@@pisiunhan well, i have been watching them only for the past weeks so im not sure what they are up to in general these days. But i think they are still doing this sketches, check the date on this one.
At this point Key & Peele have to be secretly filming skits, right? I swear there's a "never before seen" one each week, not that I'm complaining! Keep 'em coming
They filmed a ton of skits and only some were selected for the television show. Now it seems comedy central has opened the vaults. No need for conspiracy theories.
I was saying the same thing! I am so pleased with them and their love for comedy. It doesn’t matter how much money they have, they will always give back to us.
Key and Peele have been filming new skits since the beginning of the lock down in 2020. There are an influx of cross dressing skits of Key & Peele in the pipeline.
If you really wanted to bank out in today's economy you'd get an industrial lot then run a place that's delivery only. Your lot fee would be less than half because you can work from a crappy location plus you don't need space for FOH. A strong delivery menu at a price point that rivals the chains would mop up. A slow day for pizza delivery is like 400-500 pizzas delivered. Price point is 95 cents- 1.75 each to make pizzas in bulk. If all you have is three workers in a lot that costs 6k-10k a year to rent.... do the math... literal pizza might be difficult in a saturated market but you get the idea.
@@hanzflackshnack1158 Sounds good on paper, but you're forgetting about advertising and marketing, and multiple forms of insurance. Then there's health code regulations, local zoning laws, and property codes. There's a reason you typically only see the average food truck for a short time. The vast majority just aren't worth the trouble.
@@Fermion. Definitely depends on location. Some areas zoning laws can be a nightmare for mobile vendors as well. Naturally the variables would lend themselves to small-ish towns in this case
@@Fermion. Apologies. I ignorantly responded to knowledge with an uneducated opinion. As long as your kitchen passes regs it can be outside of the mainstay of business or is that zoned to where restaurants are required to be in specified lots? The remodel would suck... I agree... but still could be viable assuming possible
Funny thing is how true it is. These fast food franchises are basically terrorists, slowly killing everyone with fat PLUS we're paying them to do it and no one even cares. They just keep eating it.
@@detroitMC313 well not terrorists, far from it but I get you're message I've eaten more than one grease dripping food truck meal, now I try and cook my own haha (sorry for being so pedantic)
Yes because they are always in the back deciding whether they want to destroy America for its sins in the name of capitalism or to get their slice of that pie lol…..
Well heart disease (clogged arteries) is the number killer of Americans per year. 640,000. Vs covid 300,000 per year. So yeah, mc Donald’s definitely kill more people than 300 9-11s per year. However if you include abortion700,000 per year . Heart disease is number 2.
Agreed! Peele’s hyperactive expressions and acting keeps the funny sketch with an underlying tone of dread that you get the twist with it at the end as it flip flops tones.
Because you know he's gonna make trouble for them two. So you know the next time he's gonna show up, consequences are gonna happen. After further consideration of the profit margins, why not join in on entrepreneurship?
The best part is, from our perspective as viewers, there was a random person blocking the camera at the moment Peele disappeared... but for the characters in the truck, they were staring straight at his back and watched him blink out of existence, which their reactions that much more hilarious xD
I think Mustafa will learn the capitalism, because Mustafa Kebap is working alone and to get the same money he has to work two times more, also they got 100-200 costumers, Mustafa has to find 200-400 costumers because of his price is half of theirs. It means that if Mustafa wants to give the same service and earn more money, he has to work more and find more costumers. 😅
@@murray9807 The problem that if a market isn't regulated, the market becomes very quickly un-free. Let's say fast food, sure you may be able to open up your own restaurant, but McDonald's can do whatever they want to do, including fucking you over any way they cant with their unlimited ressources once you pose any risk to their profits
Hahaha I'm honored you're pronouncing "Mustafa" so spot on and correct like real arabs. The third guy did a great job saying the name so correctly, your pronunciation of the names is so perfect it shows the level of respect you have for all nationalities. HAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE IT WOW!!!
@@PenguinCrayon269 Could be from Northern Africa or te Levant, plenty of while looking Arabs there, these regions were under Byzantine or Roman control for hundreds of years after all, I'm guessing he's Egyptian because of his surname.
