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  • @KnowYourGamesOfficial
    @KnowYourGamesOfficial 7 років тому +4430

    If Jamie Foxx was in this movie, it would've been called specre.
    Because they got t.

    • @abou5305
      @abou5305 5 років тому +70

      KnowYourGames seriously underrated comment

    • @tre2558
      @tre2558 5 років тому +54

      Top tier joke

    • @KantoKairyu
      @KantoKairyu 5 років тому +6

      @dig duck I don't get it?

    • @deez4132
      @deez4132 5 років тому +21

      @@KantoKairyu THEY GOT T!

    • @ermacjones1911
      @ermacjones1911 5 років тому +1

      Lmmfao

  • @AMatterofFilm
    @AMatterofFilm 6 років тому +4406

    Dude, the intro killed me.

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 6 років тому +98

      You killed me, I'm calling the police

    • @KennethV2000
      @KennethV2000 6 років тому +1

      A Matter of Film stfu

    • @Swaggerpede
      @Swaggerpede 6 років тому +6

      wha?

    • @_trashmandan_2903
      @_trashmandan_2903 6 років тому +72

      *t u r k i s h a i r l i n e s*

    • @lukeepixl
      @lukeepixl 6 років тому +10

      Then how did you type this comment?

  • @waltergutierrez1449
    @waltergutierrez1449 5 років тому +625

    Bond pointing a gun at a mouse and saying "Who sent you?" is one of the funniest things I've seen all day

  • @RobotnikHolmes
    @RobotnikHolmes 6 років тому +3560

    Heya RalphtheMovieMaker. Not too long ago my dad had passed away. I showed him your video on Spectre and it was one of the funniest videos he'd ever seen, he was so entertained with your narrative and editing. I just want to offer my personal thanks for giving him a huge laugh the last time I saw him.

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 5 років тому +49

      Seriously?

    • @infinte1015
      @infinte1015 5 років тому +32

      RobotnikHolmes such bullshit

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 5 років тому +176

      Jesus Christ, man. If this is for real I’m sorry to hear it. best wishes to you, hope life treats you better in the future. best of luck to you

    • @christopherconnors9258
      @christopherconnors9258 5 років тому +66

      dang, a review so good it raises people from the dead, bless ralph

    • @fruitylooney348
      @fruitylooney348 5 років тому +9

      That's bittersweet

  • @emeritus7060
    @emeritus7060 6 років тому +2279

    The worst part about this film is how they picked ‘Writing On The Wall’ over Radiohead’s ‘Spectre’.

    • @madijelli1416
      @madijelli1416 6 років тому +183

      Mars Radiohead's version is infinitely better in context of this opening

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 6 років тому +99

      Even fucking Alan Walker's Spectre would even be better than that shit they used.

    • @Luckyshoo
      @Luckyshoo 6 років тому +158

      That's cause Thom Yorke is not gay enough

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 років тому +16

      The Bond producers want songs specifically for the movie which are made at the time. It’s stupid I know

    • @gandhiguerrero3668
      @gandhiguerrero3668 6 років тому +54

      the producers asked for radiohead to do the opening song, but they didn't wanted bc too sad

  • @wp4708
    @wp4708 7 років тому +2481

    Idris Elba said that he doesn't want to do Bond, because he doesn't want to be remembered as the "Black Bond"

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +115

      W P You sure? Seem like a petty reason because frankly I'd love that!
      I mean, Blade wasn't considered like "the black dude who killed vampires" wasn't he? I don't say that to be insensitive but I'm really scratching my head here... 😮

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 6 років тому +523

      The Charakter James Bond was invented as as a white british man with blue eyes and black hair. Enough People went apeshit when Craig was casted, cuz he has blonde hair, and for these insane Fanboys that is already some sort of Sakrileg, since all the actors before him fitted that description somewhat. Casting a Black guy in the role will make them go insane and no matter how good of a performance Elba would give, he would forever just be referenced as the first Black Bond.
      I also don't want him as Bond, but because he is to old. They need to cast someone end twenty to early thirty.

    • @fantastopotomus
      @fantastopotomus 6 років тому +253

      Angelina Jolie's character in wanted is supposed to be black, Ben Affleck played a hispanic man in Argo, Johnny Depp played Tonto, John Wayne played Ghengis Khan...but yeah, a black Bond would be a travesty lol

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +58

      +The Bandog But nobody said that Bond should be portrayed by an Asian lesbian Muslim. The only major difference between Elba and every other Bond is his race.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +140

      +The Bandog "Do you think an Asian lesbian Muslim James Bond would work in films?"
      I literally said that nobody is asking for this.
      "How about a white Black Panther?"
      Well, seeing as how T'challa being African is kinda important for his character, being the king of an African country and all, that would be a bad move. James Bond is a British secret agent who's race doesn't really factor into anything.
      "Or a Hispanic female Joker?"
      Well, again, the Joker's race was never a really important part of his character, his skin being bleached white after all. Also, the Joker has been a woman before, in alternate universe stories.
      "Why on Earth do people think there ought to be a black Bond?"
      Nobody just wants a black Bond. We want Idris Elba as Bond. His race is secondary to the fact that he is a great actor who could portray the character well. You're the one fussing about the guy's race.

