How Is The Ocean A Real Thing?
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“Have people died in there?”
“In the break room, not that many no.”
*“Hold up-”*
I honestly didn’t think about that
dang it, you took my comment
@@jmeis4423 Oh soz
Lol
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
Producer: How is the ocean a real thing?
Writer: I don't know.
Producer: Fair enough.
It’s actually a government conspiracy we have set up.
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@@cool-mb7fy yeah
Yes
@@kermitthecommenter6794 G’day G’day
We need a "How Is Space A Real Thing" episode now.
Yea totally
Oh I can already see the Ryan in that video having a whole new level of existential crisis
Ooh existential crisis is tight!
Guy who lived under a rock when he finds out we live on a "planet" at 1:47 be like
“Space is definitely real” …. The Adstronaut
And the Adstronaut would fit in perfectly with that video!
I love how this makes the ocean sound like a living creature that attacks the land sometimes.
Aren't we all just living creatures that attack the land sometimes?
@@lexslate2476 Archaeologists are living things that attack the land sometimes to find stuff, like bones or pottery.
Thank goodness it isn't. It's millions upon millions of living creatures and gallons of undrinkable drinking stuff that collectively attacks the land sometimes
AND IT ISN'T???
Kyogre
"Has anyone died in there??"
"In the break room? Not that many."
Erm.
That... That's a good thing... Right?
@not fadhel hey better than alot of people dying in break room.
@not fadhel I mean, Microwaves, who even knows how those things work?
@@xsanguine8 as long as we keep the nondairy creamer away from them, it should be okay, right?
Erm. Kinda cringe -Zach Hadel
Ryan 1: "Has anyone dies in there?"
Ryan 2: "In the break room? Not many, no."
Ryan 1: *completely disregards*
I was like "wait, not that many?! 🤣"
@@newson1177 ikr. I was like, “someone DIED in the break room?! What kind of company is this?”
@@angel_cat exactly 😂😂👌
Food poisoning went too far
@@hey_how_are_ya the wheel of death in the breakroom that is your only option if you don't have time to grab or prep a lunch.
The way you can just nonchalantly describe the horrors of existence is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
It really makes me feel better. 😉
@@shawnieBaby 🤨
Ryan's horrified face had me cackling. We need a picture of it. ❤️🤣
His horrified reaction at the description of stars made me laugh soooooo hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah this out of his depth applicant is one of his best written characters..
"We need a picture of it."
Do you not know how to use the "screencap" function on your device?
@@ChaosRayZerowhat’s that
“Has anyone died in there?”
“In the break room? Not that many people, no.”
That line is amazing
Judging by the "mandatory overtime at 5pm" on the whiteboard, I guess this place is kinda rigid and has zero tolerance towards prolonged breaks in the break room
@@Marceloloeite If you have a prolonged break the break room becomes a room for other uses of the word break
"I mean, less than 0.1% compared to the ocean ... statistically insignificant, nothing to worry yourself about at all."
"*Thousands* of people have died in the break room??"
It seems like Ryan just turns his showerthougts into sketches and I love it. Turning showerthoughts into a sketch is TIGHT
I can tell from experience that it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
It sure is, Sir!
If I turned my showerthoughts into sketches I would probably get banned from UA-cam...
@@vladimirlagos2688 Wow wow wow wow
@@vladimirlagos2688 LOL
Ryan verse seems like a pretty decent place. Everyone seems to recognize that the world is a scary, baffling place and they give each other a little patience while they deal with it all. Lot of compassion, goodwill toward Ryankind and such. Wish I lived there.
95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you 😂
Having an existential crisis about the ocean is TIGHT
Hi Alteori, didn't expect to see you here. Keep making good content!
Hey alteori! Nice to see you here
How are you everywhere
Sounds like me at 3 am...
For legal reasons thats a joke...
I can tell by your moustache that you are in charge I’ve decided
He does have a much more commanding mustache than me so I kind of feel like you're right and that hes in charge
O hey, it's the really giggly guy who's on my computer sometimes! Hi!
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day!
