Dave Matthews Band - Crush (from The Central Park Concert)
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- Опубліковано 2 січ 2019
- Dave Matthews Band performing “Crush” live in Central Park
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The Central Park Concert captures Dave Matthews Band in one of their finest moments. The benefit concert, a show staged on Central Park's Great Lawn on September 24, 2003, was recorded in stereo and 5.1 audio and shot with 30 cameras. The live shows includes 21 fan favorites like “Don’t Drink The Water,” “Two Step,” and “Warehouse.”
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Lyrics:
Crazy how it feels tonight
Crazy how you make it all alright love
You crush me with the things you do
I do for you anything too
Sitting, smoking, feeling high
In this moment it feels so right
Lovely lady
I am at your feet
God I want you so badly
I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'til morning comes
Watch the sunrise
To fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'til we get drunk
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming
Lovely lady
Let me drink you please
I won't spill a drop, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
Each moment
The more I love you
Crush me
Come on
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is it real or am I dreaming
Lovely lady I will treat you sweetly
Adore you
I mean
You crush me
It's times like these
When my faith I feel
And I know
How I love you
Come on
Lady
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
By love we'll beat back the pain
We've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My friend
With each moment the more I love you
Crush me
Come on
Lady
So much you have given love
That I would give you back
Again and again
Meaning I'll hold you
And please
Let me always
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I’m a 70 year old grandmother, and I have to say … this song is crack. Thank you DMB for all your musical magic.
You are a cool 70 yr old grandmother. Introduce yourself like that from now on please
@@durden1563fr
WARNING : Use extreme caution when listening to this tune, If you fall into this groove it could make you a DMB fan for life!
It definitely got me
Got me!
Have been forever, this is like the BEST concert ever! Live at Central Park listen to two step, amazing Solo's
If I could go back in time for just one day, this would be it.
@@timothyholcomb7211 This was a very special night in our park.. The whole city felt it!
Oh my Lord! I met my husband because of Dave Matthews Band and made our son listening to them by the Socal Pacific coast....so many memories!
This song has cast a spell on me.
I literally came upon your comment as the line was sung. 😁😁💜
Just love the parts where they are jamming and smiling. Music makes me feel alive when I’m feeling down. It helps me escape the pressure and negativity of this world. It’s really a language all humans can understand and feel in their soul. Such a beautiful gift to have music.
Music is the best therapy
Muito som né 😸
Amen, sister!!
In an interview, they said that they don't feel like a band, they are musicians
CARTER smiling and chewing gum make my heart skip all beats
I’ve been to 20+ Dave concerts,. Watched this one live. This specific performance of this specific song is the best it gets. I find myself playing it all of the time.
Just saw this live too at their concert in NH. So great, and especially with the extended jam at the end.
This must be mid 2000s coz there's no cellphone usage that's seen among the crowd
@@jonestasha901 2003
It’s my favorite!!
I love the central park 2 step and jimi thing also. I love DMB thats my jam for sure. All of their songs just help me in ways i cant explain
there's DMB ..... and everyone else.
Every single member of the band - every one - gives it everything.... it just oozes from their pores. Incredible.
Absolutely
If only he hadn't been sabotaged from the members that failed afterwards!
No. There's The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Gentle Giant, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Talking Heads, Rush, Caravan, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band, Can, Amon Düül II, Faust, Kraftwerk, Bob Dylan, Yes, Ramones, The Clash, Wire, Sex Pistols, Van Der Graaf Generator, Joni Mitchell, The Police, 13th Floor Elevators, Small Faces, It's A Beautiful Day, 10CC, Donovan, Tom Waits, Cat Stevens, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Spooky Tooth, Soft Machine, Gong, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Aerosmith, The Stooges, New York Dolls, David Bowie, T.Rex, Yardbirds, Jeff Beck, The Doors, Moody Blues, Arthur Brown, Procol Harum, The Move, Electric Light Orchestra, Buffalo Springfield, Stevie Wonder, J.J. Cale, Badfinger, Black Sabbath, Neil Young, Thin Lizzy, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Nick Drake, Chicago, Steely Dan, Hatfield & The North, Robin Trower, Stone The Crows, Art Of Noise, Alan Parsons