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  • Опубліковано 31 сер 2023
  • Smart Memes
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  9 місяців тому +66

    drop some video ideas!
    twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES
    🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)🏮

    • @n64briel
      @n64briel 9 місяців тому +2

      Day 31 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes (1 MONTH LETS GO)

    • @Myah_shee
      @Myah_shee 9 місяців тому +1

      Good idea

    • @dragonex4723
      @dragonex4723 9 місяців тому +1

      Duck Memes (32)

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 9 місяців тому +2

      Hey did you ever do star wars memes? In a video a few months ago you said you would

    • @skytherobloxreviewguy3754
      @skytherobloxreviewguy3754 9 місяців тому +1

      are u gonna do fnaf memes?

  • @IloveHildasfeet
    @IloveHildasfeet 9 місяців тому +862

    Covid was just an aggressive advertisement for Plague Inc.

    • @helo_tonk_here
      @helo_tonk_here 9 місяців тому +11

      And what about the other things

    • @okay8500
      @okay8500 9 місяців тому

      What the fuck is that name

    • @PressToStartOfficial
      @PressToStartOfficial 9 місяців тому +21

      Bro you are here?? I see you on Pokémon meme posts

    • @itsnotderryl
      @itsnotderryl 9 місяців тому +14

      Every single pokemon post I see you. Now I see you here 😭

    • @donklus4489
      @donklus4489 9 місяців тому

      fr

  • @DaDucko12
    @DaDucko12 9 місяців тому +98

    "have u ever met someone who is academically really smart but is also the dumbest person u ever met" that literally describes me perfectly 💀

  • @shadow.elixir.exe.
    @shadow.elixir.exe. 9 місяців тому +275

    As a thirteen year old, I thought about the new safety features in cars and decided ‘It would be hard to commit a hit and run’

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc 9 місяців тому +9

      there's probably gonna be a system in a few years that completely stops the car if you try to commit a hit and run

    • @AlienFromPlanet-IIL-52B
      @AlienFromPlanet-IIL-52B 9 місяців тому +5

      @CrabMultitask existing part, relatable. thirteen? not reletable.

    • @gigga7334
      @gigga7334 9 місяців тому +6

      As a thirteen year old, I am not thirteen

    • @Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd
      @Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd 9 місяців тому +1

      As a ten year old, I am not thirteen

    • @MrRoseandrc
      @MrRoseandrc 8 місяців тому +1

      Why?

  • @Salamander2131
    @Salamander2131 9 місяців тому +59

    I think I solved the Rick Astley paradox. He doesn't 'give' the movie Up, but lets you borrow the movie for as long as you need/want. He never gave you Up nor let you down, thus reality doesn't crumble. Thank you for your time.

    • @fakeplayer3308
      @fakeplayer3308 9 місяців тому +11

      Petition for a new smart meme compilation video so this this comment can be put in that video

    • @SolarrStars263_Alt
      @SolarrStars263_Alt 4 місяці тому +1

      Hello i am [not] a manager of the Harvard team, would you like to study here? [THIS IS A JOKE I AM A MIDDLE SCHOOLER]

    • @SolarrStars263_Alt
      @SolarrStars263_Alt 4 місяці тому +1

      @@fakeplayer3308 yes

  • @amandac8836
    @amandac8836 9 місяців тому +26

    The fact that the milk meme at 6:48 was followed by yet another meme about milk was great.
    More milk per milk indeed 🥛

    • @Zyphlyx
      @Zyphlyx 9 місяців тому +1

      Milk squared

    • @ethansanchez6267
      @ethansanchez6267 8 місяців тому +1

      Instead of ice cubes, freeze milk and add it to your milk.

    • @Xboy1207
      @Xboy1207 6 місяців тому

      @@ethansanchez6267Instead of drinking out of cup, freeze milk in cup mold, put milk with milk powder and milk ice cubes in. Drink milk cubed, then eat milk cup. Milk to the power of four.

  • @potatogodalmighty2331
    @potatogodalmighty2331 9 місяців тому +67

    That floating bin is absolutely incredible, props to the cameraman

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 9 місяців тому +26

    10:57 I love anti speeding measures that are actually helpful

    • @serzaknightcore5208
      @serzaknightcore5208 9 місяців тому +2

      I am wondering though if the effect still works when you have them everywhere. Wouldn't they just treat it like a normal crosswalk and speed it like they normally would? Because big floating white rectangle isn't that common on the road, and i'm pretty sure that they need to be constantly maintained to keep the effect

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 9 місяців тому +3

      @@serzaknightcore5208 yeah, I’m sure it’ll work for a while and then stop. That’s why lifted cross walks are better. Though it would be real funny to see it while driving.

