@@mexicanbatman8157 wow someone gets triggered easily 🤣. You get mad when anyone corrects you? Only you read my tone as "serious". The fact you instantly got hostile shows who the real pathetic one is. very amusing 💀
@@shiekhwaleedmiral-protein2819 by talking about it I'm already breaking the rules...but here goes. - Don't talk about the toilet man/bro code - No eye contact - Dont pick a urinal next to someone if others are free - Do not drop your trousers to your lower leg area - Wash your hands and keep the toilet clean for the next bro - Touch as little as possible (no licking the walls) - Do not start conversation with a stranger when you, him or both of you are peeing - Stay in your own area and do not compare hotdogs
Yea when he walked in the room and went to the urinal beside the other guy and starting yelling and then peed and then flushed and the other guy sat there and then the screen when black I couldn't even
His “WHY” is incredible. He really captured the weird way you’ll sob a word like that one time in your life during a specific grief breakdown. For a skit about pissing
That WTF encompassed not only the what the guy did pre-pee, but also taking the neighboring stall, urine blast, and not washing his hands as he left. Yes, WTF indeed.
@@hochwurden5388 Dude you can literally hear him opening the door without hearing the sink first... I don't know what toilets you're used to but usually urinals and sinks are in the same room for us common mortals.
How does every person who replied to this say shit that makes no sense lmfao I understand you lmao I died laughing like 30 gallons of piss in 3 seconds lmfao
The skit is less about Key's character being hysterical at the urinal and more about Peele's character not moving away even though he had ample opportunity to do so.
Yeah, what's Peele doing over there, composing a play? He should have been done, zipped, and running before the neighboring theatrics even reached a crescendo, lol.
@Khyber My hypothesis is that pee must be kept warm by the body to keep solids from crystalizing. And when you pee you suddenly lose body heat, and the response to the sudden drop in body heat is to shiver. Sounds plausible to me lol
Meu.... só esses dois mesmo pra criar isso!! Kkkkkkkk!!! Minha reação foi a mesma!!! WTF!!! Kkkkkkkkkk. Ele teve euforia, alívio, alegria, depressão, arrependimento e sei lá mais o que... e tudo isso antes de fazer o que realmente ele estava lá pra fazer!! Kkkkkkkkkk. Eu amo essa dupla!!!
I love how K&P are a comedic double threat, where they can both go the route of genius skit concepts or execute a short simple skit like this so perfectly.
Anybody wanna talk about the fact that Jordan was legitimately standing at a urinal long enough for one man to pee then another guy to have an emotional breakdown THEN pee. And STILL KEEP PEEING
He went Number 4. It’s where you release your emotions
Yeh number 3 is all at the same time coming from varris holes
@@mexicanbatman8157 3 is vomit. theres no number for simultaneous
@@Aycheffe the fact your taking this seriously shows how pathetic you are
@@mexicanbatman8157 wow someone gets triggered easily 🤣. You get mad when anyone corrects you? Only you read my tone as "serious". The fact you instantly got hostile shows who the real pathetic one is. very amusing 💀
hi primm luv ur vidos bae
He broke the man code at least 15 times here
What's the code?
@@shiekhwaleedmiral-protein2819 no peeking
That’s it I’m done nothing will ever be as funny as this exchange right here. That link has undone me
@@makaveliii2476 oh. I've never used a urinal so i wouldn't know.
@@shiekhwaleedmiral-protein2819 by talking about it I'm already breaking the rules...but here goes.
- Don't talk about the toilet man/bro code
- No eye contact
- Dont pick a urinal next to someone if others are free
- Do not drop your trousers to your lower leg area
- Wash your hands and keep the toilet clean for the next bro
- Touch as little as possible (no licking the walls)
- Do not start conversation with a stranger when you, him or both of you are peeing
- Stay in your own area and do not compare hotdogs
him announcing “ok let’s start peeing” is killing me😂
What the f…..
Yea when he walked in the room and went to the urinal beside the other guy and starting yelling and then peed and then flushed and the other guy sat there and then the screen when black I couldn't even
Soon as he said that I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
What was he doing in the first place
@@boretin8860 Wait. A guy *sat* in the urinal after he flushed?! 😯
Not only did he release his urine, he released all his emotions he's been suppressing inside. That's deep.
Ikr, all that rage and fear just gone in one go, so inspirational✊😥
too deep😔
What's next?
I felt that
@@LeAlejx that was pee culiar
Don’t shame a man who just loves the feeling of marble on his face
and shoving marbles in his mouth
lmao
its funny how i got the "a song to stop kink shaming" video after this
It's not even real marble too
Even on a hot day, that marble stays oh so cool. Good stuff.
