The one redeeming thing about him is his love for his wife and the puppy she gave him as a gift. Taking revenge for the murder of his dog… entry granted.
I love that you don't even need the context of "the dog was the last gift from his wife who died of cancer" just the fact they messed with a man's dog is enough
I'm a dog owner and I approve this message. I had to put my dog Princess down a few years ago and I still miss her. I know she's in heaven waiting for me,when I get there she's going to give me lots of doggy kisses.
don`t stress bro, we are on this earth to suffer as a tests, you will get a new god and love him/her/it just as much and in the end you will be reunited with all your loved ones! stay strong!
@@Vkj007because John wick isn’t the boogeyman he’s who you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.who is most likely some unkillable devil but John only killed bad people so idk why Jesus was worried it’s not like he’s on wicks list
It actually is impossible to never be spotted. Soon as you put on a new suit, it either gets coffee or rain or a cat snots on your leg... just impossible to have a completely clean outfit.
Lucifer, Satan, or the devil is doing exactly what god wants him to do. Heaven isn't the US and hell isn't trying to get opec off of the USD. Whose worse, the guy doing the job people hate or the guy that made the position to begin with? Pretty sure Wick solves problems at the source.
i thought the whole reason Doom Guy was a bad ass was because in the original guide book, it says his commander ordered him to gun down a load of women and children. Doom Guy refused and punched his C/O which is why he gets sent to the UAC base, and then Hell opens up possessing and killing all his former comrades.
John was doing some wetwork for his father, which got them to their today position. I cannot speak openly about it, but where do you think all Greek gods went?
hadn't seen this clip in a long while, long enough I'd actually forgotten it. Glad it popped back up in my feed. Just as great as the guy first time I saw it. Absolutely fabulous John Wick/Keanu Reeves impression.
The Baba Yaga name always felt weird to me since Baba Yaga is not quite the boogie man but in lore is a witch that lives in a house on chicken legs and kidnaps children. Calling John Wick Baba Yaga always felt strange.
3)And the Lord said, "My judgment against the guilty is great. 4) I shall send My Archangel to complete My judgment against thee." 5) and the Archangel Wick was sent against the World to do the Lord's work. Testament of St. John Wick 7:3-5
@@bpopson1well I'm pretty sure wick was inspired by doom, because look at the similarities, doomguys hatred for demons came from his pet rabbit being killed and family, wick was pissed off because his dog was killed, you could say the car has something to do with it also but it was more about the dog, especially being an after death present from his wife
@BrainMeltGaming John went on that rampage not because of the dog, or to get his car back, but because inside of his car that was stolen was the last note his wife ever wrote to him. Her last words were literally stolen from him and he was angry about it and went to get them back. You can replace the car and the dog, but never someone's last words. And he did replace the car and dog lmao
@@ThisCanBePronounced Solid Snake is basically just, futuristic video game version of John Wick as a soldier. And their voices are pretty much the same. Solid Snakes voice is just more, gruff.
@@frankkiejo5560 man the mounting fear and dread in everyone that dickhead talked to was delicious. “Oh you stole his car? Bruh…you killed his dog?! Nah gtfo I’m not trying to die with you!” His dad even offering him up damn near.
They did not hurt his dog they curb stomped it. 😢 Then his pitty I am not sure last I checked someone hurt it but didnt live very long after. But havent seen the newest few so not 100% sure if that one makes it.
@@Babbling_Wizard true, but Satan is supposed to serve a purpose. Feels like if anything, should God need to send John back down to Earth, might make him some kind of Angel of Vengeance.
@@lennardschneider6847the first 15 minutes or so are killer, but the rest gives you the warm and fuzzies because you know why he’s doing it and you totally support his cause.
@@Godzilladino yup. But the beginning illustrates exactly why they deserve it and it makes you more emotionally invested as a viewer. Is it fun to watch a guy go beat up bad guys? Yes. Is it more so when you see the bad guys being bad before the beating begins? Also yes. That’s the power of good storytelling, you can get emotionally invested in it when it’s done right.
@@martyphillips1470Oh Yes 😊. It's a fantastic franchise. Excellent action and martial arts scenes. The acting is very good. I normally dislike violent shows but there is something so therapeutic about the John Wick series. Keanu is fantastic in these movies. There are several fantastic dogs in the movies.
@@debbiefox6846 haha I usually avoided it because action movies kinda bore me but that does sound more appealing xDDD I'll end up watching them eventually I'm sure xD
@@martyphillips1470 The dog, Daisy, was the last gift his wife gave him before she died so when Daisy got killed, it was the end of his last connection with his wife. So while yes he did it because they killed his dog, it's also super reductive to say it that way.