Project, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Mike Oldfield, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave, Supertramp, The Jam, Sugarcubes, Bjork, Dire Straits, Simon & Garfunkel, Pere Ubu, Elton John, Pavement,Traffic, Blue Cheer, Bonzo Dog Band, Ten Years After, The Band, Fairport Convention, Sly & The Family Stone, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Spirit, Deep Purple, Rainbow, Emerson, Lake, & Palmer, Crosby Stills & Nash, Argent, Sonic Youth, Budgie, Colosseum, Taste, Rory Gallagher, Brian Eno, Roxy Music, ZZ Top, Patti Smith, Big Star, The Residents, Magma, Ash Ra Tempel, Camel, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Motorhead, Derek & The Dominos, Television, This Mortal Coil, Van Halen, XTC, Adrian Belew, The Zombies, Arlo Guthrie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Allman Brothers, National Health, Ween, Blue Oyster Cult, Midnight Oil, Slade, Sparks, Hawkwind, Flying Burrito Brothers, Focus, Mountain, Alice Cooper, Radiohead, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Moby Grape, Sade, Blood, Sweat & Tears, Tim Buckley, Santana, Iron Butterfly, Premiata Forneria Marconi, The Pogues, Free, Animals, Cocteau Twins, Primus, Dead Can Dance, Iggy Pop, Gravy Train, Blind Faith, Incredible String Band, Atomic Rooster, Steppenwolf, Hüsker Dü, The Replacements, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Cure, Funkadelic, Peter Hamill, Goblin, Arcade Fire, U2, Morphine, Dave Clark 5, Queen, Cockney Rebel, Blondie, Joy Division, New Order, Todd Rundgren, Utopia, Alice In Chains, Cheap Trick, Nina Hagen, Steve Hackett, R.E.M., Brand X, Kate Bush, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Flaming Lips, Beach Boys, Michael Jackson, The Kinks, The Byrds, Roy Wood, Fleetwood Mac, Traffic, Iron Butterfly, Leonard Cohen, Lovin' Spoonful, Curved Air, Pixies, Nirvana, Manassas, Mott The Hoople, Aphrodite's Child, Wilco, Tangerine Dream, The Cranberries, Portishead, B-52s, Canned Heat, Pretty Things, My Bloody Valentine, Family, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Klaus Schulze, The Pretenders, James Brown, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, Love, Smashing Pumpkins, Dinosaur Jr., Grand Funk Railroad, Country Joe & The Fish, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Tears For Fears, The United States Of America, Van Morrison, The Mamas & The Papas, Stone Roses, Renaissance, Bloodrock, James Gang, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, Flamin' Groovies, Humble Pie, Nazareth, Seatrain, Slade, Enya, Kayak, Tom Petty & The Heartbrakers, Coil, Laurie Anderson, Metallica, Oingo Boingo, Eric Clapton, Marillion, Swans, Blur, Iron Maiden, Klaatu, Crowded House, Depeche Mode, The Hollies, Egg, David Byrne, Spencer Davis Group, INXS, Eurythmics, The Cars, Jackson Browne, Flower Travellin' Band, Al Green, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Gryphon, Boston, Pete Townshend, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Steamhammer, Hot Tuna, Carole King, Beck, Vanilla Fudge, Marvin Gaye, The Guess Who, Harry Nilsson, Popol Vuh, Talk Talk, MC5, Wings, and Allan Holdsworth.
And after many more, there's Dave Matthews.
@@DMTsmoke yesh!
@@DMTsmoke i think you forgot the jonas brothers
It’s like DM said, “self, the people have paid to hear some life changing music. And we shall deliver”
Leroi and his sax skills will always “crush” me.
I miss seeing them like this, LeRoi still alive and Boyd still shredding up the violin like a madman. Everyone smiling. It’s not the same. This is just bittersweet perfection. A perfect snapshot
Yeah I saw them a couple years ago and it wasn’t the same without the violin.
@@gijoey5912 Yeah Boyd was my favorite member. I understand why they removed him, they really didn't have a choice, but I miss the fiddle. Too bad he was...the way he was.
Don't count them out though! I saw them last summer and they were still great. Different, but still great!
YES IT IS
@@LiberalSquared I wish they could just find a replacement
this is a masterpiece
True dat!🥰❤🙏🙌
Who couldn’t listen to that ALL NIGHT?? That’s just freakin amazing!!’
This song has a special place in my heart and I hope it will find one in yours too. It was introduced and played by my boyfriend for the very first time when we were dating about 16 years ago and I must say my heart melted listening to this song . Every now and then my boyfriend plays this song to show how much he loves me and it always feels like we are falling in love over and over again. Such a beautiful song and will forever be in my heart 🥰. Thank you so much DMB ❤I am looking forward to the concert in Oslo on 7th of April 2024 🤩
I always say the mark of a good band is one who are just jamming and vibing off each other. The love and respect and admiration between band members is undeniable ~ it's almost like they forget there's an audience, they're so into what they do. And it's such a fabulous feeling as a musician. Which is why DMB is one of the greatest bands ever to me.