  • @CurlyMcNulty
    @CurlyMcNulty 7 років тому +443

    This review is weird because I've seen this movie before but I don't remember half the clips he showed wow this movie was fucking forgettable

    • @CurlyMcNulty
      @CurlyMcNulty 7 років тому +73

      I also don't remember writing this comment. I'm starting to think I just have memory problems

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +4

      Explod1ngNinja I remember renting the Carrie remake, but I barely remember anything from the movie... Same with transformer 4: I recall that some designs where really cool, but that's really it...
      I remember most of this movie, especially some weird shit like Blofeld going into James mind for some reason, that was fucked up even for a James Bond movie! I know that most gadgets in these aren't real, but sheesh!

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX 6 років тому +2

      i remember having someone over to watch movies, and they brought this movie i never thought i saw before, and as we started watching it, i realized i knew what everything was, and felt like I was having some sort of panic attack because i couldn't for the life of me remember seeing the film.
      Why don't i have a name for this film? Because i forgot what film this was again, or what it was about. Basically, this movie must be the worst of the worst when it comes to being memorable.

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker  8 років тому +4303

    I wanna feel love.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 8 років тому +38

      +ralphthemoviemaker oh, so now you hate movies again? make up your damn mind.

    • @heeporeviews7090
      @heeporeviews7090 8 років тому +19

      And u come to a UA-cam comments section, good luck.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 8 років тому +21

      +Milos Pantic no ralph only fits on the spectrum of sharp distinctions. Also, there is a severe lack of kung fu panda reviews on his channel.

    • @zelimhanbarhamatov2512
      @zelimhanbarhamatov2512 8 років тому +9

      Me to Ralph.😪

    • @keironaddison2461
      @keironaddison2461 8 років тому +6

      I love your vids in the UK [were I live] Sam smith is huge

  • @markwuahlbuargg4780
    @markwuahlbuargg4780 6 років тому +524

    To be honest , I don't usually like opening sketches, I prefer when the reviewer just goes straight into the review... But that opening made my day, its just a perfect parody of overblown James Bond openings.

  • @bryanbaez4412
    @bryanbaez4412 6 років тому +800

    “After I blew him” Oh my God, this dude is just the best

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 4 роки тому

      eating sugar no papa yup it was funny

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 3 роки тому +6

      He blew him like Michael Fasbender blew that clarinet.

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 3 роки тому +9

      He’s thrown in some pretty hilarious little gay jokes about himself. In the terminator salvation review he super casually said something about the T-1,000 actor being great at something, then casually said “and in bed” and you could barely tell he said it. Comedy gold. I wish so badly that Ralph made more reviews like these. They don’t have to be about horrible movies either he could do great movies and still tell hilarious jokes.

    • @verdegaban1615
      @verdegaban1615 8 місяців тому

      Ralph is a funny guy! That part threw me completely off guard and gave me a good laugh.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 7 років тому +383

    I got just one question:
    _How the fuck do you make James Bond vs. The Illuminati _*_fucking boring?_*
    That should be impossible to fuck up, but Hollywood managed... they always manage...

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus 7 років тому +35

      Not Hollywood, Barbara Broccolli. She literally makes decisions based on what gets her the wettest.

    • @motherfreya2840
      @motherfreya2840 2 роки тому +4

      A lot of them think a good concept is enough and poorly execute it.

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 7 років тому +3511

    You just hated this movie because James Bond is gay.

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak 7 років тому +326

      Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.

    • @titmouse1213
      @titmouse1213 7 років тому +10

      Renegade Vile
      ohhhh sooo gaaayyy!

    • @jhojanezf
      @jhojanezf 7 років тому +48

      Vict0rian That reminds me of the time dinglebop beat Succ in smash

    • @dickhead6139
      @dickhead6139 7 років тому +25

      I like sucking juicy, thick boners. But also
      I thought it was Succ that beat dinglebop in smoosh.

    • @JohnSmith-lr8xg
      @JohnSmith-lr8xg 7 років тому +6

      Dickhead same I love you

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 роки тому +342

    "James Bond is a weirdo in this movie. To be fair, he's always been a weirdo. We just kind of ignore it because he's a badass."
    Sounds about right.

  • @isaacrodman4199
    @isaacrodman4199 6 років тому +443

    Actually, about that intro.
    The song was originally done by Radiohead, and it was titled after the movie. They rejected it cos it was "too dark" or something. It doesn't really have that "badass" vibe you were talking about, but it's a hell of a lot more of a Bond intro song than Smith's. And it's a pretty good standalone song too.

  • @NoblePringles
    @NoblePringles 6 років тому +689

    Choosing Sam Smith's song of Radiohead's is like choosing a segway over a Harley Davidson

    • @MD0K
      @MD0K 5 років тому +7

      Damn right

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 5 років тому +8

      So, the right choice then cause who the hell wants to hear a crappy ass Harley all day long?

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 4 роки тому +6

      Ngl I thought Radiohead's song was boring af. Less an improvement than a lateral move

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 4 роки тому +9

      Jimmy Padilla Really? I found the instrumentals and lyrics much better.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 4 роки тому +1

      Correction, it's like choosing a segway over a sexy Hayabusa.

