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Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.
You know what would be nightmare fuel, a coconut crab with scorpion Tails, spider poison, and shells that could get hit by a rock the size of a bucket running towards you at 25 kilometers per hour
The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about
I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.
Why is my skin suddenly hard? Why are my fingers so sharp? They weren’t like this last night. Why do I want to eat my children? This video has answered my questions
Me: Idk when it happened doc.... Everything just started....turning into crabs Dr: **Clicking pen** Interesting, and what about that is upseting to you? Me: I mean everything I guess, everything I know is ju- Dr: **clicking doesn't stop** Me: **Looks over in horror to see doctors BIG MEATY CLAWS**
What's interesting is that they aren't symmetric like most things in nature. A bird. A dog. A person. A fly. We have a left and right side are mirror opposites. But crabs have pinchers on one side and big claw hammer on the other side.
“Crabs that can climb, which is its own kind of nightmare fuel” aaaaaaah, that’s a sentence worthy of being mentioned during dinner and claim as being mine
"Am I the only one who's horrified by coconut crabs?" No, ever since Mr.Ballen did a video about Amelia Erharts disappearance, I've been horrified by them too
When i saw a crab at age 8 I remember feeling a strange sense of inferiority while I observed them, learning about evolution and the ecological memes side of the internet makes it funnier the more that I think about it lol
@matt drake nah just being a conscious hairless ape was starting to feel super lame at that age, learning about all the other living beings that we share the planet with. it feels cooler now. not as cool as carcinisation tho.
Okay, not related but if there are infinite universes, if it was possible to interact/travel to other universes there’s an infinite probability that we would have infinite amount of visitors or anomalies at earth. So either there is not an infinite number of other universes or there is no way to interact through the universes.
Not even interaction from humans but there’s theories that there are particles that can travel between them, meaning that there should be an infinite amount of random particles coming in and out of this universe at every point in time.
"Taste like crab, look like people. Crab people, crab people." ...so basically I just have to live long enough, not randomly evolve or develop a shell, harvest and store enough butter and my future will be delicious?
Well you're not wrong. Cladistically speaking, if you didn't evolve from the first basal crabs, then you can't be a crab no matter how much you may evolve to look like one.
1 - Armor 2 - Don't need much to survive 3 - Pincer means capable of holding things 4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles 5 - Can breath both in and out the water 6 - Peak evolution
Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs
We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs. Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.
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Does it talk about how the future could be a crab infested world
The Cretaceous Crab Revolution. So, crab rave.
Crab people Crab people Crab people!
Are we gonna turn into a crab?
evolution isn’t real
There are only two types of lifeforms in the universe: Those who were born crab, and those who wished they were crab.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a 🦀
And crab people
There is only Crab. Obey and enjoy Crab.
soon everyone will be crab
Very true.
Species: *evolves to look like a crab*
Crustaceans: “you could not live with your own failures. Where did that bring you? Back to me”
oh no
Lol
@@tux2457 I see you
@@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Top grade comment...
"Why do animals keep evolving into crabs?"
I was not aware of this issue, but I am intrigued
hows it feel your great great ×500,000,000 grandchild will be a crab person
Zoidberg was peak evolution all along....
Lol that's not an issue... Is it?
@@xChimkin “crab people, crab people”
😭😭
Everyone's asking why things keep evolving into crabs, but no one is asking why we haven't evolved into crabs yet. We should really give it a try.
You guys haven’t yet???
Speak for yourself
Look up crabs in a bucket...some of people are evolve did
Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.
We haven't met the evolution requirements
I love how the title sounds like it came from an angry paleontologist who is very tired of finding crab fossils
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Every animal: this isn't even my final form
*Evolves into crab
LOL
Imagine pokemon, but every pokemon's final evolution is a crab.
Then they get eaten by Frieza’s final form
Are you feeling now Mr. Crabs?
Scientists: “so tell me why did you evolve into a crab”
Crabs: “I like money”
Underrated af!!!
Is it weird that I heard their voices when I read this?
I came here for SpongeBob memes and references and it didn't disappoint. 🤣
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha!
Nice lol
*slow clap that gradually evolves into a roaring applause*
"why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
I know right, I hate it when that happens. The first time was fine but it's becoming a real problem
Ikr
You said it *rolls eyes at the next crab*
It's so ridiculous trying groups makes them feel better about the selfs
Now my Mums crab, Dads a crab, my two best friends growing up are crabs. I went for a coffee yesterday and even the barista's a crab.
