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  • @TradingAces
    @TradingAces 6 років тому +11218

    Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.

  • @NicoPanasiuk
    @NicoPanasiuk 9 років тому +4399

    "Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron
    I want that on a t-shirt!

    • @chef7196
      @chef7196 9 років тому +1

      😂

    • @ryanrombalski378
      @ryanrombalski378 9 років тому +50

      I think someone made a design. Hold on, let me find this shit.
      ...
      Here it is: twitter.com/CColdGaming/status/670860820235083776

    • @NicoPanasiuk
      @NicoPanasiuk 9 років тому +54

      oh my god...

    • @TeboxYT
      @TeboxYT 9 років тому

      +Itzar fuck you

    • @Athai_
      @Athai_ 9 років тому +11

      +MrTeabox lol why?

  • @Dynamotogh
    @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +10670

    I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +122

      Dynamo Alligatz True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy!

    • @Dynamotogh
      @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +80

      Very Gun and Much Scary, Actually Female!

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +63

      Dynamo Alligatz Plumber Man and Green Guy: Super!

    • @Dynamotogh
      @Dynamotogh 9 років тому +34

      Much scare, deep story, animal robots!

    • @Brawlcats
      @Brawlcats 9 років тому +21

      Dynamo Alligatz Boxing Man: Little Adventure!!

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 4 роки тому +912

    I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +77

      I'm scared moving on!

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 2 роки тому +85

      Japanese media in a nutshell

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 2 роки тому +49

      Japan 101: Accurate myhtos/history, but with Anime

    • @addemup8645
      @addemup8645 2 роки тому +17

      It's not that hard, I do it on a biweekly basis.

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 2 роки тому +29

      As an anime enjoyer…. It’s known as japan being japan

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 років тому +8227

    You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 10 років тому +124

      What are you doing here?

    • @stevedyssal2495
      @stevedyssal2495 10 років тому +150

      Wow, all my subscriptions are crossing over in the comments section. Now to just sit back and wait for Fitzthistlewits to appear.

    • @sassynick5598
      @sassynick5598 10 років тому +37

      Now, all i need to see is Cryotic appearing here, and im going apeshit

    • @harrykelly2172
      @harrykelly2172 10 років тому +57

      BIG YOU-TUBERS ENJOY WATCH THE VIDEOS OF OTHER BIG YOU-TUBERS! THIS SHITS INSANE! This is too much, I think I need to rest...

    • @harrykelly2172
      @harrykelly2172 10 років тому +6

      Harry Kelly *watching

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 років тому +1428

    0:42
    THERE IT IS!
    The boyfriend pillow!

    • @JagoombaTV
      @JagoombaTV 5 років тому +37

      I was about to comment that, congrats for beating me to it XD

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 5 років тому +66

      They finally got him. After all these years, he has become a true believer.

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 5 років тому +18

      What a callback

    • @RangingCatX5
      @RangingCatX5 5 років тому +10

      Omgggggg how????

    • @galffygergojozsef7816
      @galffygergojozsef7816 5 років тому +5

      YES!YES!!YES!!!

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 7 років тому +3203

    So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.

    • @rouju
      @rouju 7 років тому +210

      Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha

    • @Nani-xm8su
      @Nani-xm8su 7 років тому +139

      What the fuck

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 7 років тому +240

      "Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers and Builders' army begins..."

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 6 років тому +16

      WHAT?!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @veson231
      @veson231 6 років тому +82

      I think that explanation is the equivalent of the Kubrick.

  • @jcruz5050
    @jcruz5050 3 роки тому +152

    Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!"
    Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 5 років тому +564

    5:20
    Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 4 роки тому +27

      Had he flipped them off of his middle fingers that would’ve been animal cruelty
      And a quintuple bird flip

    • @the_milkmann
      @the_milkmann 4 роки тому +7

      I mean it would be a quadruple bird flip in some countries

    • @rockmanbeta8055
      @rockmanbeta8055 4 роки тому +13

      Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived!
      The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!

    • @adamstegall5732
      @adamstegall5732 4 роки тому +6

      Use your feet and then it's a six flip off

    • @thechubbycreeperplays2350
      @thechubbycreeperplays2350 4 роки тому +3

      @@adamstegall5732 *sextuplet bird flip

  • @collegecollege6848
    @collegecollege6848 6 років тому +3829

    I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs

    • @LieutenantJoey
      @LieutenantJoey 6 років тому +75

      College.
      Yep. College.

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 6 років тому +74

      You two eye balls conspiracist make me sick

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 5 років тому +20

      @Radar O’Reilly You get six.