There's music, and then there's the dave matthews band.
Amen!!!!🥰❤🙏
THE BEST EVER!!!!
You got that right! I’m so envious of those in the front and center!!
PHISH 😜😍🥳❤🐟🐟
Best comment ever
*THAT SAX, MAN OH MAN, WOW JUST WOW, INVIGORATING, CHILLS FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!! 💯*
I started listening to Dave Matthews when my Father was passing away in San Diego in1999 his music help me on the drive back to Denver I been loving his music ever since
Just flat sexiest tune of all time....it really captures that crazy new relationship feeling, once all the BS is over and it’s full on...
Right on! Sexist tune ever❤
Brother you nailed it.
I listen to this over and over. Your right sexy as .....
wow
My son and his wife fell in love to Dave. Now every gift between them includes live Dave. My kid has taken me along when it was local and I instantly got it. I still have the CD's in the car
If you aren't smiling before you enter a DMB concert, you damn sure are when you leave.
I’ve watched this 20,000 times myself, how is this possible
It quite possibly is the best live performance of their music!
Lol me too
Yes Adam! And it will NEVAH get old, just better and better ❤❤❤❤
Aah, brings me back to the good ol days seeing them live. This is DMB in their prime. Leroi, Carter, Boyd...look at those faces....they are smiling at each other, so happy collaborating and jamming together. This song is perfection.
DMB is short for dumb
Fully agree with you!! I've just recently discovered DMB. Back in my college days everyone was into them so it turned me off. Wish I'd just gotten past that cuz I missed years of enjoying these incredibly talented guys!!
RIP Carter
Lol Leroi, Carter and boyd? What about Matthews and lessard? And why r.I.p Carter? He ain't dead.
@@jenniferwhitley8280 Well of course all of them are having an amazing time!! 😌
ending to Crush is one of the most joyful experiences ever, so much fun in that last couple minutes
The way they do it in 2019 and 2020 is so goddamn slick
11 plus minutes of pure, musical bliss. The band members are having a blast playing this tune!
I love it when a band is complete! Sax and violin! This is my favorite Dave Matthews Band song! 90s kid here, now 41 from the Philippines!
Too bad about Boyd
That math doesn't add up...
@@deathtax10 Being a 90's kid doesn't mean you have to be born in the 90's.
@@StreetsofSaigon do u have to ruin it??????
@@tarabrenner9725 Not trying to ruin anything. I was supporting FV after Ethan said the math didn’t add up.
Always knew this band was something special, what I didn't know is how much their music would still be inspiring my life at almost 49yrs old.
This man loves women!!! And, we love him back.
he wrote this song particularly for his wife. lucky lady!
@@whisperingaprayer42 so he says 😉
@@dixersdc3963 I think you also saw the VH1 storytellers episode ;)
@@whisperingaprayer42 Maybe I can't remember! I've been a busy bingy bee. But I know a man who likes to collect good encounters when I see one ;)
@@dixersdc3963 a man who collects good encounters???
I miss concerts, especially DMB. There is nothing that comes close. Amazing!
Omg I just said the same thing! Watching these videos right now is giving me serious Dave withdrawal!! I hope this crap virus is over by next summer. I live to see Dave every year!
@@instantkarma1511 I'm a huge DMB fan so I will always recommend seeing them in concert. However, you also have to remember that this show was from 15 or 16 years ago. Boyd is no longer with them so the energy is not quite as high but they are still absolutely amazing. Just so you are prepared....the shows aren't exactly like this anymore.
@@Cloudygirl123 Thanks, but I saw a bit of their concert from 2018 from the Dave Matthews band channel and they seemed fine to me thanks for your concern.
@@instantkarma1511 They are absolutely amazing still. Im a die hard fan and have been to close to 100 shows. I was just letting you know it's a little different now without Boyd. Sorry if you took that the wrong way. I didn't mean anything negative. Different isn't a bad thing.
Instant Karma 💯
THIS song is my most favorite Rock/Pop song of all time 😍🤩 For me, no other song captures the Hope & Splendor of romantic love like this one does. TY DMB 🥰
Hit the like button if you miss seeing Boyd and Dave jam out together!
Smiling, smoking and shining into the sky, sky to spy on the stars and the sun is brightly showering the stars in our eyes with a sense of humor
There isn't a better song out there... this band is above all...
There's guitar players, and then Dave Matthews.........a GOD. What a show this must have been to have seen LIVE
Rip LM. You are amazing!
This song makes me melt over and over again…❤❤❤
I could never grow tired of this song
Dave Matthews sounds just as good Live as he does in his records.