When Jeff Bezos finally let his employees go to the bathroom:
😂😂😂
That’s a good one. 😂
This deserves more 👍
yes! that's perfect. I wonder if Jeff had his own bathroom in space when he rode blue origin.
Underrated comment
I like to think that Peele didn't even know what Key was going to do. That's how his line at the end feels so genuine
Only if you aren’t going to take a peek if you are then it’s fine
They're just that dam good lol
paid actor
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET 355 LIKES FOR YOUR VERY SIMPLE COMMENT IN ONLY 5 HOURS...? I DONT GET IT
@@SoutheastFish I said my thoughts and people liked my thoughts. First time for everything.
It’s illegal to choose the adjacent urinal when others are free.
🤣🤣 true, its also common courtesy and to prevent bumping elbows
@@mmdl9297 or an accidental peep👀🍆
No touching
No eye contact
No talking
1 urinal apart
This is the way
It's not!, making the other person uncomfortable is priceless 🤭
Manlaw
His “WHY” is incredible. He really captured the weird way you’ll sob a word like that one time in your life during a specific grief breakdown. For a skit about pissing
He zipped back without dropping the last drops.
Mr D. Drippy
Think he got it in one
No matter what last drop falls on undie
Nice try. The last drop is always after you put it back
He is a pro
No horror movie can make me more uncomfortable than this.
why
How, why? you've never used a public urinal before? Belive it or not this shit is actually pretty common on public restrooms.
Which proves you're not a woman. Those creepy critters intentionally go next to each other all the time.
@@TwinklesTheChinchilla 🤣
Facts that shit is so uncomfortable
You couldn’t pay me to put my face on a public restroom wall 😂
Keagan absolutely murders me when he does this shit. There was hardly a full sentence pronounced and it's funny af
Wot
Wot
He voluntarily took the urinal next to Jordan 😂 and didn’t wash his hands.
The man code does not demand handwashing
why
Gentle men code yeah
"...and he took that personally..."
Well honestly I don’t know if anything that followed was counted as legal
That WTF encompassed not only the what the guy did pre-pee, but also taking the neighboring stall, urine blast, and not washing his hands as he left. Yes, WTF indeed.
And the same WTF as not understanding the punchline about the doctor having sex with the patient.
LOL! "urine blast"
Peele's reaction at the end is me when I find a sketch I haven't seen before
why
@@ramanchalasani2378 Because I become disappointed in myself when I realize I haven't seen every skit of them
@@MasterGamesOnePiece I'm glad you can also comprehend your parents feeling towards you.
@@ramanchalasani2378 Don't know how my parents got involved in what started out as me typing a joke. But you do you Raman, carry on with your day 🙂
@@MasterGamesOnePiece Okay if you say so
Everyone's talking about everything else but the fact he didn't wash his hands.
u know how, the urinal and the sink are not in the exact same spot?
@@hochwurden5388 Dude you can literally hear him opening the door without hearing the sink first... I don't know what toilets you're used to but usually urinals and sinks are in the same room for us common mortals.
@@cyberhaggis you do know it could've been a different person opening the door?
@@doubleggamingmeruz678 That's not how cinematic storytelling works.
@@doubleggamingmeruz678 I like the way you think
The man literally went from relief to entering 5 stages of grief.
it happened so fast that you can compare it when he actually had taken a piss.
Myth
Keegan could hold it... but the camera man couldn't.
hey this is the ping pong guy
hey this is the ping pong guy
hey this is the ping pong guy
yug gnop gnip eht si siht yeh
hey this is the ping pong guy
Just when you think shit couldn't get any funnier dude goes ok, let's start peeing - 🤣😆🤣💀⚰️
Bruh! That's when I died 🤣🤣
@@oluave2211 👊😆👍
HE PISSED WITH THE POWER OF A PRESSURE WASHER
let's ? 😂
@@last7509OOoooOOOoooo mama 💀
I lost my soul when the high pressure faucet noise erupted as his pee for .5 seconds 😂😂
The urine was probably going mach chicken.
It be like that Tho when you Rushing to go pee and it’s only A little lmao 🤣
Is that not how you run?
I do.
Me 2
How does every person who replied to this say shit that makes no sense lmfao I understand you lmao I died laughing like 30 gallons of piss in 3 seconds lmfao
I’d be terrified if I seen someone pee like that… it was like one pump of a military-grade water gun 🔫
more like a hose at a car wash
The super soaker 3000
@@Krondelo LMAO
TIL the military has water guns
Thank u for your service
"Okay! Let's start peeing!"
I'm going to start proudly announcing that every time I go.