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 5 років тому +49

      I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 років тому +8

      Ohh shit then I need to see someone

  • @mr.duck1246
    @mr.duck1246 2 роки тому +719

    Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video

  • @FlashQuatsch
    @FlashQuatsch 3 роки тому +186

    Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.

    • @PSIHedgehogChris
      @PSIHedgehogChris 2 роки тому +21

      And also the fact that you can play the entirety of both the Master System version and Arcade version of Fantasy Zone in Lost Judgement.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Рік тому +4

      Even before that, you could play several NES games in a GameCube game.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Рік тому +6

      @@Chaos89P Animal Crossing, remember trying Balloon Fight on there

  • @bellknight3310
    @bellknight3310 5 років тому +1778

    This video is almost 5 years old.
    Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 5 років тому +9

      Bell Knight ikr times have changed

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 5 років тому +46

      Now normal boots is dead

    • @cuteemilycringes
      @cuteemilycringes 5 років тому +13

      time sucks

    • @taurterus8306
      @taurterus8306 5 років тому +57

      2:10
      2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim.
      2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year
      But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.

    • @BlakouttheMM
      @BlakouttheMM 5 років тому +21

      @@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.

  • @sawyerpatton2932
    @sawyerpatton2932 8 років тому +1258

    Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.

    • @snigamer3749
      @snigamer3749 8 років тому +1

      haha

    • @cookiecookie3207
      @cookiecookie3207 8 років тому +38

      The problem is the game is the drug

    • @HayDawgBruh
      @HayDawgBruh 8 років тому +30

      How high does a human being have to be to understand these games?

    • @sawyerpatton2932
      @sawyerpatton2932 8 років тому +16

      two hours non-stop gameplay of Earthbound high.

    • @judgecat9284
      @judgecat9284 8 років тому +10

      I have spent the last 5 years of my life trying to get as high as possible, I still have no fucking clue.

  • @Reilly-K
    @Reilly-K 6 років тому +2955

    Fun fact:
    Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.

    • @RedwindAndBeyond
      @RedwindAndBeyond 6 років тому +69

      Reilly-K And sonic and sega all stars racing.

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 6 років тому +14

      Oh, cool! Never played that one myself, so I wouldn't know.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 6 років тому +32

      Reilly-K Fun fact:
      If you play Sonic Riders you may *die*

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, the learning curve is pretty steep. It can be really frustrating until you get the hang of how to play it.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 6 років тому +3

      Why must I hold the z button to accelerate in Sonic Riders? I got so many hand cramps.

  • @lukas203
    @lukas203 4 роки тому +89

    8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history.
    I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 років тому +407

    11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment

    • @UniverseKeeper2
      @UniverseKeeper2 10 років тому +3

      o_o, you being cereal right now? ...cauuuuse I wanna see it then :D

    • @Mr._Matt
      @Mr._Matt 10 років тому +3

      Fun seeing a comment from the songify folks. "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" is too fantastic. =D

    • @firesauce9016
      @firesauce9016 7 років тому +2

      schmoyoho *N O I T C A N T B E U N S E E N*

    • @dig4587
      @dig4587 6 років тому

      Hey smo, do pbg's cole

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 років тому

      THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSEEN

  • @thatkatkrazykid4742
    @thatkatkrazykid4742 6 років тому +840

    I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 4 роки тому +20

      That’s such a great quote

  • @hecka_cool
    @hecka_cool 7 років тому +1850

    I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal

    • @ex0duzz
      @ex0duzz 7 років тому +4

      What is ytp?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 років тому +87

      @ ex0duzz
      A "YTP" or UA-cam Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!

    • @pixelatedbishop
      @pixelatedbishop 7 років тому +9

      Sounds pretty accurate

    • @fartface8918
      @fartface8918 7 років тому +9

      7.62 x39mm
      Wow good Way of describing it I thought you were going to fail but that’s pretty good

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 6 років тому +22

      7.62 x39mm
      What a helpful intermediate rifle cartridge

  • @Clouded-Logic
    @Clouded-Logic 5 років тому +253

    "I think my life is measured in Abobos."
    Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.

  • @brik_productions3813
    @brik_productions3813 5 років тому +67

    9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

  • @SkyeRoseVT1073
    @SkyeRoseVT1073 5 років тому +1576

    "Where'd this learn to save a nation?
    The United States?"
    *Seinfeld theme intensifies

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 5 років тому +43

      Seinfeld...as in Jerry Seinfeld? *JERRY!?*

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +17

      @@peucoman is getting upset!

