Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups - JonTron

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  • Опубліковано 15 сер 2014
  • Jon looks at some of the weirder games that the Japanese Shoot 'Em Up genre has to offer.
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    Credits:
    Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
    Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Pop Smear' Ritchey : / continueshow
    Title Cards + Intro - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo : Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
    Special Thanks to: Dominic Moschitti
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @TradingAces
    @TradingAces 5 років тому +10912

    Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.

  • @NicoPanasiuk
    @NicoPanasiuk 8 років тому +4251

    "Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron
    I want that on a t-shirt!

    • @chef7196
      @chef7196 8 років тому +1

      😂

    • @ryanrombalski378
      @ryanrombalski378 8 років тому +50

      I think someone made a design. Hold on, let me find this shit.
      ...
      Here it is: twitter.com/CColdGaming/status/670860820235083776

    • @NicoPanasiuk
      @NicoPanasiuk 8 років тому +54

      oh my god...

    • @TeboxYT
      @TeboxYT 8 років тому

      +Itzar fuck you

    • @Athai_
      @Athai_ 8 років тому +11

      +MrTeabox lol why?

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 3 роки тому +813

    I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +62

      I'm scared moving on!

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 2 роки тому +69

      Japanese media in a nutshell

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 2 роки тому +38

      Japan 101: Accurate myhtos/history, but with Anime

    • @addemup8645
      @addemup8645 Рік тому +12

      It's not that hard, I do it on a biweekly basis.

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 Рік тому +22

      As an anime enjoyer…. It’s known as japan being japan

  • @jcruz5050
    @jcruz5050 3 роки тому +107

    Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!"
    Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"

  • @Dynamotogh
    @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +10585

    I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +123

      Dynamo Alligatz True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy!

    • @Dynamotogh
      @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +82

      Very Gun and Much Scary, Actually Female!

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +64

      Dynamo Alligatz Plumber Man and Green Guy: Super!

    • @Dynamotogh
      @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +33

      Much scare, deep story, animal robots!

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +20

      Dynamo Alligatz Boxing Man: Little Adventure!!

  • @sawyerpatton2932
    @sawyerpatton2932 8 років тому +1188

    Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.

    • @snigamer3749
      @snigamer3749 8 років тому +1

      haha

    • @cookiecookie3207
      @cookiecookie3207 8 років тому +37

      The problem is the game is the drug

    • @HayDawgBruh
      @HayDawgBruh 8 років тому +30

      How high does a human being have to be to understand these games?

    • @sawyerpatton2932
      @sawyerpatton2932 8 років тому +16

      two hours non-stop gameplay of Earthbound high.

    • @judgecat9284
      @judgecat9284 8 років тому +10

      I have spent the last 5 years of my life trying to get as high as possible, I still have no fucking clue.

  • @mr.duck1248
    @mr.duck1248 Рік тому +687

    Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video

  • @rainyrainold
    @rainyrainold 4 роки тому +838

    Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.

    • @nickirmen6671
      @nickirmen6671 3 роки тому +52

      He actually has an IMDB page, one I can remember off the top of my head was Yooka-Laylee

    • @logger8498
      @logger8498 3 роки тому +57

      A bird from a hat in time

    • @drummer703
      @drummer703 2 роки тому +12

      He’s not even from NY

    • @untunedguitar45
      @untunedguitar45 2 роки тому +4

      Until that was removed

    • @hepatitisf7495
      @hepatitisf7495 2 роки тому +12

      @@logger8498 yeah, he’s the receptionist

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 років тому +1385

    0:42
    THERE IT IS!
    The boyfriend pillow!

    • @JagoombaTV
      @JagoombaTV 5 років тому +36

      I was about to comment that, congrats for beating me to it XD

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 5 років тому +64

      They finally got him. After all these years, he has become a true believer.

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 5 років тому +17

      What a callback

    • @RangingCatX5
      @RangingCatX5 5 років тому +9

      Omgggggg how????

    • @galffygergojozsef7816
      @galffygergojozsef7816 4 роки тому +4

      YES!YES!!YES!!!

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 6 років тому +3063

    So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.

    • @rouju
      @rouju 6 років тому +203

      Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha

    • @Nani-xm8su
      @Nani-xm8su 6 років тому +130

      What the fuck

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 6 років тому +230

      "Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers and Builders' army begins..."

