The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes

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  • @borko1990
    @borko1990  Рік тому +120

    Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90

  • @iggyman783
    @iggyman783 2 роки тому +11694

    How Chris managed to stay alive 6 seasons is short of a miracle

    • @badvlogs4354
      @badvlogs4354 Рік тому +1213

      The miracle’s name was Anthony Soprano

    • @joeygavadeels2784
      @joeygavadeels2784 Рік тому +132

      You're so right very unrealistic.

    • @arsenal7950
      @arsenal7950 Рік тому +412

      I swear 😭 bro was an impulsive women beating junky

    • @jackhammer2506
      @jackhammer2506 Рік тому +356

      He definitely would have been killed in season 4 if he wasn't Tony's nephew

    • @peperb0y
      @peperb0y Рік тому +109

      Don’t you mean manuged

  • @TehGoddamnBatman
    @TehGoddamnBatman 4 роки тому +6247

    He went downhill after he stopped using positive visualization

  • @hoopsheavenpa
    @hoopsheavenpa 4 роки тому +14137

    Tony lecturing Christopher about “impulse control” is like Ginny lecturing Vito about portion control.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 4 роки тому +673

      The worst part about Tony was the hypocrisy.

    • @johnbrownspiers8242
      @johnbrownspiers8242 4 роки тому +256

      Like Jackie Jr tutoring AJ in Spanish

    • @MB-wo8ie
      @MB-wo8ie 4 роки тому +163

      @@johnbrownspiers8242 You are being very obliqué

    • @johnbrownspiers8242
      @johnbrownspiers8242 4 роки тому +10

      @@MB-wo8ie As oblique as piss on a driver's seat

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 4 роки тому +19

      💀💀💀💀

  • @nastasjakerkovic8939
    @nastasjakerkovic8939 Рік тому +1825

    1:57 ''this is a union safety official'' deadpan delivery while pointing to christopher looking goofy as hell with that oversized helmet has me deadddddddddd

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 10 місяців тому +113

      Can you imagine that, one day you’re the union safety official, the next you’re getting your SEC license?

    • @williamcopeland9087
      @williamcopeland9087 7 місяців тому +44

      Hard hats are pretty much one size fits all. The webbing suspension that clips in is what changes in size

    • @ianlarkin2649
      @ianlarkin2649 7 місяців тому +22

      @@williamcopeland9087 very allegorical

    • @nelphrim7261
      @nelphrim7261 6 місяців тому +28

      Same with his "we shall return" with the finesse.

    • @KevinFarrell-hc3wn
      @KevinFarrell-hc3wn 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@williamcopeland9087 I am sure that everyone appreciates your two cents. Now we all know how smarter you are than everyone else.

  • @Nurkomusic
    @Nurkomusic Рік тому +1029

    Also don't forget the scene where Adrianna said "you were saying she had a nice ass" and his response was "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" hahahaha

    • @Thot-StompaSigma
      @Thot-StompaSigma 7 місяців тому

      The fact it worked was sad, I always felt bad for Ade

    • @barbosaluiz
      @barbosaluiz 3 місяці тому +76

      That was pretty smart for Christopher's standard

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 23 дні тому +3

      ​@@barbosaluiztbf true lol

    • @scottiesmith3332
      @scottiesmith3332 11 днів тому +1

      @@barbosaluizi was thinking the same lol

  • @briangreen1781
    @briangreen1781 4 роки тому +2739

    Note to self: Never mouth off to someone while wearing a neck brace.

  • @TremblingKiwis
    @TremblingKiwis 4 роки тому +3016

    "Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership, huh?!"
    " A G H "

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 4 роки тому +105

      Fuck, why did this comment make me cry of laughter?
      Well played.

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 4 роки тому +3

      @@doublea6586 I don’t get it?

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 4 роки тому +86

      @@redwingsfan3621 the noise Chrissie makes when Tony grabs his neck. I don't know why I found it so hilarious.

    • @christiancharles2866
      @christiancharles2866 3 роки тому +5

      @@doublea6586 Jackie he was doing a drug deal with these black guys. They shot him, he's like Dead!!

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 3 роки тому +33

      Sil’s expression at 0:42 is great

  • @granther
    @granther 4 роки тому +6233

    Adriana: “My uterus got pierced.” Christopher: “Both of them???”

  • @VerifiedFiveIron
    @VerifiedFiveIron 2 роки тому +2755

    Christopher was like Notredamus. A few seasons later, everyone was questioning Tony's leadership.

    • @danman1202
      @danman1202 2 роки тому +750

      you mean quasimoto the hunchback of notre dame

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338 2 роки тому +199

      @@danman1202 interesting how they’re so similar

    • @wee7750
      @wee7750 2 роки тому +124

      Very allegorical

    • @Robin-399
      @Robin-399 Рік тому +35

      They’re completely different things

    • @ilyaelbert6755
      @ilyaelbert6755 Рік тому +110

      you mean Nosetradamus....aka the shah of iran.

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 3 роки тому +783

    whenever Chris wears a hat of some sort I can't help but laugh my ass off, high point being the fishing lure one

    • @FHRiley-yk9by
      @FHRiley-yk9by Рік тому +4

      He was down on Toms River in Denny Najarian's boat.

