10 Inappropriate Scenes in Kids Cartoons

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  • @Flinxmin
    @Flinxmin 6 років тому +523

    "Okay, that's enough; everybody go to jail."
    ~Dorkly 2017

    • @NeverEverTM
      @NeverEverTM 5 років тому +7

      "Its time to the Happy Hour shift"
      ~FBI Headquarters

    • @patrickstar1430
      @patrickstar1430 5 років тому

      HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • @CedarHunt
    @CedarHunt 7 років тому +2272

    "Gaze upon the comment section and weep" should be UA-cam's motto.

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 7 років тому +12

      G A Z E

    • @plastikcaik2585
      @plastikcaik2585 7 років тому +7

      CedarHunt **weeps**

    • @Deltoren1
      @Deltoren1 7 років тому +3

      'sobbbss'

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 7 років тому +3

      I thought at first that he said "weeb"

    • @pigl4t1
      @pigl4t1 7 років тому +12

      CedarHunt uhhhhhhh yeh

  • @dreww823
    @dreww823 7 років тому +446

    "Ok that's enough, everybody go to jail"
    Yeah that hit the nail right on the head

    • @cjlian9829
      @cjlian9829 7 років тому +49

      Drew W and don't drop the soap

    • @nytutso
      @nytutso 7 років тому +8

      Cj Lian
      NO RAPE JOKES MAN

    • @foxtrot1962
      @foxtrot1962 7 років тому +1

      Drew W nice profile pic

    • @Trollfagget
      @Trollfagget 7 років тому +9

      What is the most sexually criminal extract?
      Rapeseed oil

  • @bidoof367
    @bidoof367 6 років тому +252

    ash ketchum doesnt have a porn stash because he doesnt live in one place. and is constantly followed by a group of people. and is literally still ten after 900 episodes

  • @RJD-kf1xz
    @RJD-kf1xz 7 років тому +1934

    "GAZE UPON THE COMMENT SECTION AND WEEP"

  • @conkerlive101
    @conkerlive101 7 років тому +2593

    Whoever edits your videos should get a high five

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 років тому +142

      *high five*

    • @raven.8073
      @raven.8073 7 років тому +50

      When Dorkly forgets that adding asterix just makes your comment *Bold*

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 років тому +128

      Maybe I was just boldly high fiving him ;)

    • @-wack
      @-wack 7 років тому +9

      Dorkly remove the puppet. I hate it ;-; it's scary....

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 7 років тому +10

      Wow racist

  • @pastelbaby1233
    @pastelbaby1233 7 років тому +309

    What about that one scene in the Animaniacs?
    "Dot, look for prints."
    "I found Prince!"
    "No, FINGERPRINTS!"
    "I don't think so..."

    • @Quyzbuk86
      @Quyzbuk86 7 років тому +17

      I was expecting that too, but looking at other "filthy joke in cartoon" videos afterward showed they did touch on that one at least once so that base was covered.

    • @ThatReplyGuy
      @ThatReplyGuy 7 років тому +4

      I just rewatched this scene, and I'm still confused. What's so bad about this scene? Am I missing something?

    • @twelchees
      @twelchees 7 років тому +10

      Uncle Jellyfish "finger prince"

    • @ck-1649
      @ck-1649 4 роки тому +3

      I don't get it

    • @billcipher1425
      @billcipher1425 3 роки тому +1

      Ok... Finger prince umm this is making me uncomfortable can someone else explain.

  • @crazyaf12
    @crazyaf12 6 років тому +230

    -"How are you paying for therapy now that your insurance dropped you?"
    -"I don't"
    USA! USA! USA!
    So true! 😂😭

    • @Lorddrago_69
      @Lorddrago_69 5 років тому +4

      USA for life

    • @patrickstar1430
      @patrickstar1430 5 років тому +1

      HA HA HA HA HA HA

    • @alainbourgault1937
      @alainbourgault1937 5 років тому +4

      Psychologist aren`t free in Canada, as are a all plethora of health care professionnels.

    • @fantasticnerd7978
      @fantasticnerd7978 5 років тому +2

      Was that on Drake and Josh

    • @LainWithSweetTea
      @LainWithSweetTea 5 років тому +4

      @@Lorddrago_69 until we get mildly Ill and die due to a preventable illness~ hell I can't even afford car insurance so I walk my ass everywhere in southern heat~

  • @alexistheweak6841
    @alexistheweak6841 7 років тому +668

    Batman has no porn, only justice.

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 років тому +21

      If Batman fapped, all that released tension would affect his brooding personality and probably be less aggressive when fighting crime. On the other hand (giggity), maybe he does fap a little so that he doesn't go highlander on all the criminals.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 7 років тому +5

      He can't go highlander anymore. He has PTSD.

    • @sadfrogee
      @sadfrogee 7 років тому +13

      Mastermind8908 With all the "sexy" lady characters that sometimes flirt with him im sure he faps.

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina 7 років тому +18

      Batman needs no porn, fucker gets more tail than you ever will.... In some cases literally, when he fucked the Cheetah Villain

    • @Dra9ondemon
      @Dra9ondemon 7 років тому +57

      Justice is Batman's porn.

  • @991yugioh
    @991yugioh 7 років тому +1546

    Let me guess before watching: The Powerpuff girls twerking

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 7 років тому +103

      I knew it!

    • @aliasaurum8395
      @aliasaurum8395 7 років тому +68

      991yugioh "edited"

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 7 років тому +69

      AliasAurum It was a misspelling of the word twerking

    • @docholliday9058
      @docholliday9058 7 років тому +30

      AliasAurum how would that matter anyway? It's not like he could not have watched the video before making the claim anyway. Unless he would have been here literally within seconds from the publishing. It's just fun to try to bet in the obvious once in a while.

    • @darkchilde100
      @darkchilde100 7 років тому +2

      And topless Chipettes their here too.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 7 років тому +152

    I can't be the only one who was really bothered by how much the Chipmuks and Chipettes looked absolutely nothing like chipmunks and everything like semi-human-children with weird animal noses.