There, he met his wife again and they were happy for ever and ever. John opened a home for stray dogs im heaven until their owners come for them. He and Helen took great care of all in heaven
To be fair, he let some people just leave like the doorman and even viggo. He only went after the ones protecting viggos son because it was his son he wanted to kill everyone else was just in the way
@@joshuarobinson6011don't go that route of logic because he could actually skip all of them, he could go directly but chose the long roundabout for reasons the movie portrayed it as breadcrumbs. And we won't have a movie if they just hired someone to boost the car, either they only steal the car, or someone from the connections warned its Wick's car.
God to John Wick- “You’re going to Hell” Hell- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IT’S BABA YAGA THE END HAS COME!!!😱 God to John Wick- “Welcome to Heaven!” Hell- breathing a sigh of relief “Thank you God!”😭🙏🏼
Eh Jesus gets around I guess it's kinda boring up there so every once an while bro comes down to earth to find something interesting to spend some time in a disguise of course so no one would recognize him 🙂
@@AlexAguilar-ol3qo Add the fact that "Jesus Christ" is often mentioned in almost the same frequencey as FU, he'd likely be summoned whether he likes it or not lol, so yeah, he gets around XD
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 Jesus is basically the messenger between God and humans, "in Jesus Christ we say amen" so basically sending a voice message to Jesus to tell God what we're saying. So he's probably seen EVERYTHING that John Wick and his enemies were doing, but God is oblivious because he's..... Doing whatever he does lol
My fav pop-in was when God called Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ called Sweet Moses... And Sweet Moses Called Mother Mary... And she was like: "That´s a big ass dog!"
@@bjstone591 "Baba Yaga" is a slavic/russian folklore character which have appearance of an old lady that lives in the izba (wooden house) on chicken legs. She's known for cooking babies in the oven and eating them (the one that was used in the izbushkas) It's as far as I know her, since cartoons represent her in that way.
@@bjstone591 Also, "Yaga" is her name "Baba" is a way to say "woman/woman at her old ages/grandmother ("grandmother" is usually called "Babushka/Babulya/Ba(usually said by kids which are grandsons/granddaughters)")
@@bjstone591 On top of what @goodgamings69 said, in-movie John Wick's nickname when he worked for the Russian Mob was "Baba Yaga"; when the mobster's son goes "Ah, the boogyman", his father replies. "No. John was the one you sent to KILL the fucking boogyman". The joke here implies that Jesus Christ not only knows John, but knows him by his Russian Mob identity. And fears it, for some reason.
@@HelluvaMari0Fan Because that's the reality and just because i had the occasion to express my opinion about that. Those children would do better if they learned about reality and not immortal fairy tales like Jesus and other religious things. But I understand. Adults indoctrinate children with religion to have absolute control over them. That's the meaning of religion. Living by depending on lies about supranatural powers and divine gifts based on your behaviour accepted by specific religion. Nothing else. Life is an accident. It's simple, beautiful and scary in the same time if you understand the circumstances. Same with reality. There is no God. No Devil. No Angels. No Heaven. No Hell. These are just ideas created by human to control the masses of other humans.
@@Lotuscometxthere was a "this day in history" section of the newspaper in the small town I used to live in, and one day I saw a murder from the 1800s that was some guy getting shot by another guy for killing his dog.
I actually love the thought of John wick dying going to heaven and then requesting to go to hell so he can re-kill everyone responsible for daisy's death
Sent this one far and wide and called it "Dispensation.". A classic!
JauncyDev - please make a full version of this
The one redeeming thing about him is his love for his wife and the puppy she gave him as a gift. Taking revenge for the murder of his dog… entry granted.
People of hell almost went through an era of absolute suffering by John wick
My lds self reading this like: 👁👄👁
@@kernbarrios650👁👄👁
I love how his mere presence summons that song.
😂😂😂
If Doom Guy has metal rock everywhere he goes, then John Wick has dubstep
The song is on autosummons for Mr. Wick. 😉
It’s just like Andrew Tate 😂.
@@Wayz-Mahin Piss off. He doesn't get a theme song. And he deserves to be in prison.
"And that's how I become Constantine."
Said Wick calmly.
pretty sure you can run all Keanu's movies together into a single time line ... just like Ryan Reynolds.
😂😂😂
welll if he was sent to hell
Alright that checks out carry on
lol still end up in hell
“You’re going to Hell.”
Devil: “Don’t you dare send that guy down here. We’re afraid of him.”
Devil: "Hellhounds are a thing. I've got a puppy with his name on it. Plus I'm willing to lie and tell him that all dogs don't go to heaven."
Devil : that man is the reason why hell is full
*the entire ring of hell of people he killed* NO,NO, PLEASE NOT DOUBLE DEAD!!!
Devil: if you send that man here we will have to make the abyss for those that died in hell
Considering in JW Peter Stormare plays a scared mobster, and he was the Devil in Constantine... :)
I love that you don't even need the context of "the dog was the last gift from his wife who died of cancer" just the fact they messed with a man's dog is enough
Exactly
Doesn't need to be anyones dog even
Yeah: that prelude was a little extra and I never watched it 😂😂
@OffTheWagonsYes. Literally all 4 movies happened because some idiot hurt and took out John Wicks dog.