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 9 місяців тому

      @@serzaknightcore5208 also I’m pretty sure they’re limited to areas where people speed and not everywhere

  • @sunnyX19
    @sunnyX19 9 місяців тому +14

    9:38
    Just so y'all know, there's actually no cells (DNA) in your hair, it is just made of protein. There is only cells on the root of your hair, (The white end you'll see if you pull a strand of hair from your scalp) so unless she donated hair by ripping it out, it wouldn't incriminate her.

    • @deboraluz251
      @deboraluz251 9 місяців тому

      Thanks

    • @sunnyX19
      @sunnyX19 9 місяців тому

      @@deboraluz251 No problemo

    • @johnmcwick1
      @johnmcwick1 9 місяців тому

      Oh nice! Yeah I forgot to see if that would be possible so thanks lol

    • @sunnyX19
      @sunnyX19 9 місяців тому

      @@johnmcwick1 You're welcome!

    • @mariams3879
      @mariams3879 6 місяців тому +1

      You answered the two questions that stopped me from sleeping at night. I shall now sleep, thank you.

  • @YourRichFriend1829
    @YourRichFriend1829 9 місяців тому +6

    3:34 Do no do that. The “gibberish” strategy is only good for reaching the character limit, whatI recommend doing is typing ‘a’ and space over and over again, that is the shortest word to write and would be best.

  • @cy-one
    @cy-one 9 місяців тому +29

    I've to admit, the life sentence prisoner has a point :D

  • @Piggywood-Stuidios
    @Piggywood-Stuidios 9 місяців тому +6

    4:57 I feel personally attacked.

  • @nickchamov2589
    @nickchamov2589 9 місяців тому +64

    As someone who is an idiot I can not confirm that I am smart

    • @crocodilerex9154
      @crocodilerex9154 9 місяців тому +3

      ok

    • @okayAA
      @okayAA 9 місяців тому +8

      @@crocodilerex9154you called me?

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 9 місяців тому +4

      However, doesn’t the act of coming to a factually correct conclusion about you being an idiot by not being smart make you smart?
      If that is so, you are 1) not an idiot and 2) a liar by saying you are an idiot.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 9 місяців тому +1

      @@PhantoMace2012 But if he's lying, then he's no longer making a factually correct conclussion, he's back to being an idiot.

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol 9 місяців тому +1

      The idiot paradox

  • @LillianGraceFullofficial
    @LillianGraceFullofficial 9 місяців тому +43

    1:41 We need a medal for that stickfigure. he’s fighting for his life, really using all of his stickussy to defend his answer. we should all be like this stickfigure.

    • @adriansgaminguniverse4951
      @adriansgaminguniverse4951 9 місяців тому +15

      Never use “stickussy” in a sentence ever again

    • @winnerboycards
      @winnerboycards 9 місяців тому

      @@adriansgaminguniverse4951yes

    • @cloakygamering5867
      @cloakygamering5867 9 місяців тому +2

      i forbid thee from adding “ussy” onto any word, for thy crimes are vast

    • @LillianGraceFullofficial
      @LillianGraceFullofficial 9 місяців тому +1

      @@adriansgaminguniverse4951 ok adriangamingguniverseussy

    • @Evil_kanye
      @Evil_kanye 9 місяців тому +2

      Never use that slang again or the shadow realm will get you

  • @Voidrift4991
    @Voidrift4991 9 місяців тому +4

    3:10 imagine that video was one of those with jumpscares/moans in the middle of it💀💀💀

  • @Weston-ir3jb
    @Weston-ir3jb 8 місяців тому +4

    3:59 as a guy who loves chess i love that meme

  • @TheSteveTheDragon
    @TheSteveTheDragon 9 місяців тому +26

    1:12 - Prepare to have your mind blown. Bannanas never grew on trees. They grow upside down on the ground in stalks. Always have.

    • @ananas_6029
      @ananas_6029 4 дні тому

      They do grow on trees, you can see it with a 3s google search. Perhaps you got them confused with pineapples, that grow on the ground.