    • @bradleyhinton9104
      @bradleyhinton9104 7 років тому +1

      Master Markus IKR

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 7 років тому +9

      to quote the video: "sexually repressed perverted animators."

    • @sandywolfr26
      @sandywolfr26 7 років тому +2

      Master Markus it why I like the movies. At least they look like chipmunks in the movies

    • @HowDoUPlayGames
      @HowDoUPlayGames 7 років тому +5

      It doesn't bother me like it does you, but I agree. I always thought that Chip and Dale were better, and much more accurate. Though they've improved Alvin and his brothers since transitioning to CGI.

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 7 років тому +2

      the Nickelodeon cartoon makes them look worse.

  • @thewisherr
    @thewisherr 7 років тому +62

    "i'm a strong minded baby, ya, call me that"
    strong minded baby

  • @saintfontain
    @saintfontain 7 років тому +176

    sym biotic was not exaaaaaaaactly a kid show hence why it was moved adult swim.

    • @Skeleton-chan
      @Skeleton-chan 7 років тому +5

      Tax write off i think. So it's never coming back.

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому

      Oh ya it’s was when that seen came out and ya guys it was cancelled shortly after I don’t think it’s coming back either

    • @nathanbradshaw22
      @nathanbradshaw22 4 роки тому

      Its on Netflix

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 7 років тому +36

    On the subject of Sym-Bionic Titan, her intentions were actually to mess with him so he would do her homework for her, hoping to string him along on false promises until the robot managed to get her to do it on her own and the two fell in love...man I miss this show...

    • @freshmadgod
      @freshmadgod 7 років тому +2

      Mr. Cow there's a innuendo to be made here

    • @sigma9269
      @sigma9269 7 років тому

      Mr. Cow What show was it?

    • @TutorialBear
      @TutorialBear 7 років тому

      Mr. Cow; from what little I watched it was good

    • @billygwira6533
      @billygwira6533 7 років тому

      Haunted Chandelier sym bionic titan

    • @DJDarkDarsi
      @DJDarkDarsi 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Cow Wait... wasn't she an adult? I thought she was the single next door who the robot guy (who also wasn't 'underage') gained feelings for... it's been a while since I've seen the show though so its fine if im wrong...

  • @izzy473
    @izzy473 7 років тому +354

    I loved the chippettes/chipmunks as a kid, I never realized that the snake charmer song they sang was about them wanting to "get lucky" with them😂😂

  • @arls-xv6gm
    @arls-xv6gm 6 років тому +72

    15:13 As a Canadian, we would like to apologize for being an inconvenience in your life
    We would love to supply you with a lifetime supply of maple syrup
    We know you’d love it eh?
    Sincerely a nice Canadian 🇨🇦

    • @cowgod1945
      @cowgod1945 3 роки тому

      I prefer aunt Jemima butter rich syrup, maple is just disgusting

    • @GodxEnergy
      @GodxEnergy 3 роки тому

      Kinda cringe with the eh? Seriously, eh? is annoying

    • @arls-xv6gm
      @arls-xv6gm 3 роки тому +2

      @@GodxEnergy this comment is satire you know?

    • @sxorpioispapi415
      @sxorpioispapi415 3 роки тому +2

      @@GodxEnergy eh?

    • @gimmekromer1151
      @gimmekromer1151 3 роки тому

      @@GodxEnergy eh?

  • @roreah
    @roreah 7 років тому +225

    So.. nobody ain't saying nothing about the puppets glasses fell off? Cause it was freakin hilarious

    • @DoubIoons
      @DoubIoons 7 років тому +6

      I know right.

    • @eimikofan
      @eimikofan 7 років тому +1

      EpileF Felipe no it wasn't

    • @zeroglitch1310
      @zeroglitch1310 7 років тому

      I lost it when it happened.

  • @ryanspees2857
    @ryanspees2857 7 років тому +150

    Tony, you strong, beautiful, interesting, confident, smooth talking, great bearded, baby.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 років тому +148

      Best Baby!

    • @HisMajesty.
      @HisMajesty. 7 років тому +9

      I never knew his name till just now hmm

  • @baaqirsalaam3040
    @baaqirsalaam3040 7 років тому +1375

    You strong minded baby, you!

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 років тому +131

      Thank you :)

    • @benrooke1859
      @benrooke1859 7 років тому +4

      Dorkly I love your videos your so funny :)

    • @seanwilson5753
      @seanwilson5753 7 років тому +3

      Tyrone T. Wolf DAMNIT THAT WAS MY IDEA!

    • @Spirit0mbYT
      @Spirit0mbYT 7 років тому +3

      TricksterZero Hi I love your videos

    • @HuzzBon
      @HuzzBon 7 років тому +1

      Lol I wanted to say that

  • @diego2112gaming
    @diego2112gaming 6 років тому +94

    I guess if you did the Animaniacs it would have taken the whole episode...

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc 7 років тому +327

    Cartoons when we were kids were designed to make sure that we got aroused without even knowing what being aroused was.

    • @srennelamirez643
      @srennelamirez643 7 років тому +3

      Salem Selevante wut

    • @tonybone7197
      @tonybone7197 7 років тому +12

      Salem Selevante that is oddly true

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому +13

      Salem Selevante yep I blame that for 95 % of my search history.

    • @animationdeclaration9817
      @animationdeclaration9817 6 років тому

      football Jr explore you guys are cool

    • @RadiantSkiddMarx
      @RadiantSkiddMarx 6 років тому

      We can look back and say "I don't think you're supposed to say that on Pokemon." or "SpongeBob, putting your underwear on your head might not be the best idea. Take a look in the mirror."

  • @dantefarefox4489
    @dantefarefox4489 7 років тому +242

    "Spice is the drug of choice in the starwars universe" Hmm, wonder if they import that from Arrakis. I bet the import tax on that stuff is crazy.

