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Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.
I love the implied exasperation of the title. Like some marine biologist is just looking around at his textbooks and in a moment sudden realization exclaims "why do things keep evolving into crabs!?"
Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs
We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs. Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.
1 - Armor 2 - Don't need much to survive 3 - Pincer means capable of holding things 4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles 5 - Can breath both in and out the water 6 - Peak evolution
Well, my character is in a band with the character of another player in a tabletop rpg. After having read that I went to urge him to name the band Cretaceous Crab Revolution
It is not only the crab form that seems to be a "strange attractor" . Think how much the sea mammals look similar to a fish when you consider the form of it's ancestor as a land mammal. It is incredible how the evolution converges to the optimal shape for a certain environment (water) even if the origin may be very different.
@@Kromosios they probably want to choose the big cool land builds like bears or lions, and ignore the ones that they think are "weak" like insects or fish
Humanity: What's the deal with things evolving into crabs every so often? Nature: You may not like it, but... **points at crab** this is exactly what peak performance looks like.
You know what would be nightmare fuel, a coconut crab with scorpion Tails, spider poison, and shells that could get hit by a rock the size of a bucket running towards you at 25 kilometers per hour
“hey we found a new organism” “alright make sure to wake up early before it turns into a crab” *wakes up at 12pm* *phone starts ringing* “i have some bad news”
I have noticed that in the past, athletes would warm up by running forwards but nowadays, it is common to see athletes running sideways. If my hypothesis (based on extrapolating such behaviours ) is correct, within the next 10 years we can expect to see athlete's warm ups start to include crab like hand motions. This will filter down to general population as well as inevitably being adapted by the military as the most efficient way of moving and combat. (It is worth noting that Karate already favours a side-on stance!)
I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.
So I'm going to assume this means that if we're going to meet an alien specie, there's a relatively good chance they'll be an advanced form of crab life form
I don't think so. For Life to develop tools they need thumbs, and for them to use primordial tools they would need to utilize them to survive. So I think most species will be humanoid, like those in mass effect.
as a casual subscriber of this channel, I'm quite surprised when i found out this video has bahasa indonesia subtitle. what a nice surprise considering our language isn't so popular
Because they are capable of moving on land, in water, borrowing underneath sand, they don't have a tail for other animals to grab them from, they can climb trees, they are more flexible. Is that enough? Crab shape is basically hybrid shape.
The second after he said "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" I was like "Uhh, such a cool name for my indie band!" And then he said "If you have a band that started and need a name..." And that just my current situation.
The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about
Why is my skin suddenly hard? Why are my fingers so sharp? They weren’t like this last night. Why do I want to eat my children? This video has answered my questions
this video is going to live rent free in my head and get me through this research study i have to participate in for the next 3 hours so i can pass my psych 1010 class
When a creature or plant hasnt changed in millions of years, and near relatives share very common characteristics its an indicator of niche perfect evolution.
Me: Idk when it happened doc.... Everything just started....turning into crabs Dr: **Clicking pen** Interesting, and what about that is upseting to you? Me: I mean everything I guess, everything I know is ju- Dr: **clicking doesn't stop** Me: **Looks over in horror to see doctors BIG MEATY CLAWS**
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Does it talk about how the future could be a crab infested world
The Cretaceous Crab Revolution. So, crab rave.
Crab people Crab people Crab people!
Are we gonna turn into a crab?
evolution isn’t real
*-Points at Crab-*
"You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"
perfection
This is proof that future humans will become crabs
@@slimeguy6122 Well, remember the Brine Kingdom in Aqua Man?
@@ReaverPrime you mean the Perfect Life form Kingdom
TIME TO CRAB
*contorques to ambiguous creature*
Species: *evolves to look like a crab*
Crustaceans: “you could not live with your own failures. Where did that bring you? Back to me”
oh no
Lol
@@tux2457 I see you
@@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Top grade comment...
There are only two types of lifeforms in the universe: Those who were born crab, and those who wished they were crab.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a 🦀
And crab people
There is only Crab. Obey and enjoy Crab.
soon everyone will be crab
Very true.