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan 7 років тому +496

    I live in Mexico City and I gotta clear some things up:
    1.- That parade wasn't a thing until this year and barely anyone went to it.
    2.- This city is packed with beautiful architecture, particularly where they shot the film. You can't see it because the entire opening sequence is more brown than most early 360/PS3 titles.
    3.- There were multiple instances of corruption involving the Mexico scenes and it's obvious that they approved them to improve the image of Mexico considering the dissapearance/murder(?) of 43 teachers, the drug wars and multiple problems. Not that it helped.

    • @anaramirez3875
      @anaramirez3875 7 років тому +69

      And also, it is really a shithole.

    • @coloneljak42_
      @coloneljak42_ 7 років тому +56

      I'm sorry you live in that shithole.

    • @okarowarrior
      @okarowarrior 7 років тому

      Ana Rmz stands for ana ramirez?

    • @anaramirez3875
      @anaramirez3875 7 років тому

    • @erictokunhaga9482
      @erictokunhaga9482 7 років тому +20

      Lets be honest , some places are really nice, but yeah, form the majority of the city, it's a shithole.

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic 8 років тому +1246

    with this film I had a hard time believing and caring about anything bond himself did
    also, why did batista try to kill bond on the train if waltz wanted him to see the command center?

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  8 років тому +338

      +Armoured Skeptic cuz action

    • @Gabezilla134
      @Gabezilla134 8 років тому +13

      +ralphthemoviemaker good response

    • @thetecharchie
      @thetecharchie 8 років тому +3

      ***** Captain America: Civil War Review.

    • @andreasbaader863
      @andreasbaader863 8 років тому +32

      Because it was all God's plan.

    • @ethantoise4073
      @ethantoise4073 8 років тому +5

      waltz didn't want him to see the command center , epic fail

  • @DASH22
    @DASH22 7 років тому +1287

    That intro gets me every time LMAO!!

    • @bkc6873
      @bkc6873 7 років тому +9

      DASH right 😂

    • @celeste1823
      @celeste1823 6 років тому +8

      List of James Bond movie with a better opening than Spectre: Everyone of them, Goldeneye for the Wii and Metal Gear Solid 3 despite it being not even a james bond movie

    • @senorken491
      @senorken491 6 років тому

      Turkish airlines Pictures XD

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 6 років тому

      Also, that outro.

    • @rockefellerst
      @rockefellerst 6 років тому

      0:08 lost it

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris 6 років тому +304

    I thought the face with the skull was an Undertale fan art

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold 6 років тому +226

    “What is this place?”
    “Information”
    .....”cut”

  • @Edax_Royeaux
    @Edax_Royeaux 7 років тому +148

    To be fair, the original James Bond started semi-grounded, it only got silly with Goldfinger, but even in Goldfinger, it was really clever movie. The villain has a laser which is used to: cut metal. They do that today. The gadgets involve a GPS tracking device the size of a lighter, they make that shit today. His car has a GPS navigation device, they make that shit today. The plot of that movie involved the use of a dirty bomb to create economic chaos, that shit is still relevant today. Even when they were being silly, they were still ahead of time, which makes the movie interesting to this day.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 6 років тому +18

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice the anachronisms in that movie. Funny how it predicted all that shit though.

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 7 років тому +618

    I read in an interview that Daniel Craig would rather slash his wrists than play Bond again.

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 7 років тому +102

      wonder how much you'd have to pay him to make him slash his wrists

    • @Frooti.loopz23
      @Frooti.loopz23 7 років тому +3

      Lil Miss Anime Red Riding Hood Can you blame him?

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 7 років тому +48

      He also said he bullshits a lot in his interviews and speaks his mind without thinking. When someone asks after a long 8 month shoot if he wants to do it again he says no at that point in time. Stop buying into the media trying to force controversy and make you dislike the guy

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 років тому +27

      I get that the media is all fake news now days Primitive Spngebob, but at the same time you could tell that Craig didn't give a shit in this film

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 7 років тому +25

      Well in one interview I saw he said filming this was the most fun he had filming a Bond film but who knows

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr 7 років тому +814

    Can someone explain to me why in every Bond movie he gets captured but they don't kill him right away so he ends up getting away. Everytime.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 5 років тому +44

      Because logic is no go in Bond (films)^^

    • @craigdyas1091
      @craigdyas1091 5 років тому +105

      Villains love to monologue.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +20

      If you need an answer to that question then Bond films aren't for you,. infact you clearly aren't an earthling cos everyone knows why that trope exists so stop attention seeking, its a film not a documentary the hero has to survive is why.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 5 років тому +56

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 No, there are fictional stories where the hero loses or dies. But Franchises named after their characters have that problem of never killing them. Which leaves the question: Why should I care then?

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +6

      Yes obviously not every single hero survives, no need to take me so fucking literally just so you can point score but as a general rule they do. @@samlerf

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 7 років тому +378

    i'd argue the Timothy Dalton bond films were the first attempt to make it "realistic" its a much darker Bond, unfortunately people weren't ready for it.

