Conan the Barbarian - JonTron

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  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 4 роки тому +2163

    Fun fact: Conan's original creator was a close friend of HP Lovecraft and was the guy who convinced _Weird Tales_ to publish _The Call of Cthulhu._

    • @kristofgriffin384
      @kristofgriffin384 3 роки тому +211

      Another fun fact: the very first Conan book ever written "The Phoenix on the Sword" was originally going to be a book in the Kull the Conqueror series called "By this axe I rule", but it got rejected. The author, Robert E. Howard desperately needed the money, so he rewrote the book in a lot of its areas, was accepted and got published, and thus Conan was born.

    • @Bl1tzkn1ght
      @Bl1tzkn1ght 3 роки тому +55

      @@kristofgriffin384
      Ah you gotta love accidental masterpieces.

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 роки тому +7

      The more you know. :)

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому +15

      @@kristofgriffin384 I read “By This Axe I Rule”, it was pretty good but not as good as “The Shadow Kingdom”. It reminded me of Louis XIV.

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +19

      Thats really cool! So I know now i owe the author of Conan thanks for bringing my favourite horror author into the light

  • @schlafe654
    @schlafe654 9 років тому +6613

    Still love how Jontron's voice is a cross between timone and pumba.

    • @sleepysheepy3118
      @sleepysheepy3118 9 років тому +165

      My god it is too!!!

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 9 років тому +181

      +Schlafe Remember when he did a Timon impression on Game Grumps? It was legit hard to tell any difference.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 9 років тому +44

      S'actually pretty accurate.

    • @AprilD_Yall
      @AprilD_Yall 8 років тому +57

      omg..... i will never get this out of my head now lol

    • @8-bitheart983
      @8-bitheart983 8 років тому +67

      Really? His voice reminds me of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc

  • @t.a.d.k.d6580
    @t.a.d.k.d6580 5 років тому +968

    Is Sword Used For
    A) Maiming and Beheading
    B) Cutting Butter at the Dinner Table
    C) *RUG*

    • @DeathJ0ckey
      @DeathJ0ckey 4 роки тому +17

      D) Cutting grass

    • @Wander1508
      @Wander1508 4 роки тому +12

      E) chopping wood

    • @june16fre
      @june16fre 4 роки тому +14

      F) Yeeting at your enemy's and creating a sonic explosion equivalent to that of a nuke

    • @Daboss-kq3jm
      @Daboss-kq3jm 4 роки тому +12

      G)all of the above

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 4 роки тому +8

      H) Wheels

  • @anothga
    @anothga 5 років тому +915

    6:42
    *"'Conan does not know that attack.' God damnit."*
    The delivery of that line was perfect.

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 4 роки тому +14

      Everything about this episode is amazing

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 4 роки тому +15

      it's like 80% gravity. GRAVITY DOES MOST OF THE JOB!

    • @dimthecat9418
      @dimthecat9418 4 роки тому +2

      @@zerlichr426 yee

  • @Sweettooth1231
    @Sweettooth1231 9 років тому +3140

    i think this episode was an excuse to show off his sword

    • @SPARTAXKICK9000
      @SPARTAXKICK9000 9 років тому +201

      or was his sword an excuse to show off his episode?

    • @soopGnat
      @soopGnat 9 років тому +129

      To be fair, that is a pretty sweet sword.

    • @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1
      @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 9 років тому +21

      Dat Narukami swag

    • @jzoncan
      @jzoncan 9 років тому +7

      Awesome name man

    • @samferguson2122
      @samferguson2122 9 років тому +15

      You caught a serial killer and went into a TV to reach a world reflective of human desire for the same purpose. Can you really say anything?

  • @bradenlittle3406
    @bradenlittle3406 4 роки тому +1058

    Quote from the books.
    "I offer you life conan."
    "I offer you death wizard!"

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 3 роки тому +73

      Conan does not give a single fuck, I love him.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +24

      Robert E. Howard was a good writer.

    • @bradenlittle3406
      @bradenlittle3406 3 роки тому +4

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 love his works.

    • @john-el9636
      @john-el9636 3 роки тому +1

      Which story is that one from?

    • @Dudebox64
      @Dudebox64 2 роки тому +7

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Even if Conan is a giant self-insert power fantasy, it's one of the best of its kind. Brilliant prose, seriously.

  • @VeritabIlIti
    @VeritabIlIti 8 років тому +1442

    Classic Jontron ending: "There's a jar o' horseradish up there, IDK whatidis but s scary"

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 років тому +56

      Unlike most Jontron Endings, at least it has an explanation. Oh, are you wondering what a Jontron Ending is? Well, remember when Jontron told Jacques that he could be a type A personality sometimes, but then breaks down and yells "I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" before "Bad Day" plays and a caption says he still doesn't know how to end videos? That basically sums him up. He goes crazy and makes endings that have little to no explanation or context to make people think he is doing something genius. Which actually kinda works. So the explanation for this ending? The horseradish came with the place.