I did the 200th like
he's a reverse beardo
Wait….so….I need an explanation on why people died in the break room
Come right this way. I'll show you....
You know, when in the break room, you get a break.
Sometimes that break is a little bit more literal.
That's where all the necks are broken
The ocean came into the break room that time
No sick days, make you feel guilty if you take vacation days, mandatory overtime.
Ok, I have just discovered Ryan today and he is clearly the funniest man who has ever lived. I am normally not a big comedy fan, but this may just be the most brilliant thing I have ever seen or heard. Binging everything now. So brilliant😂!!!
Pitch Meetings. Pitch Meetings. You GOTTA watch all of his Pitch Meetings. There's only a couple hundred of them and they are the funniest things on You Tube.
"How deep is it, like a metre or two?" "Only on the edge, then it goes down hundreds of metres, from where it becomes pitch black, down to kilometres. I think the deepest is over 10 kilometres, and down there the pressure is so great that it could squeeze you through a 10 centimetre hole like gristly toothpaste, air becomes a liquid and the normal chemical processes necessary for life stop working" [Horrified blank stare] "Excuse me sir?" "Sorry, I just saw an unusual version of Hell; well I'm glad no-one would ever go there." "Actually, it's kind of a thing for some people." "Oh really, do they make it back safe?" "Well, there was that one group of divers, they had a decompression accident and exploded." "Oh My God!"
Actually it imploded, you have mislead us!
You make me so mad scientist!
Ah yes the Byford dolphin incident
@@VesperanceRising Actually they exploded.
They were depressurising themselves when this one guy was leaving the deprussrising chamber and opened the hatch before closing the airlock. The Chamber was at 9 atm pressure and it went to 1 atm in a matter of seconds. 4 people in the chamber exploded and their remains blew outside all over the oil rig and the airlock with 2 people inside was launched violently from the dock, killing the guy who opened the hatch and causing serious but not fatal injuries to the other.
You are welcome.
@@LostOnceLefthanded part of one of their spines was lodged in a steel wall about 10m away from the rest of them if I remember correctly. Vertically up, too
It was a safety malfunction, the lever to open the hatch was meant to fail to safe, if the interior was pressurised. Obviously that didn’t happen and five people died. Spectacularly.
I’m glad to know if Ryan ever runs out of ideas there’s at least one ghostwriter waiting in the wings that is completely ready to go.
If I hadn’t already watched the video, I’d have assumed you were quoting it.
“Listen I need you to get aaaalll the way off my back about the ocean”
lol
Oh, let me get off that thing.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 that's what she said
Dang it I just commented that. So....I'm gonna need you to stay off my back about me already commenting that.
“Oh getting off the ocean is TIGHT!”
"Has anyone died in there?"
"The breakroom? Not that many people."
Not exactly the response I would have hoped for tbh
@BatCat😼🦇 Whoopsie!
That's most honest company you could die for, though.
Well sometimes you break a fast, sometimes you break a leg, and occasionally you break a neck
Ehh, you could say they were taking a break, but then someone broke it.
@@88porpoise Only breaking the neck after doing a backflip and only to save the day...
Friggin' love how he makes us immediately think that the star sticker will have an animal-star shape, but then, instead of talking about the ocean yet again, he starts talking about actual stars as in astronomical objects.
This guy's brilliant.
The look on the employee's face everytime he gets frightening information about the ocean, is just hilarious.
"95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you" - this actually changed my perspective on the ocean
It gave me an existential crisis
I remember being ten years old and not wanting to get out of the water while at the beach. I’m in my late 20s now and I can’t go in past my ankles 😅
Sounds like America to me
@@nilnil2778 💀
Traditionally, the ocean is sometimes used as a metaphor for the human masses. Makes a ton of sense now.
"So, you have some existential dread for me?"
"Yes sir, I do!"
leave this comment at 42 likes
@@randompastahandle too bad.
So you have some Metroid Dread for.... ok nope.
existential dread is TIGHT!
Leave it to Ryan George to make a bunch of salty water sound like an eldritch horror.
