Dorkly Bits Star Wars: The Extremely Special Edition
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"I incest... aehm... i mean insist. I INSISSST!"
still one of the best lines dorkly ever made
Seriously, why didn't they just tell him "Eyy you know that chick from Alderaan leading the rebels and shit? Yeah, she's your sister so don't go prodding around" I mean if they're into that then there's only so much you can do but then you have a clean conscience when their kid comes out with one eye or a third arm and shit.
Would a third arm make the incest baby a better jedi?
NightBladeSpearichu
Hmm, good question. I think that would depend on where the 3rd arm is located XD
Huh, neat.
@@lanceuppercut6168 I mean, it means that when they get an arm or a hand chopped off they'll still have the other two fully functional. I'd say that's pretty damned good for a jedi.
"Yay the child murderer isn't such a bad guy."
Of course Rusty would say that.
“Who wants to go haunt Pizza Hut?”
I died lmfao
I was looking for someone to comment this
@@stlchucko - Yes, take a bunch of ghost children to haunt Pizza The Hutt.
Because an establishment run by a member of the Hutt family is the perfect place to take a bunch of impressionable ghost children.
"I told you to release him."
"Guess I released first!"
XD XD XD
Luke: Speaking of Leia, really excited to go back to Cloud City and find her. She said we were gonna do some hand stuff and som-(hand gets cut off) AAAAGGHH!
Ben: *Oh thank God*
Yeah....thats what happened. Is there a punch line? A reaction at least?
@@savsterx21 you seem to be the only one that understands what I say on every comment like this
@@thepizzatime3502 basically they are role playing in the comments
Something tells me Obi forgot about prosthetics.
@@savsterx21 well... you know who cant punch to well anymore?
luke
Don't get me started on the sand...
How's ghost Qui-Gon?
hope some one does a video where Darth Vader eats sand
Darth Vader do you like sand troppers?
Vader don't you like Sand? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
You commited killing on your sand planet so WANTED:ANAKIN SKYWALKER 200 credits alive
The *exhaust port guy* had a *GREAT POINT* .... srly
well.. he _could_ have put a grate or some bars or something over the exhaust port and saved everyone a lot of trouble
Depends, you could argue that the sheer amount of exhaust would melt / blow out any sort of covering standing in the way of it and the vacuum of space.
MAGIC SPACE WIZARDS!
S M
Plus, considering the technology they had, I highly doubt a few metal bars, laser bars, or any other types of feasible bars would’ve made much of a difference. They would’ve had to be more creative than that. I also agree with your point in the exhaust possibly pushing or even maybe corroding whatever kind of barrier is present.
Well cuze the Death Star is the size of a moon and that would mean it has gravity. And that would make the bomb would fall to the core. Plus the air coming out would not really stop it cuze it could be pretty heavy and that would make it fall to the core quicker. So no he dues not make sense
What's more funny about Ghost Obi-Wan is that only force sensitives can actually see him, so in that one meeting the moffs are all just confused with Vader is just really annoyed and talking to nothing.
"Hmm. Saw you kissing Rock-Leia, I did" -Yoda
Darth Vader: **force choking a rebel**
Rebel: Harderdaddy
Darth Vader: What?
Rebel: What?
Other rebels: WHOA
It's pronounced Dah-dee.
Elyseon I GET IT
nice tfs references
Black Rainbow is that a hazbin hotel reference
To be fair, if you're going to bring up animal friendship, luke has a version of force lightning in the pre-disney stuff.
David electric judgement
Jeffrey Scott incorrect. As from Plo koons statement when using it he felt no hatred. Which is a base requirement for with force lightning.
ADARKWIND i think it also was a little weaker than the lightning
Zacha Riz probably tho that’s dependent upon the user on both sides.
Ugh, and I thought some of the Pokémon attack names were bad....
How everyone sees yoda:
Jedi grandmaster!!!
How dorkly sees yoda:
A dyslexic muppet!!
Its actually katemine frog
JEDI GRANDMASTER DYSLEXIC FROG MUPPET KETAMINE YODA
@@shuckle9529 and a criminal that killed 10 persons with a 2010 Honda civic
@@galo2383 no, it was a 98' civic. Get your facts right!
@@Ferrari255GTO dang, i got lied :/
Vader puking when he sees kylo rens face perfect reaction
Yep. At least that was MY reaction, but without a helmet on thanks god...
Wow we are getting an exclusive first look at the solo movie
Cybernetic Husky 😂
im watching it today
Cybernetic Husky this is as close to the solo movie I'll get.
