i mean to be fair, lava is well............just lava, scarlet rot is a giga decease that can kill demi gods, actual gods and terraform an entire region
I kinda miss the constant deaths and panic. And, saying this as someone who is so very over levelled, that is not always help that much. Managed to luck and cheese my way through Malenia (at level 180), and i am still super nervous when ever i enter a new place.
Yes, rip Wall meme. Never forget how the developers use invisible walls to move around NPC easier, but sometimes forget to make them indestructible. For those wondering, the Wall was technically an npc. Normally, when interacted with, this type of npc plays a vanishing animation. They all have that health, but when interacted with they vanish. In this case, It was meant as npc Road, so It doesn't have the vanish on interaction thing. So, as a result, It Is like a normal npc without AI and with a lot of health. The death of the Wall doesn't play the vanish animation, It Just gets remuved Upon death. Npc normally play a death animation and then get remuved, in this case the Death animation isn't there so It Just gets remuved Upon reaching 0 HP. This isn't proper death, becouse to die npc Need an animation, which Is played at 0 HP, in this case It Just gets remuved. I belive this remuval works becouse the game actively checks npc hp and remuves the npc with 0 HP as safety against some bugs, so all npc Upon reaching 0 HP would be remuved but some have death animation that plays before that. It Is possible, since ragdoll Is in the game, that the Wall with 0 HP could have been ragdolled, but I'm not sure. Probably to ragdoll the npc Need a death animation, but I Just like the idea of ragolling a Wall After hitting It for an hour.
Yeah but weren't you technically unable to draw weapons in that room cause its a safe zone? if it was a super accurate detail he'd have been on the other side trying to get in Sorta pedantic though since he wouldn't be visible in the same scene in the video
The lava is so weird across the franchise. In DS1 it's very deadly, until you get the one ring that turns it into slightly spicy molasses with an annoying sound effect. Don't remember what is was in DS2, but knowing the game, lava kills you instantly and deletes your save forever or something. In DS3, you don't get any rings, and if you stack up on resistance, you might be able to wade through lava, chugging Estus every three steps. And in ER, it's like the spicy molasses, but no ring needed.
@@Taolan8472 even more prolific when you consider it's most player's (me included) first souls game. By the time we get here we've been one shot by: birds, bats, ballistas, gravity, birds with knife feet, prawns, gravity again, big birds, lobsters, crabs, dogs, gravity, statues, cats that are called dogs, gravity, flamethrowers, a walking cane, a dragon, a severed dragons head, gravity, blue arrows, lightning bugs, ants, gravity, lions, blobs, knights, stepping on the wrong piece of water, soldiers, gravity, pumpkin heads and much more. So to encounter lava, something that can actually one shot you in real life, you'd just imagine that even standing too close is death. It's very disconcerting.
@@GrahamChapman i saw a mod that makes lava deal stance damage and let's the ticks count as a crit riposte when it stance breaks you. That would be a hilariously souls thing to do
The fact that the best way to get through the lava is to roll and repeatedly smack your face into it, or turn around and hop backwards through it is absolutely hilarious to me.
i remember the time i almost gave up because of that fat Godskin **** after i finally won the fight i was happy just to meet them later together at the last few Story Bosses....skinny Godskin Duo made me ragequit over 300 times xD After beating them i yoloed Maiketh and wondered why ppl find him difficult xD
Yeah..i did that in that ruins where the rot river runs through them in a lake of rot, and the death was the player flying around wildly through the air. I was like "wtf happened here, was this some sort of a bug.." ... then i turned a corner and got attacked by ulcerated tree spirit and all was clear in an instant. Suffice to say my bloodstain also showed the player flying wildly through the air moments after that...
@@pedrovilar6123 crazy thing is you’re only able to hit the wall on the other side so its quitr literally useless unless you’re prone to wasting time like me😁
@@cA5TraTioN Well, it doesn't take even half as long if you use the saw he got in this episode. It rips through those indestructible illusory walls in seconds.
