Caught in the act: a crab eating frozen gas

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @kerioshin
    @kerioshin 4 роки тому +23317

    This story demonstrates an interesting deep sea phenomenon, that even if you are a crab on the ocean floor, if you make a mistake it will get put on the internet.

    • @mrjw7398
      @mrjw7398 3 роки тому +340

      😂 welcome to the 21st century

    • @pxldeath3561
      @pxldeath3561 3 роки тому +736

      the crab has no clue that more than 1.7 million other life forms saw his mistake

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 3 роки тому +440

      No one is immune from the judgement of social media.

    • @rainrush3484
      @rainrush3484 3 роки тому +36

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shanesubanstudio3483
      @shanesubanstudio3483 3 роки тому +65

      Nobody safe

  • @j-sant-animations8105
    @j-sant-animations8105 3 роки тому +8475

    Imagine thinking you’re the only one in a seemingly deserted area and deciding to finally taste those watery bubbly things you always pass on the way home only to be secretly recorded embarrassing yourself.

    • @xxdankmormonkushmasterxx9953
      @xxdankmormonkushmasterxx9953 3 роки тому +181

      Oof can confirm my crab cousin barry had this happen. Its a rough life for us deep sea scuttlers

    • @howdareyou41
      @howdareyou41 3 роки тому +56

      imagine being a human, kidnapped from your family and imprisoned by crabs, and then the crabs make a video critiquing how you behave in their cage

    • @smellypatel5272
      @smellypatel5272 3 роки тому +27

      @@xxdankmormonkushmasterxx9953 The crab people uprising is confirmed

    • @uriwo7292
      @uriwo7292 3 роки тому +2

      I hate people so God damned much.

    • @KK-pq6lu
      @KK-pq6lu 3 роки тому +4

      Shaken, not stirred.

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 3 роки тому +565

    It's insane that there are complex organisms living at temperatures and pressures extreme enough to literally freeze gas.

    • @nunyabusiness7056
      @nunyabusiness7056 Рік тому

      Yeah ikr, and then there's this dumbass crab who attempted to eat it.

    • @jaade9485
      @jaade9485 Рік тому +18

      yea like humans in places where water vapour literally turns into ice? lmfao

    • @Billboy_
      @Billboy_ Рік тому +4

      ​​@@jaade9485 where I live it can be 45° one hour than 87° in the next
      Edit: Lemme verify that's in Fahrenheit, for all my other countries I mean 7°C jumping to 30°C

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard Рік тому +2

      So I'm just wondering, if I was swimming there, does it mean that I would fart some ice cubes?

    • @TheChristmasNinja12
      @TheChristmasNinja12 Рік тому +4

      @@Reth_Hard Well, ignoring the fact that your own body would become a bone-in frozen sausage, a fart would probably come out like a puff of snow.

  • @shan9usfc
    @shan9usfc 9 років тому +9273

    "I immediately regret this decision."

    • @ferrer65
      @ferrer65 8 років тому +18

      +m-puff A buffet with crab legs!

    • @maluco132
      @maluco132 4 роки тому +18

      20 times strong than water ice. Yep

    • @c.ocadizg.4127
      @c.ocadizg.4127 4 роки тому +90

      Me, as a crustacean that lives at the bottom of the sea, just have realized that I most probably have chosen the incorrect source of food in the attempt of get some nutrients from the environment, which are needed for my homeostasis and thus, for keeping me alive. I must now use my extremities to remove such piece of matter which is obviously not food and have some possibility to harm me.

    • @2reeceybaby
      @2reeceybaby 4 роки тому +2

      Improve your capping orders before you comment on crabs eating gas.

    • @Shadow-oq2th
      @Shadow-oq2th 4 роки тому +1

      @@maluco132 YEP

  • @ilillillliiilillili
    @ilillillliiilillili 8 років тому +19068

    This crab is missing a leg, so I think he often experimented.

  • @blm2295
    @blm2295 2 роки тому +431

    Damn you really can't even be a crab on the ocean floor without some humans recording you and putting it on the internet.

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue 2 роки тому +4

      In what reality does repeating the most liked comment years later get you MORE likes? Why not just try and make your own

    • @blm2295
      @blm2295 2 роки тому +9

      @@kavalogue well I hadn't noticed that it was. I just thought of the fact that you can't even be a crab chilling on the bottom of the ocean. Guess I'm not very original. Or it's just a common thought. Wow people really are like this on the internet huh? Lol

    • @Moonz_ek
      @Moonz_ek Рік тому

      Why do you fucking care ?

  • @spliffsperlunk
    @spliffsperlunk 9 років тому +3524

    Just outside of the camera shot was a small group of this crabs buddies who has just Tripple Dog Dared him to eat the Frozen Gas.