    • @atownpronoun
      @atownpronoun Рік тому +14

      He never had the eyebrows of a varsity hat aficionado 😂

  • @allgoldproductions
    @allgoldproductions 4 роки тому +5465

    I always liked how Tony was pissed at Chris for stealing those watches from the Fed Ex truck, but storms out clearly taking some of them with him.

    • @colderplasma
      @colderplasma 3 роки тому +478

      Well obviously, they're already stolen at that point

    • @irishmacky8773
      @irishmacky8773 3 роки тому +281

      He's gotta have his taste

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 2 роки тому +75

      If you look close he took 2 watches

    • @kevinbergin9971
      @kevinbergin9971 2 роки тому +42

      @@mikedawolf95 "Some" of them.

    • @erkkijunkkarinen9303
      @erkkijunkkarinen9303 2 роки тому +132

      I like how he is pissed that Chrissy did it in broad daylight, while he himself shoots someone in broad daylight in public a few episodes later.

  • @irepWESTofLONDON
    @irepWESTofLONDON 4 роки тому +4113

    Christopher never had the makings of a varsity intellectual.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 роки тому +178

      Small brain, that was his problem.

    • @dondajulah4168
      @dondajulah4168 4 роки тому +32

      Too bad they never found a cure for human-itis

    • @dondajulah4168
      @dondajulah4168 4 роки тому +8

      @Steve Turowski That shit was real? I say the movie, I thought it was bullshit.

    • @juztenable
      @juztenable 4 роки тому +10

      True, although for a time he was the hair apparent.

    • @juztenable
      @juztenable 4 роки тому +2

      @@shriharihudli Yes daddy always said.

  • @mikemurphy3090
    @mikemurphy3090 4 роки тому +2005

    Only 7 minutes 28 seconds must be part one of 50

    • @Thurmanatr16
      @Thurmanatr16 4 роки тому +9

      Mike Murphy haha, was thinking the same thing!

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah right? There's not even the "his house looked like shit" in here

    • @ScarabChris
      @ScarabChris 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah no doubt, there could be a whole season of his fuck ups. But that last line was funny as shit...."aren't they insured?"

    • @gfoursux9
      @gfoursux9 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/AtUFTjBi_7w/v-deo.html

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 3 роки тому

      He’s dyslexic

  • @joystick8384
    @joystick8384 2 роки тому +1899

    Vito's safety hat at 06:32 is still the funniest part of that episode.

    • @CaspianNomad
      @CaspianNomad 2 роки тому +266

      How'd I never notice that before, it looks like someone copy and pasted it on MS Paint

    • @kaaluha
      @kaaluha 2 роки тому +10

      @@CaspianNomad LMFAOO

    • @georgesmith151
      @georgesmith151 Рік тому +15

      I hadn’t noticed that before 💀

    • @oscaraiken5484
      @oscaraiken5484 Рік тому +30

      I was looking for someone who noticed that. It looks so goofy 😂

    • @pockyeatingpanda
      @pockyeatingpanda Рік тому +16

      This just made me laugh way too hard

  • @cousinzeke4888
    @cousinzeke4888 Рік тому +216

    "I'd like to kill the prick, you hear that prick?!"
    My favorite Chris quote.

  • @jasonb.1670
    @jasonb.1670 4 роки тому +2088

    Get a pastry box and fill it with Webistics stock, fiber optic cable, and a neck brace.

  • @anywaythewindblows8912
    @anywaythewindblows8912 3 роки тому +2614

    Sil’s expression at 0:42 was perfect. He knew Christopher crossed the line and was gonna face Tony’s wrath.

    • @kimberlyscott6354
      @kimberlyscott6354 2 роки тому +187

      When all 3 of them are telling him to SHUT UP you'd think he'd get it

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack 2 роки тому +127

      Not even a made guy and he thinks he can "question the boss's leadership"

    • @razorhog8
      @razorhog8 2 роки тому +82

      I love Sil's facial expressions. He's one of, if not the smartest guy in the show. The eyebrow when Tony says how Chrissy died...he knew right away!

    • @mikeelek9713
      @mikeelek9713 Рік тому +15

      Yeah, I think everyone in the group knew that. "I say we go to Defcon 4." Ah, to be young and eager and mouthy. Been there.

    • @2Smoove616
      @2Smoove616 Рік тому

      And pussy showing him the hand 😂

  • @dailyoptions7832
    @dailyoptions7832 4 роки тому +3905

    Gandolfini looked so healthy and young in early seasons, just a drastic decline as you all may see in season 6... you know he wasnt controlling himself eating and drinking without any exercise...what a real life tragedy....RIP big guy

    • @bond10151
      @bond10151 4 роки тому +295

      Yea it kinda reminds me of the office with Stanley in the first season compared to later seasons also

    • @evyatarhadar8325
      @evyatarhadar8325 4 роки тому +55

      He sure looked healthier back then, but he was still pretty obese.