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 6 років тому +14

      WHAT?!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @veson231
      @veson231 5 років тому +79

      I think that explanation is the equivalent of the Kubrick.

  • @FlashQuatsch
    @FlashQuatsch 3 роки тому +155

    Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.

    • @PSIHedgehogChris
      @PSIHedgehogChris 2 роки тому +17

      And also the fact that you can play the entirety of both the Master System version and Arcade version of Fantasy Zone in Lost Judgement.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Рік тому +4

      Even before that, you could play several NES games in a GameCube game.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Рік тому +5

      @@Chaos89P Animal Crossing, remember trying Balloon Fight on there

  • @Clouded-Logic
    @Clouded-Logic 5 років тому +241

    "I think my life is measured in Abobos."
    Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 8 років тому +1343

    Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 років тому +8187

    You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 10 років тому +124

      What are you doing here?

    • @stevedyssal2495
      @stevedyssal2495 10 років тому +151

      Wow, all my subscriptions are crossing over in the comments section. Now to just sit back and wait for Fitzthistlewits to appear.

    • @sassynick5598
      @sassynick5598 10 років тому +37

      Now, all i need to see is Cryotic appearing here, and im going apeshit

    • @harrykelly2172
      @harrykelly2172 10 років тому +57

      BIG YOU-TUBERS ENJOY WATCH THE VIDEOS OF OTHER BIG YOU-TUBERS! THIS SHITS INSANE! This is too much, I think I need to rest...

    • @harrykelly2172
      @harrykelly2172 10 років тому +6

      Harry Kelly *watching

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 2 роки тому +420

    I miss this.
    I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.

    • @chiffre800
      @chiffre800 2 роки тому +17

      same

    • @SeanHiruki
      @SeanHiruki 2 роки тому +60

      Me too man. His new stuff is still hilarious but I miss the games

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +28

      I mean not everyone is able to do game reviews forever 😅

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 2 роки тому +20

      Most of all I wish Jon would go back to being funny.

    • @dizzydial8081
      @dizzydial8081 Рік тому +10

      @@HermitKing731 How many angry video game nerd clones do you need?

  • @lukas203
    @lukas203 4 роки тому +82

    8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history.
    I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.

  • @Reilly-K
    @Reilly-K 5 років тому +2926

    Fun fact:
    Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.

    • @alihamadqabazard2857
      @alihamadqabazard2857 5 років тому +66

      Reilly-K And sonic and sega all stars racing.

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 5 років тому +13

      Oh, cool! Never played that one myself, so I wouldn't know.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 5 років тому +32

      Reilly-K Fun fact:
      If you play Sonic Riders you may *die*

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, the learning curve is pretty steep. It can be really frustrating until you get the hang of how to play it.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 років тому +3

      Why must I hold the z button to accelerate in Sonic Riders? I got so many hand cramps.

  • @collegecollege6848
    @collegecollege6848 6 років тому +3782

    I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs

    • @LieutenantJoey
      @LieutenantJoey 5 років тому +74

      College.
      Yep. College.

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 5 років тому +74

      You two eye balls conspiracist make me sick

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 5 років тому +20

      @Radar O’Reilly You get six.

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 5 років тому +47

      I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 років тому +7

      Ohh shit then I need to see someone

  • @llMarvelous
    @llMarvelous 2 роки тому +45

    That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing 4 роки тому +176

    6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 5 років тому +542

    5:20
    Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 4 роки тому +24

      Had he flipped them off of his middle fingers that would’ve been animal cruelty
      And a quintuple bird flip

    • @the_milkmann
      @the_milkmann 4 роки тому +7

      I mean it would be a quadruple bird flip in some countries

    • @rockmanbeta8055
      @rockmanbeta8055 3 роки тому +12

      Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived!
      The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!

    • @adamstegall5732
      @adamstegall5732 3 роки тому +6

      Use your feet and then it's a six flip off

    • @thechubbycreeperplays2350
      @thechubbycreeperplays2350 3 роки тому +3

      @@adamstegall5732 *sextuplet bird flip

  • @bellknight3310
    @bellknight3310 5 років тому +1757

    This video is almost 5 years old.
    Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 5 років тому +9

      Bell Knight ikr times have changed

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 4 роки тому +46

      Now normal boots is dead

    • @afriendosrs5041
      @afriendosrs5041 4 роки тому +13

      time sucks

    • @taurterus8306
      @taurterus8306 4 роки тому +57

      2:10
      2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim.
      2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year
      But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.

