John Wick Goes to Heaven

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  • @SoberOKMoments
    @SoberOKMoments Рік тому +20941

    Sent this one far and wide and called it "Dispensation.". A classic!

    • @johnsanchez6411
      @johnsanchez6411 Рік тому +35

      JauncyDev - please make a full version of this

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Рік тому +47

      The one redeeming thing about him is his love for his wife and the puppy she gave him as a gift. Taking revenge for the murder of his dog… entry granted.

    • @D-class_5000
      @D-class_5000 Рік тому +30

      People of hell almost went through an era of absolute suffering by John wick

    • @kernbarrios650
      @kernbarrios650 Рік тому +5

      My lds self reading this like: 👁👄👁

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger Рік тому

      ​@@kernbarrios650👁👄👁

  • @TheRealAaronbrine
    @TheRealAaronbrine Рік тому +7044

    I love how his mere presence summons that song.

    • @oneyearunder
      @oneyearunder Рік тому +33

      😂😂😂

    • @SomeGuyWithABlueMask
      @SomeGuyWithABlueMask Рік тому +141

      If Doom Guy has metal rock everywhere he goes, then John Wick has dubstep

    • @geoffkeller5337
      @geoffkeller5337 Рік тому +46

      The song is on autosummons for Mr. Wick. 😉

    • @Wayz-Mahin
      @Wayz-Mahin Рік тому +8

      It’s just like Andrew Tate 😂.

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine Рік тому +1

      @@Wayz-Mahin Piss off. He doesn't get a theme song. And he deserves to be in prison.

  • @SR_Joseph
    @SR_Joseph Рік тому +23000

    "And that's how I become Constantine."
    Said Wick calmly.

    • @georgedavidson957
      @georgedavidson957 Рік тому +779

      pretty sure you can run all Keanu's movies together into a single time line ... just like Ryan Reynolds.

    • @vicentegarcia6400
      @vicentegarcia6400 Рік тому +78

      😂😂😂

    • @artobaron399
      @artobaron399 Рік тому +72

      welll if he was sent to hell

    • @Mulholland24
      @Mulholland24 Рік тому +72

      Alright that checks out carry on

    • @Spawnkiid
      @Spawnkiid Рік тому +22

      lol still end up in hell

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich 2 місяці тому +668

    “You’re going to Hell.”
    Devil: “Don’t you dare send that guy down here. We’re afraid of him.”

    • @shinzero0271
      @shinzero0271 14 днів тому +43

      Devil: "Hellhounds are a thing. I've got a puppy with his name on it. Plus I'm willing to lie and tell him that all dogs don't go to heaven."

    • @lalthamuon6720
      @lalthamuon6720 12 днів тому +35

      Devil : that man is the reason why hell is full

    • @Tractorfuture
      @Tractorfuture 9 днів тому +18

      *the entire ring of hell of people he killed* NO,NO, PLEASE NOT DOUBLE DEAD!!!

    • @Shadow-storms
      @Shadow-storms 8 днів тому +13

      Devil: if you send that man here we will have to make the abyss for those that died in hell

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 7 днів тому +7

      Considering in JW Peter Stormare plays a scared mobster, and he was the Devil in Constantine... :)

  • @MrChaoticreign
    @MrChaoticreign Рік тому +28321

    I love that you don't even need the context of "the dog was the last gift from his wife who died of cancer" just the fact they messed with a man's dog is enough

    • @PeanutButterBean
      @PeanutButterBean Рік тому +308

      Exactly

    • @boxofmadness2511
      @boxofmadness2511 Рік тому +327

      Doesn't need to be anyones dog even

    • @mareamiller6957
      @mareamiller6957 Рік тому +113

      Yeah: that prelude was a little extra and I never watched it 😂😂

    • @jibanyanawesome8577
      @jibanyanawesome8577 Рік тому +220

      @OffTheWagonsYes. Literally all 4 movies happened because some idiot hurt and took out John Wicks dog.

    • @christiancasaverdepertica1802
      @christiancasaverdepertica1802 Рік тому +95

      ​@@jibanyanawesome8577 Eh, there's a little more, but yeah, that's the luck that gets the ball rolling

  • @ferorozco7547
    @ferorozco7547 Рік тому +13948

    Angel .- “Jesus Christ!!”
    Jesus .- “What? 😃”
    Killed me 🤣

    • @julianrodriguez-cs7on
      @julianrodriguez-cs7on Рік тому +223

      We are gathered here today to honor the life of ferorozco7547, we pray for the family and hope them all the best. Rest in peace 🌹

    • @scootyang2311
      @scootyang2311 Рік тому +120

      Apparently Jesus knows John for some reason.

    • @rolandnagy-pal6795
      @rolandnagy-pal6795 Рік тому +68

      ​@@julianrodriguez-cs7onYou Made This 10x better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adri745k
      @adri745k Рік тому +129

      Jesus : *(Dramatically) "Baba Yaga."*

    • @shaneimler641
      @shaneimler641 Рік тому +54

      ​@scootyang2311 of course he knows John Wick. That man has almost killed more people then the plagues.

  • @natalielang6209
    @natalielang6209 Рік тому +9637

    That first "yeah" was such a good Keanu impersonation!

  • @z.z.4790
    @z.z.4790 2 місяці тому +47

    I'm a dog owner and I approve this message. I had to put my dog Princess down a few years ago and I still miss her. I know she's in heaven waiting for me,when I get there she's going to give me lots of doggy kisses.

    • @kohsmoger1567
      @kohsmoger1567 14 днів тому +2

      I’m so sorry you lost your best friend

    • @alexandrubaghdisar6353
      @alexandrubaghdisar6353 13 днів тому +1

      don`t stress bro, we are on this earth to suffer as a tests, you will get a new god and love him/her/it just as much and in the end you will be reunited with all your loved ones! stay strong!

    • @jdcrowell8596
      @jdcrowell8596 День тому

      Actually funnily enough if u go by the actual religion ull never see ur dog in heaven as only human souls go there lol all yall Christians are morons

  • @ApocalypticK9Art
    @ApocalypticK9Art Рік тому +104031

    Exactly how I'd imagine John Wick's interactions with God 🤣

    • @PoeticElysium
      @PoeticElysium Рік тому +1406

      JW: At the pencil sharpener "So I was wondering, cancer is your doing right?"
      God: 😰

    • @thomasgeorge4384
      @thomasgeorge4384 Рік тому +643

      "I'll kill all of them."
      "Not my problem."

    • @theadorableswoleman4601
      @theadorableswoleman4601 Рік тому +136

      ​@MrDJBros07 If I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna be real mad at you, son. 😒

    • @Rose_64
      @Rose_64 Рік тому +51

      Same here 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series
      @Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series Рік тому +2

      Nah god would be sending to hell so he can toture his victims more

  • @markmeyer4532
    @markmeyer4532 Рік тому +7591

    If all dogs go to heaven, I believe John Wick is there, petting them for all eternity.

    • @Tom_McMurtry
      @Tom_McMurtry 11 місяців тому +57

      They do according to people with NDEs who come back. Including the atheists! Always interesting to hear those

    • @JackTulsen77
      @JackTulsen77 11 місяців тому +113

      John is head of security and exercise while Steve Irwin is in charge of meals and belly rubs.

