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Having some stranger go out of their way to help another complete stranger without any incentive at all is probably the most impossible thing to ever happen in this fucked up world
0:14 I'd like to imagine a couple just walking along the beach, both of them happy but too afraid to pop the question out of a fear of rejection. And I'd like to imagine that this makes both of turn to each other and say yes, unintentionally leading to the happiest day in both of their lives
5:16 I had a teacher who was very similar to this in the same grade, except if you tried to read any of the books he had around in the room, which were history books, he'd confiscate it and tell you, "That's not in your reading level. Read a level 2 book." We were in 8th fucking grade, not kindergarten. This man ruined my curiosity for reading shit I'm actually interested in because of an imaginary book tier system.
What an asshole. If you were reading it its obviously at your reading level and even if it wasn't that's how you get better. First long form novel I read was LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring. Challenge is a irreplaceable part of the human learning experience.
@@shlingusdingus4174 That's even more bizarre. If he was an English teacher, those books may have been used for decoration. For a history teacher, that is completely nonsensical.
5:09 reminds me of when i was in fifth grade. i forgot what we were talking about, but my teacher told me that a few years before he had a class that he really didnt like, so he gave them a wordsearch and said the first person to finish gets a piece of candy. the last word in the wordbank wasnt in the wordsearch.
@@sillylittleidiotlol The US school system has kindergarten at around age 5 then 1st through 12th grades. So add 5 to the grade and that's how old most of the kids in it are. Elementary school ends at 5th or 6th grade depending on area. High school begins with 9th.
When you’re exposed to posts for so long you gotta understand that for every 1 good one that made to this video there were 10 cringe inducing sucking the fun out of your body
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 i got that it was a joke, i was responding in kind. alas, text does not carry tone. this happens to be a frequent plight of mine
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 "I understood that it was a joke, so my response was also a joke. Unfortunately, I don't think this was understood, and I blame that on the medium of communication being text, as it tends to lack tone that speech carries. This happens more frequently than it should to me"
5:21 reminds me of something similar that happened when I was 14/15 in high school. All the kids at that age were required to take a PE/health class which meant the locker rooms were almost entirely filled with these little rat bastards (including me). All the freshmen boys and I decided that one of the unused lockers would be designated as “The Stash.” The Stash would contain any food or drink that could be snuck into the locker room. However, there was a catch: all the food had to be sealed enough that it wouldn’t be noticed immediately. By the end of the semester, the locker was filled to the brim with milk cartons and Tupperware containers with food in them. Between semesters, all of containers had reached their breaking points, and the months-old partially-decayed goodies in The Stash broke loose. Upon returning to the locker room, we found ourselves unable to enter without gagging because the stench was too much for any of us to bear. The janitors were finally called in to clean out The Stash, thus ending the whole endeavour. Tl;dr: we filled a locker in the locker room with food and milk cartons, and it rendered the locker room temporarily unusable. Edit: formatting
1:51 What, he couldn't be eating with friends or relatives? 4:23 Next gen version of my mom who would take away the controllers, not the game or the console.
13:05 what you also want to do is if she has any photos of her with an ex boyfriend, print them off them cut his face out and stick a photo of your roommates face in it’s place as if the roommate did it.
10:57 a friend did the same thing but with his own because he wanted a reason to grind again so he just made a chest filled it up with these from all the diamonds he had
When I was a child, no grown up in my home ever did anything too harsh to "teach me a lesson". Only scold me. Or ground me. No sneaky plans. I just grab a piece of thermocol and scissors. They know the amount of stuff that flies everywhere once thermocol is broken up into pieces, you can never clean up that place good enough once thermocol has been scattered around. There's always some piece of thermocol somewhere at home or school or at friend's. Mostly from the packages of electronic goods or parcels of products in general. As there was no solid way to 100% keep me from obtaining thermocol and going choppity chop, the grown ups knew their places. I wasn't officially called by a nickname, just given one. My nickname was Damien Omen.
9:02 when the bed is so cold that it feels like they pissed in it but then they lift up their bed covers and see that it’s nothing so they try to sleep while constantly feeling like your sleeping in your piss.
12:23 I know how to vibrate my eyes, and because of ADHD, my eyes randomly vibrate because of muscle memory or something. So I'd be in the middle of playing one of my favorite games, and my eyes would just vibrate and I would die because I don't know what I was seeing. Also, everyone with ADHD has to read things like 5 times before they actually know what they read. We won the theoretical competition.