Yep. Even better live because of those extended instrumental jams with the bass, drums and sax!
I agree with robin theyre even better live bc of the instrumental jammin. I dont even listen to the radio versions anymore. One theyre to short for my taste and you miss all the jammin
They sound BETTER!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Damn I just wanna get back to this.
Fav song ever ❤
DMB and Yellowcard, reasons why I love the violin.
They started playing this while I was walking back from the bathroom at the Gorge. I started running and had to catch myself from rolling down the slanted path. Dropped my lighter and watched it roll down the path with one guy coming up and one going down rushing to grab it while I caught myself on the side wall. 🤣Love Crush!!!😍❤️
That bass line with LeRoi’s solo! Awesome. Love me some steady Stefan bass.
Tribute to the Gods of magnificent -timeless, iconic, 100 years from now the beauty of this moment will be applauded
One of the greatest love songs to be written. WILL be played at my wedding someday
For me it has to be "Where you are going?".
Great weddin tune for sure 🥃🍷🍸🍻🎶🌱💚✌🏽(just for the record) this is Craig’s wife lol😂✌🏽
Steady As We Go!
Agree. I say that all the time. Boyd and LeRoi really brought the sound together. 🥲
Shout out to the drummer in the no fear jersey! Bringing it way back!
One of the Greatest Bands to grace use with their talents !!!!! Never Stop
Holly Bischoff BEST CONCERT EVER!
1996 first concert. I've seen them all over country. My dream concert is to see them live at red rocks. Best band ever....concerts are always amazing!!!!
Thats my dream destination to see them also. I just moved to colorado in nov and thats my goal for this year.
Red Rocks was my first DMB show in 1998, also saw all 4 nights in 2005. Wish he would play there more, it's magic.
@@thelightwithinmyselfUnfortunately he doesn't really play there anymore, last time was 2005. He usually plays Fiddler's Green now.
18 year old me listening to this song with my boyfriend bc the music reminds him of me.......baby love, RIP Jeremiah
This song.... it has always moved me. Love you DMB!!!!
Such a brilliant band,wish they would tour Europe more, living in Scotland and long to see them back here.
Kara...
20 years and you still crushed me
I could watch the view from above drums all day. Thank you, Mr. Carter Beaufort. You are spectacular.
He’s one of the best drummers of all time. On most people’s top 5 list.
@@nkyryry Him and Larry Mullen Jr (U2)!!! 💯
This was the GOAT DMB concert... Quite a feat for a band that specializes in live performances. This is the benchmark that all of their other shows should be measured against and unfortunately won't measure up to.
It’s one of the greatest live shows in history. Without a doubt. John Mayer live in L.A. is also up there.
The concert at Central Park.. LOVE DMB
*HIT YOUR STICKS AGAINST THEM YAMAHA DRUMS MR CARTER!!! 💜💯*
Baddest a** drum solo EVER!!! ❤🔥💯
Violinist 🌟 star. AMAZING
He's no longer in the band. They didn't stand behind him when things got rough.
He playing the shit out that violin goddam son
In ABSOLUTE LOVE!!!
One more time! Again and again if possible. See ya'll in Mansfield and Guilford New England again if possible good folks!
I've already been a DMB fan for life
gosh damn DMB alone makes life worth living
7:12 until the end of the song!!! 💜❤🔥💯
This song is after it’s time
Speaking from the 70’s
he played this for the encore when I saw him live....front row...incredible solos
Ah real music! My nine year old son called it old fashioned and I am trying to teach him that music isn't just synthesized stuff on UA-cam! DMB is genius!
One of my absolute favorites! This is the song my husband and I danced to for our 1st dance at our wedding!
This song is beyond awesome
Grave digger when you dig my grave make it shallow so i can still hear dave
Such a feel great song. It’s so damn addictive and fantastic. Don’t want it to end!!! One of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard in my life.
In a similar situation as multiple other people I first heard of the captivating Crush song by the Dave Matthews Band around the 1999/2000 timeframe because I had purchased their music collection Before These Crowded Streets that contained this song. Then multiple years later around the 2008 timeframe, I started to enjoy this memorable song so much more because a local Norfolk Virginia radio station played the album version song quite a bit. Here I am still enjoying this song multiple years later. This live version of Crush stands on its own in a remarkable way.
Thank you Dave you and the band for entertaining my husband and I with music that's great for ears and soul God truly blessed you with a gift .We very great full to you for sharing it with us . Amen
Thank you DMB and crew!!! Monday’s show @ Hollywood Bowl was definitely the BEST EVER!!! Orchestra and violinist were incredible, see u in NY 🎶🍷
Watch this once or twice a week
Totally love this band!!.. and the drummers bubbles from smily face to bubble gum.