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 5 років тому +5

      Strongest Potato Nnnnnewman.

    • @brandicardwell6516
      @brandicardwell6516 4 роки тому +4

      Bro..........this is my new favorite comment of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @willfahey6348
      @willfahey6348 4 роки тому +2

      Ahh yes, I see you too are a man of culture.

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 5 років тому +91

    5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7

  • @rainyrainold
    @rainyrainold 5 років тому +862

    Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.

    • @nickirmen6671
      @nickirmen6671 4 роки тому +52

      He actually has an IMDB page, one I can remember off the top of my head was Yooka-Laylee

    • @logger8498
      @logger8498 4 роки тому +57

      A bird from a hat in time

    • @drummer703
      @drummer703 3 роки тому +13

      He’s not even from NY

    • @untunedguitar45
      @untunedguitar45 3 роки тому +4

      Until that was removed

    • @hepatitisf7495
      @hepatitisf7495 3 роки тому +12

      @@logger8498 yeah, he’s the receptionist

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 5 років тому +192

    5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"

    • @smashster1787
      @smashster1787 5 років тому +20

      5:18 “Two can play at that game!”
      Proceeds to lift up two Jacques that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 8 років тому +279

    JON'S GETTIN' UPSET!
    one of the funniest lines ever lol

    • @eggie948
      @eggie948 8 років тому +4

      He reminds me of josh bell lmao

    • @tankmaverick99
      @tankmaverick99 8 років тому +7

      You'd really like Seinfeld then

    • @yupitsjessbbyx3
      @yupitsjessbbyx3 8 років тому +1

      +Joce E.T. Josh Peck?

    • @eggie948
      @eggie948 8 років тому +2

      +Jessica Ayala Omf I must have been half asleep when I wrote that lmao

    • @epickalamaricatswag7733
      @epickalamaricatswag7733 8 років тому +1

      ramirezthesilvite

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 5 років тому +4315

    Jerry...
    jelly...
    Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 5 років тому +351

      You ever play Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a card featuring a comic jelly bean with a sword named Jerry Beans Man.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 5 років тому +309

      well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L.
      so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words
      zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work
      like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l
      so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work
      its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"

    • @KoolenDasheppi
      @KoolenDasheppi 5 років тому +57

      @@BeowulfNorther You ruined the damn joke!

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 років тому +33

      @@BeowulfNorther dude....

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 5 років тому +96

      Koolen Dasheppi honestly reading his comment after reading the joke made it funnier for me.

  • @llMarvelous
    @llMarvelous 2 роки тому +49

    That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it

  • @thewyvernripper
    @thewyvernripper 8 років тому +91

    "I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
    -JonTron 2014

  • @sirquack1815
    @sirquack1815 5 років тому +145

    4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed.
    Jontron never dissapoints.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 8 років тому +100

    1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 років тому +3

      Of all vegetables, why artichoke???

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 8 років тому +18

      It's just regular old Desert Strike, with an artichoke printed on it.

    • @singingsun04
      @singingsun04 8 років тому

      I looked it up. Unfortunately it was photoshopped

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 3 роки тому +437

    I miss this.
    I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.

    • @chiffre800
      @chiffre800 2 роки тому +17

      same

    • @SeanHiruki
      @SeanHiruki 2 роки тому +65

      Me too man. His new stuff is still hilarious but I miss the games

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +28

      I mean not everyone is able to do game reviews forever 😅

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 2 роки тому +22

      Most of all I wish Jon would go back to being funny.

    • @dizzydial8081
      @dizzydial8081 2 роки тому +10

      @@HermitKing731 How many angry video game nerd clones do you need?

  • @Lucasa9Poke
    @Lucasa9Poke 9 років тому +137

    >talks about japanese Shoot Em' Ups
    >puts Touhou music in the video
    >doesn't talk about Touhou

    • @Lucasa9Poke
      @Lucasa9Poke 9 років тому +2

      ***** Unless you think a flying shrine maiden, alongside a magician, another shrine maiden and a maid, defeating vampires, ghosts, lunarians, gods, cats, crows, a buddhist, a taoist, a bunch of instruments and a girl flying inside a bowl is completely normal.

    • @ZeStreD
      @ZeStreD 9 років тому +2

      Lucasa9Poke Its not that abnormal especially not to this level lol. I wish he would do a video on normal ones so he would HAVE to include Touhou though.

    • @Soxviper
      @Soxviper 9 років тому +1

      Touhou isn't that weird.