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 років тому +17

      Tom Gallagher - Second Hand Media he and Lazenby are the greatest. Only actors to bring human emotions to Bond while still being a bad ass

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 5 років тому +32

      Shame that Dalton only made two movies, He was the closest to Flemings Book Bond. Licence to kill is the Best adaptation of a Fleming story despite not being based on one of his storys.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +15

      Yeh I didn't like how he dismissed the 80s there, yes Moore's films carried on being mostly camp (Although For Your Eyes Only was pretty serious) but Dalton did two good entries in the late 80s so it wasn't a complete write off and Brosnan's films weren't too bad either.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +11

      dalton was a damn solid bond, he deserved more flicks, hes better than most of the rest of the pure shlocky ones

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +8

      I guess with Dalton its a case of less is more, to be fair to the Bond producers they did actually offer him the role immediately after Sean Connery (He would've done OHMSS) but he was only in his 20s and thought he was too young since Bond was spose to be 40s. Imagine if he had taken it though it would've derailed Moore's turn and then the canon would've turned out a lot different.@@KaladinVegapunk

  • @user-op7dh6uh2m
    @user-op7dh6uh2m 4 роки тому +154

    not to be all sentimental but my girlfriend and i used to watch ralph's videos. since she died about a year ago, i rewatch his old videos as a form of comfort media, cus it almost feels like we're still watching together. not looking for sympathy points, just wanted to say ralph's videos genuinely help me on shitty days.

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 Рік тому +4

      I’m sorry for your loss man. I know it’s been two years since you’ve written this comment but I hope you’re doing well 💖

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 Рік тому +1

      Oh my fault og

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore 7 років тому +166

    Brought to you by:
    TURKISH AIRLINES
    Zack Snyder: "Join us Ralph, JOIN US!!!!!

    • @TheBasementD
      @TheBasementD 6 років тому

      Fake Snack Snyder is dead now

  • @dylanreviews3404
    @dylanreviews3404 7 років тому +186

    spectre literally was the one movie that I actually started to fall asleep during

    • @BTISME123
      @BTISME123 7 років тому +18

      Dylan Reviews I literally fell asleep in the theater. It was so boring. I watched it another time and almost fell asleep again.

    • @edwells8963
      @edwells8963 5 років тому +1

      Same. Like three times.

    • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1
      @matthewmacdonaldchannel1 5 років тому +5

      I actually did fall asleep in the theater. Twice. And I had paid for the goddamn tickets, as a Christmas present to my family members. Mortifying walk to the parking lot when the lights came up.

    • @dane9027
      @dane9027 5 років тому +2

      Same thing happened here.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 4 роки тому

      sure, don't forget to eat your num nums, bitchboy

  • @magicandscrews
    @magicandscrews 7 років тому +232

    As someone who lives in Mexico City. I'm not offended, it is a shit hole here.

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 4 роки тому +147

    Quantum of Solace is a tough watch, every single scene where they're talking gets cut abruptly to do so stupid chase/fight scene. It borders on painful. This is the problem with the Bond franchise now, too much action. One of the most memorable scenes from Goldfinger, for me, is when Bond goes golfing with Goldfinger to switch his ball and put a tracking chip on him. They just talk and feel each other out, we see beneath the surface of what Goldfinger wants everyone to see when he gets angry with his poor golf game and starts cheating. You know, it develops characters and moves the plot along. If that scene was shot today it would have ended with them beating each other over the heads with 4 irons after a chase on high speed golf carts, then M would come in and say "Now we have no leads, but go here for no reason whatsoever."

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому +6

      That was only a problem with Quantum of Solace

    • @chrisharris5808
      @chrisharris5808 4 роки тому +5

      Quantum of Solace is like that because around the time it was written a lot of writers went on strike, they received the script 2 hours before they went on strike so the production team was left to do a lot of the rewriting themselves. So instead of waiting for the writers and not knowing what they were doing they padded the film out with action scenes because they don’t need writing.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 роки тому +1

      Not really. Casino Royale and Skyfall didn’t even have that much action. Even Spectre isn’t too action packed. It’s just Quantum’s problem

  • @APCDraw
    @APCDraw 5 років тому +80

    "The intro should showcase the events of the film"
    *shows people standing around doing nothing*
    Nah, I think they accomplished the intro.

  • @idawg7332
    @idawg7332 8 років тому +136

    Imagine zack snyder singing writing on the wall to turkish airlines

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason 7 років тому +143

    The lack of 'intrigue' was what did this movie in for me. There wasn't enough tuxedo-wearing casino-attending, villain-organization-infiltration. Bond may seem like he sucks at aspects of his job at times (subtlety) but he is still a spy. He should spend more than a single scene undercover/interacting with the villain. Bond was rarely if ever suave or clever in this film, which - up until at least Brosnan if not all the way to Craig himself - was mostly what the movies consisted of, with a violent finish. This was all violence and action from the start.
    I now realize Ralph said most of this shit in the video, but whatever.

  • @adam_nathan
    @adam_nathan 7 років тому +62

    Radiohead did a fantastic song for 'Spectre' but it got rejected because they're not marketable enough right now.