    • @jebowar6679
      @jebowar6679 4 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @MostRandomPlayer
      @MostRandomPlayer 4 роки тому +4

      @@jebowar6679 I just had to admit that it's true.

    • @pirateswiggity5278
      @pirateswiggity5278 4 роки тому +12

      Do’it for the vine

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 роки тому +3

      the DNC again flushed the elections down the toilet. *Vote third party!* ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html

    • @Mrenderboyo2
      @Mrenderboyo2 4 роки тому +7

      @@Polyglot_English go away

  • @oniontaster6449
    @oniontaster6449 3 роки тому +4207

    the thought of a group of scientists sitting in a room laughing at a crab for trying to gas is truly outstanding

    • @bbq878
      @bbq878 2 роки тому +8

      Hilarious

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 2 роки тому +41

      *trying the gas

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Рік тому +31

      “Trying to gas.”
      Did you think it was trying to fart?

    • @Syndicalism
      @Syndicalism Рік тому +12

      @@GazB85 I think he forgot to include "eat" before that

    • @betimz
      @betimz Рік тому

      Now 3.1 😆

  • @sasukeuzumake8013
    @sasukeuzumake8013 2 роки тому +123

    I like how it says caught in the act like the crab knows what it's doing and is embarrassed

  • @baseddepartment285
    @baseddepartment285 4 роки тому +9458

    *"Ahoy spongebob I've overdosed on ketamine and I am going to die aghaghaghagh"*

  • @covodex516
    @covodex516 3 роки тому +1290

    I love how the title suggests this crab is doing something highly illegal

    • @tommytheshimigami
      @tommytheshimigami Рік тому +3

      @evankid6 awe darn now we need 4,200 thumbs up :p
      I would be good with 42.0 likes ;p

    • @21stgear
      @21stgear Рік тому +5

      He drinks the stuff. He lives it up

    • @SCIFIguy64
      @SCIFIguy64 Рік тому

      It is to Uncle Sam

    • @tommytheshimigami
      @tommytheshimigami Рік тому

      @@SCIFIguy64 Uncle Sam needs an update ;p

    • @tommytheshimigami
      @tommytheshimigami Рік тому

      @@hellatze how did the crab ear meth?

  • @williamstewart3774
    @williamstewart3774 2 роки тому +40

    who among us haven't mistaken frozen methane gas bubbles for food. i hope that the crab is doing ok

  • @adamrules01
    @adamrules01 4 роки тому +5076

    "while no conclusions can be drawn from this encounter" is code for "this crab done fucked up"

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 3 роки тому +140

      Better him than me. The last time I had a milk mustache I found out that I had crabs too... Err... umm.. nevermind
      Carry on

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 3 роки тому +206

      Nah, I think its code for "the scientists laughed their asses off, but didnt learn a bit"

    • @FaterialL
      @FaterialL 3 роки тому +13

      @@generaleerelativity9524 LOOL

    • @howdareyou41
      @howdareyou41 3 роки тому +7

      Caught in the act: humans fuck with wildlife

    • @woofy9977
      @woofy9977 3 роки тому +8

      @@howdareyou41 it’s naturally occurring you iphone conservationist. crab did the retarded thing himself doubt his crab friends eat frozen gas too

  • @Ievolovel
    @Ievolovel 10 років тому +8532

    That's crystal meth. Junkie crab can't get enough.

  • @captaincat1743
    @captaincat1743 Рік тому +28

    The crabs face when he had the milk moustache broke me into pieces

    • @trainz3982
      @trainz3982 7 місяців тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ilikeceral3
    @ilikeceral3 8 років тому +9344

    You had me at the crab getting a milk mustache.

    • @crtszdintimate9815
      @crtszdintimate9815 4 роки тому +30

      DAT WAS A FUNNY AZ COMENT I LAUGHED AGEZ AFTA READING DATH, U HAD ME AT DA CRAB HAVING A MILK MASTACHE, I JST CLICKED, LMAO...

    • @styrasod5907
      @styrasod5907 4 роки тому +67

      “Gas stash”

    • @thelastdaybreathinginetern1385
      @thelastdaybreathinginetern1385 4 роки тому +12

      @@styrasod5907 Gas Milkstash

    • @Y3ntiLS0uP
      @Y3ntiLS0uP 4 роки тому +19

      @@crtszdintimate9815 dude, i smell burnt toast after trying to read what you wrote.

    • @crtszdintimate9815
      @crtszdintimate9815 4 роки тому +7

      @@Y3ntiLS0uP U BETTA CHECK UR TOASTER DEN, LOL... NO 1 LIKES A PARTY 💩 ER🤣

  • @Rockintako
    @Rockintako 4 роки тому +2958

    "Dude that's scary, but you're lucky, at least you didn't end up in a Delta P situation like Fred..."

