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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2022
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Lightyear!
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    After three incredible Toy Story movies wrapped up a touching story started all the way back in 1995, Pixar and Disney decided it was best to leave the franchise alone after such a great accomplishment. Oh, except then they made a fourth one. And now they made a spin-off. But other than that - just a great trilogy left untarnished by corporate greed!
    Lightyear raises a lot of questions. Like what is this movie exactly? Was this really meant to represent an action movie that came out in the mid 90s? Why did Buzz land the entire colony onto a planet instead of sending a scout to see if it was habitable? Why did we never see a Sox the Cat toy in the Toy Story universe? Didn’t Toy Story 2 establish that Zurg was Buzz’s father and not… himself but from the future? Why is this a completely different version of Buzz than the character people know and love?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Lightyear! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @DCMill
    @DCMill Рік тому +5473

    "ok money"! 🐱💰

    • @vengz2782
      @vengz2782 Рік тому +28

      why the hell is this pinned

    • @Weetlet
      @Weetlet Рік тому +65

      @@vengz2782 because yes

    • @DCMill
      @DCMill Рік тому +46

      I am internally grateful

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude Рік тому +35

      @@DCMill Thank god I didn’t see this movie cause I heard it got poor reviews and LGBTQ content in it. It’s also banned in 14 countries now.

    • @saatwik__9905
      @saatwik__9905 Рік тому +6

      @@vengz2782 yes

  • @collinhauger5018
    @collinhauger5018 7 місяців тому +497

    From Andy's perspective, this movie had cgi that significantly surpassed his own reality in realism. Must have been a trip.

    • @wesley2508
      @wesley2508 5 місяців тому +21

      I mean... We went to see Avatar in theaters which features giant blue people living on an alien moon and just *none* of that was real.

    • @Paraguai123
      @Paraguai123 4 місяці тому

      He meant that the CGI in Lightyear is better than the CGI that Andy lives in. ​@@wesley2508

    • @danksponential6057
      @danksponential6057 Місяць тому +8

      @@wesley2508wasn’t in 1995 though was it

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 15 днів тому +1

      @@wesley2508there’s a big difference. Imagine video games which have graphics that surpass our own perception of reality. Basically beyond realism. Can’t? That’s because we are limited by what we can perceive

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE День тому

      way to steal comments bro...
      6 months before you - "Pretty funny how Andy's favorite movie is rendered in way more realistic graphics than Andy's world."

  • @CosmicFrenzy
    @CosmicFrenzy Рік тому +19900

    Time to gather round, once again, to watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie we're never going to see.

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan Рік тому +912

      This video is 100x times better then the actual garbage movie.

    • @InJeffable
      @InJeffable Рік тому +661

      When I heard about this movie, my thought was basically, "Why? Who is this even for?"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Рік тому +79

      @@InJeffable 💯💯💯.

    • @puff6394
      @puff6394 Рік тому +95

      I didn't see it cause I live in oman

    • @ianmaddox5121
      @ianmaddox5121 Рік тому +449

      I used to waste time watching bad movies I knew I wouldn't like, just bc I also knew they would be popular, so I wanted to know what everyone was talking about. Thanks to pitch meeting, I can only waste ten minutes instead of two hours, and I can laugh along the way. Thanks pitch meeting!

  • @eyalelron4128
    @eyalelron4128 Рік тому +1254

    The part where screenwriter guy says "The friends he made along the way" and the producer guy's respond was pure gold!

    • @MewmewGrrl
      @MewmewGrrl Рік тому +27

      The real mission was Sox's mission. Sox is the best character and has the most impact on what actually happens all around. Buzz is sort of along for the ride. Taking Sox out of this movie, it would have suuuu-uuuucked.
      There is no way Andy would have wanted Buzz instead of Sox. It's fun to have Buzz to be Sox's bumbling sidekick, but having the sidekick (Buzz) without the main character (Sox) wouldn't be that fun.

    • @jackbloonisverycooltruefact
      @jackbloonisverycooltruefact Рік тому +5

      ​@@MewmewGrrl When a side character indirectly defies fact and logic

    • @gruvhagen
      @gruvhagen 5 місяців тому +3

      Is the reason I came to the comments

  • @jabarak1
    @jabarak1 Рік тому +490

    Pretty funny how how Andy's favorite movie is rendered in way more realistic graphics than Andy's world.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 9 місяців тому +12

      Perhaps one day, our own technology will advance to the point that our nanotechnologically augmented eyeballs can perceive more detail and precision in games and movies than they can in physical reality.
      At which point, I dare say, people will begin to have even more serious trouble reconciling sanity, philosophy, fiction and reality!

    • @cjraymond8827
      @cjraymond8827 8 місяців тому +12

      Which means he would think the CGI is unrealistic.

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill 22 дні тому

      Unbelievable graphics is the only reason that a kid could have liked this movie enough to want an action figure of Buzz

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE День тому

      @@hazukichanx408 well, we can somehow see Airbending in the Avatar show (animated) even though, ya know, air be invisible.

  • @gxmbxnx
    @gxmbxnx Рік тому +4488

    That "Big stretch buddy!" felt like one of the most aggressive callouts I've ever seen Producer Guy throw at Screenwriter Guy. This is huge for the canon.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Рік тому +120

      "Big Stretch Buddy" but it was majestic indeed! 👌

    • @alvaroprieto2092
      @alvaroprieto2092 Рік тому +115

      Next meeting:
      "I love your ideas, I have never disagreed with them"
      "Hey didn't you disagree last time"
      "Hey shut up. Canon isn't important."

    • @jizzyrizzy29
      @jizzyrizzy29 Рік тому +92

      Big stretches are tight!

    • @gxmbxnx
      @gxmbxnx Рік тому +8

      @@jonnnnniej you are correct and I've fixed it, thank you, I was so shocked I had trouble properly processing the moment

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Рік тому +4

      @@gxmbxnx that's the Ryan George effect! :D

  • @evergreen8600
    @evergreen8600 Рік тому +3939

    These pitch meetings have officially become my way of watching movies I don’t feel like seeing in theaters and I’m never disappointed

    • @notsure9137
      @notsure9137 Рік тому +81

      I agree, there is no point in actually watching any of these movies anymore.

    • @mamacito1795
      @mamacito1795 Рік тому +90

      literally the only way I saw Cats. it was Jellical extremely jellical

    • @dixonpaul871
      @dixonpaul871 Рік тому +11

      What is that word? What is it?

    • @jawbreaker8633
      @jawbreaker8633 Рік тому +6

      Same.

    • @whistlingsage9817
      @whistlingsage9817 Рік тому +81

      Be careful when you imply that Ryan is the reason you didn't go see a Disney movie. If Disney finds out that Ryan is effectively undermining the hype that they carefully build to get consumers into the theaters, one day he might get an incredible offer from the mouse and we'll never hear from him again.

  • @philrichardson99
    @philrichardson99 Рік тому +338

    I watched this at the cinema today. Half way through literally all I could think about was what the Pitch Meeting would be like...

    • @RJnottheraccoon
      @RJnottheraccoon Рік тому +12

      Same… I was watching this with a friend today and was trying so hard to focus on the movie and not “oh I bet they bring up that in the pitch meeting” 😂😅😂

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Місяць тому

      So, was it super easy to watch the movie, or tight in any way? 🤔

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 Рік тому +135

    What's funny is, there was a cartoon called Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, and it was fun! They already did the "make the Buzz Lightyear that Andy watched" plot before, and it didn't suck... so why'd they turn around years later and make one that sure sounds like it does suck?

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 6 місяців тому +14

      "We've got to have...money!"

    • @Sckarton
      @Sckarton 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@artbytesiabut they didn't.