That's the great thing about science: The more you look into anything, the weirder, crazier, scarier, and more awesome things get.
the sying reality often surprasses fiction exists for a reason
This is definitely how having an existential crisis feels like
Having an existential crisis presently, can confirm
"Oh and our policies for sick days here is, don't get sick and we won't have a problem."
As an American I can confirm this is accurate.
Yup, actually had a boss that when someone called out sick throwing up said "you throw up, get it out of your system, and come in to work".
Oh yeah, assuming every job in America is like that is tight!
"We dont provide insurance, but if you get sick we need a doctor's note"
Can't remember the last time I only worked 40 hours in a week, took all my vacation days, and while on vacation wasn't freaking out to some degree. Gonna move to a rock.
As a Swiss I have no idea what that means. When I get sick I stay at home 100% paid. If I stay sick for more than 3 days I need a doctor's note and the company will get 80% of my pay from the national insurance and will pay the extra 20% so I can stay home with 100%. Well, very confusing stuff. I better go back to my paid 5 weeks vacation planing (which I have to take otherwise my boss will complain)
While I totally appreciate the breakdown of the ocean that is the centerpiece of this video, I'm mostly enjoying bits like "So you're gonna get a couple vacation days, we're gonna make you feel guilty if you take them, though..."
Agreed. I worked a job where it was virtually impossible for me to take vacation or sick days.
Decided to scroll until I saw someone appreciate this specific bit I liked.
Not sure why though...
@@Esgaroth2005 Same
I do nightly processes, I am the only one at my work at night. If I don't show up they can not start work the next day. I have sick days but really can't take them, and I have vacation days but ganna get guilted when I take them. Because if I can't do my job someone isn't sleeping that night.
The USA is weird... in Sweden it is part of the law that people have at least five weeks of paid vacation... and sick days is not up the employer...
"Has anyway died in there?"
"in the break room? Not that many people, no"
I wanna hear that story.
This might be your best video. I kindof wish “how are stars a thing” had been a follow up.
i would love a "how is space a thing" in general
“This new employee is the worst! Where did you find him?”
“Literally under a rock.”
“That makes sense.”
It is tough hiring market.
So, Boulder, Colorado?
Wouldn't Patrick Star know all about living in the Ocean?
Yeah
@wesdood Good
“Has anyone died in there??”
“In the break room? Not that many people no”
I DIED 💀💀
That explains everything
Were you in the break room?
In the ocean or the breakroom?
Metaphorically or literally?
YES
“You’re gonna have a couple of vacation days, we’re gonna make you feel guilty if you take them though,” lol, I can’t with this line, 😭
I feel as though a space sketch is needed now.
That’s going to be an interesting “employee of the month” wall in the Ryanverse.
it will be him looking absolutely frightened becuase somebody took a photo of him and now his 2D clone is trapped on this piece of paper for eternity!
Heads up, it's probably Ryan.
I'm pretty sure the employee of the month will be Ryan, but I hear Ryan has really been putting in the hours.
"Have people died in there"
"The break room? No not many"
Scp 197: the rayon George break room
I just love his expression of horrified shock as he learns each new increasingly disturbing fact and how his boss is trying and failing to keep him on task 😂 and honestly? understandable
I kinda envy that guy, he's terrified of the ocean but doesn't mind the whole adding numbers inside a grey cubicle for the rest of his life, that is the exact opposite of most people
but this is literally my (adult) kid, though. Like, we share the thalassophobia thing, but right now they're going through a career orientation change because they think sitting in a cubicle engaging in minor ordered tasks is TIGHT.
I'm terrified of both :D
To be fair it's heavily implied he is an accountant or something. All he has to do is sit in an office all day and push some papers around. No one will ever check his work and strangely enough the Accounting department can always find the money to justify their pay. Even better the worse things get he more people need you....
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 dont worry too much, they'll likely come to their senses in a year or so.
@@JustaGuy_Gaming accounting is the one department that always gets bigger as the company has less money.
I'm just concerned for how this guy will react when he learns about his thing called rain when the sea takes to the sky to attack you and your house
Hail. When the ocean makes clouds and then it attacks you as heavy fast balls of ice.
