we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"
another iconic quote: Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face. *insert nock on door* dipper opens door Pacifica: I need your help. Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst *SLAMS DOOR* iconic.
“IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!
my all time favorite is either at 0:45 or Dipper: “Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blind fold too?” Stan: “ Well i might as well be with these cataracts*. What is that a wood pecker?” *proceeds to bust through the road barriers*
I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines Gets me every time. 😂💀
Some of my favorite Stan lines: "There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves." "OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-" "**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?" "The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."
The one that always gets stuck in my head is when Soos says “calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store! That’s not their slogan, I just really like the copier store” 😂
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
Alex Hirsch. Creator of gravity falls. Puppeteer of those he voices. McGucket, Stan, Bill, King Clawthorne, Hooty, and whoever else. They have things in common because they are all played by him, forced to act out similar yet different lives due to one person creating the chaos and destruction in their lives.
God these are great. A couple of lines I love that weren't here are "are you wearing a blinfold?" "Nah but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that a woodpecker?" **hits fence** "I smell **stares into distance** emotional issues" "Your camera's a cinderblock Toby" "I'm twaumitized!! :D"
mabel’s survey from the first episode always stays in my head😭 boy: “do you like me? yes🔲 definitely🔲 ABSOLUTELY!!!🔲?” mabel spying on him: “i rigged it😁”
Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.
"You can run! But I'll still be in you NIGHTMARES!"
What a line
bruhh this is the 3rd time exactly when someone in the clip is saying it i see the comment for it
@@potatogaming10110 BRUHHH, That literally happened to me too just now, lol.
1000th like bebe
My question is what was that kid doing playing in the dump?
Im using that lol
my all-time favorite
mabel: but isn’t this cheating?
dipper: pacifica’s rich, mabel, she’s cheating at life
Yuuuuuus why wasn’t this in here
*laughs in pain and sorrow*
@@mr.knightthedetective7435 why was that reply necessary
this line is reason I searched this video xd atleast found it here
we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. Stan is the king of iconic quotes.
indeed, he's a legend. personally one of my favorite characters from the show
"finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face"
grunkle stan 2012(i think)
There always good reason to punch a teenager aspecially when your teenager
Stan is just a living entity of misdemeanors and felonies too ridiculous to list down😂
"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Their is always good reason to punch a teenager
Blind the child
1:27 How did I forget such a great applicable line?
"Yes yes, burn the child"
1:39 is also increadibly applicable in day to day life
"Destroy the Child, Corrupt them All"
Stan sounds more evil when you put this scene at 0.25X speed.😈
Taeko Yasuhiro: Ahh, wonderful
another iconic quote:
Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face.
*insert nock on door* dipper opens door
Pacifica: I need your help.
Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst
*SLAMS DOOR*
iconic.
Haha
Dipper IS an icon.
*knock
"There are no cops in the woods. We take this to our graves."🤣💀
- Grunkle Stan
“Here kids go stick these fake safety violations on anything that looks like a future lawsuit”- Stan my favorite line from this show
“I ate a man alive tonight”
😕
Context please
@@Zeo1Thousand nah
What episode was that lol
@@chelseaoguike7570 summerween
3:06- "When there's no cops around, anything's legal"
Probably the best advice given by Grunkle Stan in the show! 🤣
2:26
"You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!"
Bill: *_"I see you're man of culture aswell..."_*
Are you impersonating me because you are accurate
@@RKtherunawaykid hi
No
This is funnier when you remember that “seeing” Bill is what traumatized MacGucket.
“Hey sir would you like to buy a Stan vac vacuum, STAN-VAC it sucks more then anything!”
"I ate a man tonight" HAS TO BE THE BEST CLIP EVER
I hope it's a bad man!
“IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!
The humor just fits the characters personality very well, it never feels unnatural
Bill is the best Disney villain. Change my mind
I cant man I cant
I can. He’s not the best Disney Villain, he’s the best villain ever.
@@_tonyvera oh, you right
@@darkspedicey1418 Aren’t I always ?
@@_tonyvera between him and doof tho. Wich is weird cause doof spells food backwards
3:32
"How can we serve you your majesty? The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!"
"I AM NOT A GIRRLLL"
".... really?"
that killed me ☠️☠️
I love how Dipper and Mabel told the gnomes that Gideon was a girl 🤣💀
@@adamjustadamLmao I forgot that line😂
To be fair, he sounds like one. Lmao
@@cesarv7685Yes, yes he does 😂
As I was reading the comments, I started reading this one and then the line happened
my all time favorite is either at 0:45 or
Dipper: “Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blind fold too?”