I love how when she's invaded by the pizza cutter guy, we hear screams, but in the end its SHE who comes down with the weapon. With every new video they get better at the game.
He dies a lot less in this animations than he did at the beginning of this series. It’s like Kenny from South Park we’re he died a ton at the start but after awhile it stopped. Or the guy is finally learning how to “Get Gud”!
This is a different character, Carbot made more than one Tarnished this girl has always been slightly more competent than the other guys. You are still right though the main Tarnished dude has gotten better too specially on Take on Elden Ring
I love the sound effects and the way she pauses to play with the lava a moment on finding that it's just warm, glowy marmalade. That plish plish plish is so adorable.
I love how she tryna start up Ghiza’s Wheel like a chainsaw while in full panic mode 🤣 Fucking killed me when Godskin inflated to fill the whole castle lol!
So many great moments! The Rune Bear photo, Giza invader, Chad behind Tanith, the smiley face on the note to kill your friends! "You're not dead" is the best "You Died" screen to date!
I was expecting the magma wyrm to stay in the lava throwing wide AoE and flame attacks the entire fight like mine did, but the lazy magma wyrm works just as well.
0:04 We start of with a very heartbreaking story 0:06 A giant who lost his Runebear friend. Think about it next time you kill one! Well... if you can kill one. Which you probably can't. Not easily anyway. 0:11 On a serious note, this giant is in fact afflicted with Madness which is spread through yellow eyed rats and other such things. This Madness originates from something called "3 fingers" and it is something that may one day burn the entire world to the ground. More on that later for where it came from (hopefully). And yeah, it does look like this guy is crying his eyes out. If you ask me. Just ignore him. There is site of grace behind him anyway and I think he respawns so there is really no point. 0:13 Anyway, welcome to Volcano Manor. A location that is very interesting from design standpoint. There are annoyances in it though. In the background you can see foreshadowing. 0:17 Upstairs you will find a very nice looking location with lots of dinner tables. 0:20 And this is a man that will cut your Pizza. Inquisitor Ghiza. Yes, the rhyme is intentional here. Good thing? You don't need to cut your Pizza on your own. The bad part? 0:22 You will be also cut. 0:24 And it's the Invader from which you get the Spinning blade called Ghiza's Wheel. It's not as great as Saw from Bloodborne, but it is okay. And the character that you see here is called Tanith. She is the wife of man of the house. Rykard. One of the Demigods and son of Rennala and Radagon. She like her husband is not well in the head, but more on that later. And yes. It is a Crucible Knight as her bodyguard. You see, there are some weird things going on with Erd Tree and Crucible and this guy has none of it. Funnily enough he was at some point meant to be one of the named Crucible Knights which means him being part of Rykard's followers is not something to be taken lightly. 0:28 All you need to know is that she gives you the quest to kill some Tarnished who probably helped you along the way. Is it okay to do that? No. Is it profitable? Abso-fucking-lutely. It gives you some great loot. And the one in Leyndell gives you the iconic armor of Elden Ring. Have fun being a piece of shit. We all are. 0:36 Yeah it is quite convoluted. Also you may get one assassination contract from Patches who also resides in that location if you let him live. 0:41 Here are the nice people you meet here. Rya who is the best girl and daughter of Tanith and Knight Vengarl who is the guy you could meet near Warmaster's Shack he is a friend of Rykard and sees himself as his brother. More on him later (I hope). And the white phantom hitting the wall is caused by a certain funny glitch. If you hit that wall enough times it will despawn because it's an illusory wall that is not meant to be cleared up, but it can be. It's caused by this area being rather clearly made in later stages of development which causes it to have few weird quirks. 0:46 This is the primary enemy in this location. Snake people. 0:47 And yeah, this is pretty creepy. 