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 7 років тому +16

      Yeah I'm the intermediate, 60% commission min, cause Disney take their 35%.
      But Paul gave me a SpiceCake to share with Luke, that was freaking awesome !
      Just be careful with stoned-high Jedis.

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 років тому +12

      That would be interesting, but Star Wars took place "a long time ago" and Dune took place in the distant future.

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 7 років тому +7

      Dante Farefox you wanna buy some death sticks?

    • @dantefarefox4489
      @dantefarefox4489 7 років тому +7

      You don't want to sell me death sticks... You want to go home and rethink your life.

    • @Fizzlepop72
      @Fizzlepop72 7 років тому +2

      Dejay Page Sounds like cigarettes

  • @samuelbradford-smith4858
    @samuelbradford-smith4858 7 років тому +209

    Rick and Morty did the drop the soap joke, but being a giants jail they twist it by saying the soap would crush them. A new spin on an old crappy joke.

    • @VocalMabiMaple
      @VocalMabiMaple 6 років тому +13

      Rick and Morty is also an adult cartoon however, and is meant to offend people.

    • @PinkGirlSkull
      @PinkGirlSkull 6 років тому +16

      Rick and morty is on ADULT SWIM so it's not even for children

    • @feebweed
      @feebweed 6 років тому +1

      And then they just straight up said it but that’s because it’s for adults

    • @themasteronhigh1665
      @themasteronhigh1665 6 років тому +4

      I wouldn't call Rick and Morty a kids cartoon

    • @danieljones7169
      @danieljones7169 6 років тому +7

      “That’ll make it way easier for them to rape us!”

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 5 років тому +72

    Well if the chipettes freak you out so much then never watch Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid (despite how good of a show it is) or any anime with a single character you can not 100% confirm the gender of and there age for that matter.

    • @FF-tp7qs
      @FF-tp7qs 5 років тому +1

      Sasami from Tenchi Muyo is really 700 years old

    • @Chrono-bo4zc
      @Chrono-bo4zc 4 роки тому +6

      Kobayashis dragon maid isnt for kids tho

    • @anthonytrashboat
      @anthonytrashboat 4 роки тому +2

      That is literally not for kids tho.

    • @mikimatzuki3411
      @mikimatzuki3411 2 роки тому

      Its not about the fact that its not for kids, its the fact that the children in KDM are sexualized quite often, especially Kanna

  • @TheRealMaxJenius
    @TheRealMaxJenius 7 років тому +130

    It was the 80's dude! That glorious time when you could find cursing and nudity in PG rated films. We were bad ass kids!

    • @Gyarretto7
      @Gyarretto7 7 років тому +11

      The glorious days when PG meant something, and before the PG-13 rating was created.

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs 7 років тому +1

      James Hussey There is still swearing and they can show rear nudity in PG movies

    • @yamigekusu
      @yamigekusu 7 років тому +2

      James Hussey Spaceballs had a PG rating and the F-bomb was said once

    • @TheRealMaxJenius
      @TheRealMaxJenius 7 років тому +6

      YamiGekusu I love that one! Some other 80's PG classics with dirty words in them: Back to the Future, Big, E.T. and Goonies.

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому

      No we weren’t and we’re not now and if you are speak for yourself.

  • @KazumaKiryu-0
    @KazumaKiryu-0 7 років тому +209

    name one cartoon who doesn't have a porn stash, ned flanders

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +21

      Haven't watched ALL the episodes, but wouldn't his stash of Beatles' related products indicate something?

    • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
      @OokamiKageGinGetsu 7 років тому +35

      He's got a porn 'stache, though.

    • @codedigital2297
      @codedigital2297 7 років тому

      Inmate Joker
      check my comment

    • @luis377
      @luis377 7 років тому

      my cartoon im going to start :P

    • @nicoleirwin9677
      @nicoleirwin9677 7 років тому +1

      Inmate Joker, counter, ned is part of the simpsons show, and the simpson males all have porn. that porn undoubtedly gets seen by ned, who staches it away to prevent it from ever being seen again but is constantly tempted to see them, even more so when BOTH his wifes die because he now has more freedom to watch porn. this is (possibly) not fully cannon but it is extremely logical that bart would at some point have flanders find a porn comic as a prank. Although im not sure if this was an episode or not but it might be.

  • @danny90099
    @danny90099 7 років тому +217

    Chipettes just gain more miilion view thank for this video

    • @ThaKillaWarrior
      @ThaKillaWarrior 7 років тому +7

      Rick Sanchez Where are you Rick. COME BACK!!!!!

    • @Paddy11037
      @Paddy11037 7 років тому +2

      Wubba lubba dub dumbass

    • @joslin421
      @joslin421 7 років тому +5

      Rick Sanchez SEASON THREEEEE

    • @Xavriel1738
      @Xavriel1738 7 років тому +3

      Rick Sanchez szeschuan sauce morty!!!!!!!!

  • @ikol458
    @ikol458 7 років тому +27

    "FEEL NO PAIN! FEEL NO PAIN!! FEEL NO PAAAAIIIINNNN!!!"
    "AH! Okay!"

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 7 років тому +261

    Funny thing is that I remember seing many of these scenes as a kid. My kid brain didn't comprehend something as "rape", I didn't even comprehend what sex is at that time, hell I didn't see the sexuality of chippetes at all. So for example the entire Mojo Jojo jail scene was funny to me because "oooh that ugly evil guy wants to kiss him, haha Mojo doesn't like it, haha, kissing is gross, haha"

    • @BlackMegas
      @BlackMegas 7 років тому

      Fisho D so true

    • @BlackMegas
      @BlackMegas 7 років тому +3

      Brian Deal I quoted vegeta abridged. I learned the truth and now I'm suppressing the truth

    • @killingtime4444
      @killingtime4444 7 років тому +2

      Werlay Brinvert repressing in 5....