Stan: “ Well i might as well be with these cataracts*. What is that a wood pecker?”
*proceeds to bust through the road barriers*
It wasn't contacts. He said cataracts, which is an eye condition common in older people that causes your eyes to get cloudy which impairs your vision.
@@SohiHien oh yeah, its hard to remember and they sound the same mb
'remember; reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold BYEEE' is by far the best quote
1:52 Why is Stan talking about the apocalypse and buying gold. Thats's what Bill said . Food for thought
Also both call Ford 'Sixer' and both do the eenie meenie miny you
@@realboxofcrayons 🤔
earlier in the episode he was talking about hoarding brown meat for the apocalypse
@@realboxofcrayonsMatPat!!
I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.
“I’m giving none of this to charity!”
Stan has the best lines.
"As long as the cops aren't around, anything's legal!"
I can't get that one out of my head either
“My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
Thanks for all the likes holy shit.
but her aim is getting better!
BuT hEr AiM iS gEtTiNg BeTtEr!!!
Butter aim is getting BeTr
"You see it's funny because marriage is terrible"
I still don’t get the joke
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines
Gets me every time. 😂💀
Some of my favorite Stan lines:
"There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."
"OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-"
"**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?"
"The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."
Stress (I think) makes them chewy
"Yes, burn the child"
"HEY! IM SHORT, NOT DEAF."
Iconic lines
@@tobas6129 "Sh ! Sh ! Stress makes the flesh hard.".
"darn beautiful men... always... always eating out of my trash... wait what" - stan
This show still makes me laugh. I’m 20 years old and I still laugh when Stan says ‘burn the child’ 😂
Same here, love this show.
maybe you should speak to some one about that.
I just now realized... I think that quote may have been mocking Alex Jones saying "CORRUPT THEM ALL. DESTROY THE CHILD." Oh my god...
Bro, it'll still make you laugh at 30 I guarantee it.
2:40 My mom when I get birthday money
"ROAD SAFTY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED". My favorite quote ever
"when theres no cops around anything legal" theres always something new to learn
Stan is such a icon, someone to look up to
The fact that this show is 10 years old now is astounding
0:18
“It’s me! Number seven!”
*neck turn.*
“That’s not me guys- that’s not me!”
I love this show.
"That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
Absolute gem
2:02 my fav line ever
I say "Anythings legal when there's no cops around" often
Also "My ex still misses me, _but her aims getting better!"_
"I'm giving none of these to charity!"
Ohh, that's so sweet of Grunkle Stan, become a total Scrooge as always.
This show is single handily responsible for my sense of humor
“IM GIVING NONE OF THIS TO CHARITY” 💀
“That’s why I own 10 guns, incase some freak comes in and gets a ladder”
When Bill randomly deepens his voice for like the smallest phrases, it’s literally the funniest shit 😂
1:27 To this day this still got me dead 💀
"I ate a man alive, tonight"
_several concerned glances_
The one that always gets stuck in my head is when Soos says “calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store! That’s not their slogan, I just really like the copier store” 😂
3:38 Bro💀💀💀
“That’s why I own 10 guns incase some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder” just caught me off guard it’s funny
"Nacho earrings! Im hilarious! "
"That's debatable"- Stan
One I love is “aim for the head, it’s natures snooze button”
“Yes yes! Burn the child!” That’s my favorite one
“that’s why i own 10 guns just in case someone tries sneaking in a ladder
That "I'll be watching you" at the end always gives me chills
“Kevin has the voice of a robot”
You’re one to talk
Lol
"Stan van! It sucks more than anything!" I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING
You know, some of these quotes make me realize how surprising it is that this is actually a Disney show
“what is that a woodpecker-“ lmaoo
0:43 this is one of my dads favorite quotes, rest in peace dad (he isn’t dead he just likes sleeping)
“Yes yes burn the child” had me dying
Yeah it’s so funny
BURN THE CHILD
it was originally "blind the child" but S&P didnt approve
Of course its not s&p aproved happens everytime :(
I’m surprised they allowed Burn the child over blind the child
2:48 me after a night of drinking with the boys.
"B U R N T H E C H I L D"
we stan stan for that
“Bury your gold”
*gets upset cause Robbie doesn’t Answer*
“YOU’VE BEEN BUYING GOLD RIGHT?!?!”
