Kingsman: The Golden Circle Movie Review

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  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 6 років тому +3666

    if i had a mystery diner for every time i saw a Pulp Fiction poster in someone's room i'd be Charles Stiles

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight 6 років тому +97

      Marc Alcatraz God damn it, these Charles stiles jokes always get me.

    • @HaneeFannee
      @HaneeFannee 6 років тому +119

      It's a standard in the "UA-cam Film Student/Critic" backdrop, tbf.

    • @AnimosityIncarnate
      @AnimosityIncarnate 6 років тому +7

      H K but like friends and family have it and that's a lot of likes so I guess everyone just loves pulp fiction

    • @Frankenbutt99
      @Frankenbutt99 6 років тому +51

      *_R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E_*

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 років тому +11

      Marc Alcatraz It's a great poster. I have it myself.

  • @Apollo_Fontaine
    @Apollo_Fontaine 6 років тому +2023

    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough through 20 guys"
    -Ralph 2017

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade 6 років тому +84

      Is that the plot of 'a single man'?

    • @Apollo_Fontaine
      @Apollo_Fontaine 6 років тому +11

      Lmao yeah pretty close

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 6 років тому +21

      Firth’s Girth

    • @ANoteToSelf
      @ANoteToSelf 6 років тому +1

      Is plough English or something? As an American, I would've said plow. Lol

  • @dtinagliastudios
    @dtinagliastudios 6 років тому +1435

    “British Gangsta”

    • @yaboyMAP
      @yaboyMAP 6 років тому +58

      *Roadman

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 6 років тому +17

      The Footy channel the ting goes skkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra

    • @its_A2BS
      @its_A2BS 6 років тому +40

      chav isnt rlly part of the american lexicon i guess lol

    • @mattuiop
      @mattuiop 6 років тому +7

      Basically chavs

    • @arthurhomewood9396
      @arthurhomewood9396 6 років тому +8

      They're called chavs over here

  • @creepdotoh
    @creepdotoh 6 років тому +526

    To me this movie sounds like Kick Ass 2, where the satyrical edge of the first one is lost, and just becomes a dumber version of what it was satirizing in the first place.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 5 років тому +30

      Holy shit, I actually just commented that just now. Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

    • @hardleftturn7274
      @hardleftturn7274 5 років тому +30

      I bet that happens a lot. It’s difficult to make good sequels of satirical movies and it’s not even a new problem, the Austin powers movies are a perfect parallel to kingsmen, all they had to do was something like that, the 2nd and 3rd movies weren’t great, but they were watchable.

  • @user-ww8gj1mt9o
    @user-ww8gj1mt9o 6 років тому +666

    Shit man, this movie needs more Charles Styles, Mystery Diners

  • @succubastard1019
    @succubastard1019 6 років тому +1008

    This movie was good , but not pefect because, goddamn, it just needed a *zombie polar bear.*

    • @olofman300
      @olofman300 6 років тому +18

      DMB Exactly!

    • @didimean
      @didimean 6 років тому +34

      They have wanted a damn zombie polar bear since the firSt movie - they should have the budget for one by Kingsman 3 though!
      Only thing is it will only be ~45 minutes ... Cause its more important then cohesive story telling :)

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 6 років тому +3

      TrippyWolfGaming I see, you are a man of culture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @peytonwoody3445
      @peytonwoody3445 6 років тому +54

      They should of had:
      3 cameras in the kitchen
      5 cameras in the bar
      2 cameras in the dining hall
      4 cameras in the bathroom
      1 camera in the office
      4 cameras in the freezer
      3 cameras in the kitchen

    • @thomasjohnson1885
      @thomasjohnson1885 6 років тому +22

      DMB It needed the bad pussy

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 6 років тому +452

    Kingsman: The Golden Shower.
    ...cause it decides to piss all over the first film.

    • @dandydasyt4766
      @dandydasyt4766 5 років тому +4

      @@donaldjgumpofficial5754 New to the internet, ain't ya? Look it up on Urban dictionary. Heck, just look up the term.

    • @donaldjgumpofficial5754
      @donaldjgumpofficial5754 5 років тому

      @@dandydasyt4766 Thanks. I've never heard that term before.

    • @patrickpreston3904
      @patrickpreston3904 5 років тому +2

      Finn Underwood Good one☝️

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 6 років тому +934

    Actually Ralph, Kingsman: The Golden Compass is a very intellectual movie for intellectuals such as myself. For instance, when the robot dogs are attacking Colin Firth and Elton John joins in because the dogs can't attack him, it symbolizes the fact that we blind ourselves from those more famous than us committing violence. Also, when Eggman puts the thing in the girl's thingy, he calls Princess Peach because he cares about their relationship, unlike you apparently. Also it's a message that if you do the weed, Julianne Moore will kill you and President Not Trump will be ok with it because you did the weed. Very important message for today's society. I give King's Quest 3: The Goblet of Fire 5 Mystery Diners out of 5.

  • @chloek1182
    @chloek1182 6 років тому +147

    "This girl is the boyfriend" 9:40

    • @ENEN-tz6eg
      @ENEN-tz6eg 4 роки тому

      Try saying that as a joke in 2019

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 3 роки тому

      Try saying that as a joke in 2021

    • @Dubstone
      @Dubstone 2 роки тому

      Try saying that as a joke in 2022

  • @dylanfoster7037
    @dylanfoster7037 6 років тому +161

    nah, that spy movie from Adam Sandler was so bad it's good. there's this scene where they beat a fish to death and it goes on for like a minute and it's a spritual experience. that's all I can say.

    • @bhq3860
      @bhq3860 6 років тому +7

      What's the full name of the movie? Sounds like a masterpiece

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 6 років тому +15

      G M C "You don't mess with the Zohan" I think

    • @charleynewman5057
      @charleynewman5057 6 років тому +3

      YDMWTZ came out in theatres back in 2008. It's a great movie.