    • @BlakouttheMM
      @BlakouttheMM 4 роки тому +21

      @@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.

  • @b6b4g3
    @b6b4g3 4 роки тому +354

    Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.

    • @XxGorillaGodxX
      @XxGorillaGodxX 4 роки тому +69

      One of the first songs played in the video is a midi cover of "Let's live in a lovely cemetery" from the 13th game

    • @biggoofy
      @biggoofy 3 роки тому +36

      It’s popular so it’s not weird enough

    • @warrenpeace5537
      @warrenpeace5537 3 роки тому +11

      Is it just me, or does the song at the end sound a bit like a retro Catastrophe in Bhava-agra ~ Wonderful Heaven?

    • @orange0666
      @orange0666 2 роки тому +5

      Not weird enough

  • @jackmaurantonio8811
    @jackmaurantonio8811 4 роки тому +58

    12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 років тому +399

    11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment

    • @UniverseKeeper2
      @UniverseKeeper2 10 років тому +3

      o_o, you being cereal right now? ...cauuuuse I wanna see it then :D

    • @Mr._Matt
      @Mr._Matt 10 років тому +3

      Fun seeing a comment from the songify folks. "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" is too fantastic. =D

    • @firesauce9016
      @firesauce9016 6 років тому +2

      schmoyoho *N O I T C A N T B E U N S E E N*

    • @dig4587
      @dig4587 5 років тому

      Hey smo, do pbg's cole

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 років тому

      THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSEEN

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 8 років тому +276

    JON'S GETTIN' UPSET!
    one of the funniest lines ever lol

    • @eggie948
      @eggie948 8 років тому +4

      He reminds me of josh bell lmao

    • @tankmaverick99
      @tankmaverick99 8 років тому +7

      You'd really like Seinfeld then

    • @yupitsjessbbyx3
      @yupitsjessbbyx3 8 років тому +1

      +Joce E.T. Josh Peck?

    • @eggie948
      @eggie948 8 років тому +2

      +Jessica Ayala Omf I must have been half asleep when I wrote that lmao

    • @epickalamaricatswag7733
      @epickalamaricatswag7733 7 років тому +1

      ramirezthesilvite

  • @dannyboy7708
    @dannyboy7708 4 роки тому +71

    6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.

    • @jordankeller4253
      @jordankeller4253 3 роки тому +9

      (Although it makes a GameBoy sound as it starts up lol)

  • @Graybat12
    @Graybat12 2 роки тому +13

    Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on UA-cam. The shelf-life of most UA-cam content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.

  • @hecka_cool
    @hecka_cool 6 років тому +1837

    I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal

    • @ex0duzz
      @ex0duzz 6 років тому +4

      What is ytp?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 років тому +87

      @ ex0duzz
      A "YTP" or UA-cam Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!

    • @pixelatedbishop
      @pixelatedbishop 6 років тому +9

      Sounds pretty accurate

    • @fartface8918
      @fartface8918 6 років тому +9

      7.62 x39mm
      Wow good Way of describing it I thought you were going to fail but that’s pretty good

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 6 років тому +22

      7.62 x39mm
      What a helpful intermediate rifle cartridge

  • @thatkatkrazykid4742
    @thatkatkrazykid4742 5 років тому +822

    I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 4 роки тому +20

      That’s such a great quote

  • @SoraSkyAtic
    @SoraSkyAtic 4 роки тому +29

    0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)

  • @flameyboy4184
    @flameyboy4184 4 роки тому +71

    Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life

    • @dale3829
      @dale3829 2 роки тому +3

      We don’t have enough eyeballs to take him down

  • @psycho_maniac1389
    @psycho_maniac1389 8 років тому +103

    "You know what's not free?"
    "Food"

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 5 років тому +84

    5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7

    • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
      @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 8 місяців тому +3

      And now in 2023 (almost 2024), the game costs over $10,000. 🙂

  • @eliasvangemert5699
    @eliasvangemert5699 3 роки тому +19

    Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years

  • @lostsoul2u184
    @lostsoul2u184 3 роки тому +18

    Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.