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 5 років тому +119

    "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is boring"
    Me: *God, I beg you: spare him, he doesn't know what he's talking about*

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 5 років тому +8

      I fucking love that movie. I feel like a rewatch is in order now.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 4 роки тому +2

      Started watching it after I saw this review. Loved it !!!! both the movie and the TV series. Shame there is no interest for the next two "Karla" spy series

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp 7 років тому +41

    Sam Smith's awful whiny performance compelled me to listen to Tomorrow Never Dies for a palate cleanser.

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 7 років тому +122

    For half of this movie I was bored. For everything else, I was confused. And for a small part of that, I was excited.
    Also, a nitpick: The sound mixing was awful at times. It felt so weird when a character was in a helicopter or a boat and I couldn't hear any sound coming from the vehicle.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 років тому +8

      Not to mention the biggest practical explosion in history being the same volume as dialogue.

    • @frankrevare4405
      @frankrevare4405 5 років тому +4

      wouldn’t call that nitpicking at all. sound makes some good movies great

  • @sabianwatts8515
    @sabianwatts8515 7 років тому +870

    When I saw the tentacles touching the girl's leg I was like "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 6 років тому +44

      i see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @trevorp8124
      @trevorp8124 5 років тому +65

      I audibly said "Uh-oh..." in the theatre and was able to pinpoint pervs in the audience from the chuckles.

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 5 років тому +9

      what!? what the fuck!?

    • @williamjackson5760
      @williamjackson5760 5 років тому +3

      There, you have 300 likes. Ocd was killing me.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 роки тому

      I only need to hear of enough hentai to know where that goes.

  • @Channel1Mind
    @Channel1Mind 7 років тому +594

    Not enough T

    • @jackmontgomery2228
      @jackmontgomery2228 6 років тому +49

      This wasn't an easy grab...

    • @flyingturtles6079
      @flyingturtles6079 5 років тому +6

      Jack Montgomery why would you expect this to be an easy grab? I mean, if they got T it isn’t easy anymore

    • @rohitiyer926
      @rohitiyer926 5 років тому

      Channel1Mind but they got him, remember?

  • @Melissamms
    @Melissamms 6 років тому +45

    God, the opening to Casino Royale was so fucking good I was so pumped after it

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 2 роки тому +1

      All young punks are film critics go back to ya daddy’s basement and grow a beard

    • @Melissamms
      @Melissamms 2 роки тому +9

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 2 роки тому +8

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 роки тому +4

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 2 роки тому +3

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

  • @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
    @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 Рік тому +5

    "EVRYWHEH!!!" I hate how hard this got me, every time, damn you Ralph. Another crazy nuanced criticism, keep it up man, love these.

  • @TheAwkwardStuffShow
    @TheAwkwardStuffShow 7 років тому +56

    Subbed within the first 30 seconds of this video. That intro was amazing

  • @daniellaw4200
    @daniellaw4200 8 років тому +104

    This intro fucking killed me . 10/10

  • @joesabbers2042
    @joesabbers2042 7 років тому +204

    Sam Smith looks like a gay version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

  • @MariaClara-jj5hj
    @MariaClara-jj5hj 4 роки тому +56

    the actor who played C was fitting and convincing as moriarty in bbc's sherlock i don't get it they picked these good actors and just wasted every single one of them

    • @cheeseisherelive753
      @cheeseisherelive753 4 роки тому +12

      For real, seeing him as Moriarty was the first role I’d seen him in and I thought he did great!!

  • @AntiVillain26845
    @AntiVillain26845 6 років тому +36

    Another reason: They turned Blofeld into another Aizen and gave him the suckiest motivation in Bond-villain history.

  • @Rudofaux
    @Rudofaux 7 років тому +237

    Tentacles & eyes en mass in the intro? Cthulhu confirmed.

    • @CM-bl7dy
      @CM-bl7dy 7 років тому +7

      *tentacles porn

    • @ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES
      @ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES 7 років тому +11

      Nah i can confirm. Cthulhu did not approve of his likeness to be used in this.

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 7 років тому +6

      Do not disrespect my boi Cthulhu like this

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 6 років тому +1

      You know, if they'd pulled that twist in the end for Christoph Waltz, it would have saved the movie.

  • @isral8765
    @isral8765 8 років тому +122

    who else flips out when they see Ralph's videos in there subscriptions?

  • @marcobazan4187
    @marcobazan4187 8 років тому +146

    they honestly should have used the radiohead song "spectre", unfortunately they denied it smh its proabably one of the best bond songs that could have been in the movie but oh well at least the Sam smith song wasn't trash like that madonna song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 років тому +6

      ***** when did I say it wasn't?

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 років тому +2

      ***** I didn't say the song wasn't great either lol

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 років тому +7

      ***** oh no😂😂. That was Adele, go check out the James Bond song by Madonna lol it's pretty awful

    • @alb0403
      @alb0403 8 років тому +17

      I was so upset when I found out they dropped the Radiohead song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 років тому

      alb0403 same here

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 4 роки тому +11

    LYRICS TO OPENING SONG:
    Us been here before
    A hump they're living four
    This ventilator running
    Gonna honna gunuwtea
    Gonna take a liver running
    Gonna highway gonna tea
    BWAAAAA
    If I wissssk it allllllllll
    BWAAA
    would you break my falll???????
    Annnananaanaa
    And I go down
    And I go down
    I'm suffocating
    I wanna say hello
    But I got tea
    Then I go face I give it all up
    For you
    I have to wisk it all
    Cuz' the writings OWWWOOOWUUUHHHNNNNN...
    ... Fuck this.