    • @eratinuwu1952
      @eratinuwu1952 6 років тому +1

      Dylan Foster That sounds kind of amazing.

    • @Daniel6254
      @Daniel6254 6 років тому +11

      Its actually the only Adam Sandler movie i found funny because it was so bizarre

  • @Swaggerpede
    @Swaggerpede 6 років тому +396

    Kingsman taught me that sometimes good people die. When Colin firth's character died I had every expectation for i'm to come back. and he didn't. That was the cold reality that faced me and i learned to deal with the consequences. The fact that they couldn't deal with Colin firth dying in the first one to the point where they had to bring him back is just so disappointing. I've never seen this new film, and I'm just going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 6 років тому +32

      And another guy gets shot in the head and survives. Nothing has consequences anymore if we can just make characters not be dead.

    • @nathankincaid9814
      @nathankincaid9814 6 років тому +16

      Too bad merin, another beloved character, gets blown to shit in the second one.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 5 років тому +25

      Yeah, same here. It's so childish, but boy oh boy do I *NOT* want to ruin my opinion on the first film. It kind of reminds me of what happened to Kickass (coincidentally directed by this films director too). The first was really good, in my opinion, but the second sucked so much cock it almost contaminated the first.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, I absolutely hated that they did that. And to make it EVEN WORSE they went and killed off Roxy!!

    • @joshanmeisce611
      @joshanmeisce611 5 років тому

      Nathan Kincaid yeah but they were gunna keep him alive with only losing his legs but audiences didn’t like that

  • @ThiccInk
    @ThiccInk 6 років тому +1056

    The worst scene is at the end where some random dude points at the crack he was smoking and yells "I am never touching that again." You don't just stop doing crack. It's called an addiction, you can't just stop.

    • @JohnDoe-iw1mz
      @JohnDoe-iw1mz 6 років тому +91

      maybe he's only saying that at the heat of the moment?????

    • @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138
      @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138 6 років тому +11

      Whoa, how would you know?

    • @jeremiahbaugh8195
      @jeremiahbaugh8195 6 років тому +47

      I thought it was weed and they just didn't know how to use a pipe properly? Cause there was the huge bag of weed earlier in the living room

    • @angespice
      @angespice 6 років тому +3

      Ben Schaal that's probably a joke

    • @Dawnbreaker884
      @Dawnbreaker884 6 років тому +24

      Yea, you can just stop lol. How do you think people kick addiction? Think.

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 6 років тому +844

    What is it with Mark Millar graphic novels getting an adaptation done by the same director who make the film massively successful and fucking up the franchise with the sequal. Seriously that's too specific to be a coincidence .

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 6 років тому +90

      Barney TheDinosaur Matthew Vaughn didn't direct Kick-ass 2 or write it.

    • @barneythedinosaur4877
      @barneythedinosaur4877 6 років тому +165

      shit well I'm retarded

    • @mynameiscordelia
      @mynameiscordelia 6 років тому +4

      Connor McCartney He still produced it?

    • @thevagabond1314
      @thevagabond1314 6 років тому +31

      Producing has nothing to do with the story anyway

    • @naturalmusic7745
      @naturalmusic7745 6 років тому

      Barney TheDinosaur - Barney, you used all your money on meth, cocaine, and cigarettes.

  • @arllyfat_cat9678
    @arllyfat_cat9678 6 років тому +1083

    Also Ralph cool background.

    • @komradekontroll
      @komradekontroll 6 років тому +10

      C00l green screen lmeo

    • @Shoeofsweat
      @Shoeofsweat 6 років тому +3

      OmarTheAnimator dude that is so funny

    • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
      @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness 6 років тому

      I feel like Ralph is describing the first Kingsman.

    • @starhustler1453
      @starhustler1453 6 років тому +4

      HulkPlazGamz looks like a cool hipster burger joint

    • @macar3543
      @macar3543 6 років тому

      Ryan Hand Well that was completely unnecessary.

  • @ldon1235
    @ldon1235 6 років тому +132

    + Roxy
    -Harry
    I hate how they killed roxy

    • @edwells8963
      @edwells8963 5 років тому +27

      Knowing Kingsman, she's not really dead, and they have a magic gel for disintegration too.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 6 років тому +47

    I actually found the president character to more be a parody of Reagan's war on drugs and grey hair(or Bush Jr. with his accent). He honestly looked nothing like Trump to me.

  • @sarads7877
    @sarads7877 6 років тому +148

    My god, i laugh every time i see that scene in stardust... robert de niro is awesome

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 років тому +888

    If Elton John doesn't sing Crocodile Rock in this movie, I'm not seeing it.

    • @Iponamann
      @Iponamann 6 років тому +103

      There's a starman waiting in the sky dude can you please stop following me around every god damn channel I go to I see you and it's making me afraid

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood 6 років тому +11

      There's a starman waiting in the sky first melon now here?

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 6 років тому +30

      I think it would be better if he sang "Rocket Man" tbh

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 6 років тому +13

      There's a starman waiting in the sky your username is fantastic mate

    • @rkrokberg
      @rkrokberg 6 років тому +3

      OH MY GOOOOOOOD! You again

  • @TheDubstepLemon
    @TheDubstepLemon 6 років тому +28

    You called him "The dude from Narcos", even though you have the Stark banner in the background. HE'S PRINCE OBERYN

  • @MaskedWolfqueenofmasks
    @MaskedWolfqueenofmasks 6 років тому +152

    Funny, a kingsman commercial was just on

  • @padaman1978
    @padaman1978 6 років тому +146

    Holy shit. A new background. Nice.