    • @HunterIsRad
      @HunterIsRad 5 років тому +22

      *Dramatic music plays as Horseradish is zoomed in on*

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 4 роки тому +1

      1k like

  • @Legendary_sartorian
    @Legendary_sartorian 6 років тому +449

    that has got to be the most amazing pixelated double D's ive ever seen

    • @Legendary_sartorian
      @Legendary_sartorian 3 роки тому +36

      and now i reliasethe amazement that is that ass of conans wife, some damn fine pixel ass

    • @oneheavygroove
      @oneheavygroove 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds like something Jon would say

    • @matthewgallaway3675
      @matthewgallaway3675 3 роки тому +1

      have you seen alot of them?

    • @Legendary_sartorian
      @Legendary_sartorian 3 роки тому +13

      @@matthewgallaway3675 maybe i have but regardless of that its clear to see its prime quality women

    • @GrandMarshalGarithos
      @GrandMarshalGarithos 3 роки тому +5

      So it would seem.

  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  10 років тому +5208

    Hope you guys enjoyed this one!

    • @rodakscreens
      @rodakscreens 10 років тому +170

      Twas a gud. Make moar

    • @brockbierly
      @brockbierly 10 років тому +80

      fredburger19 You mean TENOUTTATEN?

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 10 років тому +51

      Do you even need to ask?

    • @ThiagoMarthendal
      @ThiagoMarthendal 10 років тому +25

      What is best in life?!?

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 10 років тому +33

      Thiago Marthendal to be paid to drink beer, play games and have sex

  • @CallMeSugarMilk
    @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +4474

    Jesus that Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was spot on

    • @CallMeSugarMilk
      @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +150

      +Gabe Hermann no that was actually Jon speaking

    • @CallMeSugarMilk
      @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +133

      +Gabe Hermann yes it was, listen very closely you can a little bit of Jons actual voice during the impression

    • @CallMeSugarMilk
      @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +47

      +Gabe Hermann yes it was, listen very closely you can a little bit of Jons actual voice during the impression

    • @CallMeSugarMilk
      @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +28

      +Gabe Hermann you can hear a little bit*

    • @CallMeSugarMilk
      @CallMeSugarMilk 8 років тому +28

      +Gabe Hermann you can hear a little bit*

  • @VAB419
    @VAB419 7 років тому +626

    6:46 "My dementia-riddled grandmother knows that attack" has me in stitches every damn time.

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 5 років тому +133

    “Who made this Nietzsche?”
    This for me will be my favorite Johntron quote ever

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus Рік тому +2

      His parents.
      Use a comma.

  • @imapotato.6085
    @imapotato.6085 9 років тому +1877

    Life Lesson #419: Sword is for rug. Sword is not for enemy, it is for rug.

    • @theshadowoflight3532
      @theshadowoflight3532 9 років тому +15

      +epicdude28 Rule number 96 kid!: sword is for rug!!

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 9 років тому +12

      +Loki's Stuffing Life Lesson #420: Smoke weed every day.

    • @theogbeaver
      @theogbeaver 9 років тому +2

      +Loki's Stuffing Life Lesson #1: I may be blue, but at least I have this cool cellphone!
      ( Caddicarus reference )

    • @theshadowoflight3532
      @theshadowoflight3532 9 років тому +3

      wait we found DJ Khaled's UA-cam account

    • @theogbeaver
      @theogbeaver 9 років тому

      +the shadow of light Who, me?

  • @TheNobody-ru5xg
    @TheNobody-ru5xg 9 років тому +1882

    Every JonTron episode has at least one memorable line.

    • @professoryakkington9691
      @professoryakkington9691 9 років тому +96

      Rylan Yeckley Ohh of course, sword is for rug!

    • @BlueJayBlues
      @BlueJayBlues 9 років тому +178

      "There's jar of horse radish up there, I dunno what it is, it's scary."

    • @ThePyroPM
      @ThePyroPM 9 років тому +139

      "Then he becomes the governor of the state of California. THAT'S F**KING METAL AS F**K, DUDE."

    • @munnymoore
      @munnymoore 9 років тому +65

      Rylan Yeckley HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT!

    • @ashen_roses
      @ashen_roses 9 років тому +91

      Rylan Yeckley Oh, I've found my favorite room, it's the one where you CAN'T FUCKING see any-

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman8499 8 років тому +1284

    Everytime I hear about the Commodore 64 I just hear "more like Commodore sixty-bore! haha-just kidding it was actually revolutionary"

    • @ahmedkhan1272
      @ahmedkhan1272 7 років тому +12

      Ardashes Najarian I got avgn flashbacks for some reason

    • @liopleurodon2000
      @liopleurodon2000 5 років тому +57

      Whoever heard of a video game on a cassette tape?
      Lezbooditup, ladies and gentlemen...
      (UNHOLY GRINDING STATIC NOISE)

    • @jowoker2
      @jowoker2 5 років тому +5

      @Jasper Atkinson ring of fire

    • @whugnong
      @whugnong 5 років тому +3

      Ardashes Najarian same

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 3 роки тому +1

      Okay, but can I just say something here. I am rewatching this from the year 2021 and...
      I swear to god - the music that starts looping around 1:55 (in the character select screen) sounds like the Attack on Titans jingle o_O

  • @friedpickle8332
    @friedpickle8332 4 роки тому +131

    It says a lot about the original Conan movie that even Jon's goofy parody opening still got me hyped.