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 11 місяців тому +21

      And his wife would help out too

    • @SJCstrings
      @SJCstrings 11 місяців тому

      With his fuckn wife too hella yeahs

    • @optimus288
      @optimus288 11 місяців тому +3

      Agreed

  • @otomeauthor
    @otomeauthor Рік тому +13336

    Can we just appreciate the John Wick facial expressions? So on point.

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G Рік тому +141

      Reminds me Jim Carrey trying to impersonate Clint Eastwood in Bruce Almighty.

    • @GabrielLopez-qe2od
      @GabrielLopez-qe2od Рік тому +38

      ​@@R4GNAR0Gthats so true haha i was just about to say that

    • @Iamthesenateiwillmakeitlegal
      @Iamthesenateiwillmakeitlegal Рік тому +21

      ​@R4GNAR0G 44. Magnum... most powerful handgun in the world..

    • @DieselDrinker45.
      @DieselDrinker45. Рік тому +9

      ​@@R4GNAR0Gexactly what I thought of!

    • @ShadowknightEX
      @ShadowknightEX Рік тому +13

      I’m now imagining every Jw movie with Nicolas cage

  • @jilldambrosio4273
    @jilldambrosio4273 2 місяці тому +804

    SO MUCH TALENT!! This guy needs to be on the big screen. Someone please sign him!!!

    • @capdoesthings2075
      @capdoesthings2075 Місяць тому +3

      false

    • @LiefTheDroid
      @LiefTheDroid Місяць тому +9

      ​@@capdoesthings2075all these flavours and you chose to be salty

    • @capdoesthings2075
      @capdoesthings2075 Місяць тому +1

      @ i simply disagree with their opinion

    • @Barman-Sama
      @Barman-Sama Місяць тому

      @@capdoesthings2075 whos ''their''

    • @descendientesfan3624
      @descendientesfan3624 20 днів тому +1

      You don't like it, you don't need to be like a stab on the heart, be nicer, please !🙏

  • @sirenamares1390
    @sirenamares1390 Рік тому +17568

    Now I imagine John Wick reuniting with his wife, and the puppy, Daisy.

    • @doreenbierens
      @doreenbierens Рік тому +672

      And his other dog that he saved from the shelter.

    • @LunarisArts
      @LunarisArts Рік тому +233

      That has me tearing up in joy.

    • @michaelwunder5709
      @michaelwunder5709 Рік тому +144

      I'd watch that on repeat and feel all the emotions.

    • @joshhudson4192
      @joshhudson4192 Рік тому +86

      Hopefully he’ll have to wait for the pit to get there.

    • @willcresson8776
      @willcresson8776 Рік тому +40

      Best ending

  • @emeliaturner22
    @emeliaturner22 Рік тому +10507

    When he said “baba yaga” with pure fear and John’s reaction was just “yeah got a problem with that” was perfect 😂❤

    • @Vkj007
      @Vkj007 Рік тому +60

      😂😂 I didnt get though why Jesus got scared 🤭

    • @JakeyT1391
      @JakeyT1391 Рік тому +157

      @@Vkj007because John wick isn’t the boogeyman he’s who you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.who is most likely some unkillable devil but John only killed bad people so idk why Jesus was worried it’s not like he’s on wicks list

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 Рік тому +70

      @@JakeyT1391most likley knows him by reputation.

    • @certifiedbrickbattler
      @certifiedbrickbattler 11 місяців тому +4

      -scp-352-

    • @Angel84634
      @Angel84634 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @fu3zy
    @fu3zy Рік тому +45118

    "Oh, Mr. Wick. we've been expecting you. Yes, your wife and dog have been waiting for you.

    • @kerrynaruto
      @kerrynaruto Рік тому +1219

      Don't forget Charon as well

    • @Editz_maker
      @Editz_maker Рік тому +217

      ​@@kerrynaruto1 minute

    • @johnb3587
      @johnb3587 Рік тому +470

      @@kerrynarutowho do you think is greeting him

    • @notfaizen.05
      @notfaizen.05 Рік тому +267

      ​@@johnb3587 The creator of dogs (as well as literally everything else) - God himself

    • @Kiakenji
      @Kiakenji Рік тому +240

      Yes the manager is always in in Heaven continental

  • @fideliafuentes3655
    @fideliafuentes3655 2 місяці тому +431

    Welcome back Mr wick. Your mission is to assassinate the devil without being spotted. Good luck soldier😂😂😂

    • @n085fs
      @n085fs 22 дні тому +12

      It actually is impossible to never be spotted.
      Soon as you put on a new suit, it either gets coffee or rain or a cat snots on your leg... just impossible to have a completely clean outfit.

    • @lr1a704
      @lr1a704 15 днів тому

      Lucifer, Satan, or the devil is doing exactly what god wants him to do. Heaven isn't the US and hell isn't trying to get opec off of the USD. Whose worse, the guy doing the job people hate or the guy that made the position to begin with? Pretty sure Wick solves problems at the source.

  • @kimeh101
    @kimeh101 Рік тому +8245

    Jauncey as John Wick is not something I saw coming but it happened and I was not disappointed. That “yeeaahh”. Nailed it! ❤

    • @btay4322
      @btay4322 Рік тому +51

      He rocked it💀

    • @guljasb
      @guljasb Рік тому +31

      He certainly did!! 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

    • @annawey
      @annawey Рік тому +11

      ❤❤❤

    • @Celestial_Reach
      @Celestial_Reach Рік тому +33

      It was so perfect. The moment I saw the John wick in these guys vids I knew this was going to be an instant classic

    • @btay4322
      @btay4322 Рік тому +35

      @@Celestial_Reach Love it when God goes “Jesus Christ!” & he pops in like cool JC

  • @Purgatoran
    @Purgatoran 4 місяці тому +2722

    I love how we all universally agreed that John Wick had the best reason ever to absolutely kick some ass

    • @thegreatestfallout1794
      @thegreatestfallout1794 3 місяці тому +41

      Your daughter getting kidnapped < someone killing your dog

    • @Valkyrie_Hietel
      @Valkyrie_Hietel 3 місяці тому +42

      Doom guy actually... He killing demons cause they killed his pet rabbit

    • @Morris_dun
      @Morris_dun 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Valkyrie_Hietelthat part of the lore is only after he gets back to earth

    • @Gwrryl
      @Gwrryl 3 місяці тому +1

      Even though he’s actually a villain. I mean, he does kill a lot of people.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 місяці тому +6

      i thought the whole reason Doom Guy was a bad ass was because in the original guide book, it says his commander ordered him to gun down a load of women and children. Doom Guy refused and punched his C/O which is why he gets sent to the UAC base, and then Hell opens up possessing and killing all his former comrades.

  • @AlyrArkhon
    @AlyrArkhon 8 місяців тому +3207

    I just love how Jesus recognizes him immediately

    • @whearts
      @whearts 7 місяців тому +54

      His first customer?