@@abdmzn that light phenotype exited in greater antiquity before the existence of foreign elements check out 19th century anthropologist Giuseppe Sergei. Black Africans are extremely diverse
@@kaelthunderhoof5619 he’s just pointing it out to show he’s admiring & complimenting. No need to be rude & call him out like that. It’s just a compliment
its not being ignored its just so good that you forget that its acting at all. it feels like this actually happened and this is an actual recording.. lol
@@unvcht5046 if you consider Islamic terrorism is Islam , then you are right, they are making a joke of while religion in less than 4 min video. Spot on huh?
Peele is the absolute master of the breathless "what?" It sort of trails off in his mouth.... It's quite majestic how delivery turns one syllable into a punchline on the human condition.
@@mazdikhan2556 Did you ever attend formal education or it was just the Madrassa? The comment I responded to reads "forcefully taking something that isn't yours". *conquer* verb overcome and take control of (a place or people) by military force. The Islamic conquests took other people's land, houses, livelihood & even charged the inhabitants of the land who didn't "convert" to Islam Jizya. How are the Palestinians liking the Israeli management?
@@kundakaps The lands conquered by Muslims became richer and more stable.What's wrong with Jizya? You pay taxes right? Your military defends your country with your tax money. If you don't pay you go to jail. In Islam if you don't pay taxes you fight in the military(People who are able to pay ate required to pay).They don't pay Jizya hence the military is weak. Therefore they get crusaded and all civilians get slaughtered. What would happen if Indians didn't pay Jizya? Mongols would ransack Delhi which they tried. Win Ain Jalut and destroy DamascusJerusalem,Mecca Medina Cairo and North Africa then enter Europe. Yes they would destroy the Abrahamic religion. Not to mention that Muslims creted modern science in a span of 500 years which the Mongols destroyed. You pay Jizya your whole life and have no problem and then say stuff like this. Maybe a madrasa education is better than whatever you've learned.
There's always a Key and Peele sketch we've never seen.
And I'm not complaining.
This is new, you probably watched all the previous ones.
@@JUANREVI really? Are they still making sketch like this? I thought they are too busy with big projects nowadays
@@pisiunhan well, i have been watching them only for the past weeks so im not sure what they are up to in general these days. But i think they are still doing this sketches, check the date on this one.
@@JUANREVI no its not new, they or comedy central just repost a lot of their old sketches
@@chrismaybe i haven't seen this one. i think some sketches didnt make the show and they are posting them now
At this point Key & Peele have to be secretly filming skits, right? I swear there's a "never before seen" one each week, not that I'm complaining! Keep 'em coming
They filmed a ton of skits and only some were selected for the television show. Now it seems comedy central has opened the vaults. No need for conspiracy theories.
I remember this one from years ago on tv. But i know what you mean i swear i see new ones all the time
Nah all of these aired on the tv show. I've rewatched the show on HULU 3 times at least. Anything you see on UA-cam has also aired on tv.
I was saying the same thing! I am so pleased with them and their love for comedy. It doesn’t matter how much money they have, they will always give back to us.
Key and Peele have been filming new skits since the beginning of the lock down in 2020. There are an influx of cross dressing skits of Key & Peele in the pipeline.
"OUR LEADER WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED--Did you say $9 for one?"😂😂😂😂😂😂
This moment is he started to change his purpose in life🤣🤣🤣
I mean.. it is $9 tho imagine selling toms of those a day😂
That part be killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line..😂
😂
The food truck in any part of America is the real power grab, seriously.
If you really wanted to bank out in today's economy you'd get an industrial lot then run a place that's delivery only. Your lot fee would be less than half because you can work from a crappy location plus you don't need space for FOH. A strong delivery menu at a price point that rivals the chains would mop up. A slow day for pizza delivery is like 400-500 pizzas delivered. Price point is 95 cents- 1.75 each to make pizzas in bulk. If all you have is three workers in a lot that costs 6k-10k a year to rent.... do the math... literal pizza might be difficult in a saturated market but you get the idea.
@@hanzflackshnack1158 Sounds good on paper, but you're forgetting about advertising and marketing, and multiple forms of insurance.