    • @R.R.R.465
      @R.R.R.465 4 роки тому +279

      A lot of top guys had dark moods

    • @gumballwatterson2020
      @gumballwatterson2020 4 роки тому +390

      he had a cocaine and alcohol addiction iirc

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 3 роки тому +324

      that's exactly why he was such a good actor, artists like him get lost in their craft and almost lose their mind, that's why he's on another level compared to even the best actors there is.
      there are a lot of people that see him as a level above even the likes of Pacino and De Niro.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 3 роки тому +987

    the way Michael Imperioli delivers is 10/10
    *he took a shot at me, he tried to kill furio, we're MADE*
    he sounds like an actual made guy that can't believe Tony is letting a 'sucker' off the hook for taking a shot at made guys.

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah he did

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 2 роки тому +60

      It's amazing there's thing you may not heard of it's called acting

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC 2 роки тому +1

      @@cloudsombrero what a cunty response.

    • @NotSoRandom_
      @NotSoRandom_ Рік тому +38

      @@cloudsombrero yes but Imperioli masters it in Chrissy

    • @darth856
      @darth856 Рік тому +11

      @@cloudsombrero but there's good acting and bad acting.

  • @capassoman
    @capassoman 2 роки тому +1373

    1:30 I love how Tony sets up Chris with the joke he told mikey, “Hows the boy?” but chris misses it and says “how am i???”

    • @amaanashraf5559
      @amaanashraf5559 2 роки тому +287

      Made it realistic

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 2 роки тому +124

      So glad someone else caught that. I just realized and went to type this but then I saw your comment 😂😂

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 2 роки тому +18

      I'd give this 100 likes if I could

    • @arthurmead5341
      @arthurmead5341 2 роки тому +5

      explain

    • @ritenac6770
      @ritenac6770 2 роки тому +257

      @@arthurmead5341 Chris was supposed to respond with ‘the boy?’ or something similar like Mike’s Palmice did after the sit down with Junior, and Tony would then say ‘the boy you’re fucking’. But Chris being pissed off just vented

  • @jokerraton8183
    @jokerraton8183 3 роки тому +719

    "Defcon 4"
    Defcon 1 is the highest level. 4 is barely anything.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 роки тому +31

      I wish I saw these comments. I just said that.

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 Рік тому +39

      I know, he basically demanded everyone look both ways before crossing the street!

    • @followengland_ballsonig2938
      @followengland_ballsonig2938 Рік тому +3

      always wit da scenarios

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 8 місяців тому +4

      anthony jr. says the same thing in one of the last episodes, can't tell if it's intentional or if the writers just dont know how the defcon scale works

    • @AwesomeReshiram
      @AwesomeReshiram 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@orangy57is he meant to be stupid? then yeah its intentional stupidity

  • @nycommittee5859
    @nycommittee5859 4 роки тому +1142

    "You gotta exercise impulse control" That line coming from Tony is hilarious.

    • @onlinealias622
      @onlinealias622 3 роки тому +42

      Do as i say, not as i do

    • @snoopdiss2300
      @snoopdiss2300 Рік тому

      Considering he fucked anything with a pulse

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Рік тому +36

      That’s the running theme of the show; that most of the characters are hypocrites and half of them lack any self-awareness. Those who pointed out the hypocrisy either end up losing the connection they had or end up dead.

    • @heythatsacoolsn
      @heythatsacoolsn Рік тому +3

      @@MoskHotel most characters also had a habit of wanting to better themselves, hearing smarter people give legitimately good advice, and being too stupid to understand the advice, and instead parrots it back in their own lives to people who disappoint them.

  • @DavidTheRoss
    @DavidTheRoss 3 роки тому +4937

    Chris “I’m sorry T” Moltisanti
    Jackie “My fawthah” Jr
    Paulie “This is the boss of the family” Walnuts
    Phil “20 fuckin years” Leotardo

    • @blatheringblathers347
      @blatheringblathers347 3 роки тому +310

      Feech "Oogatz" La Manna
      Richie "Beansie is a shopping cart" Aprile

    • @dd7aa
      @dd7aa 3 роки тому +31

      Lol great stuff

    • @VasilyMusic
      @VasilyMusic 3 роки тому +318

      more like Paulie "hehehe" Walnuts

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 3 роки тому +412

      Adrianna "Chris-ta-fah!" La Cerva

    • @blatheringblathers347
      @blatheringblathers347 3 роки тому +112

      And who couldn't forget...... Valery "the Interior Decorator"!

  • @TomSmith-dp9zb
    @TomSmith-dp9zb Рік тому +158

    i love the looks exchanged between patsy and chris when they mention the fiber optic cable. "worth a lot of money?" "we should steal it" "yeah maybe we should" all conveyed with smirks.