    • @gegeeneegegeen8075
      @gegeeneegegeen8075 7 місяців тому +91

      *"BABA YAGA"*

    • @Vogas2
      @Vogas2 7 місяців тому +1

      John was doing some wetwork for his father, which got them to their today position. I cannot speak openly about it, but where do you think all Greek gods went?

    • @neverpreparedenough6431
      @neverpreparedenough6431 7 місяців тому +30

      With fear

    • @halflynx
      @halflynx 7 місяців тому +32

      He was made in his image
      This goes both ways

  • @ginnydoll0703
    @ginnydoll0703 Місяць тому +136

    hadn't seen this clip in a long while, long enough I'd actually forgotten it. Glad it popped back up in my feed.
    Just as great as the guy first time I saw it.
    Absolutely fabulous John Wick/Keanu Reeves impression.

  • @ChrisAnderson-vi6tv
    @ChrisAnderson-vi6tv Рік тому +5308

    10/10 the way he says “yeah” and the fact that even Jesus knows him as the Baba Yaga is just wonderful and hilarious

    • @bearskeletor7411
      @bearskeletor7411 Рік тому

      "he's the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman

    • @terrykw5990
      @terrykw5990 Рік тому +25

      Your likes are 999 lemme just fox dat 🧑‍🔧

    • @shanamustafa6967
      @shanamustafa6967 Рік тому +56

      Too many people called Jesus when they meet John Wick😂

    • @newthoughts11
      @newthoughts11 Рік тому +46

      John wasn't Baba Yaga, he was the one you sent to kill Baba Yaga.

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 Рік тому +58

      The Baba Yaga name always felt weird to me since Baba Yaga is not quite the boogie man but in lore is a witch that lives in a house on chicken legs and kidnaps children. Calling John Wick Baba Yaga always felt strange.

  • @swaggergames7748
    @swaggergames7748 Рік тому +16092

    "Appoint this man into an archangel, he'll continue what he hasn't finished."
    Edit: Imma be real with you, never expected to reach 15k-

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi Рік тому +1004

      3)And the Lord said, "My judgment against the guilty is great.
      4) I shall send My Archangel to complete My judgment against thee."
      5) and the Archangel Wick was sent against the World to do the Lord's work.
      Testament of St. John Wick 7:3-5

    • @tonybalongna
      @tonybalongna Рік тому +116

      @@Gilhelmi There are ways to be funny without being blasphemous

    • @lizekamtombe2223
      @lizekamtombe2223 Рік тому +343

      ​@@tonybalongnaThere are also ways to take a joke and not take fairy tales so seriously you can't make fun of them.

    • @Damond_Warrior
      @Damond_Warrior Рік тому +90

      ​@@tonybalongna oh shut up (yt didn't like my last message)

    • @AegisMaelstrom14
      @AegisMaelstrom14 Рік тому +101

      John Wick: Then call me John Constantine, btw... any of you have gum?

  • @stvalday74
    @stvalday74 Рік тому +7008

    John Wick doing the job that we’d all like to do whenever someone hurts a dog

    • @theAirsoftM1
      @theAirsoftM1 Рік тому

      Yes🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @Victor-sv4rk
      @Victor-sv4rk Рік тому +30

      ​@MrDJBros07 ok ty for the warning

    • @SCP-682_Keter
      @SCP-682_Keter Рік тому +6

      Sounds like you're too scared to actually do it

    • @stvalday74
      @stvalday74 Рік тому +7

      @MrDJBros07 so delete it then?

    • @GETBackTOWORK69859
      @GETBackTOWORK69859 Рік тому +4

      ​@MrDJBros07what the hell

  • @Tiff-k9c
    @Tiff-k9c 2 місяці тому +20

    Totally one of my top 10 favorite UA-cam clips!!
    Freaking love this guy.

  • @ManyfiresWoman
    @ManyfiresWoman Рік тому +1484

    This is hands down one of your absolute best!! That look he gives when Jesus says 'Baba Yaga'....perfect!

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag Рік тому +9

      What does baba Yaga has to do with that, I'm wondering...

    • @santymartin7383
      @santymartin7383 Рік тому +32

      ​@@ldmtagthats a John wick street name,the Man you sent after the boogy man

    • @DashingToJapan
      @DashingToJapan Рік тому +14

      I'm more concerned with both how does Jesus know John wick...and more importantly, was does he both look and sound scared...

    • @tej2130
      @tej2130 Рік тому +7

      ​@@DashingToJapanjesus takes the good people first

    • @MsHolley350
      @MsHolley350 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@ldmtag John Wicks "profile" name...

  • @dracogar865
    @dracogar865 Рік тому +4509

    Imagine being killed by John Wick, going to hell, only to have John Wick to come by later and beat your butt there too?

    • @claireglory
      @claireglory Рік тому +147

      literally what majin buu in dragon ball z did. he teleported to heaven to kill the people he killed once again. he is a menace.

    • @bpopson1
      @bpopson1 Рік тому +45

      So basically the Doom storyline

    • @BrainMeltGaming
      @BrainMeltGaming Рік тому +24

      ​@@bpopson1well I'm pretty sure wick was inspired by doom, because look at the similarities, doomguys hatred for demons came from his pet rabbit being killed and family, wick was pissed off because his dog was killed, you could say the car has something to do with it also but it was more about the dog, especially being an after death present from his wife

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 Рік тому +5

      Then you get to go to Super Hell!

    • @LOG4N98
      @LOG4N98 Рік тому +9

      ​@BrainMeltGaming John went on that rampage not because of the dog, or to get his car back, but because inside of his car that was stolen was the last note his wife ever wrote to him. Her last words were literally stolen from him and he was angry about it and went to get them back. You can replace the car and the dog, but never someone's last words. And he did replace the car and dog lmao

  • @DaKingDaNoob
    @DaKingDaNoob Рік тому +1923

    *silence* “are you dead?” “yeah...” got me dying💀

  • @JamesLane-o1w
    @JamesLane-o1w День тому +2

    Keanu Reeves seems down to earth enough that I feel like he would reprise his role as John Wick just for this skit.

  • @kibblenackle431
    @kibblenackle431 Рік тому +2905

    We got a special place in heaven just for you Mr. Wick

  • @name________7265
    @name________7265 Рік тому +6749

    He said the "Yeahh" so perfectly 🤣🤣

    • @UnicornGuru
      @UnicornGuru Рік тому +54

      SO perfectly! And the little eyebrow kick. 🤣

    • @ThisCanBePronounced
      @ThisCanBePronounced Рік тому +19

      maybe I haven't seen enough John Wick but I actually thought Snake from Metal Gear Solid. XD

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 11 місяців тому +5

      Agreed.

    • @Wierd_Loco_Steam_Works
      @Wierd_Loco_Steam_Works 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@ThisCanBePronounced
      Solid Snake is basically just, futuristic video game version of John Wick as a soldier. And their voices are pretty much the same. Solid Snakes voice is just more, gruff.