  • @res0nance197
    @res0nance197 4 роки тому +26

    Everyone's talking about Sam Smith over Radiohead, but seriously, when will Muse get to do a Bond theme? I know they were almost going to do Skyfall, but can't we just get them to actually do one? Like Butterflies and Hurricanes is the perfect song for it.
    Sidenote: Dillinger Escape Plan's One of Us is the Killer would also be really good.

    • @kless001
      @kless001 3 роки тому

      Now that you say it, Muse would be a great fit for Bond. Like it should have already happened.

  • @EpicHomeMoviez
    @EpicHomeMoviez 8 років тому +596

    How is your channel not bigger

    • @mememan6253
      @mememan6253 8 років тому +82

      EpicHomeMoviez because jesus christ is not his african american buddy

    • @ThePwnedProduction
      @ThePwnedProduction 7 років тому +26

      Because he puts hard work and effort into his videos.. Bad choice if you wanna be big on UA-cam.

    • @nathankincaid9814
      @nathankincaid9814 7 років тому

      EpicHomeMoviez He has 200k subs, what the hell are you thinking.

    • @EpicHomeMoviez
      @EpicHomeMoviez 7 років тому +4

      Nathan Kincaid that comment was made 5 months ago when he was at like 40k

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 7 років тому +3

      take the fucking elephant

  • @izamanaick
    @izamanaick 7 років тому +51

    Lea Seydoux? More like Lea TheyGaveHerNothingToDoux!
    HAGAGAGAGHAHA!

  • @SpookyJuice
    @SpookyJuice 8 років тому +25

    I think this film suffers from the same problem Star Trek Into Darkness had. With the whole blofeld thing it's trying to cater to the old fans and the unfamiliar ones just like Into Darkness did with the Kahn "reveal". But they ignore the fact that you can't really do both and that trying to do that just really breaks the movie.

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 3 роки тому +11

    SPECTRE was the cinematic equivalent of having to complete half a dozen fetch quests to get to the final boss, only for those items to be completely useless and then the final boss fight ends through a cutscene

  • @Modernww2fare
    @Modernww2fare 4 роки тому +18

    13:43 "in the 80s and 90s Bond started to get silly, too silly" *shows Timothy Dalton, the precursor to Daniel Craig's Bond*

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 4 роки тому +5

      80s and 90s
      Bond had some lows but had some great highs

  • @MustafaAli-lb8dq
    @MustafaAli-lb8dq 7 років тому +265

    That opening song lol!

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 8 років тому +60

    snake eater is a better bond song than the one for spectre... and that is from the absolute opposite to james bond!

  • @buzzlightyear3678
    @buzzlightyear3678 7 років тому +137

    Why are you not as big as YourMovieSucks? Priceless intro

    • @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera
      @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera 7 років тому +5

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR his user name probably

    • @oftinuvielskin9020
      @oftinuvielskin9020 7 років тому +1

      His comedic timing is a bit off sometimes, and he uses good music in a stupid way.

    • @allentowncola937
      @allentowncola937 7 років тому +3

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR He is good but Yms is probably the best channel on UA-cam

    • @S4RGE007
      @S4RGE007 7 років тому

      I saw you in toystory, you ever gonna do a tron/toystory deal?

  • @mr.donkeydick8977
    @mr.donkeydick8977 7 років тому +25

    I’m assuming when that dude said “he’s everywhere” it was in reference to Charles Stiles and his million cameras

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio 6 місяців тому +1

    4:07 The juxtaposition of the Spectre theme with Bond smashing the guy through the door gets me every time.

  • @IzayaV
    @IzayaV 7 років тому +17

    When you played Sam Smith's Bond song w/ the sensual images and cut to the over-the-top Bond action I laughed so friggen hard, your editing is amazing! I love that you're not afraid to make gay jokes at yourself either, you're a damn cool dude my guy

  • @mspaintlive8995
    @mspaintlive8995 7 років тому +195

    I didn't hate it but it was no where near as good as casino royal or sky fall

    • @mspaintlive8995
      @mspaintlive8995 7 років тому +16

      And there's no way this song was the worst bond film song

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 7 років тому +6

      I didn't think Skyfall was that good. It felt like a ripoff of both the Dark Knight and Goldeneye. Frankly ever since Danial Craig took over. It feels like there just been riding on other movies coattails.. Casino Royal felt like Jason Born movie and Specter feels like Captain America Winter Solider. But with a less interesting protagonist.