Who else can agree that Stan is basically Husk from Hazbin Hotel if he ever had kids and less drunk
Both of them do like Gambling...
If Gravity Falls wasn't a kid's show, Stan would 100% be cursing as much as Husk does.
This show is so different, that’s why i love it
Stan: "bUt HeR aIm Is GeTtIn' BeTtEr!"
**silence for a reason**
Stan, not taking the hint: "hEr AiM iS gEtTiN' bEtTeR!"
“get ready to meet yer maker kids! my maker is ballway games in redmond washington” -that pinball machine
One u forgot is "remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, by gold, BYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE" -bill cipher
"I ate a man alive tonight."
Is my all time favorite 😭
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
I love how this basically goes on for the whole series.
“It’s funny how dumb you are”
-Bill Cipher 2015
“YOU GUYS ARE BUTTFACES” gets me every time
Me on the way to work: Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!!
“That wasn’t, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?”
-Soos after running through the Summerween Trickster with his car. It’s a valid question.
Alex Hirsch. Creator of gravity falls. Puppeteer of those he voices. McGucket, Stan, Bill, King Clawthorne, Hooty, and whoever else. They have things in common because they are all played by him, forced to act out similar yet different lives due to one person creating the chaos and destruction in their lives.
This is literally 60% Stan
God these are great. A couple of lines I love that weren't here are
"are you wearing a blinfold?" "Nah but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that a woodpecker?" **hits fence**
"I smell **stares into distance** emotional issues"
"Your camera's a cinderblock Toby"
"I'm twaumitized!! :D"
@Aavi the last one is from summerween, the little kid that gets eaten by the monster ahaha
0:46 I still don’t know why that happened.
S1 the boy band episode
0:40 omg that transition is so smooth 😮
"ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!" My favorite XD
80% of these lines are Stan’s that just proving how he’s the funniest character in all of cartoons
I wish you included "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends."
I feel like Stan knows that weirdmeggon is coming
I love the idea that Stan's classic my ex wife line is from his dad XD
I love how Bill straight up told them about Weirdmaggedon and still nobody saw it coming until it was too late. And this goes to us as well.
“Burn the child”
Parenting 101 with Gruncle Stan
Oh man I love Stan and his quotes are funny and iconic.
mabel’s survey from the first episode always stays in my head😭
boy: “do you like me?
yes🔲
definitely🔲
ABSOLUTELY!!!🔲?”
mabel spying on him: “i rigged it😁”
0:51
“Darn beautiful men. Always eating through my trash. Wait wha-“
The "hmm, ahhh YES YES BURN THE CHILD always gets me
Nevermind all of stans clips are my absolute fav
God I love this show
"Yes. Yes! B U R N T H E F U C K I N G C H I L D . "
“Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!!"
-Grunkle Stan
2:15 That line is kinda hilarious.🤣❤️
When life gives you lemons, call them golden limes and sell them for triple their price.
"I'm giving none of this to charity!"
“Road safetly laws prepare to be IGNORED” is my favorite
"yes, yes, burn the child~" -Stanley pines
Mabel makes me laugh at 0:38 😁
God, stan is a walking meme. Best character.
"WHEN THERE'S NO COPS AROUND ANYTHING'S LEGAL". the quote I live by every single day.
Hahaha haha .... wait
Oh, you as well?!
Ah yes. *the quote my entire family lives by*
Gta in a nutshell
There's also "Yes yes burn the child"
i’m so glad the gravity falls fandom is still alive
You and me both
Of course. This is basically the best Disney show.
Same
Look into Inside Job
@@GhostBear3067 did that when it came out! so good
“Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right?”
Stanley Pines, ahead of his time
Nah he was buying NFTs
Gold has been a good investment for thousands of years, mainly because it's shiny.
Humans aren't smart.
He wasn’t wrong about the apocalypse coming at least
@@forgottenrights351 isn't it rare
@@racim3443 And shiny, especially shiny
3:14 “Kevin has the voice of a robot” says BMO.
DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME CANDY!!!!
Says LSP@@winterhybrid7953
i love irony XD
Oh my goodness what is wrong with me. Why did i never realize that is the voice of BMO.
great, now I can't unhear it
I love how 80% of this is Stan
Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.
Makes sense ngl
Hes too iconic
As it should be
@@EarlyOwOwl honestly I completely agree