@@jibanyanawesome8577 Eh, there's a little more, but yeah, that's the luck that gets the ball rolling
Angel .- “Jesus Christ!!”
Jesus .- “What? 😃”
Killed me 🤣
We are gathered here today to honor the life of ferorozco7547, we pray for the family and hope them all the best. Rest in peace 🌹
Apparently Jesus knows John for some reason.
@@julianrodriguez-cs7onYou Made This 10x better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus : *(Dramatically) "Baba Yaga."*
@scootyang2311 of course he knows John Wick. That man has almost killed more people then the plagues.
That first "yeah" was such a good Keanu impersonation!
Completely agree
666 likes 😧
1200 likes now oof... They ruined it...@@CasualRandomUser
My thoughts exactly
Sounds a lot more with Jhonny Silverhand...
I'm a dog owner and I approve this message. I had to put my dog Princess down a few years ago and I still miss her. I know she's in heaven waiting for me,when I get there she's going to give me lots of doggy kisses.
I’m so sorry you lost your best friend
don`t stress bro, we are on this earth to suffer as a tests, you will get a new god and love him/her/it just as much and in the end you will be reunited with all your loved ones! stay strong!
Actually funnily enough if u go by the actual religion ull never see ur dog in heaven as only human souls go there lol all yall Christians are morons
Exactly how I'd imagine John Wick's interactions with God 🤣
JW: At the pencil sharpener "So I was wondering, cancer is your doing right?"
God: 😰
"I'll kill all of them."
"Not my problem."
@MrDJBros07 If I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna be real mad at you, son. 😒
Same here 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah god would be sending to hell so he can toture his victims more
If all dogs go to heaven, I believe John Wick is there, petting them for all eternity.
They do according to people with NDEs who come back. Including the atheists! Always interesting to hear those
John is head of security and exercise while Steve Irwin is in charge of meals and belly rubs.
And his wife would help out too
With his fuckn wife too hella yeahs
Agreed
Can we just appreciate the John Wick facial expressions? So on point.
Reminds me Jim Carrey trying to impersonate Clint Eastwood in Bruce Almighty.
@@R4GNAR0Gthats so true haha i was just about to say that
@R4GNAR0G 44. Magnum... most powerful handgun in the world..
@@R4GNAR0Gexactly what I thought of!
I’m now imagining every Jw movie with Nicolas cage
SO MUCH TALENT!! This guy needs to be on the big screen. Someone please sign him!!!
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@@capdoesthings2075all these flavours and you chose to be salty
@ i simply disagree with their opinion
@@capdoesthings2075 whos ''their''
You don't like it, you don't need to be like a stab on the heart, be nicer, please !🙏
Now I imagine John Wick reuniting with his wife, and the puppy, Daisy.
And his other dog that he saved from the shelter.
That has me tearing up in joy.
I'd watch that on repeat and feel all the emotions.
Hopefully he’ll have to wait for the pit to get there.
Best ending
When he said “baba yaga” with pure fear and John’s reaction was just “yeah got a problem with that” was perfect 😂❤
😂😂 I didnt get though why Jesus got scared 🤭
@@Vkj007because John wick isn’t the boogeyman he’s who you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.who is most likely some unkillable devil but John only killed bad people so idk why Jesus was worried it’s not like he’s on wicks list
@@JakeyT1391most likley knows him by reputation.
-scp-352-
😂😂😂
"Oh, Mr. Wick. we've been expecting you. Yes, your wife and dog have been waiting for you.
Don't forget Charon as well
@@kerrynaruto1 minute
@@kerrynarutowho do you think is greeting him
@@johnb3587 The creator of dogs (as well as literally everything else) - God himself
Yes the manager is always in in Heaven continental
Welcome back Mr wick. Your mission is to assassinate the devil without being spotted. Good luck soldier😂😂😂
It actually is impossible to never be spotted.
Soon as you put on a new suit, it either gets coffee or rain or a cat snots on your leg... just impossible to have a completely clean outfit.
Lucifer, Satan, or the devil is doing exactly what god wants him to do. Heaven isn't the US and hell isn't trying to get opec off of the USD. Whose worse, the guy doing the job people hate or the guy that made the position to begin with? Pretty sure Wick solves problems at the source.