    • @genzi78514
      @genzi78514 3 місяці тому +8

      Exactly. That series wasn't spectacular, but it was better than the movie.

    • @hsalfesrever3554
      @hsalfesrever3554 Місяць тому +6

      @@genzi78514a very key difference between the series and this movie is that the series is fun to watch

    • @sunnylilacs
      @sunnylilacs Місяць тому +3

      I loved that show and the movie as well. I plan to never watch this movie

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Рік тому +1546

    "Get that fun outta here!" is also Disney's Producer's philosophy

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Рік тому +56

      The buzzwords "dark" and "gritty" should really be removed from most screenwriter guys' lexicons. Not many people can make dark and gritty movies well.

    • @bluesage4329
      @bluesage4329 Рік тому +10

      @@py_a_thon I second that

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Рік тому +28

      @@py_a_thon Not to mention the market is unnecessarily oversaturated with dark and gritty movies

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Рік тому +13

      @@theonebman7581 In terms of comic books movies especially.
      I rewatched "Blankman" with Damon Wayans a short time ago(after not having seen the movie for like 20 years)...and goddamn I miss when movies used to be fun and clever.
      Dark and gritty comic book movies are something most directors and writers cannot do well in cinema.
      If you want a dark gritty comic book style movie then just go watch Django or Inglourious Bastards. Then yell at Quentin on twitter to adapt some DC or MCU content lol...

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 Рік тому +8

      "Get that fun outta here" was probably also the motto of the bozos who wrote the script for 6th and 7th season of the flash series on amazon

  • @protalghulnist4126
    @protalghulnist4126 Рік тому +1207

    He really did a “the friends we made along the way” joke. Never expected it.

    • @timewave02012
      @timewave02012 Рік тому +64

      Maybe the real friends along the way joke is the friends we made along the way.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Рік тому +55

      Making friends along the way is TIGHT!

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Рік тому +30

      🤢.....yeah, sorry, i don't know what that was (5:06)

    • @accursedblackmage
      @accursedblackmage Рік тому +3

      @@timewave02012 hurghl...🤮

    • @DPMusicStudio
      @DPMusicStudio Рік тому +1

      I loved this part! I clapped! I clapped when i saw it!

  • @alchemystudiosink1894
    @alchemystudiosink1894 Рік тому +42

    My theory is what we see in the light year movie is actually the live-action remake of the movie that Andy saw

  • @JL-20
    @JL-20 Рік тому +62

    4:45 The perfect, straight-faced, eyes focused delivery of “Hey, Shut up..” Magnifiq! Bellisimo! I needed that laugh!!

  • @alexcninjagotuber
    @alexcninjagotuber Рік тому +1798

    ''Can we have buzz lightyear watch a movie in this movie and then make that movie someday?''
    Man, I love pitch meetings.

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 Рік тому +44

      "As long as it's derivative of intellectual property with a proven track record of success."

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot Рік тому +23

      The cat is gonna get a movie though a show is more likely.
      People from the future tell me I'm wrong.

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 Рік тому +9

      A woody western he should watch that

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Рік тому +12

      movie inceptions are TIGHT!

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Рік тому +10

      To be fair they’ve already done this exact conception except it wad a tv show. I remember the buzz lightyear tv series even started with the toys watching it like a meta joke

  • @gameofjones4693
    @gameofjones4693 Рік тому +2409

    Ryan quickly saying "hey shut up" never fails to make me laugh

    • @darrenm.7980
      @darrenm.7980 Рік тому +34

      I hope this becomes the new running joke along with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" and "oh, _ is tight" and "get off by back" etc.

    • @mrsteel2725
      @mrsteel2725 Рік тому +7

      How many movies does this guy watch in order to reference past movies spot on

    • @darrenm.7980
      @darrenm.7980 Рік тому +7

      @Jordan Reynolds Ah good point, I actually do prefer this one tbh

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 Рік тому +30

      I prefer "get all the way off my back"

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Рік тому +7

      I love that's a new thing. He must've seen the positive reviews from the first time he did it and kept it

  • @theaxehandle1
    @theaxehandle1 Рік тому +45

    3:01 “ok money!” Please make this a new catchphrase for the producer!! I was laughing my ass of at the line and your delivery of it 😂😂😂😂

  • @HelioPopTart
    @HelioPopTart Рік тому +33

    The fact Ryan did the puke reflex was on point, that was my key highlight of this meeting. 10/10

  • @brettdudenhoeffer3405
    @brettdudenhoeffer3405 Рік тому +804

    I love how most of us are watching this knowing that we aren’t actually going to see this movie because why would we?

    • @andrewkuebler4335
      @andrewkuebler4335 Рік тому +52

      Why would anyone?

    • @mckinleymontague2699
      @mckinleymontague2699 Рік тому +58

      @@andrewkuebler4335 well I did cause from the trailer it looked like it actually could have been good. And Pixar generally has a really high standard for movies. But this just wasn't it. You could feel disney pandering for money and it was sooooo disappointing. I should've just watched top gun again

    • @CuT7yFlaM
      @CuT7yFlaM Рік тому +1

      As with all Disney. Why would anyone support a company that calls people racist or bigoted for having a different opinion and standards for their products? I don't. Same for Amazon and the others. Using this tactic is only telling of how shit their stuff is.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Рік тому +2

      @@mckinleymontague2699 Where is the 4th comment?

    • @Vrex360
      @Vrex360 Рік тому +4

      @@mkultra2456 If I had to guess someone said something massively homophobic.

  • @Booila
    @Booila Рік тому +1382

    ‘Didn’t we already establish that in Toy Story 2, Zurg was Buzz’s father?” Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that scene!

    • @omegagamer4124
      @omegagamer4124 Рік тому +47

      Yes but that was more of a play on the star wars and Darth Vader is his father plot

    • @DreamStepper
      @DreamStepper Рік тому +143

      @@omegagamer4124 They could've still worked it into the story in a way that it was original. The heroes father being a bad guy isn't just a Star Wars trope.

    • @unlimitedpower978
      @unlimitedpower978 Рік тому +26

      To be fair it was just parodying Star Wars back then so it’s not clear how much they really should have been expected to keep that

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Рік тому +1

      Same haha

    • @leonedralev3776
      @leonedralev3776 Рік тому +7

      Het! Shut up!

  • @Strill_
    @Strill_ Рік тому +218

    When I heard about this movie, I thought "cool, a pulpy Flash Gordon adventure sounds like a great time". Then I heard that it bombed at the box office and was confused. Then I watched this video and was disgusted by what a depressing, cynical, nihilistic plot they managed to come up with.

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj Рік тому +18

      I don't see how it's nihilistic, just that the morality of going back in time was so questionable (as opposed to definitively wrong) that it was almost like there may as well have been no stakes at all. Sure, from young Buzz's perspective old Buzz was going to wipe out a colony to establish a new one. But the only reason it seems like that was because he interacted with the descendants of the ship. How could you argue that old Buzz is doing anything other than finally finding an undo button after 50 years. It's not like not crash-landing the ship in the first place would have been genocide, and young Buzz doesn't even know how time travel works, let alone if moral obligations go back in time with a person.
      There certainly was no Evil Emperor Zurg, and that was both a disappointment and a plot hole.
      I suppose you could argue that getting us to think about such moral dilemmas is the real point of film, but umm... Time travel is impossible, there's no need to think about it. Although my mother said the takeaway was to make the best of the present and move on, rather than get stuck in the past... Or something like that. So it has a real moral, but definitely far from Pixar's best work.
      Sorry for rambling I guess I had to tell it to someone.

