How Southern Moms Get Things Done

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2017
  • It's a Southern Thing started out as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama.
    Now they have their own page which you can visit here: / itsasouthernthing

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  • @yendytaverasnunez1918
    @yendytaverasnunez1918 6 років тому +417

    My mom does that 1 ......2 thing and if she gets to 3 you will regret living and we aren't even southern were Dominican

  • @In_time
    @In_time 6 років тому +577

    In the South, never underestimate “the half” ;)☝🏻✌🏻..

  • @harding0010
    @harding0010 6 років тому +91

    Yup, still works on my 27 year old son.

  • @naomimilner2866
    @naomimilner2866 6 років тому +81

    You don’t want Mama to get to 3!

  • @luciparadise6781
    @luciparadise6781 7 років тому +256

    1-2-3 Magic. It worked on my ADHD kid. When I got to 2, she would yell, "Stop counting!"
    Have to have a consequence if you hit three however, or all bets off. That's the nature of those little beasties.

    • @ToharaAmah
      @ToharaAmah 6 років тому

      ... What?

    • @tylerjones6710
      @tylerjones6710 6 років тому +6

      Elisa Castro they don’t get to three because of what happens at three usually a spanking extra chores or grounded... and it’s not a “trick” it’s a warning... lol

    • @Hunlover123601
      @Hunlover123601 6 років тому +2

      try pinching their ear hard, or the ever nasty and terrifying upper arm pinch *shivers*

    • @baguette3285
      @baguette3285 6 років тому +1

      Luci Paradise it’s called you tan their hide

    • @AugustHawk
      @AugustHawk 5 років тому +3

      @Elisa Castro not in our neighborhood. Three had a severe consequence. Sometimes it was as simple as a spanking Other times it was as creative as you now have dirty dish duty the rest of the week or go clean the bathroom With a toothbrush and yes my mom had a special designated tooth brush we used for that punishment. I think she got the last idea because my dad was in the army

  • @andrezibner9444
    @andrezibner9444 6 років тому +76

    Ohhhhh let me telllllll you, the farthest I’ve ever DARED stay put is “2 and 3 quarters!!”

    • @chloejones7993
      @chloejones7993 5 років тому +2

      So true😂😂

    • @mannfan12
      @mannfan12 3 роки тому

      Ohhhhh Lordy let me tel youuuu I pushed my mom to 3.......ONCE. I'm lucky to have made it to the next day. After that she never had to say "two".

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 6 років тому +61

    My youngest swears that's how she started to learn how to count!!🤣

    • @ahinigiri1144
      @ahinigiri1144 6 років тому +8

      Ruby Wingo up until my son was four he would count 1 2 4 5 because 3 was a bad number 🤣

  • @mackenzieking2994
    @mackenzieking2994 6 років тому +25

    My whole family is Southern, you don’t let mama get to three. Ever!

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 5 років тому +6

    I start counting backwards from five. This way they know there aren’t any numbers left when I’m done. No halves.

  • @douglasvilledarling2935
    @douglasvilledarling2935 6 років тому +80

    Lol 2 and 3/4 (three quarters!!!)

  • @michaelbray6010
    @michaelbray6010 6 років тому +13

    Hahahahahaaha, I must have been southern in another life. In desperation once I tried the counting on my teenage daughter. She was alarmed, resentful as I did it... And astonished as she complied almost without wanting to. It was very hard not to gloat or laugh... But it was also clear that was the last it was going to work. Ah, parenting. Toughest job you will ever love.

    • @rebeccabryant8481
      @rebeccabryant8481 2 роки тому +1

      As funny as me looking up at my teenage son and shaking my finger at him 😅. Of course he had a respectful smirk on his face I actually laughed but he still got my drift 😅 🙃

  • @hiscreedjn
    @hiscreedjn 6 років тому +42

    Lol! Totally get this. Brings back memories. 😂

  • @loganparsons5179
    @loganparsons5179 6 років тому +36

    “One”
    -whatever I’m not scared
    “Two”
    -Oh, sh*t, she ain’t playin
    “Three”
    Actually no one ever gets to three... hmmm.

    • @BubbaJ18
      @BubbaJ18 6 років тому +5

      But 2.5 is like I have 3 seconds left on Earth if it don't get done

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 5 років тому +2

    Someone in my family got to 3 once. We miss you Tommy.