The title does sound kinda whiny. Like scientists are legitimately upset about this issue and genuinely want to put an end to it.
I like how even the horseshoe crab decided: "no, I don't want to become a spider or a scorpion, I want to be crab"
Evolution: *"How about crab mixed with scorpion and spider?"*
You know what would be nightmare fuel, a coconut crab with scorpion Tails, spider poison, and shells that could get hit by a rock the size of a bucket running towards you at 25 kilometers per hour
@@lancetheking7524 Luckily, coconut crabs are not that close to land.
Yes, that doesn't sound like intelligent design at all...🙄
No, I don't want that! Evolving into scorpions or spiders, I want to remain a crab! 10 years at least!
"You may not like it but this is what the peak crustacean form looks like".
Freeza is a crab?
a soundsmith reference?
"Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?"
Moms: "It's because of the damn phone"
😂
Always because of the phone
Hahaha
The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs
Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains
The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab
This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about
LMAOO
Zoidberg: *exists *
Evolution: "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"
Reject humanity. Reject monke. Evolve to crab.
I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
**proceeds to transform into a crab**
Crio CrustaceanDo and his stand ZA CRABBO !!!
YEETS THE CRAB IN THE INCINERATOR
JoJo reference
Reject humanity.
Return to creb.
Don't forgrt crabuyasu crustymura and his stand
ZE CLAW
Eons: let’s see why you’re really like this!!
Eons: *pulls bag off of animal*
Eons: it was convergent evolution this whole time
Thanks, Velma 😁
OLD MAN DARWIN!
I love how I can see this meme in my head
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you damn evolutionary biologists!"
It's all convergent evolution? Always has been
*2 billion years later*: “Did you know humans used to only have 4 limbs?”
“Why did humanity evolve into crabs?”*
They also had no hard shell what up with that?
"yOu MeAn ThEy AlWaYs WeReN't PiCkLeS?"
Smh bro imagine having 4 limbs
didnt know humans would move out of earth
"Wait, it's all crabs?"
"Always has been.."
Why is my skin suddenly hard? Why are my fingers so sharp? They weren’t like this last night. Why do I want to eat my children? This video has answered my questions
Nice 🦀
Weird. Figured eating your child was normal for anybody
Wait it's not normal?
For me, it hit me when my sister was starting to become hard-headed😅😂😂 i think the exoskeleton is starting to form mehn
you're turning into the crabman from one punch man
-Think outside of box!
-Nah boxy craby thing works so I will be a box.
[ominous voice]
walk like crab
talk like people.
crab people crab people
"Why do things keep evolving into crabs"
*prehistoric crab rave plays quietly in the distance*
Crab Rave medieval remix
Real ones listened to Crabulon's theme.
he speakin like there’s some beef between scientists and crabs wannabe and honestly im livin for it
It's pure bigotry. If an organism identifies as a crab, it should be classified as a crab, no matter its genetics.
@@cutecommie oh no is there some underlying beef there im not catching oops
@@cassv9541 do not deny our truth
@@cutecommie crab equality ftw
@@cutecommie that’s exactly the type of thought that makes humans devolve… think about it.
So it’s less that “everything” is evolving into crabs, and more that many *crustaceans* keep evolving crablike physiques
I just absolutely LOVE that there is a specific word that exists for the process of becoming crab-like
Crab
Maybe cancer affects beings that can't evolve into crabs
Nobody:
Evolution: *_Time for Crab._*
This needs more likes 😂
They’re going to take over like that meme 😆
C. R. E. B
one hell of a crab battle
My parents: arguing over if I'm gonna be a lawyer or doctor
Me: already decided I'm gonna be a crab
😂
HAHAHAHA.
You say that like you can choose NOT to become a crab.
@Autarch Imperialif there’s no butts then where is the poop going in our mouth
"Everything becomes crab." - Arin Hanson.
Imagining an alternate universe where rotodonts, trilobites, and eurypterids didn't go extinct but convergently evolved into crabs.
I'm devastated that we currently do not inhabit that reality.
There is an alt universe and all of us are advanced crabs
To be fair, Modern day horseshoe crabs look alot like Trilobites.
Aren't these related tought ?
@@Relyt2442 Modern day horseshoe crabs are the ancient day horseshoe crabs. Those those guys that never died out and never had to evolve.