    • @CrozyCross
      @CrozyCross 7 місяців тому +3

      FR

  • @raiderrivers3629
    @raiderrivers3629 Рік тому +1200

    John wick is probably the most heaven worthy man I’ve ever seen

    • @mariaresendiz6058
      @mariaresendiz6058 Рік тому +23

      SO IS KEANU REEVES!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

    • @prestongarvey57
      @prestongarvey57 Рік тому +18

      Keanu Reeves yes John Wick no. He’s going straight down

    • @shaneimler641
      @shaneimler641 Рік тому +16

      ​@@prestongarvey57John Wick definitely deserves to get into heaven.

    • @callanflanagan8706
      @callanflanagan8706 Рік тому +16

      ​@@shaneimler641 Are you sure the devil can handle Wick?

    • @billybob2388
      @billybob2388 Рік тому +16

      @@shaneimler641he was in that business before they hurt his dog too

  • @nikhssj
    @nikhssj 2 дні тому +2

    Amazing acting🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Especially that "Yeah" was phenomenal

  • @dainalyn3700
    @dainalyn3700 Рік тому +3799

    Now we need a reunion with John Wick and his dog.

    • @mangala666
      @mangala666 Рік тому +75

      Omg I would cry so many happy tears.
      Oh and his wife, too, right?

    • @D3m0n1c_T3rr0r
      @D3m0n1c_T3rr0r Рік тому +17

      And then his dog gets killed again

    • @Fallenharmony13
      @Fallenharmony13 Рік тому +25

      And wife .....but dog first

    • @annie4843
      @annie4843 Рік тому +1

      I was just thinking that this scene was missing that

    • @KrabNomad
      @KrabNomad Рік тому

      Needs more likes

  • @tnecniw
    @tnecniw Рік тому +3085

    "They killed his dog"
    "... Okay, people better die for that"

  • @ichigokage
    @ichigokage Рік тому +2160

    Not just a dog. A PUPPY! And the little shit again was BRAGGING about it.

    • @frankkiejo5560
      @frankkiejo5560 Рік тому +69

      Right?!?! 😠

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage Рік тому +164

      @@frankkiejo5560 man the mounting fear and dread in everyone that dickhead talked to was delicious. “Oh you stole his car? Bruh…you killed his dog?! Nah gtfo I’m not trying to die with you!” His dad even offering him up damn near.

    • @MaryAnnSweetAngel
      @MaryAnnSweetAngel Рік тому +83

      The puppy was also concerned about him when he was dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @fruitblossomblue1133
      @fruitblossomblue1133 Рік тому +36

      that's a good time to watch Ramsay Bolton turning him into Reek

    • @salmi2luccio
      @salmi2luccio Рік тому +51

      Which was a gift from his dead wife

  • @luckyrobinshomestead
    @luckyrobinshomestead 23 дні тому +3

    This never gets old no matter how many times it pops up in my feed.

  • @DerpKnIght-sy8wl
    @DerpKnIght-sy8wl Рік тому +6639

    You have to respect John Wick for going after people for hurting his dog.

    • @darraghtormey1500
      @darraghtormey1500 Рік тому +59

      You should check out "Revenge for Jolly". It's like a low budget John Wick that came out a few years before the franchise was launched.

    • @ethanhuntBravoEcho11
      @ethanhuntBravoEcho11 Рік тому +45

      Yeah ,tbh I won't regret even if millions people have to die to keep my dog alive

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 Рік тому +18

      He killed a lot of people way before the dog got involved

    • @laurapruitt2129
      @laurapruitt2129 Рік тому +9

      They did not hurt his dog they curb stomped it. 😢 Then his pitty I am not sure last I checked someone hurt it but didnt live very long after. But havent seen the newest few so not 100% sure if that one makes it.

    • @TensaZangetsu63
      @TensaZangetsu63 Рік тому +8

      ​@@ethanhuntBravoEcho11same, billions even

  • @MarkSashegyi
    @MarkSashegyi 9 місяців тому +671

    John Wick films are the sequels to Constantine that we never got.

    • @Shesonebadmotherfuka
      @Shesonebadmotherfuka 8 місяців тому +21

      Apparently they're gonna make one, I hope so. I hate that it look this damn long.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 8 місяців тому +15

      “Prequels,” not “sequels.”

    • @Direnaar
      @Direnaar 8 місяців тому +5

      C2 is dupposedly in pre-production

    • @juanestebanlopezlujan958
      @juanestebanlopezlujan958 8 місяців тому +7

      Constantine is what happened after this video.

    • @victoravila6809
      @victoravila6809 8 місяців тому +1

      I thought the same watching jw4......

  • @thenoremac2685
    @thenoremac2685 Рік тому +1980

    I expected them to be like "Yeah, send him back. He's got a job to finish."

    • @TLLegend-mt7bp
      @TLLegend-mt7bp Рік тому +46

      He ain’t ever finsihed

    • @checedyahlindsay4277
      @checedyahlindsay4277 Рік тому

      You spelt finished wrong@@TLLegend-mt7bp

    • @Babbling_Wizard
      @Babbling_Wizard Рік тому +25

      because Satan is scared of him!

    • @shadowabyss9252
      @shadowabyss9252 Рік тому +13

      I thought the same damn thing

    • @Pretty_Girl6-02
      @Pretty_Girl6-02 Рік тому +16

      ​@@Babbling_Wizard true, but Satan is supposed to serve a purpose.
      Feels like if anything, should God need to send John back down to Earth, might make him some kind of Angel of Vengeance.

  • @ManyfiresWoman
    @ManyfiresWoman Місяць тому +6

    This absolutely my favorite of all your videos!!

  • @cuzidodgebullets6797
    @cuzidodgebullets6797 Рік тому +1458

    That "yeah!" Along with the background music. Perfection.

  • @batman_diaries
    @batman_diaries Рік тому +2688

    And from henceforth you shall be called " John, john Constantine"

    • @jtmarlin336
      @jtmarlin336 Рік тому +165

      Cannon!!!!! That shits Cannon!!!!!

    • @TheLittleThingsMatterNow
      @TheLittleThingsMatterNow Рік тому +85

      And after he dies again he probably comes back as the Doom Guy.

    • @jtmarlin336
      @jtmarlin336 Рік тому +60

      @@TheLittleThingsMatterNow God: I will send only you!! Rip and tear until it is done!!!

    • @sumukhvmrsat6347
      @sumukhvmrsat6347 Рік тому +26

      Thy be calleth , Jhon Constantine Candle Wick ,

    • @tama_ochi
      @tama_ochi Рік тому +8

      i love that movie too!
      wait. so they are connected 😱 i can even imagine john wick flipped his finger when his soul flew to the heaven

  • @thevine2010
    @thevine2010 7 місяців тому +2291

    The poor puppy dragged itself to die by John's side. John had every reason for vengeance!

    • @lennardschneider6847
      @lennardschneider6847 6 місяців тому +103

      Haven't watched any John Wick movie yet, but this piece of info will make me keep it that way 😢

    • @EdwardIshaya-f5l
      @EdwardIshaya-f5l 6 місяців тому +50

      ​@@lennardschneider6847 Lol don't worry. That part wasn't shown

    • @winry2357
      @winry2357 6 місяців тому +86

      @@lennardschneider6847the first 15 minutes or so are killer, but the rest gives you the warm and fuzzies because you know why he’s doing it and you totally support his cause.