I also have a friend who edited Waldo out of the page, but he left a tiny speck of red from the hat and after searching for hours one of my other friends actually found it.
5:14 the reverse uno card ‘I’m re reading 📖 this because I really like reading’ boom no counter and you make them look bad for discouraging children from reading books 📚 for fun what a monster
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the popcorn guy is just rude, making the janitors' jobs harder
There is dumb people as him all around the world, sadly.
That's why they're called "Evil Memes" einstein
its fake, he took a picture someone else posted with the title "Why do people leave the theaters like this" or something similar
@@Bruh234 actually i don't think he did it, someone else edited it
@@turbo_marc nah the picture is real, he just took the pic from someone elses tweet/reddit post
I'm so sick of kids crying over not getting lollies but that kid with the candy bar made my day
Hi @yoaussidm how you doing today?😅
@@yadyoungdark7073 I'm good thanks
how is your day now?
@@someones_murderous_pet_cactus still good
@@yoaussiedm nice 👍
ngl the blind people duel & knife joke is insane
Wonk wonk i guess
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10:37 girl took "i tried to scream but my head was under water" to a whole new level💀💀
lol
Imagine being the victims of these tragic events.
Edit: Thank ya’ll for these likes bro 😎
Oof would suck
Skill issue (/j)
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Tone indicators are for snowflakes on twitter not real men on UA-cam
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Having some stranger go out of their way to help another complete stranger without any incentive at all is probably the most impossible thing to ever happen in this fucked up world
Nah...I've seen it. There is still hope 😊
0:14 I'd like to imagine a couple just walking along the beach, both of them happy but too afraid to pop the question out of a fear of rejection. And I'd like to imagine that this makes both of turn to each other and say yes, unintentionally leading to the happiest day in both of their lives
That would be the ultimate troll, nobody gets hurt, its funny, AND a couple got married
5:16 I had a teacher who was very similar to this in the same grade, except if you tried to read any of the books he had around in the room, which were history books, he'd confiscate it and tell you, "That's not in your reading level. Read a level 2 book." We were in 8th fucking grade, not kindergarten. This man ruined my curiosity for reading shit I'm actually interested in because of an imaginary book tier system.
What an asshole. If you were reading it its obviously at your reading level and even if it wasn't that's how you get better. First long form novel I read was LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring.
Challenge is a irreplaceable part of the human learning experience.
literally the complete opposite of what a teacher is supposed to do. God why are most teachers just narcissistic assholes with over-inflated egos
What subject was this?
@@andrewpinedo1883 History. He was our History teacher and wouldn't let us read the *history books* in his own classroom.
@@shlingusdingus4174 That's even more bizarre. If he was an English teacher, those books may have been used for decoration. For a history teacher, that is completely nonsensical.
The one when she said she told a guy that she rejected that she loves him when she doesn’t is absolutely disgusting
0:45
So... we ain't gonna talk about how Skinner attempted to steal Linguini's inheritance of the restaurant?
5:09 reminds me of when i was in fifth grade. i forgot what we were talking about, but my teacher told me that a few years before he had a class that he really didnt like, so he gave them a wordsearch and said the first person to finish gets a piece of candy. the last word in the wordbank wasnt in the wordsearch.
What kind of creep hates 10 years olds
@@Lolirock971 why does that make him a creep
@@Lolirock971 sorry, I don't understand "grades" so is it like, year 1, year 2 year 3 year 4 etc.?
@@sillylittleidiotlol The US school system has kindergarten at around age 5 then 1st through 12th grades. So add 5 to the grade and that's how old most of the kids in it are. Elementary school ends at 5th or 6th grade depending on area. High school begins with 9th.
@@loudgoat5241 Some go all the way up to 8th grade...none of that "middle school" stuff. Just an FYI.
10:35 “I tried to scream, but my head was underwater.”
"Real life villains don't exist"
Rea life villains:
Nahhh anyone saying that real life villains don’t exist prolly aren’t very educated about ww2 💀
The last one makes me believe a little more in humanity 🙃
Its absolutely evil how fast the memes end
Agree TvT
6:53 That guy is an absolute saint. He is the reincarnated Jesus. Someone please condemn him and get him a whiteboard 🙏 🙏
I remember that about a year ago this guy's voice always sounded really energetic, now he sounds like he's experiencing permanent post nut clarity
When you’re exposed to posts for so long you gotta understand that for every 1 good one that made to this video there were 10 cringe inducing sucking the fun out of your body
@@tristangabrielo I didn't think it would be this serious
@@LordHoggo01 1 Good meme to 10 cringe life stealing memes, yeah, I didn’t think it was this serious either
I want Vaazkl as all my Ai voices. Something about his voice is relaxing. Id pay so much to hear. “Hey, you. Get up.”