    • @NoName-jy8ou
      @NoName-jy8ou 6 років тому +1

      Lone Star imo sky fall is my favorite Craig bond film just because of silva

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 років тому +121

    In my opinion, I really feel like James Bond is a really tired character like he's done everything, I really feel like there's nothing new or different you can do with James Bond

    • @xeoncodeman2642
      @xeoncodeman2642 7 років тому +37

      I disagree, there are still some new ideas you can bring to the table. It depends on how far the writers are willing to stray from the formula.
      There is a niche audience who are perfectly happy to see the same thing over again and I suspect EON is afraid to lose those people.
      Sadly this comes at the cost of storytelling.

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 років тому +22

      Stop setting them in the modern day for one. Go back too the cold war, or even further back too the Two world wars. Bond's mother was Swiss, so we have a good excuse for him knowing German

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 7 років тому +4

      I doubt Danial Craig lifeless bond helps.

    • @ivanivez7456
      @ivanivez7456 7 років тому +3

      That's the thing. If the writers stray away from the formula then it's hardly a Bond film in my opinion. I mean cmon let's be honest Casino Royale was a good film but not a good Bond film. It strayed away from the formula completely. It didn't feel like a Bond film. It felt like Bourne. Same with QoS. Skyfall returned with familiar elements but still strayed away from the formula.
      So yeah Bond films should always have the traditional formula. That's what makes them stand out from other spy and action franchises.

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff 6 років тому +2

      Put him in space or the bottom of the ocean. I'd totally watch a movie about James Bond in BioShock!

  • @ujustgotdunkedon4523
    @ujustgotdunkedon4523 6 років тому +5

    Love you Ralph. This was the first video of yoursI watched but you really peaked with this. The criticism, the editing and the humour. Just perfect.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 6 років тому +8

    God, the hype for this one was real. No one had seen the older James Bond stuff, but we all knew SPECTRE returning was a big deal.
    And then it wasn’t a big deal.

  • @srslydoatm9251
    @srslydoatm9251 7 років тому +67

    I wish I could get the opening of this video on ITunes or SoundCloud...

  • @thelastmethbender
    @thelastmethbender 7 років тому +31

    ''He's just something that exists that I don't listen to''
    Well done

  • @ramenbowlproductions9479
    @ramenbowlproductions9479 7 років тому +41

    Was Ralph implying that Live And Let Die had a bad opening? Come on Ralph! The opening was okay, but at least the song is good.

  • @illusioNery
    @illusioNery 5 років тому +18

    “For England, James?”
    “No....for me”

  • @jeffbroadbent5072
    @jeffbroadbent5072 5 років тому +26

    Hey man the Live and Let Die opening was awesome

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому +13

      Only because of the fucking amazing song

  • @lilithgalac5102
    @lilithgalac5102 7 років тому +57

    It's so sad to see Andrew Scott do so terribly in this. His performance as Moriarty in Sherlock is so fucking amazing, it makes me believe he could have done better with a better script and director.

  • @davidaston0
    @davidaston0 7 років тому +28

    The best intro of any youtube video i've ever seen

  • @VenusianLissette
    @VenusianLissette 7 років тому +11

    the intro where the crying guy is remixed in with the singing... killed me hahahah
    quality content. thank you.

  • @-RalfVonDoom
    @-RalfVonDoom 6 років тому +28

    They got Ralph feinnes and didn't make him the villian? Where are their god damn brains!

    • @TheWadeC_
      @TheWadeC_ 4 роки тому +2

      I know I'm two years late, but I'm still gonna say this:
      That was exactly what I was thinking every time he's on screen.

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому +2

      And they put Andrew Scott in a role where he's not a fucking crazy psychopath. He's great in Black Mirror and Sherlock

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому

      What about the Grand Budapest Hotel? He wasn't the villain in that

  • @buzzbeebeebuzz6632
    @buzzbeebeebuzz6632 5 років тому +43

    Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best Bond installation.

  • @ubermenschmexa
    @ubermenschmexa 7 років тому +27

    Casino Royale had the best opening. Period.

  • @Unending_Joy
    @Unending_Joy 7 років тому +50

    what makes me mad, is that the villains actor can be good, in the Sherlock Holmes BBC series, he does a great job as the villain, Moriarty.

    • @apriljones1013
      @apriljones1013 6 років тому +9

      God Himself although Moriarty is written as an offensive homophobic stereotype who behaves illogically and inconsistently

    • @apriljones1013
      @apriljones1013 6 років тому +4

      D.M. Mortem well that's sort of the point. The character is queer coded, but if you watch the show the only people who are canonically either gay or bi are villains

    • @D.M.Mortem
      @D.M.Mortem 6 років тому +8

      April Jones, oh. I see. However I don't equate the representation of the villains being gay to a statement that all gays are evil.. that's just illogical.

    • @ashesshards4626
      @ashesshards4626 6 років тому +2

      God Himself almost every actor can be adequate or good when given a good script, role and such.

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 6 років тому +3

      April Jones and are you saying that's bad or ??

  • @kelloggs8865
    @kelloggs8865 7 років тому +42

    My family comes from Mexico city. Everything he said is true.

