Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 17 Cut)

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  • @mindlessgonzoalt
    @mindlessgonzoalt  5 років тому +47

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  • @eliza-dp4nq
    @eliza-dp4nq 6 років тому +426

    the way they all politely fight their way to the mic has me every time

    • @cxx66
      @cxx66 6 років тому +36

      Not a bit like when Frankie was on it and would shamelessly walk in right behind the others before they had even left the mic stand

    • @cxx66
      @cxx66 5 років тому +18

      @ItsThatChrisGuy Frankie Boyle is a man who was once funny, but lost his way a long time ago.
      His mic hogging on MTW was embarrassing to watch

    • @jamesl8640
      @jamesl8640 5 років тому +27

      Not when Ed Byrne did it (he was invisible in his jacket)

    • @thejintymyster6396
      @thejintymyster6396 4 роки тому +4

      That is the British way

    • @michellekirk9861
      @michellekirk9861 3 місяці тому

      Still we do nothing m8 to scared cos they scare us controlled by people who don't care or even know how it feels cos we can't so sad 😢 wish we could come together but best not mention it or I'm in shi#

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 3 роки тому +212

    'Cooking While Pissed' is the best segment, I wish it was an actual show and I suspect it will constitute many uni students' experience

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 10 місяців тому +63

    The disgust from the audience at the "opened a fresh jar of marmalade" was incredible.

    • @justynmatlock8873
      @justynmatlock8873 6 місяців тому +4

      She looked like she was speaking from experience !

  • @alexbanks8429
    @alexbanks8429 6 місяців тому +14

    Idk if what Ed Byrne describes in “Cooking While Pissed” is based on personal experience or not, but I can tell you that it is very accurate.

  • @insomiax_2404
    @insomiax_2404 5 років тому +113

    "Trouble with your nerves? Dont move to Salsbury." Ok that one killed me

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 3 роки тому +2

      This means something different to me , cos that's where in the army we blew stuff up , not like little explosions either , like we would go a mile away to set them off an still get debris falling around our bunker , so that's what made me chuckle at that joke

    • @thebigmightybattleship
      @thebigmightybattleship 11 місяців тому +1

      @@BipoIarbear Still funny either way

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 11 місяців тому

      @@thebigmightybattleship yep yep

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 3 місяці тому

      Salisbury.

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 5 місяців тому +10

    Zoe Lyon is an underrated brilliant one liner Queen.

  • @KennethACrashwaggonMusic
    @KennethACrashwaggonMusic 2 місяці тому +4

    Kerry's eyeball joke is just amazing.

  • @TheCarnivillain
    @TheCarnivillain 10 місяців тому +11

    “If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many apples would you need to keep away Harold Shipman?”

  • @PlasticAstronaut
    @PlasticAstronaut 2 місяці тому +3

    6:06 Ed gives a comedy masterclass in “Hold for laugh, plus eye contact that says ‘think about it…’”

  • @abistarr4820
    @abistarr4820 6 років тому +543

    Does anyone else actually want to watch 'cooking when pissed'?

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 6 років тому +9

      just think Gordon Ramsay in the Great British bake off

    • @timothyw98
      @timothyw98 6 років тому +8

      Or what achieve clips of Keith Floyd, he always be necking back wine while cooking.

    • @horrorfan888
      @horrorfan888 6 років тому +4

      Drunk History Exists, So Why Not A Cooking Show.

    • @georgethefriend29
      @georgethefriend29 6 років тому +3

      I personally want to.

    • @758richy
      @758richy 6 років тому +2

      Closest thing is Something's Burning on All Things Comedy UA-cam channel

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 5 років тому +59

    "This next property is about £50,000 over Philip and Susan's budget. Luckily though, Philip's grandmother has just died"

  • @G.0.N.E_Ghoul
    @G.0.N.E_Ghoul 3 роки тому +14

    Unironically into Ed Byrne’s foldy uppy bike guy 🤣

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 2 роки тому +11

    "We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)...
    But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.