Then there's health code regulations, local zoning laws, and property codes. There's a reason you typically only see the average food truck for a short time. The vast majority just aren't worth the trouble.
@@Fermion. Definitely depends on location. Some areas zoning laws can be a nightmare for mobile vendors as well. Naturally the variables would lend themselves to small-ish towns in this case
@@Fermion. Apologies. I ignorantly responded to knowledge with an uneducated opinion. As long as your kitchen passes regs it can be outside of the mainstay of business or is that zoned to where restaurants are required to be in specified lots? The remodel would suck... I agree... but still could be viable assuming possible
@@hanzflackshnack1158 damn Key and Peele skits making guys discuss business haha
“Thats pretty good margins.. BUT YOU ARE IGNORING THE MISSION”😂😂😂
They pay the “ultimate price” by hurting their bottom line :D
@Motivational Memos that's hardly motivational :(
When the CIA cutting budget so you have to do some business preparing for the mission..
Punishes them by undercutting their business and stealing their customers lmao
These terrorists come in here and ruin our country with there delicious delectable unhealthy heathen food. Unacceptable
When they told him maybe a 100 a day his whole purpose in life changed at that very moment. Lmao!!!
Capitalism 🙌🤠
Yeah, I wish more Jihadis tasted hummus too.
You know this against Islam to make a mockery of Islam. These people should be punished for that.
@Universal Chat Islam was never mentioned
@@unvcht5046 nah man i'am a muslim and it was funny as fuck and i probably can speak for the most of us
The music is on point lol. Plus the way he disappeared into the crowd was perfect
For real lmao. I started laughing out loud
What is the name of the song?
It was so unnecessary 😂😂😂
@@Bouzoukiellas It's one of the old 50s,60s,70s arabic songs you could search on youtube, it won't take you that much time to search for
@@Bouzoukiellas ua-cam.com/video/ZHasAMLQByk/v-deo.html Its a very old Iraqi song, I never thought I would hear it in a Key & Peele skit :D
"BUT YOU ARE IGNORING THE MISSION”😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:47
😂😂
What are you! A parrot 🦜?
@@nahabweabesiga238 🙌🏾 yes I learnt it from your mother.
This sandwich is loaded with cholesterol and slowly make them go fat 😂😂😂 dang, love this skit!
That's basically the government's plan to save social security
I knew it !!! Diabolical.....
And technically then, they are killing 'more' of people! And that too, as slowly and thus, as cruel it can be!
You know this against Islam to make a mockery of Islam. These people should be punished for that.
and it actually works lmao
I occasionally lose track of time and believe I am watching a movie. Key and Peele are incredible, and they never disappoint.
Lies again? Student Stuttgart
do you? really?
lol. weed is a powerfull drug
Y’all chose violence today😂😂😂
@@Uncle_Buchi 🤣
Key is every man on earth! It’s crazy how humanly versatile he is.
He can also be every woman on Earth lol
@@assassinaria that goes to peele
He's all races combined on one man
Not Chinese, Korean
The good version of Johnny Sins
When capitalism is better than terrorism
Deserves more likes
and america is better with capitalism and terrorism
"Their sandwiches are loaded with cholesterol" LMAOOOOOOOO 🤣
And they were selling veggie burgers and hummus, lol
Funny thing is how true it is. These fast food franchises are basically terrorists, slowly killing everyone with fat PLUS we're paying them to do it and no one even cares. They just keep eating it.
@@detroitMC313 well not terrorists, far from it but I get you're message I've eaten more than one grease dripping food truck meal, now I try and cook my own haha (sorry for being so pedantic)
@@landsraad9745 LMFAO
He makes a point, admiral Sanders has probably killed more Americans than Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein combined
I love how they actually gave salaams with proper Arabic. I honestly respect these dudes
Its not bad .. but not native at all
Seeing Mid East Tahini, The Clear Jar lids with yellow lids filled with grape leaves and olives…
i think they are from detroit, so they picked up on it naturally
The salaam they gave wasn't half bad yano
Key and peele does not sound native and we can tell they're foreign but the other guys respond to salam fluently
" You will pay the ultimate price! " has such a clever double meaning
By taking care of your customers
this skit honestly explains the amount of time it takes my food to get made every time I order something at a food truck
Life hack: Next time ask for it raw, you’ll get it straight away.