  • @Linkzelda-uh3pp
    @Linkzelda-uh3pp 6 років тому +4

    My mom used to do this all the time, and now that I’m older I use it on my brother whenever he doesn’t listen, it works like a charm😂

  • @kaileyduff2523
    @kaileyduff2523 6 років тому +18

    Man the counting has always scared me half to death

  • @sleepybtchx
    @sleepybtchx 5 років тому +4

    My mom used to say this to me all the time. Except we're not from the south, we live in Alaska. 😂

  • @tippytoz
    @tippytoz 6 років тому +30

    omg my parents did this to me all the time!!! the dreaded #2!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackwater4707
    @blackwater4707 6 років тому +32

    I count to three for my cats to come inside. They understand.

    • @l.a.1254
      @l.a.1254 6 років тому +1

      Whispof Ash hahahahaha

  • @cajunmandick2985
    @cajunmandick2985 6 років тому +3

    Damn it girl ! , Southern and Oriental ?. I'm in love !!!!!!!

  • @GodessIsisFollower
    @GodessIsisFollower 6 років тому +19

    I never go the count I just got "the look"LOL

    • @morganhinton5519
      @morganhinton5519 6 років тому

      DDarrett Darrett i got both the dreaded eyebrow raise and the 1-2 ticketyboo count..and if u were really bad they called your full name.😂😂

  • @billdargel1192
    @billdargel1192 7 років тому +111

    1- 2 Works for the ladies but men say or else.

    • @mattjones5140
      @mattjones5140 6 років тому +1

      I've noticed southerners don't hit their kids. They have too many "My kid is terrific" bumper stickers. It's liberal and pisses me off. Whale bumper stickers piss me off too.

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 6 років тому +15

      Bull shit. My mpmma beat the crap outta me every single time she got pissed at my brother.

    • @tomsmith5216
      @tomsmith5216 2 роки тому +1

      "Or else" was my dad's thing. I never exactly knew what it meant, but I figured it must have been what my brother was getting, and it didn't look like fun, so I did what I was told right away...

  • @hannahyoung2137
    @hannahyoung2137 6 років тому +1

    Counting works for every parent 😂😂😂

  • @cemetarymama
    @cemetarymama 6 років тому +6

    Im a Floridian of Cuban descent and I count lol. I don't know where I got it though because neither my Grandmother or Mother did . It works like a charm though!

  • @raturagutuleimoses2058
    @raturagutuleimoses2058 6 років тому +1

    Oh my my, gotta get me a southern girl, that accent warms my soul.

  • @6starsandy
    @6starsandy 6 років тому +5

    As someone who lives in the south. I can confirm that this is very true in many ways-

  • @belmarshall9103
    @belmarshall9103 3 роки тому +2

    if i said “no” to my mama, i wouldn’t get a counting, i’d get a whooping on the spot.

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 7 місяців тому +1

    These early skits were so hilarious.

  • @redsox2187
    @redsox2187 6 років тому +3

    I was never fortunate enough to get a "1 2 3". My mother went straight ass beat down with her belt that was never out of her reach. We (my brothers and I) even got whippings in the grocery store!!!

  • @faire87
    @faire87 6 років тому +5

    One time it worked on the dog. Haha.

  • @lora1002
    @lora1002 6 років тому +2

    0:56 me all the time 💻

  • @sharondipity152
    @sharondipity152 6 років тому +2

    Oh Mercy, if only this really worked on computers!

  • @tylerjones6710
    @tylerjones6710 6 років тому +2

    Haha I never realized how intimidating the one two... two and a half thing is

  • @clbrown1971
    @clbrown1971 5 років тому +1

    It works for Dads too. I am a cook and use the 3 count to get certain waitresses to pick up their food when they're wasting time.

  • @MinecraftGurl56
    @MinecraftGurl56 6 років тому +3

    The package one got me good. I had the counting and my mom English

  • @c_king1031
    @c_king1031 6 років тому +4

    God bless your soul if ya Mama got to three...
    And is it just me or does it get worse as the generations go up? Mama scared me, Grandma had me hiding in fear after "1..”

  • @1cosplayaway
    @1cosplayaway 6 років тому +1

    This isn’t even a joke you NEVER let them get to three or all the joy and happiness in you life will vanish form existence!