0:50 At least Ghiza's Wheel is a good weapon. And a brutal looking one. 0:52 And since this is Rykard's domain you can imagine that there are TONS of those damn Iron Virgins in here. It is as bad as it sounds. Let me tell you. You wont be a virgin anymore after being fucked like that. 1:02 Those things are FAST. And wolves are annoying. 1:11 And ye. Cages here are used as elevators. 1:14 Yeah... 1:20 This lava is a far cry from lava of old in DS1 where few steps without a special ring spelled your quick death. This is genuinely pathetic. Really, the worst thing about this lava is that it slows you down horribly, but even that can be subverted. Either by quickstep some weapons have or... 1:30 This... This is not very dignified, but it works. 1:37 Oh and one Magma Wyrm can be found here. Do you care? I don't care. No one cares about those things. 1:41 And another enemy type is screamers. They are annoying and alert enemies to your location. Just kill them quickly. 1:44 And those things can suck it. They are deceptively fast and if they grab you it's not easy to get away. Hate them. 1:48 You BETTER pull up that shortcut. Because what awaits you there will most definitely kill you. 1:50 Welcome to Temple of Eiglay. A temple dedicated to a VERY large snake, devourer of Gods... Yeah you probably can figure out what we will be facing at some point. 1:52 But THIS is what you will be facing NOW. 1:55 This is Godskin Noble. Fuck this boss. You will be screaming that a lot about Godskin bosses... ESPECIALLY LATER ON!!! Fuck this shit. It's like Smough on a speed of Ornstein. It's unbalanced as hell!!! But more on TERRIBLE balance in this game later!!! Because just thinking about what will come later makes my BLOOD BOIL!!! FUCK GODSKIN!!!! And yeah. When second phase starts it will take a WHILE before it stops rolling. How is it fair? IT'S NOT!!! And some bright person at Fromsoft thought it's a good way to do difficulty. It's just shit. 2:03 Yup. This will be your experience for the next 2 hours. Have fun... somehow.
@@TD-ts9mn If there is only one good strategy for a boss that doesn't make it easy. it makes it exploitable. Easy Boss is something like Pinwheel who no matter what is a joke. Foreskin Duo though are pieces of shit to fight with with anything else than sleeping things.
I really need a shirt that says "behold . Dog." Or "Try fingers. But hole ." That way everyone who's never played the game is so confused while everyone else has a nice laugh 😂
i like how well you animated the lava. the small waves the player made to the lava rolling off their tummy, and hand dropping globs of it. oh man it's soo good, i watched every frame
I think this is my favorite episode yet, the accuracy of all every detail is so good! I love that there is even a reference to the illusory wall that took 50 strikes to open :)
The walk in to the godskin where the bloodstain was just rolling around is hilarious!! This is spot on. Traveling place to place when you got the “envelopes” to hunt and kill for the manor is on it.
The bloodstain had me howling
RIGHT?!?
Tryin to rip start the Ghizah wheel whilst the fatass godskins shadow looms over 🤣🤣
It had him rolling
Same xD
Omg I'm so happy you commented this!
Casually walking around in lava: No problem
Scarlet Rot: OH GOD IM DYING HELPPPPP
that sounds like an awesome future idea: hero goes into the scarlet rot thinking it is like lava then "You Died" lol
Wait for the Lake of Rot episode with Baleful Shadow, basiliks, kindreds of rot and Astel 😂
It's not lava, it's just some hot jelly :D And scarlet rot literally rots you alive so x_x
i mean to be fair, lava is well............just lava, scarlet rot is a giga decease that can kill demi gods, actual gods and terraform an entire region
@@xxxhalo4everxxxfair enough…
Love the fact that he gradually cares less and less about the everything and doesn't die that often anymore because he is overleveled.
I kinda miss the constant deaths and panic. And, saying this as someone who is so very over levelled, that is not always help that much.
Managed to luck and cheese my way through Malenia (at level 180), and i am still super nervous when ever i enter a new place.
Considering this is a different character, and also it's a female one.
The true ER midgame experience
I wonder how long it`s gonna last
is he though?