    • @Strill_
      @Strill_ Рік тому +64

      @@AnonymOus-ss9jj It's nihilistic because all Buzz's friends die in the first 20 minutes of the film, leaving him with duty and fidelity to Star Command and the mission as his only remaining reasons to keep living. Over the story, he learns that duty and fidelity are actively evil, and that he himself is evil becase of those virtues, leaving him with nothing at all to live for. The film plays a sleight of hand game by never telling you what Buzz's mission was in the first place, or why it's important. If they told you what the mission was, then Buzz would be the good guy for staying true to the mission, and all his actions would be morally backed by the mission's stakes.
      The story twists every virtue into vice. It says dilligence is a burden to others. Just accept your miserable circumstances and let everyone stay crashed. It says bravery is selfish. Buzz isn't risking himself for the sake of others, he just wants fame at the expense of others. It says fidelity and loyalty are a pointless distraction. Everyone promised to go on this mission, and Star Command is relying on them, but that's not convenient anymore, so they should all just break their promises and abandon the mission. What happens to everyone back home because of their failure is of no concern for them, and Buzz's loyalty and commitment are just burdens on the rest of the colony.
      Buzz's character at the start of the movie SHOULD be a model for others to emulate, and they take every opportunity to take a dump on his most virtuous traits.

    • @Strill_
      @Strill_ Рік тому +48

      @@AnonymOus-ss9jj Worst of all is the core message of "It's ok to fail". That's true, but not at all in the way the movie presents it. When you fail, you get back up and try again, which is exactly what Buzz does from the very beginning. He didn't need to learn anything. He was doing the right thing from the start. The movie's real message is "If you fail, give up and stop trying", which is one of the most evil messages you can give.

    • @fuzzblightyear145
      @fuzzblightyear145 Рік тому +25

      @@Strill_ SUch a difference to other films, say, Apollo13, where "failure is not an option". Whatever happened to battling the odds, never give up, beat your fears and become a stronger person.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 Рік тому

      It's actually somewhat light hearted with the mai cast.

  • @TheGameFilmGuruMan
    @TheGameFilmGuruMan Рік тому +115

    I want to know how one character has an Australian accent after 2 generations have passed and nobody else in the tiny space colony he grew up in has said accent.

    • @2stepjoey
      @2stepjoey Рік тому +2

      As a Mexican American who doesn't speak Spanish, I get it.

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 Рік тому +1

      @@2stepjoey how tho

    • @snazzypazzy
      @snazzypazzy Рік тому

      Because the actor had an Australian accent.
      ;)

    • @Bongthroat
      @Bongthroat Рік тому +12

      New Zealand accent actually. It's Taika Waititi.

    • @2stepjoey
      @2stepjoey Рік тому

      @@valerial9081 it just does.

  • @5Oblivion
    @5Oblivion Рік тому +1632

    "We can do whatever we want sir, as long as long as it's derivative of intellectual property with a proven track record of financial success" is a terrifyingly accurate illustration of Hollywood's obsession with sequels, remakes and reboots.

    • @Blind_Watcher
      @Blind_Watcher Рік тому +43

      If it was because "We will save so much money on prerendered characters, existing costumes, props and sets," that would make actual business sense. "This was popular thirty years ago" doesn't work if you radically change the themes and tone of the movies.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 Рік тому +40

      @@Blind_Watcher Yeah, these are more like “We want to sell you some new original stories that we wanted to tell, but we’re not confident that the movie would sell, so let’s package it with something popular from 30 years ago.” Basically, the nostalgia characters with their own predetermined themes and tones here are but vehicles for new stories that doesn’t fit with the old characters.

    • @erich6860
      @erich6860 Рік тому +8

      I am currently waiting for Hollywood to resurrect Brandon Lee, and reboot The Crow, but have it take place in Nebraska, and the cowboy gang has had enough of Eric Draven's music. Which hep plays on repeat, way to loud, in his trailer, in the park.

    • @rainmanslim4611
      @rainmanslim4611 Рік тому +2

      Of course!

    • @prompt000
      @prompt000 Рік тому +1

      If making originals made money, they'd be doing that.

  • @PieMan061
    @PieMan061 Рік тому +753

    I think we can all agree that if Andy saw anything that’d make him want a Buzz Lightyear toy, it’d be the animated series which was actually fun

    • @goldninjagaming9505
      @goldninjagaming9505 Рік тому +90

      Yes! Finally, someone remembers Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!

    • @gw5859
      @gw5859 Рік тому +84

      The plot of this movie is so morose, adult, and unlike anything for kids in the actual 90's that Andy probably would have been terrified by that toy.

    • @omgthisissoawesome
      @omgthisissoawesome Рік тому

      OMg YES!! That was a great movie!!

    • @fynnthefox9078
      @fynnthefox9078 Рік тому +18

      Yeah, especially since none of the characters from Lightyear don't exist in the Toy Story universe. No cat robot toys flew off the shelves?

    • @ashlynnshoolroy28
      @ashlynnshoolroy28 Рік тому +17

      @@gw5859 that’s the thing, Disney thought that doing some 90s action like they had in Start Command wouldn’t help sell this movie. In fact I think a Disney exec actually said he hated the animated series. But they went on the extreme end making this movie too serious in the process and it isn’t looking like something kids today would watch.

  • @worldwideinterests1
    @worldwideinterests1 7 місяців тому +11

    Imagine if you will a 2D animated Buzz Lightyear cartoon that is a fun, epic, silly Sci-Fi movie that explains his character in Toy Story.
    I would have went and saw that.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT Рік тому +25

    I get the feeling that if I'd been in the studio where it was made right before release, I would have given everyone there a stroke by stating what I was hoping for in the movie.
    "I'm a massive fan of the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon series, so I am ABSOLUTELY expecting this to take place in the same continuity.
    That show was colourful, action packed, and hilarious. So this should naturally be so as well.
    The characters on that show are great. It's fine if you use new characters, but Mira, Booster, and XR have to at least cameo.
    Zurg was equally hilarious and terrifying. So, of course, he'll be like that here as well."

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 Рік тому +260

    The twist is that Evil Emperor Zurg isn't evil an emperor or even called Zurg.

    • @ferb1131
      @ferb1131 Рік тому +30

      He is the Holy Roman Empire of Pixar movie characters.

    • @TECfan1
      @TECfan1 Рік тому +1

      Not technically though. Old Buzz found the ship and used it for his own. So the real Zurg is still out there.

  • @colonelfalcar1089
    @colonelfalcar1089 Рік тому +3263

    I think it's telling of the state of movies that people get more joy put of watching a critique of the movie than out of the actual movie itself

    • @londonglasgow2145
      @londonglasgow2145 Рік тому +90

      I pray for movies to flop! just so i can see my favorite content creators talk shit 😂

    • @betochiwas
      @betochiwas Рік тому +65

      I sat for an hour video tearing apart the last jedi, I slept watching the last jedi

    • @alphabetsoup6681
      @alphabetsoup6681 Рік тому +16

      This and HISHE are life

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 Рік тому +10

      I think it says far more about the people themselves.

    • @MuffinCommander
      @MuffinCommander Рік тому +1

      @@jacobwansleeben3364 ho-how?

  • @TaylorRCastle
    @TaylorRCastle Рік тому +18

    “Big stretch buddy!” With the screenwriter completely missing it thinking he’s talking to a dog is tight!

  • @fridayman99
    @fridayman99 Рік тому +7

    I’ve got a chronic illness and this video made me laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you for the humor

  • @macbitz
    @macbitz Рік тому +2694

    When 'Sir' did a dry vomit in response to the friends idea, I nearly choked! That was right on the money 😂

    • @SwiftTrooper5
      @SwiftTrooper5 Рік тому +15

      😂

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Рік тому +38

      Most relatable moment.

    • @reinaldofavoreto7160
      @reinaldofavoreto7160 Рік тому +75

      THAT convinced me definitelly to NEVER see this movie, in any circustance, not even if my life depends on it

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 Рік тому +32

      It’s Producer Guy, but yeah, somebody might be named Sir.