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 5 років тому +7

    I don’t know why but EVERYWHERE is my favorite Ralph meme

  • @andreidarius365
    @andreidarius365 6 років тому +216

    *EVERYWHERE*
    You've got a new subscriber

    • @moodlampActual
      @moodlampActual 6 років тому +3

      Glad you're on board. He couldn't do it without you.

    • @frankrevare4405
      @frankrevare4405 5 років тому +2

      you got a ne- EVERYWHERE

  • @EVO6-
    @EVO6- 7 років тому +13

    the tentacles represent that spectre has connections everywhere leading back to them, like an octopus. doesn't make it less weird and fetishy though.

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus 7 років тому +1

      It's also a widely used corporate and government symbol.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 6 років тому +1

      IT's also been their symbol since before the first bond movies ever existed, in the original novels

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous 3 роки тому +1

      EVERYWHERE!

  • @thaneoflions9576
    @thaneoflions9576 6 років тому +5

    I've had your Turkish Airlines Bond opening song cover stuck in my head all day. I absolutely LOVE it. Job well done my friend. 🦁👍🏽

  • @eyesorenolan5553
    @eyesorenolan5553 7 років тому +87

    6:29 What is that supposed to mean?
    HE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

    • @karstais
      @karstais 5 років тому +1

      he got fucking blown to pieces

  • @redcap1923
    @redcap1923 4 роки тому +13

    17:05 There's an explanation for the briefcase, but it's a pretty bad one.
    One guy was handing an explosive to another one, but the Italian isn't subtitled nor was it all explained beforehand.
    James hears and understand that one was dropping off or selling the other a bomb so he shoots it.
    Even then, explosives don't normally go off by being shot at.

  • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
    @bonjoviwankenobi8533 6 років тому +20

    _MEAHHRR_
    If I risk it aaAlllllll
    *_MEEAAHHHRR_*
    Could you break my faaallllll

  • @KaneK1234
    @KaneK1234 8 років тому +19

    Also, we could've gotten an awesome Radiohead theme song. Just let that sink in, and depress you.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  8 років тому +1

      +Enjoy the Decline After listening to it I think the Radiohead theme is just as bad as the Sam Smith one.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 років тому

      +ralphthemoviemaker Do you like the band Radiohead?

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 років тому

      +ralphthemoviemaker I think their album OK computer is a modern masterpiece.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  8 років тому +1

      I love Radiohead, just not that song.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 років тому

      +ralphthemoviemaker Haha, I'll admit I may just be a fanboy of the band. It's cool to know you're a fan of Radiohead, though! Love your channel! I love your cynicism towards these mainstream movies. I actually think you're the next RedLetterMedia! Considering they, especially Mike Stoklasa, seem to have lost their cynical side.

  • @drifter402
    @drifter402 7 років тому +10

    I actually liked the octopus imaginary. Representing Spektres enormous manipulation and control.

  • @glassesfreak3829
    @glassesfreak3829 7 років тому +5

    "I would call it script-ception, but I'm not an asshole." 10/10 fucking gold

  • @vmcdonald28
    @vmcdonald28 6 років тому +17

    I genuinely hated Spectre and thought the critics were a tad overhyped for this.

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 5 років тому +45

    E v e r y w h e r e

  • @Jkoal69
    @Jkoal69 5 років тому +17

    Skyfall had the best opening ever!

  • @monolyth421
    @monolyth421 8 років тому +7

    I saw this movie high as fuck in theaters. The intro credits were amazing. I have no idea what the movie's about though.

  • @kubolor1234
    @kubolor1234 7 років тому +39

    I swear I shouted 'Cunt' in the cinema but they had to go the 'Careless' route .....why?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 6 років тому +6

      Because MGM is still an American company, even though these characters are British. Should just dub it in with Fiennes' monologue from *In Bruges.*

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 6 років тому +7

      It's a humor thing, it's called misdirection. The writer wants you to think he's going to say cunt, but he says careless instead, while still implying the word cunt as well. I liked that scene personally

    • @1232sam
      @1232sam 6 років тому +3

      They got T!

    • @JulioHernandez-wy8nh
      @JulioHernandez-wy8nh 5 років тому +1

      They Got D

  • @bb-ih9hg
    @bb-ih9hg 4 роки тому +4

    "Cause the writing's on the waaaa - fuck this." I'm crying just stop

  • @maximumkorb
    @maximumkorb 4 роки тому +10

    Glad I'm not the only who found the theme song for this movie to be off.
    Seriously, they got a guy who sounds like he's crying to sing a James Bond song... why?

  • @Shutter-Writer
    @Shutter-Writer 7 років тому +5

    This intro should be on iTunes. It's a true inspiration and a masterpiece

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 7 років тому +14

    "Mexico City, that shithole." LMAO :D

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 7 років тому +5

    That intro made me realize that james bond0s intros are basically cheesy live action anime OPs

  • @h4ze-z5y
    @h4ze-z5y 5 років тому +7

    ralph that cover was absolutely beautiful

  • @lexgil6520
    @lexgil6520 5 років тому +3

    One of the best intros in the universe. Fact. Also, love how, outside the abandoned MI6 HQ, in the 3rd act, Bond just snaps his zipties like thin twigs. Cause reasons, and probably a couple of youtube vids. Or something