1:02
Nah if i hear "Pull up the WikiHow article" I'm waking up, grabbing the scalpel, and doing the damn surgery myself
so the WikiHow article would probably be helpful to you in that case? Sounds like the surgeon was being proactive
@@beardedboulderer2609 it's a joke but okay, he went to med school he should know
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 i got that it was a joke, i was responding in kind. alas, text does not carry tone. this happens to be a frequent plight of mine
@@beardedboulderer2609 okay say that again but say it as if you were talking to a braindead infant (im slow)
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 "I understood that it was a joke, so my response was also a joke. Unfortunately, I don't think this was understood, and I blame that on the medium of communication being text, as it tends to lack tone that speech carries. This happens more frequently than it should to me"
5:21 reminds me of something similar that happened when I was 14/15 in high school.
All the kids at that age were required to take a PE/health class which meant the locker rooms were almost entirely filled with these little rat bastards (including me). All the freshmen boys and I decided that one of the unused lockers would be designated as “The Stash.” The Stash would contain any food or drink that could be snuck into the locker room. However, there was a catch: all the food had to be sealed enough that it wouldn’t be noticed immediately. By the end of the semester, the locker was filled to the brim with milk cartons and Tupperware containers with food in them.
Between semesters, all of containers had reached their breaking points, and the months-old partially-decayed goodies in The Stash broke loose. Upon returning to the locker room, we found ourselves unable to enter without gagging because the stench was too much for any of us to bear. The janitors were finally called in to clean out The Stash, thus ending the whole endeavour.
Tl;dr: we filled a locker in the locker room with food and milk cartons, and it rendered the locker room temporarily unusable.
Edit: formatting
4:09 as a psychopath that drinks 0.5 liters of chocolate milk every morning I can confirm this cliche
Chocolate milk aint the same as plain milk...they got different vibes...
and then these people will be like, "why is everyone so bad?"
Yeah
VaazkL sounds like the kind of guy who was at the reviving end of all the evil, we love being able to watch him daily ❤🔥💯
I had a weird ass dream last night where I thought jfk was still alive but he was in a bunker for like 20 years.
What better way to end evil memes by saying something wholesome !❤
1:51
What, he couldn't be eating with friends or relatives?
4:23
Next gen version of my mom who would take away the controllers, not the game or the console.
that ending was beautiful
10:48
I feel like this now look roughly 70% more fun to run in as I would try to jump on the solid patches as I go
3:58 Lizard is a fire name actually
Ok Mark Zuckerberg
3:46 honestly kinda fair for a mc Donald's sprite
You belong in this video
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@@YakzWard_ lol
@@brohamster i most likely do lmao
@@YakzWard_yes you do
damn, that last one hits home a bit too hard. 😢
The kid that got the labels off the cans would have been eating from the soup kitchen from that day forward
9:38 this meme really got some nostalgia to it.
It took me some times to realise but at 11:39, the music gave me so much nostalgia 😢... mario and sonic at the olympic winter games DS
13:05 what you also want to do is if she has any photos of her with an ex boyfriend, print them off them cut his face out and stick a photo of your roommates face in it’s place as if the roommate did it.
3:01 So thats what walmart does to the shoplifters... the ones they catch at least.
11:55 I would rather take my time to take shelter but not waste my time on calculating where the tornado is going.
The first one is respectable
7:13 Is pure evil 😈😭
*_"Dude, i would stain the payment with that thing for a McDonald's sprite"_*
13:00 If Americans don't splooge ketchup all over their fries then us kenyans🇰🇪 are true villains 😂
We do not, in fact, "splooge ketchup all over" our fries. I do, however, have just one question I would ask. What in. The fuck?
@@isfet5730 I'm not even american and this is just craaaazy
Are we just not gonna talk about how long the chips are??
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Bro Kenyan Chips Masala is a different thing. It's not the same thing bro.
8:25 Absolute deviousness 👹
2:22 Is pure evil
10:57 a friend did the same thing but with his own because he wanted a reason to grind again so he just made a chest filled it up with these from all the diamonds he had
Omega based
6:25
Chaotic evil alternative: roll of duct tape on the counter
Wipe 'n Wax!