    • @Nokturnt
      @Nokturnt 4 роки тому +142

      RIP Fred and Largenson, removes from this plane of existence by
      Delta P

    • @NNonsense
      @NNonsense 4 роки тому +221

      oh, good to know UA-cam just naturally recommends videos of crabs after the delta p video, I wonder if there will be anymore

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 роки тому +61

      I came here after that vid.

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 роки тому +11

      Richard Finch I came from the UA-cam video not R/videos.

    • @mrwaito
      @mrwaito 4 роки тому +9

      hahahaha love youtube recommendations.

  • @mustardpuddle
    @mustardpuddle 2 роки тому +49

    I love that the title says "Caught in the act" implying the crab was committing a crime lmao

  • @Nyconbr
    @Nyconbr 4 роки тому +3761

    Shoutout to that crab for helping scientists and entertain us. I hope everything is ok with him now.

    • @josiahmiles5516
      @josiahmiles5516 3 роки тому +465

      Crabs have a 3 year lifespan. This video is 7 years old. Rip to Yung Shelly, could tell he was a fearless and experimental one. May he frolic in the big steam pot in the sky, will be missed greatly

    • @philipcallicoat9947
      @philipcallicoat9947 3 роки тому +30

      Delicious!!!

    • @Davidvanzutphen
      @Davidvanzutphen 3 роки тому +91

      @@philipcallicoat9947 That's what I said when I took a bite out of a corpse in the mortuary

    • @Je_QzcY3mN0
      @Je_QzcY3mN0 3 роки тому +103

      He was sucked into a pipe that was cut with an angle grinder. When it got him, it got him.

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 3 роки тому +5

      he recently got mauled to death by an octopus

  • @bentricky
    @bentricky 8 років тому +4765

    "Pure methane hydrate is 20 time harder than pure water ice".
    This crab just licked the coldest metal pole in the known universe.

    • @gummel82
      @gummel82 7 років тому +178

      John Doesitintheair So hardness equals temperature?

    • @ssj1futuretrunks645
      @ssj1futuretrunks645 7 років тому +32

      Gummel you has logic

    • @3a.m.284
      @3a.m.284 6 років тому +199

      BlueDiamond well the crab shrugged it off, he was basically eating frozen farts

    • @Blazin_Tundra
      @Blazin_Tundra 6 років тому +46

      金3 A.M. fartsickle

    • @marcopololos
      @marcopololos 4 роки тому +9

      Gummel nah bro that is cold asf

  • @pada443
    @pada443 2 роки тому +16

    This is my kind of content. It has that late night Adult Swim energy and educational value to boot.

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme 4 роки тому +5511

    Me, sitting on the couch, eating trash food: "Haha idiot crab. Stupid dummy"

    • @taiyoctopus2958
      @taiyoctopus2958 4 роки тому +14

      XD

    • @TC-th1ey
      @TC-th1ey 3 роки тому +119

      The crab stopped eating, whilst I'm guessing you didn't stop!

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 3 роки тому +251

      @@TC-th1ey Not until my mandibles freeze shut

    • @dionyzus2909
      @dionyzus2909 3 роки тому +19

      @@TC-th1ey That's the joke dummy

    • @petrifiedangel
      @petrifiedangel 3 роки тому +10

      @@dionyzus2909 o____O

  • @GladFPS
    @GladFPS 9 років тому +3449

    Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Methane Hydrate

  • @bogbert7019
    @bogbert7019 Рік тому +7

    I’ve never heard “stupid idiot crab eats gas bubbles and freezes it’s mouth shut” so politely before lmao
    I love the narration style of this

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 3 роки тому +1834

    The fact that he said "No conclusions can be drawn from this encounter" makes me believe that the scientists watching the video feed were just looking at the crab, before turning to each other and shaking their heads in confusion asking each other why the hell the crab thought it would be a good idea to eat bubbles.

    • @Matterhorny
      @Matterhorny 2 роки тому +7

      duh

    • @ocelotmadness6287
      @ocelotmadness6287 2 роки тому +24

      Stop scientists from bullying the ecosystem :c

    • @n1vg
      @n1vg Рік тому +41

      Yeah, I think that's scientist speak for "this doesn't mean anything but we had to share."

    • @Billboy_
      @Billboy_ Рік тому +1

      ​@@ocelotmadness6287 But I like bullying crabs☹️

    • @shlby69m
      @shlby69m 4 місяці тому

      @@ocelotmadness6287 It means only the crab knows for sure. Methane leaks are in nearly every crust somewhere

  • @andrewroby1130
    @andrewroby1130 Рік тому +24

    It's odd to think about, but that must happen all the time for it to be captured on camera. I wonder how crazy something has to be to qualify as truly "rare" in the ocean.

  • @persuasify
    @persuasify 10 років тому +1488

    If the yolo crab continues living at this pace Im afraid he will never turn into kingler.