    • @Godzilladino
      @Godzilladino 6 місяців тому +52

      ​@@winry2357 You're also just rooting for him the whole time because you know they deserve it

    • @winry2357
      @winry2357 6 місяців тому +40

      @@Godzilladino yup. But the beginning illustrates exactly why they deserve it and it makes you more emotionally invested as a viewer. Is it fun to watch a guy go beat up bad guys? Yes. Is it more so when you see the bad guys being bad before the beating begins? Also yes. That’s the power of good storytelling, you can get emotionally invested in it when it’s done right.

  • @Chickensammichgod
    @Chickensammichgod Місяць тому +8

    The John wick impression is still awesome

  • @syn4057
    @syn4057 6 місяців тому +877

    Doing things to protect and avenge dogs is instant salvation. I approve of this message!

  • @playnation4116
    @playnation4116 Рік тому +3052

    John Wick's "Yeahhhhh" always gets me😭😂😂

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 11 місяців тому +6956

    Lucifer: "...why do I feel like I just dodged a bullet?"

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 11 місяців тому +115

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taahasiddiqui1071
      @taahasiddiqui1071 11 місяців тому +221

      i read that in the voice of Tom Ellis lol

    •  11 місяців тому +84

      @@taahasiddiqui1071 Oh god so did I.

    • @driftwolf
      @driftwolf 11 місяців тому +200

      They didn't dodge a bullet.
      They dodged... pencils.

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 10 місяців тому +53

      ​@@driftwolf I understood that reference

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474
    @nattananchunbunluesook8474 9 днів тому +1

    “Jesus Christ”
    “What… BABA YAGA??!!”
    John Wick so renowned heaven knows his name…

  • @ST4R4L1FEE
    @ST4R4L1FEE 7 місяців тому +4232

    "Jesus Christ "
    "What?"
    THIS IS MY KIND OF HUMOR

    • @sicac33
      @sicac33 6 місяців тому +48

      Same here, he appears the moment you just mention him. He thought he was called 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yurinoelvillodas4577
      @yurinoelvillodas4577 6 місяців тому +38

      Right spot on😂😂😂
      Specially when he calls him "Babayaga." 😂😂😂

    • @stefantsarev4442
      @stefantsarev4442 6 місяців тому +8

      Get the Escalade, we're getting out of here!

    • @OutOfComfort03
      @OutOfComfort03 6 місяців тому +5

      The elders in my family would always say "say his name again and he'll come down to earth" and I'd keep saying it lmao

    • @JustABubbleTea
      @JustABubbleTea 6 місяців тому

      Fr

  • @MsJimmysgirl
    @MsJimmysgirl Рік тому +2294

    One of your funniest in my opinion as a lover of the John Wick franchise. When Jesus said Baba Yaga, I died..lol

    • @martyphillips1470
      @martyphillips1470 Рік тому +60

      I haven't watched John wick does he really kill people to avenge his dog xD?

    • @milodrasmussen
      @milodrasmussen Рік тому +31

      For a moment I thought that John was coming for Jesus for some reason

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 Рік тому +67

      ​@@martyphillips1470Oh Yes 😊. It's a fantastic franchise. Excellent action and martial arts scenes. The acting is very good. I normally dislike violent shows but there is something so therapeutic about the John Wick series. Keanu is fantastic in these movies. There are several fantastic dogs in the movies.

    • @martyphillips1470
      @martyphillips1470 Рік тому +20

      @@debbiefox6846 haha I usually avoided it because action movies kinda bore me but that does sound more appealing xDDD I'll end up watching them eventually I'm sure xD

    • @spaced35
      @spaced35 Рік тому +59

      ​@@martyphillips1470 The dog, Daisy, was the last gift his wife gave him before she died so when Daisy got killed, it was the end of his last connection with his wife. So while yes he did it because they killed his dog, it's also super reductive to say it that way.

  • @CadenBeller
    @CadenBeller Рік тому +2825

    Takes “murder is justifiable” on another level 💀

    • @MrJosh-nu6qe
      @MrJosh-nu6qe 11 місяців тому +12

      Because it wasn't justifiable it was an obligation

    • @BankRobber6-13-13
      @BankRobber6-13-13 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@Invictus3791 very articulate and well thought out statement . I couldn't agree with you more...

    • @theomegawerty9688
      @theomegawerty9688 11 місяців тому +6

      Murder is unjust killing. Justified killing isn't murder.

    • @hiriasbloodweaver8593
      @hiriasbloodweaver8593 11 місяців тому +2

      It is, biblically. Murder is forbidden, killing is not, e.g. in death penality, self defense, accident etc.

    • @Srt_resium
      @Srt_resium 11 місяців тому

      Was though

  • @charliefee1411
    @charliefee1411 Місяць тому +3

    The John Wick impression was so good 😂😂

  • @Nakamura65
    @Nakamura65 6 місяців тому +2481

    John Wick gets to hell, Demons look suprised, John looks determined and angry,.... Doom music kicks in

    • @PyroPsycho1
      @PyroPsycho1 5 місяців тому +70

      They all gangsta till Doomguy shows up💀

    • @nikhiltopno578
      @nikhiltopno578 5 місяців тому +40

      ​​@@PyroPsycho1 then they become a team and kills all the demons.

    • @WilliamPearce-z1b
      @WilliamPearce-z1b 5 місяців тому +23

      Naw Isaac Clark, doom guy and John wick.💀💀

    • @Sh4dowKnight115
      @Sh4dowKnight115 5 місяців тому +14

      @@WilliamPearce-z1band Samus those four could wipe out any creature from existence if they teamed up

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 5 місяців тому +6

      You forget halo if we talking powerful characters don't forget Kratos and the last of us or resident evil characters

  • @mistery12324
    @mistery12324 9 місяців тому +808

    There, he met his wife again and they were happy for ever and ever. John opened a home for stray dogs im heaven until their owners come for them. He and Helen took great care of all in heaven

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 7 місяців тому +48

      I would watch that movie! I wish we lived in a world where Hollywood would make it.

    • @Shae_Sandybanks
      @Shae_Sandybanks 7 місяців тому +8

      😭😭😭

    • @doctorhypnodeeptrance5981
      @doctorhypnodeeptrance5981 7 місяців тому +33

      and then he went to Hell to save all the Hell Hounds who then became Heaven Huskies :P

    • @popump2617
      @popump2617 7 місяців тому

      ​@@doctorhypnodeeptrance5981I would even pay to see this movie.

    • @adrienneharris8275
      @adrienneharris8275 6 місяців тому +5

      New favorite headcanon!

  • @vinaypathak4293
    @vinaypathak4293 Рік тому +696

    One man did the crime but John Wick literally punished the whole underworld.

    • @joshuarobinson6011
      @joshuarobinson6011 Рік тому +28

      To be fair, he let some people just leave like the doorman and even viggo. He only went after the ones protecting viggos son because it was his son he wanted to kill everyone else was just in the way

    • @ajstyles5704
      @ajstyles5704 Рік тому +8

      ​@@joshuarobinson6011don't go that route of logic because he could actually skip all of them, he could go directly but chose the long roundabout for reasons the movie portrayed it as breadcrumbs. And we won't have a movie if they just hired someone to boost the car, either they only steal the car, or someone from the connections warned its Wick's car.

