So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.
Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha
Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived! The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!
I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.
2:10 2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim. 2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.
@@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.
8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history. I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.
@ ex0duzz A "YTP" or UA-cam Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!
well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L. so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"
1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.
***** Unless you think a flying shrine maiden, alongside a magician, another shrine maiden and a maid, defeating vampires, ghosts, lunarians, gods, cats, crows, a buddhist, a taoist, a bunch of instruments and a girl flying inside a bowl is completely normal.
Lucasa9Poke Its not that abnormal especially not to this level lol. I wish he would do a video on normal ones so he would HAVE to include Touhou though.
Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...
@@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."
And in today's JonTron comments section: People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event. People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event. People asking why Touhou isn't in this. People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this. People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes. People saying JonTron isn't funny any more. People saying JonTron is still funny. People saying JonTron is a sellout. People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off. People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U
Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.
"Now I'm no eyeball scientist, but I don't think you get to have that many eyeballs" made me laugh possibly harder than any other thing I have seen on UA-cam.
6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.
It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done. Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.
Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on UA-cam. The shelf-life of most UA-cam content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.
Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!
Dude, Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission Firm (not to be confused with the 80's computer game Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission) was the best. Made a genre out of itself.
11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????
Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.
"The Japanese make some crazy shit, but what can you expect when they've been living on an island for what thousands of years. Your brain's bound to make up weird stuff." This makes so much sense. How did I not see it before.
The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.
King derp prince of prince prince of the prince prince of prince prince princess of the British princess of China prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland princess of China prince of prince prince of America
Yet another great episode. Jon, your content has reached a new standard, and you're consistently keeping it. This is what JonTron season 2 is all about.
Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.
me too 😄
Right here
Yep, me3
Especially the pizza flavoured ones
Checking in, I miss the guy
"Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron
I want that on a t-shirt!
😂
I think someone made a design. Hold on, let me find this shit.
...
Here it is: twitter.com/CColdGaming/status/670860820235083776
oh my god...
+Itzar fuck you
+MrTeabox lol why?
I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.
Dynamo Alligatz True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy!
Very Gun and Much Scary, Actually Female!
Dynamo Alligatz Plumber Man and Green Guy: Super!
Much scare, deep story, animal robots!
Dynamo Alligatz Boxing Man: Little Adventure!!
I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.
I'm scared moving on!
Japanese media in a nutshell
Japan 101: Accurate myhtos/history, but with Anime
It's not that hard, I do it on a biweekly basis.
As an anime enjoyer…. It’s known as japan being japan
You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?
What are you doing here?
Wow, all my subscriptions are crossing over in the comments section. Now to just sit back and wait for Fitzthistlewits to appear.
Now, all i need to see is Cryotic appearing here, and im going apeshit
BIG YOU-TUBERS ENJOY WATCH THE VIDEOS OF OTHER BIG YOU-TUBERS! THIS SHITS INSANE! This is too much, I think I need to rest...
Harry Kelly *watching
0:42
THERE IT IS!
The boyfriend pillow!
I was about to comment that, congrats for beating me to it XD
They finally got him. After all these years, he has become a true believer.
What a callback
Omgggggg how????
YES!YES!!YES!!!
So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.
Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha
What the fuck
"Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers and Builders' army begins..."
WHAT?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think that explanation is the equivalent of the Kubrick.
Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!"
Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"
5:20
Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.
Had he flipped them off of his middle fingers that would’ve been animal cruelty
And a quintuple bird flip
I mean it would be a quadruple bird flip in some countries
Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived!
The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!
Use your feet and then it's a six flip off
@@adamstegall5732 *sextuplet bird flip
I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs
College.
Yep. College.
You two eye balls conspiracist make me sick
@Radar O’Reilly You get six.
I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.
Ohh shit then I need to see someone
Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video
and start crying because we won't have any Christmas specials anymore...
yep.
@@greymoonz1 Why not?
Good to know I'm not the only one
@@greymoonz1 ur a furry
Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.
And also the fact that you can play the entirety of both the Master System version and Arcade version of Fantasy Zone in Lost Judgement.
Even before that, you could play several NES games in a GameCube game.