  • @Anne_Marie_3.0
    @Anne_Marie_3.0 9 місяців тому +4

    4:13 we love this child.

  • @povyourescrollingthroughco3153
    @povyourescrollingthroughco3153 9 місяців тому +8

    13:45 "And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer"

  • @EdibleTrain
    @EdibleTrain 2 місяці тому +2

    17:23
    This seems like a good idea until you realise that they did this in winter. WHEN DEERS' ANTLERS FALL OFF!

  • @assafglass
    @assafglass 9 місяців тому +5

    24:48 just so you remember where the lucky cat is

    • @Salpalalo
      @Salpalalo 9 місяців тому +3

      lucky cat chain

    • @Dumbwasp
      @Dumbwasp 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Salpalalolucky cat

  • @_lypacz
    @_lypacz 9 місяців тому +7

    As a polish person, you said „GAUniAki” beautifully 💀

  • @BOTv-gq3qj
    @BOTv-gq3qj 9 місяців тому +13

    Thanks for the memes VaaskL! Love ya!

  • @Asterisk_766
    @Asterisk_766 9 місяців тому +1

    2:49 It was so down bad that bro broke character 💀

  • @lordpumpkinhead265
    @lordpumpkinhead265 9 місяців тому +3

    7:09 This isn't even smart, this is just a nice thing to say to your grandparents.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 9 місяців тому +1

    Don’t think we haven’t noticed the dates on some of these meme. We know that they’re past their expiration date.

  • @Terrance9871
    @Terrance9871 9 місяців тому +5

    1:52. LMFAO I WOULD DO THAT

    • @Mao-zedong-cat
      @Mao-zedong-cat 8 місяців тому

      bro was getting the money and ladies that’s a goat 💀

  • @DatRat696
    @DatRat696 9 місяців тому +6

    4:50 if bro is smart enough to hack into the computers why does he need the answers?💀💀

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows 9 місяців тому

      less effort

    • @sacredrider
      @sacredrider 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ZachyshowsI really doubt hacking computers take less effort than doing an exam

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows 9 місяців тому

      @sacredrider1415 if you know what you're doing then yes

  • @merangchrdam
    @merangchrdam 9 місяців тому +1

    that last message actually kind of hit me wow i didnt expect that from a meme video

  • @Callasco
    @Callasco 9 місяців тому +5

    0:38 Imagine trying to explain to a insurance company your car got hit with a road runner bit 🤣

  • @JustSam2
    @JustSam2 9 місяців тому +2

    7:52 company gets Stalined

  • @tigerstar_playschannel
    @tigerstar_playschannel 9 місяців тому +4

    0:55 KHABY LAME IS THE GOAT

  • @Themanofthunderandlightning
    @Themanofthunderandlightning 9 місяців тому +1

    1:30 bro was like "ha you flinched!"

  • @jamesspurlock343
    @jamesspurlock343 9 місяців тому +1

    I appreciate the use of the Mario & Sonic Winter Olympics DS soundtrack

  • @SafuraSadaf
    @SafuraSadaf 9 місяців тому +2

    The fact that bro blurs those words but pronounced them wholely

  • @FleRpa
    @FleRpa 8 місяців тому +1

    Does anyone else just watch these videos to screenshot bangers and then have a really sick camera roll?

  • @ItIsJan
    @ItIsJan 9 місяців тому +1

    6:58 ayo whats my man bitzel doin here

  • @altwithpaws7364
    @altwithpaws7364 9 місяців тому +2

    3:03 irl Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb

  • @DaDocDuck
    @DaDocDuck 9 місяців тому

    13:05 I love this so much
    Radical!

  • @monsterjambrony
    @monsterjambrony 9 місяців тому +3

    3:56 HE GETS BOTH!!!

  • @UsmanAsad-yq5kv
    @UsmanAsad-yq5kv 9 місяців тому

    9:19 got me laughing on the floor! 😜 Like, that really is how to tell someone 'you're stupid' politely!

  • @buttonsfan
    @buttonsfan 9 місяців тому +1

    23:38 if you believe we went to the moon or not, it was definitely a publicity stunt.

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 9 місяців тому +4

    3:50
    Where is the text you are reading?

