Kirk Vs Picard - The Final Battle

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  • @davishkrail9539
    @davishkrail9539 9 років тому +135

    Any differences in firepower are obviously compensated for by the power of Kirk's awesomeness

    • @lukesargent7551
      @lukesargent7551 7 років тому +6

      Warp factor 1. Plot course for Starbase 12. Execute.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +1

      i concur!

    • @benhall4141
      @benhall4141 7 місяців тому

      And Kirks giant manhood

  • @terrywest111
    @terrywest111 10 років тому +154

    As much as a boss as Kirk was in combat, he would not just open fire on an unknown vessel without first hailing it.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 10 років тому +23

      Agreed.... As good as the editing was, this "Kirk vs. Picard" video essentially ends with Kirk murdering a thousand innocent people.

    • @krasnajazvezda2708
      @krasnajazvezda2708 10 років тому +12

      starsiegeplayer
      Picard uses human shields.

    • @TexasBarnRats
      @TexasBarnRats 7 років тому +7

      Nah...he merely euthanized pussy manginas that didn't deserve to live.

    • @nemass26
      @nemass26 7 років тому +2

      terrywest111 true. and by destroying the enterprise D he is destroying the future timeline

    • @jeffcarpenter153
      @jeffcarpenter153 7 років тому +4

      We come in peace. Shoot to kill, shoot to kill...Star Trekkin'...lol

  • @eldiablo555
    @eldiablo555 14 років тому +41

    Kirk is a man of action, Picard a man of words. In countless episodes Picard let the Enterprise get shot repeatedly before even CONSIDERING returning fire.

    • @michaelkelleypoetry
      @michaelkelleypoetry Рік тому +1

      True. And in the TNG episode Symbiosis, Picard told Dr. Crusher there was nothing he could do about the Brekkans exploiting the Onarans by making them addicted to a narcotic. If it had been Kirk, he'd have said, "Screw the Prime Directive!", and left Brekka just dust and rock in space.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 11 місяців тому +2

      Picard knows his vessel is damn near invincible. This gives him lots of time to pick his response and to gain allies for the Federation or at least respect.

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans 9 місяців тому

      ​@@crhu319Not with Scotty the miracle worker on the other side.

  • @thatblenderguy7566
    @thatblenderguy7566 Рік тому +17

    This Was Made Back In 1998 And It Still Entertains To This Day.

  • @michaelboyle779
    @michaelboyle779 6 років тому +16

    Picard if you want to try and prevent a war, but you want Kirk if you actually have to fight a war.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 6 років тому +1

      Yes.

    • @tomkalivoda
      @tomkalivoda Рік тому

      Sisko as well. Picard, if you have insomnia.

  • @uilleannaddict
    @uilleannaddict 16 років тому +21

    "Only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard..."
    -Weird Al

  • @christopherthorkon3997
    @christopherthorkon3997 Рік тому +3

    Well, I am a fan of both series, but I am old enough to remember when there was one, and only one, Star Trek. No II or III or IV, no Next Gen or Voyager. Just Star Trek. And, quite frankly, I am so happy that the original won out this time.

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 8 років тому +40

    The sequence of Picard screaming "All hands abandon ship!" as the bridge shakes violently, followed by the Enterpeise D explosion, then the looks of horror on Spock & Uhura's faces, followed by Kirk's emotionless stare - I can't stop laughing XD

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 2 роки тому +2

      1000 laughs

  • @beckiejbrown
    @beckiejbrown 11 років тому +32

    This is fantastic! Well done to whoever sourced all the clips! :D.

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 9 років тому +6

    Picard was a figurehead of a Captain, KIRK was a real Captain, willing to sacrifice himself before anyone else - Picard was always being shielded...

  • @doomvictor3934
    @doomvictor3934 4 роки тому +5

    I recall a joke about Picard sitting in a LOUNGE CHAIR, and Kirk sits in a COMMAND CHAIR LOL

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому +2

      True that.

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +2

    Rumor has it that the ladies could never get enough of Capt. Kirk firing "point blank"...Total man for the ages.