    • @Snyper20
      @Snyper20 9 років тому +3

      ***** Ah that made me lol. Poor little krabby D:

    • @Zillasucks
      @Zillasucks 9 років тому

      +persuasify Damn krabbies be giving themselves dirty sanchez's.

    • @BlinkertonVille
      @BlinkertonVille 5 років тому +2

      Shutup😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @thehomiegrindelwald7278
      @thehomiegrindelwald7278 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @Bird.Lover6000
      @Bird.Lover6000 4 роки тому +15

      Yes bois we are currently reading ancient texts on the youtube comment section

  • @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
    @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 4 роки тому +485

    This title has the same connotation as "caught in the act: man eating frozen milk dessert at 3 in the morning."

    • @constructofeternity
      @constructofeternity 3 роки тому +2

      Drinking, because milk is a liquid, and methane is a gas.

    • @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
      @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 3 роки тому +36

      @@constructofeternity have you heard the news friend, there's a delightful new decoction called cream of ice

    • @constructofeternity
      @constructofeternity 3 роки тому +3

      @@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin New is surprisingly subjective.

    • @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
      @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 3 роки тому +13

      @@constructofeternity what are you smoking

    • @constructofeternity
      @constructofeternity 3 роки тому +7

      @@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin Honestly, speaking crudely I am smoking ADP, to ATP, and then surviving.

  • @ms.annthrope415
    @ms.annthrope415 2 роки тому +3

    CRAB: It's good but it gives me gas.

  • @AWrestlingHistorian
    @AWrestlingHistorian 10 років тому +922

    "Bad idea." - The Crab

    • @BrUh-dz7wp
      @BrUh-dz7wp 4 роки тому

      Bad idea.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 роки тому

      ****VOTE THIRD PARTY**** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html

    • @bullshitdepartment
      @bullshitdepartment 4 роки тому +2

      @@Polyglot_English shut the fuck up self promoting asshole with an alt enjoy the report

  • @wrarmatei
    @wrarmatei 4 роки тому +667

    "Given the right temperature and pressure conditions, crabs will eat farts."

  • @notadvertiserfriendly6084
    @notadvertiserfriendly6084 Рік тому +1

    who else is here bc you watched a few videos about the Titan implosion, so now the algorithm’s recommending you all sorts of “deep sea” videos?
    (i’m not complaining btw, i like these types of videos)

  • @fremzter
    @fremzter 10 років тому +3211

    He lost a leg and now it's consuming something that it shouldn't. #YOLOCRAB

    • @CitadarkIsle
      @CitadarkIsle 9 років тому +8

      Ephraim Gonzales TAEYEON I FOUND YOU ;o;

    • @baburik
      @baburik 7 років тому +35

      I bet it is how he lost his leg too. crab people, amirite?

    • @3DOBot
      @3DOBot 7 років тому

      Yeah, and it's now the creature in Monster Trucks. lol

    • @nimalwafdy6210
      @nimalwafdy6210 5 років тому

      a HIGH CRAB so to speak

    • @zencalibur2777
      @zencalibur2777 4 роки тому +4

      ayo, look at your 6 year old comment lol

  • @brent9355
    @brent9355 4 роки тому +2735

    “While no conclusions can be drawn from this encounter” 😂

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 3 роки тому +168

      I conclude that crabs are weird

    • @michaelcarley9866
      @michaelcarley9866 3 роки тому +13

      Did it on purpose I think.

    • @MT-il5tk
      @MT-il5tk 3 роки тому +4

      @@michaelcarley9866 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-md3wm7vu1f
      @user-md3wm7vu1f 3 роки тому +57

      i conclude hes getting ready for the next crab rave

    • @tortilla6960
      @tortilla6960 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-md3wm7vu1f lol

  • @Null_Experis
    @Null_Experis Рік тому +2

    That crab is missing a leg, and considering his risk-taking behavior here I'd say he lost it doing something else risky.
    This crab is a pioneer among crabs.

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain 8 років тому +595

    *Meanwhile, as the other crabs look on*
    "Dude. You have to stop telling him that there's tiny clams in those bubbles."
    "I'll stop telling him when he stops believing me."

    • @BradyT918
      @BradyT918 8 років тому +46

      Seems this isnt the first stupid decision the crab made, seeing as to how its missing its front left leg.

    • @nbuha56
      @nbuha56 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like how the central banks work. They will keep lying and saying there are tiny clams on those bubbles, but all we are eating is gas. The moment we stop believing in this empty fiat system is the moment they stop lying to us and saying there is value in it.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 роки тому

      the DNC again flushed the elections down the toilet. *Vote third party!* ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html

    • @WoobooRidesAgain
      @WoobooRidesAgain 4 роки тому +4

      You two are fucking around, right? You aren't actually so desperate as to turn a joke about a crab eating bubbles into a political soapbox. *Right?*

    • @nbuha56
      @nbuha56 4 роки тому

      @@WoobooRidesAgain Call it a soapbox if you like taking jokes too seriously. no despair here.