  • @theringsmc
    @theringsmc 7 місяців тому

    0:41 solid Roadrunner vibes

  • @3xcsPerience
    @3xcsPerience 9 місяців тому +1

    14:03 "and i was so young when i behaved 25, and now i find i've grown into a tall child"

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 9 місяців тому +4

    Now i feel smart

  • @Tandrona
    @Tandrona 9 місяців тому +8

    15:43 this was too funny 😂

  • @CloneForce99a
    @CloneForce99a 9 місяців тому

    22:34 County sworrrrddd take me hoooommmmeee

  • @Buru-nyuu
    @Buru-nyuu 9 місяців тому

    2:45 heh,i can do that already without any technologies
    I just memorize the song and listen to it

  • @wisebintroll
    @wisebintroll 9 місяців тому +1

    19:19 obviously the former because if the latter were the case it would be fully called macaroni and cheese and cheese.

  • @riverblooms5943
    @riverblooms5943 9 місяців тому +4

    When Caesar re-made the calendar to add a month after himself (as if that's not enough) he also wanted to have like an extra flex so he made July longer, and then later his adopted nephew, Agustus (or Octavious) did the same thing with August

    • @johnmcwick1
      @johnmcwick1 9 місяців тому +1

      Are you serious? Because that makes a little more sense. I always thought that last few months of the year reflected the way we count with large numbers (don’t know the technical term for it, and don’t know how to ask lol)
      Million
      Billion
      Trillion
      Quadrillion
      Quintillion
      Sextillion
      Septillion
      Octillion
      Nonillion
      Decillion
      But that didn’t make much sense since October November and December where the 10 11 and 12th months of the year.

  • @Shawnmiller1903
    @Shawnmiller1903 9 місяців тому

    i love the defend answer

  • @aer0a
    @aer0a 9 місяців тому

    2:03 It might be daytime when they get there because the sun is so far away

  • @joshuam-vn9rd
    @joshuam-vn9rd 8 місяців тому

    15:56 as an Australian I can confirm I have worn a jumper in 30 degree weather befoee

  • @nathanj202
    @nathanj202 8 місяців тому

    15:44 He is *the most stable nucleus* any noble gas from Kr onward works for this joke but it takes so much more energy to split helium than any other element.

  • @Wolfbluep64
    @Wolfbluep64 8 місяців тому +1

    13:12 I have a orange truck. Haha

  • @Myah_shee
    @Myah_shee 9 місяців тому +1

    Very good memes i think you should say something more about your full lenght videos on your shorts cus many wont see

  • @Jaseadavis2255
    @Jaseadavis2255 9 місяців тому +1

    When I was younger on the Christmas season my mom would put vitamin gummy bears in my advent calendar instead of chocolate, I only found out when she Gave me a vitamin gummy bear and I remarked on how it tasted like Christmas nostalgia

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight 9 місяців тому +2

    2:39 me who had to pause the video to read this:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @froghaven
    @froghaven 9 місяців тому +3

    1:24 HAHAHAHAHAHA KASEY GOLDEN CAN CREATE MASTERPIECES EVEN WHEN SHE HAS ART BLOCK XDDDDDD UNLIKE ME LOLOLOL

  • @povyourescrollingthroughco3153
    @povyourescrollingthroughco3153 9 місяців тому +1

    13:45 dj caled, suffering from success

  • @SolarrStars263_Alt
    @SolarrStars263_Alt 4 місяці тому

    4:44 my favorite is if pinocchio says "my nose will grow now" and it doesn't, he's lying. However, if it does, then he is telling the truth. Thus, it creates the Pinocchio Paradox.

  • @CallMeLoaf
    @CallMeLoaf 9 місяців тому

    6:54 Bitzel, you did it….

  • @Windrunner.
    @Windrunner. 9 місяців тому

    Yo these memes and comments are actually funny I subbed (no fr they r funny)

  • @liammaxwell9529
    @liammaxwell9529 5 місяців тому

    1st meme was a cheat code

  • @EpicGaming-xz4lr
    @EpicGaming-xz4lr 9 місяців тому

    20:12 yes congratulations you passed the cereal test you get a lifetime of free cereal

  • @thatorangeguy6694
    @thatorangeguy6694 9 місяців тому

    Roller coaster memes pls

  • @therealilikecats
    @therealilikecats 7 місяців тому +1

    13:12 Splatoon IRL

  • @user-sz3rs6hr1h
    @user-sz3rs6hr1h 9 місяців тому +2

    8:30 dad of the year

  • @McClane4Ever.
    @McClane4Ever. 9 місяців тому +3

    I didn't know "trailer park children" was a common occurrence. I had that shit in grade school.

