress behind Hammond... wow! I think they pick the most attractive girls and put them in front of the audience for the cameras to see.
I made this comment once and my friend got so mad. She straight up dragged me to Bath and Body Works to explain that "Soap is NOT just soap." Expensive as hell though.
actually coming from someone who has 2 back problems ( shermans syndrome and ligament damage ) i dont like a hard bed but making friends with a hardwood floor is a fact of life sometimes
"It's okay becuase he's got a jaaaaaaaaagggg" I terrible sorry I ran over your dog" (WOMAN GASP) "In my jaaag" "About 80% got a jjaaaaaaaagg" "I go warm up my jaaaaaaaaaag"
Only the rich can get away with a $500 ticket, but you're forgetting the $500-1000 an hour attorney fee's to fight every other criminal charge you'd get. Reckless driving being one, that's $1000 and potentially 90 days in jail.
Might be a little late. But If your caught doing over 100 in a 65 in Cali the judge suspends your license. That kid with the 210+ is never driving again. We classify that as a "gross endangerment" of others and the self. And they just straight strip your license.
That's true about the fine, but what you didn't mention is that getting caught at that speed, you get your license suspended for 6mos for the first incident, a year for the second, 3yrs for the third and permanent for the fourth. And don't forget, if you get caught driving while suspended, your car gets impounded. In Iowa, anything over twenty miles an hour over the speed limit is an arrestable offense. 145 over would probably get you three yrs prison and a permanent driving ban.
Clarkson as always is hilarious, but I doubt he could have foreseen how companies like Tesla, John Deere, Apple, & many others would actually begin making it harder and harder for anyone other than them to do any sort of repair or maintenance work on them. For instance, in operating rooms there are special $250,000 tables that move precisely during surgery that frequently have a $50 component break making them unusable and giving the hospital they’re in 1 less bed and their only option is to replace the entire table for another $250,000 despite the fact that the broken component can easily be purchased and repaired. This anti right to repair push is often backed up by people who don’t think the “Keith’s” of the world are smart enough to repair their own belongings and _of course_ you want the manufacturer working on it, when in reality this is not really true and the sentiment in general hurts consumers and end users of the products we all use in our daily lives
Maybe they have speed cameras, or something like that. On the ticket it says 'Bugatti 2D' - two doors. Clarkson said that he assumes that it is a Veyron.
Well, seeing how since the 90's Bugatti has only made 3 production cars, all of them 2 door... There's only 2 things it could be, the EB110 or the Veyron. My money is on the Veyron, since 210 mph is at the very limits of what the EB110 could do.
A. Pilot error doesn't account for 50% of all crashes, maybe in the 1980s but these days it's the instruments again. B. Planes can fly by themselves, can almost land themself but they can't take off by themselves. A few years ago a C-17 tried to take off without a pilot, it didn't even get high enough to raise the landing gear before it crashed and exploded. Some incredibly wrong "facts" there.
It is if its your first ticket, and you would have to only have a speeding citation. However, any speed over 100 mph can result in jail time because it comes with a reckless driving citation.
@@Timg1231 I live in California and got caught speeding on the 5 where the roads are pretty empty. Officer was hiding behind a bridge and caught up really quickly. He just gave me a warning though. I only got out of it because I told him I was heading to visit my parents. He saw me in scrubs and felt bad.
It is not true what Jeremy is saying here: "Half of all plaincrashes are caused by pilot error. Planes can take off and fly and land by themselves. If you removed the pilot from the plain, you would half the number of crashes" That is insinuating that the computer would not do any errors that would cause crashes, which can not be assumed.
So I am 18, I can't wait to drive, that awesome feeling, and then there's some jerk-off with a Prius at google telling me I am not meant to drive. We'll reach a point in which there will only be two types of cars: Supercars and crappy electric slow cars. And most of us cannot afford supercars. Can't we have different standards for people who don't see cars as JUST a way of transportation?
Have you not noticed that Tesla has yet to turn any sort of profit from their electric cars, and they've been making them for 10 years already. Electric cars are always gonna be a joke.
05:47-ish - the James May "Cheeese" - notice how every time he says cheese, he always sounds like he chews on the word, e.g Big Wine Adventure S02, he and Oz Clarke met a winemaker and were invited to drink his wines "as well the local 'cheeeese'."
"That's a burning Gallardo...burning Gallardo..." And none of them asked "Lamborghini _has_ heard of the _internal_ combustion engine, right?" Missed opportunity, there.
When James May's "girlfriend" said she wanted a "power drill"...