Cyclones\ hurricane/ typhoons would be too much for him
Wha about two galaxies merging and two super massive black holes combining?
Meteors?
Dinasours?
I always come back to this one. One of your best sketches, I decided.
"95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you!"
I was never afraid of the ocean before now...
While giving a comical story about learning of the Ocean, Ryan gives a surprisingly accurate description of most jobs.
Correct. Lol I didn’t think I clicked on the right video at first.
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" - I felt that in my soul
Legit been in that work environment. Do not recommend.
I can't count the number of times I have maxed out my sick days but been unable to ever take them. Oh and the wonderful fact you lose most of them at the end of every year with only like 20 hours rolling over... I guess companies just don't want you to get sick in the first few months of the year.
This vid should've been seen by five more people than it had.
I love how Ryan plays everyone while giving each character there own unique personality
After becoming a skeleton in the ocean...
Boss: You're still coming into work, right?
The way you said “become a skeleton” instead of just “die” implies that you’re still alive but now you’re Skeletor.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny, Hunterkiller 👌❣️
@@eyebotthegreat becoming skeletor is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Being dead is no excuse for slacking off, said the necromancer.
@@chrisppx D^MN YOU! I was gonna' comment that.
**reluctant thumbs-up**
He's gonna freak out when he learns about volcanoes.
Maybe some cousins will die trying to climb the fire triangle.
@@ehall5151 That’s what happened to my cousin Bob (not actually)
See, we are actually living on a thin solid layer that is on top of this giant ball of molten rock. And since the whole place is geologically active, this means this layer sometimes moves, we call that an earthquake, and sometimes in places you get holes on it, where hot stuff comes up and burns places.
"When Mountains Attack"
@@devonm042690 You mean the big triangles ?
“Has anyone died in there?”
“The break room? No, *not many,* no.”
brilliant
This is one of my favorites for sure!
Wowowoow one of his best!
Ryan makes things sound stupid just by explaining it.
The ocean is kinda scary if you look at it the right way
Also crabs are crazy
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
His reaction character is a satire on stupid, risk adverse people. If you identify with that… seek help
exactly
@@lawjef not sure I agree. Stupid people don't immediately grasp the enormity of brand new concepts.
Reading through the comments and I see a lot of people being concerned about deaths in the break room. I can tell you you have your priorities wrong: as the guy stated millions of people have died in the ocean and not that many in the break room. So worry about the ocean.
I think the deaths per square meter in the break room sounds higher. But I'll keep focussing on the part where the ocean comes on land to kill us. (If the ocean comes on land, doesn't that just make the ocean bigger? )
We're gonna need you to back all the way off our backs concerning our concern about deaths in the break room. 😂🤣😂
I mean, you never know what he means by not that many. There may be a lot more break room deaths than you think
@@ASonicSloth Yeah i mean compared to the total number of deaths in history, those few thousand people really aren't that many.
Yeah, but I don't go into the ocean 5 days per week. The break room, however...
Seriously, this might be my favorite video from Ryan. Just his delivery, side comments, and explanations were top notch 👍😂
3:03 "Listen man, we're gonna need you to get allll the way off our back about the ocean."
Missed opportunity 😂
Okay let me get off of that thing
It's funny how many terrifying things there are about this world that we just completely disregard because we're used to it.
Place I live has wildfires regularly and meth dealers are so common and accepted when one got arrested the response was ah shit, he paid a lot of money to play in the bingo hall...and the previous placed I lived had the fires and
people kept getting killed.
Like just every few motnhs there would be a murder. Never on the news, no one talked about it. It apparently was justa thing that happened.
@@charlescannon2469 Geeze, wherever you live is hardcore.
@@dkisausome I was gonna say nah it's not that bad I mean it's no worse than UK or Russia and realized what that means.