  • @libernox5376
    @libernox5376 8 років тому +310

    When Jon says "The basement... the birthplace of fantasy" its like he's all tongue-in-cheek trying to fight a grin. It's gold.

    • @arghyadas6331
      @arghyadas6331 4 роки тому +7

      For me, personally, it's his best line ever... especially with that grin.

  • @DaVideoGameBeastr
    @DaVideoGameBeastr 8 років тому +688

    7:39 "A doesn't work, B doesn't work"
    "This controller only got toit, dem buttons."

  • @XENON3120
    @XENON3120 10 років тому +176

    JonTron's humor never gets old, I've enjoyed every second of it.

  • @jakefaulkner8381
    @jakefaulkner8381 7 років тому +209

    So THAT'S why there's no more JonTron videos!...He never got his life-saving medicine! QuQ

  • @shugamubla
    @shugamubla 10 років тому +296

    "Looked like a god damned piece of sharp cheddar" - JonTron 2014

    • @Doombringer_r
      @Doombringer_r 7 років тому +11

      "I want it so bad.." - Also Jontron 2014

  • @notANOTHERaccount6
    @notANOTHERaccount6 10 років тому +214

    Oh I found my favorite room it's the one where you CAN'T FUCKIN SEE

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +1

      A pretty good room if I do say so myself. And I do

  • @Murphio25
    @Murphio25 9 років тому +775

    "itsajaro'horseranchupthereIunnowhatitisbutitsscery."-Jon of the Tron -2014

    • @funnemanboy
      @funnemanboy 9 років тому +24

      DRAMATIC ZOOM

    • @GokutheBlack
      @GokutheBlack 9 років тому +18

      *cut to black*

    • @CrackerJackShakkk
      @CrackerJackShakkk 9 років тому +2

      +Murphio
      What is horseranch

    • @A2ndFamine1
      @A2ndFamine1 9 років тому +17

      +Jared Duncan a place where they raise and farm horses

    • @Murphio25
      @Murphio25 9 років тому

      ***** Nah, he's just a cool character.

  • @janeterezei5842
    @janeterezei5842 4 роки тому +39

    No joke, Jon's impression of a young, hard-accented Schwarzenegger sounds more like him than current-day (AH)rnold trying to relive the golden days

  • @wombdog
    @wombdog 8 років тому +922

    Jonan the Tronbarian.

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 років тому +23

      Jonthony Trontano here, internet's busiest gaming nerd.

    • @chili_dog8935
      @chili_dog8935 5 років тому +5

      Jill thrift here with flextape

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 10 років тому +2824

    Jontron I love you, you inspired me to do my thang, thank you good sir.

    • @Warzcast
      @Warzcast 10 років тому +59

      john huffington shut the fuck up! JonTron is the best and I have no shame in
      loving him as my favorite youtuber!

    • @geneticwizard132
      @geneticwizard132 10 років тому +100

      Warzcast Who even goes onto a JonTron video, makes fun of the fans, with a name John, and talks about homosexuality with a last name "Huffington".
      I have a feeling we have a Child Molester on our hands.

    • @Warzcast
      @Warzcast 10 років тому +21

      LOL so true. These haters should just not watch his videos if they hate him so much!

    • @geneticwizard132
      @geneticwizard132 10 років тому +20

      Warzcast Ignorance is bliss, my potato shaped electric friend.

    • @AllegedAllergen
      @AllegedAllergen 10 років тому +6

      ***** Scumbag John has no idea who he's talking to

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 9 років тому +182

    I love how Jacque's alarm isn't some variation of "intruder alert" but repeating "kill!" XD

    • @hufdsnhf
      @hufdsnhf 6 років тому +2

      Anthony Clay xDD

  • @enzhotheomega9509
    @enzhotheomega9509 5 років тому +63

    0:49
    _holy shit that Arnold impression_

  • @AngelTheDemon1043
    @AngelTheDemon1043 8 років тому +134

    "I can't even begin to fathom why they would make down jump when up _also jumps_.
    Especially in a game when you need to push down very quickly in a storm of never-ending butt-feasting gremlin-skeletons to get the item that only falls from the teleporting purple Satan demon that only spawns when you cut down the one random skeleton hanging from the ceiling that is the only item that can *kill the boss that kills YOU in one hit unless you HAVE that item and you would **_never know it unless you read it on the internet THAT DOESN'T EXIST WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT!_*"
    Hallelujah, holy *_SHIT_*

  • @stupidcaveman24
    @stupidcaveman24 10 років тому +1670

    This video was very swood

    • @junietwoknees
      @junietwoknees 10 років тому +69

      You are a gentleman and a -scholar- grommet.

    • @garretthegamer1221
      @garretthegamer1221 9 років тому +36

      Mijquaza grommet this grommet that.

    • @Slushi13
      @Slushi13 9 років тому +45

      I only have vertical hunger because horizontal hunger is for Grommets!!,

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 9 років тому +13

      It was also very sword.

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 9 років тому +17

      umbaupause
      Sword is only for rugs.