Me: Idk when it happened doc.... Everything just started....turning into crabs
Dr: **Clicking pen** Interesting, and what about that is upseting to you?
Me: I mean everything I guess, everything I know is ju-
Dr: **clicking doesn't stop**
Me: **Looks over in horror to see doctors BIG MEATY CLAWS**
These claws aint just for attracting mates
best comment award
@@jesseeodom2891 bring it on, old man! Bring it on!!
Dr: **stops noticing your expression** this might stem from your fear of death we turn into crabs. We all die? You: Well that’s just dumb
This is the best bday present ever
(I know it wasn't for me but idc)
You gotta love how authoritatively they speak on all of this when they're really just hypothesizing pretty much all of it.
On crab planet: "why do things keep evolving into anthropomorphs?"
What's interesting is that they aren't symmetric like most things in nature. A bird. A dog. A person. A fly. We have a left and right side are mirror opposites. But crabs have pinchers on one side and big claw hammer on the other side.
Evolution, repeatedly: "So here's this Giant Enemy Crab..."
Jerma souls DLC: The Crab Cometh
And so the giant enemy spider turned into a giant enemy crap *enter a beatbox intro here*
@@minebloxian3647 a giant enemy crab
I am smart iq of BAENTE SIETE *BEATBOX*
I am smart iq of BAENTE SIETE also it's a reference
"Why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
*CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES*
Because we love money
Mr Krabs love money
so Crab is the way.
This comment is underrated
Huh?
Get a brain and try to make an original comment dude
I'm here for the crab rave
@@shustyrackleford_710 YAY! INTERNET FIGHT!
In the day of reckoning we are all gonna become crabs and be forced to dance for all eternity in a rave
This made me google and find one of the best music videos ever. Thank you!
The ultimate crab rave!
It wasn't a meme, it was a prophecy
I can hear this comment
What song?!
no one
Mother nature:"hi you wanna become a crab?"
"So what kind of music are you into."
"Well I'm a huge fan of CCR."
"Creedence Clearwater Revival?"
"No, Cretaceous Crab Revolution."
Fortunate crab
Crabunism
That's even better than what I was gonna say...
Someone: Idk why but I love that MDR is a thing
Me: oh you must mean Mesozoic Decapod Revolution
Someone: no I mean multi-drug resistant tuberculosis.
The moment I saw that I needed a CCR joke. Thank you
"There's always a bigger crab"
- Crab-Gon Gin
someone has to make a subnautica game with prehistoric and early sea creatures
please
it would be epic and fit perfectly with the theme of the game
Because you want the nightmare fuel of seeing the gaping maw of a dunkleosteus, as it vacuums you into its guillotine-jaws?
@@deeya sounds like a damn reaper leviathan to me
This dude's got the same energy as Howard Hamlin
This makes me think we’ll find crabs on other planets.
Zoidberg: Am I nothing to you?
Well there's supposed to be a pic of a crab-like creature on Mars. So hey. CRAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAB PEOPLE
Probably Europa and/or Enceladus
God I hope so
Holy crab.
“Crabs that can climb, which is its own kind of nightmare fuel” aaaaaaah, that’s a sentence worthy of being mentioned during dinner and claim as being mine
"Crab people, Crab people, Crab people..."
When we see a crab walking on land our instincts scream giant spider!
Evolution: "I am inevitable"
*Crab people, Crab people.*
*Taste like crab, talk like people.*
🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering if anyone had beaten me to this :p
Finally, I can return to cannibalism.
Ok, but there is legit a novel series about this.
The Stormlight Archive has a LOT of crab-like lifeforms, including a race of crab people.
Stay back crab people! I have clarified butter!
"Am I the only one who's horrified by coconut crabs?" No, ever since Mr.Ballen did a video about Amelia Erharts disappearance, I've been horrified by them too
Yeah me too. My new nightmare is getting trapped on an island with only ccoconut crabs.
Same
Did you see the video of a coconut crab that caught a seagull?
Oh thats why people tend to be crab minded nowadays, pretty mind blowing ain’t it.
1978: i bet scientist and philosophers will discover the meaning of life in the future!
2020: why do things keep evolving into crabs?
Prehistoric creatures evolving be like : oh yeah Mr crabs. *Scream.
Biologists, crying: "No you can't just keep evolving into crabs!"