0:42 ah yes, the legacy of the indestructible illusory wall
It's the little, fleeting details like this that make this channel sooooooo good
RIP 9000 hp illusory wall
@@Nick-mp1zh RIP
Yes, rip Wall meme.
Never forget how the developers use invisible walls to move around NPC easier, but sometimes forget to make them indestructible.
For those wondering, the Wall was technically an npc. Normally, when interacted with, this type of npc plays a vanishing animation. They all have that health, but when interacted with they vanish.
In this case, It was meant as npc Road, so It doesn't have the vanish on interaction thing. So, as a result, It Is like a normal npc without AI and with a lot of health. The death of the Wall doesn't play the vanish animation, It Just gets remuved Upon death. Npc normally play a death animation and then get remuved, in this case the Death animation isn't there so It Just gets remuved Upon reaching 0 HP. This isn't proper death, becouse to die npc Need an animation, which Is played at 0 HP, in this case It Just gets remuved.
I belive this remuval works becouse the game actively checks npc hp and remuves the npc with 0 HP as safety against some bugs, so all npc Upon reaching 0 HP would be remuved but some have death animation that plays before that. It Is possible, since ragdoll Is in the game, that the Wall with 0 HP could have been ragdolled, but I'm not sure. Probably to ragdoll the npc Need a death animation, but I Just like the idea of ragolling a Wall After hitting It for an hour.
Yeah but weren't you technically unable to draw weapons in that room cause its a safe zone? if it was a super accurate detail he'd have been on the other side trying to get in
Sorta pedantic though since he wouldn't be visible in the same scene in the video
Word!
1:20 I love how accurate this depiction of the lava is
Gotta love Slighty-higher-than-Room-Temperature lava
The lava is so weird across the franchise. In DS1 it's very deadly, until you get the one ring that turns it into slightly spicy molasses with an annoying sound effect. Don't remember what is was in DS2, but knowing the game, lava kills you instantly and deletes your save forever or something. In DS3, you don't get any rings, and if you stack up on resistance, you might be able to wade through lava, chugging Estus every three steps. And in ER, it's like the spicy molasses, but no ring needed.
Of all the environmental hazards, you’d expect lava to do the most damage, but it actually doesn’t
@EwgenijBelzmann you could block lava with a shield in DS3... or in one section anyway, otherwise it was incredibly lethal.
@@EwgenijBelzmann In DS3 you can block the lava damage with the shield allowing you to go through it for the item
Every single episode every single time is pure gold.
*MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE DETECTED*
@@97Multiphantom corrected, sire
Landing in the lava and being confused about your continued life is a universal experience
Right? Its like, its not an instant death in Souls games, but its a rapid one. My first time touching lava I was floored at how little damage it does.
@@Taolan8472 even more prolific when you consider it's most player's (me included) first souls game. By the time we get here we've been one shot by: birds, bats, ballistas, gravity, birds with knife feet, prawns, gravity again, big birds, lobsters, crabs, dogs, gravity, statues, cats that are called dogs, gravity, flamethrowers, a walking cane, a dragon, a severed dragons head, gravity, blue arrows, lightning bugs, ants, gravity, lions, blobs, knights, stepping on the wrong piece of water, soldiers, gravity, pumpkin heads and much more.
So to encounter lava, something that can actually one shot you in real life, you'd just imagine that even standing too close is death. It's very disconcerting.
@@JaymzShikari So what I hear you saying is that the lava is too nerfed and FromSoft need to buff it?
@@GrahamChapman i saw a mod that makes lava deal stance damage and let's the ticks count as a crit riposte when it stance breaks you. That would be a hilariously souls thing to do
@@JaymzShikari Yep, exactly the same feeling. Also you've forgot to mention gravity as one of the things that instakill you.
The fact that the best way to get through the lava is to roll and repeatedly smack your face into it, or turn around and hop backwards through it is absolutely hilarious to me.
I've been using the bloodhound step, and wasting my FP. I'm going to try hopping backwards next time.