I don't think that's what she meant.
DJ91RN GP oh cock
Oh you dirty bugger
wanted a buzzing stick
Congrats, you get the joke
Oh C O C K
"It's all rubbish. Cars that drive themselves were invented ages ago. They're called taxis."
😂
Don't laugh - I'm completely with James May on that one.
chris I love the doctor who symbol
@@edwardburek1717 me to lmao
I love how he followed that up with “and on that note, in India”
That man who said “Ice” is a billionaire now
And his name is Elon musk
Really?
@@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s Yes, really. I swear.
@@rippspeck funny
Source : " Trust me, bro".
I remember when i was 7 i skipped all these news parts... Now in watching these and im addicted to these
For me I always skipped the celebrity section 'cause it always felt like the show was stunning fast cars and comedy and it screeched to a halt part way through to talk to some B list celebrity (Especially during early seasons) about some lame car story
Especially that one weirdo in the early season that tried so hard to be a fourth presenter 'Jay Kay'
Exactly the same
Exactly the same
A1qaq
Because we understand them today
Tonight
I get Fired
Richard & James resign
& We all go to Amazon
I'll be the arsehole and say he wasn't fired. His contract wasn't renewed.
DamaOscuraDeTodos true, pretty much the same thing. But makes a difference in terms of career history
@@theonemattock did u reply to yourself...
@@cheetahgaming3642 clearly not as I started the comment with someone's username. He/she must have deleted it. You're welcome for the explanation
@@cheetahgaming3642 Nah it's his future self.
5:48
James unknowingly predicted his own future here.
He's got a JAAAAAAG
Yes you can get a jaaaag
Terribly sorry I ran over your dog. With my Jaaaaaaaggggggggg
Lmao "you mean there is a season where you can shoot handbags"
God I wish one mass shooter would take a break from killing people and shoot up a "designer" (ie pretentious and obscenely overpriced) apparel store instead.
Or even shoot people who fail to quote a rewindable video properly
1:26 Dark haired girl was definitely NOT thinking of ice
It's the millions in his bank account
friendly reminder that james may still hasn't proposed to his girlfriend by May 29, 2020, making them girlfriend/boyfriend for 20 years now
making extra sure shes the right one I guess
Presumably it works for them. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! 😊
He’s too embarrassed to ask for a pre-nup
Well he is captain slow
it's because they don't want to get married
Hammond: There's a German panel of seat experts. Clarkson: And I've invited them all to your house for Christmas. XD
Viper TV Would you like a se.. Please stand
I wonder where you can actully find this panel of geniuses
4:30 a rare sighting of Hammond having an instanut on television
What I learned from this: fiery girls want their power drills hard, not soft.
Damn, this is good consumer adivce.
And on that bomb shell, GOODNIGHT!
Top Gear top tip!
5:48 James May’s “CHEESE” meme before it was cool
is it a burning gallardo?
No. it's a jaaaag
Wesley Barnett Could've been a burning Ferrari too
italian electrics be like:
GUY-ARD-OW
That's a burning Gallardo.
Everyone knows what is better hard than soft. Problem is: how hard can it be?
depends....how long has it been in the FREEZER
your mom knows
You are both petulant imbeciles.
Jezza draws it and intentional make that figure a lot and captain slow says it. Women like it hard.
@@kanekeylewer5704 nice! I would say irascible but still good words
Have you noticed to how Richards hair change after each of the shows, whereas Jeremy's and James hair stay the exact same lol
James she said she wanted a power drill as in she wanted the other type of power drill...
Wesley Holt she wanted to be power drilled 😂
Wesley Holt *james, she
@@TheEthalon who cares
Jeremy always has the hottest women standing behind him haha
SoSarcastic k
SoSarcastic maybe they're looking at James
Richard usually has quite a selection as well. James gets all the guys for some odd reason.
Cause hes the funniest the richest the tallest and has a nice low deep raspy voice of course they are haha
Most money out of the 3 🤣🤣🤣
2:16 the reaction from james and jeremy is gold
"its a good job they didnt call it titbon" lmfaooooooo
Zonda sync
-Richard Hammond
"Good bye, we're off" to America. Men of word.
“Ice.”
*Clarkson dies inside.*
Burning gallardo...
I love May's line when he says " cars that drive themselves were invented ages ago their called taxis.
I love the German seat expert gag. "And I've invited them all to you house for Christmas!" And the way Richard says "ohGOD!!"
The lady in the yellow dress behind Hammond... wow! I think they pick the most attractive girls and put them in front of the audience for the cameras to see.