Everyone's asking why things keep evolving into crabs, but no one is asking why we haven't evolved into crabs yet. We should really give it a try.
You guys haven’t yet???
Speak for yourself
Look up crabs in a bucket...some of people are evolve did
Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.
We haven't met the evolution requirements
“Why do things keep evolving into crabs?”
*Looks nervously at hands*
*pinchers
its not December yet
Cursed comment
Lego minifigures are the middle ground of crabs and humans
Crab people, crab people...
Look like crabs, talk like people...
I love the implied exasperation of the title. Like some marine biologist is just looking around at his textbooks and in a moment sudden realization exclaims "why do things keep evolving into crabs!?"
Okay but
I'm pretty sure that's how it went down
Does that marine biologist have a punching ghost that can stop time?
@@Gabsboy123 probably.
I think of a distressed Italian aggressively moving his hands around, while saying it in a bad accent.
- Wait, is it all crab?
- Always has been
I opened yt app and yes, "why do things keep evolving into crabs" is exactly the question I needed at 6 am
Haha I win, it's 1:38 am here୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨
Its 5 am
Ekaterina Rozantseva omg stop it’s 5:47am by me and I was just thinking the same thing
thats hilarious its 6 am for me and same
Happened at 3, am for me
Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs
"Why do animals keep evolving into crabs?"
I was not aware of this issue, but I am intrigued
hows it feel your great great ×500,000,000 grandchild will be a crab person
Zoidberg was peak evolution all along....
Lol that's not an issue... Is it?
@@xChimkin “crab people, crab people”
😭😭
This is why we always feel the urge to "snip-snip" when holding the tongs.
i wish the crab world was aware of this lol
Underrated
Crab rave
It's so true 🤣😂🤣
The crab is all powerful and must be worshiped
wait.... we humans have lost our tails.... and we've been getting, uhhh, "wider" in recent years.... what does this mean for us
😳
reject humanity return to crab
*dun dun duuuun*
Hey Cary
*Animorphs into crab with regular show sound
Your fate is crab.
We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs.
Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.
Did you killed him?
@@yougottamove we hacked it to death with a machete, yeah.
@@davchan4423 damn, that brutal though I can’t blame you for that
@@davchan4423 Why did you kill it?
@@EclecticallyEccentric coconut crabs are scary asf
"Can I have evolution?"
"For biodiversity? "
"Yes, for biodiversity "
Actually keeps evolving crabs like a boss
lmfao
Lol
"can i have evolution?"
"for biodiversity?"
"yeeesssss"
*actually evolves into crab like a boss*
*crab time*
_Slaps carapace:_ I bet this baby can fit so much evolution in it.
You deserve applause
''You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a crab''
What if I want to become *crab*
This is just a copied comment
@@sandmountainsam9287 I Have been busted :C
😂
CRAB RAVE!!!
Evolution, gesturing to mammals: "This is brilliant."
Evolution, pointing at crabs: "But I like this."
do you have crabs again?
Aowkwk
Doh,doh,doh……
It's crazy the influence of a car reviewer like Jeremy Clarkson has over the world
His 20 year old quotes are still memed today
U sound like a meme. xD
3:56 "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" sounds like a punk album from the 90s
It sounded more like a civil war that happened in bikini bottom 200 years before birth of spongebob
@@rahulverma8774 babe wake up new spongebob lore just dropped
@@yeOldeThorne you replied on a reply of a comment that is more than 1 year old
I think i should reply comments more often
@@rahulverma8774 yeah I did, I got a notification that I got a reply on my comment so I came to reply
@@yeOldeThorne you even got notification, damn !
“You may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like.”
@@rezrezas the mass effect race?
@@kingt0295 yeah, thane krios
@@rezrezas thane was a top tier companion, i loved him
But drells are reptillian
IASIP reference?😂
"They hate us cuz they ain't us."
-a crab
"they ain't us YET"
-the other crab
Me: I kinda want a shell...
jokes on that crab i like crabs, both food and alive
Period
"Are we then, too, destined to become crabs?" A horrible thought as I shuck my fifth coconut.