  • @brutallyhonest7226
    @brutallyhonest7226 6 років тому +281

    So basically......Kingsmen 2
    is the adult version of spy kids?

    • @BLUEJAYMusic1994
      @BLUEJAYMusic1994 6 років тому +7

      Brutally Honest holy shit yes

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 6 років тому +19

      Implying spy kids was bad? The audiences and critics loved that movie when it came out.

    • @brutallyhonest7226
      @brutallyhonest7226 6 років тому +56

      i should have been more explicit on the detail's
      spy kids 4

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu 6 років тому +27

      Brutally Honest Oh yeah...
      we don't talk about that one.

    • @meetthebonk155
      @meetthebonk155 6 років тому +5

      Brutally Honest do you think... god stays in heaven, because he is afraid of what he has created

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 5 років тому +11

    When he mentioned Colin firth studying butterflies.... I realized I've actually seen this movie and I've completely forgotten about it

  • @thebeatlesgirl909
    @thebeatlesgirl909 6 років тому +254

    "Cringe-worthy" is the perfect way to describe this movie.

  • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
    @gianlucagiordimaina8794 6 років тому +72

    At this point I think Trent Reznor has probably funded his retirement off of Ralph's videos.

    • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
      @gianlucagiordimaina8794 6 років тому

      copyright...

    • @troymacdonald6197
      @troymacdonald6197 6 років тому

      josemaria calderon The backing music

    • @trevorreznik7598
      @trevorreznik7598 6 років тому +2

      Both Ghosts amd The Slip are part of the Creative Commons which means they are free to use in anything, probably that's why he uses them in every video so he doesn't have to worry about music copyright ever. That said NIN and Reznor's other works are amazing so I'm glad I hear them during he's reviews.

    • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
      @gianlucagiordimaina8794 6 років тому +1

      Sweet. I didn't know that. Those albums are both really underrated imo.

    • @mainsmain
      @mainsmain 6 років тому +1

      Trent has an Oscar and Johnny Depp hasnt

  • @JRMusic933
    @JRMusic933 6 років тому +76

    I was kinda looking forward to this, damn.

    • @arthive2435
      @arthive2435 6 років тому +7

      Watch the movie and form your own opinion.

    • @LightShooters
      @LightShooters 6 років тому +1

      I love Ralph but don't let his strong opinions deter you from the movie. Watch it for yourself. There is a lot of entertainment to be had.

  • @MatildyMatilduh666
    @MatildyMatilduh666 6 років тому +359

    To be fair, there was no way in hell they could've topped that incredible church scene in the first movie so this movie would've fell flat no matter what.

    • @tejassinha3283
      @tejassinha3283 6 років тому +5

      mattiesensei666 nice profile pic

    • @havoren
      @havoren 6 років тому +15

      It doesn’t help that the movie has offensive political propaganda and shitty SJW messages forced in.

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios 6 років тому +4

      havoren lol ????

    • @havoren
      @havoren 6 років тому +5

      +CartoonWarStudios
      lol what? There actually WAS political propaganda in Kingsman: The Golden Circle pandering to the idiot SJWs out there who DON’T understand how politics work. The proof is in the scene of the president (representing Donald Trump) telling his cronies to let the drug users die, and then the movie tells us that it’s okay to use drugs. Like FUCK YOU movie!
      And I HATE being one of those people who calls this movie offensive and SJW propaganda since drooling retards now use it towards the new Star Wars movies just because a girl is a lead. But I’m one of those people.....because the movie is THAT terrible!

    • @vinicinfodexota5083
      @vinicinfodexota5083 5 років тому +17

      Don't think people hate TLJ because rey is the main character, people hate it because it's terrible, its like they traded roles, kylo has development, rey its the same all 2 movies, she is like a genius for no reason lul

  • @BigGeekEmpire
    @BigGeekEmpire 6 років тому +150

    Pulp Fiction poster? Are you trying to be a cliche college film student?

  • @BrownEyePinch
    @BrownEyePinch 6 років тому +209

    Kingsman The Golden Shower

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 6 років тому +18

      Sequel to Kingsman: The Sexual Service

    • @user-nc4cx9pk7c
      @user-nc4cx9pk7c 6 років тому +5

      Dave G you talking about that awkward tent sex scene? Lol

  • @Faliat
    @Faliat 6 років тому +84

    Wait, what? He has to have sex to input a tracking device? Do they not remember the ways they listened in on and tracked people in the first movie? Also, how the hell can you listen to a conversation from down there? Also, that area is sensitive as hell. She would feel it. I was still interested in seeing this movie up to when you described that plot point. That is soooo stupid.

    • @Zhaife
      @Zhaife 6 років тому +31

      it's microscopic and travels through her bloodstream, it's not like he shoved a walkie talkie in there

    • @Faliat
      @Faliat 6 років тому +23

      Zhaife That's even MORE stupid. How can you hear what somebody's saying through their bloodstream? Also, microscopic or not, she would feel it. Especially if it somehow gets into her bloodstream that way. If it's microscopic and travels through mucous membranes, why not implant it orally through kissing? The more you think about it, the worse it gets!
      But considering all they needed to track and listen in on people in the first film were sticky microphones and bugged top hats, this seems seriously unnecessary.

    • @lemonade5299
      @lemonade5299 6 років тому +4

      it's funny see how people get mad just for sex scenes.

    • @Faliat
      @Faliat 6 років тому +25

      It's funny how people automatically assume those that criticise a sex scene do so because it's sex.
      One of my favourite movies is Sympathy For Mr.Vengeance and that has a sex scene in it where people communicate through sign language about how they kidnap and ransom a child.
      Inputting a microscopic tracking and bugging device through the vagina like there's not easier and way more effective ways to do it is what I'm mad at.
      Hell, if they had to use that device specifically, they could've figured out a way to get it into her nose, eye or mouth no problem (all having mucous membranes and more able to pick up somebody speaking). Way less time consuming. But nah. There's got to be some stupid drama with the princess girlfriend that shouldn't even be there because she was supposed to be just a one-time bum sesh and nothing more.