    • @Jooysua
      @Jooysua 7 років тому

      Yeah, Kids are dumb but if you get older you start to notice it

    • @BlackMegas
      @BlackMegas 7 років тому +1

      Joshua Fredricksom I didn't until someone told me

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 7 років тому +16

    inappropriate jokes video right before i go to bed...well im gonna have some weird dreams now

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 років тому +21

      Dream of mutant babies twerking...

    • @somestrawberry2262
      @somestrawberry2262 7 років тому +4

      Dorkly The best kind of dreams ;)

  • @juicybrucey_5352
    @juicybrucey_5352 7 років тому +51

    Watched Monster House when I was a kid. Scarred for life.

    • @MysticMorigan1998
      @MysticMorigan1998 7 років тому

      Yummy Pancakez so it's a girrrlll house

    • @juicybrucey_5352
      @juicybrucey_5352 7 років тому

      A girls house that eats people yeah.

    • @riploljustforfu9929
      @riploljustforfu9929 7 років тому

      Yummy Pancakez Me too. And I was literally afraid of strangers houses for a few months.

    • @SpitefulHuman
      @SpitefulHuman 7 років тому

      Yummy Pancakez I watched that movie multiple times never got really got scared of it

  • @eaglehopper346
    @eaglehopper346 7 років тому +148

    Dorkly: Name a character that doesnt have a porn stash.
    Me: Phines, or ferb.

  • @arch1eviathan216
    @arch1eviathan216 7 років тому +129

    Number 2 was pretty tough to watch.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 7 років тому +16

      Meh... I used to watch that show all the time in the 90s, and it just got better when they were introduced, IMO.
      *Brittany was my favorite, and I feel SO paranoid for saying that because Alvin!*

    • @Guntherson220
      @Guntherson220 7 років тому +14

      *Blue Water Nebula* Number 2 killed what little faith I had in humanity. let the telepathic war dolphins take over people, they would never make anything like this abomination.

    • @ThePageOfSpace
      @ThePageOfSpace 7 років тому +12

      actually dolphins are extremely sexual animals sometime participating in gang rape or necrophilia

    • @whatthe1849
      @whatthe1849 7 років тому

      Her Imperial Xiiara Wait what?

    • @ThePageOfSpace
      @ThePageOfSpace 7 років тому +1

      Bill Cipher dolphins gang rape other dolphins and have intercourse with dead dolphins occasionally

  • @StevonnieMaheswaran
    @StevonnieMaheswaran 7 років тому +171

    *Oh, Rose, what are you reading? You're too innocent!*

    • @williambalow6955
      @williambalow6955 7 років тому +21

      Perhaps after she said she wanted to have a kid. That was the only way Greg could think of to explain how it worked

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 7 років тому +7

      "greg what is a... peeee-nisssss?"

    • @PrincessSketch13
      @PrincessSketch13 7 років тому +2

      pastelness OwO wow this really surprised me bc my name is rose XD

    • @Bearwithme2day
      @Bearwithme2day 7 років тому +1

      I had to pause while reading for a second lol

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому +1

      Thesonderchild 13 to both you and rose lol

  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  7 років тому +1279

    More twerking babies than anyone could ever possibly need. (One)

    • @kiarawolfe4723
      @kiarawolfe4723 7 років тому +8

      Dorkly I already saw the cancer of the whip and nene live choir.... this killed more in me >.

    • @poke-fan5365
      @poke-fan5365 7 років тому +8

      Dorkly You are a strong-minded Baby

    • @morro190
      @morro190 7 років тому +9

      The sexual thrill is almost too much.

    • @BiTheBooks
      @BiTheBooks 7 років тому +6

      Dorkly When in doubt on how to bow out, always go with "USA, USA, USA, USA!" 😄

    • @richardblack1588
      @richardblack1588 7 років тому

      Dorkly time to head over to shadbases website

  • @jacobbosecker6916
    @jacobbosecker6916 6 років тому +67

    The clone wars is not a kids show. It has proven that many times

    • @anthonytrashboat
      @anthonytrashboat 4 роки тому +6

      Yes that's why it aired on a kids channel and advertised itself as a kids show.

    • @anthonytrashboat
      @anthonytrashboat 4 роки тому +3

      @@10tailedbijuu but adult swim is different

    • @matthewlane518
      @matthewlane518 3 роки тому

      I would say it's closer to a teenager young adult, or Young at heart😛, but not for little kids at all

  • @TexasGTO
    @TexasGTO 7 років тому +140

    The "shake it bake it booty quake it roll it around" song is the ring tone for my wife lol

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 7 років тому +6

      Your wife I'm betting is very beautiful

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 7 років тому

      Nice

  • @kouizumi9484
    @kouizumi9484 7 років тому +77

    JESUS CHRIST I JUST GOT THE SNORKS JOKE.
    THEY'RE CALLED "SNORKS" BECAUSE OF THEIR...
    oh, man...
    I feel REEEEAAAAALLLY dumb..

  • @alondrah7483
    @alondrah7483 7 років тому +165

    Even when I was younger I realized how sexualized the Chippettes were but I still loved the movie.😭

    • @riverwhite8418
      @riverwhite8418 7 років тому +1

      Alondra H Me too! And I had a crush on Brittany when I was younger.

    • @Lazt
      @Lazt 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 6 років тому +3

      why do you people do this. these are chipmunks. this is not normal.

    • @Nothin2seehere-e4z
      @Nothin2seehere-e4z 5 років тому

      @@bidoof367
      Ikr? Worse if they're attract to LA chipettes because they look like chipmunks. They're underaged too.

  • @bm6chime
    @bm6chime 5 років тому +51

    These guys: *name one cartoon character doesn’t have a certain collection of stuff*
    Me: (Immediately) Thomas The Tank Engine

    • @RidesOnLongBus
      @RidesOnLongBus 5 років тому

      Nope because he has instructions on how to start!

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 5 років тому +1

      @The Adventurer he doesn't need one. Y'all know him and sarah hooked up for life from Middleschool on. The eds obviously did decide the kanker sisters werent that bad. Save being rapey.