    • @vitormanuel9889
      @vitormanuel9889 Рік тому +7

      @@isavenewspapers8890 And someone might be named "Producer Guy"

  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps Рік тому +681

    Love how they felt the need to do this when there was already a cartoon that established a good bit of the lore behind Buzz

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 Рік тому +156

      It's Disneys MO these days. "What do you mean there was already a story? Just write some nonsense, they're all gonna be staring at the phones anyway!"

    • @theLikou1
      @theLikou1 Рік тому +46

      Because producer guy loves money.

    • @theLikou1
      @theLikou1 Рік тому +62

      @@mallninja9805 Star Wars in a nutshell.

    • @acendiatmedia8747
      @acendiatmedia8747 Рік тому +41

      Producers: "What's looore?"
      Writers: "oh that's this stuff inside the package. We tear it all up take the stuff out and put what we want in there."
      Producers: "oh that stuff, yeah I don't care about that stuff. I only care if people buy it because it looks like the package that had the stuff they liked inside."
      Writers: "oh definetly it's got the same names, colors, logo and all that important branding."
      Producers: "great! Good thing people just want vaguely similar things in the original packaging.... Oh we had this new idea we call messaging just wait till you hear this..........."

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 Рік тому +4

      But did anyone ever see that? I consider myself a big Pixar fan but, never even heard of the Star Command stuff till today. Judging by the reviews, I didn't miss much.

  • @nielrossouw7831
    @nielrossouw7831 Рік тому +133

    These pitches are waaaaay more entertaining than the movies might be.

    • @noteworthy5911
      @noteworthy5911 Рік тому +1

      I've seen the movie and yeah I can pretty much confirm this
      For most of the movie I was thinking either "wait, [plot point] is happening already?" or "can we get the pen guy's arc out of the way ffs"

    • @pearlsswine
      @pearlsswine Рік тому

      "might be" lol. Niel might not be the most well spoken boy in the class, but he has the right spirit.

    • @jackbloonisverycooltruefact
      @jackbloonisverycooltruefact Рік тому

      It sure is, sir.

  • @85stumpen
    @85stumpen Рік тому +6

    "robot cat named sox, who is just the cutest little.... merchandise opportunity" 😂😂😂😻

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 Рік тому +1767

    Making changes to the franchise that will disappoint Pixar fans is tight!

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay Рік тому +507

    "Big stretch, buddy!"
    "Is there a dog in here?"
    Killed me because I say the exact same thing to my dog 🤣

    • @SarcyBoi41
      @SarcyBoi41 Рік тому +3

      I say it to my cat as well lmao

    • @prakharsaxena9109
      @prakharsaxena9109 Рік тому +1

      I thought he said, "Bug stretch, money!"

    • @jeffrey_solis90
      @jeffrey_solis90 Рік тому +2

      This got me too.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Рік тому +5

      I thought it was a reference to Slinky, a stretchy dog from the same franchise...

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Рік тому +3

      Say the same thing to my dog, like twice a day when he gets off the couch. Probably gonna say it to him when I put him down.

  • @HHHHEEELLLLOOOO1
    @HHHHEEELLLLOOOO1 Рік тому +14

    I’m CONVINCED this was the exact pitch meeting😂

  • @stoner_mufasa176
    @stoner_mufasa176 Рік тому +10

    This one had me cracking more than usual... "I love you"... "I'm in love with you"

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 Рік тому +749

    I love that Producer Guy was about to hurl after that "Friends we made along the way" line.

    • @jamesking1239
      @jamesking1239 Рік тому +2

      Did you? Is that what you liked?

    • @scratchknudsen1
      @scratchknudsen1 Рік тому +18

      @@jamesking1239 It is what I liked too, James King, I liked it a lot.

    • @ands1983
      @ands1983 Рік тому +13

      It's become Disney's tagline and they cram it down every single project...everything...all the time.

    • @klarheit55
      @klarheit55 Рік тому +6

      The hurling had me almost hurling with laughter, he is seriously the best

  • @countvladislausdragulia7414
    @countvladislausdragulia7414 Рік тому +795

    I love how it’s just blatantly obvious that Ryan absolutely HATED this film.
    I can relate.

    • @ThePretendgineer
      @ThePretendgineer Рік тому +93

      I haven't watched it yet but that's my thoughts. It has to be bad for him to be this savage.

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Рік тому +36

      The "twist" was disappointing lol

    • @thomasmills339
      @thomasmills339 Рік тому +7

      It's a kid's movie isn't it? Why would you watch it?

    • @yaboipaps9938
      @yaboipaps9938 Рік тому +157

      @@thomasmills339 because Pixar has proven they can make good movies for everybody, such as Toy Story, WALL-E, and many other films, regardless of the fact that the target audience is kids or not. Because art shouldn't just have to be appreciated by who we think are dumb kids?

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Рік тому +134

      @@thomasmills339 You seem to be equating "kids" with "bad"
      I'd rewatch Lilo & Stitch 20 times in a row if I could

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms Рік тому +22

    Pixars short film "Kitbull" tells a story about a cat and dog in 8 min. By the end you almost are crying.
    Lightyear had 2 hours and made the audience feel nothing.
    Kitbull is on youtube to watch if you want to see it btw.

    • @boydpetrie
      @boydpetrie Рік тому +2

      I disagree on that strongly. I thought the sequence as Buzz travels to test the fuel felt a bit like the beginning of Up. It was very touching and sad. The rest of the movie never holds up to that level, but it's just okay Pixar, not great Pixar.

    • @MerchantIvoryfilms
      @MerchantIvoryfilms Рік тому +3

      @@boydpetrie You haven't even seen "kitbull" so why are you "disagreeing" lol

  • @mrdavis8814
    @mrdavis8814 Рік тому +8

    I finally saw this movie and by the end I was ready for my Socks the Cat franchise. This cat had to do a lot of heavy lifting and deserves a standalone film.

  • @orionhan2431
    @orionhan2431 Рік тому +1060

    "If Andy watched this, he would want a cat toy"... Too optimistic. If Andy watched this, Toy Story would be Woody and Star Lord

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 Рік тому +19

      Cat is the best part love it

    • @reuv8441
      @reuv8441 Рік тому +12

      Wrong Chris. He’s not a guardian, he’s an avenger.

    • @orionhan2431
      @orionhan2431 Рік тому +20

      @@russianhomecat3313 i wouldnt know because the movie is banned in my country. Design wise it looks like any normal cat. People also said that cat in captain marvel is the best part of that movie, but it isnt going to sell any merchandize or be memorable.

    • @orionhan2431
      @orionhan2431 Рік тому +19

      @@reuv8441 Obviously i'm insulting Evans and saying he is boring and unlikable compared to Pratt.

    • @reuv8441
      @reuv8441 Рік тому +2

      @@orionhan2431 wasn’t obvious to me, mainly because I actually thought that Chris Pratt played him before I watched the movie.

  • @johniadipaolo5251
    @johniadipaolo5251 Рік тому +520

    Congratulations Disney for finding a way to bore adults and confuse kids at the same time

    • @Scarlet_moon.
      @Scarlet_moon. Рік тому +21

      looking at the box office not many people got bored of it,most parents saved money for minions instead,a kids movie that's just that.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes Рік тому +18

      Just watched it, and it was pretty boring! Not terrible but just incoherent and boring.

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie Рік тому +31

      @@CalvinHikes I watched it yesterday and I completely agree with all of the comments. Lightyear It’s WAY too serious for a movie that a 6 year old Andy would’ve loved. Yes, this movie’s technically animated but for a little kid to sit through and deeply enjoy it to the point to decorate his entire room with Buzz Lightyear merchandise it’s nonsensical. They added Sox to make the movie a little more kid friendly but it’s not enough.