  • @brik_productions3813
    @brik_productions3813 5 років тому +63

    9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

  • @SkyeRoseVT1073
    @SkyeRoseVT1073 5 років тому +1565

    "Where'd this learn to save a nation?
    The United States?"
    *Seinfeld theme intensifies

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 4 роки тому +42

      Seinfeld...as in Jerry Seinfeld? *JERRY!?*

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +17

      @@peucoman is getting upset!

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +5

      Strongest Potato Nnnnnewman.

    • @brandicardwell6516
      @brandicardwell6516 4 роки тому +4

      Bro..........this is my new favorite comment of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @willfahey6348
      @willfahey6348 4 роки тому +2

      Ahh yes, I see you too are a man of culture.

  • @basedvibes5688
    @basedvibes5688 Рік тому +13

    8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 4 роки тому +45

    5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.

  • @thewyvernripper
    @thewyvernripper 7 років тому +89

    "I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
    -JonTron 2014

  • @ShotgunMcgee666
    @ShotgunMcgee666 10 років тому +286

    And in today's JonTron comments section:
    People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event.
    People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event.
    People asking why Touhou isn't in this.
    People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this.
    People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes.
    People saying JonTron isn't funny any more.
    People saying JonTron is still funny.
    People saying JonTron is a sellout.
    People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off.
    People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

    • @Canyon_Storm
      @Canyon_Storm 10 років тому

      Wait what up with jon and ps4, I missed this story.

    • @Lopiny
      @Lopiny 10 років тому +26

      Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.

    • @OreallyR17
      @OreallyR17 10 років тому +4

      Lopiny ...Really? Way to be overly PC tumblr.

    • @BenandJery
      @BenandJery 10 років тому +1

      Also, people talking about what people are talking about in this comments section

    • @_fesh
      @_fesh 10 років тому +1

      You missed the 1% of people saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 4 роки тому +25

    10:27
    I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂

  • @jrvalanze
    @jrvalanze 5 років тому +37

    "Bad guys don't go left to right"
    -Jon Jafari, 2014

  • @HellfireLynx22
    @HellfireLynx22 9 років тому +460

    Potato: French Fries
    Jerry: Jelly Beans
    Pie: Cream Pies
    Ice: Ice Cream
    Yeah okay.

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 9 років тому +40

      oh god PLEASE DONT SAY CREAM PIE!

    • @HellfireLynx22
      @HellfireLynx22 9 років тому +3

      Dan Man10 MUHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @jr637-1
      @jr637-1 9 років тому +1

      ***** Or snow cones. It's kind of hard to tell between ice cream and snow cones.

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ 9 років тому +8

      CrusadingChristian "ice" is litterally how they call ice cream in japan. Not surprisingly since it's just "ice cream" but omitting the cream.

    • @ZeDingoBlag
      @ZeDingoBlag 9 років тому +3

      ***** And people wonder where the food modes in Tyrian came from

  • @sirquack1815
    @sirquack1815 5 років тому +139

    4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed.
    Jontron never dissapoints.

  • @brandonlawson2460
    @brandonlawson2460 3 роки тому +22

    2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron

  • @villavilla6301
    @villavilla6301 4 роки тому +13

    JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 5 років тому +4313

    Jerry...
    jelly...
    Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 5 років тому +348

      You ever play Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a card featuring a comic jelly bean with a sword named Jerry Beans Man.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 5 років тому +305

      well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L.
      so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words
      zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work
      like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l
      so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work
      its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"

    • @KoolenDasheppi
      @KoolenDasheppi 5 років тому +56

      @@BeowulfNorther You ruined the damn joke!

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 років тому +33

      @@BeowulfNorther dude....

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 5 років тому +94

      Koolen Dasheppi honestly reading his comment after reading the joke made it funnier for me.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 8 років тому +92

    1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 років тому +2

      Of all vegetables, why artichoke???

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 8 років тому +17

      It's just regular old Desert Strike, with an artichoke printed on it.

    • @singingsun04
      @singingsun04 8 років тому

      I looked it up. Unfortunately it was photoshopped

  • @JohnDoe-pc1qf
    @JohnDoe-pc1qf 2 роки тому +15

    9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.

  • @tomconnell6915
    @tomconnell6915 5 років тому +21

    9:55 Ricardos grandfather!!! We have found the legend

  • @MrGrakk108
    @MrGrakk108 9 років тому +474

    For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +68

      nor obscure enoght

    • @MrGrakk108
      @MrGrakk108 9 років тому +35

      Murcia doxial See? This guy gets it.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +4

      Mr. Grakk i get what? :3, do i get an award?!

    • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
      @DarkChocolateMilkshake 9 років тому +43

      Mr. Grakk It may not be weird enough.... But the Tohou games just need to have their own JonTron video. Maybe a drunk one. Those are always funny.

    • @soopGnat
      @soopGnat 9 років тому +6

      Shadow The Gengar I vote for not encouraging Jon to drink.

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 5 років тому +183

    5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"

    • @smashster1787
      @smashster1787 4 роки тому +19

      5:18 “Two can play at that game!”
      Proceeds to lift up two Jacques that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

  • @Father_Earth
    @Father_Earth Рік тому +7

    Was recommended this after Shinzo Abe was assassinated

  • @manboyy5347
    @manboyy5347 5 років тому +15

    I love rewatching jontron vids, the humor is so timeless, yet so nostalgic 😫I LOVE IT

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 7 років тому +115

    I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 7 років тому +21

      Lee K Like…the cartridge just appeared in your house? Either a friend forgot it out your house, or you had a very strange intruder XD

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 7 років тому +13

      And if it's the ladder, you might want to tell your parents to change their home security system lol

    • @jake-xy3pq
      @jake-xy3pq 6 років тому +1

      Lee K
      I played it on that Sega game collection for the 360

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 років тому

      Lee K that happened to me, when I had my PS2 random games(Destroy All Humans 2, Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, Sly Cooper) would just show up

  • @Capn_Whiskey
    @Capn_Whiskey 9 років тому +426

    True Sword & Lots Magic Adventure Boy is one of the all time greats, but I love Mayhem Plumbing & Turtle Harm Super Brothers. It's a true classic!

    • @HotsoupTheMighty
      @HotsoupTheMighty 9 років тому +59

      That's nothing compared to Many jump jump shoot blue metal boy.

    • @GibsonGamesChannel
      @GibsonGamesChannel 9 років тому +41

      Wall Meat Whip Man is my personal favorite.

    • @cromtuiseagain
      @cromtuiseagain 9 років тому +17

      Dude, Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission Firm (not to be confused with the 80's computer game Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission) was the best. Made a genre out of itself.

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 9 років тому +40

      I like Catching Monster Much Fightness

    • @CrusadiaIX
      @CrusadiaIX 9 років тому +12

      I like Lots Gun and Bad Demons myself, but Super Armour Gun vs Painful Aliens practically reinvented the genre.

  • @N_ickoutwest
    @N_ickoutwest 3 роки тому +5

    Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.

  • @joco7197
    @joco7197 2 роки тому +8

    Bit of a Japanese lesson here. The part about the Jerry=Jelly thing is probably correct. It's most likely a mistranslation, due to the fact that in loan words to mimic the "L" sound, the characters ラ, リ, ル, レ, or ロ are used due to a slight "L" sound in there pronunciation. But those characters are closer to an "R" sound(and end up being transliterated as ra, ri, ru, re, and ro) so are also used for that sound . So end result being that Jerry=ジェリー and Jelly=ジェリー (both pronounced jerii). Though jelly can also be spelt ジェリィ(which is pronounced the same as the pervious spelling.) and also ゼリー(Zerii).

    • @cyborgninja5489
      @cyborgninja5489 6 місяців тому

      How do u say i just vomited in Japanese?

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 10 років тому +82

    6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.

    • @Tanzklaue
      @Tanzklaue 10 років тому +1

      the game was just that special that it deserved this sort of treatment.

    • @LinziOfficial
      @LinziOfficial 10 років тому +9

      He had to shake things up. Besides, it still made a Game Boy Color sound effect, so it wasn't actually correct

    • @wrijack
      @wrijack 10 років тому +5

      It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done.
      Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.

    • @berzerk130
      @berzerk130 10 років тому +3

      Unoriginal Username OH GAWD HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID, THE SMBS, MMMMMMMMMH

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 роки тому

      *Titenic*

  • @PixelatedPerfection
    @PixelatedPerfection 5 років тому +375

    "Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 роки тому +9

      Seinfeld reference.

    • @willfahey6348
      @willfahey6348 3 роки тому +6

      To me the rest of the episode can just be Yada-Yada-Yada-ed.