Evolution: "Ha ha crab go Brrrrrr"
I’ve been laughing at this comment for an hour
@@erica4705 Same, lol
Crab go snip snip
Dead meme
@@charliewiltshire7517 what are you? The meme murderer?
"Why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
Crab people... crab people is why
Tastes like crab, talks like people.
@@danbhakta Looks like crab, tastes like people.
Crab people, crab people.
People are also evolving into crabs?
@@changeling0073 : Yes...they are called metrosexuals.
a coconut crab that hugs yoủ face would be terrifying
When i saw a crab at age 8 I remember feeling a strange sense of inferiority while I observed them, learning about evolution and the ecological memes side of the internet makes it funnier the more that I think about it lol
I mean you could probably smash crab with a sludge hammer and it'll die
@matt drake it might be messy but it gets the job done
@matt drake nah just being a conscious hairless ape was starting to feel super lame at that age, learning about all the other living beings that we share the planet with. it feels cooler now. not as cool as carcinisation tho.
@@tastydoomtime8890 thats like THE most human thing to say
@@julian3356 hammer beats crab man what can I say?
i've watched this 2 years ago and im gonna watch it again
Technically, given an infinite timespan and infinite possible universes, everything will eventually become crab.
Tru
Okay, not related but if there are infinite universes, if it was possible to interact/travel to other universes there’s an infinite probability that we would have infinite amount of visitors or anomalies at earth. So either there is not an infinite number of other universes or there is no way to interact through the universes.
Not even interaction from humans but there’s theories that there are particles that can travel between them, meaning that there should be an infinite amount of random particles coming in and out of this universe at every point in time.
for real
I feel myself having to fight that subconscious instinct to live my true self as a crab
so mr krabs is peak evolution
Money💲
"I like money..."
- _Mr Krabbs_
Not enough money makes me crabby...
ted talks, the thumbnail and quotes from Spongebob........what an unexpected combination.
“Dread it, run from it, crab still arrives”
Lmao
Evolution be like : time for crab
"...and now it's here, or should I say... I am"
"Everything leads to crab." - Arin Hanson
"Taste like crab, look like people. Crab people, crab people." ...so basically I just have to live long enough, not randomly evolve or develop a shell, harvest and store enough butter and my future will be delicious?
I read the title as someone who was frusturated and couldnt figure out why everything was turning into crabs 😂
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!?
Everything I touch turns to crabs. I held my newborn son and he immediately became a crab.
WHY DO THINGS KEEP EVOLVING AS CRABS WHY CRABS;??? WHYYY??
DAMNIT ANOTHER CRAB?? WHY IS IT ALWAYS CRABS
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS CAT HAVE CRAB CLAWS?!!!
I for one welcome our new crab overlords.
"Corphish is evolving"
"Corphish evolved to Krabby"
😂
💀💀💀
"Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?"
Brandon Sanderson: "I could write a book about this..."
I was just thinking about that 😂
Storm it all, I could write a whole series about this.
Crab Rave was such a hit that other animals decided they wanted to join the fun as well.
Real answer; Nothing has ever, or will ever evolve into crabs. Crabs beget crabs (and sometimes they even become other kinds of crabs).
Well you're not wrong. Cladistically speaking, if you didn't evolve from the first basal crabs, then you can't be a crab no matter how much you may evolve to look like one.
Lancelot Alexander Borradaile, the most English sounding name ever
L.A.B for short and clever
Alexander is macedonian
@@AlxndrXX Lancelot and Borradaile are both French.
@@AlxndrXX Are you suggesting that cultural appropriation is not an English trait? Surely not
3:46
Now that is just cute, well played.
“The crabs that *aren’t* lying to you.”
Oh geez.
Oh crab
Seems *sus* to me get that crap out of here
Nature: you can make life in any shape, size or form with any unique adaptations you could possibly imagine
Evolution: C R A B
What is crab? Baby don't claw me, don't claw me, no more.
UA-cam: "Why do things keep evolving into Crabs?"
Me: Cause life is hard.
thanks for the likes, glad we all laughed together 🌎😂
one wide and hard sigh later
@@fyrelorde 😂👏 Yup
@@fyrelorde next update should be lit, stay tuned😂
@@fyrelorde *how do you do a wide sigh*
@profile, void Secret Club
What if we end up just evolving into a bunch of overly sentient crabs
Where are the 11 billion crabs?!
Broke: Discard modernity, embrace Monke
Woke: Proceed to Crab
More interesting than I had anticipated as I thought the title said "carbs".