    • @annabontempo7399
      @annabontempo7399 9 років тому +4

      >uses greentext outside of 4chan

    • @Lucasa9Poke
      @Lucasa9Poke 9 років тому

      the violinist >never went to 4chan
      >uses it anyway

  • @AlextheKaijuFan
    @AlextheKaijuFan 9 років тому +1862

    Oh my goodness, I could barely breathe.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 8 років тому +1375

    Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing 5 років тому +181

    6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?

  • @SuperAlphamale13
    @SuperAlphamale13 8 років тому +479

    8:03
    still the greatest reaction he has ever done
    hands down

    • @santiagocastro948
      @santiagocastro948 8 років тому +51

      SuperAlphamale13 That the same reaction ween you pass the test whit a perfect and you don't study

    • @Reesesoulant
      @Reesesoulant 7 років тому +25

      9:50 is the best one acctually

    • @Diabl0Mask
      @Diabl0Mask 7 років тому +22

      "I've fallen, and I choose not to get up".

    • @Azure_Flame
      @Azure_Flame 7 років тому +2

      It annoys me that I cannot remember/find what piece of music that is. -_-

    • @koboldbussymuncher7240
      @koboldbussymuncher7240 7 років тому

      AzureFlame ode to joy

  • @PixelatedPerfection
    @PixelatedPerfection 6 років тому +378

    "Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 роки тому +9

      Seinfeld reference.

    • @willfahey6348
      @willfahey6348 4 роки тому +6

      To me the rest of the episode can just be Yada-Yada-Yada-ed.

    • @theinsomniactepig9305
      @theinsomniactepig9305 3 роки тому

      I'm willing to take a guess they meant jelly, as in jelly beans, because that's what it looks like they're doin'

    • @janmanuel4273
      @janmanuel4273 3 роки тому +1

      @@theinsomniactepig9305 i might think that by "Jerry" they actually meant "Jelly" in japanese accent

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 3 роки тому

      @@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."

  • @hatlesszebra
    @hatlesszebra 7 років тому +418

    Am I the only one that constantly watches jontron vids like a good tv show marathon

    • @blockman3508
      @blockman3508 7 років тому +6

      You mean there's other things on UA-cam?

    • @SladeBallard
      @SladeBallard 6 років тому +2

      I shit you not, I might have watched each one of his videos at least 30 times.

    • @DotaMaster321
      @DotaMaster321 6 років тому

      same here

    • @donquixote1005
      @donquixote1005 6 років тому +1

      Yes. You are the only person in the world who does that.

    • @stevejohnson2987
      @stevejohnson2987 6 років тому

      Hatless zebra no

  • @jackmaurantonio8811
    @jackmaurantonio8811 5 років тому +62

    12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test

  • @psycho_maniac1389
    @psycho_maniac1389 8 років тому +107

    "You know what's not free?"
    "Food"

  • @acorpse1535
    @acorpse1535 6 років тому +257

    "Now that's just inappropriate." THAT'S JAPAN FOR YA JOHN

  • @ShotgunMcgee666
    @ShotgunMcgee666 10 років тому +288

    And in today's JonTron comments section:
    People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event.
    People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event.
    People asking why Touhou isn't in this.
    People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this.
    People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes.
    People saying JonTron isn't funny any more.
    People saying JonTron is still funny.
    People saying JonTron is a sellout.
    People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off.
    People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

    • @Canyon_Storm
      @Canyon_Storm 10 років тому +1

      Wait what up with jon and ps4, I missed this story.

    • @Lopiny
      @Lopiny 10 років тому +27

      Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.

    • @OreallyR17
      @OreallyR17 10 років тому +4

      Lopiny ...Really? Way to be overly PC tumblr.

    • @BenandJery
      @BenandJery 10 років тому +1

      Also, people talking about what people are talking about in this comments section

    • @_fesh
      @_fesh 10 років тому +1

      You missed the 1% of people saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

  • @SoraSkyAtic
    @SoraSkyAtic 5 років тому +32

    0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 9 років тому +709

    DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!

  • @alankarogserbanvancann7700
    @alankarogserbanvancann7700 7 років тому +2557

    "He's trying to save everyone... by killing everyone..? Where did this guy learn how to save people? In the usa?"
    True words my friends.

    • @nmac1563
      @nmac1563 7 років тому +35

      Alan karog serban van Cann because they had an example, Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Good old U.S.A!

    • @router9717
      @router9717 6 років тому +6

      Loved that part!