@@leyrua also costs fp
It's a dagger skill
@@timotheebrasseur6188 You can use backstep without FP. I've been using the ash of war to traverse the lava, which DOES cost FP.
@@timotheebrasseur6188 backstepping doesn't cost FP. You backstep by pressing the dodge button while inputting no directional controls.
i dont understand, why dont yall just run through it???
1:10 the dogs taking the elevator had me dying
Bwahaha
Same!
I was looking for this comment
And they were so cute ^^
The Godskin, accurate AF😂😂😂
i remember the time i almost gave up because of that fat Godskin **** after i finally won the fight i was happy just to meet them later together at the last few Story Bosses....skinny Godskin Duo made me ragequit over 300 times xD After beating them i yoloed Maiketh and wondered why ppl find him difficult xD
@@Gubbykahn now I’m giving it all up due to that Malenia that killed me over 100 times…I just can’t beat her🫠
@@thepersianconnection of course you can't beat her. Dont you know she's Malenia,Blade of Miquella. And she has never known defeat.
I Kinda just Parried Godskin with Buckler and killer him with my riposte dagger
Mozzarella boy.
I swear I like touching the Bloodstains to see how insane the other players' deaths were
Horah Loux bloodstains are great to watch.
When you see a gnarly death in a "safe" area
Yeah..i did that in that ruins where the rot river runs through them in a lake of rot, and the death was the player flying around wildly through the air. I was like "wtf happened here, was this some sort of a bug.." ... then i turned a corner and got attacked by ulcerated tree spirit and all was clear in an instant. Suffice to say my bloodstain also showed the player flying wildly through the air moments after that...
Who doesn't? I mean some of them had me crying with laughter
I like to use them to see how (stupidly, most of them) they died.
Cracked a lot of laugh like that.
For Hidetaka Miyazaki, lava is just another color of swamp.
agreed, and turtles are another breed of dog
Love how creative you're getting with the online elements.
0:42 Real fun to see how players all around the world just love hitting that damn wall in the manor for that totally useless corridor
its not useless, that corridor leads to the boss. Am i wrong?
@@Sillvanicolas It leads to the actual manor but thats the wall with smth like 10k hp where you just have a normal invis wall in the other room
@@pedrovilar6123 crazy thing is you’re only able to hit the wall on the other side so its quitr literally useless unless you’re prone to wasting time like me😁
@@cA5TraTioN Well, it doesn't take even half as long if you use the saw he got in this episode. It rips through those indestructible illusory walls in seconds.
This made me realize how insane and absurd Elden Ring really is. And that's a good thing.
The Constructor Virgin had me dying 😂
I love how tame the lava is in Elden Ring. Like warm jam.
And in exchange we get worse version of toxin aka scarlet rot.
The Zelda song from the sneaking past the guards was a nice touch
This was golden
And Diddy Kong Racing song while killing friends! 🤣
@@ChuckMcNelly took me a good minute to remember where that song was from, then it came to me. what a fantastic blast from the past
1:50 The best I've ever seen.
You spin me round XD
Thanks for this series man!
I will keep supporting you on Patreon until the end!
I died laughing at the red phantom in 1:50 xD
Oh god, the Diddy Kong Racing (& Zelda: Ocarina of Time) music made me a little kid again
And there seems to be a reference to a very specific Zelda N64 npc. Did you spot it?
I love how when she's invaded by the pizza cutter guy, we hear screams, but in the end its SHE who comes down with the weapon. With every new video they get better at the game.
Whatever she did, it was so horrid the invader screamed. She wasn't covered in blood either
I do appreciate avoiding the..."spoiler" at the far right of the map ;) Very nice touch :D
What spoiler?