Kinda sus ngl
Lmfao
Words cannot describe how much I love and needed this comment in my life
r/twosentencehorror LMFAO
@@moe9292 LOL U SUCK
1 - Armor
2 - Don't need much to survive
3 - Pincer means capable of holding things
4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles
5 - Can breath both in and out the water
6 - Peak evolution
Thank you now I don’t need to sit here for 7 minutes
1A- REGENERATION
“Kill me, please, before I become...”
*Gargling*
Violently becomes a Crab
Thats horryfiying
crab apocalypse
Not a bad way to go
@Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes I was gonna say that
Quickly get lemon and butter sauce!
"What music do you listen to?"
"CCR"
"Oh I love Credence!"
"Oh, yeah me too"
*hides Cretaceous Crab Revolution CD under coat*
That was the first thing I thought of, how to explain to others that my CCR wasn't the same as their CCR.
Featuring their hit song “Crab Moon Rising”
@@cur1ouscatf1sh ouch! Groan! I salute you!
Well, my character is in a band with the character of another player in a tabletop rpg.
After having read that I went to urge him to name the band Cretaceous Crab Revolution
Who wouldn't like to play some CCR on Crab Crab Revolution?
Crab is inevitable. It’s not a question of “if”, but rather “when” will we be crab
Reject humanity accept crab
crab people. crab people. turn into crab, still talk like people.
Noooo, I don't wanna be crab!
@@firstnamelastname3212 It's already too late. Believe in the shell.
@@infiniter4in178 NOOOOOOO
It is not only the crab form that seems to be a "strange attractor" . Think how much the sea mammals look similar to a fish when you consider the form of it's ancestor as a land mammal. It is incredible how the evolution converges to the optimal shape for a certain environment (water) even if the origin may be very different.
Sharks, dolphins, and Icthyosaurs come to mind.
It's almost like evolution means survival and natural selection 🙄
Me: *reads title*
*Slowly changes posture*
👌👁 👄 👁 🤏
Oi you stole my profile pic
Insert spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme here
Sounds like something a crab Whould say...
I really hope you mean adjust your posture to that of a crab
I love how the title sounds like it came from an angry paleontologist who is very tired of finding crab fossils
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Evolution : I made a new animal
Mother Earth : New animal or crab again
Evolution : *crabagain*
Thank you Janet.
Dannie Drako!
Mother earth :- mm I feel Strange
Evolution:- what did I create
Humanity:- ordera de humana
everyones asking why the crab but no-ones asking how's the crab :/
"why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
I know right, I hate it when that happens. The first time was fine but it's becoming a real problem
Ikr
It's so ridiculous trying groups makes them feel better about the selfs
Now my Mums crab, Dads a crab, my two best friends growing up are crabs. I went for a coffee yesterday and even the barista's a crab.
The title does sound kinda whiny. Like scientists are legitimately upset about this issue and genuinely want to put an end to it.
Wow thanks for solving world hunger
I’ll see you all in a hundred million years when UA-cam recommends this to us when we’re all crabs
See you then, flesh-heretic.
Crab crab crab crab crab crab?
@@SrJrXVIII that will be our language and we will be eating bubbles off a sewer pipe!
see ya
I'm calling dibs on being a coconut crab
"Why do things keep evolving into crabs?"
*Are you telling me that the armoured sea spider with claws is not an optimal build?*
Not enough DPS for some.
It's an okay build, but too overused
@@alittlekittycat7472 Yeah. Sea-jelly is so OP. How come everything didn't evolve into those.
@@Kromosios they probably want to choose the big cool land builds like bears or lions, and ignore the ones that they think are "weak" like insects or fish
Well, spiders have been on earth for millions of years, so... pretty much
PBS didn't knew how important and iconic this video would become.
Humanity: What's the deal with things evolving into crabs every so often?
Nature: You may not like it, but... **points at crab** this is exactly what peak performance looks like.
Crab *Starts raving*
*slaps crab* this is what peak performance is like
Indeed it is
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Mr Crab had a secret formula 🤫
"Honey, where did I put the lobste- gosh dangit it evolved into a crab again"
Hank hill voice
@@carefree1395 I’ll tell you hwat
69 likes, make a wish!