  • @welchesgrapejuice3081
    @welchesgrapejuice3081 6 років тому +1

    Omg this video literally represents my life in my family

  • @elisaagarrado8128
    @elisaagarrado8128 5 років тому +1

    Once my sister got my mom to 3...
    I ran out of the house screaming.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 3 роки тому +3

    I thought this was stolen from It's a Southern Thing. And then I read the description.
    Always read the description, kids. Always.

  • @Rebecca-fu5hg
    @Rebecca-fu5hg 6 років тому

    I got to three once with one child. The stories of the almost death still are told around the campfire.

  • @peterc4056
    @peterc4056 4 роки тому +1

    You have to get to three at least once, so they're terrified of you getting to three all the other times.

  • @feather314
    @feather314 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone's acting like you don't know what happens when you get to three. You get a whoopin', that's what!

  • @marycatherineryan1290
    @marycatherineryan1290 5 років тому +2

    Don't ever let a Southern Momma get to three, or as my Momma use to say: Give your soul to God, because your butt is mine, or Your butt is grass and I'm the biggest dang lawnmower that you've ever seen!

  • @faheeta5036
    @faheeta5036 7 років тому +53

    Who is the actress? She is beautiful ♥

  • @kaitieyesorgen4630
    @kaitieyesorgen4630 6 років тому +1

    And I'm overt here still truing to figure out what's at the end of the count down...

  • @camel8198
    @camel8198 6 років тому

    OML The 1-2-3 Trick Always Works For Me. It Is The Best!

  • @elizabethjanetugby4695
    @elizabethjanetugby4695 2 роки тому +1

    I got the finger counts and the look. It still works to this day. It is worse when it is a grandparent. I shut up in seconds as a kid and a teenager!

  • @areneej1
    @areneej1 5 років тому +2

    My mom does that,I’ve always wondered what three was

  • @angelvanzant
    @angelvanzant 6 років тому +2

    So true man I fell the same way

  • @michaelrauch8629
    @michaelrauch8629 6 років тому

    Wow... love this

  • @kfstreich4787
    @kfstreich4787 6 років тому +1

    I remember this from my childhood, it usually came just before a temper tantrum.

  • @briannakeep
    @briannakeep 6 років тому +2

    You never want a southern mom to get to three you will regret challenging her, there is "you better get up there before I whoop your butt!" That's why they never get to three.

  • @madeleine_marie3254
    @madeleine_marie3254 6 років тому +1

    If my mama gets to three y’all, well, I get supper, but instead of a regular Southern style meal, it’s earth worms. I learned it from my brother. She hasn’t even gotten to two since then, at least with him.

  • @shannonrobb5608
    @shannonrobb5608 4 роки тому +2

    Get to 3
    And prepare to be knocked into next sunday

  • @LoyalTideFan
    @LoyalTideFan 7 років тому +2

    It worked for me!

  • @aperfectmistake747
    @aperfectmistake747 6 років тому

    My mom ain't even southern, but she's like this exactly

  • @jennakeith5711
    @jennakeith5711 6 років тому

    If mom gets to three, you better run because mama bear is coming out!

  • @badtiger9001
    @badtiger9001 6 років тому +1

    Yes ma'am

  • @earldeanpowell
    @earldeanpowell 5 років тому +1

    Counting, the worst parenting practice ever imagined. Obedience is immediate and complete.

  • @kristamorgan9178
    @kristamorgan9178 Рік тому

    Much to my chagrin and shock, my 2.5 yr old granddaughter is unfazed, so far. It worked fine on her father when he was her age! 😁

  • @thomasforbes5965
    @thomasforbes5965 Рік тому +1

    In the south if you here your full name from your mom you know your in a heap of trouble 🤣

  • @johnnydraws2342
    @johnnydraws2342 6 років тому

    So true!!!

  • @user-pc5kb8vb1u
    @user-pc5kb8vb1u 6 років тому +5

    She is beautiful

  • @almostophelia5713
    @almostophelia5713 6 років тому +7

    wasn’t this video made by It’s a Southern Thing?

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  6 років тому +6

      Indeed, but it was made for This is Alabama first! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama and is our sister page. Thanks for watching!

    • @hannahc6049
      @hannahc6049 6 років тому +3

      This Is Alabama thanks for explaining, i was getting ready to ask that question!

  • @stevenwilson879
    @stevenwilson879 2 роки тому

    Never underestimate the power of "3".