  • @rgazsy8366
    @rgazsy8366 8 років тому +16

    i know I am biased but I loved this clip. It showed how the original crew was more decisive and quicker to action. It also showed how Kirk was more of a leader making his own decisions as opposed to mediating a discussion of tactics by his crew.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 8 років тому +2

      allegory trump vs obama

  • @adrianvanleeuwen
    @adrianvanleeuwen Рік тому +3

    If there is any question on who is the best captain, this may help resolve that! Go Legacy Captain! LOL :)

  • @jamesharris37
    @jamesharris37 7 років тому +20

    Kirk has the most colorful ship! And the best music!

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 11 років тому +20

    The greatest reason Kirk is better than Picard: Kirk lived in a time where survival depended more on how experienced a tactician you were, not how you could speak their language. Therefore, Kirk has more combat experience, and he knew how to use "cowboy diplomacy" a whole lot better.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому +2

      @Wyatt Moyer
      Sisko would side with Kirk.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 7 місяців тому

      @@Idazmi7 Yes!

  • @GeorgiaJen
    @GeorgiaJen 7 років тому +14

    I first saw this when it first came out and was totally blown away. In terms of plot and editing it's still one of the best. Great job!

  • @talkingdonkey1817
    @talkingdonkey1817 Рік тому +2

    Damn right! The Enterprise has one, and only one, captain: James Tiberius Kirk.

  • @CR-vn3gp
    @CR-vn3gp 7 років тому +4

    Kirk would kick Picard's ass any fucking day! He rocked!

  • @rossydv
    @rossydv Рік тому +1

    Kirk understood the assignment .

  • @morlockmeat
    @morlockmeat 15 років тому +13

    I keep coming back to this! It's become my favorite Star Trek episode of all the Trek shows! Love it!

  • @elruffian163
    @elruffian163 8 років тому +7

    with kirks fire first ask questions later tactics .it was clear Picard didn't have enough time to get a battle plan together .kirk is a warrior captain and Picard is a thinking captain .but not a quick one

    • @justinbig10
      @justinbig10 8 років тому +4

      +elruffian163 Agreed! From a fist fight to a ship fight, Kirk is far better than Picard! Truth be told, the only advantage Picards ship has is Data, and even then, brain for circuit, I'd go with Spock!

    • @TowGunner
      @TowGunner 8 років тому +3

      I agree. Picard was the Neville Chamberlain of the galaxy.

    • @reasonandmoderation7805
      @reasonandmoderation7805 6 років тому

      justinbig10 your forgetting that counselor Troi can read feels

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 6 років тому

      +Reason and Moderation
      _"your forgetting that counselor Troi can read feels"_
      So can Spock.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 6 місяців тому

      @@reasonandmoderation7805 She can't read Spock!

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +24

    Loved this! perfect ending...this universe is only big enough for one Capt. of the Starship Enterprise and you backed the right guy! Well done my friend.

  • @ericbarash6842
    @ericbarash6842 8 років тому +4

    Very Cool,
    The Kirk vs. Picard.
    Thanks.

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 4 роки тому +10

    KIRK IS 10 TIMES THE CAPTAIN PICARD WILL EVER BE - ,HES IN THE THICK OF THINGS ALL THE TIME

  • @Delisle4
    @Delisle4 15 років тому +7

    This video is EXCELLENT, one million stars!! After I finished laughing I realized that this in many ways could be probable story. In the new movie, we enter a new timeline. it is entirely possible for the old ship (throught some time warp) to encounter the new ship but at the end of the day, Kirk is the better captain and more cunning to be able to kick Picard's ass and hand it to him.

    • @LordCommander1
      @LordCommander1 3 роки тому +1

      What does one thing has to do with the other? Accepting that Kirk is a better captain than Picard, how could that influence the outcome of the battle? It is not a melee fight between the two captains, it is a battle between a ship that is 8 times bigger, against a ship that cannot even maintain speed, much less the firepower of the Enterprise D

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Рік тому

      @@LordCommander1 yes, but if nothing else, Kirk has corbomite.

