Top Gear Funny Footage Compilation - Part 2

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  • @samarium1934
    @samarium1934 5 років тому +449

    May was high as shit when Jeremy and Richard were talking about cows

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +77

      May is always smoking weed. Why else is he so calm

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 Рік тому +28

      captain weed

  • @dcard228
    @dcard228 2 роки тому +40

    "Have you been on the internet again?"
    "Yes, I have!"
    Me: oh no

  • @IdleByte
    @IdleByte 2 роки тому +346

    "Little Richard, Big Car" so much more potential

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 2 роки тому +473

    The idea of a 75-year-old James appearing on your doorstep asking to take your 14-year-old on a date is a bit disconcerting to say the least

    • @aaroncable340
      @aaroncable340 2 роки тому +60

      Tho atleast you'd know she's safe and nothing would happen in a bed room and she'd be in by a sensible time because she'd be bored about an old motorbike or how it's engine works I wouldn't but I imagine a girl not into bikes or cars probably would be

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 Рік тому +39

      slightly, but realistically she'd probably come home raving about toy trains and lego mansions.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Рік тому +14

      @@geoffrey6000 And she'd have probably been fed better than even at her own house :D

    • @DavidVoxDem
      @DavidVoxDem Рік тому

      F*ck the kid I'm getting on that bike

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O Рік тому +12

      Id imagine it would be a bit like going to micheal jacksons estate but less creepy and more informational

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 2 роки тому +264

    I think what James meant with the eggs: no more cows- no more milk - no more milkmen - no more eggs

  • @Choober65
    @Choober65 2 роки тому +76

    Sabine rocked. RIP Sabine

    • @RTek1986
      @RTek1986 Рік тому

      Wait, what?

    • @TrevorMoses312
      @TrevorMoses312 Рік тому +3

      @@RTek1986 She passed away unfortunately 😥

    • @doru10922
      @doru10922 4 місяці тому +1

      RIP...

    • @jared31174
      @jared31174 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm shocked, I'm only finding this out now...man that sucks... RIP

  • @aimanazrie8944
    @aimanazrie8944 5 років тому +287

    "Can anyone think of anything in this world which is better hard than soft?"
    I think we all are thinking that same thing before the guy shouted the answer.

    • @saxgarcon6867
      @saxgarcon6867 5 років тому +16

      Controversial, but Jaffa cakes.

    • @ferrari2k
      @ferrari2k 5 років тому +7

      @@saxgarcon6867 Just no ;)

    • @sinamf5890
      @sinamf5890 2 роки тому +16

      well, hard crust on pizza is better than a soft jolly one for me

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 2 роки тому +8

      Teeth!

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook 2 роки тому +2

      @@sinamf5890 Not disagreeing with you, even though I do prefer soft crust on a pizza myself. But that's more a preference thing really. Neither is better than the other.

  • @dinnyspuds1245
    @dinnyspuds1245 2 роки тому +49

    10:40 well now we know where jeremy got the idea for his farm

    • @RingLordSonic
      @RingLordSonic 2 роки тому +1

      Should be called “top steer”

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna 5 років тому +150

    Now its to time put a star in our reasonably priced “cow”.....😂😂

  • @moldyskittle
    @moldyskittle 2 роки тому +14

    He smiles like Jimmy from Southpark when he says "Sublime" LOL

  • @AlluSRJ
    @AlluSRJ 2 роки тому +27

    4:14 "bruh Nigel Mansell could you wear dress"😂

  • @jackwilko1497
    @jackwilko1497 2 роки тому +12

    “Ice” ahahahah brilliant

  • @RealSteel259
    @RealSteel259 5 років тому +28

    4:46 No Richard, he's a convict

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa 5 місяців тому +11

    2:24 after many years of watching TG i just realised they never made fun of the short form of his name

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 9 днів тому

      Having a small Rich in the group just doesn’t have the same ring to it

  • @709mash
    @709mash 4 роки тому +53

    That charger is nice though. The green IS one of the MOPAR classic colours.

  • @dimr1088
    @dimr1088 2 роки тому +90

    I miss this trio.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 2 роки тому +7

      go to amazon then

    • @dimr1088
      @dimr1088 2 роки тому +21

      @@renz1013 well its only specials now, and it seems that grand tour is wrapping up too. Plus they are old now.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 2 роки тому

      @@dimr1088 yes

    • @BathtubBass
      @BathtubBass 2 роки тому +16

      Age doesn't matter, the act exactly the same now as they did 15 years ago.
      Let's admit, it's not this trio you miss, it's your childhood you miss.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 2 роки тому +4

      @@BathtubBass finally a good statement that even I cant come up with on the spot

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 2 роки тому +85

    9:39 James’ absolutely confused stare is what makes it for me.

  • @MultiTopgearfan
    @MultiTopgearfan 5 років тому +74

    Anything in this world that is better hard than soft? I'd say concrete

    • @limeddasch382
      @limeddasch382 5 років тому +3

      Alan Teh Anything in this world, that is better hard than soft?
      Well, everything that isn‘t supposed to be soft.
      Another question I have; How hard can it be?

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 роки тому +1

      Steel, a sword, a hammer, an axe, a knife ,a fork, a spoon, a can, a pot, a door, a bottle and the list just goes on.

  • @gss6531
    @gss6531 2 роки тому +118

    I wish we could some how see what Jeremy found on the internet

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 Рік тому +7

      i don't think you want to know what he found on the internet....

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Рік тому +3

      @@geoffrey6000 I really do!

    • @5tyxz
      @5tyxz Рік тому +9

      @@gss6531 'tail pipe man'. you have been warned.