@@Chaos89P Animal Crossing, remember trying Balloon Fight on there
This video is almost 5 years old.
Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade
Bell Knight ikr times have changed
Now normal boots is dead
time sucks
2:10
2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim.
2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year
But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.
@@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.
Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.
haha
The problem is the game is the drug
How high does a human being have to be to understand these games?
two hours non-stop gameplay of Earthbound high.
I have spent the last 5 years of my life trying to get as high as possible, I still have no fucking clue.
Fun fact:
Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.
Reilly-K And sonic and sega all stars racing.
Oh, cool! Never played that one myself, so I wouldn't know.
Reilly-K Fun fact:
If you play Sonic Riders you may *die*
Yeah, the learning curve is pretty steep. It can be really frustrating until you get the hang of how to play it.
Why must I hold the z button to accelerate in Sonic Riders? I got so many hand cramps.
8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history.
I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.
11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment
o_o, you being cereal right now? ...cauuuuse I wanna see it then :D
Fun seeing a comment from the songify folks. "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" is too fantastic. =D
schmoyoho *N O I T C A N T B E U N S E E N*
Hey smo, do pbg's cole
THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSEEN
I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*
That’s such a great quote
I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal
What is ytp?
@ ex0duzz
A "YTP" or UA-cam Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!
Sounds pretty accurate
7.62 x39mm
Wow good Way of describing it I thought you were going to fail but that’s pretty good
7.62 x39mm
What a helpful intermediate rifle cartridge
"I think my life is measured in Abobos."
Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.
Who's abobo?
A villain from Double Dragon.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 and a meme that became his own game...
Thanks people from newgrounds
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Oh thanks
9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything
"Where'd this learn to save a nation?
The United States?"
*Seinfeld theme intensifies
Seinfeld...as in Jerry Seinfeld? *JERRY!?*
@@peucoman is getting upset!
Strongest Potato Nnnnnewman.
Bro..........this is my new favorite comment of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahh yes, I see you too are a man of culture.
5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7
And now in 2023 (almost 2024), the game costs over $10,000. 🙂
Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.
He actually has an IMDB page, one I can remember off the top of my head was Yooka-Laylee
A bird from a hat in time
He’s not even from NY
Until that was removed
@@logger8498 yeah, he’s the receptionist
5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"
5:18 “Two can play at that game!”
Proceeds to lift up two Jacques that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
JON'S GETTIN' UPSET!
one of the funniest lines ever lol
He reminds me of josh bell lmao
You'd really like Seinfeld then
+Joce E.T. Josh Peck?
+Jessica Ayala Omf I must have been half asleep when I wrote that lmao
ramirezthesilvite
Jerry...
jelly...
Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?
You ever play Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a card featuring a comic jelly bean with a sword named Jerry Beans Man.
well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L.
so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words
zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work
like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l
so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work
its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"
@@BeowulfNorther You ruined the damn joke!
@@BeowulfNorther dude....
Koolen Dasheppi honestly reading his comment after reading the joke made it funnier for me.
That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it
"I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
-JonTron 2014
4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed.
Jontron never dissapoints.
Yes, an intellectual I have found.
You’d be surprised in 2021
@@pixelwizard9652 it's 2022. I can confirm that he never disappoints.
GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY
1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.
Of all vegetables, why artichoke???
It's just regular old Desert Strike, with an artichoke printed on it.
I looked it up. Unfortunately it was photoshopped
I miss this.
I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.
same
Me too man. His new stuff is still hilarious but I miss the games
I mean not everyone is able to do game reviews forever 😅
Most of all I wish Jon would go back to being funny.
@@HermitKing731 How many angry video game nerd clones do you need?
>talks about japanese Shoot Em' Ups
>puts Touhou music in the video
>doesn't talk about Touhou
***** Unless you think a flying shrine maiden, alongside a magician, another shrine maiden and a maid, defeating vampires, ghosts, lunarians, gods, cats, crows, a buddhist, a taoist, a bunch of instruments and a girl flying inside a bowl is completely normal.
Lucasa9Poke Its not that abnormal especially not to this level lol. I wish he would do a video on normal ones so he would HAVE to include Touhou though.
Touhou isn't that weird.