Gonna take a pass on Soylo.
Come on, Husky... this is nothing like the solo movie.
... this was GOOD! :)
*when you understand the Mara Jade reference*
DISNEEYYYYYY! No happiness for Luke it seems.
Orange Operator 17 :/ Mara Jade and the solo twins are the saddest casualties of the Disney take over
Care to explain, please? Anybody? Someone needs a captain here...
@@onerandombruh Mara Jade is the EU character who used to be the emperor's hand, after the fall of the empire she joined a smuggler gang. she tried to murder Luke for that, then after a brief love hate relationship (where she loved to hate him) she briefly started a jedi training regimen. during the visions of the future arc she began a relationship with Luke eventually becoming his wife
Aaron Page thanks a lot... Now, fly away!!
Hawk Stirke I’m glad that the EU is gone. It really sucked. Yay Disney
21:31
"Hold your fire, there are no lifesigns on board."
"No way dude, the plans could be on that escape pod. I'm shooting it!"
First Order arrives.
ORBITAL STRIKES THE VILLAGE!
Kylo: We needed those pla-
Officer: What that Jedis probably old. He’ll die soon don’t worry, besides, he can’t stop us if he’s on a planet we can’t find if he’s been there for a long time
Kylo: You know your right. You should get promoted. Also they sent their best pilot there. So win win
Officer: Yep, and imagine if we went down there it basically be that tantive whatever all over. Even though it was started by some bi-
Kylo: DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT MOTHER FU-
*Directed by George Lucus*
Actual plot point from the HISHE...
@@mikeb8674 maybe the star destroyer just didn’t see them and were focused on the actual ship
@@Deathmare235 No, they point out the pod.
"Uh that is NOT how lightsabers work. They weren't even paying attention in The Phantom Menace when Obi-Wan clearly-- HUGH!"
Yeah that part still makes me lol my pants off
What did he clearly do?
“I’m Han Solo and i always shoot first!”
Me in Battlefront 2
Great minds think alike 👍
-or me in star wars battlefront bc I'm stupid and haven't got battlefront II yet.
Classic or new?
@@warphenex037 Yes
Or me, running around screaming (with absolute 0 context) *"HAN SOLO NEEDS NO PROVOCATION!"*
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Why does every Dorkly bits building have a daycare center
Wolftrainer dude, have you freakin SEEN the Death Star!? Of Course, it has a Flipping daycare Center!
Being a single stormtrooper parent isn’t easy. But doesn’t that make Obi-wan a child killer too?
stone spicher Anakin murdered damn near everyone with a glow stick of death so it’s only fair-
@@reddeath5791 i call his stick ol youngling slayer 9000
lol
“Saw you kissing rock Leia I did” he sounds so disappointed 😂😂
“Time to go haunt the ladies room”
Funniest ghost quote ever
Aaaaugh Hayden Christensen ghost? This is bullshit.
Ghost comedy is best comedy.
satine :🪓😑
The debate about who shot first was pointless since Han was looking for a reason to kill him so the change ultimately does nothing.
THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tbh the only reason why I prefer the scene of Han shooting first is because the way they edited it to have Greedo shooting first looks dumb. Especially the way Han jerks his head to avoid the lazer. other than that, I don't really care.
HAN ALWAYS SHOOTS FIRST!!!!!!
Also, it was clearly a case of self-defense. Greedo has a gun on him and was threatening him. Who wouldn’t do everything they could to survive here?
@@albertschoise8091 one year....
Darth said Huh neat and I just freaked out from it
"Huh.Neat"
In full agreement about the exhaust port. Your version makes way more sense!
"Returns as a force ghost and continues imparting wisdom?" Somehow check, despite not being a jedi.
New episode of Pokemon Ralphie on Saturday folks, then we've got weekly Bits lined up every single Saturday!
Dorkly yaaaas😎😎😅
thank you 😊
Awesome!
Dorkly the new series sucks
I miss Rusty :'(
hon solo was a smuggler. of course he's gonna shoot first, he was not a good person until he met luke
To be fair he was only one who shot. Greedo didn't even have chance to try to shoot back.