    • @freedomchaser9664
      @freedomchaser9664 Рік тому +4

      @@007Julie Think of it like Ghostbusters, a lot of kids grew up on the cartoon and the adults enjoyed the live action movie. 2 different stories of the same main character. I think Andy's Buzz was based on the cartoon in their world

    • @_what._.
      @_what._. Рік тому +5

      I loved this movie so much

  • @Scarpknight
    @Scarpknight Рік тому +5

    One of your best ones yet. Fantastic! Man this movie had so many more problems than the thing it got so much crap for, and you summarized all of them perfectly.

  • @jackgrinhaus9114
    @jackgrinhaus9114 Рік тому

    This one was really good. Thanks for these. Think I’ve seen them all and they never get tired. Bravo!

  • @Natedogg1952
    @Natedogg1952 Рік тому +185

    Aw being super early to pitch meeting is TIGHT!

  • @EN-Fitz
    @EN-Fitz Рік тому +557

    "We can do whatever we want as long as it's derivative of intellectual property with a proven track record of financial success"
    Pitch Meeting motto of 2022.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Рік тому +10

      More like the from 2004 to present day. It has definitely gotten worse though

    • @dewdodu
      @dewdodu Рік тому +15

      And telling all the fans they are horrible people if they don't like it and that they are subverting our expectations. Then when it travels to China marginalized the black guy on the poster and add a few scenes that explain the gay characters are actually straight.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому

      @@dewdodu Yea, they'll bend the knee to foreign adversaries for a quick buck, but if Americans actually voice a contrary opinion we're the real enemy.

    • @GLJosh
      @GLJosh Рік тому +8

      I can't wait for Pizza Planet Truck the Movie!

    • @ethanhenrichs5677
      @ethanhenrichs5677 Рік тому +6

      @@dewdodu
      Lol, true. Typical Disney.

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD Рік тому +22

    “And so Alisha gets married to another woman named Kiko.”
    “Wait didn’t you say that in the Toy Story universe this movie was released in 1995?”
    “That’s right, yeah.”
    “Did kids movies back then have this kind of representation?”
    “Probably I don’t know.”
    “Well okay then.”

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 11 місяців тому +6

      "I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY OFF MY BACK about that sir!"

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 7 місяців тому +1

      Um yea plenty of movies have mixed race representation in the 90s. You probably just weren’t around back then

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@vincevvnHe's obviously talking about same sex relationships.

  • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
    @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 Рік тому +7

    unbelievable, they could have made the most outrageous space adventure ever, instead you get.... this...

  • @Blate1
    @Blate1 Рік тому +365

    Damn, they had way better CGI in the early 90s than I realized

    • @speeding2fast
      @speeding2fast Рік тому +31

      That's because it's "not CGI". In the Toy Story universe, this would be a live action film.

    • @theLikou1
      @theLikou1 Рік тому +50

      @@speeding2fast Unless those spaceships were reaaaaaaally good pratical effects, his point stands.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому +68

      Also the odds of having a gay couple in a mid-90s family adventure film is highly unlikely.

    • @DaDude2011
      @DaDude2011 Рік тому +2

      Or! Was the first time we saw Andy actually far in the future in some small town suburbia?!

    • @sir_tater-slayer7109
      @sir_tater-slayer7109 Рік тому +23

      Even funnier is the idea that Andy would be seeing a movie where the characters somehow look more realistic than real people a la Toy Story cgi

  • @Borderose
    @Borderose Рік тому +2256

    No way in Hell was this the movie "Andy" saw in 1995. Andy, the little boy from the 90s who loves heroic cowboy stories and usually plays Buzz as the dashing star of his toybox and his make-believe playsessions? That Andy? Says _this_ is his favorite movie? _This_ is his Star Wars? A hit so massive there's two aisles dedicated to just Buzz Lightyear stuff at Al's Toy Barn.
    Bull-fucking-shit.

    • @chasejackson7248
      @chasejackson7248 Рік тому +332

      Not to mention same sex kissing in kids movies wasn't a thing.

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 Рік тому +324

      Yeah, I don’t see how this movie was what Andy saw. In my mind Star Command is what he really watched.

    • @rosalie_edits
      @rosalie_edits Рік тому +81

      yeah that movie was one of the worst ive seen from disney/pixar ngl

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 Рік тому +29

      I could easily see how this could be a Childs favourite movie.

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose Рік тому +218

      @@jacobwansleeben3364 Oh, sure. A child's favorite movie. Hell, maybe a dozen or a hundred kids. This? Is the kind of movie that develops a cult following. Small, but there. Every movie is someone's favorite movie. Especially if it's their first.
      But Lightyear is not the 2 aisles worth of merchandise kind of kids' favorite movie. Especially not in the 90s. This isn't Star Wars. This is more like a "I watched it as a kid and kinda liked it" kinda movie. Not the "I gotta buy a Buzz figure" kind.

  • @joelsmall7696
    @joelsmall7696 7 місяців тому +4

    There is an actual Buzz light year animated movie that used this exact premise and was way, wayyy better, it even launched the TV show (both the show and THAT movie were great) but it didnt promote "THE MESSAGE" so this is what we got...

  • @isaacphillips9844
    @isaacphillips9844 Рік тому +4

    Loved it as usual! I've got a couple old ideas - Hitchcock's "Rope" and/or Henson's "The Dark Crystal"

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 11 місяців тому +2

      Please don't let him make fun of "the Dark Crystal"...

    • @isaacphillips9844
      @isaacphillips9844 11 місяців тому +1

      @@phousefilms I adore the Dark Crystal more than most all movies…but I really wouldn’t mind seeing his take on the absurdities of it.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Рік тому +525

    "Getting stuck in a bookcase with Matthew McConaughey is tight!" HAHA, this movie only WISHES it could be that creative!

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому +5

      Bleh, that movie was so Nolany I couldn't stand it. Somehow he outdid himself with Tenet though.

    • @natjam2000
      @natjam2000 Рік тому

      @@SeraphsWitness small brain

    • @Sully0020
      @Sully0020 Рік тому +1

      @@SeraphsWitness Agreed. I died of a Nolan overdose during that movie.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Рік тому +5

      @@SeraphsWitness and when are people going to stop wasting money and lives rescuing Matt Damon?!

    • @ApequH
      @ApequH Рік тому +5

      Getting stuck in a bookcase is tight, even without McConauyhey

  • @morganyoung3557
    @morganyoung3557 Рік тому +1574

    Thank you for bringing up the fact that the second Toy Story movie already established that Zurg is Buzz’s father, not an alternate version of Buzz. I also feel like this movie would have been a lot more successful if it was made to be like a fun 90s action movie that Andy would have seen. From what I have heard, I don’t see how this would be the movie that would have made Andy want a Buzz Lightyear toy especially since he was turning six years old in the first movie, five year old boys would not be interested in the type of movie Lightyear was. In fact it sounds like Lightyear was actually a remake of the movie that Andy actually saw that was trying to be gritty and realistic, but it doesn’t make anyone happy.

    • @Terryterryterryterryterry
      @Terryterryterryterryterry Рік тому +130

      Exactly! Include aliens, lazers, battles on the ships, explosions, etc! Something kids would be into. This doesn't seem like a movie a kid would like, or at least not a movie that would be memorable enough to warrant a kid wanting a figure of the main character. The only reason any of these toys would sell is the notoriety that comes with Toy Story.

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 Рік тому +86

      I mean ... that was mostly just to make a Star wars joke.
      The Star Command Cartoon didn't keep that idea either. But that doesn't make turning him into an older buzz a good idea. That's just stupid.