  • @Redeadhunter
    @Redeadhunter 8 років тому +763

    I really don't rewatch this one enough, it's a goldmine of shits and giggles.

    • @ollysinger5312
      @ollysinger5312 8 років тому +1

      Oh my God is your icon from Roller Coaster Tycoon?

    • @Redeadhunter
      @Redeadhunter 8 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @ollysinger5312
      @ollysinger5312 8 років тому +1

      Fantastic.

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 8 років тому +19

      welcome to the bone zone

    • @Sevenigma777
      @Sevenigma777 8 років тому +9

      how much are shits going for these days? i know giggle stocks are dropping fast.

  • @emaadawazem6971
    @emaadawazem6971 6 років тому +42

    My dad was appraising a house and found a big box full of old ass vcr and with a lot of the best movies of 90’s 80’s and 70’s and was a dream to me can’t wait to watch them

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 9 років тому +261

    That's what the ending to the Sopranos needed, a jar of horse radish and then it cuts to black.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 років тому +1

      Echoboomer1987 I never watched Sopranos. You mean that's not how it ends? spoilers :o

    • @CatMarshall908
      @CatMarshall908 9 років тому +13

      Echoboomer1987 I've heard it doesn't give you a lot of answers and cuts to black in the middle of a sentence.

    • @NoodleGeneration
      @NoodleGeneration 9 років тому

      ***** Well... I wont spoil it but I didn't find that to be entirely true.

    • @johndillingerremixes
      @johndillingerremixes 9 років тому +1

      Echoboomer1987 ***** NoodleGeneration
      People say its a bad ending and its unsatisfying, but its a really obvious and classy ending, its not even a leap of logic or something you have to like think about it...it shows you what happens but because there were no special effects or a characters telling you the plot word for word people said it was lazy and incomplete. Kind of like how i met your mother where everyone said the ending was bad when really it was just the pacing and they way they presented it. and just to be clear i think the sopranos did their ending perfect on all fronts.

    • @LeftBumper
      @LeftBumper 7 років тому +1

      Echoboomer1987 BUT ISS SCURY

  • @aurarus
    @aurarus 10 років тому +388

    Guys, he hasn't uploaded anything since 2 seconds ago.
    RIP in peace JonTron

    • @HeroWolfMod
      @HeroWolfMod 10 років тому +36

      "Rest In Peace" In Peace

    • @thevlaka
      @thevlaka 10 років тому +14

      piss in peace.

    • @HeroWolfMod
      @HeroWolfMod 10 років тому +13

      Piss in Peace in Pace in Pierce in Pix in Piece in Pieces.

    • @zachs3627
      @zachs3627 10 років тому +1

      HeroWolfMod rip in peace in peace rest in peace

    • @Zetaku3
      @Zetaku3 10 років тому

      He doesnt upload in months but when he does.... its amazing

  • @billybitchcakes56
    @billybitchcakes56 8 років тому +499

    That was a brilliant Arnie impression ha ha

    • @neothaka
      @neothaka 8 років тому +1

      +Billy Bitchcakes +1

    • @matt.muscat
      @matt.muscat 7 років тому +2

      gave him a like as soon as I heard it. I thought it was dubbed

  • @BlueStorm988
    @BlueStorm988 6 років тому +77

    2:26 *N A H I T W A S P R O B A B L Y N O T H I N G*

    • @Sumrandodood
      @Sumrandodood 3 роки тому

      N. A. H I. T. S. P. R. O. L. L. Y. N. O. T. H. I. N. G.

    • @muIIetman
      @muIIetman Рік тому

      N A H IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING

  • @MikadoOkami
    @MikadoOkami 9 років тому +288

    ok this was freaky
    Conan was playing in the background on the tv as i was watching this and as jon was doing the "one request" monologue, the same scene came on in the movie and it match word for word

    • @EXHellfire
      @EXHellfire 9 років тому +1

      MikadoOkami csb

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 9 років тому +29

      LIIIIIEEEES

    • @DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer
      @DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer 9 років тому +27

      wHy ThE FuCk yOu lYiN.

    • @TGE77
      @TGE77 9 років тому +34

      Omg when I read your comment hyper realistic blood came out of my screen and I was playing pokemon when all my party turned into 6 unowns that spelled YOU WILL DIE.

    • @imadetheurllonger
      @imadetheurllonger 9 років тому +12

      +TGE OMG YES and the music was Lavender Town but backways right?

  • @NearEDGE
    @NearEDGE 8 років тому +2591

    I JUST WANNA USE MY SOOORD

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 8 років тому +42

      Come on, use your Swooorrrrrdddd! ~ Paul

    • @zoeboughton578
      @zoeboughton578 8 років тому +62

      Okay I'll get my SOOOORD for you NearEDGE!

    • @bennygaray46
      @bennygaray46 8 років тому +70

      I'll get my sssswwwwoooord FOR YOU DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 років тому +13

      NearEDGE I'LL GET MY SUUUOOORDD FOR YOU DANNY!!!!!

    • @MusicalSoul47
      @MusicalSoul47 7 років тому +7

      I love this thread.