Jauncey as John Wick is not something I saw coming but it happened and I was not disappointed. That “yeeaahh”. Nailed it! ❤
He rocked it💀
He certainly did!! 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
❤❤❤
It was so perfect. The moment I saw the John wick in these guys vids I knew this was going to be an instant classic
@@Celestial_Reach Love it when God goes “Jesus Christ!” & he pops in like cool JC
I love how we all universally agreed that John Wick had the best reason ever to absolutely kick some ass
Your daughter getting kidnapped < someone killing your dog
Doom guy actually... He killing demons cause they killed his pet rabbit
@@Valkyrie_Hietelthat part of the lore is only after he gets back to earth
Even though he’s actually a villain. I mean, he does kill a lot of people.
i thought the whole reason Doom Guy was a bad ass was because in the original guide book, it says his commander ordered him to gun down a load of women and children. Doom Guy refused and punched his C/O which is why he gets sent to the UAC base, and then Hell opens up possessing and killing all his former comrades.
I just love how Jesus recognizes him immediately
His first customer?
*"BABA YAGA"*
John was doing some wetwork for his father, which got them to their today position. I cannot speak openly about it, but where do you think all Greek gods went?
With fear
He was made in his image
This goes both ways
hadn't seen this clip in a long while, long enough I'd actually forgotten it. Glad it popped back up in my feed.
Just as great as the guy first time I saw it.
Absolutely fabulous John Wick/Keanu Reeves impression.
10/10 the way he says “yeah” and the fact that even Jesus knows him as the Baba Yaga is just wonderful and hilarious
"he's the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman
Your likes are 999 lemme just fox dat 🧑🔧
Too many people called Jesus when they meet John Wick😂
John wasn't Baba Yaga, he was the one you sent to kill Baba Yaga.
The Baba Yaga name always felt weird to me since Baba Yaga is not quite the boogie man but in lore is a witch that lives in a house on chicken legs and kidnaps children. Calling John Wick Baba Yaga always felt strange.
"Appoint this man into an archangel, he'll continue what he hasn't finished."
Edit: Imma be real with you, never expected to reach 15k-
3)And the Lord said, "My judgment against the guilty is great.
4) I shall send My Archangel to complete My judgment against thee."
5) and the Archangel Wick was sent against the World to do the Lord's work.
Testament of St. John Wick 7:3-5
@@Gilhelmi There are ways to be funny without being blasphemous
@@tonybalongnaThere are also ways to take a joke and not take fairy tales so seriously you can't make fun of them.
@@tonybalongna oh shut up (yt didn't like my last message)
John Wick: Then call me John Constantine, btw... any of you have gum?
John Wick doing the job that we’d all like to do whenever someone hurts a dog
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@MrDJBros07 ok ty for the warning
Sounds like you're too scared to actually do it
@MrDJBros07 so delete it then?
@MrDJBros07what the hell
Totally one of my top 10 favorite UA-cam clips!!
Freaking love this guy.
This is hands down one of your absolute best!! That look he gives when Jesus says 'Baba Yaga'....perfect!
What does baba Yaga has to do with that, I'm wondering...
@@ldmtagthats a John wick street name,the Man you sent after the boogy man
I'm more concerned with both how does Jesus know John wick...and more importantly, was does he both look and sound scared...
@@DashingToJapanjesus takes the good people first
@@ldmtag John Wicks "profile" name...
Imagine being killed by John Wick, going to hell, only to have John Wick to come by later and beat your butt there too?
literally what majin buu in dragon ball z did. he teleported to heaven to kill the people he killed once again. he is a menace.
So basically the Doom storyline
@@bpopson1well I'm pretty sure wick was inspired by doom, because look at the similarities, doomguys hatred for demons came from his pet rabbit being killed and family, wick was pissed off because his dog was killed, you could say the car has something to do with it also but it was more about the dog, especially being an after death present from his wife
Then you get to go to Super Hell!
@BrainMeltGaming John went on that rampage not because of the dog, or to get his car back, but because inside of his car that was stolen was the last note his wife ever wrote to him. Her last words were literally stolen from him and he was angry about it and went to get them back. You can replace the car and the dog, but never someone's last words. And he did replace the car and dog lmao
*silence* “are you dead?” “yeah...” got me dying💀
"got me dying💀"
So... Welcome to heaven!
@@beezim_1 💀 moment
Why did they ask him!? Isn't he supposed to ask them!?
Keanu Reeves seems down to earth enough that I feel like he would reprise his role as John Wick just for this skit.
We got a special place in heaven just for you Mr. Wick
John: Thank you :)
Meestir vick
I read that with Charon accent. 😂😂😂
More like "We've prepared a nice room, fully fitted with the finest luxuries Mr.Wick"
God be like "im a big fan mr wick"
He said the "Yeahh" so perfectly 🤣🤣
SO perfectly! And the little eyebrow kick. 🤣
maybe I haven't seen enough John Wick but I actually thought Snake from Metal Gear Solid. XD
Agreed.
@@ThisCanBePronounced
Solid Snake is basically just, futuristic video game version of John Wick as a soldier. And their voices are pretty much the same. Solid Snakes voice is just more, gruff.