  • @heydude1112
    @heydude1112 4 роки тому +609

    "MANNA FROM HEAVEN!"
    "SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE!"

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 Рік тому +1

    Not sure if you should call it "ice" or "frozen", many things form solid hydrates and they're not called that

  • @secondarycontainment4727
    @secondarycontainment4727 3 роки тому +470

    I was really hoping that it was able to consume the frozen gas and this was some new discovery that this is a source of energy for them outside of the sun-chain (like extremophiles). Unfortunately, we just got an image of an inept crab having a midlife crisis during lunch about his impending frozen food doom...

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, I thought they had discovered crabs were the vital bridge in the food chain!

    • @r0cketplumber
      @r0cketplumber 2 роки тому +6

      Man, I thought an ice cream brain freeze was bad...

  • @Azureneedle
    @Azureneedle 8 років тому +153

    This is where my life has led me. Watching a video about a crab attempting to eat frozen farts.

  • @zilla6280
    @zilla6280 2 роки тому +1

    It appears the intrusive thoughts won this time with the crab

  • @RoboTekno
    @RoboTekno 10 років тому +307

    The part I find the most *humorous * is that it continued to eat methane and the only thing that stopped it was it physically couldn't eat anymore when it started to freeze solid in its mouth, haha. I guess when you live in an underwater desert, there's not much to be picky about :-P

    • @AceofDlamonds
      @AceofDlamonds 10 років тому +1

      The part I found humorous was your spelling of humorous. :) :) :) :( :( :/

    • @RoboTekno
      @RoboTekno 10 років тому +7

      V Ling LMAO! I didn't even notice. I usually re-read my comments before posting, but I guess I let this one slide when I didn't see a red squiggle.
      Although I wonder if a crab's upper arm shell is called its humerus? :P

    • @RoboTekno
      @RoboTekno 10 років тому +6

      RoboTekno Upon further investigation, it's call a "Merus" :-(
      njscuba.net/zzz_biology/anatomy_crab.jpg

  • @theodoreroosevelt6439
    @theodoreroosevelt6439 3 роки тому +200

    Maybe this video will have the butterfly effect on me. This video may have preemptively saved my life.
    In advance, thank you milk moustache crab. Thank you.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 роки тому +28

      Because you might have gone 1.2 km under the ocean and tried tasting the bubbles?

    • @Aliendrone121
      @Aliendrone121 3 роки тому +23

      @@Mythraen would you not?

    • @morzemus1805
      @morzemus1805 3 роки тому +18

      @@Mythraen Well, they do look tasty

  • @lawrence142002
    @lawrence142002 3 роки тому +3

    "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?!"

  • @hetfieldprophet
    @hetfieldprophet 10 років тому +233

    That look on his face as he was picking that frozen fart off of his face......Priceless

  • @qmto
    @qmto 3 роки тому +125

    Crabs like: "What a day, first one of my legs gets pulled off and now my mandibles are frozen with goop."

  • @PeterJamison.
    @PeterJamison. 2 роки тому +1

    Instantly thought of the crabs fighting over the bubbles in finding nemo. Didn’t realise they were crackheads.

  • @Sarahmint
    @Sarahmint 8 років тому +1280

    I just realized the reason I never got into science in school is because it took forever to get to the point. With videos like this, it gets straight to the point and is actually interesting. If you are a teacher, please consider this

    • @TitoVladez115
      @TitoVladez115 8 років тому +31

      Preach :)

    • @DabMannerz
      @DabMannerz 4 роки тому +89

      But if it is straight to the point and you are still confused because of the complicated topic you are screwed, but while you are able to remain focused while someone is explaining something in depth you not only prove to have better memory skills but also better comprehension skills, these are important if you want to have reliable workers in the future

    • @Tremor244
      @Tremor244 4 роки тому +57

      @@DabMannerz maybe have a quick straight to the point, then explain in detail? that would still be much better than the slow boring grind.

    • @CrabSpu
      @CrabSpu 4 роки тому +57

      The slow boring grind always has to come, its just a matter of buckling down and putting the time in. Unfortunately most topics are interesting on the surface but boring in the nitty gritty.

    • @user-in1yw9ty5t
      @user-in1yw9ty5t 4 роки тому +9

      Read a math book thats on point----straight thru k12 and youll know it has no history and the reasons why people do math. Youll find that you dont like math or science

  • @drhploveboat
    @drhploveboat 10 років тому +1231

    yes indeed, it was a very important scientific discovery to find out that this crab ate farts.

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 10 років тому +100

      Not so much the crab eating farts but that the farts froze solid when the crab ate them.

    • @drhploveboat
      @drhploveboat 10 років тому +58

      Lightscribe225 well as long as we're learning something about farts then.