    • @r-giireactions2235
      @r-giireactions2235 Рік тому +22

      I think that a six year old may have enjoyed Lightyear, but I'm not sure if they'd all be as hyped up enough to buy Lightyear toys as the movies said.

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 Рік тому +15

      This movie is far from gritty and realistic, it maintains an almost constant positive tone despite the events of what happens.

    • @LIGHTNING278TH
      @LIGHTNING278TH Рік тому +34

      @@Terryterryterryterryterry Like Buzz Lightyear of Star Command (2000)?

  • @chill4xed42
    @chill4xed42 Рік тому +1

    That gagging killed me dude. Love your videos. Keep it up! ;)

  • @Kazowmon
    @Kazowmon Рік тому +6

    The movie Andy watched was the buzz lightyear 2D animated movie that all Andy's toys gathered around the TV to watch.

  • @killinggoliath
    @killinggoliath Рік тому +390

    "Oh, is there a dog in here?" well done Ryan! Comedy gold.

  • @rains00the
    @rains00the Рік тому +465

    the delivery of that "friends he made along the way" is killer (besides the reaction, obviously)

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 Рік тому +4

      5:13 made my day😂

    • @brittonwhite8122
      @brittonwhite8122 Рік тому +3

      I think it's like mocking movie directors for not putting a droplet of effort to make a long-lasting theme that would actually relate to realistic people.

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov Рік тому +1

    5:18 - 5:28
    Didn’t catch that the first time, brilliant execution.

  • @DarkCavalry1228
    @DarkCavalry1228 Рік тому +1

    The dry heave was PERFECT!

  • @alicelaybourne1620
    @alicelaybourne1620 Рік тому +732

    There is no way a young Andy would have wanted a toy from a story that adult.

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal Рік тому +157

      AND boring. Wish they would have left Toy Story alone after the third movie, it was the perfect goodbye to the characters.

    • @dakotateears3749
      @dakotateears3749 Рік тому +43

      Hallelujah to that. I'm sick of all my favourite franchises being ruined.

    • @vadimmorozov
      @vadimmorozov Рік тому +60

      @@dakotateears3749 you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... that's how i feel about the franchises that keep being ruined

    • @lichoscar
      @lichoscar Рік тому +22

      My thoughts exactly while watching this movie. It was so depressing. Like the entire premise of it was a recipe for disaster. I can't believe they didn't come up with another plot.

    • @davidguthary8147
      @davidguthary8147 Рік тому +10

      Why not? Children aren't idiots. Just because a film has a more "adult" story doesn't mean children can't find enjoyment in it.

  • @wilsonmwilson
    @wilsonmwilson Рік тому +711

    Watching the Pitch Meeting before the actual movie is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @vibaked
      @vibaked Рік тому +77

      instead of* the actual movie

    • @fredskull1618
      @fredskull1618 Рік тому +9

      “Barley Barley Barley”

    • @fortheloveofking
      @fortheloveofking Рік тому +24

      He almost exclusively covers movies I don't wanna see in the first place, so it always works out for me.

    • @none_o_ur_bidnis
      @none_o_ur_bidnis Рік тому +3

      barley is a type of grain

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @Deris87
    @Deris87 Рік тому +2

    "the CUTEST little merchandizing opportunity"
    I am a grown ass man, and I would die for that fake robo-kitty.

  • @tranazzi
    @tranazzi 5 місяців тому +1

    I wasn’t alive for the iconic cinematic moment of “No Luke. I am your father.” But I imagine it was the polar opposite of the no feelings emoted from Zergs reveal as buzz.

  • @macrider007gaming3
    @macrider007gaming3 Рік тому +2

    90's buzz Lightyear and star command is my childhood favorite😍😍😍😍😍

  • @MrCarpediem6
    @MrCarpediem6 Рік тому

    thank-you - i truly needed this

  • @melgris2732
    @melgris2732 Рік тому +1622

    Stuff like the "biig stretch" "is there a dog in here?" is what keeps Pitch Meetings quality high. There are the catchphrases that are fun, of course, and seeing just where those phrases will come up in relation to the film of the week, but it wouldn't be able to coast on that forever. But in every video there's at least 2-3 well-timed takes that fit into the format, but are a standalone good joke to keep the pace up and dynamic. Great stuff.

    • @mauibeau
      @mauibeau Рік тому

      Bobs and Vagene

    • @iddobarzilai68
      @iddobarzilai68 Рік тому +10

      Can you please explain the joke?

    • @alethiamillner5603
      @alethiamillner5603 Рік тому +2

      @@iddobarzilai68 exactly he's praising the joke as if he's the only person that just viewed the video. If you're going to go into that much depth about how good the writing is in the show it would be appreciated if you would have explained the joke a little bit to all the other hundreds of thousands of us who are watching the video too! 🤷🏽Js

    • @masonlax100
      @masonlax100 Рік тому +17

      To those that don’t get it there’s a meme about how you have to say “oooh big stretch” every time a dog wakes up and stretches itself out

    • @melgris2732
      @melgris2732 Рік тому +1

      @@alethiamillner5603 I didn't think it needed explaining, given the many other comments praising it as a joke, I was merely saying it was one example of a fresh joke in the video format. But: "Biiiig stretch" is something of a meme, that people say to their dogs or cats or babies when they stretch. A lot of people do it, it's an amusing habit lots of people have, so many audience members will relate to the phrase. In this context, a "big stretch" also means to try overly hard to justify why the Zerg calls himself Zerg. I suppose the joke is: given the double meaning, we the audience know that Producer Guy is saying that the Script Writer is stretching to come up with a reason for Zerg to be called Zerg, which is obviously hamfisted and kind of silly, but Script Writer guy thinks Producer is praising a stretching dog that doesn't actually exist, meaning Script Guy is amusingly oblivious to Producer Guy's criticism. So it's a joke with some parts: it's cute/funny/amusingly odd that many people have the habit of praising their dogs when they stretch, it's a double meaning worked well into the flow of banter, and Script Guy looks like an idiot. And unlike "super easy, barely an inconvenience" or "X is tight!", it's not a catchphrase, meaning it's a freshly integrated joke, which keeps the pace of these videos from becoming too predictable by only relying on the same lovable catchphrases to get a laugh.

  • @missxspencer1538
    @missxspencer1538 Рік тому +378

    "oooh big stretch buddy!"
    "Is there a dog in here?"
    That went over my head at first and then it all hit me at once😅😅😅😅😅😅 when are they gonna start giving out awards for social media? Best Writer nominee right here

    • @mcw1907
      @mcw1907 Рік тому +50

      Plus Producer Guy's gag reflex at the "friends he made along the way" line reminded me of how my cats react to smells they don't like.

    • @amitavamozumder73
      @amitavamozumder73 Рік тому +15

      sorry but what's the joke? a stretched dog? like a dachshund ?

    • @JaredSutter
      @JaredSutter Рік тому +50

      @@amitavamozumder73 the way he said "big stretch buddy" sounded like something a person might say to a dog that had just woken up. But it was actually about how unlikely the plot point was.

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 Рік тому +6

      I actually didn't understand it. What did he mean?

    • @yashmirani9536
      @yashmirani9536 Рік тому +21

      Maybe he was referring to the toy story dog Slinky, who could stretch?

  • @Strill_
    @Strill_ Рік тому +85

    The core message is "It's ok to fail". That's true, but not at all in the way the movie presents it. When you fail, you get back up and try again, which is exactly what Buzz does from the very beginning. He didn't need to learn anything. He was doing the right thing from the start.
    The movie's real message is "If you fail, give up and stop trying", which is one of the most evil messages you can give.

    • @BRNDMYR
      @BRNDMYR Рік тому +6

      yeah. the messages in the movie contradicts each other.