Yes because they are always in the back deciding whether they want to destroy America for its sins in the name of capitalism or to get their slice of that pie lol…..
You've gotta respect the slow game, cholesterol.
hahaha!
imagine all junk food actually invented by an evil genius trying to terminate the world, *gasp* we'll never know
@@edison7300037 nice thought
Well heart disease (clogged arteries) is the number killer of Americans per year. 640,000. Vs covid 300,000 per year.
So yeah, mc Donald’s definitely kill more people than 300 9-11s per year.
However if you include abortion700,000 per year . Heart disease is number 2.
@@msgsgt and the rate of congenital heart defects in newborns has been steadily increasing every year! Truly, this is an ingenious plot
Man saw the profits and said, "I'm not dying yet."
"But the profit margins of this food truck tho"
I love how Peele slips out of character when he goes "WHAAAAT"
At first I thought this was going to be a sequel to The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever
Lol that skit is the best one ever
Or the CURSED TSA!
Somewhere out there, there's an AI secretly writing Key and Peele skits. The algorithm got us covered!
Your mistake is thinking Key and Peele aren't AI themselves
Cringy use of words 🤮
@@cjmadridtv4289 everything is cringy these days. Overly sensitive generation!
@@cjmadridtv4289 this whole (cringe) comment thing is so lame 🤣
You were right. Chatgpt is here
“Keegan Micheal Key is the most racially ambiguous person.”
- Legendary commenter
Agree
fact
You know this against Islam to make a mockery of Islam. These people should be punished for that.
Race isn’t real
@@unvcht5046 Terrorism is not Islam. They made fun of terrorists not Islam.
The fact the customers stood there & listened to their whole conversation being had but said not a word is hilarious 😂
"Pretty good margins"
Turned into an episode of Shark Tank real quick
At the end, when Peele gave them that stern father look, I literally lol'd and damn near pissed my pants! 😂🤣
You know this against Islam to make a mockery of Islam. These people should be punished for that.
@@unvcht5046 they're not mocking Islam. They're not even Muslims
@@unvcht5046
Are you for real 🤣🤣🤣
@@unvcht5046 These guys are supposed to be terrorists. If you think this is mocking Islam.. I'll let you figure the rest out.
@@unvcht5046 no one gives a damn what is against islam. we will make fun of anyone. dont like it? too bad lol
Their expressions is so priceless mannnnn
There are so many sketches out there that need a sequel, this may be one of those
The nuance and acting of all 3 characters is pretty good.
Fun sketch!
Eh. Brother mustafa or w/e wasn't great. Key's the much better actor.
Agreed! Peele’s hyperactive expressions and acting keeps the funny sketch with an underlying tone of dread that you get the twist with it at the end as it flip flops tones.
He disappeared into a crowd, holy shit that's funny!
Explain it to me lol I'm a little slow
followed by that '24'-sounding audio cue, which is just genius
Because you know he's gonna make trouble for them two. So you know the next time he's gonna show up, consequences are gonna happen.
After further consideration of the profit margins, why not join in on entrepreneurship?
The best part is, from our perspective as viewers, there was a random person blocking the camera at the moment Peele disappeared... but for the characters in the truck, they were staring straight at his back and watched him blink out of existence, which their reactions that much more hilarious xD
3:37 that turn back was hilarious
I love the stories of actual mafia/cartels quitting crime because their front business was doing so well
They paid the biggest price, alright. They learned Capitalism goes both ways, baby.
"$5 BABAGANUSH!"
Competition in the free market is a beautiful thing to behold.
@@murray9807 Exactly!
I think Mustafa will learn the capitalism, because Mustafa Kebap is working alone and to get the same money he has to work two times more, also they got 100-200 costumers, Mustafa has to find 200-400 costumers because of his price is half of theirs. It means that if Mustafa wants to give the same service and earn more money, he has to work more and find more costumers. 😅
@@murray9807 The problem that if a market isn't regulated, the market becomes very quickly un-free. Let's say fast food, sure you may be able to open up your own restaurant, but McDonald's can do whatever they want to do, including fucking you over any way they cant with their unlimited ressources once you pose any risk to their profits
@@kafkaesk_I mean he also doesn’t need to split the earnings so actually he doesn’t need both, but just one of those aspects covered
A KP skit I’ve never seen, must be my birthday
Happy Birthday!
