My entry: "Party people! Yeah Tories in Full Effect! That's me DC, the Brain Supreme and my man Steve Roll'n! We're kicking the flow, we're kickin' the flow and it goes a little somethin' like this!"
Welcome to Blackpool for the conservative party conference. the Chancellor of the Exchequer has made a very short speech about the state of Britain''s economy. He told the party You cant handle the Truth!
I would like to thank the British people for trusting me and electing me to Prime minister. Now, if you could all stand to the left a little more... PULL THE LEVER!
Welcome to the Democratic Party Conference, our goal for defeating Republicans is in action right now. We must tell people to make their own choices, and vote for Hilary Clinton.
Hugh Dennis absolutely NAILED IT with the signing.
Sums up pretty much every party broadcast post-Major.
''During this campaign we will make sure that your voices are heard and if you're schizophrenic even better''
Milton's coin flip is genius
Let's invest in the NHS
"The NHS is safe in our bloodstained money grabbing hands!" ........it's supposed to be UNLIKELY things, Hugh
Ksenia
Exactly. They wouldn’t SAY that.
@@Showmetheevidence- Boris Johnson might... 🤑
"Now the following is going to be confidential so if you line up on the left for your pinky promises"
0:55 Milton, tho! Priceless!
Hugh Dennis the signing was by far funniest moment ever in the show
'What ya mean, no. Why can't I bring cake in, I thought this was a party.'
My suggestion
The cake is a lie!
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Keith Fraser It's been a month and no one got that portal joke. But I did.
Dami Nooki Lets go for 2
It's officially been 2 years fellas.
You missed that by about 200 years.
At this point I think Mel B would be a welcome change...
*grabs mic*.....waits, tilts head back....'IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! What the ROCK is cooking!'
"We are outsourcing all the party work to India".
That is not unlikely. 😜
The miniMum wage 😂
Hugh absolutely brutalising then there
My entry: 'And of course we have promised more devolved powers to the Scottish Parliament.'
"I know what the man in the street thinks... because I ran him over getting here today."
I would have said...
"OK we've got the choices narrowed down to fancy dress, roman toga or chease & wine."
“I hold in my hand a piece of paper … can anyone tell me where the replacement toilet rolls are stored?”
My entry:
"Party people! Yeah Tories in Full Effect! That's me DC, the Brain Supreme and my man Steve Roll'n! We're kicking the flow, we're kickin' the flow and it goes a little somethin' like this!"
why can I imagine nish kumar delivering this perfectly
''Ive got this far and haven't been killed yet. I must be doing something right''.
#MelBForPrimeMinister
"At this point I don't think the republican party has anything to worry about."
'the truth'
The truth...
Love it!! How do they get away with it???
''Here are the latest Polls get your English books out''
And now, we would like to discuss a vital budgeting issue...Streamers or Balloons.
"Conference, I can assure you there are no skeletons in my closet. My sex slaves are all still alive."
“The truth”
''UKIP are 25% ahead of the lib dems. labour, and the tories im terribly sorry the computer has had a malfunction''
Welcome to Blackpool for the conservative party conference. the Chancellor of the Exchequer has made a very short speech about the state of Britain''s economy. He told the party You cant handle the Truth!
Time to sell all our second homes, folks. Some of our people can't even get one.
Does anyone know where I would go to buy that fine Sandman T-shirt Ed Byrne had?
Do I detect a hint of bitterness in Zoe Lyon's bit?
She’s gay I think so that’s why
@@doctorwhat3683 Her sexuality is irrelevant. Regardless of who's telling the joke, UKIP is unlikely to have a lesbian asian leader.
I s, watching this in 2020 and Mel B would be a better PM than Boris Johnson
You won't hear the truth.
I would like to thank the British people for trusting me and electing me to Prime minister. Now, if you could all stand to the left a little more... PULL THE LEVER!
Loool
You hypocrite Mr "I voice ever profiteer scum health company advert on TV" Dennis.
Welcome to the Democratic Party Conference, our goal for defeating Republicans is in action right now. We must tell people to make their own choices, and vote for Hilary Clinton.