    • @cwood892
      @cwood892 Рік тому +34

      I think it was trying to point out that sometimes you need to know where to stop. It can be good to keep trying, but I think they showed that Buzz was becoming obsessed with it not for the good of others (a lot of the people had made a life for themselves on the new planet) but for more personal reasons (to get rid of the guilt he felt). There are times when you need to keep trying and times when you need to accept failure, deal with your personal pain from it, and move on to create a better life.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Рік тому +1

      Still better than "Turning Red".
      *"Lie, cheat, and scheme your way around your strict mother by selling (photographs of) your body until you break her and she reaches an 'agreement' so lax that you can let your body parts hang out and say 'my body my choice' with no resistence."*

    • @XtremiTeez
      @XtremiTeez Рік тому +6

      Someone needs to tell this to the Disney execs who keep greenlighting these woke box office disasters.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Рік тому +1

      @@cwood892 Agreed. I think people do a lot of dumb and destructive things because they seemed to be - and maybe were! - a good idea when they started, and when it just isn't any more we fall for the Sunk Cost Fallacy.
      Take cars:
      At the beginning, they made streets both cleaner and safer because the alternative was horse-drawn carts and carriages, and horses panic easily and also, well, poop. A lot. Which did spread sicknesses and was an accident risk. (That old "slips on a banana peel" cartoon thing? The banana peel is a cleaned-up stand in for , ahem, road apples.)
      Switch to today, when half of the street is often taken up by parking cars, part of the area that get's sealed up every year is for personal parking spaces, and we _easily_ have the technological means for alternatives in towns and cities.

  • @willsir1
    @willsir1 Рік тому

    "OH big stretch buddy!"
    "Is there a dog in here?"
    HA! 🤣🤣

  • @grapefruitsimmons
    @grapefruitsimmons Рік тому +260

    This channel has saved me so much money and time lol
    "hey wanna go see that movie?" Nah Ill just watch the Pitch Meeting

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +8

      This was such a great video, that I'm hoping that Hollyweird makes more bad bad movies.

    • @ac3d657
      @ac3d657 Рік тому

      imagine needing to get a youtuber approval to go see a movie that anyone with common sense can detect is trash in the first place
      you must really have a low IQ

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 Рік тому +251

    "As long as it's derivative of intellectual property with a proven track record of financial success" is the wordiest thing that's ever made me cry a little about the future of cinema

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal Рік тому +8

      Especially with Disney at the helm!

    • @anth636
      @anth636 Рік тому +4

      Disney's really trying to compete with Illumination as the worst animation empire

    • @mckinleymontague2699
      @mckinleymontague2699 Рік тому

      Same I looooove watching movies as an art form but these days it's all just 'what story, character, actors or franchise has made us money in the past?' And then we end up with a bunch of mediocre films. In my opinion Maverick and No way home are the only ones that came out recently that were done well

    • @go_better
      @go_better Рік тому +1

      Yeah, money.

    • @johnpoole3871
      @johnpoole3871 Рік тому +1

      The future? More like the present and pasr few decades.

  • @rexdamage
    @rexdamage Рік тому +3

    That vomit reflex is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robrichardson6521
    @robrichardson6521 Рік тому

    You did this video very carefully and I love it!

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us Рік тому +635

    0:09 my exact reaction the first time I heard about this film

    • @hansalvarado4286
      @hansalvarado4286 Рік тому +14

      Exactly wtf

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 Рік тому +6

      First time, and every time

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +3

      Hahaha
      Almost every reaction that producer blue jacket Ryan has was what I had. What made it funnier is that the humour most likely had no explanation.
      This was the weirdest video by far, but I love it so much.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 Рік тому +2

      @The Rest Of Us
      My reaction to this movie was “Should’ve been Woody’s Round Up” that gritty RDR style western prequel we actually deserved to get.

  • @Lewkis01
    @Lewkis01 Рік тому +186

    "Oh getting stuck in a bookcase with Matthew McConaughey is TIGHT" had me dying🤣🤣

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 Рік тому +5

      When Stephen Hawking said that inside a black hole the laws of physics break down and anything can happen no matter how fantastic, somehow I never thought of a bookcase.

  • @Ru4444
    @Ru4444 Рік тому

    Ur videos are getting better and better!! I love it!!

  • @Langkowski
    @Langkowski Рік тому +5

    I agree. I wish there was a fictional movie Lightyear or some other character watched in the movie, and then Pixar makes a real movie based on that fictional movie.

  • @micaelasparrow650
    @micaelasparrow650 Рік тому +300

    He tried to teach them to say Buzz but the closest they got was Zerg. Ah, yes. A name with almost none of the same letters in it. Big stretch indeed.
    Great video!

    • @robbieclark1784
      @robbieclark1784 Рік тому +7

      That's how robots work. By sounding out letters and words. It's just science.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 Рік тому +28

      Hey that's not fair. There's a Z in both. Not in the same spots whatsoever... but they ARE there.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Рік тому +31

      In the future, there's technology so advanced you can't imagine it- yet it's weakness is it can't pronounce his name.

    • @micaelasparrow650
      @micaelasparrow650 Рік тому

      @@EskChan19 You're right, let me adjust it.

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP Рік тому +1

      Z: am I a joke to you?

  • @WillDennis22
    @WillDennis22 Рік тому +55

    That opening scene in Toy Story 2 with the video game is more akin to what I’d want the movie to be like.

    • @englishislit7720
      @englishislit7720 Рік тому

      Yes!!!

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 Рік тому

      That's another really good point. That video game makes almost no sense in the context of the film. However, 90s video games based on movies are notorious for having nothing to do with the actual plot of the movie, so maybe it's not a plot hole after all.

  • @itriggeru5770
    @itriggeru5770 6 місяців тому

    Recently discovered this channel absolutely love the content One request could you possibly do one for powder?

  • @JordnD
    @JordnD Рік тому +6

    The first time I watched this I clicked off around 3:05 because I didn't want to much of the movie spoiled, since I kinda wanted to watch it.
    After watching the movie I don't think it's a bad movie on its own, but it does a bad job of being a Buzzlighter movie with-in the Toy Story universe.
    Zurg isn't Buzz's father, the green alien dudes don't even show up from Toy Story and there are a few important side characters that where never mentioned in Toy Story.

  • @thecheck968
    @thecheck968 Рік тому +321

    Imagine if Zurg was built up as a massive looming threat, but unaware of their relationship, Buzz kept brushing him aside as Zorg became an increasingly more unhinged parody of Darth Vader just wanting to be a dad

    • @knightofkorbin888
      @knightofkorbin888 Рік тому +30

      *Zurg theme begins to play* "DESTROY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR in a game of catch. DESTROY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR in a game of catch. DESTROY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Рік тому +19

      That scene in toy story 2 reminds me of the running gag in how it should have ended where darth Vader randomly show telling everyone he has son.

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 Рік тому +2

      Yes! An old man trying to find his son but ended up becoming evil and fighting said son.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Рік тому +142

    Disney: "We'll never acknowledge the Buzz Lightyear cartoon, but we did make an origin movie!"
    Internet: "Please put the cartoon series on Disney Plus."

    • @mnorth1351
      @mnorth1351 Рік тому +6

      Wow, I guess I didn't realize it wasn't on Disney Plus. I was never a fan, but I watched a few episodes back in the day. Why does Disney not like it now?

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 Рік тому +4

      Someone uploaded the series on UA-cam, but half the episodes were taken down and it's shitty quality without subtitles.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Рік тому +5

      A VPN connection is cheaper than a Disney+ subscription, and you can watch the highest quality videos without any internet connection.
      Just saying.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 Рік тому +1

      @@ClokworkGremlin Does VPN have a streaming service? Is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command available on that streaming service? Or on any streaming service at all? If not, then you really are just saying without meaning anything.