    • @hyperninjaslayer9997
      @hyperninjaslayer9997 4 роки тому +1

      Ash from Pokemon

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 роки тому

      @@10tailedbijuu true. Lucky bugger. And the least insane.

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr 4 роки тому

      It would just be a compilation of trains having their couplings attached to each other...

  • @jurassicbacon
    @jurassicbacon 7 років тому +598

    Shuger
    Honey
    Ice
    Tea

  • @TheChaotiCake
    @TheChaotiCake 7 років тому +472

    "Everybody go to jail"
    Basically how the justice system works in America, especially when it comes to children.

    • @MrGreenYeti
      @MrGreenYeti 7 років тому +13

      Surely you mean when people come to children?

    • @megakazuya123
      @megakazuya123 7 років тому +5

      TheChaotiCake bro the chimpets were straight up kiddie porn, I remember watching as I got older and was like "my childhood was dark"

    • @thatthingyouseeatthecorner5249
      @thatthingyouseeatthecorner5249 7 років тому +20

      TheChaotiCake
      When it comes to crimes involving the mistreatment of children, I'd rather have that system rather than a lighthearted one

    • @furydeath
      @furydeath 7 років тому +3

      unless your a republican congressmen

    • @yiwoon_cr8s
      @yiwoon_cr8s 7 років тому +8

      TheChaotiCake If you just stare at Raz naked:"EVERY fangirls go to jail."

  • @Cyraneth
    @Cyraneth 7 років тому +36

    Do keep in mind that while there might be sexual euphemisms in cartoons, kids won't get it - or if they do, they're probably know way more than you'd ever want to admit to yourself.

    • @giin97
      @giin97 7 років тому +3

      Cyraneth Vamaross in general social interactions are learned interactions. Just because they might not fully understand it, doesn't mean they aren't learning to do it, and it being portrayed in a light, positive manner reinforces that. By the time they hit double digits they'll understand the euphemism and have less taboo against acting it out, and if the portrayal they learned was between kids and adults, well then. Hollywood has already had the reputation since the 80's as being a haven for pedophilia, as we're yet again being reminded of all over again. You really want these people who do these kind of things to be creating media that teaches kids that there's nothing wrong with these people doing these kinds of things?

  • @MrInvaderOhYeah
    @MrInvaderOhYeah 6 років тому +15

    4:48 😂👌
    *_That guy said Rule 34 not needed_*

  • @ehoffart529
    @ehoffart529 7 років тому +177

    I never caught the Spongebob soap joke as a kid.

    • @starburstocean3203
      @starburstocean3203 7 років тому +6

      Ethan Hoffart
      same

    • @kiwikarp9509
      @kiwikarp9509 7 років тому

      Ethan Hoffart
      I asked one of my classmates about it, and when they told me, it honestly didn't bother me at all.

    • @thezerfer9860
      @thezerfer9860 7 років тому +3

      same

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 7 років тому +11

      Ethan Hoffart you weren't supposed to, I think.

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 7 років тому

      Ethan Hoffart I wonder why

  • @adrianh.5038
    @adrianh.5038 7 років тому +55

    I will never look at a printer the same again.

  • @Yui714
    @Yui714 7 років тому +17

    Alright alright you've convinced us. We need more of this in our shows today.

  • @Localsvideos...
    @Localsvideos... 4 роки тому +8

    I love how everyone frogot about total drama island

  • @thatguywithawatch53
    @thatguywithawatch53 7 років тому +61

    I swear I've seen this topic in two dozen videos by now. "Ten inappropriate scenes in kids movies." "Ten hidden innuendos that in children's shows." "Ten raunchy jokes in kids movies that you never knew about."
    I'm pretty sure this isn't even the first time Dorkly has done this video.

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 7 років тому +1

      And not last because they are moralists.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 7 років тому +4

      More like over-sensitised hypocrites.

  • @xXMujaheDXx999
    @xXMujaheDXx999 7 років тому +140

    that moment when you finally understand every dirty joke on cartoons.
    you feel disgusted in front of your little brother :l

  • @NotChicoAndPico
    @NotChicoAndPico 7 років тому +200

    Personally, I'm glad all these cartoons in the past had these references. My parents didn't mind them, I didn't mind them, and I hope nobody from the future generations in my family will grow to mind them.
    This type of stuff is fun.

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman 6 років тому +6

    "Thief in the Night' was honestly one of my least favorite episodes of my favorite cartoon. I actually got to meet Peter Cullen (the voice of Optimus Prime in the original series, the films and much of the rest of the franchise). I remember it now. It is the year 2005... ;)

  • @frozeneternity93
    @frozeneternity93 7 років тому +232

    This would be more then 60 minutes long if anime was included

    • @jgames1113
      @jgames1113 7 років тому +59

      Japanese kids don't count. USA USA USA

    • @DarkChaos313
      @DarkChaos313 7 років тому +14

      FrozenEternity, sexy anime girls are mostly reserved for the older audience of 14 and up.

    • @danklordcthulhu1110
      @danklordcthulhu1110 7 років тому

      This is true for almost all of Popee the Performer, and other shows that i don't know off the top of my head.

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino 7 років тому +2

      8000 h if Hentai was included. Which isn't for cats.

    • @raininess
      @raininess 7 років тому +1

      Right, it's for dogs. Obviously.

  • @isabellebacosa1810
    @isabellebacosa1810 7 років тому +47

    I'll never be able to print an essay again

  • @jjvagnar1
    @jjvagnar1 7 років тому +366

    Kids aren't precious fragile little snowflakes who'll explode at the slightest suggestion of naughtiness, despite what so may moral guardians would have you believe. The vast majority of these jokes will go straight over their heads, or make them giggle a little before going on...
    ...
    Except for the Chippette one, which will result in a new generation of Furries!

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 7 років тому +10

      As an adult... So adults have dirty minds even with this shitty moral guard and looks like it's adults who more fragile.