    • @guardiansparky1766
      @guardiansparky1766 6 років тому +31

      +James Bond He learned everything he knew from DC films Superman

    • @Pepe_Lurkin
      @Pepe_Lurkin 6 років тому +3

      Alan karog serban van Cann it’s not like your a perfect ball of sunshine

    • @radarred4529
      @radarred4529 6 років тому +6

      Sadly, that's how the world works. You have to give something to get something.

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 8 років тому +32

    "Now I'm no eyeball scientist, but I don't think you get to have that many eyeballs" made me laugh possibly harder than any other thing I have seen on UA-cam.

  • @dannyboy7708
    @dannyboy7708 4 роки тому +74

    6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.

    • @GloriousGandalf
      @GloriousGandalf 4 роки тому +9

      (Although it makes a GameBoy sound as it starts up lol)

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 10 років тому +84

    6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.

    • @Tanzklaue
      @Tanzklaue 10 років тому +1

      the game was just that special that it deserved this sort of treatment.

    • @LinziOfficial
      @LinziOfficial 10 років тому +10

      He had to shake things up. Besides, it still made a Game Boy Color sound effect, so it wasn't actually correct

    • @wrijack
      @wrijack 10 років тому +6

      It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done.
      Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.

    • @berzerk130
      @berzerk130 10 років тому +3

      Unoriginal Username OH GAWD HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID, THE SMBS, MMMMMMMMMH

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 роки тому

      *Titenic*

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 7 років тому +30

    8:04-8:12 Hands down, one of the BEST JonTron reactions in history!

    • @mattybear312
      @mattybear312 2 роки тому +1

      *whhaaaut daaahh faaaaaaauuuck*

  • @Graybat12
    @Graybat12 3 роки тому +16

    Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on UA-cam. The shelf-life of most UA-cam content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 5 років тому +46

    5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.

  • @s7121n9s
    @s7121n9s 7 років тому +237

    "jerry?? jerry!! jons gettin upset!!!"

  • @cointocontinue2227
    @cointocontinue2227 7 років тому +523

    I HAVE FALLEN. AND I CHOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!

  • @megastan8362
    @megastan8362 7 років тому +211

    Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou.
    But Japan.
    Japan.
    *Why.*

    • @bobby31723
      @bobby31723 5 років тому +3

      @veevyo the story is a bit weird but the games themselves are pretty standard in terms of visuals and mechanics

    • @bobby31723
      @bobby31723 5 років тому +3

      @veevyo i fail to see the problem :)

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 5 років тому +1

      Tofu is Chinese, I now this is an old comment, but it needs to be clarified.

    • @spacesatan5840
      @spacesatan5840 5 років тому +7

      I cant escape Touhou no matter how hard i try

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 років тому +1

      And trust me, you never will. So just let Touhou and ZUN himself come as they come.

  • @b6b4g3
    @b6b4g3 5 років тому +354

    Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.

    • @yasu_red
      @yasu_red 4 роки тому +69

      One of the first songs played in the video is a midi cover of "Let's live in a lovely cemetery" from the 13th game

    • @biggoofy
      @biggoofy 4 роки тому +36

      It’s popular so it’s not weird enough

    • @warrenpeace5537
      @warrenpeace5537 4 роки тому +11

      Is it just me, or does the song at the end sound a bit like a retro Catastrophe in Bhava-agra ~ Wonderful Heaven?

    • @orange0666
      @orange0666 3 роки тому +5

      Not weird enough

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 7 років тому +1091

    Man 1910 times were *JERRY*

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 6 років тому +8

      Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!

    • @aaronsouthan7798
      @aaronsouthan7798 6 років тому +8

      Whoo! 200th like...
      I hate my existence.

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 6 років тому +11

      It's a Jelly Bean weapon, but Japanese has no 'L' sounds. They come out like a rolled 'R'.

    • @kylekorverfan7267
      @kylekorverfan7267 6 років тому

      Carter Heck hey im Jerry
      Fight me

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 6 років тому

      390 likes....just wow...you guys are amazing!

  • @professionaldaft7403
    @professionaldaft7403 5 років тому +45

    2:30 damn, this video was released when Sonic Boom existed, I feel like I'm watching a time paradox

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 3 роки тому +4

      Finally someone who gets it.
      Seriously tho it feels like that game released only 2 years ago.