I just remembered my family is from Ireland. The Irish have such a violent history a civil war is referred as "the troubles". Between earthquakes, stabbings, fires, bombings. I mean Australia is a place people saw all the deadly craziness just went ok. We live here now. Humans are hardcore.
yeah like detroit
Like ourselves. ; )
this is the best video ive watched from you yet. found this channel like a month ago and i cannot quit
I love how the boss guy casually looks down at his notes as he finishes explaining starlight time travel. Great delivery.
That look...😧 “Tell me about space next.”
Kinda ironic that his sketches all end with the Adstronaut and this is the first time it’s ever been relevant.
that call foreshadowing.
This portrays difference of childhood and adulthood so well. As children we're in awe of everything and as we grow up we just stop caring to think about it all
Not everyone, in fact, probably only about a minority of things through familiarisation. If you introduce a new concept to an adult they are also in awe, but a knowledgeable kid isn't. A 4 year old that is aware of the vastness of the universe will be less in awe of it than a 50 year old just learning it (literally my son explaining stars to my mother).
@@-haclong2366 you know actually you're right, I mean it's basically what this video shows, I think I've been thinking about this wrong
Only the losers who lose their sense of curiosity and wonder. By which I mean non-creative people.
@@cenciende9401 Some people just have real stuff to think about.
Holy shit it’s a sketch about a guy who doesn’t know about the ocean, it’s not that deep
How many times can I watch this genius' 🤣 sketch over and over again?! 🤔 👏 👏 👏
I’ve seen binge-watched Ryan George’s videos on this channel and THIS ONE makes me laugh the most! His terrified reactions have me rolling… ‘cause I’d have the same reaction if I were hearing about the ocean for the first time too! The ocean actually is pretty damn terrifying if you really think about it. 😨😱
As a marine biologist, I'm more afraid of the break room, than of the ocean.
At least we understand why people die in the ocean... unlike the break room ...
Is global warming affecting where creatures migrate to?
@@adammcfall5133 yea, the sharks live in coffee pots now
@@adammcfall5133 Yes. We have naturally migrated parrots in Poland now. If you're wandering - a little to the east of us is Russia.
Oh, hi ocean expert :D
"Do the stickers look like stars?" "Well no not really. But they do look like star _fish."_ "Do those live in the ocean?" "Actually yeah" "And why'd we name them that? Do _they_ look like stars?" "Well no"
Oh my god
Imagine the confusion, when you tell someone that pointy stars shapes are not actually star shapes
well stars (the shape) is from early depictions of the sun. the points represent the rays coming from the star, as that was very common back in the way back. over time it morphed into something that was easy to draw, basically like the simplification of hieroglyphs. the star shape of course isn't a hieroglyph though. it really is that shape because in simple art stars need to be distinct from just circles, especially when there isn't a lot of context.
@@jamoecw I wanted to point that out too, but I couldn't word it funnily enough
And there is a star named Patrick that just like him lives under a rock.
The existential dread in this one is TIGHT!
He is going to learn a lot in that job 👍
Alt title: The first guy to find Nemo
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@@kermitthecommenter6794 thanks kermit
Yes
shure
Could be a dentist who gave nemo to his daughter? Idk
“9AM: new hire orientation
2PM: urine tests
5PM: mandatory overtime.”
Lol
Unrealistic. It is usually "mandatory voluntary unpaid overtime and we will make you feel guilty if you don't take it, but will never give you a raise or a promotion for doing it" kind of deal.
@@TheHuangShan hilarious
I love his super nonchalant explanation of what a star is. Cracks me up every time.
Good thing he didn't mention that because it takes so long for the light to reach us, a lot of stars will have died by the time we see them.
This is one of my favorites, I rewatch it every time the algorithm suggests it
I love how this is both about how insane the ocean actually is and about how insane modern American work culture is. Multitasking for the win! The schedule on the board behind him is too real.
It's worldwide, not just America.
Yeah glad you only think Americans work 😆
@@manchaka8056 I wasn't saying only Americans work, I was talking about the culture of work in America, because I've never worked anywhere else & don't know how it is in other places.
We Indians have much better, just come to work, do you part and leave. This is why there are more jobholders than entrepreneurs.