  • @petette4442
    @petette4442 Рік тому +110

    "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" this should be like 8 hours long

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock 9 місяців тому +3

      Don't disrespect the christaparlor

  • @Conservative1001BG
    @Conservative1001BG 4 роки тому +2286

    This Borko...more creative than Spielberg

    • @holetohell4140
      @holetohell4140 4 роки тому +26

      Jackie jrs father was a made man

    • @REVIVALFitness
      @REVIVALFitness 4 роки тому +4

      This is one of the best

    • @JAHamilton77
      @JAHamilton77 4 роки тому +44

      If Borko doesn’t do something, I gotta question his leadership

    • @JAHamilton77
      @JAHamilton77 4 роки тому +2

      HoleToHell so was his father’s brother

    • @holetohell4140
      @holetohell4140 4 роки тому

      JAHamilton77 those who want respect give respect

  • @SaunKrystian
    @SaunKrystian 4 роки тому +1029

    You preach all this Sopranos stuff, but were the ones down here liking and commenting while mexican dramas are taking over youtube.

    • @johnsmith8125
      @johnsmith8125 4 роки тому +198

      It's anti Italian discrimination

    • @trollpolice
      @trollpolice 4 роки тому +120

      This ‘Little Thing of Ours’ is turning into ‘Esta Cosita De Nosotros’

    • @rubenskywalkerredlanternda5620
      @rubenskywalkerredlanternda5620 4 роки тому +65

      shutup how dare you question his leadership he’s the boss of the channel

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 4 роки тому +22

      @@johnsmith8125 Inna the South we a hate novellas

    • @isaiasreynajr.2432
      @isaiasreynajr.2432 4 роки тому +3

      What? You don’t like Mexicans??
      We do what we do Ese!! 🤣🤣

  • @berlinocelot
    @berlinocelot 4 роки тому +716

    That's right Borko go home and get my clips ready.

  • @DistantLights
    @DistantLights 2 роки тому +66

    I love watching dumb and dumber just sit there while Chris and Adrianna fight

    • @rwall3450
      @rwall3450 Рік тому +7

      Yeah the 2 of them weren’t too bright….

  • @zach8483
    @zach8483 2 роки тому +105

    “ You're doing an excellent job, allow yourself to take pleasure in that. ” There's plenty of amazing Tony quotes but this one is my favorite, maybe it's the delivery, the happiness, the fact everything went according to plan. I don't know, I just love it.

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 Рік тому +8

      It’s exactly what he wanted to hear and while T may have genuinely meant it to a degree, he would’ve never said it to him if he didn’t think it would get the desired reaction from Chrissy.

  • @Boosted04GT
    @Boosted04GT 4 роки тому +873

    I wonder if Ade ever got Christopher's dinner ready.

  • @storminnorman7563
    @storminnorman7563 4 роки тому +882

    You should definitely do a compilation of people saying "look who it is/there he is!"

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 4 роки тому +108

      whaddaya hear, whaddaya say!

    • @storminnorman7563
      @storminnorman7563 4 роки тому +39

      @@KaelWrit License and registration.

    • @johnbrownspiers8242
      @johnbrownspiers8242 4 роки тому +27

      And another one just for the greetings when the person walks in right after a joke at their expense

    • @chloedog47
      @chloedog47 4 роки тому +16

      An ova here one example...Ralph Bunch ova here...Charles Schwab ova here...Trapper Joe ova Here 🤣

    • @gregaroivanalininovich9019
      @gregaroivanalininovich9019 4 роки тому +25

      Or a three-hour video of all the 'oooh's

  • @screw_bird
    @screw_bird 4 роки тому +593

    This is great acting from Michael imperioli they guy’s actually pretty brilliant

    • @Ror0009
      @Ror0009 3 роки тому +11

      He should be in every film like Richie Aprile actor

    • @jameshoran8
      @jameshoran8 3 роки тому +15

      He really nailed the portrayal of Andrew Cuomo in Escape from Dannenova. Captured his arrogance and know it all personality.

    • @adeosinowo3197
      @adeosinowo3197 3 роки тому +31

      So true, i liked his scenes the most, he brings a unique energy to the Moltisanti character. Very underated actor & his portrayal of an addict has great nuances that both addicts & non-addicts can appreciate on various levels.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 3 роки тому +9

      @@adeosinowo3197 Agreed. I always felt empathy for most if not all of the characters on the show (props to good writing and acting) but with Chris it was exciting because of his erratic energy

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 2 роки тому

      Nah he's your typical california pretentious hipster.

  • @t_hetty1758
    @t_hetty1758 2 роки тому +129

    I love that Christopher is trying to be tough while wearing the neck brace.

  • @g.estrell
    @g.estrell 3 роки тому +75

    The uncle/nephew relationship of Christopher and Tony is even more tragic and painful after watching The Many Saints of Newark.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 2 роки тому +36

      The true tragedy here is having to watch many saints of Newark

    • @cody42693
      @cody42693 Місяць тому +2

      ​@stproducciones9140 I liked it but it was very forgettable after you watched it. It obviously will never compare to the Sopranos, but man it's such an afterthought. kinda watch it to get some extra info then move on type of thing.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 Місяць тому

      Many saints felt like a fan fic by someone who didnt understand The Sopranos

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 4 роки тому +576

    Secretly every one of the guys respected Chris for threatening Tony's leadership

    • @syedahmed7130
      @syedahmed7130 3 роки тому +95

      Yeah cause Chrissy was dumb enough to do their dirty work

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 2 роки тому +19

      No they didn't

    • @Wombats-1
      @Wombats-1 2 роки тому +110

      @@Whiteboykun sure they did. He would talk all kinds of shit they were secretly thinking buy could never say to him directly. I know I would

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 2 роки тому +120

      @@Wombats-1 No they didn't. This was season 1. Nobody disliked Tony. He wasn't starting a war with New York yet, he hadn't promoted Chris over Patsy, none of the bad shit had happened yet. Everyone was younger, healthier (relatively), happier. And in the Meadowlands episode nobody knew he was seeing a shrink. Your comment would definitely apply at the tail end of season 5 though.