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 8 років тому +114

    I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 8 років тому +20

      Lee K Like…the cartridge just appeared in your house? Either a friend forgot it out your house, or you had a very strange intruder XD

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 8 років тому +13

      And if it's the ladder, you might want to tell your parents to change their home security system lol

    • @jake-xy3pq
      @jake-xy3pq 7 років тому +1

      Lee K
      I played it on that Sega game collection for the 360

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 7 років тому

      Lee K that happened to me, when I had my PS2 random games(Destroy All Humans 2, Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, Sly Cooper) would just show up

  • @eliasvangemert5699
    @eliasvangemert5699 3 роки тому +20

    Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years

  • @crustyboogers
    @crustyboogers 8 років тому +273

    "I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"

  • @ShyShyTAS
    @ShyShyTAS 5 років тому +645

    _>adds Touhou music_
    _>doesn't mention any Touhou games_

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 5 років тому +109

      Touhou too decent for these insaneties, dont you think?
      Even if sometimes it brings up human eating, and deaply drunk ahmm... girls...

    • @myon-
      @myon- 5 років тому +80

      i think its best touhou isnt introduced to a wider group of people in the west

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 5 років тому +20

      @@myon- I wonder if I dont know all of them to LoLK.

    • @Copperhell144
      @Copperhell144 5 років тому +2

      You think wrong, son!

    • @violetcore1813
      @violetcore1813 5 років тому +2

      HERESY

  • @cynarjulep
    @cynarjulep 10 років тому +92

    "[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?"
    Take my like

    • @HelloyouTheSmiley
      @HelloyouTheSmiley 10 років тому +3

      lets bomb everything 030

    • @pfvyuigvyhuhu6253
      @pfvyuigvyhuhu6253 10 років тому +4

      Owen Bodine
      Only when there's nothing but ashes left will they know true FREEDOM

  • @basedvibes5688
    @basedvibes5688 2 роки тому +13

    8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch

  • @Capn_Whiskey
    @Capn_Whiskey 10 років тому +428

    True Sword & Lots Magic Adventure Boy is one of the all time greats, but I love Mayhem Plumbing & Turtle Harm Super Brothers. It's a true classic!

    • @HotsoupTheMighty
      @HotsoupTheMighty 10 років тому +59

      That's nothing compared to Many jump jump shoot blue metal boy.

    • @GibsonGamesChannel
      @GibsonGamesChannel 10 років тому +41

      Wall Meat Whip Man is my personal favorite.

    • @cromtuiseagain
      @cromtuiseagain 10 років тому +17

      Dude, Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission Firm (not to be confused with the 80's computer game Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission) was the best. Made a genre out of itself.

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 10 років тому +40

      I like Catching Monster Much Fightness

    • @CrusadiaIX
      @CrusadiaIX 10 років тому +12

      I like Lots Gun and Bad Demons myself, but Super Armour Gun vs Painful Aliens practically reinvented the genre.

  • @piplupfan77
    @piplupfan77 10 років тому +82

    Best thing to come home to after work. Thanks Jon, you're the man.

  • @HellfireLynx22
    @HellfireLynx22 9 років тому +461

    Potato: French Fries
    Jerry: Jelly Beans
    Pie: Cream Pies
    Ice: Ice Cream
    Yeah okay.

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 9 років тому +40

      oh god PLEASE DONT SAY CREAM PIE!

    • @HellfireLynx22
      @HellfireLynx22 9 років тому +3

      Dan Man10 MUHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @jr637-1
      @jr637-1 9 років тому +1

      ***** Or snow cones. It's kind of hard to tell between ice cream and snow cones.

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ 9 років тому +8

      CrusadingChristian "ice" is litterally how they call ice cream in japan. Not surprisingly since it's just "ice cream" but omitting the cream.

    • @ZeDingoBlag
      @ZeDingoBlag 9 років тому +3

      ***** And people wonder where the food modes in Tyrian came from

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 4 роки тому +27

    10:27
    I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂

  • @leonidasdraconic
    @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому +152

    9:50 OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE x'D this is the best JonTron yet can't wait for the next one xD instant favorite ^_^

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Also truxton is a really cool shooter game :D check it out if you get the chance ^w^

    • @diobrando5367
      @diobrando5367 10 років тому

      I love him!!!! He's so amazing!!! Do you know yamimash? 030

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Javice Martinez yes xD do you know markiplier :D

    • @diobrando5367
      @diobrando5367 10 років тому

      Yus 030 he is so gorgeous!!!!!

    • @leonidasdraconic
      @leonidasdraconic 10 років тому

      Javice Martinez x3

  • @top5youtubers944
    @top5youtubers944 7 років тому +248

    Is that a defense mechanism or are you just happy to see me

    • @wildrage38
      @wildrage38 6 років тому +1

      Where was that i forgot

  • @rawrbot6933
    @rawrbot6933 10 років тому +32

    0:26
    The score is "00031082010", which is a reference to the first episode of JonTron, posted on August 31st, 2010 (or 31/08/2010)

  • @flameyboy4184
    @flameyboy4184 4 роки тому +72

    Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life

    • @dale3829
      @dale3829 3 роки тому +3

      We don’t have enough eyeballs to take him down

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 8 років тому +30

    3:07 "Story here is one for the ages"
    For ages 18+ i imagine?