@@andrewkrickhahhn I feel like he meant not showing the other areas on the map when he was killing his friends
Couldn't wait more for Micheline Man. He could be a part of a Monster Truck with ease. :)
The DKR music is an excellent choice
0:20 I honestly expected Giza to kill a prisoner.
all the different Guys are so fun in their own special ways
The albinauric doing the little peddler/beggar dance from Legend of Zelda was a clever touch
It was genuinely rewarding watching the Carbot animation Elden Ring character have some measure of success.
That Diddy Kong Racing track brought some memories
One of the most amazing things about this video is that Carbot has finally added new scream sounds to use.
old one was better imo
Meme about harmless lava is spot-on. After lava pools of DS 1/3, lava in Elden Ring is something akin to moderately warm bath water.
Tarnished is simply built different
Alexander confirms that it's indeed only a warm bath water mixed with orange juice.
Can't wait for "Rykard is EASY"
I mean at least this time it's true.
@Don't Read My Profile Picture Don't worry no one was.
He either really is easy or he’s so hard he makes people quit the game, depending on if they happen to notice the spear as they enter, lol
@@evolab8983 So depending on if a blind person is playing lol
TOGETHAAA!
He dies a lot less in this animations than he did at the beginning of this series. It’s like Kenny from South Park we’re he died a ton at the start but after awhile it stopped. Or the guy is finally learning how to “Get Gud”!
This is a different character, Carbot made more than one Tarnished this girl has always been slightly more competent than the other guys. You are still right though the main Tarnished dude has gotten better too specially on Take on Elden Ring
It's the slightly more competent tarnished. But yes he has improved. Will last at best till Haligtree and Darkblade I'd say 😋😁
@@DarkHarlequin Haligtree will be a glorious death montage
Accurate as always, keep up the good work!
The wierd lizard guys are so funny to me, it's like they're rubber
You had me at godskin noble
I love the sound effects and the way she pauses to play with the lava a moment on finding that it's just warm, glowy marmalade. That plish plish plish is so adorable.
Dogs stop barking and getting in the cage to go down is awesome :)
I love how she tryna start up Ghiza’s Wheel like a chainsaw while in full panic mode 🤣 Fucking killed me when Godskin inflated to fill the whole castle lol!
Killed her, too
0:36
Carbot being considerate as to not spoil the next area! much appreciated !
0:14 That's TOGETHAAA on the wall😮😂😂😂
So many great moments! The Rune Bear photo, Giza invader, Chad behind Tanith, the smiley face on the note to kill your friends! "You're not dead" is the best "You Died" screen to date!
So accurate on the lava though... you expect it to be instant death but it's like... barely a concern...
"You're not dead". Ohhh the memories 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, this is the only youtube channel where every single video has me falling out of my chair, laughing.
I do love that everyone now uses old Diddy Kong racing music for theatrical background. That game had some dank songs for courses.
Listen the guy hitting the wall u was not expecting in the bsckgroubd and th3 bloodstain late is just chefs kiss
can't wait to watch the secret illusion wall that need 100 hits to open and TOGETHAAA sceen in next episode
LMAO! The bloodstain in the boss room was absolutely hilarious!
Honestly, the bridge rising should have been its own episode.
It's crazy to me that I know NOTHING about this game, and yet the videos make me laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, You are reaching such a point of excellence that I am worried that I will end up not being surprised by each of your videos
I was expecting the magma wyrm to stay in the lava throwing wide AoE and flame attacks the entire fight like mine did, but the lazy magma wyrm works just as well.
I beg you 🙏
Keep this series going & don't stop 😂😂😂
I seriously don't know what they were thinking with the room temperature lava in ER
0:04 We start of with a very heartbreaking story
0:06 A giant who lost his Runebear friend. Think about it next time you kill one! Well... if you can kill one. Which you probably can't. Not easily anyway.
0:11 On a serious note, this giant is in fact afflicted with Madness which is spread through yellow eyed rats and other such things. This Madness originates from something called "3 fingers" and it is something that may one day burn the entire world to the ground. More on that later for where it came from (hopefully). And yeah, it does look like this guy is crying his eyes out. If you ask me. Just ignore him. There is site of grace behind him anyway and I think he respawns so there is really no point.