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 років тому +5

      Ahh, I remember the 80s and 90s when that was the perfect mentality everybody had.

    • @victorlevoso8984
      @victorlevoso8984 7 років тому +2

      Melon Cat that just anecdotical evidence, you need more data to see if there is correlation.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 7 років тому +3

      But as a child you had no discomfort watching them do it. Or similar things, that is.

    • @zilaxia
      @zilaxia 7 років тому +1

      John Erlwanger dude i'm a furry and we aren't like that but only the creeps of the fandom watch that hideous furry porn

  • @GroverKent
    @GroverKent 4 роки тому +2

    4:47 If you pay close attention, you'll see that when they were screengrabbing those comments, they actually took the time to like that one comment that said "Rule34 not needed."

  • @Medachod
    @Medachod 7 років тому +62

    The Sym-Bionic Titan case is not nearly as bad. Besides the fact they're teenagers as you said, which doesn't correlate very well to your other point concerning toddlers due to the massive age difference; alongside the fact that it's rated TV-PG-V, that's way more understandable than The Powerpuff Girls (2016), which has a noticeably lower rating and the girls are way younger.

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 7 років тому

      You just not that moralist like them.

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 років тому

      Considering the PPGs already looked like that already when created, they had to be, at the most, 1 year old before they even started school. You may shudder now.

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 7 років тому +3

      Especially because immediately after the robot says no and refuses to give in to her manipulation. If it sends any message it tells teens that sex does not always get you anything you want even if you are attractive.
      I don't know if this is on purpose or not but they are taking this scene way out of context. If not they need to be more careful. If so then this is a shameful display meant to push an agenda. Either way that inclusion is unfair to the show and a poor display on Dorkly's part.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 7 років тому

      +AlphaOmega1237, Hah, I guess that's one way of thinking about it!

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina 7 років тому +2

      Woah woah woah. Lets remember something important about the Powerpuff Girls. They've thought "Dick Was good" until they learned how evil "Dick Hardy" was XD

  • @uroaratakamilovesmusic6406
    @uroaratakamilovesmusic6406 7 років тому +180

    What about teen titans go robin twerks all the time and kisses his butt.

    • @wendellforsburg8027
      @wendellforsburg8027 7 років тому +19

      Uroara Takami Loves music don't mention that abomination

    • @dlicea163
      @dlicea163 7 років тому +24

      Wendell Forsburg fr... I want the original back😩

    • @Elf_Pyro
      @Elf_Pyro 7 років тому +7

      there talking about teen titans go, not teen titans there two different shows

    • @Fairygroveyt
      @Fairygroveyt 7 років тому +10

      "Please, call me Mr. Butt." Robin smacks his butt. "You've earned it."

    • @whatthe1849
      @whatthe1849 7 років тому +6

      Uroara Takami Loves music and when beast boy has an underwear in ravens bed and signals Raven to come closer. Ew so not kid friendly.

  • @rusty2422
    @rusty2422 7 років тому +628

    *Trainer Rusty Appeared*

    • @swankypants9366
      @swankypants9366 7 років тому

      ah

    • @croutons4salad613
      @croutons4salad613 7 років тому +7

      BLAST EM

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 7 років тому +1

      Trainer Rusty used pokeball on computer screen. But nothing happened...

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 7 років тому +2

      You got your perfect bidoof on you?

    • @bastouis6476
      @bastouis6476 7 років тому +1

      Trainer Rusty
      me: go! bastouis!
      bastouis : uses surf!

  • @ReFriedNoodles
    @ReFriedNoodles 7 років тому +1

    Thank you. I nearly threw up laughing at those Chipette comments. The internet did not disappoint.

  • @gregoryburgundy4857
    @gregoryburgundy4857 7 років тому +106

    please don't ever stop this show, i love that Muppet or puppet whatever that purple thing is

  • @jimbolimes3709
    @jimbolimes3709 7 років тому +58

    am I on a list now?

  • @deimos1585
    @deimos1585 7 років тому +91

    *_GAZE UPON THE COMMENT SECTION AND WEEP_*

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 5 років тому +18

    7:14 Oh man. "Untill recently"? They aren't treated seriously even now. SJWs and Femenazis like to overlook those...

    • @massalo85
      @massalo85 4 роки тому

      Incel

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 4 роки тому

      @@massalo85 Yes someone who wants male rape victims to be taken seriously is an incel.

  • @OnlyNeedJuan
    @OnlyNeedJuan 7 років тому +58

    So...... a network printer is sort of like a giant circlejerk?

  • @Aaron-zj3rk
    @Aaron-zj3rk 7 років тому +217

    'all 3 chipettes are hot no debating that" uhh would you like to rethink that for a second, like do you honestly find any form of sexual attraction to the underage wild rodents? Do you really now?

    • @NotPuffal
      @NotPuffal 7 років тому +3

      Car Access - ROAD ACCIDENTS I personally don't, but with enough effort, like those scenes, you can sexualities anything

    • @krayzoman
      @krayzoman 7 років тому +7

      To be fair, they ARE animated and anthropomorphized. Also, note the difference between what people fap to and what they're into in reality, it's not always the same. Also also, people tend to be attracted to what they have experience with; most people 'experienced' the chippettes, and most other kids' shows, at a young/impressionable age. It's less about seeing 8yo rodents naked and more about seeing something you know naked. Also also also, animation takes time, money, and permission; any fanservice of that length is premeditated and designed to have the effect it did. Blame the producers and project managers, not the animators.
      Not saying it's right or normal, just less weird than it seems at face value. And there probably is a group all for the 8yo rodent thing, but I strongly doubt it's the majority.