    • @xXxHolyBigMacxXx
      @xXxHolyBigMacxXx 6 років тому +1

      Faliat They dont listen to it, but tracks her

  • @spikethegodposter1293
    @spikethegodposter1293 6 років тому +43

    9:40 what the girl is the boyfriend

  • @robertvetter454
    @robertvetter454 6 років тому +21

    I personally love this movie but I do really like ralphs channel and I respect his opinion

  • @fluffyzombeh
    @fluffyzombeh 6 років тому +339

    My friend asked why should she listen to Ralph's opinions about movies and I couldn't believe it. He's a movie maker it's right there in his name. Nobody lies about shit on the internet.

    • @vicdansanch
      @vicdansanch 6 років тому +45

      Rowvi the Bad he actually makes movies tho

    • @pollutionpoet
      @pollutionpoet 6 років тому +18

      are you dumb, he literally makes movies and you dont even have to make movies to review them

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 6 років тому +7

      Mimi m Irony

    • @microusb118
      @microusb118 6 років тому +2

      Mimi m you’re a fucking idiot

    • @fluffyzombeh
      @fluffyzombeh 6 років тому +8

      Mimi M it's supposed to be sarcasm, uh it explains why there are so many votes. In fact I love Ralph's videos and his opinions and this is hilarious but a misunderstanding.

  • @nateofnathan8297
    @nateofnathan8297 6 років тому +150

    Nothing will ever be as good as the bye bye and I'm not gonna say the last part cause he'll come for me

    • @fripptricky5099
      @fripptricky5099 6 років тому +51

      DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT

    • @juckoosaurus
      @juckoosaurus 6 років тому +5

      dont saaay it
      dont think it

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 6 років тому +6

      BYE BYE MAN!!!

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 6 років тому

      Dylan Wages
      God damn it lmao

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 6 років тому +2

      Nateofnathan but you thought it.
      You thought you didn't think it but you thought wrong.
      You thought the thought you thought you didn't think.

  • @CaptmagiKono
    @CaptmagiKono 6 років тому +22

    "Hey guys, we made a successful parody movie that actually become something of its own because of the charm and differences we added. Let's make a second one that does not use anything that made the first one good and forget about that whole parody thing!" Good fucking job there, guys.

  • @SantiagoGarcia-mj2vg
    @SantiagoGarcia-mj2vg 6 років тому +46

    The joke is that Elton John is Elton John 😂

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 6 років тому +42

    It sounds like this is a typical sequel. Just remaking the first film and in doing so undoing major events. It was a bad sign when they were showing Colin Firth in the trailers.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 5 років тому +1

      Actually, to be fair, the plot is very different to the original Kingsman, even though they recreate the bar scene.
      But it’s still nowhere near as good.

  • @MangaChibiAnime
    @MangaChibiAnime 6 років тому +215

    Your skin is actually glowing?? Can we please get a skin routine????

  • @davieduckett
    @davieduckett 4 роки тому +9

    "I'd rather watch Colin Firth plow through 20 guys"
    - Ralph Sepe

  • @Tyq43
    @Tyq43 6 років тому +42

    9:41 Don't you mean "The Girl is the GIRLFRIEND of.."
    UNSUBSCRIBING RALPH!!!

  • @asteng454
    @asteng454 6 років тому +105

    But Ralph..... THEY GOT T

    • @garretborn5911
      @garretborn5911 6 років тому

      THEY GOT T

    • @SubliminaIMessages
      @SubliminaIMessages 6 років тому +4

      *throws shirt at cameraman*

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 6 років тому +4

      but I thought it was just gonna be an easy grab

    • @pauline9970
      @pauline9970 6 років тому

      VanillaThunder1216 DAMN RIGHT WE DO

    • @gabriela2848
      @gabriela2848 6 років тому +1

      IT'S NOT AN EASY GRAB THEY GOT T

  • @samland9570
    @samland9570 6 років тому +79

    Hearing Ralph say "British gangsta" made my morning

  • @thedrewdog
    @thedrewdog 6 років тому +213

    I gave it a 6.5/10. It was fun, but I never forgave them for spoiling Firth's resurrection, and they ran that damn Elton John cameo into the ground. I don't want another one of these, this was like Men in Black II to me.

    • @thatguynamedskyy6756
      @thatguynamedskyy6756 6 років тому +12

      thatonedrewguy, but men in Black 3 was amazing, so Kingsman 3 could be too

    • @kalabaster357
      @kalabaster357 5 років тому

      @@mrbreadstick6560 hell it sure ain't quiet

    • @acenace24
      @acenace24 5 років тому

      That is a fair grade. It's not an awful movie, I'm sure there are things everyone can enjoy, but it does not deserve to even be compared to the first. Killing off Roxy early in the movie was terrible. I can understand and respect when a movie goes for a surprise death to get a reaction from an audience, just look at Harry getting shot in the first film, but the way it was done just wasn't worth losing a good character. Eggsy being with the Princess was hot garbage, like Ralph said, he should have fucked around basically unless they were going to put him with Roxy.
      Poppy wasn't an awful villain, she just wasn't developed enough for us to either like or hate her. When you have Sam Jackson for the first film I don't really expect the second to have a better bad guy. The Statesman part didn't really bug me, I just felt that their involvement was smashed into the movie too sloppily. I was also okay with Harry's use in the movie. They really backed themselves into a corner with Harry getting shot in the first film so I can forgive them for trying to make a decent narrative for his return. Then there is Elton John... I admit that for me he had the funniest part of the movie when he said, "What have you done to me you fucking bitch"!? However they should have used him for just 1 or 2 scenes. His inclusion in so much of the film made it go from funny to cringe=worthy.
      I still hope they make a third film, but without some of the strong characters from the first and second film I can't see it turning out as a good film.