Now, that u have come of age u can drink with your pa and stop watching stupid skits
It really is my birthday lol
@@skinnymon123 happy belated birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊
Ah the secret missing scene from You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
2:44 that "whaaat?" was totally natural & hilarious
That's the part that got me for sure
Can we take a second to recognize the brilliant acting of Zac Oyama in this sketch?
No
Yes
Yes
Lmaooo the fact that you caught that 😂
That's not him
Hahaha I'm honored you're pronouncing "Mustafa" so spot on and correct like real arabs. The third guy did a great job saying the name so correctly, your pronunciation of the names is so perfect it shows the level of respect you have for all nationalities. HAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE IT WOW!!!
Chill, it' s just a skit, you've got the idea behind it that's what matters.
@@feitan8745 can you stop being a Karen and let me compliment my favorite actors? thank you.
@@feitan8745 dude, just let the guy praise Key and Peele and the other guy, what's wrong with you?
level of respect for nationalities and at the same time adding fire to the stereotypes of the nationalities
@@limitlesssky3050 they won't leave me alone, look at the other guy, he straight up went political lol adding fire to the hummus and falafel lmao
He DID make them pay the ultimate price! 😂
Im Egyptian and I love this I like that they played Arab music in the background.
Ah...the origin of the Ćevapi! 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I forget and think that i am watching a movie. Incredible Key and Peele. 👏 they never let you down
😂U will pay the ultimate price!! (Comes back with his own food truck)😂
i can confirm.......us Mustafa's always thinking about making money...... :P
That’s so funny cos we have a friend called Mustafa and growing up everybody called him “money-making Mus”
That finger pointing at the end is peak comedy lol
That Salam was perfect.
The “whaaaaaat” is so funny
"These sandwiches are loaded with cholesterol". That line, and I was on the floor laughing in the highest pitch ever. That line literally made my day.
The food truck game in DC... LOL
The best comedians, theres nothing they cant do
Trans jokes. Can they do trans jokes? They've done gay jokes.
@@3TYKX get off the heroin please
@@onedaywillbegreat never touched illicit drugs in my life.
@@3TYKX get off the weed pls
@@danieljoseph6404 never done recreational drugs in my life.
"200 is a good day!"
Lmao
“How many do you sell a day?” 😂
2:34 when his mouth is moving to do the math in his head😂
Watching a new Key & Peele sketch is like finding a gold mine.
I think this is old. But I get your point
its amazing how key can play arab mexican and white black so well loll
“Did you say 9 dollars for 1” 😂😂😂
Straight Debo look at the end 😂
The voice of Peele is legendary.....!!!
I love how he hisses when he says “really”
Brother Mustafa went Shark Tank on them for a second there. 😂
Peele's hairdo's always have me lmao 😆
As an Arab guy whose name is Mostafa .. i kept praying the whole sketch to have a funny twist and i sighed with relief at the end.
ginger arab? interesting
@@PenguinCrayon269 Could be from Northern Africa or te Levant, plenty of while looking Arabs there, these regions were under Byzantine or Roman control for hundreds of years after all, I'm guessing he's Egyptian because of his surname.
@@abdmzn that light phenotype exited in greater antiquity before the existence of foreign elements check out 19th century anthropologist Giuseppe Sergei. Black Africans are extremely diverse
@@PenguinCrayon269 every race has gingers.
@@eliakimbenishchayil Thanks, will check it out
When he disappeared in thin air I lost it😭 cus it really be like that on them tv show😂😂😂😂
3:32 I can’t stop watching this part 😂😂
Key and Peele Aren't Normal 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:00 that side look is hilarious
I just fell off the chair when he said loaded them with cholesterols. LOL.
Peele's range is nuts
This is wizardry how did I not see this
"My friends!" Now I need to watch that Kebapi skit.