Next Hollywood sci-fi comedy:
Honey, I crabbified the kids!
@@トーキ-g8v ur pfp is really cool dont change ot
I now need a pokemon that has absolutely nothing to do with crabs evolve into a crab.
It would be hilarious
Literally Digimon
The crab equivalent to remiraid and octillery
YES
Kinda like Snorunt and Glalie where I swear I don't know how a mini-tent evolves into a goddamned soccer ball
Carcineon. It's the Bug type evolution for Eevee.
I accidentally picked up a coconut crab in the dark one time thinking it was a coconut, It was absolutely horrifying.
nightmare fuel
no you didn't
Yeah, no you didn’t.
😂😂😂😂😂
How dark was it!?
Every animal: this isn't even my final form
*Evolves into crab
LOL
Imagine pokemon, but every pokemon's final evolution is a crab.
Then they get eaten by Frieza’s final form
Are you feeling now Mr. Crabs?
"You may not like it but this is what the peak crustacean form looks like".
Freeza is a crab?
a soundsmith reference?
Evolution: * looks at crabs*
Evolution: "is this the ideal form?"
Answer: *Y E S*
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
TIME FOR CRAB
P E A K P E R F O R M A N C E
This is seriously incredible work. I’m fascinated and wonder what other evolutionary convergences exist.
I hate it when I’m chilling with my friend and he evolves intro a crab
Ugh, yeah, it's kinda annoying
SO annoying, isn't it? 🙄
Bruh that's sooooo relatable.. one time i was chilling with all my homies then we started turning into crabs.
@@arandomcrocodilian691 Hold on... “We”? Does that mean that you turned into a crab too?!?!!
@@aa-ir6si yeah, it was pretty weird. We started having pinchers and then all of a sudden crab rave started playing
Title sounds like a mad scientist frustrated with his mutation experiments. “BUT WHY do they keep evolving into CRABS!”
Lol ur funny
I'd love to have an army of crab monsters
🤣🤣😭 l
@@tux2457 I see you
@@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
The cretaceous period? More like the crustaceous period.
* pun intended
Period T
gottem
Buh-dum, tissssh 🥁
Boo
Congratulation! Your Pikachu evolved into *C R A B I C H U !*
At 5:24 the crab looks like paras from Pokémon haha
Video: Why do things keep evolving into Crabs?
Me: *Looks at my cat
My cat: You are 5 million years too early
Haha!!
This comment deserves more likes😂
@Joe Mama
That edit doe
Water: ✔
Land: ✔
Air: Soon.
Us too!
Ducks.
If u come to think of it you could just wait for your dinner probably could crash near your window bim bam boom ez food
@@Cat-yx7xc Flying Cats! Cools
Please no I don’t need flying coconut crabs
I like how even the horseshoe crab decided: "no, I don't want to become a spider or a scorpion, I want to be crab"
Evolution: *"How about crab mixed with scorpion and spider?"*
You know what would be nightmare fuel, a coconut crab with scorpion Tails, spider poison, and shells that could get hit by a rock the size of a bucket running towards you at 25 kilometers per hour
@@lancetheking7524 Luckily, coconut crabs are not that close to land.
Yes, that doesn't sound like intelligent design at all...🙄
No, I don't want that! Evolving into scorpions or spiders, I want to remain a crab! 10 years at least!
Crabs are simply the final, most perfected state of evolution.
*Crab:* "This is what peak performance looks like."
Me: Hold my Pincer arm. 🦞💪
nice icon
So we shall all be crabs
I for one welcome our new crab overlords.
Upgrades people, upgrades.
Universe - “just be yourself”
Evolution - “NO”
You be a crab and You be a crab
*EVERYBODY BE A CRAB* !!!
@@shmodayoda7836 at this rate, before humanity turns into crabmanity, we will be feasting on seafood everyday 🥲
"be yourself" = what selection pressure makes of you.
Selection pressure = the environment, aka the universe.
@@B-Man-69 Crabmanity
I want to be crab 🦀
“hey we found a new organism”
“alright make sure to wake up early before it turns into a crab”
*wakes up at 12pm*
*phone starts ringing*
“i have some bad news”
"It turned into a crab, didn't it?"