    • @RStoelinga
      @RStoelinga 5 років тому

      The writer said it’s supposed to become a trilogy

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому

      Yeh the Elton cameo got tedious quick, why he was even there in the first place is a mystery but when you get a singer in who cant act the idea is to limit their input not increase it.

  • @doctorhandsome
    @doctorhandsome 6 років тому +4

    Ralph, your perspicacity belies your tender age. Keep up the good work, my man.

  • @phantomduelist5030
    @phantomduelist5030 6 років тому +82

    Is anyone else annoyed that the picture of the poster for Kingsman dosnt have the actors names lined up with the actor?

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 6 років тому +10

      Megasabertoothtiger V2 ...you saw the same video i did, didn't you?

    • @wolfyroars
      @wolfyroars 6 років тому +6

      thats all movie posters though

    • @phantomduelist5030
      @phantomduelist5030 6 років тому +1

      wolfyroars this one is do easy to do though. It's only two guys. And They're standing next to each other.

    • @StoneEdge555
      @StoneEdge555 6 років тому +2

      They do it for every movie, it's to do with billing.

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 6 років тому

      Austin McConnell mentioned something like that recently...Dude is my 2nd fav UA-camr to Ralph

  • @linocardozo2515
    @linocardozo2515 6 років тому +42

    24 minutes? Or this is too good or extremely bad...

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 6 років тому

      he gave it a 2/10

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 6 років тому +1

    I love your room! The brick wall & blue lights look sweet!

  • @ashjotunthor5550
    @ashjotunthor5550 4 роки тому +1

    This video is almost 2 years old and I'm still happy you watched Kingsman 2 for me.

  • @cutthroatnin3833
    @cutthroatnin3833 6 років тому +87

    CLINT GOOD
    TRUM BAD
    I CLAP

    • @ratinatorfilms6098
      @ratinatorfilms6098 6 років тому +16

      CutThroatNin3 Neither of them were good. Reguardless, the left's response to trump's presidency has been hilarious

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 6 років тому +10

      CLIT GOOD
      RUMP BAD

    • @why5830
      @why5830 6 років тому +3

      drumpf resigned!

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 6 років тому

      Americlaps.mp4

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 3 роки тому

      Trump protecting for to china you bitchboy

  • @kais5348
    @kais5348 6 років тому +380

    Damn, this is really upsetting, i know most of the comments are joked but this is genuinely really disappointing, Kingsman: The Secret Service was one of my favorite movies because of how different, and funny and unique it was and its such a shame that all of that has been forgotten in this movie.

    • @jonnoweb
      @jonnoweb 6 років тому +5

      Kai S Same.

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi 6 років тому +38

      Don't listen to him. see the movie for yourself.

    • @tanathaku8420
      @tanathaku8420 6 років тому +5

      Kai S it's coz the first one was British based and the sequel is like US thrown in

    • @JoshBlanksby
      @JoshBlanksby 6 років тому +6

      Kai S To state that it has all been forgotten without watching the movie for yourself is strange. Nothing Ralph said is objectively true, judge for yourself.

    • @ArcherV
      @ArcherV 6 років тому +15

      Well why don't you watch it and judge yourself. I watched and found it pretty good, not as amazing as the first but not horrible as described in this interview

  • @zero-fj3pj
    @zero-fj3pj 6 років тому +19

    Reminds me of how Pacific Rim is one of my favourite movies of all time and I fuckin hate the sequel.

    • @samanthafriginal3705
      @samanthafriginal3705 5 років тому +1

      The sequel was a fucking disgrace to the first one. It shouldn't even have a part 2 since they already fixed the problem in th first movie

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 5 років тому

      Astr3a can’t have seen that many films like

  • @thesulk23
    @thesulk23 6 років тому +1

    I went with a group of 15 people and everyone but me and one other person loved it
    Ralph, once again, you’ve turned the words in my heart into the words coming out of your mouth

  • @pergproductions
    @pergproductions 6 років тому +68

    The first movie was based off solid source material (Mark Millar's graphic novel) but they just had to make stuff up for the sequel since there was no second graphic novel. With that context, it's not surprising that the film was a bit of a mess.

    • @KawaiiDansu
      @KawaiiDansu 6 років тому +1

      pergproductions Just like The Princess Diaries 2 bruh

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera Рік тому

      ​@@KawaiiDansuI'm five years late but I've been seeing memes recently of people actually wanting a third because the actors haven't aged. 😂

  • @michaeltaylor258
    @michaeltaylor258 6 років тому +96

    I'm actually curious what your thoughts about the movie IT are. A review on that would be really interesting.

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 6 років тому +7

      Michael Taylor it was a great movie. If you liked the book, and are not attached to the miniseries with tim curry, you're gonna like it. Skarsguard played the character perfectly, if you read the book. Again, if you're attached to tim curry 's performance, you'll find his performance to be vastly different.

    • @kennethlatorre5269
      @kennethlatorre5269 6 років тому +1

      Michael Taylor
      It was a very good movie in my opinion. Honestly, the movie wasnt scary, but very suspenceful.

    • @deathstroke994
      @deathstroke994 6 років тому

      Ralph said that It was total shit.

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 6 років тому +114

    I feel like the Statesmen are similar to the stereotypical British Kingsmen though. Like, the British stereotype is that they're very well dressed, absurdly polite, carry an umbrella around, etc. I've been in Britain, they're not like that. So the American version would be the cowboy stereotype. Why's that a bad thing?