YEAH BOYS ITS PEE TIME
This is the most mentally and intellectually complicated skit I’ve seen in a while.
Right up there with Dicknanigans
@@MidlifeCrisisTactical 😂
@@MidlifeCrisisTactical Dicknanigans is about as intellectually complicated as Donald Trump's tweets.
@@TheReaverOfDarkness you wouldn't get it
Don’t forget emotionally 😂
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the joy Key & Peele have brought and will continue to bring to this world through comedy
Thank you bro. You are spot on💯
Agreed.
100 per-fucking-cent!!!
“Alright, let’s start peeing!”
(Proceeds to turn on a fire hose)
Me whenever I see a Key & Peele skit I haven't watched before
Lol
"Okay, let's start watching."
It's like magic
🤯
0:50
I honestly, truly, have never laughed so hard in my entire life. It felt therapeutic. I fucking love these guys
Same man when he shouted WHYYYY I lost it😂😂
Same lmfao this has to be the funniest Key and Peele skit of all time.
I love this, but my guy, they have made funnier ones than this.
Yeah bro same here
Laughing n crying at the same time, thats incredible.
There’s a special place in hell for people who don’t follow the bro code, especially when other non adjacent urinals are open.
For sure
why
Men like this should charged with a misdemeanor crime in my books.
@@ramanchalasani2378 I’ll let you figure that one out in your own
@@joeman4901 tellme
The fact that Jordan managed to keep a straight face during the entirety of this sketch is beyond me lol
I love how Jordan just stares at him almost the whole time.
Key going from straight pain to pure pleasure in a glimpse, I'm dying brilliant acting!
no dialogues needed!
ohhhhhh ahhhhh 😂
Yess!
I think any man who has been drunk before can relate to this at least once
Nope
Me at the casino after 10+ drinks and a few hours and a few grand deep
The skit is less about Key's character being hysterical at the urinal and more about Peele's character not moving away even though he had ample opportunity to do so.
Yeah, what's Peele doing over there, composing a play? He should have been done, zipped, and running before the neighboring theatrics even reached a crescendo, lol.
@@DarkManifest LMFAOOOOO
The victim blaming happening here.
@@DarkManifest He was petrified with fear.
@@DarkManifest Petrified pissing. With that level of discomfort, he just froze like a deer in the headlights.
He went through more emptions in 1 minute than most actors
always good to still come across a key and peel skit you've never seen before
Peele should’ve known something was wrong when he broke the first rule of urinal code.
Dont talk about urinal club?
They literally make a sketch about everything 😂
I feel like this is a tangible paroxysm of every working employee's true subconscious psyche while at work, on their quick break. Well done!
buster browwn says what?
When i'm opening up my grades for the semester.
I can very well relate to that. 😂
This is one of their best skits... and I’m just now seeing it! Wtf!!
No.
@Try Me That was a 'random' reminder. I feel I've been Rickrolled by Allah.
Jazakallahu khayr.
P.S. 'Turbulence' is a better Key & Peele sketch imo
@Try Me go away
As someone who watched the show, I’m glad they finally put this one on UA-cam haha. Been telling my friends about this one for years.
Love how he just runs trought every posible emotion
This humor is much needed in these times. Thank you you two!
When he said "let's start peeing" that makes you wonder if he was just having a mental breakdown
Nah it’s cause there’s a marble wall, rookie
@@seatownlifts880 oh that's a call back to the video where he ate marbles?
@@seatownlifts880 y smart ass
Women will never understand how uncomfortable this makes men feel.
Its a joy to have dividers
I think they might understand at least a bit
im a man, and what's so uncomfortable about it ?
Yeah, we probably never will, a true luxury.
@@Ludo045 You must be one of the perpetrators.
I just died when he went "Ooooooo mamaaa" 🤣
Honestly, I feel most uncomfortable with the fact that he didn’t give it a good bounce to get the last drips out.
You hear the psi of that man's bladder? I don't think it was needed.
One second for every decade you've been alive later, another round of piss comes out.
0:10 when you've been holding it in all day
The quick faucet sound is what's getting me
That’s me after I’ve been holding it for a while and my bladder is about to explode and I finally have access to a bathroom
And here ladies and gentlemen, we have a lovely rendition of a man going through the agony of passing a kidney stone.
Did he pass it before or after he started peeing never mind I don't actually want to know
Shortest, most underground and most underrated skit of them all. This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
I have never seen this one before and it's an instant classic. So simple and so perfect. lmao!
There was so much going on there that he didn’t even know what to get mad at first 😂
Peele’s facial expressions be having me dead 😭
There's always that guy that sees like 8 empty urinals and still chooses to stand next to you
The ironic thing is that most people are watching this on the toilet.