  • @melpomeneouranos4973
    @melpomeneouranos4973 8 років тому +443

    I'm supposed to be playing bootleg Conan games but this one lightning mage keeps zapping my wife.

    • @BearFoLife
      @BearFoLife 8 років тому +36

      Konna Linae is it the wizardman27?

    • @iammanly2797
      @iammanly2797 7 років тому +2

      what did the dinosaurs know about hillary clinton is it thecloud27?

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 4 роки тому +1

      Memes were so primitive 3 years ago

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 роки тому +1

      beef, it's what's for dinner ????

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +2

      This is best out of context

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 5 років тому +26

    These vids are so rewatchable. I always lose my shit at "... Sword is not for enemy.... Sword is for rug"

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 років тому +791

    8:36
    If you want to hear music like that these days, you have to steal software.

    • @master_matthew
      @master_matthew 7 років тому +37

      Spyro 3 - Ps1
      You know the music.

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 7 років тому +37

      i like it when crack software installers have music that plays through the executable.

    • @ben-ji
      @ben-ji 6 років тому +2

      You should be making Ytp's, not watching Jon! xD

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 років тому

      Elmer J Fapp Fitgirl repacks do that!

    • @Danielgil28893-x
      @Danielgil28893-x 6 років тому +28

      Reasons for piracy in software
      -1% lack of money
      -99% Keygen music

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 10 років тому +93

    R.I.P in peace Paul Ritchie
    Sometime roughly in the early '80s-2014
    He died of lasers

    • @Leroystenzel
      @Leroystenzel 10 років тому +1

      no likes? not funny

    • @DarkMario26
      @DarkMario26 10 років тому

      Your HERE too? You have officially become that guy.

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun 10 років тому

      ***** This suit is officially a Georgio Armani.
      My dad knows him!

    • @DarkMario26
      @DarkMario26 10 років тому +2

      FUCK YOU! I AAAAAAAANT HAVEN THAT SHIET!

    • @grongy6122
      @grongy6122 6 років тому +1

      Rest in peace in peace.

  • @Deaniac25
    @Deaniac25 10 років тому +36

    "Sword is for rug." The simplicity of that just makes me giggle like a buffoon.
    Let's also take a moment to appreciate how much more consistent Jon is uploading videos now. Hallelujah, holy *SHIT!*

  • @PigMan161
    @PigMan161 6 років тому +43

    7:41 A don’t do it. B don’t do it. So what do it? This controller only got 2 it. Dem buttons

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 9 років тому +165

    THATS FUCKING METAL AS FUCK DOOD

  • @Sundance-
    @Sundance- 9 років тому +135

    Am I the only one after the "Normal Boots: Rebooted" I was like, "I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIS BITCHIN INTRO!" Oh. No intro? No that's cool.

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg 9 років тому +4

      I went into the kitchen to grab a couple of cookies and immediately jumped back when the intro didn't play. :D

    • @DawingmanT900
      @DawingmanT900 9 років тому +7

      LootFragg no cookie for you

    • @winstonpayne2163
      @winstonpayne2163 9 років тому +9

      TheFoRkInIt Nookthat'scooldat'sokayidon'tgotaproblemwiththat--
      DISHWASHER? YES!

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 років тому

      D00ZE whenever I hear the Normal Boots intro I expect to hear the JonTron theme.
      Even if it's a PBG or ProJared (the only two other Normal Boots UA-camrs I watch) video.

  • @Saxcat20
    @Saxcat20 10 років тому +134

    Jon's on a roll here.

    • @SneakyMuffin
      @SneakyMuffin 10 років тому +27

      *KNOCK ON WOOD* Hopefully this'll keep up!

    • @robertkoob6507
      @robertkoob6507 10 років тому +1

      I agree good sir.

    • @Vestilence
      @Vestilence 10 років тому

      Fricken hilarious~

  • @araphel6512
    @araphel6512 2 роки тому +39

    8:26 is literally my most favorite Jontron line ever

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 Рік тому

      Every time I hear this line, I’m imagining a sports commentator saying this

    • @Ffantasy501Bashy
      @Ffantasy501Bashy Рік тому +1

      This line is from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" from Chevy Chase

  • @TheFireRed
    @TheFireRed 10 років тому +196

    Is that the basement where Moémon was created? :O

    • @tomboomeronacrv
      @tomboomeronacrv 7 років тому +4

      TheFireRed ahhhh no. Jon would've probably killed him before the guy had the chance. Although it could be a close replica

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 років тому +1

      Welcome to planet earth, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @Sjh1138
    @Sjh1138 9 років тому +119

    That's because Commodore 64 is for grommets

    • @dinobaconpants
      @dinobaconpants 9 років тому +10

      Your mother is for grommets...

    • @paperbag2410
      @paperbag2410 9 років тому +10

      You just ain't swood enough for this.

    • @mojoyomo2174
      @mojoyomo2174 9 років тому +1

      yah.

    • @BrinaFlautist
      @BrinaFlautist 9 років тому +1

      +Xander Strickland *applauds*

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 років тому

      Sean Hunt what? It's the swoodest console ever!

  • @Kaytoun
    @Kaytoun 8 років тому +377

    Fun fact: If I had ended up being born a boy, my dad was going to name me Conan after Conan the Barbarian. So you can guess what kind of guy he is.