    • @CommanderStudios
      @CommanderStudios 6 років тому +13

      hes just saying it to get more americans pissed at the British kingsmen becuase this guy is an idiot

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 6 років тому +3

      Alexander Angelus because that is the typical James Bond type thing

    • @baishihua
      @baishihua 6 років тому +51

      Alexander Angelus
      It is more like for Statemen, those stereotypes were literally the whole character, while for Kingsmen, that style is more for aesthetic, and you can still see human beings within these people. Cliches can be there to serve as dressing, but not as the whole thing.

    • @LoganAKASpiderhands
      @LoganAKASpiderhands 6 років тому +16

      Because using stereotypes to help the audience to identify a nationality of a character is lazy.

    • @TripleDeckerSupreme
      @TripleDeckerSupreme 6 років тому +5

      Soul Sniper Studios Or maybe it’s because in comparison to the Kingsmen, the Statesmen are too over-stereotyped?

  • @glitterandthorns
    @glitterandthorns 5 років тому +3

    Super excited to see people talking up "Stardust"! I LOVE that movie 💫

  • @connorcorcoran7861
    @connorcorcoran7861 6 років тому +225

    Damn Ralph...... this was a good review but you didn't have to call Colin Firth the N word 30 times

  • @MrDe4dGuy34
    @MrDe4dGuy34 6 років тому +160

    This reminds me of Kick Ass 2. The first one was a unique and interesting action film with good characters and a fun plot. However, the sequel ruined that by being nothing more than a hyper violent gun fest with atrocious humor. Yeah, don't give Matthew Vaughn a sequel. He's a "One and Done" type.

    • @diablito301
      @diablito301 6 років тому +29

      Connor Flaherty he didn't direct kick-ass 2

    • @MrDe4dGuy34
      @MrDe4dGuy34 6 років тому +22

      Awesomesaxdude True, but he was one of the film's producers. He had his hand in it and the film turned out similar to how Ralph described Kingsman 2.

  • @RG-lo3wf
    @RG-lo3wf 5 років тому +5

    i'm so glad someone is finally giving stardust the attention it deserves

  • @StrolledTuna
    @StrolledTuna 6 років тому +3

    In the scene when everyone dies with missiles I was only sad about the pug

  • @SammyBlanny
    @SammyBlanny 6 років тому +161

    16:16 (not defending this hot garbage movie in any way) But the British Kingsmen are a caricature, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody in England who acted and dressed like The Kingsmen. Even the "Chavs" are very family friendly versions, they don't look working-class at all. All tthe characters in Kingsmen, at least in my opinion, are over the top exaggerations

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 6 років тому +1

      this

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +8

      They were at least a bit less in your face about the parody. If you saw a Kingsman walking down the street, you'd see a dude in a classy suit and glasses holding an umbrella. They're a stereotype, yes, but they appear normal enough to the general British populous for it to be believable that they're an actually secret service. The Statesmen are just too blatant in their stereotypical gimmicks. I mean, there's a poster that implies that the whip is to a Statesman as an umbrella is to a Kingsman. Someone carrying a whip on their belt isn't exactly a normal sight, even in the American south. Hell, it'd be more normal if they just carried umbrellas like the Kingsmen.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому

      +Eddie at The LMV Or they just wanted to push the, "Classy British Spy," trope as far as they reasonably could without making it seem too dumb?

    • @Crampsam
      @Crampsam 6 років тому

      Sam Blanchard Thanks so much for writing this, had to be said

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 6 років тому +2

      Movies portray people about as accurately as they do physics. Both agencies are meant to be overblown parodies of their respective countries' perceptions of gentlemen, although why "American gentlemen" equates to "Deep South gentlemen" I have no idea. I guarantee you Texas isn't the London of America.

  • @darerecon4314
    @darerecon4314 6 років тому +228

    Where's IT

    • @paulm3727
      @paulm3727 6 років тому +6

      IT sucked.

    • @grapejuice8595
      @grapejuice8595 6 років тому +91

      Dare Recon He doesn't want to review it because he saw Pennywise kill T.

    • @purdster83
      @purdster83 6 років тому +7

      At the bottom of the 'Movie Version of Five Night's At Freddy's Loud Noise-Jump Scare-Fest iiiiiiit's SPOOKY!' pile. Where it belongs. It's terrible.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 6 років тому +25

      It's wherever you left IT last.

    • @srinny
      @srinny 6 років тому +9

      Dare Recon he might be making why IT sucks

  • @pureevil9496
    @pureevil9496 6 років тому +7

    As a Southern man, your accent is my favorite part of this review.

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog 5 років тому +9

    When you point out Stardust as being an excellent film, I know that this is going to be a good review.

  • @spacewaifuu
    @spacewaifuu 6 років тому +231

    It sounds like those european movies with a very brittish sense of humour ruined it by an american remake with the humour of movies like American Pie or Scary Movie. Only that in this case it was ruined by the brittish people themselves.

    • @mike365fly
      @mike365fly 6 років тому +11

      like the american inbetweeners

    • @davidmoore8330
      @davidmoore8330 6 років тому +2

      Its only 1 t its British not Brittish

    • @Ethan-io7fh
      @Ethan-io7fh 6 років тому +5

      First name Last name Such A Wholesome Conversation

    • @Ethan-io7fh
      @Ethan-io7fh 6 років тому

      First name Last name Cheers

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 6 років тому

      But both were MERICAN

  • @pollymahone9392
    @pollymahone9392 6 років тому +410

    If this movie IS bad at least we still got the lego ningago movie 😊😊😊😊😊

    • @tobesxd
      @tobesxd 6 років тому +66

      Ah, yes, Lego Ningago movie.
      yay

    • @pollymahone9392
      @pollymahone9392 6 років тому +6

      RALPH CHRISTIAN ANGELO DELA CRUZ YES the f*cking lego ningago movie

    • @cardboardlamb
      @cardboardlamb 6 років тому +30

      ningago

    • @ayyboilmao
      @ayyboilmao 6 років тому +20

      Polly Mahone stop

    • @farmhousefilms1
      @farmhousefilms1 6 років тому +9

      Ningago

  • @SubliminaIMessages
    @SubliminaIMessages 6 років тому +2

    9:40 "This girl is the boyfriend"
    "Good, good, got it, great, good!"