    • @bobthornton9730
      @bobthornton9730 2 роки тому +10

      @@Whiteboykun Honestly you could say it at the end of s4

  • @MisterRay11
    @MisterRay11 4 роки тому +422

    The look on Tony’s face when Christopher says “aren’t they insured?”

    • @manny5141
      @manny5141 2 роки тому

      What a comment. Such a clown 🤡

  • @TheStonerosesHQ
    @TheStonerosesHQ 4 роки тому +2239

    The bit when Christopher was arguing with Tony about killing Jackie jr he was 100% right that time

    • @bearcat648
      @bearcat648 4 роки тому +326

      In terms of the goal, yes, but Tony had to consider it from multiple angles. What he wound up doing was put the burden on Ralph, which meant it still got done, but it was a subtle way of getting back at him while exercising his authority as boss. Plus, an investigation would lead away from anyone who was at the game that night.

    • @PepeNuclear
      @PepeNuclear 4 роки тому +30

      @@bearcat648 Fuckin Queaahs!

    • @T11639
      @T11639 4 роки тому +24

      definitely on the nose with that one!

    • @chrishood7968
      @chrishood7968 4 роки тому +111

      Tony didn’t really want to kill Jackie that’s why he left it up to Ralph thinking he would give him a pass .

    • @bearcat648
      @bearcat648 4 роки тому +95

      @@chrishood7968 He didn't want to on a personal level, but I don't think he imagined that Ralph would give him a pass. Both of them knew it had to be done, but you're right, neither of them wanted to do it, or be forced to make that decision.

  • @guitarest452452
    @guitarest452452 2 роки тому +88

    1:45 "Get Him Outta here!!" I can't imagine the hell that Chrissy must have been causing the foreman to make him pay up the "union dues" but the funniest part is Tony knew who was best for the job!

  • @AndyHatesMovies
    @AndyHatesMovies 2 роки тому +22

    i know this video is abt chris, but i can’t help but notice how reserved tony can be in the first season. ofc he was still off the walls with his anger issues but he had a lot more confidence and wit, even when he’s confronting christopher after he grabs his face he just grins like a happy camper and casually rolls out. i’ve been watching the later seasons, and he’s just so paranoid and helpless to his own misery. by season six he’s practically a stranger. this show is too good

  • @Carlos_Balli
    @Carlos_Balli 4 роки тому +327

    So Vito dressed as the construction worker from the village people wasn’t a clue for any of youse 👷‍♂️

    • @TheReubenKincaid
      @TheReubenKincaid 4 роки тому +16

      He tried to get into the John Travolta suit ..almost there

    • @getschwifty9531
      @getschwifty9531 4 роки тому +11

      @@TheReubenKincaid Saturday night fever...whatever happened there.

    • @hankgonzalez6074
      @hankgonzalez6074 4 роки тому +9

      He should’ve dressed as the Indian from the “Fukawee” tribe and blamed it on his blood pressure pills.

    • @Lennyy15
      @Lennyy15 3 роки тому +3

      lmao OMG STOP

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 2 роки тому

      If I were a carpenter, and you were a douche bag

  • @guchimejn9255
    @guchimejn9255 4 роки тому +204

    half Chris half "im sorry T"

  • @possiblepilotdeviation5791
    @possiblepilotdeviation5791 4 роки тому +451

    To make matter worse, Chris has the DEFCON system backwards. It increases in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe)

    • @LukeHarold
      @LukeHarold 4 роки тому +55

      Ralph Bunche ova heeaaa

    • @hankgonzalez6074
      @hankgonzalez6074 4 роки тому +42

      That’s what happens when you’re ostrified from your glorified crew. A little disentery among the troops.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +14

      Chrissy neva hadda makings of a varsity math student.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 3 роки тому +9

      Chris saw it in a movie and thought it was bullshit

    • @clicheguevara9917
      @clicheguevara9917 3 роки тому +3

      so chrissy was right when he suggested going to 4

  • @CaptainTrips560
    @CaptainTrips560 2 роки тому +206

    Patsy’s line about “you should try sitting here from 10:30-3” is great

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 3 роки тому +86

    They filmed the sopranos where I grew up. So The Sopranos has a special place in my heart. I used to see them filming all the time.
    My family had friends who were neighbors with the soprano house; before the show was filmed. It’s a beautiful area.
    Lastly, My sister ran into the actor who played Chris twice, and he was very kind to her both times.