    • @mosaro8857
      @mosaro8857 8 років тому +81

      +Kaytoun So did he name you Xena the Warrior Princess?

    • @Kaytoun
      @Kaytoun 8 років тому +53

      +Mosaro As cool as that would have been, no. My mom finally intervened and gave me a boring normal name.

    • @Guldknight
      @Guldknight 8 років тому +33

      +Kaytoun so your name is Connie?

    • @EcksFacktur
      @EcksFacktur 8 років тому +25

      mildly disappointed?

    • @-Gax-
      @-Gax- 8 років тому +13

      That is amazing. I'm like your dad except I did have a son so I got to name him Ash lol.
      So good

  • @Ninjetika
    @Ninjetika 5 років тому +71

    8:06 My favorite JonTron moment!

  • @Zakumei
    @Zakumei 7 років тому +30

    "Theres a jar of horseradish up there. I don't know what it is, its just scary."
    -Jon Jefari, 2014

  • @71dembonesTV
    @71dembonesTV 8 років тому +169

    8:33 - That is some pretty sweet chiptune actually

    • @hufdsnhf
      @hufdsnhf 6 років тому +1

      71dembones I was thinking the same thing!

  • @Maximaker02
    @Maximaker02 8 років тому +151

    Man, Jontron's Arnold Schwarzenegger impression is really good

    • @lordbills8517
      @lordbills8517 4 роки тому

      100% awesome impression

    • @spanishbone7602
      @spanishbone7602 4 роки тому

      Definitely agree

    • @blinkerfluid7988
      @blinkerfluid7988 3 роки тому

      Now that you mention it, I've never seen them both in the same room... They are the same person!

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 7 років тому +27

    7:40 Don't you mean:
    "A don't do it, B don't do it. So what do it? This controller's only got 2it...dem buttons."

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 10 років тому +359

    but...but Jon never got his life-saving medicine... :O

    • @chapinmc2
      @chapinmc2 9 років тому +71

      He didn't die though.
      It was a joke.

    • @SPARTAXKICK9000
      @SPARTAXKICK9000 9 років тому +29

      chapinmc2
      Or was it?... (X-Files theme plays)

    • @snoofer123
      @snoofer123 9 років тому

      He was joking. But maybe you're joking... I hope you are

    •  9 років тому +3

      How dare you, Snoofer, it's so obvious, omg duh...Lol I'm joking. Anyways, this is the internet, some people are serious, so it can be confusing. But yeah, he was joking.

    • @DarkSpineShadow343
      @DarkSpineShadow343 9 років тому +11

      Drake Connally He became the skeleton in the clock tower episode.

  • @GrimReaperAngelWolf
    @GrimReaperAngelWolf 10 років тому +282

    Jonrude- Tronstorm

    • @Ytero99
      @Ytero99 10 років тому +35

      Jon is rood, Inside computer storm

    • @TheApexHat
      @TheApexHat 10 років тому +9

      And in the birdemic: Jonrude- Birdstorm.

  • @obundoben82
    @obundoben82 8 років тому +190

    *FHUCKING METAL AS FUCK DUDE.*

  • @Randomdude661
    @Randomdude661 4 роки тому +53

    1:34 Jon got an early copy of IGOR 6 years ago.

    • @deathfrombelow1193
      @deathfrombelow1193 3 роки тому

      I was thinking guilt trip by kanye

    • @rimabeans166
      @rimabeans166 5 місяців тому +1

      omg i was gonna say it toooooo literally igor’s theme

  • @TrueBlueProd
    @TrueBlueProd 8 років тому +74

    7:55 "YOU PRESS DOWN TO JUMP"

  • @aigeh1326
    @aigeh1326 8 років тому +133

    JONTRON, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE!
    To crush enemies and see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women...

    • @marten7715
      @marten7715 8 років тому +33

      I was gonna say a day at the beach, what did you say, something about maiming? Jesus Christ!

  • @rafael502
    @rafael502 10 років тому +58

    Apparently that Jar of Horse Radish came with the house when Jon's friend bought it haha.

  • @PizzaProblems
    @PizzaProblems 3 роки тому +4

    Such a golden age of Jontron. Perfect rhythm, having fun behind the scenes, elevating the performance with great improv as a result...

  • @optimist8618
    @optimist8618 9 років тому +410

    Is that a Impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger or a Audio Clip from him . That sounded so much like him xD

  • @Tuschi17
    @Tuschi17 10 років тому +28

    I love that Paul is in pretty much every JonTron video now. :D Gotta love NormalBoots crossovers

    • @lilg8017
      @lilg8017 6 років тому

      Should I wipe the dust off this old comment? It just didn't hold up.

  • @STN_MN
    @STN_MN 10 років тому +12

    I'm glad to see JonTron making regularly scheduled content, again.

    • @NatronicsMA
      @NatronicsMA 10 років тому +12

      No! You're gonna jinx it!

    • @STN_MN
      @STN_MN 10 років тому +15

      LOL! I bet The JonTron Show will go into a 5-year coma after this.