  • @broadwaynerd341
    @broadwaynerd341 6 років тому

    OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO TRUE

  • @imthatextrakid8292
    @imthatextrakid8292 5 років тому +1

    When my parents get up to 2 i keep counting up to 20
    *How am i still alive*

  • @glennspreeman1634
    @glennspreeman1634 6 місяців тому

    At least the kids know how long they can screw around

  • @ryanharris4938
    @ryanharris4938 5 років тому +1

    Fun fact. This video was done in one take.

  • @amandacoffey4374
    @amandacoffey4374 Рік тому

    So true

  • @tanyahartley7782
    @tanyahartley7782 6 років тому

    They don't wanna see three............ momma goes BOOM

  • @Goat_boii
    @Goat_boii 6 років тому

    So what does happen when you get to 3 because I need to use that

  • @richardlahan7068
    @richardlahan7068 6 років тому

    My mom. Definitely!

  • @rebeccabryant8481
    @rebeccabryant8481 2 роки тому

    Raised in Texas and Louisiana and mama never counted. She said it once. If you were sick maybe twice. 😏 🤯

  • @FrankHorigan
    @FrankHorigan 3 роки тому

    Pretty true

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 2 роки тому

    I didn't know it only went to three. I was expecting ten.

  • @xanri7673
    @xanri7673 6 років тому

    0:39 Thank you, *SIR*

  • @angelvanzant
    @angelvanzant 6 років тому +3

    1 2 when my mom got 2 I was gone but just to be saying why did they all way count for me i was liken1 2 3 4 get that thing of the floor

  • @zaydenwiedl5141
    @zaydenwiedl5141 6 років тому

    Moms in the north do this to. My mom has never gotten to three.

  • @davidbruce5524
    @davidbruce5524 3 роки тому

    I wonder if there is a "mom finishing" school girls go to... ALL southern moms do the counting thing... mine damn sure did LOL

  • @tanyahartley7782
    @tanyahartley7782 6 років тому

    Yep

  • @BeautyGuru-sd3vk
    @BeautyGuru-sd3vk 5 років тому

    Isn’t this from ‘it’s a southern thing?

  • @mohamud60
    @mohamud60 5 років тому

    That kid is playing with a Gameboy Advanced
    Holy shit that was my generation too 💯💯

  • @destinycheyenne9899
    @destinycheyenne9899 6 років тому +2

    in Mississippi, if u reach two you in trouble, 3 yur dead meat

  • @dhurstell
    @dhurstell 7 місяців тому

    No lies were told

  • @giraffel3859
    @giraffel3859 6 років тому

    Lol I'm bolting before 1

  • @andrew-billdaviddouglas2399
    @andrew-billdaviddouglas2399 3 роки тому

    They go down ;)

  • @abigailfordyce1961
    @abigailfordyce1961 5 років тому

    It’s a Southern thing! This is your video!! Why are you not taking charge!

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  5 років тому

      Hi Abigaile! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama. People liked what they were making so much we created a new channel for them! We all work together in the same place. :) Thank you for watching!

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 6 років тому

    I cannot believe this....I do the SAME thing! I never get to 3!

  • @crystalgemuniverse7039
    @crystalgemuniverse7039 6 років тому

    My mom just automatically screams and almost beats the shit out of me

  • @ChiniWanders
    @ChiniWanders 6 років тому

    Not just from the southern hemisphere of America, Filipino moms too!

  • @lnely_gamer
    @lnely_gamer 4 роки тому

    1: Trouble
    2: big trouble
    2 and a half: deep deep trouble
    3: JK when do they ever get to three?

  • @velabela3518
    @velabela3518 6 років тому

    🤗She reminds me of Jennifer Tilly 💃

  • @redphantom85617
    @redphantom85617 6 років тому

    If only life was that easy by counting 1...2...

  • @manokhan8334
    @manokhan8334 6 років тому +1

    She has a really old version of windows.

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 6 років тому

    One…two…two and a half…two and three-quarters…two and seven-eighths…two and fifteen-sixteenths…two and thirty-one-thirty-seconds…two and sixty-three-sixty-fourths…

  • @grateful1929
    @grateful1929 4 роки тому

    My kids HATED the 123🤣😂

  • @rabikumar9081
    @rabikumar9081 6 років тому

    LOL!!

  • @stephenmason1028
    @stephenmason1028 6 років тому

    The Apocalypse, that's what happens at 3.