The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
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5th comment :D
We need a "First guy to ever cheat on a test."
*I don't wanna think, I decided*
“i can just not study i decided”
“this is very hard, but that person seems to know what they’re doing”
Cheating is tight! Barely an inconvenience
sounds legit
DO THIS
YESS
Well, he said "I decided" so that's that then. I think we need to circle back on the knives though.
You need to get aaaaalllll the way off his back about that.
haha
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII
Why not hide below the knives. The house will not want to fall on them. Seems like the perfect defense.
Please don't
As someone who has never actually experienced an earthquake this was surprisingly insightful
They're good fun, no warning. Had a good jolt couple days ago in California here. We have to put child safety locks on cabinets and drawers to keep glassware from falling out and making going barefoot dangerous. Shelves need little wires to prevent stuff falling off AND bolt them to the wall studs so they don't just tip over. I dont' use much glassware. There is also stuff that keeps things from sliding around like Earthquake Hold, or Museum Wax.
Think of a ship and how they have every thing tucked away and cabinets and drawers locked so they dont' open when the ship tilts.
They are kinda fun tbh
They're not too bad, i remember a couple years ago there was this earthquake really close to where i live, i was just gaming when my mom came in and asked if i felt anything, i said no and then turned around to see cracks all over my wall and plaster all over the my floor and bed. "Nope didn't feel a thing why?" My mother was very upset.
As a Scot I have never even seen one
Same bro I'm living in Lithuania and there's no earthquakes here
Wait so who feeds the earth's tummy? 😳
Is that what graves are..?
yes obviously
Why emoji >:(
fun fact: it uses germs to dissolve
yes what else would it be?
...yes
"I did not enjoy that feeling of instability"
Yeah that pretty much sums up the last year.
And my exams
yea and for some reason 2020 just continued. cant wait for 2021 and everyone stops being stupid.
@@Raeodor same, I hope 2021 is much better
Cute
I'm utterly impressed how Ryan can create these fascinating conversations about litterally anything.
Yeah, it's pretty cool
@@playedagus you could even say it’s... tight.
as long as you derail into something like a knife collection you can make anything interesting enough to stick around by
source: am author, never had a thought or conversation without drastically derailing
Notice how he mostly just reduces things to their simplest expressions.
RG's internal dialogue is tight
"What if the table collapses"
"We'll d- We'll perish"
YT algorithm parkour
Algorythm parkour lol
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Algorithm parkour is tight 😂
insert funny reply here
i was just to comment on that
I just realized that the picture that fell off the wall was a photo of Ryan Jr.
Underrated finding :))
Oh no…
BLOOD 🩸
I just saw that too
Woooah woah woah woah woah
He managed to make a humorous skit, that happens to talk about how to stay safe from an earthquake at the same time. What a legend.
Ryan George is now a national icon I decided!
Dude you need to chill with all your comments
@@El_diablo_grande_supreme
Alright man, but you need to get all the way off my back because I barely comment!
Right! I never knew to grab my knives for protection.
This should be shown at schools
“Hey everything’s vibrating now!” Most Ryan George thing ever
Everything vibrating is tight!
Yeah yeah yeah
Yup that’s true now I decided
“Did you fart again?”
@@randyhaimila6476 mhm
I'm guessing Ryan made a trip to California recently.
Bay Area actually had an earthquake 2 nights ago. I was on FaceTime with a friend and an earthquake happened while we were talking.
The only place in the world where there are earthquakes
@@comradeelmo1768 Well yeah, they do have earthquakes in other parts of the world, but that's because we have so many in California that we have to export some of them. ;-)
He lives in Montreal - it's also on a major fault line
Alaska would get them pretty bad too, when I lived there as a kid I got to experience some. At the time I thought they were cool... Only place I remember having to do earthquake drills in school. 😆
"Maybe we should go under a table."
"Yeah that might help us think, Let's go."
This one got me
So in this world, humanity invented the mobile phone before the first ever earthquake. Oh, anachronism is tight.
It was his mom calling. Earth can't vibrate you silly commenter guy.
@@RealElevenTimes unless it's hungry.
you do know large portions of earth never really feel any earthquakes. those ain't common all around the world
@@Jebu911 yes because the earth stomach do not cover the entire world
And houses, TVs and furniture
"I didn't know if the earth ate food or not."