  • @nitroturbo7869
    @nitroturbo7869 7 років тому +51

    7:57 Everyone's reaction to the Emoji Movie

  • @CrazyBombWorld
    @CrazyBombWorld 8 років тому +101

    Your australian accent is pure GOLD

    • @nick8052
      @nick8052 8 років тому

      Jon isn't australian..

    • @Rybellious
      @Rybellious 8 років тому +1

      sans the skeleton
      No one said he was?

    • @nick8052
      @nick8052 8 років тому

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • @coopasoopa536
      @coopasoopa536 8 років тому +1

      What Australian accent?

    • @nick8052
      @nick8052 8 років тому

      Exactly.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 10 років тому +100

    I don't know what gets me harder.
    Jon's beard or his Jersey mafia sweatsuit.

    • @Hannah_Ruby
      @Hannah_Ruby 10 років тому +2

      OMG SEBASTIAN! its been so long

    • @Minoru72991
      @Minoru72991 10 років тому +3

      PyromancerSan Legends never die.

    • @Kashmir731
      @Kashmir731 10 років тому +1

      Lester Walker ironically, your last name is "Walker"

    • @Minoru72991
      @Minoru72991 10 років тому

      Eduardo Feinmann How's that ironic?

    • @Kashmir731
      @Kashmir731 10 років тому

      Paul Walker died in a few moths or something like that, and you said "Legends never die". Walker, death, it just camed up.

  • @Hannah-pi8de
    @Hannah-pi8de 8 років тому +378

    I for some reason thought the video was called "Conan the Librarian"

    • @timorousspecter738
      @timorousspecter738 8 років тому +40

      Randomized _Geek I would pay someone's else's money to have that made.

    • @ineedaname5928
      @ineedaname5928 8 років тому +18

      TimorousSpecter Maybe a bootlegger will make one?

    • @dtownley1
      @dtownley1 7 років тому +42

      Randomized _Geek just imagine the cheesy '80s style one-liners they could use...
      "Now who's overdue?!"
      "He had to...check out"

    • @filibertogonzalez8761
      @filibertogonzalez8761 7 років тому +18

      dtownley1 Conan is the Slayer of Late Fees! :)

    • @MaxHines
      @MaxHines 7 років тому +32

      Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?!!!!!!

  • @Valken985
    @Valken985 2 роки тому +15

    4:43 My reaction to Pyra for the 1st time in a nutshell:

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 8 років тому +14

    "Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.
    Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.
    2:17"
    -Zhang Xianzhong

  • @DXIndustriesInc
    @DXIndustriesInc 10 років тому +208

    I'm still not used to having all these new JonTron episodes so frequently

    • @tedbennett9067
      @tedbennett9067 10 років тому +55

      It won't last long, just enjoy it

    • @tedbennett9067
      @tedbennett9067 10 років тому +1

      I think you set a record. 35 +1 in 20 minutes

    • @QuJee
      @QuJee 10 років тому +22

      *****
      Who said that? I thought they only will be for a week. Stop spreading lies around.

    • @odindank5934
      @odindank5934 10 років тому +18

      ***** There going to be Normal Boots exclusive for about a week. Don't start rumors, and if you think I'm wrong give me your proof.

    • @mrtw1st3r52
      @mrtw1st3r52 10 років тому +1

      it's awesome!!!

  • @colbymazur5124
    @colbymazur5124 9 років тому +234

    When Paul got shot with lasers he was unable to CONTINUE with life. Hehehe

    • @thedannyman4676
      @thedannyman4676 9 років тому +24

      Colby Mazur Go to your room.

    • @professoryakkington9691
      @professoryakkington9691 9 років тому +1

      Colby Mazur I don't get it.

    • @ItsLeah43
      @ItsLeah43 9 років тому +8

      Steffy Syko He does a show called "continue?".

    • @XXMetro
      @XXMetro 9 років тому +6

      I GET IT! :D
      *silently* i dont get it c:

    • @XXMetro
      @XXMetro 9 років тому +2

      Wai so much of da +1?

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red Рік тому +9

    5:40 it's philosophical,he has no face but has abs,it's supposed to show that his identity is defined by his strength

  • @TheShonenJumper
    @TheShonenJumper 10 років тому +70

    New JonTron and PBG on one day.....
    Is it christmas already, I can't tell.

    • @nroland99
      @nroland99 10 років тому +29

      if it was xmas, john would be late for it

    • @Jus__Jus
      @Jus__Jus 10 років тому

      ***** Carnassious
      LOL

    • @RealationGames
      @RealationGames 10 років тому

      The hell is a PBG?

    • @DulceReposa
      @DulceReposa 10 років тому

      RealationGames PeanutButterGamer

    • @AlyxxTheRat
      @AlyxxTheRat 10 років тому +3

      RealationGames
      Pasta Boob Grapes

  • @Chisaleya
    @Chisaleya 10 років тому +78

    My favorite videos on youtube. I always enjoy these and dude your awesome! ♥

    • @itsmattoooo
      @itsmattoooo 10 років тому +23

      I check my sub box for this weekly...
      Maybe every night...
      Perhaps every minute...
      Don't judge me, this is good stuff.