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Рік тому +1

      @@5tyxz Ok should have gone with your warning, I won't be deleting that mental imagine that any time soon lmao

    • @Blazedreptile
      @Blazedreptile Рік тому

      @@5tyxz oh god

  • @nomojo1110
    @nomojo1110 2 роки тому +52

    Jeremy made a good point re: sexualising women racing drivers. He also glossed over the fact many of them agreed to get their kit off for a photo op.

  • @JaceTan-90
    @JaceTan-90 2 роки тому +26

    Funny how some of their topics stands time years after they are no longer doing this kind of segment anymore.

  • @majikjohnston111
    @majikjohnston111 5 років тому +26

    *Big car small Richard*

  • @OnkarPankanti_jr
    @OnkarPankanti_jr 2 роки тому +5

    Eggs come from milkman 💀💀💀

  • @barnet9044
    @barnet9044 2 роки тому +6

    5 miles to the gallon, in todays fuel cost that would cost more than a small house

  • @joshgalka9414
    @joshgalka9414 4 роки тому +2

    Awesome!

  • @KoshN
    @KoshN 2 роки тому +5

    Ice? That's thinking outside the box. 😉

  • @darincurrington838
    @darincurrington838 5 років тому +11

    Jeremy wants to see Nigel Mansell is a small dress...

  • @DatGamingLxwd
    @DatGamingLxwd 2 роки тому +8

    Top Steer 😭😭😭

  • @matismf
    @matismf 2 роки тому +7

    Ms. Patrick was a female racing driver. Of course, she only got the job because she was willing to "shake 'em" when she was told!

  • @rowanshole
    @rowanshole 2 роки тому +4

    Should have got the E49 VH Valiant Charger.

  • @englishmaninfrance661
    @englishmaninfrance661 2 роки тому +2

    "Ice " yup :)

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa 5 місяців тому

    5:05 Richard's jacket oh my god😂😂😂

  • @DivaNove
    @DivaNove 2 роки тому +3

    Have you watched top gear unauthorised? It focuses on the period between 1988 ad 2015. Its on youtube

  • @pandamanjoe9664
    @pandamanjoe9664 2 роки тому +3

    What episode was hammonds charger in

  • @shackelletelfer2134
    @shackelletelfer2134 2 роки тому +4

    Tonight on top steer

  • @areteees
    @areteees 7 місяців тому

    12:38 "ice" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamknight2630
    @adamknight2630 2 роки тому

    0:15 hey look thats where i live lol

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake7663 2 роки тому +1

    “Awards for people that organise awards”

  • @jamesvandemark2086
    @jamesvandemark2086 2 роки тому +1

    Is James May rocking a Speed Triple?

  • @inwoner7190
    @inwoner7190 2 роки тому +3

    OK, learned 1 thing : cows dont have eggs.

  • @Gooddoge21
    @Gooddoge21 5 місяців тому

    Top steer 😂😂

  • @MinutemanOutdoors
    @MinutemanOutdoors 5 місяців тому

    I would gladly have a german panel of seating experts to my house for christmas. I have many interesting chairs.

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott 2 роки тому +1

    Top Steer

  • @matt_cummins28
    @matt_cummins28 2 роки тому

    They should have bought shares in Shell, eh?

  • @jordanreed7570
    @jordanreed7570 5 років тому +23

    How does Jeremy clarkson know about power rangers

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому

    “Eminent scientists

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому

    Awards for people who gave awards

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому +1

    Eggs come from milk man

  • @PJOZeus
    @PJOZeus 7 місяців тому +1

    God I'm so dissapointed there's not a leaked behind the scenes showing of those hidden images Jeremy actually shows at all
    Like for actual TV sure, but we're adults, the reboot of the show has literally been out 21 years, even in America that's now age of Majority - should have let those who wanted to see, see

  • @VojtechMach
    @VojtechMach 13 днів тому

    Explain the ice joke pls

  • @brianouwersloot
    @brianouwersloot 2 роки тому +4

    round about 7:47 they talk about motorbike sounds well search on the internet the Honda CBX1000 6 cylinder motorbike

  • @FusingSeven479
    @FusingSeven479 6 місяців тому

    Why isn't the name of your channel CarcasmTV? I’m so mad right now

  • @bubba122682
    @bubba122682 7 місяців тому

    Is that a 54 or 64

  • @aaroncable340
    @aaroncable340 2 роки тому

    Tho that's funny if James had his panda Jeremy with a gt and richard with his dodge challenger I mean big American cars with a healthy appetite and a small Italian fiat panda with a hamster running on a wheel taking a nibble at the fuel every once in a while we'll compared to the American cars it's like a prius not that it's that bad or uneconomical in the first place

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 4 місяці тому

    0:46

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 2 роки тому

    Scan color

  • @emilypeck6929
    @emilypeck6929 5 місяців тому

    The section about the colours was interesting because I would've thought by now in 2024, you could have your car in ANY colour... It's kinda sad, really

  • @alvaroelmoreno32
    @alvaroelmoreno32 5 років тому +9

    Hello

  • @williamconnell6541
    @williamconnell6541 2 роки тому +1

    So True, todays car colours are so Fuckin BORING!! which ever car company introduces bright colours on their vehicles will make a killing!

  • @kikufutaba1194
    @kikufutaba1194 5 років тому +1

    ラブリチャーズカー

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 5 років тому +6

    His charger is vulgar.

  • @lochlanmcneill9193
    @lochlanmcneill9193 5 років тому +1

    Your mum