    • @WachdByBigBrother
      @WachdByBigBrother 9 років тому +6

      drhploveboat
      OK. So would anyone eat a farting crab?

    • @drhploveboat
      @drhploveboat 9 років тому +20

      WachdByBigBrother eat a farting crab, or a crab eating farts?

    • @mikeb5063
      @mikeb5063 7 років тому +10

      He wants farts in his tummy because they are so yummy yummy

  • @alexhallert4582
    @alexhallert4582 3 роки тому +1

    i did not mean to click this video but now i want a pet crab

  • @HR1800
    @HR1800 11 років тому +128

    this is a crab on drugs..he sees this metal object in the sea, goes home and tells his spouse "wow, I gotta lay off the methane babe, I thought I saw a metal sea monster, whoa!"

  • @TankardShaw
    @TankardShaw 4 роки тому +371

    "dude, you gota try this fart ice cream man" It's *slurp* so good* It'll freeze your mouth parts together.

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 3 роки тому +1

      Ha ha ha ha underrated comment 🤣

    • @cynthiaaaa5204
      @cynthiaaaa5204 3 роки тому +4

      I'm belly laughing so hard at this comment I can hardly breathe XD

    • @TankardShaw
      @TankardShaw 3 роки тому +2

      @@cynthiaaaa5204 =) I'm happy to make you laugh!

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis 2 роки тому +3

    Crab: "Damn, this was just methane, not actual poop as I wanted!"

  • @sonicboomcd8062
    @sonicboomcd8062 3 роки тому +22

    i like how the title is worded. it makes it feel like the crab is like a little kid getting caught stealing cookies from the kitchen late at night.

  • @shane8037
    @shane8037 4 роки тому +97

    MBARI: "frozen gas"
    Me, a peasant: "a solid"

  • @kiddracuIa
    @kiddracuIa 2 роки тому +2

    Perhaps the crab had eaten something very spicy and needed to cool his mouth. Or maybe freshening up his mouth before a date?

  • @delta7115
    @delta7115 9 років тому +361

    that crab is truly a fool

    • @freddiemercurybulsara3876
      @freddiemercurybulsara3876 7 років тому +11

      That's why it's deep down the ocean, and you can't hold even hold breath for a minute under water. See who is fool.

    • @yaboifry2071
      @yaboifry2071 7 років тому +21

      Sarcastic creature ^ that has no relevance to anything

    • @theplatdream26
      @theplatdream26 6 років тому +25

      Freddie Mercury Bulsara what does an evolutionary trait have to do with intelligence

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs 6 років тому

      Like u

    • @wackydinky5588
      @wackydinky5588 6 років тому +1

      crabs aren't fools because they don't get STDs from bangin dudes like freddy mercury

  • @manufacturer3602
    @manufacturer3602 3 роки тому +52

    I wonder if he's still kicking around, the madlad

  • @gilgosseyn6602
    @gilgosseyn6602 2 роки тому +1

    Looks like he's missing a leg as well... not surprised

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 3 роки тому +166

    POV you didn't expect to come away from this wondering how the crab got on with his life

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 3 роки тому +1

      I'm guessing he died... This happened several years ago, why I believe this.

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 3 роки тому +1

      @@CyranofromBergerac F

    • @easternizedfooddiscovery6730
      @easternizedfooddiscovery6730 3 роки тому +4

      @@CyranofromBergerac Crabs this big have a few dozen years done, they'll live longer

    • @axiezimmah
      @axiezimmah 3 роки тому +2

      @@easternizedfooddiscovery6730 yeah but is his mouth still usable after this?

    • @rootsnootthnute8598
      @rootsnootthnute8598 2 роки тому

      @@axiezimmah It could break apart and heal with subsequent moltings, or if the crabbo was strong enough it could've cleaned its mandibles itself, with much effort.

  • @BlankParty
    @BlankParty 4 роки тому +27

    Poor crab. I love this crab so much.

  • @sandequation2653
    @sandequation2653 Рік тому +1

    UA-cam algorithm really did my man dirty here. 9 years later he probably just wants to move on with his life, probably has kids and a mortgage, but all anyone talks about is the Bubble Incident.

  • @CosyBibi
    @CosyBibi 4 роки тому +20

    Video should have been called “observing a crab eating solid farts”

  • @computernoise2209
    @computernoise2209 3 роки тому +25

    (me): *alone in my room spitting out a piece of napkin I accidentally bit off from my take-out meal.*
    (passing by higher-dimensional scientists studying the effects of parzama-part fusion through semi-temporal hylomorphic boolean information): "ha ha, idiot."

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman Рік тому +1

    Crab 1: Hey you gotta try this rare tasty ice, it's amazing
    Crab 2: Okay... God dammit

  • @fayenwolf
    @fayenwolf 6 років тому +108

    "Shortly after, the crab ripped a fart that shook the seabed."