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Рік тому +2

      only because they were protecting him.

    • @ninjamantis8309
      @ninjamantis8309 Рік тому +1

      He was called john constantine back then it was before he changed his last name to wick

  • @themr_wilson
    @themr_wilson Місяць тому +2

    The dogs will be entirely too excited, they won't be able to hold their pee or yelps of sheer and utter joy!

  • @hellhound1389
    @hellhound1389 9 місяців тому +1556

    I love when Jesus sees John and immediately recognized him as baba yaga. It's the same reaction when I show up to family reunions

  • @andrewpenny4676
    @andrewpenny4676 Рік тому +2239

    All dogs go to heaven and John will protect them.

    • @SD-C-not-here
      @SD-C-not-here Рік тому +31

      tbh this is my most fav comment lmao

    • @andrewpenny4676
      @andrewpenny4676 Рік тому +16

      ​@wendy_darling334 Thank you I wonder if John will see his dog and wife again!

    • @dj_cmc2274
      @dj_cmc2274 Рік тому +16

      There legit a movie called All Dogs go to heaven such a sad movie

    • @FabioHocevar
      @FabioHocevar Рік тому +7

      What about chiuauahs

    • @WiiGame2000
      @WiiGame2000 Рік тому +4

      Underrated comment

  • @lizzardgamer7146
    @lizzardgamer7146 Рік тому +381

    That "yeah" was so perfectly John wick

  • @themr_wilson
    @themr_wilson Місяць тому +1

    The dogs: "Yeah yeah, we see you Jesus, but _John_ is here" _The Apostle?_ "No, John Wick"

  • @OptimalHades80
    @OptimalHades80 Рік тому +2770

    Why is John Wick so relatable😭

  • @MURPHYCHACHO
    @MURPHYCHACHO Рік тому +1942

    And then his wife shows up to welcome him with the dog in her arms and, after so many years, John Wick finally knows true peace.

  • @AshTheGoodMan
    @AshTheGoodMan Рік тому +1018

    "Babayaga" had me rolling 🤣

    • @DeltaSwordOscar09
      @DeltaSwordOscar09 11 місяців тому +6

      His face was like oh shit what's he doing here lol

    • @timalysheva
      @timalysheva 11 місяців тому +2

      Except Baba Yaga is an old Russian 🧙 😂😂😂😊

    • @luiscgarcia6851
      @luiscgarcia6851 11 місяців тому +2

      Rip daisy

    • @RabidWolf1966
      @RabidWolf1966 11 місяців тому +3

      And he mispronounced it

    • @allanshore6640
      @allanshore6640 11 місяців тому +1

      Jesus coming in had me rolling 😂

  • @Ray-xt5dr
    @Ray-xt5dr Місяць тому +2

    The "yeah" was so on point fr

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 6 місяців тому +4308

    Letting John Wick into Heaven is doing Hell an act of mercy lmao

    • @aidanspychalla7319
      @aidanspychalla7319 5 місяців тому +81

      So true😂

    • @melissaford2314
      @melissaford2314 5 місяців тому

      He would've made Satan his bitch😂

    • @Zanc-nu8lf
      @Zanc-nu8lf 5 місяців тому +145

      Meanwhile, the Slayer is asking when his new best freind is coming to hell

    • @Lucifer.666-Satan
      @Lucifer.666-Satan 5 місяців тому +64

      I myself say you are right let it be known that Hell can't handle John Wick

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 5 місяців тому +37

      ​@@Zanc-nu8lfIsabelle visits Hell whenever she needs a vacation

  • @ravenafolabi8216
    @ravenafolabi8216 8 місяців тому +4005

    Can we just appreciate how accurate the "YEAH" was😂😂😂

    • @natalierozean5989
      @natalierozean5989 7 місяців тому +17

      I was looking for this comment! He was spot on!😂😂😂

    • @harshsharma-tz1up
      @harshsharma-tz1up 7 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @ashruttrivedi7467
      @ashruttrivedi7467 7 місяців тому +6

      I rewatched it twice just for that😂😂

    • @GnA_000
      @GnA_000 7 місяців тому +8

      I thought he'd say "YEAH... I'm thinking I'm dead"

    • @Izone23.
      @Izone23. 7 місяців тому +1

      Which yeay?

  • @LostLandsLife
    @LostLandsLife Рік тому +387

    This is it. This officially my favorite sketch of his. I want more of him as John wick lmao

  • @gajananbaviskar3545
    @gajananbaviskar3545 20 днів тому +1

    “Welcome to Heaven” is so good 😂😂😂

  • @Lagging-Expert
    @Lagging-Expert 6 місяців тому +1658

    "jEsUs cHrIsT"
    "Wut"
    *Looks at him*
    "BABA YAGA!"
    cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Epilogueandprologuelover
      @Epilogueandprologuelover 6 місяців тому +11

      Like he has a past with John wick

    • @raymondcroteau
      @raymondcroteau 6 місяців тому +3

      Who doesn't have a history with John?

    • @ignitiongaming136
      @ignitiongaming136 6 місяців тому +5

      To be fair, how many times has he been on the verge of death and some how survive? Jesus is on speed dial with him

    • @vulpesdecinere972
      @vulpesdecinere972 6 місяців тому +2

      That nickname is so funny to Slavs because Baba Yaga means "Old hag witch"
      His nickname is practically "Old hag"

    • @Rhamirezz85
      @Rhamirezz85 6 місяців тому

      Oh man made me lose it ;DD

  • @sladeanderson262
    @sladeanderson262 Рік тому +2276

    " And we can name it Clifford". " I'm not making a big red dog". 😂😂 😂

    • @sherrigovro9140
      @sherrigovro9140 Рік тому +19

      I was looking for this comment!😭

    • @rogerbowen162
      @rogerbowen162 Рік тому +20

      John wick shows up after "I'm not making a giant red dog" 😂

    • @elijahcollard3196
      @elijahcollard3196 Рік тому +1

      God gets denied

    • @lesliehunter1823
      @lesliehunter1823 3 місяці тому

      I don't "get" this reference?

    • @sharonpeters7341
      @sharonpeters7341 2 місяці тому +2

      @@lesliehunter1823 clifford is a character from a book series where a kid owned a big red dog called clifford

  • @MasterOfNothin
    @MasterOfNothin 9 місяців тому +278

    Are you dead?
    John : Nah man just here to see my wife and dog

  • @manliomartinez7821
    @manliomartinez7821 Місяць тому +3

    God to John Wick- “You’re going to Hell”
    Hell- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IT’S BABA YAGA THE END HAS COME!!!😱
    God to John Wick- “Welcome to Heaven!”
    Hell- breathing a sigh of relief “Thank you God!”😭🙏🏼

  • @amandah2866
    @amandah2866 Рік тому +559

    He totally gets a pass for avenging the dog! I love the Jesus pop in.