    • @lilturders
      @lilturders 10 років тому +4

      KingofPWNG
      what fucking language is that

    • @SirMalorak
      @SirMalorak 10 років тому +1

      KingofPWNG How...
      About no?
      Way too few n00b

    • @BonnieFluff
      @BonnieFluff 10 років тому +2

      KingofPWNG R.I.P English

    • @CommanderCourteous
      @CommanderCourteous 10 років тому +11

      Turdshank I don't understand what you people are complaining about, nothing in his comment is written incorrectly.

  • @MatheusSM1000
    @MatheusSM1000 9 років тому +11

    0:52 : "... And to hear the lamentation of their lemon"
    Poor lemons...

  • @Inkaloo
    @Inkaloo 6 років тому +57

    6:43 "Conan does not know that attack- GOD DAWNIT"

  • @napalmblaziken
    @napalmblaziken 10 років тому +94

    That guy escaped FoodFight! and Mr. Clean, but couldn't escape Jacques' lasers.

    • @joe444
      @joe444 10 років тому +19

      AND TAKESHI'S CHALLENGE! :D

    • @whac1c
      @whac1c 10 років тому +35

      No one escapes Jacques' wrath, nobody.

    • @Kingolimar354
      @Kingolimar354 10 років тому

      Where was he in Takeshi's challenge? I don't remember seeing him there.

    • @Kingolimar354
      @Kingolimar354 10 років тому

      *****
      Well Joe Williams just said he was on Takeshi's Challenge and I don't remember seeing him there.

    • @joe444
      @joe444 10 років тому

      Kingolimar354 well he did, and theres still a video. perhaps try looking

  • @probablysnipars7242
    @probablysnipars7242 10 років тому +25

    fucking horseradish is fucking metal as fucking fuck.

  • @imkaminski31
    @imkaminski31 10 років тому +35

    This was fucking fantastic...Great job Jon!

  • @memeyboi934
    @memeyboi934 6 років тому +90

    YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE CONAN
    but a sword can you trust
    You can’t use a sword for anything...
    But only for rugs Conan...
    GOD DAMMIT

  • @stevie_ily
    @stevie_ily 8 років тому +47

    8:37 I mean... It is pretty good music, especially for for the c64

    • @Xanthemew
      @Xanthemew 6 років тому

      Just not from the game he shows...

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 10 років тому +45

    Nobody can stop the all mighty Conan!
    Except for a house..........

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 10 років тому +9

    Short and sweet. The whole bit about the useless sword in the DOS game had me rolling.

  • @annacline6349
    @annacline6349 5 років тому +53

    Jon is the origin of 90% of memes

  • @itsunwilling315
    @itsunwilling315 8 років тому +15

    So Jon did an episode on Conan and on aquaman, now if you remember in 2011 a reboot of Conan the barbarian came out with Jason momoa cast as the lead who also happens to be playing aquaman in the dc movies. Coincide? I think not. Illuminati confirmed

  • @ljaquos
    @ljaquos 10 років тому +7

    Holy crap Jon. The quality isn't stopping lately with you. So proud of ya XD

  • @Snauss
    @Snauss 10 років тому +38

    Here is today's lesson, so repeat after me: sword is to rug as raisin is to dog.

  • @IslesGirl3
    @IslesGirl3 6 років тому +17

    2:20 Ooohhh is that lasers? Am I dying of lasers? *falls*
    It's not even that relevant to the episode but still my favorite part XD

    • @juanl3843
      @juanl3843 4 роки тому +5

      2:26 I am only their for that

  • @TheShiningYoshi
    @TheShiningYoshi 10 років тому +15

    Happy Birthday Jon! We love you!

  • @ninopolis2787
    @ninopolis2787 10 років тому +55

    Jesus Christ, Jon... You're uploading at the speed of light.
    Are you alright? You want a break? A drink? No? Ok...

  • @PhoenixGames34
    @PhoenixGames34 8 років тому +37

    I want Jontron to be the bad guy in an indiana jones movie, it just works!

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 8 років тому +2

      Who knows. Maybe he becomes a actor when he quits Jontron.

    • @mojoethan4141
      @mojoethan4141 8 років тому +5

      +Tom Portengen what? Quit jontron? NOOO!

  • @oredssonemma
    @oredssonemma 2 роки тому +1

    Watching this in 2022. Man i cant believe the consistency in quality! This holds up so well! If i wanna watch JonTron i never have to worry about when and in wich youtube era it came out, always good!

  • @WB_19
    @WB_19 8 років тому +156

    The basement, the birthplace of fantasy :)

  • @xvirus2501
    @xvirus2501 8 років тому +27

    10:01 Lowell Foods Extra Hot Horseradish is their #1 selling product now.

    • @mojoethan4141
      @mojoethan4141 8 років тому +2

      +Logan Wolfbane he spelt their right though

  • @MegamiMitula
    @MegamiMitula 8 років тому +9

    3:45 "Neejee" :D Jon's pronounciation of german words and names is a source of never ending bliss to me :>

  • @vDREEGONv
    @vDREEGONv 7 місяців тому +3

    Rewatching old JonTron videos is a good nostalgia escape from modern day hell