In other countries, if you get sick, the insurance covers it, and you get a note from your doctor that you have to show HR that you couldn't come to work because you were sick, but not if the sickness was contagious and you had to avoid making other people sick as well, or just focused on your recovery so you could do work without slowing everybody down. There is no concept of sick days as such because becoming sick is not a choice, unlike taking a day off.
You also have a number of days per year guaranteed by law that you can take off and still get paid. Accounting usually wants you to take those days because it looks bad on the balance sheet if you just stack up for and more days that you have to get paid for in the future. The insurance that covers your health also prefers for you to take time off before you get sick because a day off can prevent a week of having to recover, statistically speaking.
The USA and their colonies are just insane, but apparently they can't afford a good shrink.
"Anyone died in there!?"
"In the break room, not that many."
. . . hol up.
Yes....there are many versions of Ryan died in there
1 minute silence for the not that many😔😔😔
#TheBelkoExperiment
Is 4 followers a lot? On Instagram no, in a dark alley yes.
So this takes place after The First Person To Ever Die?
The way Ryan says "problem" in this is in my Top 10 of Best Things Ever
2:44 WHAT?! 😂
The lore is expanding. I am now convinced that most of the people in the Ryanverse who are entirely unaware of most of the basic every day things we take for granted all lived under giant boulders.
He must have just come from the cloning chambers under a mountain or bouldery hillside.
Only the fortunate ones.
The less fortunate lived under small boulders. Maybe a medium sized one.
Or in caves. Though mountains technically are giant boulders, so...
Giant Espacious boulders! With a lot a room and what not.
Living under giant boulders is Tight!!!
The man who literally lived under a rock. That could become a series.
a boulder, a spacious bolder!
Well there is a Patrick the star show.
@@AshIsBored_ But that's in the ocean. Too scary to watch...
I mean it kind of is? He just isn't the main character. Ironically, it's set in the very ocean this numbskull's suddenly so afraid of.
I have something to ask, if it is a series, at the end will he do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day?
Having an existential crisis so forcing us all to have one too under the guise of comedy. Brilliant.
I felt safe because the ocean can’t harm us and then he mentioned tsunamis, which i forgot existed lmao - also the silent panicked expression was hilarious
These are the questions we must ask ourselves
no we need to ask our employer
No they're not
Yes
no
I swear this guy's videos just keep on getting more and more existential as he probes the most obvious assumptions of human logic and comes out with fascinating contradictions. He is truly the H.P. Lovecraft of 21st Century Internet Comedy.
That's.... incredibly accurate.
I didn't think we needed an H.P. Lovecraft in the internet comedy realm... but I was wrong.
And H.P. Lovecraft is truly the dark souls of horror writers
It’s great isn’t it
Does he have a cat tho 😳
As I watched this for the first time, I knew it had become my favorite. Why can't I stop coming back to it??
Person in california "I'm glad tsunamis aren't that common here!" *looks at the entire state on fire* "I wish they happened more often though!"
LOL
it’s all fun and games until the Tsunami is on fire 0-0
i think fires are better than tsunamis
This aged well.
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" retail flashbacks...
"So there are millions of dead bodies in that water over there." And now I know what to say when I don't feel like going to the beach.
Go and play Subnautica :3
@@skepticalmagos_101 Reaper.
A famous French singer has a song which says (among other things) that the sea is dirty because the fish f*uck in it.
Millions.... I wonder if that's under exaggerated in terms of *animal* corpses (was he talking about humans?) Because if we look above the lysocline(s)... And in, well, the sand basically, how some coral reef and lagunes came into existence,... Bearing that in mind, your excuse is more logical than it sounds at first
@@a.t.4527 just one ??? I'm shocked.
"we're discovering new species all the time"
"You and me?"
Wow it's been a week since I found this channel and I spend way too much time online and I still haven't hit every video but I haven't stopped laughing with every single video!
Sooooo good!
“You can die in there?!”
“Oh yeah, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
I should think *dying* would be quite the inconvenience.
@@Sirenhound not really, it’s quicker and easier than falling asleep
Well, the dying part would be the inconvenience.
wow i almost thought about laughing
Wow wow wow.. wow!