“...yeah.”
"crap"
"crab"
...Sigh.. 🤦♂️...crab?
I have noticed that in the past, athletes would warm up by running forwards but nowadays, it is common to see athletes running sideways. If my hypothesis (based on extrapolating such behaviours ) is correct, within the next 10 years we can expect to see athlete's warm ups start to include crab like hand motions.
This will filter down to general population as well as inevitably being adapted by the military as the most efficient way of moving and combat. (It is worth noting that Karate already favours a side-on stance!)
The deadliest martial art: The Krab.
@@pit2992 Krab Maga
„Reject humanity,return to monke“
*abandon humanity,progress to crab*
Regressive Monke vs Progressive Crab
Pick Your side
@@gustavopereira4924 crabby monke
Crabè
Kraeb
Krab
Nature: "I've done nothing but make crabs for 300 million years."
WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM!?
@@silly_lil_guy What?
This is beautifil.
@@jacklarsen7362 oh no you don't understand the joke
@@silly_lil_guy Nature: uuuh. **giant (fake) crab bursts out of ocean with yacht in it's claws**
I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.
Eventually we all become one with the Crab Gods...
We are crap gods
We are *jddiqiwkd* gods
Crab people
@@brukernavn142 no doubt, we love clap, clap people. Whose clap good, is clap god haha
And we'll crab rave every night!
So I'm going to assume this means that if we're going to meet an alien specie, there's a relatively good chance they'll be an advanced form of crab life form
Why not Zoidberg?
More Octopi. But yes, chances are it will not be human like. More War of the Worlds aliens.
I don't think so. For Life to develop tools they need thumbs, and for them to use primordial tools they would need to utilize them to survive.
So I think most species will be humanoid, like those in mass effect.
@David Koresh
And hopefully a healthy source of protein.
@David Koresh
Hopefully not too much Mercury.
"Ah, darn it honey, the cat evolved into a crab again."
Again!?!?
no wonder my brother’s a hermit
@@ksjdoiwfehfueu that's just coconuts
I hate it when it happens
My cat’s moon sign is Cancer so it’s only a matter of time...
Fascinating. The process of turning into a crab sounds like something from a horror movie.
It's good to know that my getting rounder and flatter is just my body evolving into a crab...
Lol yeah
😂😂😂
😂
my thoughts exactly
😂 soon you’ll have to change your shell like Mr. Crabs 😅
“DANGIT! Why do things keep evolving into crabs!”
Alternatively
“Honey! The cat evolved into a Crab again!”
“Oops! All crab-like body shape and traits!”
Alternatively
“Well crab but actually no”
soon we shall ascend into carcinization
Hate it when that happens!
Lmfao
Technically they evolve into Kingler
Scientists: “so tell me why did you evolve into a crab”
Crabs: “I like money”
Underrated af!!!
Is it weird that I heard their voices when I read this?
I came here for SpongeBob memes and references and it didn't disappoint. 🤣
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha!
Nice lol
*slow clap that gradually evolves into a roaring applause*
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Zoidberg: *exists *
Evolution: "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"
“This is what the ideal creature looks like”
“But why is it CRAB!?!”
🦀🦀🦀THIS IS THE IDEAL MALE BODY🦀🦀🦀
Always has been
Because they are capable of moving on land, in water, borrowing underneath sand, they don't have a tail for other animals to grab them from, they can climb trees, they are more flexible. Is that enough? Crab shape is basically hybrid shape.
@@imadeyoureadthis1 can
They fly, sprint, bite, grab, swim, do back flips?
They die to my foot and everything else
Me: wants to sleep
UA-cam: look how everything becomes crabs
Sh!t got to look
Same, it's 3pm and I'm looking at NOT crab crabs
@@datura9441 you mean 3am ?
@@0q738 it's called nap, or is it?
so does that mean I'm going to become CRAB
Me rn.
I dunno what it is, but crabs just make me happy.
The second after he said "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" I was like "Uhh, such a cool name for my indie band!" And then he said "If you have a band that started and need a name..." And that just my current situation.
i saw a gutter cleaning company named "Gutter Wizards" and thought it would make a sweet stoner metal band
If you're taking the name, can I join?