0:13 Anyway, welcome to Volcano Manor. A location that is very interesting from design standpoint. There are annoyances in it though. In the background you can see foreshadowing.
0:17 Upstairs you will find a very nice looking location with lots of dinner tables.
0:20 And this is a man that will cut your Pizza. Inquisitor Ghiza. Yes, the rhyme is intentional here. Good thing? You don't need to cut your Pizza on your own. The bad part?
0:22 You will be also cut.
0:24 And it's the Invader from which you get the Spinning blade called Ghiza's Wheel. It's not as great as Saw from Bloodborne, but it is okay. And the character that you see here is called Tanith. She is the wife of man of the house. Rykard. One of the Demigods and son of Rennala and Radagon. She like her husband is not well in the head, but more on that later. And yes. It is a Crucible Knight as her bodyguard. You see, there are some weird things going on with Erd Tree and Crucible and this guy has none of it. Funnily enough he was at some point meant to be one of the named Crucible Knights which means him being part of Rykard's followers is not something to be taken lightly.
0:28 All you need to know is that she gives you the quest to kill some Tarnished who probably helped you along the way. Is it okay to do that? No. Is it profitable? Abso-fucking-lutely. It gives you some great loot. And the one in Leyndell gives you the iconic armor of Elden Ring. Have fun being a piece of shit. We all are.
0:36 Yeah it is quite convoluted. Also you may get one assassination contract from Patches who also resides in that location if you let him live.
0:41 Here are the nice people you meet here. Rya who is the best girl and daughter of Tanith and Knight Vengarl who is the guy you could meet near Warmaster's Shack he is a friend of Rykard and sees himself as his brother. More on him later (I hope). And the white phantom hitting the wall is caused by a certain funny glitch. If you hit that wall enough times it will despawn because it's an illusory wall that is not meant to be cleared up, but it can be. It's caused by this area being rather clearly made in later stages of development which causes it to have few weird quirks.
0:46 This is the primary enemy in this location. Snake people.
0:47 And yeah, this is pretty creepy.
0:50 At least Ghiza's Wheel is a good weapon. And a brutal looking one.
0:52 And since this is Rykard's domain you can imagine that there are TONS of those damn Iron Virgins in here. It is as bad as it sounds. Let me tell you. You wont be a virgin anymore after being fucked like that.
1:02 Those things are FAST. And wolves are annoying.
1:11 And ye. Cages here are used as elevators.
1:14 Yeah...
1:20 This lava is a far cry from lava of old in DS1 where few steps without a special ring spelled your quick death. This is genuinely pathetic. Really, the worst thing about this lava is that it slows you down horribly, but even that can be subverted. Either by quickstep some weapons have or...
1:30 This... This is not very dignified, but it works.
1:37 Oh and one Magma Wyrm can be found here. Do you care? I don't care. No one cares about those things.
1:41 And another enemy type is screamers. They are annoying and alert enemies to your location. Just kill them quickly.
1:44 And those things can suck it. They are deceptively fast and if they grab you it's not easy to get away. Hate them.
1:48 You BETTER pull up that shortcut. Because what awaits you there will most definitely kill you.
1:50 Welcome to Temple of Eiglay. A temple dedicated to a VERY large snake, devourer of Gods... Yeah you probably can figure out what we will be facing at some point.
1:52 But THIS is what you will be facing NOW.
1:55 This is Godskin Noble. Fuck this boss. You will be screaming that a lot about Godskin bosses... ESPECIALLY LATER ON!!! Fuck this shit. It's like Smough on a speed of Ornstein. It's unbalanced as hell!!! But more on TERRIBLE balance in this game later!!! Because just thinking about what will come later makes my BLOOD BOIL!!! FUCK GODSKIN!!!! And yeah. When second phase starts it will take a WHILE before it stops rolling. How is it fair? IT'S NOT!!! And some bright person at Fromsoft thought it's a good way to do difficulty. It's just shit.