FR
John wick is probably the most heaven worthy man I’ve ever seen
SO IS KEANU REEVES!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤😊
Keanu Reeves yes John Wick no. He’s going straight down
@@prestongarvey57John Wick definitely deserves to get into heaven.
@@shaneimler641 Are you sure the devil can handle Wick?
@@shaneimler641he was in that business before they hurt his dog too
Amazing acting🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Especially that "Yeah" was phenomenal
Now we need a reunion with John Wick and his dog.
Omg I would cry so many happy tears.
Oh and his wife, too, right?
And then his dog gets killed again
And wife .....but dog first
I was just thinking that this scene was missing that
Needs more likes
"They killed his dog"
"... Okay, people better die for that"
"Oh don't you worry, sir, they will! That's the whole plot of the movie!"
Wow wow wow wow... Wow
I agree with god
YEAH
God: You're doing my Work.
Not just a dog. A PUPPY! And the little shit again was BRAGGING about it.
Right?!?! 😠
@@frankkiejo5560 man the mounting fear and dread in everyone that dickhead talked to was delicious. “Oh you stole his car? Bruh…you killed his dog?! Nah gtfo I’m not trying to die with you!” His dad even offering him up damn near.
The puppy was also concerned about him when he was dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
that's a good time to watch Ramsay Bolton turning him into Reek
Which was a gift from his dead wife
This never gets old no matter how many times it pops up in my feed.
You have to respect John Wick for going after people for hurting his dog.
You should check out "Revenge for Jolly". It's like a low budget John Wick that came out a few years before the franchise was launched.
Yeah ,tbh I won't regret even if millions people have to die to keep my dog alive
He killed a lot of people way before the dog got involved
They did not hurt his dog they curb stomped it. 😢 Then his pitty I am not sure last I checked someone hurt it but didnt live very long after. But havent seen the newest few so not 100% sure if that one makes it.
@@ethanhuntBravoEcho11same, billions even
John Wick films are the sequels to Constantine that we never got.
Apparently they're gonna make one, I hope so. I hate that it look this damn long.
“Prequels,” not “sequels.”
C2 is dupposedly in pre-production
Constantine is what happened after this video.
I thought the same watching jw4......
I expected them to be like "Yeah, send him back. He's got a job to finish."
He ain’t ever finsihed
You spelt finished wrong@@TLLegend-mt7bp
because Satan is scared of him!
I thought the same damn thing
@@Babbling_Wizard true, but Satan is supposed to serve a purpose.
Feels like if anything, should God need to send John back down to Earth, might make him some kind of Angel of Vengeance.
This absolutely my favorite of all your videos!!
That "yeah!" Along with the background music. Perfection.
Yep perfect 😂😂 couldn't agree more 😂
The "yeah" was so on point.
What is that song
Thank you for your love and support how long have u been a fan?
@Keanucharlesreeves-iz9uc 2 years
And from henceforth you shall be called " John, john Constantine"
Cannon!!!!! That shits Cannon!!!!!
And after he dies again he probably comes back as the Doom Guy.
@@TheLittleThingsMatterNow God: I will send only you!! Rip and tear until it is done!!!
Thy be calleth , Jhon Constantine Candle Wick ,
i love that movie too!
wait. so they are connected 😱 i can even imagine john wick flipped his finger when his soul flew to the heaven
The poor puppy dragged itself to die by John's side. John had every reason for vengeance!
Haven't watched any John Wick movie yet, but this piece of info will make me keep it that way 😢
@@lennardschneider6847 Lol don't worry. That part wasn't shown
@@lennardschneider6847the first 15 minutes or so are killer, but the rest gives you the warm and fuzzies because you know why he’s doing it and you totally support his cause.
@@winry2357 You're also just rooting for him the whole time because you know they deserve it
@@Godzilladino yup. But the beginning illustrates exactly why they deserve it and it makes you more emotionally invested as a viewer. Is it fun to watch a guy go beat up bad guys? Yes. Is it more so when you see the bad guys being bad before the beating begins? Also yes. That’s the power of good storytelling, you can get emotionally invested in it when it’s done right.
The John wick impression is still awesome
Doing things to protect and avenge dogs is instant salvation. I approve of this message!
True
well all dogs go to heaven and john wick has that dog in him
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John Wick's "Yeahhhhh" always gets me😭😂😂
"Guess I fucking am, aren't I?" XD
"Yeahhh"
Lucifer: "...why do I feel like I just dodged a bullet?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i read that in the voice of Tom Ellis lol
@@taahasiddiqui1071 Oh god so did I.
They didn't dodge a bullet.
They dodged... pencils.
@@driftwolf I understood that reference
“Jesus Christ”
“What… BABA YAGA??!!”
John Wick so renowned heaven knows his name…
"Jesus Christ "
"What?"