It's all taken. You should name your band Taken. Maybe spell it different or something "unique"
@@demostessque4847 I mean, my backup band name is Lead Brain, but I'd rather get in on Cretaceous Crab Revolution.
@@agauss2714 sure!
Various crustaceans: M U S T B E C O M E C R E B
Snek
BECOME AS CRAB
BECOME AS CRAB
BECOME AS CRAB
snap snap doggos
@@AlexSanchez-je9uw omg
Not me! I like being me! 🦞
3:57 scientists missed out so badly by not calling that the "crustaceous period"
Summer Thomas I might just be confused, but I think it is 3:57
@@morbidmirage726 That's cretaceous... that word has nothing to do with crabs.
@@ntl5983 but the fact that so many crablike creatures appeared that time makes it worthy to be about crabs
Yeah but crustaceans aren’t all crabs, the pun is not specific enough to work
@@morbidmirage726 u right my bad
Reject humanity. Reject monke. Evolve to crab.
Eons: let’s see why you’re really like this!!
Eons: *pulls bag off of animal*
Eons: it was convergent evolution this whole time
Thanks, Velma 😁
OLD MAN DARWIN!
I love how I can see this meme in my head
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you damn evolutionary biologists!"
It's all convergent evolution? Always has been
That has got to be the most threatening title i’ve seen in a while.
we will evolve into crabs one day
@@NeostormXLMAX Pls no
@@NeostormXLMAX Human crabs
I love to imagine the head as the main body when we're crabs
Reject humanity. Evolve into crab
"You either *die* a *monke,* or you *live* enough to see yourself became the *crab."*
- Wise Man
Monke???
Monkey?
Monkee?
Monk?
Monkcrab
This is underrated comment
Good joke man
same thing happens in the micro animal world as well, it goes to show that this form is highly efficient
The hardest decision of evolution:
Return to monke
Or
Evolve to crab
r e t u r n t o c o c o n u t
Become crocodile🐊
Monke monke monke
Fudge it an going to return to bacteria
Evolve to crab
he speakin like there’s some beef between scientists and crabs wannabe and honestly im livin for it
It's pure bigotry. If an organism identifies as a crab, it should be classified as a crab, no matter its genetics.
@@cutecommie oh no is there some underlying beef there im not catching oops
@@cassv9541 do not deny our truth
@@cutecommie crab equality ftw
@@cutecommie that’s exactly the type of thought that makes humans devolve… think about it.
“Why do things keep evolving into crabs?”
*Reject Monke*
*Embrace crab*
Monke eat crab
Monke superior
wait until bigger crab
@@enqrbit there’s always a bigger crab
@@gapuxo Giant enemy crab.
crab
"Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?"
Moms: "It's because of the damn phone"
😂
Always because of the phone
Hahaha
The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs
Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains
The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab
This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about
LMAOO
Why is my skin suddenly hard? Why are my fingers so sharp? They weren’t like this last night. Why do I want to eat my children? This video has answered my questions
Nice 🦀
Weird. Figured eating your child was normal for anybody
Wait it's not normal?
For me, it hit me when my sister was starting to become hard-headed😅😂😂 i think the exoskeleton is starting to form mehn
you're turning into the crabman from one punch man
Him : This phenomenon is called; you guessed it -
Me: Decrabification
Him: Decarcinization
Me: De- .. Yeah that.
3:16
I thought the sane exact thing
Decrabification is better lol
I know a few people who need to be decarcinized.
Ah yes, the decrabification
this video is going to live rent free in my head and get me through this research study i have to participate in for the next 3 hours so i can pass my psych 1010 class
Remember the guy who turned into a crab by eating loads of them in One Punch Man? It makes sense now.
He is the perfect life form!
@@DestroyerOfWeebs nah the perfect life form is both REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO MONKE and REJECT HUMANITY EVOLVE TO CRAB
Crablante
Crablante still had human legs for some reason😂😂😂
@@samthelad4313 hence why he died. Not evolved enough.
PBS eons: “Why can’t you just be normal?!?”