Things: keep evolving into crabs
Parasitic barnacles: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together”
And then they also evolve to crabs
I hate eating crabs, so hard to open, guess that's their biggest advantage.
The prophecy is true. Mr Krabs is the strongest spongebob character.
The crab cycle has one step and it IS Crab.
*Time for Crab*
PPX evolve into crab now
ok but what about the kreb cycle
How To *C R A B*
step 1: *C R A B*
My favorite crab is the Alaskan ghost crab. They’re really cute as long as they aren’t doing that sideways walking thing
"Why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
*They want to conquer the land*
Human crab
Crab People
W E E N
1 - Armor
2 - Don't need much to survive
3 - Pincer means capable of holding things
4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles
5 - Can breath both in and out the water
6 - Peak evolution
“Why do things keep evolving into crabs?”
*Looks nervously at hands*
*pinchers
its not December yet
Cursed comment
Lego minifigures are the middle ground of crabs and humans
Crab people, crab people...
Look like crabs, talk like people...
*-Points at Crab-*
"You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"
perfection
This is proof that future humans will become crabs
@@slimeguy6122 Well, remember the Brine Kingdom in Aqua Man?
@@ReaverPrime you mean the Perfect Life form Kingdom
TIME TO CRAB
*contorques to ambiguous creature*
Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs
Water: ✔
Land: ✔
Air: Soon.
Us too!
Ducks.
If u come to think of it you could just wait for your dinner probably could crash near your window bim bam boom ez food
@@Cat-yx7xc Flying Cats! Cools
Please no I don’t need flying coconut crabs
wait.... we humans have lost our tails.... and we've been getting, uhhh, "wider" in recent years.... what does this mean for us
😳
reject humanity return to crab
*dun dun duuuun*
Hey Cary
*Animorphs into crab with regular show sound
Your fate is crab.
We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs.
Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.
Did you killed him?
@@yougottamove we hacked it to death with a machete, yeah.
@@davchan4423 damn, that brutal though I can’t blame you for that
@@davchan4423 Why did you kill it?
@@EclecticallyEccentric coconut crabs are scary asf
"Can I have evolution?"
"For biodiversity? "
"Yes, for biodiversity "
Actually keeps evolving crabs like a boss
lmfao
Lol
"can i have evolution?"
"for biodiversity?"
"yeeesssss"
*actually evolves into crab like a boss*
*crab time*
_Slaps carapace:_ I bet this baby can fit so much evolution in it.
You deserve applause
3:56 "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" sounds like a punk album from the 90s
It sounded more like a civil war that happened in bikini bottom 200 years before birth of spongebob
@@rahulverma8774 babe wake up new spongebob lore just dropped
@@yeOldeThorne you replied on a reply of a comment that is more than 1 year old
I think i should reply comments more often
@@rahulverma8774 yeah I did, I got a notification that I got a reply on my comment so I came to reply
@@yeOldeThorne you even got notification, damn !
I’ll see you all in a hundred million years when UA-cam recommends this to us when we’re all crabs
See you then, flesh-heretic.
Crab crab crab crab crab crab?
@@SrJrXVIII that will be our language and we will be eating bubbles off a sewer pipe!
see ya
I'm calling dibs on being a coconut crab
reject humanity
return to crab
@Jet nice pfp!
one day crabs will rule over us and i welcome that
Hi Zoidberg
same benefits as monke, with none of the inconvenients
@@SwayRod836 Taste like crab, talk like people...
"They hate us cuz they ain't us."
-a crab
"they ain't us YET"
-the other crab
Me: I kinda want a shell...
jokes on that crab i like crabs, both food and alive
Period
everyones asking why the crab but no-ones asking how's the crab :/
I opened yt app and yes, "why do things keep evolving into crabs" is exactly the question I needed at 6 am
Haha I win, it's 1:38 am here୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨
Its 5 am
Ekaterina Rozantseva omg stop it’s 5:47am by me and I was just thinking the same thing
thats hilarious its 6 am for me and same
Happened at 3, am for me
''You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a crab''
What if I want to become *crab*
This is just a copied comment
@@sandmountainsam9287 I Have been busted :C
😂
CRAB RAVE!!!
Me: *reads title*
*Slowly changes posture*
👌👁 👄 👁 🤏
Oi you stole my profile pic
Insert spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme here
Sounds like something a crab Whould say...
I really hope you mean adjust your posture to that of a crab