  • @fathm4623
    @fathm4623 6 років тому

    I absolutely loved both of these movies. They were so great

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic 6 років тому +152

    Fuck.
    I was so fucking excited for this and then the reviews started pouring in.

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi 6 років тому +9

      Remain excited and hopeful. you might as well enjoy it because see it for yourself.

    • @1234Blunty
      @1234Blunty 6 років тому +16

      Don't rely on reviews. I went to see it last night, it's not as good as the first movie but it's still very enjoyable, just go see it for yourself!

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +3

      Real gut punch this turned out to be. I had no real reason to feel worried about how this film would turn out, based on the trailers, and yet it ended up being this massive fucking train wreck. It's legitimately shocking, to be honest.

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 6 років тому

      Super Mutant Sam and Mas i know. I honestly thought a kingsman sequel would be a safe bet but this sequel is practically hot garbage

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому

      +GainedSalmon 3 Maybe if you watched the entirety of Ralph's review and listened to all of his arguments instead of picking out just two of them you'd have a better idea of why people think that the movie's crap.
      Also, if I'm not supposed to listen to the critics, then why should I listen to you? What makes YOUR word more trustworthy than Ralph's?

  • @linocardozo2515
    @linocardozo2515 6 років тому +10

    This is why you dont fuck with Mr. Darcy

  • @SaraH-jn5db
    @SaraH-jn5db 4 роки тому +24

    When they killed Merlin I almost walked out of the theater. He was the best character in the second movie and they killed him for absolutely no reason every scene without him sucked

  • @hendrikoosthuizen4002
    @hendrikoosthuizen4002 6 років тому

    BRAH this review is hella-quick youre a damn machine chirning out these damn things like DAMN boy thank you a heap for doing stuff quick goodshit quick and good, thats you

  • @maxwellcomora8446
    @maxwellcomora8446 6 років тому +216

    Ralph, we get it, Hillary got the popular vote.

    • @ratinatorfilms6098
      @ratinatorfilms6098 6 років тому +56

      News flash: trump got elected almost a year ago and some people still need to GET OVER IT

    • @blodus4521
      @blodus4521 6 років тому +42

      Seriously im sick of politics getting inserted stupidly into everything nowadays.

    • @perciblejames268
      @perciblejames268 6 років тому +2

      Blodus I think the large majority are

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 6 років тому +14

      Ikr, fk the left

    • @mchjsosde
      @mchjsosde 6 років тому +6

      They were quoting Ralph's last video....

  • @bsgold1329
    @bsgold1329 6 років тому +23

    I completely agree, saw it yesterday and all these points really dragged it down. It was rather boring I started noticing all the Apple product placement. All the good guys devices are Apple, apart from the watches, which are another companies, so when they stop the movie dead (again) to give Colin Firth a watch, not explain anything about the watch it was just why?

  • @overcookedchicken2109
    @overcookedchicken2109 6 років тому

    Love you Ralph. Still can't wait to see it.

  • @starlight5244
    @starlight5244 6 років тому

    Favorite youtuber🤙🏼 keep it going bro

  • @r3n3gad33
    @r3n3gad33 6 років тому +6

    "It ain't an easy grab, they got T!"

  • @aquariusm.910
    @aquariusm.910 6 років тому +49

    F*ck i was excited about it but after hearing this welp....
    Im going to see the movie anyway but i really think this guy is right and it will make me sad if he is right...

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi 6 років тому +6

      Don't listen to him. He said that Wonder Woman sucked while the movie was FUCKING awesome. See it for yourself and don't give a damn about others.

    • @DrowsyBean
      @DrowsyBean 6 років тому +15

      no Wonder women was okay. Nothing fantastic and it collapses on itself

    • @jackstrydom5558
      @jackstrydom5558 6 років тому +11

      Johnny1248 Wonder Woman was everything but FUCKING awesome. If anything it was underwhelming.

    • @mspaintlive8995
      @mspaintlive8995 6 років тому +1

      Johnny1248 he liked it up till the end. Like most people so idk what your talking about

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi 6 років тому +1

      Whatever i really liked Wonder Woman. ''You like trash'' NO, i liked cause i did. Wonder Woman was a well made film.

  • @verycoolguy3457
    @verycoolguy3457 5 років тому +1

    I’m in love with your LED lights and brick wall.

  • @pollymahone9392
    @pollymahone9392 6 років тому +228

    I love the pulp fiction poster in the background :)

    • @turnercash2037
      @turnercash2037 6 років тому +4

      Polly Mahone Oh my gosh, I see you everywhere! Hi, I like your taste in vids, I guess. Hope you're having a great day!

    • @brevintenney5817
      @brevintenney5817 6 років тому +4

      I love the dead man in your profile pic

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 6 років тому

      on the edge of nineteen that makes me want to get a Pulp Fiction poster and get brick wallpaper

  • @SlippyMcDervish
    @SlippyMcDervish 6 років тому +8

    "It's so... good movie." A quote for the ages, that one.

  • @lucyclark7091
    @lucyclark7091 6 років тому +10

    The point about the kingsman being normal people compared to southerners in statesmen is a bit off. Kingsman was full of people who had a league, out of all the accents in Britain they chose a certain type which portrayed the upper class. Which is partly why egsy was looked down upon.