    • @theinsomniactepig9305
      @theinsomniactepig9305 3 роки тому

      I'm willing to take a guess they meant jelly, as in jelly beans, because that's what it looks like they're doin'

    • @janmanuel4273
      @janmanuel4273 3 роки тому +1

      @@theinsomniactepig9305 i might think that by "Jerry" they actually meant "Jelly" in japanese accent

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 2 роки тому

      @@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 3 роки тому +14

    9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*

  • @Qrw-zd4xw
    @Qrw-zd4xw 3 роки тому +12

    9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol

  • @leonidasdraconic
    @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому +150

    9:50 OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE x'D this is the best JonTron yet can't wait for the next one xD instant favorite ^_^

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Also truxton is a really cool shooter game :D check it out if you get the chance ^w^

    • @diobrando5367
      @diobrando5367 10 років тому

      I love him!!!! He's so amazing!!! Do you know yamimash? 030

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Javice Martinez yes xD do you know markiplier :D

    • @diobrando5367
      @diobrando5367 10 років тому

      Yus 030 he is so gorgeous!!!!!

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Javice Martinez x3

  • @alankarogserbanvancann7700
    @alankarogserbanvancann7700 6 років тому +2557

    "He's trying to save everyone... by killing everyone..? Where did this guy learn how to save people? In the usa?"
    True words my friends.

    • @nmac1563
      @nmac1563 6 років тому +35

      Alan karog serban van Cann because they had an example, Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Good old U.S.A!

    • @router9717
      @router9717 6 років тому +6

      Loved that part!

    • @guardiansparky1766
      @guardiansparky1766 6 років тому +31

      +James Bond He learned everything he knew from DC films Superman

    • @Pepe_Lurkin
      @Pepe_Lurkin 6 років тому +3

      Alan karog serban van Cann it’s not like your a perfect ball of sunshine

    • @radarred4529
      @radarred4529 6 років тому +6

      Sadly, that's how the world works. You have to give something to get something.

  • @crusteebaguette5751
    @crusteebaguette5751 5 років тому +22

    i watch like 3 of these a day and i watched them all like 5 years ago when they came out.... how rewatchable

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 5 років тому +19

    1:41 "Welcome to *my* Fantasy Zone"

  • @AlextheKaijuFan
    @AlextheKaijuFan 9 років тому +1866

    Oh my goodness, I could barely breathe.

  • @hatlesszebra
    @hatlesszebra 7 років тому +417

    Am I the only one that constantly watches jontron vids like a good tv show marathon

    • @blockman3508
      @blockman3508 6 років тому +6

      You mean there's other things on UA-cam?

    • @SladeBallard
      @SladeBallard 6 років тому +2

      I shit you not, I might have watched each one of his videos at least 30 times.

    • @DotaMaster321
      @DotaMaster321 6 років тому

      same here

    • @donquixote1005
      @donquixote1005 6 років тому +1

      Yes. You are the only person in the world who does that.

    • @stevejohnson2987
      @stevejohnson2987 6 років тому

      Hatless zebra no

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 років тому +23

    11:25
    *O O O O O H H H H H H*

  • @krissmith8576
    @krissmith8576 4 роки тому +19

    It's depression hours and I'm watching JonTron at 3am to try and giggle or something so thanks Jon lol

  • @ShyShyTAS
    @ShyShyTAS 5 років тому +644

    _>adds Touhou music_
    _>doesn't mention any Touhou games_

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 5 років тому +108

      Touhou too decent for these insaneties, dont you think?
      Even if sometimes it brings up human eating, and deaply drunk ahmm... girls...

    • @myon-
      @myon- 5 років тому +79

      i think its best touhou isnt introduced to a wider group of people in the west

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 5 років тому +20

      @@myon- I wonder if I dont know all of them to LoLK.

    • @Copperhell144
      @Copperhell144 5 років тому +2

      You think wrong, son!

    • @violetcore1813
      @violetcore1813 4 роки тому +2

      HERESY

  • @megastan8362
    @megastan8362 6 років тому +207

    Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou.
    But Japan.
    Japan.
    *Why.*

    • @bobby31723
      @bobby31723 5 років тому +3

      @veevyo the story is a bit weird but the games themselves are pretty standard in terms of visuals and mechanics

    • @bobby31723
      @bobby31723 5 років тому +3

      @veevyo i fail to see the problem :)

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 5 років тому +1

      Tofu is Chinese, I now this is an old comment, but it needs to be clarified.