  • @1300l
    @1300l 10 років тому +13

    People take this video too serious.
    Yes, Kirk would know it was a temporal distortion.
    Yes, the weapons of the Enterprise wouldnt be a match aguinst the enterprise D even without shields.
    But..
    It was so well put and sure is a comedy video, the point is Star Trek Rule!

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 9 місяців тому

      Star Trek TOS rules!
      + Blue Phasers are much higher frequency and far more powerful!

  • @jamminjoe44
    @jamminjoe44 15 років тому +4

    This truly was a brilliant piece of editing!! Kudos on this video!!!!!

  • @HucksPopCultureCafe
    @HucksPopCultureCafe 17 років тому +6

    That was so frickin' sweet. Spectacular editing back and forth. That is totally how that encounter would end. Shoot first, kill 'em later! You go Kirk!!

    • @joeymons
      @joeymons Рік тому +1

      No Enterprise like Captain Kirks Enterprise. She will always be the best.

    • @HucksPopCultureCafe
      @HucksPopCultureCafe Рік тому

      @@joeymons Amen Joey!

  • @jamesproductions165
    @jamesproductions165 4 роки тому +3

    Honestly thought this was real until I read the description

  • @JohnSmith-un9fy
    @JohnSmith-un9fy 7 років тому +12

    I love movies with happy endings.

  • @PETERJOHN101
    @PETERJOHN101 7 років тому +6

    This demonstrates the superior cast, writing, AND tone of the original!! p.s. you did a fantastic job of editing, by the way. No way this should have anything close to 33% thumbs down.

  • @Vayabobo
    @Vayabobo 16 років тому +4

    Great job on the editing! Really good story tension. Many kudos!!

  • @brianhuss9184
    @brianhuss9184 7 років тому +2

    Good graphic demonstration of Star-FLEET up against Star-Lets Debate and Have a Poetry Recital.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 6 років тому

      Yes indeed.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 3 роки тому +1

      reminds me of that silly TNG eposide "when the walls came down" + "darmak and jalad" or whatever the gibberish was that Picard was trying to say. I never understood how a society that talked by using metaphors every became space faring...really, how can "Captain, we need to increase the phase transducer plasma inductor arrays power to one to the 4th power" be stated metaphorically?????????????????

  • @bkboy747
    @bkboy747 11 років тому +9

    yes, but this video is designed to compare the strengths of Kirk and Picard. And in combat, I have no doubt that if we remove differences in ship strength, Kirk would emerge victorious.

    • @simonyeates4334
      @simonyeates4334 7 років тому

      Bryan Kronenberg I

    • @joegriego3091
      @joegriego3091 6 років тому +1

      Bryan Kronenberg; Kirk was a warrior, Picard a politician.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 7 місяців тому

      @@joegriego3091 Kirk was both and more!

  • @DragonWaveMaster
    @DragonWaveMaster 16 років тому +1

    This was fun to watch, thanks for posting it.

  • @landoninthehood8849
    @landoninthehood8849 7 років тому +3

    That was very well made, good job!

  • @mrgigglesmd
    @mrgigglesmd 15 років тому +1

    Kirk commands his crew and gets things done while Picard does his San Fransicko town hall committee meeting.
    Like someone posted on here before: "Just another typical day in Kirk's world."

  • @animelover2910
    @animelover2910 9 років тому +60

    I think it's clear who wins.

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman 9 років тому +4

      Captain Kirk Well, you are one of the most famous captains in Starfleet history, sir.

    • @patrickholt3813
      @patrickholt3813 9 років тому +1

      Very cool!

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 8 років тому +8

      KIRK wins imbecile - hes a man, not a wimp

    • @TheDarkhorse386
      @TheDarkhorse386 8 років тому +5

      Kirk id far more suited in starship combat then picard. The cunning, tactics and experience goes to kirk

    • @TheDarkhorse386
      @TheDarkhorse386 7 років тому +3

      ***** true but you are forgetting that it is Kirk. He always finds a way and picard ' tactical abilities and cunning are no match for Kirk

  • @ernsign
    @ernsign 15 років тому +2

    Oh My Gawd I enjoyed this!! I had a really good laugh. Thank you!