The Scandinavian Gaming Channel It is a well known fact that Jeremy always had pretty girls sat behind him. It was a request he made since the outset
If I recall correctly, Clarckson always made sure the most beautiful ladies in the audience were standing behind him to make up for his messed up mug.
Ross Noble said they have a ‘lady wrangler’ who finds all the good looking girls and goes “Get to the front!”
Jaguars are the last remaining car that you can see a long way off and say "That is a Jag."
9:20 Despite being designated a "state road," the road in question is actually a divided 9 lane freeway. 33.57539,-117.71214
Speeding ticket was from Need for Speed
*Soap's soap.*
I made this comment once and my friend got so mad. She straight up dragged me to Bath and Body Works to explain that "Soap is NOT just soap." Expensive as hell though.
Titbon
A year late, but thats what I call any car made out of carbon fiber and titanium.
If your name is Keith, please skip 6:35 before you going to sue Jeremy
props to that guy for admitting to owning a jag even after the guys had mocked jaguar owners for a minute straight
Load 'em up lads, it's handbag season!
actually coming from someone who has 2 back problems ( shermans syndrome and ligament damage ) i dont like a hard bed but making friends with a hardwood floor is a fact of life sometimes
i love the man at 0:40 "sneaking" up behind James! :D
i was watching the video about the full scaled toy car discussion and then click on this and its right where it left off lol
Its a Jaaaag
"It's okay becuase he's got a jaaaaaaaaagggg"
I terrible sorry I ran over your dog" (WOMAN GASP) "In my jaaag"
"About 80% got a jjaaaaaaaagg"
"I go warm up my jaaaaaaaaaag"
Some say that Lamborghini now makes McClarens. And that Richard Hammond would’ve witnessed and solved 1000 crimes if he was taller
210 MPH, was the cop a Bugatti or a Pagani.
Only the rich can get away with a $500 ticket, but you're forgetting the $500-1000 an hour attorney fee's to fight every other criminal charge you'd get. Reckless driving being one, that's $1000 and potentially 90 days in jail.
These series were peak top gear
This is the best tv show in the world
This sounds like a job for “James May’s Big Idea’s,” or maybe “May’s Car Stories.”
Jeremy really hates the name "Keith". I've noticed it on many occasions, I wonder why.
As Family Guy once pointed out, Keith is the most unattractive name in the English language
@@redmr2na With two exceptions- when it's followed by 'Richards' or 'Moon'.
“I’d like a Lamborghini, could I have one that’s not on fire?”
Hammond would know more about soap than anybody else in that audience
think of one thing that is better hard the soft...
Ice :D
Might be a little late. But If your caught doing over 100 in a 65 in Cali the judge suspends your license. That kid with the 210+ is never driving again. We classify that as a "gross endangerment" of others and the self. And they just straight strip your license.
I'm terribly sorry, Officer, I actually did eat this dog whole...in the comfort of my JAAAAAG..
That's true about the fine, but what you didn't mention is that getting caught at that speed, you get your license suspended for 6mos for the first incident, a year for the second, 3yrs for the third and permanent for the fourth. And don't forget, if you get caught driving while suspended, your car gets impounded. In Iowa, anything over twenty miles an hour over the speed limit is an arrestable offense. 145 over would probably get you three yrs prison and a permanent driving ban.
I did.
You what?
I, did.
1:28 This man surely saved the day from being a bit awkward situation xD
Carbotanium!!!
Could've been cartit
but he has a J A A A A G
These guys need to make a podcast
Clarkson as always is hilarious, but I doubt he could have foreseen how companies like Tesla, John Deere, Apple, & many others would actually begin making it harder and harder for anyone other than them to do any sort of repair or maintenance work on them. For instance, in operating rooms there are special $250,000 tables that move precisely during surgery that frequently have a $50 component break making them unusable and giving the hospital they’re in 1 less bed and their only option is to replace the entire table for another $250,000 despite the fact that the broken component can easily be purchased and repaired. This anti right to repair push is often backed up by people who don’t think the “Keith’s” of the world are smart enough to repair their own belongings and _of course_ you want the manufacturer working on it, when in reality this is not really true and the sentiment in general hurts consumers and end users of the products we all use in our daily lives
Oh, sorry. But I have to go and warm up my "Jag" LOL
03.47: Drinking game...."That's a burning...."
how would a cop keep up with a 210+ mph Bugatti? plus im not sure if it is a Veyron ill have to double check the video on higher quality
quite possibly
Seeing as how it's just a speeding ticket, I'm guessing the Bugatti driver didn't try to outrun the cops.