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 Рік тому +7

      Why did Jesus know who he was on sight when neither God nor the Angel did XD

    • @AlexAguilar-ol3qo
      @AlexAguilar-ol3qo Рік тому +5

      Eh Jesus gets around I guess it's kinda boring up there so every once an while bro comes down to earth to find something interesting to spend some time in a disguise of course so no one would recognize him 🙂

    • @Nularius79
      @Nularius79 Рік тому +5

      @@AlexAguilar-ol3qo Add the fact that "Jesus Christ" is often mentioned in almost the same frequencey as FU, he'd likely be summoned whether he likes it or not lol, so yeah, he gets around XD

    • @evangeloevoxi
      @evangeloevoxi Рік тому +3

      ​@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 Jesus is basically the messenger between God and humans, "in Jesus Christ we say amen" so basically sending a voice message to Jesus to tell God what we're saying. So he's probably seen EVERYTHING that John Wick and his enemies were doing, but God is oblivious because he's..... Doing whatever he does lol

    • @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754
      @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 Рік тому +6

      My fav pop-in was when God called Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ called Sweet Moses... And Sweet Moses Called Mother Mary... And she was like: "That´s a big ass dog!"

  • @ImTheMan0fSteel
    @ImTheMan0fSteel Рік тому +1085

    A trilogy of john wick fighting off the armies of hell would be sick.

    • @jtmarlin336
      @jtmarlin336 Рік тому +74

      God: I will send only you!!! Rip and tear until it is done!!!!

    • @HNCS2006
      @HNCS2006 Рік тому +70

      It's called Constatine

    • @BillyBoy-y9q
      @BillyBoy-y9q Рік тому +19

      JOHN DOOM

    • @gnikydad
      @gnikydad Рік тому +6

      Don't give me hope 🙏

    • @JackieVersa
      @JackieVersa Рік тому +15

      Doom wick

  • @ContinuedFoxofficial
    @ContinuedFoxofficial Рік тому +2138

    "I'm not making a giant red dog." PBS Kids would like to have a word with you

  • @nosuchthingasshould4175
    @nosuchthingasshould4175 Місяць тому +1

    Just once, I want to see John Wick dressed as an actual Baba Yaga

  • @30wrdy
    @30wrdy 5 місяців тому +653

    Jesus saying Baba Yaga got me rolling LMFAO!!!

    • @bjstone591
      @bjstone591 4 місяці тому +3

      what does that mean or translate to?

    • @goodgamings69
      @goodgamings69 4 місяці тому +28

      ​​@@bjstone591 "Baba Yaga" is a slavic/russian folklore character which have appearance of an old lady that lives in the izba (wooden house) on chicken legs.
      She's known for cooking babies in the oven and eating them (the one that was used in the izbushkas)
      It's as far as I know her, since cartoons represent her in that way.

    • @goodgamings69
      @goodgamings69 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@bjstone591 Also, "Yaga" is her name
      "Baba" is a way to say "woman/woman at her old ages/grandmother ("grandmother" is usually called "Babushka/Babulya/Ba(usually said by kids which are grandsons/granddaughters)")

    • @TempestCrown
      @TempestCrown 4 місяці тому

      @@bjstone591 On top of what @goodgamings69 said, in-movie John Wick's nickname when he worked for the Russian Mob was "Baba Yaga"; when the mobster's son goes "Ah, the boogyman", his father replies. "No. John was the one you sent to KILL the fucking boogyman". The joke here implies that Jesus Christ not only knows John, but knows him by his Russian Mob identity. And fears it, for some reason.

    • @komandantData
      @komandantData 4 місяці тому +14

      @@bjstone591it’s something of a Boogeyman, but in Slav culture it’s an old witchy woman 😊

  • @marlberg2963
    @marlberg2963 7 місяців тому +791

    John is a man of focus, commitment, of sheer will...
    ...I once saw John kill three men in a bar with a pencil...

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 7 місяців тому +36

      That's pencil advertisement right here!
      "Our pencils are harder than nails - John Wick approves!"

    • @itachiuchiha6423
      @itachiuchiha6423 6 місяців тому +36

      A fucking pencil

    • @kavinnath1504
      @kavinnath1504 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@sysbofhWhat are you gonna do with a pencil that's harder than nails? 😂

    • @sysbofh
      @sysbofh 6 місяців тому +8

      @@kavinnath1504 Well, John Wicks approves... it says all, doesn't it?

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 6 місяців тому +4

      why were those men in a bar with a pencil, and why did the bar even have a pencil? Those thing can poke your eye out!

  • @ElCapitanDeLaNoche
    @ElCapitanDeLaNoche 5 місяців тому +1193

    And that's how the archangel of protection for dogs came to be, kids. Now treat your puppies nice... or else!

    • @hothotheat3000
      @hothotheat3000 4 місяці тому +22

      There’s actually a patron saint for dogs, Saint Roch!

    • @ElCapitanDeLaNoche
      @ElCapitanDeLaNoche 4 місяці тому +6

      @@hothotheat3000 I dunno, according to the origin story, seems to me that the dog was the patron saint for St. Roch... jes' sayin'. 😉

    • @melissameeks37
      @melissameeks37 4 місяці тому +1

      💯

    • @Mich-pm6vi
      @Mich-pm6vi 2 місяці тому

      Yeah!😏🤣🤣

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 Місяць тому +2

    ok but his john wick impression is pretty fucking good....

  • @IAriAri
    @IAriAri Рік тому +284

    Ok but he looks so fine playing John Wick

  • @silverjohn6037
    @silverjohn6037 Рік тому +559

    John Wick and Clifford in the same video? Yet strangely it works.

    • @Uranus211
      @Uranus211 Рік тому +9

      9 likes and no reply let me fix that

    • @Elprofium
      @Elprofium Рік тому

      ill help u@@Uranus211

    • @Ok_Loren
      @Ok_Loren Рік тому +11

      Daisy & Clifford both represent a youthful innocence. Idc if I just read way too much into your comment, it was a baby that fucker killed. 😭

  • @elizabethshow5105
    @elizabethshow5105 Рік тому +1000

    This is officially my favorite ‘Heaven’ sketch that you’ve done! LMAO

  • @adastra79
    @adastra79 Місяць тому +2

    Excellent Keanu impression!

  • @Harrington2323
    @Harrington2323 Рік тому +359

    I think that´s a universal thing. In most areas of the world " He killed my Dog" is a valid excuse for lethal self defence.

    • @MrGrimsmith
      @MrGrimsmith Рік тому +7

      Apparently the ATF never heard of that one...

    • @Harrington2323
      @Harrington2323 Рік тому +10

      @@MrGrimsmith I would defend myself with the fact that when he killed my dog he might not stop there. 🪓😱

    • @chelseakitkatz
      @chelseakitkatz Рік тому

      @@MrGrimsmithoof. I know what event you’re referring to.

    • @ethankun9033
      @ethankun9033 Рік тому

      In Minecraft of course

    • @Rata_rat_rat
      @Rata_rat_rat Рік тому

      i remember the kid who ruined some guys election because the guy fed the kid's dog glass shards

  • @sanrameos
    @sanrameos 11 місяців тому +797

    Why on earth is no one talking about His "YEAH!". The tone was so accurate

    • @TheXxinsanexX
      @TheXxinsanexX 11 місяців тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @DWakefield
      @DWakefield 11 місяців тому +3

      OMG 😰😰😰

    • @anonymous00278
      @anonymous00278 11 місяців тому +1

      because they are not on earth

  • @danct8607
    @danct8607 Рік тому +1120

    Bro your delivery of John wick 😂😂 perfect Keanu Reeves impression!!