  • @00KiryuZero00
    @00KiryuZero00 6 років тому +32

    As a big fan of the first movie, I put of watching the review until I had seen it myself and formed my own opinions.
    And I have to say I agree with everything you said Ralph.
    GOOD GOD was it bad! It fucked up *everything* the only thing I liked were some of the action shots, but yeah, the country music ruined that too.
    I just wanted to see more of the other Kingsman, maybe see what happened to his mom and sister, but nope the movie decides to kill off literally everyone interesting and replace them with coyboys. ugh.
    You know it's bad when the whole theater simultaniously groaned multiple times throughout the movie.

  • @peterp2626
    @peterp2626 5 років тому +1

    This was my favorite movie of the year.

  • @TheMToThe7
    @TheMToThe7 6 років тому +122

    For those who just want it simple
    He gave it a 2/10

    • @jojockful007
      @jojockful007 6 років тому +8

      Wow that bad? Can't be worse than other movies that sucked this year? Or maybe because it was just a massive disappointment?

    • @TheMToThe7
      @TheMToThe7 6 років тому +3

      I haven't seen it so I'm not sure if it's that bad. Could be a case of sequelitis. On Ralph's "Movie I saw this year, he gave it a 2/10
      www.imdb.com/list/ls062873321/
      It's number 46

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi 6 років тому

      Jeez. I refuse to believe that it can be that bad. besides, i stopped taking him seriously ever since he said that Wonder Woman, Avengers Age Of Ultron and Spectre sucked while i really enjoyed the living hell out of them.

    • @jordyn.w4129
      @jordyn.w4129 6 років тому +15

      Johnny1248 he didn't say Wonder Woman sucked he said Wonder Woman's ending sucked

    • @Miuranger1
      @Miuranger1 6 років тому +4

      +_________________________ but it sucks

  • @majahawthorn7721
    @majahawthorn7721 6 років тому +6

    Ralph, you're one of the VERY FEW channels that's been an absolute joy to watch evolve. Seeing you grow in front (and behind) the camera has been great and I still can't believe how your videos have been so consistently good over the years - especially seeing as how young you were back when you started! I'm hooked for future content and movies!

  • @will4080
    @will4080 3 роки тому

    I personally love this film. I love the music and the fight scenes. And the villain is really solid too

  • @nera9526
    @nera9526 5 років тому +1

    It honestly makes me so happy that he likes the movie Stardust, it's such a cute movie and everyone needs to watch it

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 6 років тому +50

    Are you going to do a Reel it in on IT?
    Because i really want to make a joke for "Reel IT in".

    • @jojockful007
      @jojockful007 6 років тому +2

      He said on Twitter he's not interested until maybe they release it on VOD

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 6 років тому +1

      jojockful007 Really? That's a shame. I genuinely wanted to know his thoughts on that movie.

  • @wampXs
    @wampXs 6 років тому +36

    fuck, i can't believe it's that bad. well at least there's baby driver

    • @MacNCheesyMovies
      @MacNCheesyMovies 6 років тому

      wampXs I saw Kingsman 2 and honestly Baby Driver did a lot of things that this movie should've done

    • @davidmoore8330
      @davidmoore8330 6 років тому +3

      It really isnt that bad not good 2 out of 10s unfair more like 5 or 6

  • @lol-qk2fu
    @lol-qk2fu 6 років тому +33

    “Filled with cliches”
    “Owns a Pulp Fiction poster and has a film that faded to black on a gunshot sound effect”

    • @rileygrannell7235
      @rileygrannell7235 4 роки тому +2

      okay

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 2 роки тому

      Golden Circle had a budget of over $100,000,000. That’s likely 99,996,000 more ways to subvert a cliche than Ralph had the liberty of doing.

  • @SanityCentral
    @SanityCentral 6 років тому +25

    My problem with the movie is that they killed off a lot of characters at the start, then brought harry back into the mix along with the statesmen and then do nothing with them. I feel like they could have done a lot more cool/funny things with the statesmen other than liquor jokes. and maybe have more than 1 statesmen actually do something. We were introduced to whiskey and tequila but only whiskey did shit and the other had to be frozen. why couldn't they do more with the statesmen? and why was whiskey's reason for breaking the antidote so weak? "2 meth heads killed my girlfriend, so now I want everyone who does drugs to die while I betray everyone I know" like wtf...

  • @Vincent-kh3lu
    @Vincent-kh3lu 6 років тому +4

    I really liked the first movie, I was going to see this one. Thanks for saving me Ralph daddy

  • @pearse1072
    @pearse1072 6 років тому +5

    A Ralph movie review a day (massive breath) keeps the doctor away

  • @sirrender3690
    @sirrender3690 Рік тому

    THANK YOU RALPH! This movie felt completely different from the first.

  • @phairecouchpotato3912
    @phairecouchpotato3912 5 років тому +28

    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough through 20 guys"
    Edit:
    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough 20 guys"

  • @BolbiiS
    @BolbiiS 6 років тому +6

    The "tracker in the vagina" scene sounds really familiar. Wasn't there something like that in an Austin Powers movie?

    • @UnbelievabIeMontages
      @UnbelievabIeMontages 6 років тому +5

      matthew vaughn up for lawsuit for plagiarism of multiple movies. i can see it now.

  • @jakesid1
    @jakesid1 6 років тому +7

    I had a great time watching this, once the completely absurd nature of both the style and humour clicked I was laughing more than the in the first film probably. Gonna be a divisive one.

  • @Xblackjckqueen
    @Xblackjckqueen 5 років тому

    dude i saw this movie with my friend and i felt the exact same as you, my friend however loved it and to this day i don’t understand how

  • @MrAlcazar
    @MrAlcazar 11 місяців тому +1

    "Bloated," is the word I use to sum up this film. Even though a sequel wasn't necessary, this could've been almost as good as the first one, if the story had been more focused and the action and silliness toned down.