  • @TopKekMadLad
    @TopKekMadLad 6 років тому +270

    "Toast - Because you're not allowed to put melted butter in your mouth"

    • @Lampironstudios215
      @Lampironstudios215 Рік тому +2

      Well no ones saying you aren't

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Lampironstudios215Proving common sense, ain't common.

    • @barefootbooks69
      @barefootbooks69 8 місяців тому

      I ​@@Lampironstudios215

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 6 місяців тому

      @@Poppa_Capinyoaz There was a Soviet scientist that was at Vostok Station in Antarctica he said it got so cold all you could do was eat a pound of butter, then you'd feel better.

    • @syko2695
      @syko2695 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@Poppa_CapinyoazCommon sense should allow curiosity to thrive

  • @patrickmackey8633
    @patrickmackey8633 6 місяців тому +8

    The Huw Edwards joke was prophetic!!!

  • @emptycradle1304
    @emptycradle1304 Рік тому +11

    I'd watch "Cooking while pissed".

  • @blueswingdown
    @blueswingdown 9 місяців тому +30

    "And here comes the Irish team."
    "Here with the first answer is Hugh..."
    *"And here come the Irish team."*
    😆

  • @Baiko
    @Baiko 6 років тому +108

    Laughed at how bad the curtains bit was from Acaster, and accidentally swallowed my chewing gum

  • @Thed-up2vr
    @Thed-up2vr Місяць тому +1

    Milton's shirt with the football players on it is so good. I want one!

  • @Deckard76
    @Deckard76 5 років тому +61

    31:40 I love pain, I LOVE PAAIIIIIINNNN!!! :)

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 3 роки тому +80

    Petition for a full series of 'Cooking While Pissed'

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Рік тому +3

      i think ed might go for that

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 Рік тому +1

      Signed

    • @sapien82
      @sapien82 5 місяців тому

      just watch keith floyd re runs hahah

    • @cedleigh94
      @cedleigh94 3 місяці тому

      Would love it, but would probably violate too many health and safety conditions to be green lighted 😂

  • @NoodleCollie
    @NoodleCollie 6 років тому +70

    "Wall-to-wall fanny" cracked me up.

    • @barrettolson82
      @barrettolson82 6 років тому +2

      X6Herbius was there an entendre I missed?

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 7 місяців тому +1

      I'd just say fish market in that instance, to be honest.

  • @jessicadavis9693
    @jessicadavis9693 5 років тому +41

    Sequel to la la land ; Po land! Best thing ever

  • @mikefry4567
    @mikefry4567 5 місяців тому +1

    I love James' "dating hands" during unlikely dating profiles 😂

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 2 роки тому +4

    Cooking While Pissed came back after lockdown!

  • @DinoDive
    @DinoDive 5 років тому +39

    I’d like to apologise to all the students who saw that, Miss jones has horribly misunderstood what mufti day means
    I burst out laughing

  • @yeetospagheeto9389
    @yeetospagheeto9389 5 років тому +12

    Ed gamble has got to be my favourite

  • @WilfulFox
    @WilfulFox 3 роки тому +12

    The way everyone pauses and makes eye contact after delivering a joke is kinda funny for some reason 😂 Especially Hugh’s double take as he leaves 😊

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 11 місяців тому +2

    That Stamp Duty joke was too real 😂😂😂

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 2 роки тому +5

    "Well, you need two prosthetic limbs. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." (Hugh Dennis)

  • @gumusluk05
    @gumusluk05 3 роки тому +4

    Hugh always looks at the topic on the way back after his joke !! Random but true

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 2 роки тому +6

    "And the caretaker has asked me to say: take care."

  • @isabella-cg1co
    @isabella-cg1co 4 роки тому +12

    If adverts were really like that I would watch so much more ITV

  • @harveyherbert2970
    @harveyherbert2970 5 років тому +5

    All I hear is the curry's pc world ads when Hugh does his stand up haha

  • @montypython4ever
    @montypython4ever 6 років тому +9

    dont know why i loved the trainspotting joke, hughs confused expresion is hilarius! XD

  • @africanfrag15
    @africanfrag15 6 років тому +43

    31:10 James wasn't impressed with Hugh's joke...