THIS IS MY KIND OF HUMOR
Same here, he appears the moment you just mention him. He thought he was called 🤣🤣🤣
Right spot on😂😂😂
Specially when he calls him "Babayaga." 😂😂😂
Get the Escalade, we're getting out of here!
The elders in my family would always say "say his name again and he'll come down to earth" and I'd keep saying it lmao
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One of your funniest in my opinion as a lover of the John Wick franchise. When Jesus said Baba Yaga, I died..lol
I haven't watched John wick does he really kill people to avenge his dog xD?
For a moment I thought that John was coming for Jesus for some reason
@@martyphillips1470Oh Yes 😊. It's a fantastic franchise. Excellent action and martial arts scenes. The acting is very good. I normally dislike violent shows but there is something so therapeutic about the John Wick series. Keanu is fantastic in these movies. There are several fantastic dogs in the movies.
@@debbiefox6846 haha I usually avoided it because action movies kinda bore me but that does sound more appealing xDDD I'll end up watching them eventually I'm sure xD
@@martyphillips1470 The dog, Daisy, was the last gift his wife gave him before she died so when Daisy got killed, it was the end of his last connection with his wife. So while yes he did it because they killed his dog, it's also super reductive to say it that way.
Takes “murder is justifiable” on another level 💀
Because it wasn't justifiable it was an obligation
@Invictus3791 very articulate and well thought out statement . I couldn't agree with you more...
Murder is unjust killing. Justified killing isn't murder.
It is, biblically. Murder is forbidden, killing is not, e.g. in death penality, self defense, accident etc.
Was though
The John Wick impression was so good 😂😂
John Wick gets to hell, Demons look suprised, John looks determined and angry,.... Doom music kicks in
They all gangsta till Doomguy shows up💀
@@PyroPsycho1 then they become a team and kills all the demons.
Naw Isaac Clark, doom guy and John wick.💀💀
@@WilliamPearce-z1band Samus those four could wipe out any creature from existence if they teamed up
You forget halo if we talking powerful characters don't forget Kratos and the last of us or resident evil characters
There, he met his wife again and they were happy for ever and ever. John opened a home for stray dogs im heaven until their owners come for them. He and Helen took great care of all in heaven
I would watch that movie! I wish we lived in a world where Hollywood would make it.
😭😭😭
and then he went to Hell to save all the Hell Hounds who then became Heaven Huskies :P
@@doctorhypnodeeptrance5981I would even pay to see this movie.
New favorite headcanon!
One man did the crime but John Wick literally punished the whole underworld.
To be fair, he let some people just leave like the doorman and even viggo. He only went after the ones protecting viggos son because it was his son he wanted to kill everyone else was just in the way
@@joshuarobinson6011don't go that route of logic because he could actually skip all of them, he could go directly but chose the long roundabout for reasons the movie portrayed it as breadcrumbs. And we won't have a movie if they just hired someone to boost the car, either they only steal the car, or someone from the connections warned its Wick's car.
only because they were protecting him.
He was called john constantine back then it was before he changed his last name to wick
The dogs will be entirely too excited, they won't be able to hold their pee or yelps of sheer and utter joy!
I love when Jesus sees John and immediately recognized him as baba yaga. It's the same reaction when I show up to family reunions
what? you see your dad and call him the mama baga
@@UndergroundLookingUp wtf-
Now I’m imagining you seeing John Wick at family reunions
Whsgsh
"A lot of people have been praying to me because of you"
All dogs go to heaven and John will protect them.
tbh this is my most fav comment lmao
@wendy_darling334 Thank you I wonder if John will see his dog and wife again!
There legit a movie called All Dogs go to heaven such a sad movie
What about chiuauahs
Underrated comment
That "yeah" was so perfectly John wick
The dogs: "Yeah yeah, we see you Jesus, but _John_ is here" _The Apostle?_ "No, John Wick"
Why is John Wick so relatable😭
It's a stupid fucking dog
Yes
Yes
Have you killed thousands?
Yeah
And then his wife shows up to welcome him with the dog in her arms and, after so many years, John Wick finally knows true peace.
284 Likes with no comments? Lemme fix that lad
Dam, this one make me 😭
Best fanfic fixing cannon ever.
😢😢😢😭😭😭
now that more liked!
"Babayaga" had me rolling 🤣
His face was like oh shit what's he doing here lol
Except Baba Yaga is an old Russian 🧙 😂😂😂😊
Rip daisy
And he mispronounced it
Jesus coming in had me rolling 😂
The "yeah" was so on point fr
Letting John Wick into Heaven is doing Hell an act of mercy lmao
So true😂
He would've made Satan his bitch😂
Meanwhile, the Slayer is asking when his new best freind is coming to hell
I myself say you are right let it be known that Hell can't handle John Wick
@@Zanc-nu8lfIsabelle visits Hell whenever she needs a vacation
Can we just appreciate how accurate the "YEAH" was😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment! He was spot on!😂😂😂
😂😂
I rewatched it twice just for that😂😂
I thought he'd say "YEAH... I'm thinking I'm dead"
Which yeay?
