David Cross’ Plan to Fix The Mess We’re In | Worst Daddy in the World

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  • Опубліковано 7 бер 2024
  • Things are crazy out there, but David Cross has it all figured out. #davidcross #standup #comedy
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  • @audhdylan
    @audhdylan 4 місяці тому +8

    this gave me George Carlin vibes in the best way

  • @sollunaystars
    @sollunaystars 4 місяці тому +3

    Love loved this set!

  • @thetravalanche
    @thetravalanche 4 місяці тому

    Fuckin hilarious. David cross is a killer on the mic.

  • @jujenshrestha7584
    @jujenshrestha7584 4 місяці тому +8

    100% accurate!

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 4 місяці тому +6

    Always enjoy his work

  • @_space.pony_
    @_space.pony_ 4 місяці тому +8

    David Cross! Where you been, brother ☺️☺️

  • @riquipoo5578
    @riquipoo5578 4 місяці тому +6

    Too funny

  • @DrunkinCooking
    @DrunkinCooking 4 місяці тому

    The Gospel of David Cross

  • @thatcorpse
    @thatcorpse 4 місяці тому +2

    There are stories of teenager jesus. They're conflicting to modern Christian teachings now, so they got intentionally omitted.

    • @thatcorpse
      @thatcorpse 4 місяці тому +1

      Shout out to genetically modified skeptic for covering them.

  • @bushhippie7372
    @bushhippie7372 4 місяці тому +10

    Came running to the comments to laugh at the Bible thumpers whining over a comedy bit 😆

  • @kale936
    @kale936 4 місяці тому +2

    I can't fucking believe they clapped at that

  • @katherinejacoby5915
    @katherinejacoby5915 4 місяці тому

    David Cross, there's a whole entire book about young Jesus...it's scandalous & typical of pre-bar mitzvah boy hijinks as well as post BM years where he prolly smelled like onions & old celery😂😂😂

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 місяці тому

      Post BM... of course I thought "bowel movement"

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 4 місяці тому

    Someone is looking for a late night spot

  • @bgkclassic
    @bgkclassic 4 місяці тому +4

    Somebody write this guy some jokes.

  • @EZleasing
    @EZleasing 4 місяці тому +4

    No

  • @ericbartol
    @ericbartol 4 місяці тому +3

    We were made in Gods own image! Do you know why? Because the bible was written by humans. These human writers created God. What did they have to base God on? Humans! So, God bears a striking resemblance to humans.

  • @joshuacalkins
    @joshuacalkins 4 місяці тому +1

    DEI. Speaking of perverted. People are doing all sorts of evil shit in the name of DEI, but it sure is a slogan for patting yourself on the back.

  • @jenniferlemons2033
    @jenniferlemons2033 4 місяці тому +9

    Completely awful

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames 4 місяці тому +3

    The only one who is ridiculed and mocked....that SHOULD be telling to all, but it's not. Don't live in regret!!

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU 4 місяці тому +8

    Who would listen to a DEMOCRAT SELLOUT CUCK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The title is funnier than all

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 4 місяці тому +1

      it does not get more ironic than calling an anti-fascist, anti-theocratic, anti-capitalist stand-up comedian (going to blatant intentional lengths to call out all of that stupid sh!t) a "sell out". we just throwing out buzz words we clearly don't know meanings of now? haha, i bet that's literally all you are.
      in david goliath allegory, you are the one suck cuckling the giants' ballsack. david cross resents democrats more than you're (CLEARLY!) even capable of thinking, but fevered egos (hello.) ofc clutch for projected boogeyman bs as a lifeline... bc they (hi.) lack any/all critical thought and/or empathy ...don't yuh?... stupid f**k? (sup.)
      youtube search: "Why America Sucks at Everything" then recalibrate your shit.

    • @jscotthatcher380
      @jscotthatcher380 4 місяці тому +3

      tribalism is stupid.

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 4 місяці тому +5

    america was never great, what a disgraceful thing to say, the whole world dreams of coming here, and yet he lives here and pisses on it
    seems counterproductive to inject that into his show

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 4 місяці тому

      youtube search: "Why America Sucks at Everything" then recalibrate your shit.

    • @davidjoyce4566
      @davidjoyce4566 4 місяці тому +1

      You sound like someone who hasn’t seen the whole world.
      You also seem to be very un-American by complaining about an American exercising his free speech. Speech that doesn’t incite violence or put lives at risk.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 місяці тому

      When was America great? No one can ever tell me that part.

  • @rytai8597
    @rytai8597 4 місяці тому +11

    Crazy blasphemy, repent brother...

    • @Ganeden999
      @Ganeden999 4 місяці тому +5

      I know now why jesus didn't exist. 😁

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 4 місяці тому

      I hope you’re kidding.

    • @thatcorpse
      @thatcorpse 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@AndrewJawswhy? Because the fallible men that preach a book written by fallible men told you it's perfect and anything contrary is heresy?

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 4 місяці тому

      @@thatcorpse No, just the fact that people believe it is a little funny.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 місяці тому

      Or what?

  • @CurtosiusMaximus828
    @CurtosiusMaximus828 4 місяці тому +2

    Booooo. Not funny.

  • @casperazoyan8658
    @casperazoyan8658 4 місяці тому +4

    Hey stupid try reading the Bible. It does speak about Jesus at 12 years old

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 4 місяці тому

      we all know which pages kings & priests kept for themselves
      why else would supposed WORD OF GOD require any "versions"?
      "uhmm... uhhh... iiii think what god MEANT to say...!" - king james
      (bill hicks ref)

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 місяці тому +1

      And after 12, there’s no accounting for the next 18 years. John Prine wrote a song & album, “Jesus The Missing Years”. Good stuff… much funnier than what I just attempted to watch.

    • @northeastslingshot1664
      @northeastslingshot1664 4 місяці тому

      Fake deity argument.....😂

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 місяці тому

      Ya, there was the story of when child Jesus was straight up murdering other kids with his god-pwers and Joseph had to kick his ass and make him resurrect the kids he killed.

  • @Suzette_Lilyrose
    @Suzette_Lilyrose 4 місяці тому +2

    Jesus is the same person, in other faiths. One song. One truth. One God. One love.
    I’m spiritual (Oh, DMT space/spirit molecule). What I am not… is prejudice. Dreamt, Jesus. It’s a funny story. At the moment. Don’t feel called to share it. Right now, feel called to share, dreamt, The Emerald Tablet, Thoth. The Bible is the Beginning Instructions Before Leaving Earth. There is a theory… extraterrestrials implanted Mary. Cannot confirm or deny.
    We are here for a short time, compared to eternity 🪶⚖️🫀
    Didn’t find this clip particularly funny. Found it, tacky.
    In God We Trust
    God Bless 🕊️