*Han
@@johannesmakila2459 tbf Greedo was trying to "arrest" Han so having him shoot is a bit stupid Lucas
@@aaron75fy greedo was a bounty hunter so at least he's no choice he's want him alive. But he definitely could shoot him. Bounty hunter dosen't care about how's healthy his bounty, especially when this bounty is Solo
@@Kira-no666 with a high profile target the usual practice would be to shoot him yes, so how do you excuse the wide firing point? he had him point blank and shoots THAT far away? however this is Jabba's bounty, I'm pretty sure the orders would be fire ONLY if he resistsand he already was in trouble with Jabba if you take clone wars as canon
"I never even get to touch a pu-"
*the death star blows up*
One of my favorite Dorkly lines.
Which is more disturbing; Obi-Wan not watching Anakin die or the notion that he should have?
I think the notion that he didn’t finish him when he was burning
The idea of him actively watching a mutilated former friend slowly burn alive sounds more horrifying.
I cannot get over this line setup.
Ghost-bi-one: OOGA BOOGA
Darth Vader: (Insert Hilarious noise)
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOooooooo
17:30 I am sorry but in Canon if I remember correctly the Jedi have a light side version of force lightning called "Electric judgement" (or something like that)if you want to see it in star wars lore it's used by Plo koon in some of the comics.
And mace once used golden/yellow ones
Plus there was that time Yoda "no u"-d count dooku. Clearly force lightning isn't something only the evil space wizards know how to manipulate
and Luke in legends
The animal friends thing could be super helpful in so many situations, they could have amassed an army of space slugs to destroy the death star
"holy SHIT something just came through the ceiling and impaled terry!" "terry's dead!"
like that was so freakin funny lmao
Leia never forgave her father.
You need to learn to forget...
Actually in the comics she forgave him later after hearing of his childhood
@@fijifish9643 not cannon now remember?
@@wastelandlegocheem lol says disney. And there canon rewites suk very badly. Changing and replacing things thats 100% unnecessary. Like thrawns death. Or calling all lightsaber krystals kybur krystals. And there movies suk contradict the old movies, themselves and each other very bad. Nothing made since. No characters. And a can do all marry sue.
@@Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam First, try to correct your grammar.
Second, Thrawn didn't die. He was sent to the Unknown Regions... sound familiar?
Quick fact the reason luke was on tatooine was because darth vader had his worst memories on tatooine so his anger would prevent him from going to tatooine
Yet his fortress in on the planet where he was burnt to a crisp...
... No. It is because sand... That is all.
Mighty Nag he didnt like tatoonie cause it reminded him of anakin skywalker and was his home where mustifar was where darth vader was truly born
@Thelondonbadger Yet a prominent family on Alderaan adopts a baby at the exact same time, and nobody bats an eye.
@@evilbetty9423 they didn't show her as adopted, nor did they for Luke
Skywalker is also a common name in the Galaxy one being sold into slavery is likely a common enough occurrence to simply not matter
Ending was seriously gold, especially considering the entire video was fantastic
I love the implication that Han doesn’t understand Chewbacca
Even though it’s completely false
@@commanderjames5564 yeah but it’s still funny
@@falpsdsqglthnsac it’s not even implied they just straight up show it
"I released first"
It would have laughed if Han came by and said No I do everything first.
Comes in already creamed his pants
Nice to see all the quality Star Wars Dorky bits in one place.
How the hell do you have more followers then me I make videos I dont understand
Because some people have a thing called friendship.
@@dominickeijzer5844 ehm, no, you don't ask at your friends to subscribe at your UA-cam profile
Well some UA-camrs form bonds with their audiences and some friends subscribe because they like the person or what they make.
@Axolotl Is Cool or maybe because I said that 11 months ago surprisingly alots happened and yes I realize you dont care because that's the classic come back and yes I realize opinions sucks just stopping you before you try those lines
I know this is old but that first skit is so damn funny it nearly always puts me in tears. "Han Solo needs no provocations! Han Solo doesn't know what's going on! Han Solo always shoots first!"
Luke:Me and Leia were gonna do some hand stuff *some time later* luke:AGH!!
Oh thank god
"I never even got to touch a boo-"
**Explosion**
Me seeing this in my subscription list: “huh, neat.”
Hmmm cool
Yeah, it is neat, I guess.
Sonicccc
Dorkly oh crap! You actually replied! Damn, I only see replies when I get a notification that my comment was liked
Oh, I didn't know, you're welcome, then!
"Hey the child murderer is not a bad guy after all"
Me:lmao
always gets me
13:53 Is anyone going to talk about how that literally happened in the comics, Leia was like no you freaking murdered 1 million people, but he was like seriously that was so long ago, and he’s like if you don’t forgive me I’ll never be able to see you again, and she’s like OK screw you go away
No. Because actually buying and reading star wars comics is sad.
haha yes that was pretty funny
Hey come on that ain't fair! Alderaan was clearly Tarkin's orders! I know our little Ani isn't a saint but genocide just isn't his style.