  • @atrociousconsequences4432
    @atrociousconsequences4432 9 років тому +6

    What ? Totally missed out on Geordi La Forge yelling "coolant leak" ! Can not have a good spoof of TNG without at least one "coolant leak" !

  • @Agent719
    @Agent719 15 років тому +1

    WTF?!
    Kirk blew away a ship that was floating dead?
    How brutal and uncalled for. That wasn't a battle it was target practice

  • @fanboy2015
    @fanboy2015 10 років тому +12

    McCoy: That was cold blooded murder, Jim. Kirk: Status Mr. Spock?
    Spock: Enemy vessel, disintegrated Captain. They've been... blown to bits, Jim. (Incidental music starts to play) Kirk: Mr. Sulu, lay in a course for Altair 3.

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 8 років тому +4

      Roll end credits. I half expected that to happen with that wonderful music playing at the end.

  • @jamminjoe44
    @jamminjoe44 15 років тому +2

    Sorry to comment again .... But this is a truly brilliant piece of editing!!!

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 4 роки тому +4

    Love Sulu's grin and anticipation at 3:16 onward

  • @Darvatron
    @Darvatron Місяць тому

    The ending is so perfect, the music cuts in and the credits start rolling. Just another day on the Enterprise for Captain Kirk and the crew.

  • @bubhub64
    @bubhub64 9 років тому +16

    At 1:08 when they switch to the bridge of Kirk's enterprise, compared with the bland, dull emptiness of Picard's Enterprise, the original Enterprise and its aura becomes so classic; the music, the characters, the uniforms, the 1960's shadowy lighting of the bridge, and Kirk's I'm in charge nature, gives you the feeling that there is no way in hell Kirk is going to lose this battle! Again at 1:14, the shadowy blue lighting and camera angle and classic image and close up of Spock gives you the feeling of superiority and authority over his science counterpart, Data. At 4:38 after Kirk had destroyed his opponent, the key lighting of Kirk's eyes and his expression of sadness because of taking life, but doing his duty, is off the wall classic compared to the dullness of Star Trek the Next Generation. The original Star Trek was better! The filming techniques they used in the 1960's were more dramatic, giving the original characters more life and animation. The result is a superior original crew that would beat Picard's ass any day!

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 9 років тому +5

      bubhub64 yes, the chemistry between the four main characters of each series - no contest: KIRK/SPOCK/MCCOY/SCOTTIE, beats the ass off PICARD/DATA/RIKER/whoever...

    • @user-vi3tb3bw5t
      @user-vi3tb3bw5t 7 років тому +2

      bubhub64 oh shut the hell up. Just cuz you're 80 years old and biased toward the original series doesn't mean TNG wasn't great in its own way as well. They are both great.

    • @landoninthehood8849
      @landoninthehood8849 7 років тому +3

      J
      They're both great, but the Original series is the best series. No question!

    • @TigerTiger-wf7xq
      @TigerTiger-wf7xq 6 років тому +3

      Capt. Kirk and crew wins hands down. The real Star Trek.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +1

      XMIR you are correct Sir.

  • @Vertabraker101
    @Vertabraker101 5 років тому +1

    Oh man this is the best ever!!

  • @jasminmundi1591
    @jasminmundi1591 8 років тому +14

    Kirk obviously had to win. He is the best captain.

  • @grayghost6692
    @grayghost6692 Рік тому +2

    First Kirk would have nailed Dr Crusher and Troi and then sent them back to be blown to bits with the rest of tng.

  • @carlsorensennb7c750
    @carlsorensennb7c750 7 років тому +3

    that's what happens when you don't register with Star Fleet

  • @silvertrek357
    @silvertrek357 6 місяців тому

    Nice work, bet you had a lot of fun doing this😊

  • @paularose8430
    @paularose8430 Рік тому +4

    Kirk is a man of action . Will do anything to protect his ship and his crew. I definitely think that everyone knows who the best captain is.

  • @kagomecc461
    @kagomecc461 3 роки тому +1

    Wait for it___ending credits
    Of course it's edited by Someone named Scotti! (Scotty)

  • @evilkirk2490
    @evilkirk2490 8 років тому +23

    The Title to this should be Bull Shit at Warp Speed!