"Well, why do you think we bury dead people?"
Very dark. I love it.
What about... China?
@@hamman_samuel Do you mean about how most Asian countries cremate their dead?
That's how Earth gets high.
@@MandleRoss Cremated remains are for seasoning.
... that's a whole lot of dead people....
Also, makes me think of what happens when you have a mole of moles... it isn't a pretty thought... but along the same lines.
"Hit us right in the butt.."
"OOOOooOOHH"
"Yep, definitely not doing that."
@@hiiiiiii200 And thoses people who gave them likes did not seem to care.
@@hiiiiiii200 welcome to the comment section have a look around
@@hiiiiiii200 see but we don't care I've decided.
@@hiiiiiii200 now nobody likes you we decided
It will hurt more if it hit you in the front butt.
The whole 'asking everyone if they felt it too' is so hilariously accurate! Even if it's a little tiny earth-shake everyone always has to know who felt it and let everyone else know that they felt it.
I'm not going to stop asking.
@@qwqwqwqw99 Oh my god, thats cool me too. Barely an inconvenience.
I assume the question isn't asked much after the really huge ones
@@oskarhenriksen as a Californian who went through the Northridge Earthquake when I was in the 5th grade, the conversation changes. You’re right, that’s only what happens when you feel a tremor. Though, you might have that kind of conversation with someone who is farther away. Such as my grandparents who lived about 2 1/2 hours north of the epicenter. They slept through it’s it was at like 3 AM.
It’s the law
"I didn't know the earth ate food"
"How do you think it got this big?"
Earth: *:(*
It's just big-boned
At least Earth Chan isn't flat.
Jupiter: looking away
Don't worry Earth Chan. You're just taking in a lot of water
Fat shaming the Earth is TIGHT!
we need a "first guy to make knockoff brands". A 6 inch with a quite huge seasoned cucumber within it.
YESSSS I WAN THIS
I need this done
now THAT i would buy
@Jackie Achy You shouldn’t talk about your mom that way...
What's 6 inch
The way he delivers the line "Mr Planet Shaky Scientist" is fucking golden.
I think that's the best part of the jokes
It's crazy how my brain makes me think about which one said that although I know that it's always Ryan 😂
Hear me out: First guy to kiss someone
“Put your lips on my lips”
“Wha- No. Why?”
Lol I just imagine Ryan talking to another Ryan wearing a wig except he doesn't change his voice at all
It feels good I decided 🤣🤣🌺
AMAZING idea / suggestion! 👏🏼
now, @RyanGeorge, you really need 2 create this sketch, I decided...
RG: sorry, I got other ideas to work on before this one...
me: Please don't
Wig AND moustache…?
Why is the earth dancing?
@BatCat😼🦇 But it's not a clown, I saw its nose and it wasn't red
Because it has a thicc tectonic booty that needs moving every once in a while
I don't know
Because it loves that ol' time rocks and rolls!
His mom was probably calling to ask if he felt the earth shaking.
That's what aftershocks are
"Of course it eats. How do you think it got this big?"
-Mr. Planet Shakey Scientist
It was the other guy, Mr. Planet Shakey Scientist is the one that asked
Ooh earth Chan won't like that conversation
Everything that eats, poops. So there's that then.
@@jaberwoky_ volcano
@@CyberianFaux lol, genius. 😂😂
"Things I would do with 1.3 million:
chill out
lounge around
hang out
world domination
other things too I imagine."
LOL!!!
Ye
I dont get it…
@@sillysiblings4834 watch the ad
0:51 I love Ryan’s logic. “Of corse the earth has a tummy, how do you think it got this big?
His weirdly logical siderants are one of his best parts of his videos
LOL where did the number 3 on your PFP go?
But explain the giant triangle shaped pimples
@@glossyblu1629 puberty
@@glossyblu1629 You see when the planet's face gets to lava-y the lava builds up in little deposits under the skin...
Honey, have you fed the earth tonight?
Hey your that guy who plays sea of theifs!
Hey your the guy that plays hypixel skyblock !
Hey you're that Guy who dedicated a entire video to the art of passieve agressive texting.