@@pixelsafoisonyou’re pfp is a French flag, I don’t think you’re in any position to talk about sad
the special that was TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE SO NOBODY DARED TO ASK, BUT EVERYBODY CHEERS FOR!!!!
Macro Mondo huh neat 🤔
Wow this had more character development than any Disney adaptation of Star Wars
damn shots fired
@@hollobones3563 Targets hit.
@@vbadimothebadassjackass8011 unless it's a stormtrooper shooting
Haha Star Wars Disney bad Im cool and smart right???
12:34 Vader giving Luke the space equivalent of 'The belt' a lightsaber to the hand.
Han: "I'M HAN SOLO AND I ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST!!
Me: "always??"
Han: *shoots me in the arm*
Me: "I see how literal u were"
XD
Ya know, I think I *do* want that Star Wars: Extremely Special Edition. It sounds hilarious!
I thought this was a brand new 22 minute Dorkly Star Wars movie.
"Han solo needs no provocation!!!"
Oh my god the architect was actually innocent all along😂
You guys should collaborate with Robot Chicken.
Lurker1979 and South Park holy shit lol
No! It’s fine how it is. If we wanted it turned into some kind of shit show, THEN we’d ask for a Robot Chicken collab.
@@ElysetheEevee Agree this is much better than robo chicken.
But Robochick special was better
Why?
This is what Solo: A Star Wars Story's special edition would be.
15:54 *Rian Johnson watches this skit* “Quick Write that down! Write that down!”
Disney ruined star wars
I honestly think the bird at 18:38 would be a good friend.
Star Wars don't make sense at all, but is an excellent story about samurai space wizards
Forever Zero Just a few of those clips actually had legitimate points. The rest weren't actually true to the movies and some weren't even a parody of the movies' logic.
Speed Flash you're right, i don't think that this video is the absolute truth neither, but the star wars fans sometimes overlook some flaws of the series, and even then i like star wars just as it is
if you enjoyed it, try no more heroes
@Gordon Ramsey thank you
Yes
*KNOW WHAT I MISS ? SONIC FOR HIRE BY LOWBROW*
svdd sosa You’re not alone.
Plus *MORTY KOMBAT.*
kevin willems 😂😂😂 dont worry bro i’ll get the ass wine
kevin willems I DONT WANT YOU GOD. DAMN. ASS WINE
svdd sosa I miss lowbrow in general
The light side has some cool powers too. In one of the comics luke uses a light side version of force lightning called force judgement, Luke also uses the force to slow down his enemies which makes it seem as though he is manipulating time, Luke also moves a black hole using the force in the comics.
Huh neat
Yeah, but can the light side turn people to stone? I don’t think so.
@@ravenwraith1017 Wait, the dark side can do that?
Not to mention the art of the small, which allows the user to shrink their presence down to a single atom!
And of course the ability to manipulate the weather, water, and even plants!
@@obi-wankenobi1233 have you heard of the Rebels episode with that showdown between Vader and Ahsoka on that dead sith planet? The superweapon I believe Maul wanted there once petrified ancient armies of combating Jedi & Sith. Also, iirc there were a couple lightsabers on that planet similar to Ben’s in episodes 7+
“I’M HAN SOLO, AND I ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST!”
That's what she said mm gotem!
Hay have I ever told you guys what he thought about sand?
Jackson Skibel I thought it was kinda funny, It's like high school when you try to find ANYTHING in common with a girl you like
Fun fact: TPM takes lace in 32 BBY, Han Solo was born 29 BBY, Order 66 occurred 19 BBY. So yes, Han was 10 years old when the Empire first came.
Darth Lion huh.... neat.... do we have a year for in universe before the galaxy even knew about BBY
BBY?
MasterJunior93 before battle of yabin
Alberts Choise ~ *Yavin
Christopher Hoyt thanks
15:20 my actual reaction in the movie theater when kylo ren took off his mask
18:43 For the Death Star architect speaks out
"The Movie."
Me: Oh it's just going to be re edited old clips.
*Watches video.*
I was right.
Some Random Name loser
Still better than The Last Jedi
Some Random Name it's still better than nothing!
Some Random Name NO shit. That is the whole point, idiot
Some Random Name "The Movie" implies it's a collection of old, shorter videos. The current title implies it's something new. You're free to defend yourself against insults but at least have a valid point
What the hell!? I was just thunking to myself. I need another another Dorkly Bit. And then my subscription box says "51 seconds ago"
You've always been the nr. 1 thunker.