    • @dancollins3999
      @dancollins3999 6 років тому +3

      Sahil Shah he’s just kinda like that in general tbh

  • @billrobershaw9165
    @billrobershaw9165 4 місяці тому +3

    "wall to wall fanny "...epic!

  • @ronster1703
    @ronster1703 6 років тому +22

    I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.

  • @dl4350
    @dl4350 5 років тому +5

    i can't stop laughing at the sequel to la la land - Poland thingy

  • @FinneousPJ1
    @FinneousPJ1 5 років тому +14

    Foldy-uppy bike🤣

  • @AlexGreenwoodUkulele
    @AlexGreenwoodUkulele 6 років тому +62

    "To me!"
    SAVAGE

    • @myLizardisgreat
      @myLizardisgreat 6 років тому +3

      Alex Greenwood can you explain the joke? I don’t get it 😥😨😰

    • @AlexGreenwoodUkulele
      @AlexGreenwoodUkulele 6 років тому +6

      @@myLizardisgreat The chuckle-brothers, one of which died recently.
      "To me! To you!"
      "Oh dear.... Oh dear, oh dear..."

    • @Molly-kv5si
      @Molly-kv5si 5 років тому +1

      I was like “too soon” 😭😂

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому

      Oof

  • @avengedraider5727
    @avengedraider5727 Рік тому +5

    17:01 oh boy.
    That aged well didn’t it.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 27 днів тому

    20:19 That little “Pfft!” is freaking priceless. 😂

  • @naxaes7889
    @naxaes7889 3 роки тому +2

    That delivery at 21:13 is just spot on!

  • @cavangallagher6869
    @cavangallagher6869 6 років тому +44

    I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video

  • @markmiller6402
    @markmiller6402 3 роки тому +10

    Cooking when pissed is so relatable

  • @louiseogden1296
    @louiseogden1296 4 роки тому +9

    I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!

    • @michellekirk9861
      @michellekirk9861 3 місяці тому

      What silly comments about someone died that's really not funny love 😵

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 років тому +13

    1:08:10 This. This is why the BBC doesn't ask pro-brexit comedians on. The audience clearly wasn't on his side.

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas 4 роки тому +5

      That guy is also seriously unfunny..... I mean, no pressure? oof that was painful.

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 5 років тому +61

    Rejected Exam Questions:
    If a surgery to change your eye is £10,000, how much did Dara spend on his new look?

    • @entermidnight7704
      @entermidnight7704 5 років тому

      A fucking lot

    • @abyc-m2291
      @abyc-m2291 5 років тому +4

      £20,000 because if you can afford to change a eye, you are rich enough to get the pair done

  • @proudfootz
    @proudfootz 6 років тому +9

    "...whom do we appreciate?"

  • @alichinogaming6089
    @alichinogaming6089 5 років тому +11

    "Using... MADICK"

  • @jessesanders1103
    @jessesanders1103 5 років тому +7

    10:04 Hugh Calls Croatia's World Cup Run

  • @sloppygamer1291
    @sloppygamer1291 3 місяці тому +1

    Some of my favourites:
    5:38 - 17:42 - 20:16 - 20:26 - 38:35 - 43:13 - 46:47

  • @janemazurek2517
    @janemazurek2517 3 роки тому +3

    As a Canadian I LOVE this!

  • @jackhughes0197
    @jackhughes0197 6 років тому +28

    43:44 I was crying laughing at this for 5 minutes straight!!

  • @mindlessgonzoalt
    @mindlessgonzoalt  5 років тому +9

    Series 18 starts on May 23, and seems to only last 6 episodes. Unless the Wiki is incomplete.

    • @angeskye
      @angeskye 5 років тому

      mindlessgonzoALT I read they are doing a split season. 6 now and more in October.

    • @mindlessgonzoalt
      @mindlessgonzoalt  5 років тому

      Well, that explains everything. The SWLTS might still be a bit short, but eh, worth it.

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 5 років тому +5

    Although he clapped somewhat, I don't think Hugh especially liked the "To me" joke

    • @elvisleeboy
      @elvisleeboy 5 років тому

      It was a pretty obvious one.