Hey your that unit from StarCraft that is just worse than a stalker in every aspect.
Hey that’s the guy that doesn’t now how to spell dragon
If a mom calls, it feels like an earthquake. I bet if it's a mother in law calling, it'll feel like an asteroid impact.
If there's a dad's missed call then....
Omaeo wo shinderu
Hunterkiller1440
Danny Benhur
@@OLDg_Vids Wut?
@@physicslover4951 It's Japanese, means you are dead or smth. Apparently there is an angry dad
"If the window breaks, that's gonna make a lot of sharp, pointy things."
"Good point."
Ryan's skit manner of speech is how everyone should talk.
Yes, I'm going to talk that way all the time from now on, I decided.
Hello there hi
That sounds like it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh, my God
I don't think that's such a good idea
"So why do you think the Earth is shaking?"
"It might have something to do with the plates at the bottom of the ocean."
"What?"
"Yeah, I put some plates on the ocean floor and I guess the Earth doesn't like dishes."
Underrated comment. Deserves more likes
@@thehomietaiyo2615 ^Overrated comment. Repetitive
@@grandalf4153 👈 original comment only for one time
This comment is underrated I decided
@@grandalf4153 I'm just saying it cu it's True 🤷♂️
"The First Guy" - Ryan finally admits that was only one guy talking to himself.
Don't break the Ryanverse!😉
the other one identifies as she/her
@@funkoxen thank you for the clarification
1:03. "How do you think it got this big?" 😄😃
Things got heated
We should all throw off the algorithms and Google "does the Earth have a tummy?"😆
As someone who grew up in Japan (aka earthquake land), I can say with authority that tables never collapse.
They feed from the earth’s shaking and get stronger over time.
This might as well be true...
As a Chilean (aka earthquake country), i can say with full confidence that when you live in a country like that, the earth shaking doesn't bother you anymore until things start collapsing. So people get tougher when there are constant shaky floors.
As someone who lives where the earth never quakes (and is mildly nervous to visit places where it does), this is valuable knowledge...maybe
As a Californian (aka earthquake country) I can say with authority that the best thing to do is get out of the house as soon as it's safe to do so.
I was visiting Japan once for 2 weeks and got up to an earthquake during a night then fell asleep almost immediately...the other morning my friends were in the living room saying they couldn't sleep after that, what if there will be a next, bigger one.
"We should ask everybody if they felt it too" Literally that is the most accurate comment. Such pointless small talk, but is so exciting for some reason.
Easily figured out shared experience.
Humans like relatability :D
I like how both Ryans wanted to say random things because of the exact reason they stated of making it like a scene setup where they're already having a conversation, and I love that both Ryans in the Ryanverse somehow invented phones before discovering earthquakes 😆
Why is the ground shaking? Is it my fault or the fault in by the mountain?
Lmao it already has
I think it would blow up even if he wasn’t verified.
@??? No, that’s a volcanic eruption. Same idea, different effect.
It's my fault. I own it, I decided.
It's San Andres' fault
The earthquake happened because the Ryans were becoming dangerously self aware in the beginning.
The Ryanverse was losing stability with them leaning so heavily on the fourth wall. Jim/Gym will be sad they broke the wall again.
I watched this twice back to back. Genius.
Hey you
Keanu Reeves - *deep inhale*
@GETJaby Back to back? That’s a lot of aftershocks... I hope your knife collection is okay.
Oh hey, Hi there.
Yo Jaby, Fan here.
"It's the eternal dilemma that Man has been pondering since the dawn of this ad." LOL!!
Ryan’s ability to create sketches from anything is incredibly impressive.
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“You think the earth was calling you?” I’m dying 😂
Cow god. 👍
Ryan: “If the window breaks, it’s going to make some sharp pointy things, and that’s not fun to touch”
Also Ryan: “I guess that’s a good point”
Ryan: “No, I just told you, those are the BAD points! You don’t wanna touch them.”
😄😄😄😄😄👍
he didn't say that
@@dontspikemydrink9382 But if he did it would of been funny I decided.
@@TheShinySamurottVT HAVE
2:46 We’ll di- we’ll perish.