And I thunk to myself, what a wonderful world
Your profile picture represents your reaction LMAO
*thunking to myself*
"OOGA BOOGA"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
That first Han Solo sketch is one of my favorites in all of dorkly. Gets me every time 😂
"I've be bullseyeing my own womp rat" lmao
The best star wars bit i ever seen lmao
The Luke in this was better than the Luke we got in the Mary Sue trilogy....
You know it may be hot garbage but I would watch Star Wars extremely special edition over the new movies
7:16
Yoda: A jerk you are
Yoda: Read this in my voice you did
Why
I don't know why but the "moon sized battlestation" quote sends a shiver down my spine everytime, that sentence just sounds so badass, also blaming Darth Vader for not shooting down a farm boy, thats not playing with fire, that's playing with the flames of all of Mustafar
22:13 Not exactly the reaction you expect, Considering That before becoming Darth Vader Anakin basically cut down all the Younglings and padawans in the jedi temple.
18:49 Agreed.
I wonder if that Han Solo movie is exactly what the fans were asking for a better solo prequel would be a movie about Jango Fett the Bounty Hunter 😎
Retro Hitops it’s the lando movie then boba
Boba's canon childhood is already covered in both Attack of the Clones and Clone Wars. Unlike Han who never got anything of his appearance before A New Hope canonized.
He said jango fett father of boba
I loved Solo
Dorky Star Wars? Now that's a name i have not heard in a long time..
TornadoQuest ~ *Dorkly
Half brother? Really Unc Owen?! Anakin Skywalker was your step brother!! XD
Hey, as long as it’s Revenge of the Sith Hayden Christianson, it’s fine.
17:42
I have a counter argument for this power
Have you seen half the animals in Star Wars
Last I checked there was a bunch of fast moving lizard dogs with shark teeth
I need a reason for it to be a bad thing to be Hayden Christians ghost
Because there was no reason for it to be changed. Obi wan and Yoda’ ghosts were old and Anakin was redeemed at the end of return of the Jedi, so why would he go back to looking young? I’d argue he didn’t die a dark side user.
@@markkestner6514 touche :p
I always thought it was because that was the last time he was a true jedi tbh so he went back to the way he was when he was a jedi if u get what i mean
@@markkestner6514 Because he wanted to look like the last time he was pure. If you had the choice between looking like an unstable robo murderer without the suit or your purer, younger self, which would you pick?
"No, not now Gerald!"
Cracks me up everytime! 😂
you forgot the fact that the budget cut ended up removing the mesh for the extra safety from space wizards using missiles as it was seen as not a necessary thing
You know, I think Dorkly could make awesome Star Wars "Parody" movies instead of just short videos.
theyd do a better job
Han solo shoots up the galaxy while Yoda drinks starbucks ASMR
Dorkly: *releases Star Wars compilation*
Me: huh, neat
3:15
General: Harder, Daddy.
Vader: What?
Great special edition and great video.
As of the dark side light side argument part.. to be fair dark side takes a HUGE toll on the body of most sith..
Also they're also not great in the love department- none of the movie canon Sith had girlfriends. I know the EU emperor had a "harem" in some sources but there wasn't much in the sense of actual relationships since you become a tremendous, rotting asshole. You're better off being an assassin or Jabba- and in the pre-Disney EU the New Jedi Order were totally allowed to have relationships and Luke was married with a kid
Well if I can heal any wound pretty sure a physical toll is just a minor setback.
@@merchantfan luke was never an official jedi so no matter what he did it doesn't apply to the jedi. But some jedi were allowed too be married and get laid. Remember the long head guy on the jedi council? Because of his species he was allowed to bang and marry.
I died at "should've just checked Wookiepedia!"
1:47 and in a lego special we discovered that han solo meet yoda to!!
That part at the very end still makes me laugh so much
3 first comments,WE all know HAN IS ALWAYS FIRST.
"Also hes a muppet!"
"A dyslexic muppet!"
How he said it made me laugh like doneky.
19:11 this is so true
"kinda concerning you didn't actually watch him die" yes because we all have time to watch people die.
I was waiting for Obi Wan to say "What? You expect me to just jump down the bottomless pit to find his body?"
are the CGI scenes taken out?
Both robot and chicken and Dorkly giving the best Vader vs council scenes lol
I wonder what the last guy never even got to touch...