Things: *Screams and keeps evolving into crabs*
This is why I read the comments
@@cyberspectre8675 you enjoy dead memes being reposted again and again? who else is watching in 2020? who else got this in their recommendation? zzzzz
@@pierreo33 hey what's up funny guy
pierre117 you’re here too...
Me:*Gets up of my couch*.
Couch:*Evolves into a crab*.
Me:Ugh not again.
*sigh*
(unzips)
Relatable
@@rey4874 uh oh
@@rey4874 ah yes gotta feed the crab by letting it cut off ur weiner
*ugh aggressively grabs couch crab and kisses it*
All animals evolve into crabs.
All transport evolves into trains.
Even the noble coconut has become a crab😂
Animals ran out of the “unique creature” free trial so they’re returning to the default crab
When I wake up in the morning I am on default crab mode.
@@redheadedstepchild5432 do you make a new account
@@lordgradious4370 No this is my same account
being crab isnt so bad i mean look up "drell" in google image, theyre badass
Please help me it hurts. My body is wrangling in ways that shouldnt be allowed
I mean yeah this is really weird.. Nobody expected the coconut to evolve into the coconut crab...
😂
@why how did u mean cement crab🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
omg ur u dumb the coconut crab dosent evolve form coconuts
they evolve from the coconut tree smhh
Omg your right why did they do that
The ending of the famous book the time machine seems to indicate that everything, including humans ended up becoming crabs
It's the crab cycle. There is only one step, and it is crab.
@@jlr4434 I g
I see what you did here 🤣🤣
Clever you...do you what a cookie for that?
Very underrated comment
Crab
Some random organism: "Oh boy I sure can't wait to evolve into something cool and intelligent! I sure hope nothing goes wrong!"
Evolution: "Mmm crabs"
Crab time
Crab machine go brrrrr
Crabs are cool
Just not that smart
Evolution be like CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. CRABS
I read this in circle toons voice lol
"Mom, i swear, this is not a phase, CRAB is my ultimate life form"
Life talking to mother nature be like
Kars is shaking and crying
@@gallowdance3721 “It’s not working!!”
@@gallowdance3721 AY AY AY AYYY
**aztec awakening ritual theme plays**
@@the_hanburger kars in the lava when he forgot crab armor existed and used armadillo armor.
“The Mezosoic Decapod Revolution” is such a cool name for a band holy crab
I just absolutely LOVE that there is a specific word that exists for the process of becoming crab-like
Crab
Maybe cancer affects beings that can't evolve into crabs
*Looks over at pet Hermit crabs
*Narrows eyes
“I know your game. You can’t fool me”
Hermit crabs:*damn they’re onto me*
lmao
When a creature or plant hasnt changed in millions of years, and near relatives share very common characteristics its an indicator of niche perfect evolution.
Or just a local maximum
@@TR123 nice
But we all know that all of them were just imitating horseshoe crabs
or just way too much interbreeding
Horseshoe crabs 👀
"You can become a crab but you can only answer questions vaguely"
"Perhaps"
Someone needs to make a mod for Pokemon that every single one will eventually evolve into Krabby or Kingler
Or into Crawdaunt, *then* into Kingler
@@Vinterloft Crawdaunt is a crawfish which is more like a lobster
@@BGerbs66 Yep. So? That's why I said first Crawdaunt, then Kingler
@@Vinterloft you added the part about Kingler. Don't try to gaslight me
@@BGerbs66 bro he obv said crawdunt then kingler, says it right there in fine print.
Me: Idk when it happened doc.... Everything just started....turning into crabs
Dr: **Clicking pen** Interesting, and what about that is upseting to you?
Me: I mean everything I guess, everything I know is ju-
Dr: **clicking doesn't stop**
Me: **Looks over in horror to see doctors BIG MEATY CLAWS**
These claws aint just for attracting mates
best comment award
@@jesseeodom2891 bring it on, old man! Bring it on!!
Dr: **stops noticing your expression** this might stem from your fear of death we turn into crabs. We all die? You: Well that’s just dumb
This is the best bday present ever
(I know it wasn't for me but idc)