    • @Hannah-D09
      @Hannah-D09 7 років тому +3

      Car Access - ROAD ACCIDENTS cough cough furries

    • @devinsatterfield2517
      @devinsatterfield2517 7 років тому

      Christian Hagen Koop

    • @Jay-ho7sf
      @Jay-ho7sf 7 років тому +4

      If your a furry then yes

  • @rgferns1091
    @rgferns1091 7 років тому +28

    Timmy turner from the fairly odd parents he dosen't have a stash

    • @conotaku9898
      @conotaku9898 7 років тому +3

      b_52 gaming read breaking the rules by croc

    • @nathancrowe9131
      @nathancrowe9131 7 років тому +4

      oh I think he does. .. why else would he run up to his room with arm fulls of paper towels and telling his parents not to bother him. lets hope he covers the fish bowl or Cosmo Wanda and Poof are all scared for life.

    • @zacattak4837
      @zacattak4837 7 років тому

      Logan Filipiak lol i remember that episode.

  • @SamuraiMotoko
    @SamuraiMotoko 6 років тому +9

    The don't drop the soap teach me to bend my knees while picking stuff up

  • @MatthewDeweyWriter
    @MatthewDeweyWriter 7 років тому +69

    Nice beard...*says hipster softly*

    • @Lucurtega
      @Lucurtega 7 років тому +31

      Nice profile pic... *says fucking furry softly*

    • @Nativefall
      @Nativefall 7 років тому

      Gentleman Fox fukkkin furrrrrry

    • @noriaraya1415
      @noriaraya1415 7 років тому +1

      oy why do you hate furries? I mean really, leave him alone

    • @Lucurtega
      @Lucurtega 7 років тому

      I mean, haven't you ever heard of the meme "fucking furrys"?

    • @wealllame
      @wealllame 7 років тому +1

      Nori Araya leave furrys alone :^(((( they real people like u n me

  • @Greenjay64
    @Greenjay64 7 років тому +88

    That end bit got me

    • @AndroidOO3
      @AndroidOO3 7 років тому +18

      USA!

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 7 років тому +6

      Canadian viewer: W-what?!
      U. S. Citizen: (HAHA Frenchies) And forget about our lame healthcare!
      "USA!! USA!! USA!!!"

    • @RandomGamerCory
      @RandomGamerCory 7 років тому +2

      eh free healthcares not amazing if you actually need something serious done...and obamacare was terrible you had to pay the first 8k of any doctor visit out of your own pocket

    • @reVelske
      @reVelske 7 років тому +6

      +RandomGamerCory It's better than nothing, or the proposed replacement. Everybody - once given the all the details - would likely agree that Obamacare is deeply flawed, but the thing is, it's better, far better, than nothing. If a perfect replacement is easy, there would've been one a long time ago, but in the words of Grorious Reader: "Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated".

    • @markhenderson9507
      @markhenderson9507 7 років тому +2

      Obamacare is one of the worst things to happen to this country.

  • @JohtoJoey
    @JohtoJoey 7 років тому +37

    Will no one think of the children

    • @shrimppimp4509
      @shrimppimp4509 7 років тому +17

      Kenji Setou they thinking of them alright just stay out of rule 34

  • @Higgy_ZA
    @Higgy_ZA 2 роки тому

    Just come across this nugget of pure gold. Bless your commentary, ser.

  • @abebredl9866
    @abebredl9866 7 років тому +25

    kudos to you, Dorkly editor.

  • @garyhobbesworth941
    @garyhobbesworth941 7 років тому +28

    This channel should just be videos where you find comments by people sexualizing kids' cartoon characters.

    • @ShyGreenBean
      @ShyGreenBean 7 років тому +1

      Gary Hobbesworth that’s not what it is?

  • @BrKody
    @BrKody 7 років тому +94

    Yo host guy you're a strong minded baby. Just thought you should know have an awesome day.

  • @marvelousmadmen832
    @marvelousmadmen832 6 років тому +7

    4:41 “....someone...please just kill me...”

  • @sunbeam5744
    @sunbeam5744 7 років тому +746

    I hate breadwinners.

  • @dimphosomo5226
    @dimphosomo5226 7 років тому +71

    "Dick-ter Skale!!!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂👌 Gold1

  • @AMKR4Lyfe
    @AMKR4Lyfe 7 років тому +41

    challenge accepted! A cartoon without porn stash - Arthur from PBS also probably The Magical,School Bus (PBS)!👻

    • @heylosersaykidbackwards9021
      @heylosersaykidbackwards9021 7 років тому +3

      The kids do get really excited when the teacher says: *Into the school bus kids * :)

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому +1

      About Arthur my man sad to say but I remember that episode cant remember the exact number but his mom caught him. 😢

    • @King-by2qo
      @King-by2qo 6 років тому

      what about ash ketchum from pokemon? (yeah i know i'm weird)

    • @Felix_Light
      @Felix_Light 6 років тому

      Sadly there is porn of Arthur.

    • @frylock1998
      @frylock1998 6 років тому

      Well he did watch South Park and Beavis and Butt-Head

  • @brycelahm1283
    @brycelahm1283 5 років тому +2

    I love how (relatively) uncensored Star Wars The Clone Wars is for a kids show.

  • @Silverado-pq6xe
    @Silverado-pq6xe 6 років тому +6

    6:16 3 voice cuts in 4 seconds, nice.

  • @GrandDukeCaesar
    @GrandDukeCaesar 7 років тому +101

    Your shirt is too small

    • @buddyfridell2341
      @buddyfridell2341 7 років тому +11

      Are we the only one's noticing his extra small shirt? His tummy is so white that when his shirt lifts, I'm blinded.

    • @ovakbaby8566
      @ovakbaby8566 7 років тому +13

      it only makes him look more like a snacc

    • @flooflord9187
      @flooflord9187 6 років тому +1

      Also he needs to cut his beard

  • @BeeLy1011
    @BeeLy1011 7 років тому +22

    "Name one cartoon character that doesn't have a secret porn stash"
    Challenge Accepted!
    -Star Butterfly
    -Phineas/Ferb
    -Every Jedi in Star Wars The Clone Wars...I think.
    Honestly, there is too many to put them all here

    • @ConkerX4
      @ConkerX4 7 років тому +2

      Angry Garden Crafter WRONG

    • @BeeLy1011
      @BeeLy1011 7 років тому

      +Explosion Productions Yeah, good point. Pretty much the only one I listed that most likely don't have one is Phineas and Ferb. They're too young to even know what it is.