    • @spacesatan5840
      @spacesatan5840 5 років тому +6

      I cant escape Touhou no matter how hard i try

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 років тому

      And trust me, you never will. So just let Touhou and ZUN himself come as they come.

  • @regularsamoanguy7192
    @regularsamoanguy7192 3 роки тому +9

    5:16 Tell me why this whole time I was thinking that they just edited Jauqe on both of Jons hand, instead of there being Jauqe and another bird. Wait a minute th-

  • @ludakriss9094
    @ludakriss9094 2 роки тому +7

    Man, I miss him like this. I really do.

  • @aesthetequeenie7652
    @aesthetequeenie7652 9 років тому +274

    I love how just because someone uses "autistic" or "retarded" as an insult, people automatically assume these people hate all people with metal disabilities. But if someone uses "dick" or "pussy" as an insult you don't assume those people hate genitals or people with genitals. (Betcha $10 I'm gonna get called an insensitive bitch)

    • @aesthetequeenie7652
      @aesthetequeenie7652 9 років тому +28

      ***** Thank you. You is best person ever.

    • @aesthetequeenie7652
      @aesthetequeenie7652 9 років тому +2

      ***** Umm... I have no idea what that means, but that's what they're defined as? I'm not saying they're stupid or anything, like my autistic little brother knows, like, insanely obscure stuff. I'm just a little unclear on what you're trying to say...

    • @aesthetequeenie7652
      @aesthetequeenie7652 9 років тому +4

      *****
      Oh, fuck me 😖

    • @aesthetequeenie7652
      @aesthetequeenie7652 9 років тому +5

      *****
      Very clever (that's what I get for being a smartass to other people)

    • @TheMilenio300
      @TheMilenio300 9 років тому

      Most FUCKING random conversation ever
      Is this a conversation

  • @carlosspicyweiner8773
    @carlosspicyweiner8773 9 місяців тому +3

    the old videos are so good

  • @pixline3400
    @pixline3400 4 роки тому +15

    When you (as the content creator) are aware about COPPA
    3:59

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 6 років тому +1089

    Man 1910 times were *JERRY*

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 6 років тому +8

      Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!

    • @aaronsouthan7798
      @aaronsouthan7798 6 років тому +8

      Whoo! 200th like...
      I hate my existence.

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 6 років тому +11

      It's a Jelly Bean weapon, but Japanese has no 'L' sounds. They come out like a rolled 'R'.

    • @kylekorverfan7267
      @kylekorverfan7267 6 років тому

      Carter Heck hey im Jerry
      Fight me

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 5 років тому

      390 likes....just wow...you guys are amazing!

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 8 років тому +293

    11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 8 років тому +125

      No.
      That's the first boss.

    • @jamegumb880
      @jamegumb880 8 років тому +31

      +Joseph Donnelly Subsequent bosses get a lot weirder and gayer.

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 8 років тому +10

      +Jame Gumb DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM! Mere mortals do not have the capacity in their minds or their souls to comprehend the sheer evil that awaits them!

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 8 років тому +14

      Jame Gumb another has fallen...

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 8 років тому

      +TheGrayMysterious Wat

  • @adav838
    @adav838 2 роки тому +5

    This never gets old! Deffinitely one of the funniest JonTron videos!

  • @bondgaming0001
    @bondgaming0001 3 роки тому +13

    3:21 the entirety of 2020 to 2021

  • @NukTap
    @NukTap 8 років тому +390

    jerry beans...on my mind

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 8 років тому

      The wi-fi sucks here.

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 7 років тому +7

      JON'S GETTING UPSET!

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 7 років тому +2

      .....I crah mah eyes out ohbehr youuuuu....

    • @antme3964
      @antme3964 7 років тому

      I had ridean 4 on the Xbox 360

    • @jacklajoie9126
      @jacklajoie9126 7 років тому

      insert undertale reference here

  • @cynarjulep
    @cynarjulep 10 років тому +92

    "[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?"
    Take my like

  • @Occultist_Anonymous
    @Occultist_Anonymous 2 роки тому +3

    Remember when jontron reviewed video games? Its been so long since i felt true happiness

  • @Levi_02
    @Levi_02 2 роки тому +8

    hi we all know it isn't your first time here

  • @kei_nishimaru
    @kei_nishimaru 7 років тому +2142

    I've gotta admit, Jon's videos have Insanely Rewatchablity.