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 Рік тому +5

      Seriously, does Disney hate money? What is their deal with the animated series? I know Lasseter hated it, but does he still have that much influence over the company even when he's gone? The Lightyear movie would have sold like hotcakes if they used the story and characters from the animated series.

  • @jakobbraun5180
    @jakobbraun5180 Рік тому

    damn - very nice! Bonuspoints for that „is a dog in this office“ joke 😄

  • @Zirkusman
    @Zirkusman 5 місяців тому

    Thanks for the video!

  • @theEdgeCrusher12
    @theEdgeCrusher12 Рік тому +510

    Every single time the screenwriter guy says "Hey shut up!" never fails to make me chuckle. You're a genius, Ryan.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Рік тому

      Hey shutup I agree.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Рік тому +3

      Also “he was in the previous movie!” and “That’s the name of the movie!” are good lines.

    • @Thefirstbrady
      @Thefirstbrady Рік тому +3

      He always does the "wow wow wow..wow". So you can imagine my excitement when he did Loki with Owen Wilson. lmfao... wowwwwww

  • @maxcloud753
    @maxcloud753 Рік тому +141

    I'm surprised that he didn't mention that the origin of the robots and the zurg suit was "I just found it randomly with no explanation on where it came from." I withstood all the other stuff in that movie, but that killed it for me.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 Рік тому +15

      I'm surprised he never pointed out how inconsistently stupid the "Andy" framing device is.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 Рік тому +5

      Given that it's the 90s, I could excuse it if his reasoning was "Toy R' Us/ McDonald's wants to sell toys".

    • @maxcloud753
      @maxcloud753 Рік тому

      @@kingsleycy3450 I still would have expected at least some throw away line like: "They were built by an alien civilization" or "They were built by future humans" or "I built them with future technology" or even at least an "I don't know where they came from" instead of just saying "I found them" and then just dropping the question of where they came from completely!

  • @cosmicbean8330
    @cosmicbean8330 Рік тому

    It’s been forever since I watched a pitch meeting, time to get hooked again.

  • @wordsofcheresie936
    @wordsofcheresie936 3 місяці тому

    "The real mission was the friends he made along the way". I had the exact same reaction.

  • @jacobnotfacob
    @jacobnotfacob Рік тому +1228

    “We’re gonna have this big twist where Zerg turns out to be an older Buzz”
    “But didn’t we establish in Toy Story 2 that Zerg is his father?”
    “Hey, shut up”

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 Рік тому +35

      Why are you misspelling Zurg's name?

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy Рік тому +6

      @@SeanWheeler100 Hey, shut up.

    • @dbfrfr
      @dbfrfr Рік тому +19

      @@SeanWheeler100 zerg

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 Рік тому +17

      @@dbfrfr Zurg's name is supposed to be spelled with a U. Just look him up.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Рік тому +25

      @@SeanWheeler100 cuz starcraft

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh Рік тому +505

    You know, they could've done a movie about Buzz as a recruit for Star Command and his journey to becoming one of their top agents. Plus, it could include Zurg's backstory and his rise to power.

    • @housecaldwell
      @housecaldwell Рік тому +55

      The movie I was expecting, for sure.

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 Рік тому +52

      This version of the movie would have been a layup, basically a Toy Story 5 in that kids would love it. It would have added to the lore. Instead they decided to go with a confusing plot that doesn't even make sense within the context of its source material.

    • @MyScorpion42
      @MyScorpion42 Рік тому +59

      They could even have done a movie where he is a space ranger but loses one of his best friends during a mission and has to learn to lean on other people again when he is put in charge of a bunch of new recruits.
      They could even start the movie off with having the cast of Toy Story find a VHS tape of the movie and putting it on, making a much more diegetic clarification of it's context within the universe than starting the movie off with text on a black screen.

    • @sylviamontaez3889
      @sylviamontaez3889 Рік тому +14

      @@MyScorpion42 that would've been a way better film and it would've paid homage to the TV series

    • @strat5520
      @strat5520 Рік тому +19

      They couldve done a lot of things, but they went with something that could push...""""THE MESSAGE"""" instead, of course.

  • @joshuaglass1827
    @joshuaglass1827 Рік тому +5

    Wait Ryan how could you miss the part at the end where he chose the 3 survive by luck incompetent new recruits over his choice of the best rangers in the galaxy!? That part got me lol

  • @jdraven0890
    @jdraven0890 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious!
    What a strange choice for Pixar to go with a dead serious grounded story. It's almost like they had that kind of story ready to go for an original work, and some execs told them to stick a Buzz Lightyear veneer on top of it.

  • @lifeofrex4377
    @lifeofrex4377 Рік тому +61

    That moment where he threw up in his mouth a little made me bust out laughing 🤣🤣

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +5

      The friends. We made. Along the way.

    • @lifeofrex4377
      @lifeofrex4377 Рік тому +1

      @@richardmahn7589 🤢🤮
      Sorry don’t know what happened

  • @127mfan
    @127mfan Рік тому +69

    "Maybe the real mission...was the friends he made along the way."
    *Producer visibly gags*
    Nearly choking on your breakfast from laughing is TIGHT!

    • @gavdownes100
      @gavdownes100 Рік тому

      Um actually his name is Producer Guy

    • @TECfan1
      @TECfan1 Рік тому

      That wasn't even the movie's message though, lmao.

  • @ParkityParkPark
    @ParkityParkPark 2 місяці тому +1

    "we can do whatever we want, sir, as long as it's derivative of intellectual property with a proven track record of financial success" is the most accurate description of modern Hollywood I can fathom

  • @b0hannon661
    @b0hannon661 Рік тому +51

    I used to watch CinemaSins when I wanted a recap of a movie I had no intention of seeing, Pitch Meetings are much shorter and more wholesome.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 Рік тому +15

      And thankfully, less boner jokes.

    • @Jackrazorus
      @Jackrazorus Рік тому +15

      CinemaSins usually complain about nonsense and are counting sins for "how did this happen?" while the very same thing was explained in the movie. Or sin for some things not being explained, while they didnt really need explanation.

    • @TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs
      @TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs Рік тому +15

      ​@@Jackrazorus yeah that channel got so bad and just frustrating to watch

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Рік тому +5

      And less boring. My goodness Cinema Sins is so long...and hostile.

    • @sophyafigueiredo672
      @sophyafigueiredo672 Рік тому +1

      @@TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs The first videos of cinemasins were fun cause the sins made sense. Now it’s just jokes for the sake of jokes

  • @MrHuph-vu2wc
    @MrHuph-vu2wc Рік тому +456

    His little "Hey shut up" has replaced "I don't know" or "you're gonna have to get all the way off my back" but I love it.

    • @MorgannaMGone
      @MorgannaMGone Рік тому +11

      it's good to have more quips in his arsenal, mixes things up a bit while still maintaining the same type of humour. love it

    • @okk
      @okk Рік тому +11

      @@TheFunetGamestation I would say it replaced. The "get off my back" and "woops...woopsie" gag acknowledge the absurdity of the script. "Hey shut up" is not even met with a response from producer guy, which is sort of a meta-commentary of "just turn off your brain and enjoy this hot garbage"

    • @jaymccormack6875
      @jaymccormack6875 Рік тому

      I like the get all the way off my back line, but it’s good to see change up when it fits. Instead of shoehorning it in. Wow wow wow wow wow…. Wow! I see what I did there.

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 Рік тому

      @Arz Zeti - your *SPAM* comments don't even make sense. Who is "anna"?? Delete your garbage. You've been reported.

    • @JonGorman
      @JonGorman Рік тому +3

      New catch phrases are tight!