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je Рік тому +2

      Have it put on your headstone that's one hell of a legacy

    • @xlnuniex
      @xlnuniex Рік тому +7

      @@RS-xq6je unfortunately you pay by the letter
      Total bummer

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je Рік тому +1

      @@xlnuniex OK then just make sure they spell your name correctly

    • @xlnuniex
      @xlnuniex Рік тому +1

      @@RS-xq6je I must know… what’s going on your headstone?

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je Рік тому +4

      @@xlnuniex probably good riddance lol, not something I've given thought too in my adult life by the time I'm brown bread they'll probably have LED screens on the stones so that the people who knew me can leave heartfelt insults

  • @robertc6226
    @robertc6226 4 роки тому +233

    Next to Tony, he was easily the most critical to the show. Great character and phenomenal acting.

  • @Hagfan789
    @Hagfan789 4 роки тому +162

    This should include every scene that Christopher was in..

    • @sidefx996
      @sidefx996 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @tuneupcomputing
      @tuneupcomputing 4 роки тому +8

      Umbrella Nose really casts a shadow over the whole operation.

    • @chopper3157
      @chopper3157 4 роки тому

      BINGO !

    • @dbag3345
      @dbag3345 3 роки тому +1

      except when he's holding a gun.

  • @kena7007
    @kena7007 4 роки тому +184

    I swear Christopher turns into Spider at the flip of a switch.

    • @T11639
      @T11639 4 роки тому +16

      Another Goodfellas alert at 3:23!

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 3 роки тому +7

      He ain't alright

    • @stupendous1068
      @stupendous1068 Рік тому +4

      Shame he never said his trademark line; "Why don't you go fuck yourself" in Sopranos.

  • @thechosen_3616
    @thechosen_3616 3 роки тому +26

    Christopher: Does this look like the senate to you T
    Tony: I am the senate

  • @Nunya100
    @Nunya100 Рік тому +12

    Tony wanted nothing to do with the FedEx robbery but walked out with that watch 😂😂😂

  • @juanm3463
    @juanm3463 4 роки тому +108

    Tony’s acting is amazing I’ve seen every single mob movie around and been around some some guys and he is the most genuine act. It’s refreshing to watch. Rip

  • @DR-hy6zw
    @DR-hy6zw 4 роки тому +110

    He was usin 1/4th of his brain the whole way ovaaaa!

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 4 роки тому +1

      how about that cheese under the table?

    • @albertbarese1498
      @albertbarese1498 4 роки тому +3

      Could you imagine using a quarter of your brain the whole way over

    • @MrEd-ft6ge
      @MrEd-ft6ge 4 роки тому

      @@albertbarese1498 some people are out there stuffin' themselves.

    • @DR-hy6zw
      @DR-hy6zw 4 роки тому

      Albert Barese fuck you you fuckin parakeet

    • @seniledocsantoro9421
      @seniledocsantoro9421 4 роки тому +1

      🎶Young & Tall & Natural Canopy🎶

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 4 роки тому +92

    I still can't stop laughing at Silvio's ironic "Always with the scenarios" comment.

  • @Luke-rt9bx
    @Luke-rt9bx 3 роки тому +76

    The “what happens I decide. Now you don’t love me anymore that breaks my heart, well you don’t gotta love me BUT you WILL respect me” was one of the most intense lines of the series in my personal opinion (not that my opinion really matters to anyone)

    • @reubena7854
      @reubena7854 2 роки тому +6

      Tony's intense stare coupled with that line delivery is one of the best moments of the whole show!

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 роки тому +3

      I remember me and my brother burst out laughing one time just after he said that because we couldn't believe how full on he was

  • @nonamepleasespecify
    @nonamepleasespecify Рік тому +10

    "I'm sorry T." - Christopher's character summed up in 1 sentence.

    • @ColdSoDuh
      @ColdSoDuh 17 днів тому

      Shit is so annoying 😂

  • @Goodzz
    @Goodzz 4 роки тому +60

    As far as the FBI knows, Ade is somewhere getting Chris’ dinner ready

  • @joeyoung6987
    @joeyoung6987 4 роки тому +66

    “My friends have abandoned me. I’ve been totally f*ckin’ ostra-fied.”

  • @dwightsmith9547
    @dwightsmith9547 4 роки тому +94

    1:31 Tony tries to pull the same joke he did with Mikey "The one you sleep with"

    • @jeremygunther9403
      @jeremygunther9403 3 роки тому +12

      I never thought about that, a great call. we've all done that in real life too, and the second person we say it to answers differently so it falls apart.

    • @zachhi89
      @zachhi89 2 роки тому

      I think Tony must have used that joke on Chrissy dozens of times before and now Chrissy just doesn’t answer it bc he knows what’s coming

  • @unknownfrequency7024
    @unknownfrequency7024 10 місяців тому +4

    Christopher is the symbol of “we should fire him but he’s trying”

  • @fleatactical7390
    @fleatactical7390 Рік тому +12

    1:16 What I tell my kids every day. With that hand gesture too.