  • @chancerbox1935
    @chancerbox1935 5 років тому +1

    Why didn't Picard recognize the original enterprise?

  • @jonny2956
    @jonny2956 7 років тому +3

    the ambiance of theatrical lighting (TOS) especially during Balance of Terror & most of the 1st season is classic. That fact absolutely mark's the differences between both literall and fictional time periods.

  • @blood117
    @blood117 11 років тому +2

    they were not even fighting back, just sitting there and taking it.

    • @chanute4041
      @chanute4041 10 років тому +1

      They couldn't because the weapon and defense power portions ware miles off

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 9 років тому +1

      blood117 \\that's what picard does - sit there and take it man - the whole point - HES NOT YOUR CAPTAIN

    • @reasonandmoderation7805
      @reasonandmoderation7805 6 років тому

      They were outmatched

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 3 роки тому +8

    This vid illustrates a perfect point. The reason Kirk can easily defeat Picard is because Picard always thinks like a diplomat, too cautious, too trusting. KIRK learned his lesson with KHAN. I pose an interesting problem: Switch the Captains of the Enterprises. Q would respect KIRK in that era and KIRK would tell Ryker to get his lazy azz off the furniture; Scotty would have had Picard transported to the Klingon ship with the tribbles...

    • @scpguy1381
      @scpguy1381 2 роки тому

      But the D is still more powerful.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 2 роки тому +1

      @@scpguy1381 Nope

  • @morlockmeat
    @morlockmeat 17 років тому

    Now THIS version is nice and clean! THIS is the ORIGINAL!
    And all else said, Kirk is THE man. Picard is a diplomat, plain and simple, but Kirk is a man of action. Ask yourself this: If your life was in danger, which captain would YOU want to try to rescue you? My money would be on Kirk, the man of action. You could be dead long before Picard gets through with his negotiations. He's nothing but a captain of an office building in space. "Oh bollocks - the replicators are out of toner again..."

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 9 років тому +21

    You know if I was serving on the Enterprise-D, I think I would feel unsettled by Riker's habit of constantly putting his feet up or leaning on control consoles or panels. What if he leaned on controls that would cause the ship to explode or something?
    I think I would rather serve on the good old TOS Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

    • @crusaderknight4792
      @crusaderknight4792 9 років тому +6

      Me too. At least the TOS Enterprise didn't need counselors and all kinds of other unnecessary stuff.

    • @TheDarkhorse386
      @TheDarkhorse386 8 років тому +2

      Kirk, Sisko, Picard Archer Janeway

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 7 років тому

      Maybe it's biometric and has automatic safeties engaged when fingerprints aren't touching it.

    • @kennyrichardson8411
      @kennyrichardson8411 7 років тому

      Archer

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому

      You know he did that because he was curious at best and gay at worst.

  • @Marky11694
    @Marky11694 12 років тому +1

    What TOS Episode did u cut with TNG Episode Cause and Effect

  • @iowa61
    @iowa61 9 років тому +17

    Awesome. A bunch of touchy feely clowns on one ship and all-business on the other.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +1

      Great comment ...loved your show BTW.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 6 років тому +1

      Artemis Gordon: AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE THE REAL THING, BABY!

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +1

      THNS FOR THE WILD WEST

  • @Eurasian_Australian
    @Eurasian_Australian 8 років тому +1

    It seemed like Kirk opened fire simply because the Enterprise-D was an unknown ship (but of course for the sake of this versus video). However when Data suggested locking a tractor beam on the Enterprise they could've actually done so and maybe that can be Kirk's excuse for opening fire. Just a thought. :)

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 8 років тому +1

      KIRK OPEND FIRE WHEN HE KNEW IT WAS THE BALD HEADED GUY..

  • @JediRampage
    @JediRampage 14 років тому +5

    Awesome job. I loved it. Go Kirk!!!

  • @SFtheGreat
    @SFtheGreat 7 років тому

    What is the source of this, NTSC VHS with mono linear track?.