This is it. This officially my favorite sketch of his. I want more of him as John wick lmao
yea! NAILED IT
“Welcome to Heaven” is so good 😂😂😂
"jEsUs cHrIsT"
"Wut"
*Looks at him*
"BABA YAGA!"
cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣🤣
Like he has a past with John wick
Who doesn't have a history with John?
To be fair, how many times has he been on the verge of death and some how survive? Jesus is on speed dial with him
That nickname is so funny to Slavs because Baba Yaga means "Old hag witch"
His nickname is practically "Old hag"
Oh man made me lose it ;DD
" And we can name it Clifford". " I'm not making a big red dog". 😂😂 😂
I was looking for this comment!😭
John wick shows up after "I'm not making a giant red dog" 😂
God gets denied
I don't "get" this reference?
@@lesliehunter1823 clifford is a character from a book series where a kid owned a big red dog called clifford
Are you dead?
John : Nah man just here to see my wife and dog
God to John Wick- “You’re going to Hell”
Hell- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IT’S BABA YAGA THE END HAS COME!!!😱
God to John Wick- “Welcome to Heaven!”
Hell- breathing a sigh of relief “Thank you God!”😭🙏🏼
He totally gets a pass for avenging the dog! I love the Jesus pop in.
Why did Jesus know who he was on sight when neither God nor the Angel did XD
Eh Jesus gets around I guess it's kinda boring up there so every once an while bro comes down to earth to find something interesting to spend some time in a disguise of course so no one would recognize him 🙂
@@AlexAguilar-ol3qo Add the fact that "Jesus Christ" is often mentioned in almost the same frequencey as FU, he'd likely be summoned whether he likes it or not lol, so yeah, he gets around XD
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 Jesus is basically the messenger between God and humans, "in Jesus Christ we say amen" so basically sending a voice message to Jesus to tell God what we're saying. So he's probably seen EVERYTHING that John Wick and his enemies were doing, but God is oblivious because he's..... Doing whatever he does lol
My fav pop-in was when God called Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ called Sweet Moses... And Sweet Moses Called Mother Mary... And she was like: "That´s a big ass dog!"
A trilogy of john wick fighting off the armies of hell would be sick.
God: I will send only you!!! Rip and tear until it is done!!!!
It's called Constatine
JOHN DOOM
Don't give me hope 🙏
Doom wick
"I'm not making a giant red dog." PBS Kids would like to have a word with you
😂
My little cosin just walking in with a briefcase full of Clifford books😂
yes. we would
Just once, I want to see John Wick dressed as an actual Baba Yaga
Jesus saying Baba Yaga got me rolling LMFAO!!!
what does that mean or translate to?
@@bjstone591 "Baba Yaga" is a slavic/russian folklore character which have appearance of an old lady that lives in the izba (wooden house) on chicken legs.
She's known for cooking babies in the oven and eating them (the one that was used in the izbushkas)
It's as far as I know her, since cartoons represent her in that way.
@@bjstone591 Also, "Yaga" is her name
"Baba" is a way to say "woman/woman at her old ages/grandmother ("grandmother" is usually called "Babushka/Babulya/Ba(usually said by kids which are grandsons/granddaughters)")
@@bjstone591 On top of what @goodgamings69 said, in-movie John Wick's nickname when he worked for the Russian Mob was "Baba Yaga"; when the mobster's son goes "Ah, the boogyman", his father replies. "No. John was the one you sent to KILL the fucking boogyman". The joke here implies that Jesus Christ not only knows John, but knows him by his Russian Mob identity. And fears it, for some reason.
@@bjstone591it’s something of a Boogeyman, but in Slav culture it’s an old witchy woman 😊
John is a man of focus, commitment, of sheer will...
...I once saw John kill three men in a bar with a pencil...
That's pencil advertisement right here!
"Our pencils are harder than nails - John Wick approves!"
A fucking pencil
@@sysbofhWhat are you gonna do with a pencil that's harder than nails? 😂
@@kavinnath1504 Well, John Wicks approves... it says all, doesn't it?
why were those men in a bar with a pencil, and why did the bar even have a pencil? Those thing can poke your eye out!
And that's how the archangel of protection for dogs came to be, kids. Now treat your puppies nice... or else!
There’s actually a patron saint for dogs, Saint Roch!
@@hothotheat3000 I dunno, according to the origin story, seems to me that the dog was the patron saint for St. Roch... jes' sayin'. 😉
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Yeah!😏🤣🤣
ok but his john wick impression is pretty fucking good....
Ok but he looks so fine playing John Wick
Agreed
Damn fine.
I was looking for this comment
Always
FRRRRR
John Wick and Clifford in the same video? Yet strangely it works.