  • @johnnymoondog9474
    @johnnymoondog9474 4 роки тому +157

    "I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Deans"

  • @_JM-
    @_JM- 4 роки тому +208

    Adriana went from slapping Christopher back to begging him to stop ! they changed a lot of things in the later seasons

    • @environmentart
      @environmentart 4 роки тому +61

      she never had the makings of a varsity pugalist

    • @VerifiedFiveIron
      @VerifiedFiveIron 3 роки тому +3

      @@environmentart 😆

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 2 роки тому +127

      My theory is that her becoming an informant really messed with her personality and confidence

    • @algerianmapper6344
      @algerianmapper6344 2 роки тому +9

      @@stproducciones9140 yeah that makes sense

    • @NotSoRandom_
      @NotSoRandom_ Рік тому

      @@stproducciones9140 amongst other things

  • @charliesantos9702
    @charliesantos9702 4 роки тому +40

    After watching Talking Sopranos, I have a whole new level of appreciation for Christopher's character and Michael's acting

  • @Guru316
    @Guru316 Рік тому +20

    Tony telling Chris to use impulse control is probably one of the most ironic moments in the whole show.

  • @zain9866
    @zain9866 Рік тому +7

    “Always with the scenarios”-Sil
    Cracks me up every time

  • @maggotsic3
    @maggotsic3 4 роки тому +74

    HBO: "DRAWING HEAT TO A QUARTER BILLION SOPRANOS CLIPS?"
    Borko: "Aren't they insured?"
    HBO:....

    • @anderssanderson4073
      @anderssanderson4073 4 роки тому +2

      Borko: "Rudolfo mentioned something ..."
      HBO: "Aww Jesus Christ, if I wanted Rudolfo in charge! ..."

  • @mickeywalnuts2406
    @mickeywalnuts2406 4 роки тому +143

    That look of intimidation when Tony is walking away from Christopher after telling him to go down to the brokerage is frightening 😂😂😂. Best show ever!!

  • @anthonynasti1279
    @anthonynasti1279 4 роки тому +45

    I feel like Imperioli is the furthest from his character in real life out of all of them, which makes these moments all the more brilliant.

    • @zh1482
      @zh1482 3 роки тому +10

      James was actually a nice guy in real life

    • @Dan6erous
      @Dan6erous Рік тому

      David Proval

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 Рік тому +3

      They are actors. Which is artistic. They ALL are very far from their characters. These are the kids in high school who skipped classes to hang out in the Drama and Choir rooms and Band rooms.

    • @barney10240
      @barney10240 Рік тому +1

      ​@@johnroscoe2406I think the guy whom play Paulie was the closest, since he's used to be associated.

  • @mk-fv5ut
    @mk-fv5ut 3 роки тому +27

    This show was an absolute masterpiece

  • @mozes88
    @mozes88 Рік тому +3

    "We shall return" Slurping on his coffee sarcastically... Amazing!

  • @mistrimeat
    @mistrimeat 4 роки тому +44

    6:32 LMAO Vito in that hardhat, wearing it all up high on his head and shit.

  • @mariod1547
    @mariod1547 4 роки тому +67

    4:30 Hilarious how Chris tries to save face after she slapped him back in front of the guys. "Yeah that's it, go home and get my dinner ready". Nice try

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 2 роки тому +5

      Now go home and get my shinebox ready.

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 4 роки тому +79

    That face Sil makes at the start, I made the same one throughout this video

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 2 роки тому +20

    Silvio's expression at 0:41 is priceless. Like when Georgie speaks. It's like he knows the exact moment Tony will lose it.

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger Рік тому +14

    That's why Christopher was such a great character. There were times when he was definitely pretty sharp and on top of things but other times like these where he's just a hotheaded impulsive moron. They all seem to have their good and bad moments. It's part of what makes it one of the greatest shows ever made.

    • @jimmyreece5781
      @jimmyreece5781 Рік тому

      When was his sharp moments?

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger Рік тому +2

      @@jimmyreece5781 he had a few here and there. not a lot but a few. him being a crazed drug fiend didn't exactly help things.

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 3 роки тому +42

    Amazing character, and Imperiolli's acting was absolutely top notch.

  • @kamster518
    @kamster518 4 роки тому +48

    The way vitto wears his work helmet gets me every time

  • @midnightsun2085
    @midnightsun2085 4 роки тому +26

    Chris: "I love you"
    Jesus Christ, this guy with the scenario.

  • @majordrumkill
    @majordrumkill Рік тому +13

    5:35 is one of my favorite lines in the whole series... "You don't gotta love me, but you WILL respect me."

  • @Giannis_V82
    @Giannis_V82 Рік тому +11

    For such a serious, multi dark-themed series, The Sopranos managed to even be a far superior comedy than actual comedy TV shows. The best of the best.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 11 місяців тому +2

      Two of my favourite lines: cnrissy and Georgie dig up Emil kola's buddy: Georgie"is this him?" Chhrissy
      "that would be some fucking coincidence if it's not"
      Tony telling Christopher to take back the stolen truck:
      Chrissy "what shall I do about the dead guy?" Tony "keep rodding hm with a stick"

  • @tonyegg6104
    @tonyegg6104 4 роки тому +85

    He's the Hair Apparent

  • @markothwriter
    @markothwriter 3 роки тому +9

    SEC compliance officer, Film Producer, Union Safety Officer, Record Producer..... Is there nothing that Chrissie can't do?