RevengeHunter01 you'd run of of fuel and tyres.
Maybe they have speed cameras, or something like that.
On the ticket it says 'Bugatti 2D' - two doors. Clarkson said that he assumes that it is a Veyron.
Well, seeing how since the 90's Bugatti has only made 3 production cars, all of them 2 door...
There's only 2 things it could be, the EB110 or the Veyron. My money is on the Veyron, since 210 mph is at the very limits of what the EB110 could do.
4:35 "this is a Zonda SINK"
I love you Richard but as an Italian I struggle sometimes
I don't drive a hooptie, I drive a JAAAAAG.
A. Pilot error doesn't account for 50% of all crashes, maybe in the 1980s but these days it's the instruments again. B. Planes can fly by themselves, can almost land themself but they can't take off by themselves. A few years ago a C-17 tried to take off without a pilot, it didn't even get high enough to raise the landing gear before it crashed and exploded. Some incredibly wrong "facts" there.
200 odd MPH?!!!!! He must have been late for work.
Shooting a hand bag in a hunting season 😂
Zonda Sink
is the 210mph 500$ fine real in the USA ?
It is if its your first ticket, and you would have to only have a speeding citation. However, any speed over 100 mph can result in jail time because it comes with a reckless driving citation.
p387t thanks mate :)
I'd do that every day
I got a $250 ticket for doing 73mph in upstate New York so my guess is no though I’m not sure about California
@@Timg1231 I live in California and got caught speeding on the 5 where the roads are pretty empty. Officer was hiding behind a bridge and caught up really quickly. He just gave me a warning though. I only got out of it because I told him I was heading to visit my parents. He saw me in scrubs and felt bad.
It is not true what Jeremy is saying here:
"Half of all plaincrashes are caused by pilot error. Planes can take off and fly and land by themselves. If you removed the pilot from the plain, you would half the number of crashes"
That is insinuating that the computer would not do any errors that would cause crashes, which can not be assumed.
James can be so dense when he wants to
The new Zonda "sink" haha bloody hell hamster
The Zonda Zink 😂
This is still much funnier than the grand tour.
Hammond nobody gives a pigs arse about all that diesel stuff😂
0:54
“Have a sea- no stand up.”
So I am 18, I can't wait to drive, that awesome feeling, and then there's some jerk-off with a Prius at google telling me I am not meant to drive. We'll reach a point in which there will only be two types of cars: Supercars and crappy electric slow cars. And most of us cannot afford supercars.
Can't we have different standards for people who don't see cars as JUST a way of transportation?
Electric slow cars? Have you not seen the Model 3 and Model S kicking the snot out of other gas powered cars?
Have you not noticed that Tesla has yet to turn any sort of profit from their electric cars, and they've been making them for 10 years already. Electric cars are always gonna be a joke.
at 4:30: Richard came.
I like how It ends with "good bye we're off."
ice lol
*BURNING GALARADO* (3:52)
Its funny how they pronounce Camaro
8:41 Jim Pickens has a jaggggg
9:40 I'm in Australia and i got fined 622 dollars for 30km over the limit. Maybe I should move to california
I heard Californians are moving out so yeah you will have space on the roads
622 Aussie dollars is about 30p. 😂
Pronouncing it as "Zonda Sink" when Cinque is pronounced as "chin-kway." Pretty sure its 5 in Italian
I miss this so much
I love a jaasaaaaag
Sit back and enjoy the view with a nice wine, cheese, and a BIDET about time there's no more panic stops if things get messy. Lol
He said Baguette not Bidet. a Baguette is type of long skinny loaf of French bread.
“Zonda Sink”
When Jeremy said "that is made from camaro seats" who said yeeaaahhh. James said wut and richard prob can't get low enough make that noise lol
Great video
james cringing at 3:32 is hilarious
05:47-ish - the James May "Cheeese" - notice how every time he says cheese, he always sounds like he chews on the word, e.g Big Wine Adventure S02, he and Oz Clarke met a winemaker and were invited to drink his wines "as well the local 'cheeeese'."
Titabon sounds like a tampon/condom brand xD
"That's a burning Gallardo...burning Gallardo..." And none of them asked "Lamborghini _has_ heard of the _internal_ combustion engine, right?" Missed opportunity, there.
There's so damn foxy women in the crowd. Didn't know there were so many in England!
I was thinkin ice too the first time i heard that xD
THE JAGGGGGGG
4:26 ON 0.25x SPEED.. Hammond oh god