Please Come back to Norway again🙋♀️😊
Now this is music. Miss this 😢
"now you know"..... have mercy!!!
ONE OF THE BEST BANDS OF ALL TIME. THIS SONG RIGHT HERE DIGS INTO THE VEINS....
THose hertas by carter at the end changed drumming for many... such application and execution of a great
Listening to Dave Matthews band makes me want to pickup a horn and learn to play. If I did learn an instrument 🎷🎷🎷 it'd be a trumpet and go from there
Passionate loving song. Lots of LOVE FELT FOR THE ONE HE WROTE FOR....😂
You know you’ve got a kick ass band when you have Booker T and Bleeding Gums Murphy playing with you.
That sax entrance at 9:00 is awesome
He’s just like excuse me I’ll chime in now
IKR?! HE WAS LIKE "LOOK, I HAVE ARRIVED!!!" 😂🤣💯
The DMB "Crash" album on CD in early 90's on review: Dave Matthews, the single-handedly South African of all time with the sultry responsibility for HS & college kids losing their virginity and having wild times in every frat and sorority house across the midwest. Check! Seen DMB 3x's in concert and wish it was 30. :-)
I forgot how much I love this band!
He’s just so everything
I CAN'T be the only person who he moves to tears!!! Such an amazing experience to the core of humanity and your soul💗
No far from it, as a guy certain notes he plays get to me, it's an incredible feeling to be moved in that way.
COPY THOSE TEARS!!! 🥲🥲🥲💯
Hubs dedicated this to me over 20 years ago as teenagers and still feels like only yesterday!! ❤️❤️ Please play this at PNC in June!! One of my favorites!!
Seeing Dave Matthews Band outdoors in NH this week! Can't wait!
Sweet! Dave Matthews doesn't get old. Does he?? His music is as classic as he himself is.
I hope he realizes just how influential & iconic his music is. It's methodically melodic in exactly all the right ways.
Have a blast! 😊🤙
@@janec.kowalczyk5824 Thank you! The show was fantastic. Long extended jams with Stefan on bass, Carter on Drums and Jeff Coffin on sax. Gave Dave a chance to rest his vocal chords LOL. They played about 3 hours straight through. Highly recommend!
@@Robin-xt7yo That's awesome, Robin!! Thanks for sharing that!
3 hours!? Wow! That's amazing! We've gotta give God some of the credit for allowing Dave to keep raising the ceiling with his incredibly undeniable voice year after year.
🙏😊
@@janec.kowalczyk5824 Ikr! Dave's voice stayed strong and emotive through the whole show. His guitar playing and the band's efforts were tops!
Ah, crazy how it feels tonight
Crazy how you make it all alright love
You crush me with the things you do
And I do for you anything too, oh
Sitting, smoking, feeling high
And in this moment, oh it feels so right
Lovely lady
I am at your feet
Oh God I want you so badly, oh
And you wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'til morning comes
Let's watch the sunrise
And fill our souls up
And drink some wine 'til we get drunk, yeah
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real oh, or am I dreaming?
Lovely lady
But let me drink you please
Oh, won't spill a drop, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
With each moment
The more I love you
Come on
Crush me, baby
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I've been dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real oh, or am I dreaming?
Lovely lady
I will treat you sweetly
Adore you
But I mean you crush me
And you know
At it's times like these
All my faith I feel
And I know
Just how I love you
Come on, come on, come one, come on, come on, crush me
Baby
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other I, we'll be facing
By love, by love we'll beat back the pain
We've found
You know it
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking about deep inside
My friend
With each moment the more I want you
Yeah come on, you know you crush me
Baby
So much that you have given love
That I would give you back
Again and again
Oh, you know
That I mean I'll hold you
But please, please
Just let me always, oh
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this man has never felt anxiety in his entire life
Dude, he sounds 100 times better live with just an acoustic
The best live concert band then, now and forever
6:46 .... the emotion... love this song. So great
Getting my fill August 2020
Listen to this, have a drink, and forget COVID
Even better if you are with your love
We just don’t get it till it’s gone 🙌🏻
Holy guacamole, Batman!! The bass players pinky is long as my middle. Given I have small hands for a dude, and being a guitar player (really funny, God) I am particularly envious of the big handed types. But that dude has some tentacles for digits!
This was DMB perfection.
This is the definition of a band.. 🤯 💙
I've never been so chill and fired up at the same time. DMB 4 life
SICK!!!
Still hard to believe he was capable of penning something so transcendental