  • @TheVulcanMaster777
    @TheVulcanMaster777 3 місяці тому

    Very good video guys, its confusing to what happened but keep up the great work your doing and good see kids enjoying trains

  • @LensesOnTheRoad
    @LensesOnTheRoad 10 місяців тому +2

    sergeant too-ugly-for-hollyoaks got me good

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 3 роки тому +4

    Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 4 місяці тому

      You could initiate them into The Order, and show them the All-Knowing Truthteller’s Grimoire.

  • @Brustkle
    @Brustkle Місяць тому +1

    17:00 well that aged well and changed the joke.

  • @BINGOTECH-lt8lt
    @BINGOTECH-lt8lt 9 місяців тому +4

    43:10 I suppose that one was after Barry Elilott/Chuckle died?

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 3 роки тому +1

    I love to hear James say Toblerone...lol

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 3 роки тому +1

    43:14
    Tacky, tasteless and bloody hysterical!!🤣

  • @jameslittlemore313
    @jameslittlemore313 6 років тому +47

    Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 6 років тому +1

      clearly they're wrong

    • @ozm8642
      @ozm8642 5 років тому +1

      It's like the Netflix stand up specials, audience is obviously paid

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 років тому +5

      @@ozm8642 except it's on regular tv and the audience paid for tickets

    • @ozm8642
      @ozm8642 5 років тому +2

      @@LordAaronus yah I know. Still not as bad as a laugh track haha

    • @george8582
      @george8582 5 років тому

      Austin McFarlane it’s all canned laughter

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 6 років тому +4

    6:58 Ed Gamble living up to the mantle of his predecessor in that spot, Andy Parsons, by taking the earliest possible opportunity to roast the fuck out of Ireland

  • @joshleadbetter5007
    @joshleadbetter5007 3 роки тому +2

    46:48 had me in bits :,)))))

  • @dougfrey7447
    @dougfrey7447 6 років тому +57

    From the states so is Southern Rail really that bad?

    • @KookiezRevenge
      @KookiezRevenge 6 років тому +18

      Doug Frey so so so bad! They ruin livelihoods!

    • @VincenzoInfi
      @VincenzoInfi 6 років тому +13

      Yes they're horrific

    • @twincrafters1
      @twincrafters1 6 років тому +9

      Doug Frey I mean they aren’t that bad but who’d know because they are always on strike. So yeah they are terrible.

    • @timothyw98
      @timothyw98 6 років тому +4

      If anything the whole rail system is nosing diving off a cliff. But hey we getting hs2 and If Im not mistaken, David Cameron said we should have one because Germany have one. Anybody think we can run a train system like clockwork.

    • @josephharrison8354
      @josephharrison8354 6 років тому +8

      @@timothyw98 Trouble is with most of the UK's railways is that they use Victorian signalling technology. Once in-cab signalling is installed, efficiency should (should) improve significantly.

  • @MrMinty1981
    @MrMinty1981 6 років тому +7

    5:33 Siri did the voice over?

  • @nickthefox72
    @nickthefox72 6 років тому +42

    Nice work mate :)
    Ever thought of doing a compilation of when Hugh narrates film/news clips? That would be cool :)

  • @gwr1787
    @gwr1787 5 років тому +1

    I was not aware Ari Eldjárn had been on Mock the Week..... shows how long it's been since I watched the show xD

  • @ryeencoke
    @ryeencoke 3 роки тому +3

    @1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand

  • @swampthing20
    @swampthing20 Рік тому +2

    Jesus, Milton's OFSTED one 1:09:30 is piss funny.

  • @Raas987
    @Raas987 6 років тому +18

    James Acaster saves this show tbh

    • @HMgamingEXP14HUW
      @HMgamingEXP14HUW 5 років тому +2

      And hugh Dennis and dara, should just be then 3 on this show and no one else haha

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin 2 роки тому

      a classic's a classic!

  • @deborahchasteen3206
    @deborahchasteen3206 7 місяців тому +2

    Who is the black comedian in the flowered shirt? He's very good.

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 6 років тому +11

    Skip to 43:12 for the best joke.