I have another idea for making people suffer for eternity. Their pillow will never be cold, always warm
0:14 as someone who’s never heard of a “couple” this is a W
2:07 tmx for the idea, I'll try that on my parents😂
When I was a child, no grown up in my home ever did anything too harsh to "teach me a lesson". Only scold me. Or ground me. No sneaky plans.
I just grab a piece of thermocol and scissors. They know the amount of stuff that flies everywhere once thermocol is broken up into pieces, you can never clean up that place good enough once thermocol has been scattered around.
There's always some piece of thermocol somewhere at home or school or at friend's. Mostly from the packages of electronic goods or parcels of products in general.
As there was no solid way to 100% keep me from obtaining thermocol and going choppity chop, the grown ups knew their places.
I wasn't officially called by a nickname, just given one.
My nickname was Damien Omen.
6:16 chaotic evil should have been sand paper or some poison ivy leaf
All of these people could easily become super villains
2:41 *officer has haunted look*
As a North Pacific Ocean Cheeto dog outlet clock, I can confirm these memes lose faith in humanity, but I can use some of these myself 😂💀
please i am begging you to stop
I've been watching VaazkL for hours
6:05 That Carolina reaper 😭
9:02
when the bed is so cold that it feels like they pissed in it but then they lift up their bed covers and see that it’s nothing so they try to sleep while constantly feeling like your sleeping in your piss.
1:28 Summoning the demon tomboys
whoever padlocked his ear is my idol
the 2nd to last one or the last one is just so whole it makes my heart melt
That last one almost made me cry.
These are all in fact very evil memes
Very evil I must say good lad
The last “meme” brought me to tears
10:20 Ha ha you got rr'd
Even the evil memes make my day better
12:23 I know how to vibrate my eyes, and because of ADHD, my eyes randomly vibrate because of muscle memory or something. So I'd be in the middle of playing one of my favorite games, and my eyes would just vibrate and I would die because I don't know what I was seeing. Also, everyone with ADHD has to read things like 5 times before they actually know what they read. We won the theoretical competition.
As someone with adhd, I don’t wanna read all that
@@BlahajOfficaI Fair, I don't know why I write so much
@@thegamingcow5072 it’s all good lol
I do the eye vibrating thingy and that happens lol
4:10 They've had solid-color puzzles for years, but this is even better because they're hard to find and you don't even know which side is up.
If I ever rob someone with a large shoe collection I’ll take 1 shoe from each pair
I also have a friend who edited Waldo out of the page, but he left a tiny speck of red from the hat and after searching for hours one of my other friends actually found it.
Vaazkl somehow comes up with more and more meme genres
9:26 when I realized I was like *oh. OH NO*
4:47 got me the most LMAO
I think there's a leak in hell
I just watch your videos while playing video games and I watch for hours, it makes me so happy❤
I‘ve actually fallen asleep to this man’s videos
4:09 as a psychopath who would chug a whole bottle of plain white milk in a minute- yeah can confirm I’m pretty evil
8:36
Wow, what a great idea, I sure hope the World Trade Centre doesn't get finished by this in real life.
Found this comment on 9/11
second to the last one made me sob tbh
I have rewatched this over 5 ti es
As a short person, I can confirm that we will climb any and all possible surfaces to reach things
Had to check the title a few times bc i thought these were relatable memes
these are giving me ideas i gotta write some of this stuff down
Vaaz has the best voice for this.
10:06 THATS SO EVIL LMAO 🤣
I know but it made me happy for some reason
5:14 the reverse uno card ‘I’m re reading 📖 this because I really like reading’ boom no counter and you make them look bad for discouraging children from reading books 📚 for fun what a monster
The one before the last one made me do the relieved scuff
This is hilarious😂
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
The transparent puzzle is a criminal war crime
16:47 I thought this was evil memes, not wholesome memes
im gonna keep this tab with this video open forever, and use some of these when needed
5:21 im the devil kid who reads the end so I know what to expect but I only do it with books I don’t really like so for Wings of Fire I didn’t do that
I did that but with the wings of fire book my curiosity won
4:28 i am severly offended, got the twitter cancellers, I NEED BACKUP!
THESE ARE TOO FUNNY
The last one was wholesome
0:56 evil
Jesus, that last one man
I just wanted some evil dubious fools
not this
If you squish that bunny you are a PSYCHOPATH oh my god 😭😭
15:38 at 12:43 am. On a school night, after a long day, this, nearly broke me.
7:35 Birds don't tend to fall very often. It literally is just musescore with some nonsense name. (From my song; Falling Birds)
11:00
I trick humans into wandering deep into the forest by mimicking their friends voices making them lose cell phone service.