I love how he says that 😂
You can literally talk about anything 😲🔥
To himself..
plot twist: The Earth's mouth is the Bermuda Triangle...that's why all ships and planes there go missing, Earth ate them
That doesn't twist the plot whatsoever, it elaborates on it.
@@Philafxs I decided
I don't like this idea, since it implies the existence of Earth's anus.
@@cymes82 like I saw in a another comment...volcanoes. 😂
I'd believe it
The Earth eats many things
“I just figured that I would come over and say some words to you so it’s established that we are having a conversation”
Comedy gold boys
there are few actors who play their character so well they can never be replaced:
Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man
Ryan Reynold as deadpool
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
and now...
Ryan George as the Adstronaut
Can we get a spin-off series please? For example, can we get pitch meetings for books?
Publisher guy, So, you have a novel for me?
Writer guy, yes sir I do.
Or video games
Coolest idea EVER!
I like that
Making a spin-off series for books is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Too many books. Video games seems better lol
I like how courteous yet honest every character in the Ryanverse is
They *are* Canadian, so.
Even the stabby, blood-lusting child Ryan. Every time he says, "Blood!", he is honest. And the fact he doesn't swear makes it more courteous, I decided.
I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement
first
edit: well shit
Thanks
Picture breakdown, ur Bad Batch and Loki Breakdowns are really well done, keep it up 👍🏻
Thank you
I would like to personally award you the reward for saying this every damn video for likes
The algorithm has a dark sense of humor.
Heil Algorithm o/
Ryan's mom is so big that when she calls his phone creates earthquakes.
Great joke
Got em.
the part i am wondering about is does she have same face as rayn or same face as women from first divorce video
like so brody can see
@@todd5640 don't forget the Jasmine actress
Making sentences funnier by adding “I decided” to the end is super easy, barely an inconvenience I decided
Deciding things is tight.
Ryan's mom immediately called to check if he was alright after the earthquake
Does Ryan mom look like Ryan too ?
@@DezG probably. Bigger mustache though, I would imagine
"We need a plan, maybe we should go under the table?"
'yeah, that might help us think, let's go under the table'
"If the windows break it's going to create some sharp, pointy things."
"Good point"
Ryan, why so awesome?
“The first guy to ever watch a pitch meeting”
We approaching meta levels that shouldnt even be possible
Wouldn't that us the first guys to watch the first guy to ever watch a pitch meeting?
The first guy to ever upload a youtube video.
I don't think we should mess with fictional reality bending.
You should do “the first guy to tell a joke” or “the first guy to milk a cow”
Milk a cow will definitely be funny
i think he's done the cow one
or maybe it was someone else
*THE FIRST GUY TO MILK A COW* _xD_
Your "joke" idea is basically Ryan's "sarcasm" video.
- Look at this liquid that came out of cow's boobs.
- What were you doing when discovering this ?
- That's not our point now...
This is pretty fun to watch as a geographer-geologist. I'll write my next essay about the Earth's tummy lol.
Ryan says: "Other stuff too I would imagine"
Screen says: "World Domination"
Me: Yup, seems about right.
I knew someone other than me saw that
@@justsomerandomdude6649 It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I like how ryan implies that phones were invented before earthquakes were noticed
This guy makes money by recreating the most ridiculous and possibly accurate and unanswered depiction of history
Simply genius
I don’t know why but I love how they say “hi there hello”, and how everyone shakes their head when they start talking.
“You think the earth is calling you?”
Hey, the earth is calling, they want their fossil fuels back.
That's actually true
The earth wants his fossil fuels back he decided!
This whole skit was the setup for a “your mom” joke
“ Well maybe I should stand under the shelf that I keep the knifes on so I can catch them if they fall” omg how does he come up with this stuff😂
Really Ryan, what kind of clickbait is this? I expected the first GUY to experience an earthquake but there are TWO people who experienced it meaning the title should be the first GUYS. Truly disgusting.
“Does the earth have a tummy?
”I didn’t know if the earth ate food”
“Ofc it did how do you think it got this big”
I-
My whole life was a lie
And that's how a movement akin to flat earth movement got started.... 😬
The earth in this video be like:
*"I just want to shake, I decided."*
Also "Feed me"
If the planet ever shakes, the first thing I'm grabbing is my prized nitroglycerine collection. Don't want that getting damaged.