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight 9 місяців тому +2

    20:34 me, a geek for mythology:
    “Woah, I’m smart now :D”

    • @SleepyHollowKnight
      @SleepyHollowKnight 3 місяці тому

      @KamiSama262 idk I comment more than I watch honestly

  • @kestrelflame9258
    @kestrelflame9258 9 місяців тому +1

    Beautiful. Just beautiful

  • @ArkmageEDM
    @ArkmageEDM 9 місяців тому +3

    14:26 I see him in the mirror every day

  • @arthurmartin4616
    @arthurmartin4616 6 місяців тому

    At least the guy that took the 10k gave it back willingly

  • @Rtrbr.Realism
    @Rtrbr.Realism 9 місяців тому +13

    Truly the smortest memes humanity has to offer

  • @notPenguinsheen
    @notPenguinsheen 5 місяців тому

    I’m gonna let my son/daughter keep playing video games as long as they still go to school

  • @moncheri000
    @moncheri000 9 місяців тому

    1:44 I love this

  • @causybranch
    @causybranch 9 місяців тому +1

    20:11 The human brain has gone to far in technology.

  • @elvisluk1284
    @elvisluk1284 9 місяців тому +1

    22:35 when you kill somebody, everyone will see the cords and go to your base
    Just make your base inside of the mountain with a false replica artifictal village with villagers from your base with no loot in it so when they arrive, they will then leave because it was already looted

  • @coltydoodledoof8237
    @coltydoodledoof8237 8 місяців тому

    3:55 also is it a driver's license or learning how to walk?

  • @jacepawplayz
    @jacepawplayz 9 місяців тому

    2:44 my friend said something like “wait until someone blasts never gonna give you up at 3:00am at full volume because they connected to the wrong chip

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 8 місяців тому +1

    20:57 "$5000? For me? Can I turn myself in?" -Arthur Morgan, Red Dead Redemption 2

  • @KiwiAndPickle3
    @KiwiAndPickle3 9 місяців тому

    9:49 - Ed, Edd 'n' Eddie. We talking about that show.

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 8 місяців тому

    17:01 Well, what if you don’t use the Yu-Gi-Oh card? Now you have two iPhones!

  • @RulerOfWoopers
    @RulerOfWoopers 6 місяців тому

    22:34 just in case you die, name the world itself the coordinates. You can also put them into the chat just in case you die and don’t have your pickaxe anymore

  • @choxwatch
    @choxwatch 9 місяців тому

    my man bill was wildin

  • @MrSlayer386
    @MrSlayer386 9 місяців тому

    I love your vids man

  • @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121
    @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121 9 місяців тому

    15:56 Singaporeans wearing jackets at 83.9% humidity

  • @larrygeorge3988
    @larrygeorge3988 9 місяців тому +1

    that lemonade stand kid has a higher wage than me

  • @malikhanoo6915
    @malikhanoo6915 9 місяців тому

    7:25
    Yup, thats Murphy's law

  • @nischalthapa2460
    @nischalthapa2460 9 місяців тому

    16:58 even better, if the phones are in good condition

  • @RandomGuy41511
    @RandomGuy41511 9 місяців тому

    The "hmm" then *"HMMM"* is hilarious

  • @TurboStormOfficial
    @TurboStormOfficial 8 місяців тому

    9:49 I’m not even joking my school made us learn in these when covid hit so the individual classes could be quarantined if needed.

  • @Haxihoovis
    @Haxihoovis 8 місяців тому

    5:50 NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @EnderFox23
    @EnderFox23 9 місяців тому +2

    12:01 The Photoshops one was super wholesome. Restored my faith in humanity. Thank you @EnesSonmez!

  • @aer0a
    @aer0a 9 місяців тому

    0:35 Or wear strong shoes and hold the sides

  • @Annoyed-with-life
    @Annoyed-with-life 8 місяців тому

    The one abt the grandma made me sad bc mine died:3

  • @enderthe
    @enderthe 9 місяців тому

    The soap one killed me

  • @Lxcid_playz
    @Lxcid_playz 9 місяців тому

    16:41 I think the sun and the moon are made up of blocks and when it sets it places those blocks down continuing the cycle of the world being infinite

  • @finnie9210
    @finnie9210 9 місяців тому

    That the teacher on 10:24 actually marked it as correct is nice