>uses greentext outside of 4chan
the violinist >never went to 4chan
>uses it anyway
Oh my goodness, I could barely breathe.
_stop spamming me please_
Queta?
Alex the Kaiju Fan
-_-
Sorry Blue.
Alex the Kaiju Fan
_k_
Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...
Great Job.
I'm impressed.
I salute to you for finding that
Nice find yo
wow
6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?
Indeed
That was the craziest week of MY life
pyrotempestwing fun times.
1999 bizarre summer
I don't remember that considering the fact that I was born in November of that very same year.
8:03
still the greatest reaction he has ever done
hands down
SuperAlphamale13 That the same reaction ween you pass the test whit a perfect and you don't study
9:50 is the best one acctually
"I've fallen, and I choose not to get up".
It annoys me that I cannot remember/find what piece of music that is. -_-
AzureFlame ode to joy
"Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"
Seinfeld reference.
To me the rest of the episode can just be Yada-Yada-Yada-ed.
I'm willing to take a guess they meant jelly, as in jelly beans, because that's what it looks like they're doin'
@@theinsomniactepig9305 i might think that by "Jerry" they actually meant "Jelly" in japanese accent
@@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."
Am I the only one that constantly watches jontron vids like a good tv show marathon
You mean there's other things on UA-cam?
I shit you not, I might have watched each one of his videos at least 30 times.
same here
Yes. You are the only person in the world who does that.
Hatless zebra no
12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test
Frogsnail. Not snailfrog. A common mistake.
I guess I didn't study either
@@jackmaurantonio8811 shame
"You know what's not free?"
"Food"
FIGHT
Mercy killings
"Now that's just inappropriate." THAT'S JAPAN FOR YA JOHN
There has to be at least one weeb moment in our lives.
@@abrahamambriz892 Why??????
@@curtisleblanc5897 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@abrahamambriz892 NO, srsly.
Why?
@@curtisleblanc5897 Because we can't be normies forever.
And in today's JonTron comments section:
People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event.
People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event.
People asking why Touhou isn't in this.
People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this.
People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes.
People saying JonTron isn't funny any more.
People saying JonTron is still funny.
People saying JonTron is a sellout.
People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off.
People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U
Wait what up with jon and ps4, I missed this story.
Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.
Lopiny ...Really? Way to be overly PC tumblr.
Also, people talking about what people are talking about in this comments section
You missed the 1% of people saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U
0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)
DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!
+hoffy1138 hey hoffy
+hoffy1138 HOFFY1138!!!!!!!
Smile Wii U everyday.
BANGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA BLOWN UP NES WORLD .......BU!!!!!...
+hoffy1138 OH HEY
"He's trying to save everyone... by killing everyone..? Where did this guy learn how to save people? In the usa?"
True words my friends.
Alan karog serban van Cann because they had an example, Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Good old U.S.A!
Loved that part!
+James Bond He learned everything he knew from DC films Superman
Alan karog serban van Cann it’s not like your a perfect ball of sunshine
Sadly, that's how the world works. You have to give something to get something.
"Now I'm no eyeball scientist, but I don't think you get to have that many eyeballs" made me laugh possibly harder than any other thing I have seen on UA-cam.
6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.
(Although it makes a GameBoy sound as it starts up lol)
6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.
the game was just that special that it deserved this sort of treatment.
He had to shake things up. Besides, it still made a Game Boy Color sound effect, so it wasn't actually correct
It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done.
Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.
Unoriginal Username OH GAWD HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID, THE SMBS, MMMMMMMMMH
*Titenic*
8:04-8:12 Hands down, one of the BEST JonTron reactions in history!
*whhaaaut daaahh faaaaaaauuuck*
Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on UA-cam. The shelf-life of most UA-cam content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.
5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.
"jerry?? jerry!! jons gettin upset!!!"
Eric Payne THE GERREYS ARE COMING.
Herro Jerry...Hello Jelly.....pattern?
I HAVE FALLEN. AND I CHOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!
The Other Guy 150th like
well atleast pope francis decided to show up
*CHOOSE
Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou.
But Japan.
Japan.