Can we just take a moment and appreciate the fact that the ads at the end of Ryan's videos are still more clever and entertaining than the content of most youtube videos? I mean, that's pretty impressive!
I give it a thumbs up.
@@kjoc70 I give it two thumbs up
I completely agree. His are the only ads I watch because they are so funny.
To be fair, it is not that difficult thing to do. But they are great, though
I was just going to comment on that. His sponsor adds are brilliant! It's like an extra laugh for free...after the free first laugh 😉😆
This one was another level of genius. Like, in the top 3 of Ryan George.
This is probably my favorite ones. I watch it a few times a month.
I feel like Ryan just likes talking to himself about how stuff exists
You don't? :D
Also, these are clearly different people in the video and not two ryans
@@modernnorseman3615 yeah ur right
Ryan is just one of those people who can't keep his thoughts to himselves so he says them out loud and there are people sitting around him with phones phones at the ready.
that's ok, we love to watch him talk to himself about how stuff exists
“Don’t get sick and we won’t have a problem” I can relate to this
I come back to this one quite a bit. I think it'll always be my favorite..
I like a manager who is upfront about their company's weaknesses, and non judgemental when I admit ignorance.
"Here's your golden star sticker"
"Ok, now hold on, the shape of this sticker isn't even close to the shape of a star, why does it have 5 corners?"
"That's how we represent stars I decided"
I am certain that the person who designed the star stickers had a stigmatism... because that's what stars look like to me. I have a stigmatism in both eyes so most lights do actually look like that, with small spokes of light poking out ranging from 5 to 8 per light source. But that's because my eyes can't focus all the light properly, so some of it bounces in my eyeball differently and comes in at weird angles creating the spoke/ corners effect.
oh interesting!
I'm gonna need you to get off my back about the shape of the sticker
@@haydenadams3308 I have such high stigmatism that I can't even see the stars lol. But that's really interesting
@@hebakhalid437 But then it's the same with the name of it.
Reaching the Marianna Trench is super hard and is very much an inconvenience.
Actual good one!
One might even say *super* hard.
Actually it’s quite easy. All you need is a boat and a 20 lb weight tied to your foot.
Yooo I found a Georgian in a Ryan George comment section!
actualy its super easy, bearly an inconvenience (a reference to ryan's pitch meeting series)
I've watched every Ryan George/pitch meeting videos. Now I'm rewatching just to like every video
0:51 Don't know why, but his delivery of "nice, spacious boulder" cracks me up every time.
"We're discovering new species all the time"
"You and me?"
Had to pause after that to get my chuckles out, hahah
Taking credit for other people's achievements is tight 😂
Lol the look of fear on his face! These sketches are gold 🤣
unexpected jokes are tight!
I swear this is every parent when a kid asks a difficult question.
Esp at 1:51 or so, that look...
😬
*kid asks a question*
*Adult thinks hard about how to answer it and replies in best way possible*
Kid : " wHy??"
"Our policy for sick days is; don't get sick and we won't have a problem."
I felt that. (Not at my current job but at some previous ones.)
Your simplicity and utter logic cracks me up…every single time! 😂😂😂
The fact that “not that many” people have died in the break room is really not very comforting.
Yes. That's the joke.
Well before the latest sexual harassment policy, men and women settled those issues using trial by combat.
Whoops!
It's where they cure you if you suddenly develop a spine. Sometimes there's complications.
whoopsi!
Clever. This universe is full of things that may as well be magic, and most people don't have time to think about it because they're doing meaningless jobs.
Ha! Jokes on you. I can think about it and do my meaningless job at the same time.
@@John.Not-Jack.Daniels yea yea, being janitor is tight
I've never been more terrified of the ocean
Probably that's the reason I was never able to concentrate on the meaningless job. Fortunately, I did it long enough that I now have a bunch of money so I don't have to do it any more.
Now I have time to think about it.
@@Timsturbs Showing respect for essential workers is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I suggest you give it a try. Being a janitor is probably more meaningful than what I do, especially now. It just won't pay all my bills.