    • @nbuha56
      @nbuha56 4 роки тому +5

      Interesting, this must be what causes tsunamis.

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 роки тому +3

      It shook the entire bikini bottom

    • @mrjw7398
      @mrjw7398 3 роки тому

      Best comment on UA-cam 😂

  • @pokemon05100
    @pokemon05100 8 років тому +120

    And this, kids, is why you don't eat farts

    • @jet5054
      @jet5054 8 років тому +4

      Well farts do have methane gas in it so

    • @ESPSJ
      @ESPSJ 4 роки тому

      this video wont stop me

    • @nickhowatson4745
      @nickhowatson4745 4 роки тому

      farts are mostly Air. theres very little methane in it.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Рік тому +1

    Crab: *attempts to eat bubbles*
    me, a creature with a brain larger than the crab's entire body: lol what a dumbass

  • @grambagg
    @grambagg 11 років тому +59

    Silly crab, that's not food ! See now your mouth parts are all frozen, smh.

    • @munchiecow2000
      @munchiecow2000 11 років тому +47

      Don't be so condescending to the crab Ive seen people do more stupid
      things ;)

    • @dustydeemer8347
      @dustydeemer8347 4 роки тому

      @WereSquatch drunken peasants

  • @aaroncarandang8892
    @aaroncarandang8892 4 роки тому +15

    Caught in the act: Delta-P eating a crab

    • @RSOFT92
      @RSOFT92 4 роки тому

      To quote the "Delta-P"-Video:
      "When its got ya, its got ya!"
      (If you dont know what i mean: ua-cam.com/video/AEtbFm_CjE0/v-deo.html
      Crab being sucked in a pipe by Delta-P)

  • @TheRealestBubby
    @TheRealestBubby Рік тому +1

    Actual account taken from the crab in a later interview "i was hungy"

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 4 роки тому +11

    1:46 'no conclusions can be drawn..."
    "Well that robotic submarine mission to 1260 meters depth cost us $25 million, we achieved nothing of scientific or commercial value, but we did see a crab eat a methane bubble, so it's fine I guess..."

  • @owenfletcher5289
    @owenfletcher5289 4 роки тому +29

    "oh this is good, wait, whats on my mouth oh shi-"

  • @knob3887
    @knob3887 3 роки тому +1

    The contrast between the level of intelligence required to obtain such images and the level of intelligence displayed in this comment section...

  • @projise12
    @projise12 8 років тому +56

    "mistakes were made" :DD

  • @solairebrasileiro4139
    @solairebrasileiro4139 4 роки тому +21

    1:22 the crab: 🤔

  • @redbarrelentertainment
    @redbarrelentertainment Рік тому +1

    A crab does it and people just make jokes, but when *I* break into a home and eat eggs I get in trouble.

  • @cynsini9211
    @cynsini9211 3 роки тому +15

    we always wonder how many animals end their lives as a snack for something else, or from disease, but this is a reminder that severe misadventure plays a role, too... how many animals die trying to eat the wrong thing? Hopefully the mouth parts unfreeze safely so the crab can continue, but it also piques my curiosity as to what the quality of crab eyesight, taste and smell is in discerning what is known, and safe, to eat vs. "will these squishy bubbles freeze my mouth shut"

    • @buttlord2223
      @buttlord2223 2 роки тому +1

      Stuff like this reminds me of those pictures of elk and deer that fell into a crevice and got their antlers stuck, or the sheep that some wildlife nerds free from a fence that immediately panics and gets stuck in the fence again. Just dying cuz of a stupid environmental hazard they have no way of understanding or knowing about until it's too late.

  • @woverrinaq8893
    @woverrinaq8893 3 роки тому +27

    yo homie lost an arm. do you think you could get the crab back on the show for an interview and ask him how he managed to lose it? Definitely interested in a part two

    • @thecrippledone3325
      @thecrippledone3325 2 роки тому +1

      Yes we need multiple parts of this. That's where it's at

  • @LostAnFound
    @LostAnFound 2 роки тому +1

    For all we know, the craft used it as a disinfectant, or toothpaste

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti 4 роки тому +209

    *"Our camera crew caught up with this crab to get his side of the story..."*
    🎤: "So, first of all, thank you for taking the time to sit down with us, crab; we know you're probably a busy guy."
    🦀: "................."
    🎤: "Right. So! In the video, we see that you approached the venting stream quite deliberately; did you think that it was food?"
    🦀: "................."
    🎤: "When you began to chew on the first few gas molecules, what was your first sign that something was wrong?"
    🦀: "................."
    🎤: "............ Was it the taste, or the freezing sensation on your mandibles? What was the point where you thought you must have made a mistake?"
    🦀: "................."
    🎤: "................"
    🦀: "................."