  • @christhong7421
    @christhong7421 Місяць тому +2

    Instead of saying "Jesus Christ" when he realised it was THE John Wick, he should have used that famous line from the first movie - "Oh...."

  • @loganbretz6806
    @loganbretz6806 Рік тому +765

    The baba yaga had me with music and everything 😂

    • @imnahtcool
      @imnahtcool Рік тому +10

      It got me good. Especially as it's one of my favorite parts of the movie!

    • @Itsstaci_mango
      @Itsstaci_mango Рік тому +6

      Same!!😂
      I burst out laughing

    • @imnahtcool
      @imnahtcool Рік тому +4

      @rileygarraway it's a terrifying Russian version of the boogeyman

    • @ltlukas4238
      @ltlukas4238 Рік тому +3

      How is the music even called? Yes I am uncultured. Yes I need immediate help. No I am not joking. Yes I have to know the name of this soundtrack.

    • @vanthoang721
      @vanthoang721 Рік тому

      @@ltlukas4238Le Castle Vania is the song title.

  • @nonono8288
    @nonono8288 Рік тому +227

    oh my god. this is the most perfect skit you've ever done

  • @SharpL.A.
    @SharpL.A. 7 місяців тому +554

    All dogs go to heaven....love the choice of background music....it was sooo John Wick

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 7 місяців тому +15

      Considering its excerpts from "John Wick Mode" by Le Castle Vania's JW2 soundtrack...

    • @professionalhater3348
      @professionalhater3348 7 місяців тому +2

      Heaven is not real. It's just a concept created by human. No one is going to Heaven or Hell. Death is just eternal sleep. That's it. 😅

    • @HelluvaMari0Fan
      @HelluvaMari0Fan 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@professionalhater3348Why would you tell us this? There are kids that love Jesus and learning about him.

    • @professionalhater3348
      @professionalhater3348 7 місяців тому +5

      @@HelluvaMari0Fan Because that's the reality and just because i had the occasion to express my opinion about that.
      Those children would do better if they learned about reality and not immortal fairy tales like Jesus and other religious things.
      But I understand. Adults indoctrinate children with religion to have absolute control over them. That's the meaning of religion. Living by depending on lies about supranatural powers and divine gifts based on your behaviour accepted by specific religion. Nothing else.
      Life is an accident. It's simple, beautiful and scary in the same time if you understand the circumstances. Same with reality.
      There is no God. No Devil. No Angels. No Heaven. No Hell. These are just ideas created by human to control the masses of other humans.

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ 7 місяців тому

      @@professionalhater3348 Ok Buzzkillington

  • @navarrewolf
    @navarrewolf 10 днів тому +1

    I love your sense of humor 😜

  • @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs
    @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs 11 місяців тому +400

    John wick is how 99% of dog owners are about their dog.

    • @SirKingHoff
      @SirKingHoff 11 місяців тому +2

      thats definitely over. its more like 85%

    • @brythegamer3988
      @brythegamer3988 11 місяців тому +1

      Luckily people don't have the Gun Fu skills

    • @Lotuscometx
      @Lotuscometx 11 місяців тому +1

      Yea however it's illegal 😭

    • @MrDiesel237
      @MrDiesel237 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Lotuscometxthere was a "this day in history" section of the newspaper in the small town I used to live in, and one day I saw a murder from the 1800s that was some guy getting shot by another guy for killing his dog.

    • @richardo62
      @richardo62 11 місяців тому +1

      99% of people who get their dog killed go on to kill thousands of people😂 were fucked

  • @zarabeats1215
    @zarabeats1215 Рік тому +1134

    “I’ll kill all of them”
    “… This was a good choice”😂😂

    • @kdraw21
      @kdraw21 Рік тому +14

      "Of course you will, Jonathan."

    • @shimomiaizo
      @shimomiaizo Рік тому +2

      that's how frigging Doom started

    • @barisaxmax
      @barisaxmax Рік тому

      Like #1,000, you're welcome :)

  • @dr.prashantyadav5350
    @dr.prashantyadav5350 Рік тому +657

    "WELCOME TO HEAVEN" that got me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @Angelic_Dream708
    @Angelic_Dream708 Місяць тому +3

    The sheer horror when angel said "Jesus Christ" is sending me

  • @Daniel.Belas1
    @Daniel.Belas1 11 місяців тому +1313

    John got sent back down to earth as John Constantine

    • @boogertater
      @boogertater 10 місяців тому +28

      Oh snap, good one

    • @betalite
      @betalite 10 місяців тому +16

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Barret5000
      @Barret5000 10 місяців тому +31

      Write that down write that down!!!!

    • @ThunderStruck15
      @ThunderStruck15 9 місяців тому +12

      I'm still AND ALWAYS WILL BE miffed that they didn't get Spike, from Buffy TV show, to be John Constantine in that movie
      Still love thatol movie tho

    • @Rin-San.
      @Rin-San. 9 місяців тому +6

      Satan: we call him Samael
      Demon: Lucifer?
      Satan: well John wasn't exactly Lucifer... he was the one you sent to kill Lucifer

  • @hunterv9983
    @hunterv9983 Рік тому +673

    John would be an independent contractor for the R.I.P.D.

    • @ImulseFlows
      @ImulseFlows 11 місяців тому +13

      Love that film

    • @jasminkluge7120
      @jasminkluge7120 11 місяців тому +5

      Never thought on that 🤯😍❤️🫶🏼

    • @flan-z8m
      @flan-z8m 11 місяців тому +4

      Good bring up haha

    • @RiseStreamer
      @RiseStreamer 11 місяців тому +10

      Rest in peace department?

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 11 місяців тому +10

      @@RiseStreamer
      Yep. The escaped souls are basically boogymen, so why not send out *THE* Boogyman?

  • @daviddarko5837
    @daviddarko5837 8 місяців тому +162

    The snip of sound playing of John Wick appearing is hilarious. Also, a movie of John Wick going to hell and killing all, would be marvelous.

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 7 місяців тому +12

      They made a game about it, I think it was called "Doom" or some such.

    • @odraregaviles9759
      @odraregaviles9759 7 місяців тому +3

      He's just the doomguy now

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 7 місяців тому +6

      Sorry, it's called Constantine. Keanu wears the same suit!

    • @pinklightninggacha
      @pinklightninggacha 7 місяців тому

      ​@odraregaviles9759 doomguy has a different background his ancestors are commander keen(Billy blaze) and bj blazkorwics

    • @syyneater
      @syyneater 7 місяців тому

      @@morganseppy5180The comment I was looking for!

  • @alexvendetta8778
    @alexvendetta8778 Місяць тому +1

    I actually love the thought of John wick dying going to heaven and then requesting to go to hell so he can re-kill everyone responsible for daisy's death