Dude I'm on the toilet like now
@@Eye2Eye24 I’m still on the toilet since my O.P. Call for help.
💯
I'm literally in the toilet as I type this 😆😆
How'd u know 🙈🙈🙈
This is one of the funniest ones they have ever done, hands down.
Man sees his whole life flash before his eyes every time
0:51 Me when i see a key & peele skit i havent seen before
I love how they always defy your expectations, no matter what you expect.
"Confuse the enemy.. in this case your urinal partner" - Sun Tzu
He hates piss shivers & this is his routine to avoid them.
Dude, what even causes those?
@@Blackwind_Legacy piss, khyber. It's in the name
Best comment I've read
@@Blackwind_Legacy it is a strange phenomenon isn't it
@Khyber My hypothesis is that pee must be kept warm by the body to keep solids from crystalizing. And when you pee you suddenly lose body heat, and the response to the sudden drop in body heat is to shiver. Sounds plausible to me lol
Bruh he didn’t even wash his hands
How do they keep on creating new and original content? 😹 They honestly can’t be stopped hahaha
Alternate title: Urine Trouble?
yes!
Why are u here
too good
Poole was pissed...ROYALYYYY pissed after what he just saw lol
Lmao dude ur fuccn hilarious
Mean while Peel has taken an hour just to start, and all key had to do was have an emotional breakdown and he was done😂
My only ploblem with those Key and Peele videos are:
There are so damn short!
When you remember something stupid you did way back
It's the "Whoo!!!" that gets me.
It's so excessive 😂
How many of us in Peele's position would have been like: "How do I move over without urinating on the floor?!"
Its a public restroom its already got urine on the floor got to be like tom cruise in mission impossible just to make it to the urinal
@@jonnym4670 Yep. 😅👍🏿
Pinch and slide!
i lost it when he started crying LMFAOOOOOOOO💀💀💀
That "Whoop" at the end had me dying.
Me: *taking a piss*
*man enters to use the urinal next to me*
Me: *"wait, that's illegal"*
Jordan was pissing from the time he got in there to the time he left and he didn’t make that sensational release noise 🤣
Ah finally I've found it. The last Key and Peele sketch that I haven't seen.
Until the next one magically appears
Peele's "wtf" at the end sums up everything 😭
He didn't wash his hands. That's the real messed up part.
I was JUST about to type the same thing. Thank you 😂
@@angeleyeszarai lol
@@angeleyeszarai it sounded like so much pressure I'm surprised it wasn't all over his suit
Choosing an adjacent urinal should be a criminal offence.
Meu.... só esses dois mesmo pra criar isso!! Kkkkkkkk!!! Minha reação foi a mesma!!! WTF!!! Kkkkkkkkkk. Ele teve euforia, alívio, alegria, depressão, arrependimento e sei lá mais o que... e tudo isso antes de fazer o que realmente ele estava lá pra fazer!! Kkkkkkkkkk. Eu amo essa dupla!!!
The way Peele looks down wondering if he's peeing properly 😂
Alternatino: Peeing professionals
Key and Peele: Peeing neighbour
“Okay, let’s start peeing” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People who put their hand on the wall and make a power stance while peeing are the type of people who say yee-hah
Making skits at an elite level for a decade+ can be exhausting. Key finally lost his damn mind.
I swear Peele said “What the f..” at the same time I did 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👍
he held it so long
he stating peeing from his eyes first 😂
So no one is gonna talk about how he was peeing when the guy came in and still peeing when he went out?
I think he got a case of shy bladder
Face it, we'd all lose peeing concentration if that happened
Nah, he was contemplating life when the guy came in. There’s no way you can just pee after that shit.
That wasn't Jordan Peele. That was Jordan Pee.
Bro it feels so different watching it the second time.
He didn’t wash his hands.
I love how K&P are a comedic double threat, where they can both go the route of genius skit concepts or execute a short simple skit like this so perfectly.
Love their sense of humor
that was the most efficient piss, when he got around to it
Anybody wanna talk about the fact that Jordan was legitimately standing at a urinal long enough for one man to pee then another guy to have an emotional breakdown THEN pee. And STILL KEEP PEEING
Honestly, I don't think he was ever able to start. Guess I need to turn the sound up and see if I hear the flow 🤔
that's the joke. have you ever tried peeing around others? Imagine trying to pee while someone was doing this LMAO
Right?!
It be like that sometimes. Hard to focus when someone's having a full on crisis right next to you.
Wow. These guys are talented actors
This is the funniest and most uncomfortable thing I've seen in a while. A rollercoaster of emotions.