    • @evoke1631
      @evoke1631 7 років тому +1

      and marco.

    • @youling_fozer7855
      @youling_fozer7855 7 років тому +3

      Steven universe

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 7 років тому

      they all do man, its sad but they all do. even Mad house or whatever that show is.

  • @TrainBoi227
    @TrainBoi227 4 роки тому +1

    About twerking kids...
    In short, Netflix and creepy Hollywood stereotypes coming to life but it's a French film

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 4 роки тому

      Also, when you drop the soap, just CROUCH DOWN, don't BEND OVER

  • @Molotovyeen
    @Molotovyeen 7 років тому +27

    Wow I entirely forgot about Symbiotic Titan and now I want to watch it again

  • @______5051
    @______5051 6 років тому +5

    The little toaster was actually for college students who wanted laided back simple but dark films. You can search it up, and sorry if my spelling does not work correctly. Have a nice day.

  • @aliciaisanotaku731
    @aliciaisanotaku731 7 років тому +35

    I'm a-DICK-ted to this channel. Keep up the good work bro! 👍

    • @croutons4salad613
      @croutons4salad613 7 років тому +11

      *every single male on the entire earth groans*

    • @Trainboy1EJR
      @Trainboy1EJR 7 років тому +3

      +Generic Stormtrooper I didn't groan, I enjoy terrible puns! May this comment chain beCOME nothing but the worst of puns!

    • @nytutso
      @nytutso 7 років тому +2

      Alicia is an Otaku
      That joke will beCUM the male discrace joke
      Wondering how women would be willing to make a dick joke

    • @galiad_exe7148
      @galiad_exe7148 7 років тому +3

      Why do people SEEMEN as gross perverts mainly

    • @Haru-en7dn
      @Haru-en7dn 7 років тому

      *sigh*

  • @codydavis5525
    @codydavis5525 3 роки тому

    I knew you made 16 bit animation with different games but I didn’t know you did too 10s and reactions. Awesome!

  • @TEKKENKING23
    @TEKKENKING23 4 роки тому +2

    I remember Tiny Toons they had an episode where some of the characters you got drunk and I also think there was a episode that involved smoking

  • @cerebrexmos882
    @cerebrexmos882 7 років тому +16

    Strong minded baby

  • @Valerkos93
    @Valerkos93 7 років тому +6

    And what about Batman brave and the bold? The birds of prey.... In this episode was SO much dirty jokes in just 3 minutes

    • @danieljones7169
      @danieljones7169 7 років тому +1

      Валерий Костин They did that in another video

  • @ghostanderson2400
    @ghostanderson2400 5 років тому +3

    9:40 I never really noticed how dirty that line was it till now

  • @aravensfeather93
    @aravensfeather93 7 років тому +49

    My eyes! Those comments! Gah!

    • @yasminehabib6640
      @yasminehabib6640 7 років тому

      Not only are the Chipettes children, they're also chipmunks! WTF this is literally child pornography and beastiality!

    • @aravensfeather93
      @aravensfeather93 7 років тому +1

      Sexual suggestion* also gonna need to bleach my brain again for coming to correct that.

    • @ZeldaFreak4by2
      @ZeldaFreak4by2 7 років тому +1

      If you dive deeper into the internet....... it doesn't get any better!!

    • @aravensfeather93
      @aravensfeather93 7 років тому

      Rasheed Thomas Why are you diving deeper!?

    • @ZeldaFreak4by2
      @ZeldaFreak4by2 7 років тому

      Sometimes when you are searching for certain things on google, even if it's something "normal", Deviantart or some insane website will ruin it for you. I am just going to keep it like that.

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt 7 років тому +30

    To be fair... 8 chipmunk years is like 240 human years...

    • @charles9655
      @charles9655 7 років тому +4

      TheRexDark . Yep the lifespan of a chipmunk is 3 years

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs 7 років тому

      TheRexDark No it is not

    • @JorneDeSmedt
      @JorneDeSmedt 7 років тому

      It's the other way around, isn't it?

    • @soulax4366
      @soulax4366 7 років тому

      TheRexDark did you just have a stroke?

    • @JorneDeSmedt
      @JorneDeSmedt 7 років тому

      I don't think I did... Am I talking weird?

  • @augustusbrynak3065
    @augustusbrynak3065 3 роки тому +1

    6:58 man, it took me about 3ish years to figure that out, and in those three years ive only seen it 3 times, but ill tell you this. when i figured it out it was the funniest shit iv ever seen....
    ....for 5 seconds

  • @arkwing_7174
    @arkwing_7174 6 років тому +3

    I watched the other episode of this, and directly after this, I found an alcoholic joke in Spongebob

  • @wrensilvertounge9016
    @wrensilvertounge9016 7 років тому +9

    3,747 views in 21 minutes.
    I love how people love Dorkly so much~

    • @cjnewman7550
      @cjnewman7550 7 років тому +1

      Wren Bae cute profile pic. what is it?

    • @wrensilvertounge9016
      @wrensilvertounge9016 7 років тому +1

      Sadly, I don't know. I googled "cute catgirl" and it was low on the first page of image results.

  • @zalgo420bonerfartzlol3
    @zalgo420bonerfartzlol3 6 років тому +6

    "Just really slamming it down on that D..... yeah..."
    You said that Tony. Now you have to live with that for thr rest of your life.

  • @samuelthomas2338
    @samuelthomas2338 6 років тому

    Dude, your presentation is always awesome! Keep up the great work!

  • @VirtualVictoryTM
    @VirtualVictoryTM 6 років тому +5

    So all this was okay but Invader Zim and Samurai Jack wasn't ?