*Why.*
@veevyo the story is a bit weird but the games themselves are pretty standard in terms of visuals and mechanics
@veevyo i fail to see the problem :)
Tofu is Chinese, I now this is an old comment, but it needs to be clarified.
I cant escape Touhou no matter how hard i try
And trust me, you never will. So just let Touhou and ZUN himself come as they come.
Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.
One of the first songs played in the video is a midi cover of "Let's live in a lovely cemetery" from the 13th game
It’s popular so it’s not weird enough
Is it just me, or does the song at the end sound a bit like a retro Catastrophe in Bhava-agra ~ Wonderful Heaven?
Not weird enough
Man 1910 times were *JERRY*
Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!
Whoo! 200th like...
I hate my existence.
It's a Jelly Bean weapon, but Japanese has no 'L' sounds. They come out like a rolled 'R'.
Carter Heck hey im Jerry
Fight me
390 likes....just wow...you guys are amazing!
2:30 damn, this video was released when Sonic Boom existed, I feel like I'm watching a time paradox
Finally someone who gets it.
Seriously tho it feels like that game released only 2 years ago.
I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.
Lee K Like…the cartridge just appeared in your house? Either a friend forgot it out your house, or you had a very strange intruder XD
And if it's the ladder, you might want to tell your parents to change their home security system lol
Lee K
I played it on that Sega game collection for the 360
Lee K that happened to me, when I had my PS2 random games(Destroy All Humans 2, Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, Sly Cooper) would just show up
Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years
"I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"
*"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
"I HAVE GET UP AND I CHOOSE NOT TO FALLEN!"
"I HAVE UP TO GET FALLS & I NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE!"
I dont feel good...
Rockabiliter Is A Cool Word I've been referencing that all day
_>adds Touhou music_
_>doesn't mention any Touhou games_
Touhou too decent for these insaneties, dont you think?
Even if sometimes it brings up human eating, and deaply drunk ahmm... girls...
i think its best touhou isnt introduced to a wider group of people in the west
@@myon- I wonder if I dont know all of them to LoLK.
You think wrong, son!
HERESY
"[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?"
Take my like
lets bomb everything 030
Owen Bodine
Only when there's nothing but ashes left will they know true FREEDOM
8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch
True Sword & Lots Magic Adventure Boy is one of the all time greats, but I love Mayhem Plumbing & Turtle Harm Super Brothers. It's a true classic!
That's nothing compared to Many jump jump shoot blue metal boy.
Wall Meat Whip Man is my personal favorite.
Dude, Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission Firm (not to be confused with the 80's computer game Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission) was the best. Made a genre out of itself.
I like Catching Monster Much Fightness
I like Lots Gun and Bad Demons myself, but Super Armour Gun vs Painful Aliens practically reinvented the genre.
Best thing to come home to after work. Thanks Jon, you're the man.
NO WAY?
Potato: French Fries
Jerry: Jelly Beans
Pie: Cream Pies
Ice: Ice Cream
Yeah okay.
oh god PLEASE DONT SAY CREAM PIE!
Dan Man10 MUHAHAHAHAHAH
***** Or snow cones. It's kind of hard to tell between ice cream and snow cones.
CrusadingChristian "ice" is litterally how they call ice cream in japan. Not surprisingly since it's just "ice cream" but omitting the cream.
***** And people wonder where the food modes in Tyrian came from
10:27
I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂
9:50 OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE x'D this is the best JonTron yet can't wait for the next one xD instant favorite ^_^
Also truxton is a really cool shooter game :D check it out if you get the chance ^w^
I love him!!!! He's so amazing!!! Do you know yamimash? 030
Javice Martinez yes xD do you know markiplier :D
Yus 030 he is so gorgeous!!!!!
Javice Martinez x3
Is that a defense mechanism or are you just happy to see me
Where was that i forgot
0:26
The score is "00031082010", which is a reference to the first episode of JonTron, posted on August 31st, 2010 (or 31/08/2010)
blawkland
Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life
We don’t have enough eyeballs to take him down
3:07 "Story here is one for the ages"
For ages 18+ i imagine?
For touhou fans this will make sense because at 0:54 it sounds like "lets live in a lovely cemetery" from ten desires
10:27 - *"No! Not my wiener! My one weakness!"*
Soo wot
@@red_crim826 *Ech*
JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable
"Bad guys don't go left to right"
-Jon Jafari, 2014
11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????