    • @beomgguks970
      @beomgguks970 5 років тому

      i honestly don’t get that joke help me out here 🤠🤠

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому

      OH NO. OH FUCK. OH NO.

    • @JJ21210
      @JJ21210 4 роки тому +2

      @@beomgguks970 There was a kids TV show, "The Chuckle Brothers," where one of the catchphrases was "To me, to you" -- and not long before this was filmed, one of the Chuckle Brothers died. So the joke was kind of tasteless.

  • @XLJ4SON
    @XLJ4SON 6 років тому +9

    You are the best

  • @imaner76
    @imaner76 3 роки тому +1

    @46:56 ... I'm crying laughing. If you're not. Keep watching it.

  • @sebastiannathaniel1613
    @sebastiannathaniel1613 6 років тому +10

    "...ferret in the arse...'...looked like a dubbing edit.
    ?

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 5 років тому

      Looked fine to me.
      Do they do that? ADR in post-production?

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 5 років тому

      Timestamp?

    • @elmossy
      @elmossy 2 місяці тому

      It was the joke she said in the episode, I think the clip was sped up somehow though

  • @peterbrophy3478
    @peterbrophy3478 6 років тому +2

    youtube red in nz no adds thank you for the upload

  • @rokealy
    @rokealy 10 місяців тому

    the lads are hilarious 🤣

  • @JJ21210
    @JJ21210 4 роки тому +4

    This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 6 років тому

    At least the Food Panda ad is kinda relevant

  • @annoneill8471
    @annoneill8471 5 років тому +4

    After 7:37 I walk up and say I'm happy to say that England won

  • @Punchdrunk_Critic
    @Punchdrunk_Critic 5 років тому +1

    Best bit is at 43:12, to me! Lol

  • @ryeencoke
    @ryeencoke 3 роки тому +1

    can someone explain Ed's joke at 43:10 please. It got such a reaction from the audience and other comedians.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 3 роки тому +2

      It was taped after the death of one of the Chuckle Brothers, one of their famous tidbits is "To me?" "To you."

    • @ryeencoke
      @ryeencoke 3 роки тому

      @@mindlessgonzo ahhhh, so a "too soon" type joke, that explains the reactions

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Рік тому

      It was done twice oneof the female comediens did it too

  • @Thenorthsace
    @Thenorthsace 6 років тому +15

    Pizza piss brilliant

    • @hoole87
      @hoole87 4 роки тому

      My fave joke hahahaha

  • @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981
    @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981 5 років тому +6

    I wish Whose Line could do this.

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas Рік тому +1

    "tarzipan" brill.

  • @spaceballs369
    @spaceballs369 3 роки тому +1

    Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it.
    For reference: 39:40

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 3 роки тому +5

      Nobody goes to a coffee shop in Amsterdam just for the coffee. They go to get high.

    • @spaceballs369
      @spaceballs369 3 роки тому

      @@mindlessgonzo Ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you!

  • @LifesVoyager
    @LifesVoyager 5 років тому +1

    Caster Semenya has joined a football team. That girl's got balls.

  • @User_1767
    @User_1767 6 років тому +3

    7:00 AND IT'S FUCK ALL FOR IRELAND!!!
    I mean, honestly, it was right there...

  • @1995elnino
    @1995elnino 6 років тому

    Dude you are my hero

  • @purplebin8812
    @purplebin8812 6 років тому +16

    9:56 I just had to stop watching after that joke.

  • @malachi7729
    @malachi7729 6 років тому +8

    45:54 fetusdeletus

  • @rory2871
    @rory2871 Рік тому +2

    Ed gamble is so funny I cant deal with him

  • @michaelbyrne-e4j
    @michaelbyrne-e4j 10 місяців тому

    Don't think that I don't know L7 wasn't behind the S.J.H. Ordeal.....Oh its coming

  • @dan.copp1410
    @dan.copp1410 6 років тому +5

    43:42 lol

  • @miaxx937
    @miaxx937 5 років тому +10

    I think my favourite seasons are from around when rob beckett was on, there doesn’t seem to be anymore of the of the original people. Even dara seems a bit off. I think it was doomed as soon as Andy left tbh