2:03 Yup. This will be your experience for the next 2 hours. Have fun... somehow.
I was searching through the comments just to find this breakdown lol thanks
Godskin bosses are easy, just use a sleep pot.
Another wonderful breakdown.
@@TD-ts9mn If there is only one good strategy for a boss that doesn't make it easy. it makes it exploitable. Easy Boss is something like Pinwheel who no matter what is a joke. Foreskin Duo though are pieces of shit to fight with with anything else than sleeping things.
Nah I killed Godskin fatty on my first attempt. Dragonrot breath plus bloody helice. Damage over time and the helice's got some special poke moves.
i feel bad for the frenzy troll it’s so sad
I love how the prisoner is much more competent, and how she takes advantage of some of Elden Rings silly and janky mechanics
The way he walks on lava had me
Holy I needed that laugh thanks
Hahaha those tiny damage ticks from lava. Many of us expected instant death but the biggest threat is how much it slows you down.
0:02 was the picture with the bear in it is the same bear from the previous episodes..... the rune bears saga keeps going
These make my Saturday mornings
The ghosts are top tier story telling
I wheezed at the bloodstain.
this is genuinely the funniest ER animation from you yet, almost every joke landed perfectly for me
AHAHAHAHA THE PHANTOMS DOING THE BACKSTEP MANUEVER-
The small details make these videos legendary, like the player using the back step to get across the lava faster.
You really outdid yourself with this one. 😅
The beggar at 1:44 is a great touch and a little call back to Ocarina of Time, love it!!
I was expecting the lizard to unravel from the wheel and eat him 😂
1:56 the Enormously innocent Grin on the Noble seems about right. They just rolling rolling rolling around without a care over our corpse.
Hilariously accurate as always
The panic of the lava all for it to do 0.7 damage is so accurate lmao the lava in volcano manor is room temperature I swear
1:55
The Godskin Noble in a nutshell
That was hilarious , so much pain to get through that part
I could watch these for years and years
When I saw the long lizard I was expecting the ,,let me do it for you,, meme XD
The apostle inflating to stuff the whole place. *chef’s kiss*
I really need a shirt that says "behold . Dog."
Or
"Try fingers.
But hole ."
That way everyone who's never played the game is so confused while everyone else has a nice laugh 😂
I love the albinauric at 1:43 acting like that weird lady in OoT/MM, hahaha
Love the Diddy Kong Racing boss music.
Only 90s kids will recognise it.
That Legend of Zelda music makes me smile!
0:35 diddy kong racing ?
That Ocarina of Time/Majoras Mask easter egg at 1:45! Just *chef's kiss*
i like how well you animated the lava. the small waves the player made to the lava rolling off their tummy, and hand dropping globs of it. oh man it's soo good, i watched every frame
Please tell me the guy patting his knees at 1:44 was a Majora's Mask reference 😂
It was! :) glad you caught it!
I think this is my favorite episode yet, the accuracy of all every detail is so good! I love that there is even a reference to the illusory wall that took 50 strikes to open :)
Honestly, Tarnished is improving. They only died once at the end.
0:28 The Diddy Kong Racing music was very appreciated.
You never fail to impress us ❤
This is the best one yet. Soooooo spot on in so many ways. Incredible work. Thank you
Honestly, this magma dragon killed me like 12 times, so it didn't feel quite so anemic to me.
Love the little joke about the lava doing surprisingly little damage, I was also surprised!
La espera valio la pena 👏👏👏
The walk in to the godskin where the bloodstain was just rolling around is hilarious!! This is spot on. Traveling place to place when you got the “envelopes” to hunt and kill for the manor is on it.
That was such a bullshit boss, easily the hardest bit of the whole manor.
2:02 FAT-tality
2:00 Oh god weapon jamming. Let's hope they never come up with that idea.
The "Didn't Expect Lover" shirt should have Ranni on it.