    • @filmakr1
      @filmakr1  7 років тому

      Yes it was, nearly 20 years ago. Someday I'd like to recut this in HD.

  • @stevenjones2529
    @stevenjones2529 9 років тому +8

    OK... I did some research. The reason Kirks enterprise kicks the crap out of the Enterprise D is because D had just gotten an upgrade to windows 8 and was using replacement parts from radio shack (orders from JJ). Even in the future... there are errors. So, to fix the future, we sent JJ Abrams over to Star Wars, brought in the gang from Star Trek Continues and Phase 2 to work with the gang from TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT (having one hell of a party) - New Series - Star Trek and Beyond. HA! Let's do it. Hugh Laurie as the new captain of the Enterprise - Captain House - YOU IDIOTS!!! Scrap Politically Correct....

  • @robertrivera4696
    @robertrivera4696 5 років тому +1

    Gotta remember people Kirk was a warrior not a diplomat but he would always try to communicate to opposition

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому

      Pay attention to 1:22 - any unauthorized starship using a Starfleet signal in Kirk's day - a period of intense cold wars between the Federation, the Romulan Empire, and Klingon Empire - would be seen as an attempt at infiltration. Hate to say it, but this is pretty in-character. The effect of a Constitution Class firing on an unshielded Galaxy Class Starship is also accurate.

    • @TheGamingCanadian
      @TheGamingCanadian 3 роки тому

      @@Idazmi7 pay attention to how much you spam

  • @macmcleod1188
    @macmcleod1188 8 років тому +3

    There is no way this is accurate. Picard didn't surrender.

  • @Mysticinvestigations
    @Mysticinvestigations Рік тому +1

    With Picard gone Kirk is stuck in the Nexus forever!

  • @jamesford5504
    @jamesford5504 8 років тому +20

    A nice edit but makes absolutely no sense. First they would recognize each other as federation ships and both would try to Establish contact. I think this video was made out of some old Star trek nerds hate of TNG.

    • @DavidJohnson-tg9tr
      @DavidJohnson-tg9tr 8 років тому +6

      James Ford dude, you are rationalizing a Sci-fi show and calling other people "Star Trek nerds". wow.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 7 місяців тому

      @@DavidJohnson-tg9tr Starfleet confirned thet there were no Federation ships there! Therefore imposters and therefore Kirk's duty to to take them out!

  • @utopiandesign
    @utopiandesign 13 років тому +1

    Kirk vs. Picard? Kevin Pollak summed it up. The science of Picard's day said, "Cancer, no problem! You're bald? Sorry!"

  • @Kahn45
    @Kahn45 3 роки тому +5

    Everything about Kirk's ship was superior to Picard's. Yes Warp 14 was possible. Yes Time Warp was possible. Kirks Phasers? A variety of settings from Proximity Blast all the way to Stun settings. Set on Maximum Kirk's Dual True Blue Starship Phasers could be locked on a target, fired and maintained until the target is disintegrated or when Kirk decides to shut them off. Kirk's Photon Torpedoes? Huge Anti Matter Dirty Bombs that shakes the entire ship when Kirk fires one of them and with enough yield to blow away half a continent on impact. Kirk's ship was a Heavy Battle Combat Cruiser. Picard's ship was a flying Window Paine. If Picard went into any serious combat the entire crew would get sucked into space having open windows everywhere

    • @cantfindagoodname.211
      @cantfindagoodname.211 2 роки тому +1

      warp 14 in TOS is a LOT less than TNG warp 9.75, time warping for Kirk usually came with a large quantity of problems, phasers that can stun is wierd, a low level burst could accomplish the job, as they do in TNG, and you compare the Enterprise D to a window Paine, while Kirk's "Heavy Battle Combat Cruiser" has the same problem and a much bigger one, that being it's thin neck connecting the engineering section with the saucer that, if being fired at with phasers or torpedoes, will snap like a twig. But yes, Kirk is a more entertaining character to watch than Picard, But James' Ship is outdated, ill equipped and frankly no match for the Enterprise D

  • @fan1985ful
    @fan1985ful 14 років тому

    @StoneKnivesBearskins
    That goes without saying!
    here in Germany is Mr.Scott scotti is in the usa too?