0:18 ".. khigh-definition" with a خ
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I died.
The last 5 seconds made this go from a good skit to "sore abs the next day laughter"
I’ve missed your skits, Key & Peele! Y’all are the BOMB!
The FBI is reviewing this comment 😂😂😂😂
Allahuakhbar !
You forgot to say the magical word. : *"Allah-hu-Akbar"*
Daft twats saying that to blow innocent people up doesn't mean anything. They end up in hell.
This ages quite well.
" Our leaders will be very displeaaaaasedid you say 9 dollars for one? "
The accents are soooo good😂😂😂😂😂
That sorry at the end🤣
Pretty good margins😂😂😂
That moment at then end where you remember the person you're dealing with actually crazy
They deserve an oscar award. I swear to the Gods i have never laughed so often. 💯💯💯👍🏽👍🏽
People ignoring the top notch acting here. So good
For reals, they give 💯 into their character
Bruh we're used to the top notch character portrayals of this skits no need to point out the obvious.
@@kaelthunderhoof5619 he’s just pointing it out to show he’s admiring & complimenting. No need to be rude & call him out like that. It’s just a compliment
its not being ignored its just so good that you forget that its acting at all. it feels like this actually happened and this is an actual recording.. lol
🤣 the look he gave at the very end with the sound effect was too funny! Ahaha
“Hhhigh definition” 🤣🤣
I love the plot of this skit. I wish it was a movie.
Their acting is too good😂😂
0% drugs
0% sex
0% alcohol
100% talent
That point and look in the end 😆😆😆
This scene is kind of deep in a dark way. Never die , or die now
I can't believe the profit margin they have. Damn!
You know this against Islam to make a mockery of Islam. These people should be punished for that.
*It's probably legit. Food trucks can make a lot.*
@@unvcht5046 if you consider Islamic terrorism is Islam , then you are right, they are making a joke of while religion in less than 4 min video. Spot on huh?
I died when I found out that someone has been trying to place their order the whole entire time
His accent changed when he said “how much do they cost to make” 😂😂
Halal Guys & Adel's NYC. 🤣🤣🤣
*_That skit is golden never gets old!!!_*
I loved how they tried to threaten him at the end but then remember hes their leader lol
This sketch effectively shows how competition drives the prices down
Peele is the absolute master of the breathless "what?" It sort of trails off in his mouth.... It's quite majestic how delivery turns one syllable into a punchline on the human condition.
If he was Italian (mafia) he would have just took over the business!
That's haram tho. Forcefully taking something that isn't yours his punishable by death and you're going to hell in the afterlife.
@@AO00720
Really?
If that's the case, why weren't the caliphs killed for conquering land from India to Spain?
Those lands weren't theirs.
@@kundakaps Conquering isn't stealing. Just putting places under new management.
@@mazdikhan2556
Did you ever attend formal education or it was just the Madrassa?
The comment I responded to reads "forcefully taking something that isn't yours".
*conquer*
verb
overcome and take control of (a place or people) by military force.
The Islamic conquests took other people's land, houses, livelihood & even charged the inhabitants of the land who didn't "convert" to Islam Jizya.
How are the Palestinians liking the Israeli management?
@@kundakaps The lands conquered by Muslims became richer and more stable.What's wrong with Jizya? You pay taxes right? Your military defends your country with your tax money. If you don't pay you go to jail. In Islam if you don't pay taxes you fight in the military(People who are able to pay ate required to pay).They don't pay Jizya hence the military is weak. Therefore they get crusaded and all civilians get slaughtered. What would happen if Indians didn't pay Jizya? Mongols would ransack Delhi which they tried. Win Ain Jalut and destroy DamascusJerusalem,Mecca Medina Cairo and North Africa then enter Europe. Yes they would destroy the Abrahamic religion. Not to mention that Muslims creted modern science in a span of 500 years which the Mongols destroyed. You pay Jizya your whole life and have no problem and then say stuff like this. Maybe a madrasa education is better than whatever you've learned.
Peele really did well as the evil brown uncle from all these movies haha
Please who writes for these guys?
I swear they are top tier comedians,top tier.
The joy of finding a key and peele skit is unmatched. Makes my day everytime