    • @lasaboteuse
      @lasaboteuse 3 роки тому +5

      underrated comment

    • @najk9067
      @najk9067 3 роки тому +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @happywolf2000
      @happywolf2000 3 роки тому +1

      😆😂

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 3 роки тому +7

      Idiots, defrost the crabs mouth first

    • @cmdrreggit
      @cmdrreggit 3 роки тому +7

      🦀: "......It was a setup! Fucking media! Get that camera out of my face!!!!"

  • @fajam00m00
    @fajam00m00 4 роки тому +16

    To the chemists out there, would the crab eventually be able to remove the frozen methane at that temperature and pressure? Or was he SOL?

  • @maxcoker7788
    @maxcoker7788 2 роки тому +2

    I THINK HES VERY SILLY AND I LIKE HIM

  • @jamdoodles
    @jamdoodles 10 років тому +29

    I was really hoping they'd found a species of crabs which fed on frozen methane. I was all, "WE'RE SAVED~!" but no. Still doomed.

    • @watchensee
      @watchensee 9 років тому +1

      Jonathan McGaha Haha that's what I thought when I clicked on this. I thought that this deep sea crab actually lives off the frozen gas. =)

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 6 років тому

      It's not frozen methane, it's a hydrate of methane.

    • @healing-for-all5349
      @healing-for-all5349 Рік тому

      Feel like the meat would taste weird

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr 4 роки тому +9

    Crab: "dis the good stuff"

  • @isuckatusernames4297
    @isuckatusernames4297 2 роки тому +1

    crabs are like the hamsters of the sea. always finding new ways to die horribly

  • @rawkudo7441
    @rawkudo7441 4 роки тому +7

    Crab : At my level, using this method...i should be able to learn Ice Beam !

  • @ET-dn2ik
    @ET-dn2ik 4 роки тому +13

    1:28 no wonder this yolo crab is already missing a leg 0.0

  • @conorbowen3360
    @conorbowen3360 3 роки тому +1

    Raw footage of me trying to find the refrigerator at 3AM

  • @nelsonta00
    @nelsonta00 6 років тому +4

    yah know... I've always wondered how crabs react to hydro carbon in the deep sea.

  • @michaelshannon6134
    @michaelshannon6134 8 років тому +14

    I've made a huge mistake...

  • @ninjapants7688
    @ninjapants7688 Рік тому +1

    Gas : Exists
    Crab : **"NOM"**

  • @viktolas
    @viktolas 9 років тому +8

    Seems pretty weird to me that the crab did that, given the fact that gas leaks should occur quite frequently on the seafloor, and they should encounter these at least daily. Wouldn't it be a better explanation that because of the light of the camera you were recording with, the bubbles seemed appealing to the crab and he tried eating them?

    • @Snyper20
      @Snyper20 9 років тому +7

      Victor B Interesting, but I am very doubtful that's what's going on. More likely the crab is just a dumb animal that didn't learn from the last mistake since it probably thought it was food just like last time (if there was a last time).

    • @caelkins6478
      @caelkins6478 Рік тому

      @@Snyper20 considering he's missing a leg, it's highly probable that there was a last time💀💀

    • @Snyper20
      @Snyper20 Рік тому

      @@caelkins6478 rip

  • @CGBlanco84
    @CGBlanco84 9 років тому +4

    Crab with frozen methane milk mustache.. DAWW!

  • @magisterrleth3129
    @magisterrleth3129 3 роки тому +2

    Idk why, but I really enjoy watching crabs eat.

  • @oOBlueVoltageOo
    @oOBlueVoltageOo 8 років тому +5

    Are you feeling it now mr krabs?

  • @CasparAbelmann
    @CasparAbelmann 10 років тому +72

    Hmmm, Methane gas, that's also in farts, so did the crab just eat Earth farts? O_o

    • @thehantavirus
      @thehantavirus 9 років тому +4

      Caspar Abelmann methane gas is odorless, its only humans put an odorant int the gas so it smells, natural gas doesnt smell.

    • @H8edsinclair
      @H8edsinclair 9 років тому

      +lolaz wabby true but a lot of time its made from things that put off other gasses like sulfur dioxide

    • @adamriffe3520
      @adamriffe3520 9 років тому

      +Caspar Abelmann If everyone on the Earth were to fart at the same time, the Earth would explode.

    • @CasparAbelmann
      @CasparAbelmann 9 років тому +1

      fatty hamster *grabs the corks* ...We must stop this. o_o

  • @yetidodger6650
    @yetidodger6650 2 роки тому

    I've been looking for this bit of footage for 7 years.

  • @perfectallycromulent
    @perfectallycromulent 11 років тому +7

    crabs are creepy. but it would indeed be interesting to know more about the neurological processing that both led the critter to explore the gas and to realize its mistake.

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 3 роки тому +16

    "Ya'll got any more of them hydrocarbons?" - Crab