You make a very good point, I'll grab my grenade collection and join you. I'll hang onto the pins though because I don't want those to move around too much.
It only gets damaged once. But... VERY damaged.
That's not a terrible idea. It's less likely to explode if you hold it TIGHT.
Antique nitroglycerine is ... rapidly expansive!
This genius could make "The first person to write a dictionary" and find a way to make it hilarious. He deserves 71.1 Million subscribers, rather that 1.17 Million which is what he currently has
That part about asking people if they felt it all day is painfully accurate
A decade ago, any social media site would be "Earthquake!" "Earthquake!" "Quake!" "Was that an earthquake?" _ad infinitum_ We had one last week and there were only ten or twelve earthquake posts on FB, showing remarkable restraint.
"Maybe we should go under a table"
"Yeah, that might help us think let's go."
Priceless.
I love the implication that the Ryanverse has all the same technology we do in the modern day yet somehow everything is still happening for the first time
"I didn't know if the earth ate food or not okay?!"
"How do you think it got so big?"
"Chill out"
"Lounge out"
"Hang out"
"WORLD DOMINATION"
Fair enough.
I just finished watching the series "Pinky and The Brain" on Hulu, so that last bit really got my attention :-).
"How are you going to dominate the world?"
"I don't know"
@@warriorscholar41 but it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience.
He's gonna buy Canada
@@warriorscholar41 fair enough!
"Why am i shaking?"
"No no no that's the GROUND shaking"
"Why is the ground shaking?"
that cracked me up lmao
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII
First guy to eat eggs:
“Here eat this”
“That tastes pretty good. Where’d you get this?”
“Guess what?”
“What?”
“Chicken butt”
“What does that have to do with I-…😳”
Well not the butt exactly, but the cloaca. It's an anal, vaginal and urinal opening all at once. The egg specifically is obviously a version of a chicken's "period".
@@KostisPat257 Why would you say this
@@v0lny886 too much information, right?
@@KostisPat257 You're right about the cloaca, but not the egg. The egg is the female reproductive cell, enveloped in food stores and a shell for protection. While a human period usually contains a reproductive cell, 99.9999999....% of it is the lining of the uterus that's being shed
@@limiv5272 Yeah, I know, that's why I used quotation marks lol
"Oh my God it's happening agian" *pulls out knife*
- man, that was a scary earthquake.
- were you scared?
- lol, no, the earth was trembling with fear.
The first guy to try martial arts. The master should have a commanding white beard.
@Ispira Guess that means you're in charge
Ryan : "Earth shaking"
Earth: "woopss...... Woopsie"
I absolutely love how aggressive his “Where do you think the food goes?” was. Amazing.
Producer guy: "So, you have a movie for me?"
Earth: *moves*
HAH
Don’t worry it’s just the people who pioneered cinema turning in their graves as established in the Predator Pitch Meeting
Whoah! I'm a PM addict but I've missed that!
Bruh
One of the best comedians on UA-cam at the moment.
Or ever.
you can see how much he loves the line "did you just ask me if the earth has a tummy" at 0:50 and after
0:20 I love the fact that the Ryan Georges baby picture just smashes.
man that picture was horrifying thanks god earthquake destroyed it
The people stories part is so true! It’s literally either “yea I was doing such and such and then….” Or “no I actually slept right though it”.
"You think the earth was calling you?"
AMAZING!
I’m from England where we don’t have earthquakes and i got woken up by an earthquake in the middle of the night once in Vietnam without knowing what was happening and it scared the hell out of me
"why are you under a table?"
"this is the safest place I decided"
When people have modern day houses before discovering earthquakes
And phones
its a game of civilization
Grew up in SoCal. Went through several quakes and tremors. Most of them are small and you’ll notice the paintings, pictures or mirrors swaying from side to side. It’s pretty gnarly to walk upstairs and notice that.
As a Californian who experienced a routine sized earthquake just two days ago, I approve of this video (and the post-earthquake "did-you-feel-it-too's" are 100% a thing EVERY TIME haha!)
"Its like the Earth's tummy rumbled. Does the Earth have a tummy?"
- Ryan George #441 2021
Ryan: The earth has a stomach
The core: He’s not wrong
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