  • @stuartsplace100
    @stuartsplace100 8 років тому +22

    do not mess with kirk!

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому

      Please do...give em a reason to destroy your warp core!

  • @aeviv
    @aeviv 16 років тому

    Interesting video, what episode/film is the footage of TNG enterprise abanndoning ship from?

  • @BBKUS
    @BBKUS 8 років тому +33

    Kirk could beat Picard on a rowboat with a broken oar

    • @PC4USE1
      @PC4USE1 7 років тому +1

      Picard would have studied all of Kirk's battles at the academy so he would have an advantage in a fair fight. Wouldn't NCC 1701 being plastered on both ships have been a tip off to who they were?

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 6 років тому +3

      +Robert Blakemore
      _"Picard would have studied all of Kirk's battles at the academy so he would have an advantage in a fair fight."_
      I guess Picard was sleeping in class, because he _never_ thinks tactically.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +2

      well said, picard never had a tactical thout in any eisoe, whereas kirk and spock did

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +1

      Excellent comparison.

    • @TheDarkhorse386
      @TheDarkhorse386 6 років тому

      And he would still be no match for kirk

  • @grayghost6692
    @grayghost6692 Рік тому

    It says it all when Picard asks for suggestions in contrast to Kirk who makes his own decisions to just kick some butt. Man’s man.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 7 місяців тому +1

      Picard: "Suggestions" - Kirk: "Phasers!"

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 9 років тому +4

    Would Picard ever thought have playing poker with a more advanced civilization?" NOT A CHANCE - PICARD WAS BOUND BY HIS FRENCH ROOTS.. lover not a fighter, and even kirk beats him at love...

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 9 років тому +2

    yes, the chemistry between the four main characters of each series - no contest: KIRK/SPOCK/MCCOY/SCOTTIE, beats the ass off PICARD/DATA/RIKER/whoever...

    • @JonBow_
      @JonBow_ 4 роки тому

      O don't know any of the last 3 but then again, I ONLY WATCHED THE NEW ONES AND THEY ARE GREAT👍

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 4 роки тому

      spock was in most of the series and movies in guest appearances, how could you not know him? \you must really have a sheltered life

    • @JonBow_
      @JonBow_ 4 роки тому

      @@XMIR10C you didn't mention spock in the last 3

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 4 роки тому +1

      quote : yes, the chemistry between the four main characters of each series - no contest: KIRK/SPOCK/MCCOY/SCOTTIE

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 4 роки тому

      by the way scottie and mccoy also had appearances in some of the spin offs and future movies.

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 8 років тому +7

    kirk was just following Starfleet orders - DESTROY ALL BALD HEADED GUYS FROM THE FUTURE

  • @justinp5661
    @justinp5661 Рік тому +1

    The Enterprise D is superior but I still believe Kirk would find a way. He is too much for Picard.

  • @maureentuohy8672
    @maureentuohy8672 7 років тому +5

    Love it. While Picard is holding staff meetings and listening to everyone. Kirk is kicking his ass all by himself! KIRK is a Captain ...not a CEO.

  • @themoreyouknow2380
    @themoreyouknow2380 8 років тому

    did this like actually happen in the movie/show?

  • @COMMANDERUSA121
    @COMMANDERUSA121 9 років тому +20

    This was obviously biased

    • @TheRealGameTime
      @TheRealGameTime 7 років тому +1

      it was a fun video. but in truth the galaxy class could rip threw the constitution class with phaser fire like a hot knife in butter.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +2

      NOPE YOU ARE AN IMBE4CILE, KHAN COUDLNT TAKE IT OUT

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +2

      KIRK WOULD SCLICE THEY PICAT LIKE A BOWL OF LARD

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому

      Anyone with a functioning brain is "biased" Andy....get out and experience life.