No.
That's the first boss.
+Joseph Donnelly Subsequent bosses get a lot weirder and gayer.
+Jame Gumb DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM! Mere mortals do not have the capacity in their minds or their souls to comprehend the sheer evil that awaits them!
Jame Gumb another has fallen...
+TheGrayMysterious Wat
0:43 IT’S THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW!
Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.
6:20
Can someone explain why is a Black SUV parking at my Door?
It’s your parent for a visit
Or the potato mercenaries.
That's the fbi trying to erase that sh*t from your brain, if i was you, go through the backdoor and run
@@cameliongrim183 *FBI OPEN UP!!!*
@@nathandioza7821me: no one's home *crashs through window* you'll never take me alive
@@cameliongrim183 me: *Watching through window of another house*
Huh. Neat. *Eats sub-sandwich*
"The Japanese make some crazy shit, but what can you expect when they've been living on an island for what thousands of years. Your brain's bound to make up weird stuff."
This makes so much sense. How did I not see it before.
It's called...isolation.
Yeah, isolation does some fucked up things to you. I can personally attest to that myself.
I live in ireland, and that only happens to some of us... Pour exemple moi
2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron
9:55 Ricardos grandfather!!! We have found the legend
For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.
nor obscure enoght
Murcia doxial See? This guy gets it.
Mr. Grakk i get what? :3, do i get an award?!
Mr. Grakk It may not be weird enough.... But the Tohou games just need to have their own JonTron video. Maybe a drunk one. Those are always funny.
Shadow The Gengar I vote for not encouraging Jon to drink.
*Is that gonna be on the test?* lmao classic.
1:04 - *KETSUI!*
The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.
+ReiuShanra
Japanese Ranguage.
i don't think it was done on accident, my dude
Tom and jelly.
ReiuShanra Shut the fuck up you dirty weeb.
ReiuShanra Herro, wrercrome to our home
9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol
I've gotta admit, Jon's videos have Insanely Rewatchablity.
So true that's why i don't mind the long wait periods between releases
You're so right you have no idea how many times I've watched these videos in a row.
Indeed!!
King derp prince of prince prince of the prince prince of prince prince princess of the British princess of China prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland princess of China prince of prince prince of America
Mygingerguy true dat, I watched this video 4 times
"Where did this guy learn to save a country, the United States?"
Can we stop talking about sjw's and start talking about how great that line was?
Charles Rainey I'll do it for you.
I thought he was going to make a man of steal joke after saying that
That was a great line, I agree
Why can't I upvote this twice.
That was hilarious
Yet another great episode. Jon, your content has reached a new standard, and you're consistently keeping it. This is what JonTron season 2 is all about.
Haven't I seen you somewhere?
***** Well hey I enjoy Japanese shoot-em-ups too. I play one, it's called "Me vs. The Earth Federation" kekekekekek
***** ............. I have no obligation to respond to that.
***** Just saying, if you're a Gundam fan, sub to me; I've got a reeeaaallll good thing I'm releasing this weekend.
JiggyStash Well at least you aren't flying that stupid Zaku II anymore.
Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.
most hilarious moment goes to 7:55 of this video
jerry beans...on my mind
The wi-fi sucks here.
JON'S GETTING UPSET!
.....I crah mah eyes out ohbehr youuuuu....
I had ridean 4 on the Xbox 360
insert undertale reference here
9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*
1:41 "Welcome to *my* Fantasy Zone"
"HYPER CUTIE BUNNY CHAAAAANGE!!!!"
"IM SCARED IM MOVING ON!!"
Chris Westergaard v
Chris Westergaard ge
Chris Westergaard h
Im scared-
Im moving on...
"Here's a list of things that AREN'T free. FOOD!"
_-Jonathan Jafari, 2014_
The last game can be used as an example why you don't nuke a country twice.
Gotten1888 This is what happens if Monty Python made a shmup.
That may actually explain a lot
Alex Snitzer I want that to exist
You mean don't nuke it *Just* twice
The nukes blew away common sense
9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.