    • @Kooltrex
      @Kooltrex 7 років тому +70

      So true that's why i don't mind the long wait periods between releases

    • @playahwon
      @playahwon 7 років тому +56

      You're so right you have no idea how many times I've watched these videos in a row.

    • @smerdyakov
      @smerdyakov 7 років тому +3

      Indeed!!

    • @zoey4259
      @zoey4259 7 років тому +1

      King derp prince of prince prince of the prince prince of prince prince princess of the British princess of China prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland princess of China prince of prince prince of America

    • @toastedfox8140
      @toastedfox8140 7 років тому +3

      Mygingerguy true dat, I watched this video 4 times

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 8 років тому +709

    DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!

  • @Cipher158
    @Cipher158 5 років тому +64

    "Where did he learn how to save a country? America?" oof

  • @KARMAZYNA
    @KARMAZYNA 7 років тому +133

    The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +33

      +ReiuShanra
      Japanese Ranguage.

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 7 років тому +2

      i don't think it was done on accident, my dude

    • @tamojitray2584
      @tamojitray2584 7 років тому +21

      Tom and jelly.

    • @jorrogboe
      @jorrogboe 6 років тому +1

      ReiuShanra Shut the fuck up you dirty weeb.

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 6 років тому +1

      ReiuShanra Herro, wrercrome to our home

  • @SuperAlphamale13
    @SuperAlphamale13 7 років тому +479

    8:03
    still the greatest reaction he has ever done
    hands down

    • @santiagocastro948
      @santiagocastro948 7 років тому +51

      SuperAlphamale13 That the same reaction ween you pass the test whit a perfect and you don't study

    • @Reesesoulant
      @Reesesoulant 7 років тому +25

      9:50 is the best one acctually

    • @Diabl0Mask
      @Diabl0Mask 6 років тому +22

      "I've fallen, and I choose not to get up".

    • @Azure_Flame
      @Azure_Flame 6 років тому +2

      It annoys me that I cannot remember/find what piece of music that is. -_-

    • @koboldbussymuncher7240
      @koboldbussymuncher7240 6 років тому

      AzureFlame ode to joy

  • @liammasland166
    @liammasland166 3 роки тому +11

    3:49 Q U E E F

  • @mrgibus8278
    @mrgibus8278 3 роки тому +6

    5:10 for the double bird scene if anyone's interested

  • @ikhaotic2555
    @ikhaotic2555 7 років тому +525

    So who looked up Billy The Sex Offender?

  • @crustyboogers
    @crustyboogers 7 років тому +271

    "I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 4 роки тому +10

    JonTron is like comfort food for my brain. Thanks jonno.

  • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
    @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 2 роки тому +1

    Lol.....his reaction to keio flying squadrons intro.... I loved this game! Still do!!

  • @YouMeAtSea
    @YouMeAtSea 9 років тому +452

    This comment section. Holy fuck.
    Worst part about it is you know that these are adults saying these things.

  • @FlipZFox
    @FlipZFox 9 років тому +210

    Guys, Jontron may have been leaning downward in quality, but you need to remember, *YOU ARE THE REASON WHY*.
    I mean seriously, everyday most of you literally beg him to make new videos as you can't live 2 minutes without them, and rushing doesn't always mean a good dish is served everytime. You guys need to cut him some slack about him taking his time when he does, otherwise he'll keep going down in quality.

    • @kaidar12
      @kaidar12 9 років тому +17

      That, and even more so people really should stop trying to butt in on his personal life. You can see its effect on him during some recent panels.

    • @Chyun98
      @Chyun98 9 років тому

      ***** The only channel where the "HURRY UP GUYS MAKE ANOTHER VIDEOOOO" thing seems to exist nowadays is in Team Four Star :P

    • @bobtheflyingdonkey
      @bobtheflyingdonkey 9 років тому +43

      What? JonTron is getting better and better with each new video.

    • @agapitoliria
      @agapitoliria 9 років тому +12

      I think it's more about the pressure of the haters and all the whinning. Even if people say the solution is "stop listening to them" it's definitely not that easy. The pressure on him right now is huge, it must be hard to come up with good comedy with a shitty depressive mood.

    • @notalent3954
      @notalent3954 9 років тому +44

      I don't see a downgrade in quality