  • @meta2783
    @meta2783 7 років тому +52

    For touhou fans this will make sense because at 0:54 it sounds like "lets live in a lovely cemetery" from ten desires

  • @lancecurry7538
    @lancecurry7538 5 років тому +150

    10:27 - *"No! Not my wiener! My one weakness!"*

  • @villavilla6301
    @villavilla6301 4 роки тому +13

    JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable

  • @jrvalanze
    @jrvalanze 5 років тому +41

    "Bad guys don't go left to right"
    -Jon Jafari, 2014

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 років тому +295

    11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 9 років тому +126

      No.
      That's the first boss.

    • @jamegumb880
      @jamegumb880 9 років тому +31

      +Joseph Donnelly Subsequent bosses get a lot weirder and gayer.

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 9 років тому +10

      +Jame Gumb DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM! Mere mortals do not have the capacity in their minds or their souls to comprehend the sheer evil that awaits them!

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 9 років тому +14

      Jame Gumb another has fallen...

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 9 років тому

      +TheGrayMysterious Wat

  • @communistpootisbirb
    @communistpootisbirb 5 років тому +59

    0:43 IT’S THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW!

  • @lostsoul2u184
    @lostsoul2u184 3 роки тому +21

    Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.

  • @yank33withnobrim
    @yank33withnobrim 5 років тому +229

    6:20
    Can someone explain why is a Black SUV parking at my Door?

    • @insertnamehere7228
      @insertnamehere7228 5 років тому +18

      It’s your parent for a visit
      Or the potato mercenaries.

    • @cameliongrim183
      @cameliongrim183 5 років тому +8

      That's the fbi trying to erase that sh*t from your brain, if i was you, go through the backdoor and run

    • @nathandioza7821
      @nathandioza7821 5 років тому +5

      @@cameliongrim183 *FBI OPEN UP!!!*

    • @cameliongrim183
      @cameliongrim183 5 років тому +9

      @@nathandioza7821me: no one's home *crashs through window* you'll never take me alive

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +5

      @@cameliongrim183 me: *Watching through window of another house*
      Huh. Neat. *Eats sub-sandwich*

  • @kylezaking
    @kylezaking 10 років тому +39

    "The Japanese make some crazy shit, but what can you expect when they've been living on an island for what thousands of years. Your brain's bound to make up weird stuff."
    This makes so much sense. How did I not see it before.

    • @applesandgrapesfordinner4626
      @applesandgrapesfordinner4626 10 років тому +13

      It's called...isolation.

    • @thr3351
      @thr3351 10 років тому

      Yeah, isolation does some fucked up things to you. I can personally attest to that myself.

    • @cyber20209
      @cyber20209 10 років тому +1

      I live in ireland, and that only happens to some of us... Pour exemple moi

  • @brandonlawson2460
    @brandonlawson2460 4 роки тому +22

    2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron

  • @tomconnell6915
    @tomconnell6915 5 років тому +22

    9:55 Ricardos grandfather!!! We have found the legend

  • @MrGrakk108
    @MrGrakk108 9 років тому +475

    For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +69

      nor obscure enoght

    • @MrGrakk108
      @MrGrakk108 9 років тому +35

      Murcia doxial See? This guy gets it.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +4

      Mr. Grakk i get what? :3, do i get an award?!

    • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
      @DarkChocolateMilkshake 9 років тому +43

      Mr. Grakk It may not be weird enough.... But the Tohou games just need to have their own JonTron video. Maybe a drunk one. Those are always funny.

    • @soopGnat
      @soopGnat 9 років тому +6

      Shadow The Gengar I vote for not encouraging Jon to drink.

  • @UnorthodoxIndividual
    @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 років тому +136

    *Is that gonna be on the test?* lmao classic.

  • @KARMAZYNA
    @KARMAZYNA 8 років тому +132

    The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 8 років тому +32

      +ReiuShanra
      Japanese Ranguage.

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 8 років тому +2

      i don't think it was done on accident, my dude

    • @tamojitray2584
      @tamojitray2584 7 років тому +20

      Tom and jelly.

    • @jorrogboe
      @jorrogboe 7 років тому +1

      ReiuShanra Shut the fuck up you dirty weeb.