  • @Graxster
    @Graxster 13 років тому +1

    I agree with Fuzzywhe's post. Kirk was a combat captain, whereas Picard was a diplomat. Captain Kirk and his crew were the first to explore, and the universe was much more hostile then. Hence, they saw far more combat, and had much more experience when it came to fighting. Not to mention that Capt. Kirk was a brilliant military strategist. There's also no way Data could ever out-think Spock. And Geordi compared to Scotty? Puh-lease! Geordi was promoted from Helmsman. Scotty was a true engineer.

    • @reasonandmoderation7805
      @reasonandmoderation7805 6 років тому

      Graxster Counselor Troi could sense feels. That should not be underestimated in a battle such as this.

    • @davemack7577
      @davemack7577 5 місяців тому

      @@reasonandmoderation7805 Spock easily blocked her mind with no effort at all!

  • @adventuressurvivalinthailand
    @adventuressurvivalinthailand 6 років тому +4

    Lol while TNG talks, TOS walks

  • @OropherThranduil
    @OropherThranduil 13 років тому +2

    @Xhvtv
    i just told you the difference, kirk is balls to the wall, picard is french, shouldn't that be already enough?
    and watch the vid on youtube and you'll know.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 3 роки тому +1

      hahaha good one...

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C 7 років тому +4

    What you fools don't realize is that 1 Kirk = 100 picards - royal fizzbin. Doesn't matter about the enemy hardware for KIRK. He finds a way to win

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 7 років тому +2

      screw diplomacy - don't be a wimp - FIRE ALL PHASERS AND PROTON TORPEDOS

  • @Gallifrey1991
    @Gallifrey1991 16 років тому +2

    I was not surprised that Kirk won! he just kicks ass and always will! :)

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 6 років тому +3

    Guys with full heads of hair will always destroy baldies...fact of nature.

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +2

      ha hja ha lol true

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 6 років тому +2

      french bald guy lol , cracking up

  • @jamescranford5214
    @jamescranford5214 6 років тому

    as starfleet graduates.. i think everyone aboard the enterprise D would immediately recognize the original enterprise, the one that set the standard for the fleet

  • @walterschivo9123
    @walterschivo9123 7 років тому +3

    This was really nicely done, reminds me of Deep Space 9 and the Tribbles episode going back in time with Sisko and Dax.

  • @goji2099
    @goji2099 14 років тому +1

    That is so like Kirk to randomly attack another ship without any provocation.

  • @Vudaca122390
    @Vudaca122390 9 років тому +31

    Lol....like we are supposed to believe this is how it would go down.

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 9 років тому +4

      Ummm yes

    • @XMIR10C
      @XMIR10C 8 років тому +4

      KIRK WAS VASTLY SUUPERIOR TO PICARD - KIRK COULD BLOW IT UP WWITH A CLASS A SHUTTLECRAFT

    • @dellawrence4323
      @dellawrence4323 7 років тому +2

      DEL, in 1941, the British Royal Navy sank the worlds modern and powerful battleship, the Bismark using WWI vintage biplanes, anything is possible.

    • @MajinOthinus
      @MajinOthinus 7 років тому +3

      Not really, the planes didn't sink the Bismarck, they only damaged the rudder, which allowed the rest of the Royal Navy to catch up; Even then I might add, the Bismarck only sank through scuttling charges set up by her own crew after receiving 7-15 torpedo hits and having the Battleships expend all their ammunition on her. It is believed that they would've needed to shell her for another 24 hours until she would have sunk.

    • @weak1ings
      @weak1ings 7 років тому +1

      Considering the plot of this video they did say "shields inoperative." beats me why, but we have to assume its true and that the old Enterprise is able to penetrate armor.

  • @XMIR10C
    @XMIR10C Рік тому +1

    Love Sulus grin as he was maintainig the helm

  • @RevanXIII
    @RevanXIII 9 років тому +4

    well i guess that settles that debate.

  • @timewarpdrive77
    @timewarpdrive77 Рік тому +1

    Bro... Kirk just destroyed picard like a boss

  • @filmakr1
    @filmakr1  10 років тому +10

    Still get 100 hits a day some 15 years later! Check it out!

  • @stevenewman1393
    @stevenewman1393 Рік тому +1

    🖖🤣👍Very cool and very nicely well done indeed 👌.