  • @duckasarus3663
    @duckasarus3663 4 роки тому +53

    "Borko are you posting our clips again?" - Hbo, Borko - " I de dnt"

    • @R.R.R.465
      @R.R.R.465 4 роки тому +1

      Broke just snorted a little shoe polish, he was making collections last night and wanted to sleep

  • @stephenpenrice1230
    @stephenpenrice1230 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for not naming this “The Sopranos but it’s all Christopher Moltisanti being stupid.“

  • @Unknown-ch000
    @Unknown-ch000 3 роки тому +10

    “Yea that’s it go home get my dinner ready”🤣🤣

  • @eirekraut9423
    @eirekraut9423 3 роки тому +8

    "Hey how's the Borko? "
    "I got HBO up the crack of my ass and I'm starvin' ta death"

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 4 роки тому +106

    Borko gets it, he knows how this works, he knows how to keep his mouth shut. Rodolfo and Cineranter are a disgrace, I'm disgusted I can't even say their names.

    • @chaddean4461
      @chaddean4461 4 роки тому +5

      I love seeing your comments on these videos

    • @JohnDoe-od7ye
      @JohnDoe-od7ye 4 роки тому +12

      Calm down Philly. You don't want to have another heart attack and have to hold Tony's fat hand in the hospital.

    • @bigalthecrusher
      @bigalthecrusher 4 роки тому +7

      You know the wine makes you emotional

    • @maceface2892
      @maceface2892 4 роки тому +2

      Hey Phil, anyone ever tell ya you look like the Shah of Iran?

    • @phillipharrison9144
      @phillipharrison9144 4 роки тому

      @@maceface2892 Who?

  • @rugger104
    @rugger104 4 роки тому +40

    Where did Kuner get the balls to question Borko’s leadership?

    • @jiovanysoltero923
      @jiovanysoltero923 4 роки тому

      None questions Borkos leadership

    • @rb-ln3fo
      @rb-ln3fo 4 роки тому +1

      If I find him, I am doing him tonight!

    • @themistoklestheodosopoulos6253
      @themistoklestheodosopoulos6253 4 роки тому +1

      Kuner is a fucking joke. Don't even say his name. Its that Rodolpho who needs to go. Big time.

    • @tonyegg6104
      @tonyegg6104 4 роки тому

      You do what your told, when your told!

    • @rb-ln3fo
      @rb-ln3fo 4 роки тому

      @@tonyegg6104 Fuck all this wise guy shit, the only ones who play by the rules are us!

  • @FromThe36thChamber
    @FromThe36thChamber Рік тому +7

    That “we shall return” at 2:17 is one of my favorite deliveries of any line ever

  • @bandit8770
    @bandit8770 Рік тому +25

    I like how Tony tried to do the “how’s the boy” bit on Christopher, but he probably fell for it too much so he knew how to respond.

  • @bradtitsenpolo3931
    @bradtitsenpolo3931 4 роки тому +50

    Use your head Rodolfo. Throwing heat to a quarter million view upload.

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 4 роки тому +59

    You don't gotta love Rudolfo, but you WILL respect Borko

  • @jiovanysoltero923
    @jiovanysoltero923 4 роки тому +52

    I say we go to Defcom 4 Borko

  • @Rico-pv1gx
    @Rico-pv1gx 3 місяці тому +2

    Silvio was in disbelief, Chris had the audacity to say he “questions Tony leadership “

  • @119Agent
    @119Agent Рік тому +5

    Patsy set up Christopher so good with the fiber optic cable heist. He walked right into it.

  • @MarkyD1967
    @MarkyD1967 3 роки тому +18

    “You’re lucky a man I loved died today”! That line always cracks me up...🤣

    • @mattmaccaronio5990
      @mattmaccaronio5990 Рік тому +3

      I use that one a good amount even if no one I loved died that day

  • @jacobmccaffrey3675
    @jacobmccaffrey3675 Рік тому +6

    When Tony is on one of his Gary Cooper rants while bickering with Sil in the car, and Christopher butts in with “He was gay, Gary Cooper?” And Tony snaps “NO!! Are you listening to me!?” Always gets me laughing.

  • @akultisgod5538
    @akultisgod5538 Рік тому +41

    "i dont know why you cant use a lighter to cook your shit like normal people"- adriana
    as if normal people cook heroin in their apartment 😂

    • @tomterrell3088
      @tomterrell3088 Рік тому +3

      ln her orbit it is normal lol.

    • @ivyc3500
      @ivyc3500 Рік тому

      LOL

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 11 місяців тому

      Fuck jt I'm normal and I've cooked Heroin in my apartment. Not any more though thank god. That whole lifestyle becomes "normal," after a while. You just keep moving the boundaries of what you consider OK

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock 9 місяців тому

      You would be REALLY surprised.

  • @xacealienx
    @xacealienx 9 днів тому +4

    0:31 f'ing bazookas under each arm 😂