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 7 років тому +1

      ReiuShanra Herro, wrercrome to our home

  • @Qrw-zd4xw
    @Qrw-zd4xw 4 роки тому +12

    9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol

  • @kei_nishimaru
    @kei_nishimaru 8 років тому +2140

    I've gotta admit, Jon's videos have Insanely Rewatchablity.

    • @Kooltrex
      @Kooltrex 8 років тому +70

      So true that's why i don't mind the long wait periods between releases

    • @playahwon
      @playahwon 8 років тому +56

      You're so right you have no idea how many times I've watched these videos in a row.

    • @smerdyakov
      @smerdyakov 8 років тому +3

      Indeed!!

    • @zoey4259
      @zoey4259 8 років тому +1

      King derp prince of prince prince of the prince prince of prince prince princess of the British princess of China prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland princess of China prince of prince prince of America

    • @toastedfox8140
      @toastedfox8140 8 років тому +3

      Mygingerguy true dat, I watched this video 4 times

  • @willpwn4cash
    @willpwn4cash 10 років тому +284

    "Where did this guy learn to save a country, the United States?"
    Can we stop talking about sjw's and start talking about how great that line was?

    • @PeterOwenReal
      @PeterOwenReal 10 років тому +10

      Charles Rainey I'll do it for you.

    • @Brandon_Brando
      @Brandon_Brando 10 років тому

      I thought he was going to make a man of steal joke after saying that

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 10 років тому

      That was a great line, I agree

    • @Krittening
      @Krittening 10 років тому +2

      Why can't I upvote this twice.

    • @sued0n1mm
      @sued0n1mm 10 років тому

      That was hilarious

  • @AverageJoeCinema
    @AverageJoeCinema 10 років тому +41

    Yet another great episode. Jon, your content has reached a new standard, and you're consistently keeping it. This is what JonTron season 2 is all about.

    • @Master0Corvo
      @Master0Corvo 10 років тому

      Haven't I seen you somewhere?

    • @AverageJoeCinema
      @AverageJoeCinema 10 років тому

      ***** Well hey I enjoy Japanese shoot-em-ups too. I play one, it's called "Me vs. The Earth Federation" kekekekekek

    • @AverageJoeCinema
      @AverageJoeCinema 10 років тому

      ***** ............. I have no obligation to respond to that.

    • @AverageJoeCinema
      @AverageJoeCinema 10 років тому

      ***** Just saying, if you're a Gundam fan, sub to me; I've got a reeeaaallll good thing I'm releasing this weekend.

    • @Fingleberrys
      @Fingleberrys 10 років тому

      JiggyStash Well at least you aren't flying that stupid Zaku II anymore.

  • @N_ickoutwest
    @N_ickoutwest 3 роки тому +6

    Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.

  • @nicholascharpentier291
    @nicholascharpentier291 7 років тому +52

    most hilarious moment goes to 7:55 of this video

  • @NukTap
    @NukTap 8 років тому +389

    jerry beans...on my mind

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 8 років тому

      The wi-fi sucks here.

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 8 років тому +7

      JON'S GETTING UPSET!

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 8 років тому +2

      .....I crah mah eyes out ohbehr youuuuu....

    • @antme3964
      @antme3964 8 років тому

      I had ridean 4 on the Xbox 360

    • @jacklajoie9126
      @jacklajoie9126 8 років тому

      insert undertale reference here

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 роки тому +16

    9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 5 років тому +20

    1:41 "Welcome to *my* Fantasy Zone"

  • @chriswestergaard4506
    @chriswestergaard4506 7 років тому +179

    "HYPER CUTIE BUNNY CHAAAAANGE!!!!"

  • @spoopster809
    @spoopster809 10 років тому +24

    "Here's a list of things that AREN'T free. FOOD!"
    _-Jonathan Jafari, 2014_

  • @Gotten1888
    @Gotten1888 7 років тому +584

    The last game can be used as an example why you don't nuke a country twice.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 6 років тому +39

      Gotten1888 This is what happens if Monty Python made a shmup.

    • @markusallen102
      @markusallen102 6 років тому +11

      That may actually explain a lot

    • @awnaw5529
      @awnaw5529 6 років тому +10

      Alex Snitzer I want that to exist

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 6 років тому +36

      You mean don't nuke it *Just* twice

    • @charliewebberley8067
      @charliewebberley8067 6 років тому +14

      The nukes blew away common sense

  • @JohnDoe-pc1qf
    @JohnDoe-pc1qf 3 роки тому +17

    9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.