9 likes and no reply let me fix that
ill help u@@Uranus211
Daisy & Clifford both represent a youthful innocence. Idc if I just read way too much into your comment, it was a baby that fucker killed. 😭
This is officially my favorite ‘Heaven’ sketch that you’ve done! LMAO
911 likes💀
Excellent Keanu impression!
I think that´s a universal thing. In most areas of the world " He killed my Dog" is a valid excuse for lethal self defence.
Apparently the ATF never heard of that one...
@@MrGrimsmith I would defend myself with the fact that when he killed my dog he might not stop there. 🪓😱
@@MrGrimsmithoof. I know what event you’re referring to.
In Minecraft of course
i remember the kid who ruined some guys election because the guy fed the kid's dog glass shards
Why on earth is no one talking about His "YEAH!". The tone was so accurate
I was thinking the same thing
OMG 😰😰😰
because they are not on earth
Bro your delivery of John wick 😂😂 perfect Keanu Reeves impression!!
He should have said wick…. John wick
@@jed1austinchannel772He did
Instead of saying "Jesus Christ" when he realised it was THE John Wick, he should have used that famous line from the first movie - "Oh...."
The baba yaga had me with music and everything 😂
It got me good. Especially as it's one of my favorite parts of the movie!
Same!!😂
I burst out laughing
@rileygarraway it's a terrifying Russian version of the boogeyman
How is the music even called? Yes I am uncultured. Yes I need immediate help. No I am not joking. Yes I have to know the name of this soundtrack.
@@ltlukas4238Le Castle Vania is the song title.
oh my god. this is the most perfect skit you've ever done
Legit, this is peak content.
All dogs go to heaven....love the choice of background music....it was sooo John Wick
Considering its excerpts from "John Wick Mode" by Le Castle Vania's JW2 soundtrack...
Heaven is not real. It's just a concept created by human. No one is going to Heaven or Hell. Death is just eternal sleep. That's it. 😅
@@professionalhater3348Why would you tell us this? There are kids that love Jesus and learning about him.
@@HelluvaMari0Fan Because that's the reality and just because i had the occasion to express my opinion about that.
Those children would do better if they learned about reality and not immortal fairy tales like Jesus and other religious things.
But I understand. Adults indoctrinate children with religion to have absolute control over them. That's the meaning of religion. Living by depending on lies about supranatural powers and divine gifts based on your behaviour accepted by specific religion. Nothing else.
Life is an accident. It's simple, beautiful and scary in the same time if you understand the circumstances. Same with reality.
There is no God. No Devil. No Angels. No Heaven. No Hell. These are just ideas created by human to control the masses of other humans.
@@professionalhater3348 Ok Buzzkillington
I love your sense of humor 😜
John wick is how 99% of dog owners are about their dog.
thats definitely over. its more like 85%
Luckily people don't have the Gun Fu skills
Yea however it's illegal 😭
@@Lotuscometxthere was a "this day in history" section of the newspaper in the small town I used to live in, and one day I saw a murder from the 1800s that was some guy getting shot by another guy for killing his dog.
99% of people who get their dog killed go on to kill thousands of people😂 were fucked
“I’ll kill all of them”
“… This was a good choice”😂😂
"Of course you will, Jonathan."
that's how frigging Doom started
Like #1,000, you're welcome :)
"WELCOME TO HEAVEN" that got me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
*waffle* 🙋
pretzell 🙋
Dounut? 🙋
Golden apple........
Angels don't like Dog killers more than people who other people for murdering their dogs. Who knew?
The sheer horror when angel said "Jesus Christ" is sending me
John got sent back down to earth as John Constantine
Oh snap, good one
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Write that down write that down!!!!
I'm still AND ALWAYS WILL BE miffed that they didn't get Spike, from Buffy TV show, to be John Constantine in that movie
Still love thatol movie tho
Satan: we call him Samael
Demon: Lucifer?
Satan: well John wasn't exactly Lucifer... he was the one you sent to kill Lucifer
John would be an independent contractor for the R.I.P.D.
Love that film
Never thought on that 🤯😍❤️🫶🏼
Good bring up haha
Rest in peace department?
@@RiseStreamer
Yep. The escaped souls are basically boogymen, so why not send out *THE* Boogyman?
The snip of sound playing of John Wick appearing is hilarious. Also, a movie of John Wick going to hell and killing all, would be marvelous.
They made a game about it, I think it was called "Doom" or some such.
He's just the doomguy now
Sorry, it's called Constantine. Keanu wears the same suit!
@odraregaviles9759 doomguy has a different background his ancestors are commander keen(Billy blaze) and bj blazkorwics
@@morganseppy5180The comment I was looking for!
I actually love the thought of John wick dying going to heaven and then requesting to go to hell so he can re-kill everyone responsible for daisy's death