Gravity Falls Quotes that can't get out of my head

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  • @rotem1945
    @rotem1945 3 роки тому +9289

    "finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face"
    grunkle stan 2012(i think)

    • @foreverfishing7423
      @foreverfishing7423 3 роки тому +174

      There always good reason to punch a teenager aspecially when your teenager

    • @brendonsmith3080
      @brendonsmith3080 3 роки тому +83

      Stan is just a living entity of misdemeanors and felonies too ridiculous to list down😂

    • @EthanMastercrafter
      @EthanMastercrafter 3 роки тому +71

      "Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"

    • @foreverfishing7423
      @foreverfishing7423 2 роки тому +3

      Their is always good reason to punch a teenager

    • @endz2842
      @endz2842 2 роки тому +1

      Blind the child

  • @tiarac243
    @tiarac243 3 роки тому +25649

    I love how 80% of this is Stan

    • @j.m.h.6363
      @j.m.h.6363 3 роки тому +1022

      Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 3 роки тому +125

      Makes sense ngl

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 3 роки тому +93

      Hes too iconic

    • @Law01YT
      @Law01YT 3 роки тому +36

      As it should be

    • @sofia7816
      @sofia7816 3 роки тому +24

      @@EarlyOwOwl honestly I completely agree

  • @Off_-ut9uv
    @Off_-ut9uv 10 місяців тому +542

    "I ate a man tonight" HAS TO BE THE BEST CLIP EVER

    • @mombijombo
      @mombijombo 5 місяців тому

      I hope it's a bad man!

    • @ernestitorant_yt
      @ernestitorant_yt 3 місяці тому +5

      "Was it the tax collector? Please tell me it was the tax collector"
      -stan probably

    • @-M.220
      @-M.220 Місяць тому +1

      @@ernestitorant_yt "it was the licorice man" -probably soos' response

    • @ernestitorant_yt
      @ernestitorant_yt Місяць тому +1

      @@-M.220 "was he a tax collector?" -Stan, probably

  • @ellascottbrook
    @ellascottbrook 3 роки тому +11821

    i’m so glad the gravity falls fandom is still alive

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 3 роки тому +19566

    "You can run! But I'll still be in you NIGHTMARES!"
    What a line

    • @potatogaming10110
      @potatogaming10110 3 роки тому +93

      bruhh this is the 3rd time exactly when someone in the clip is saying it i see the comment for it

    • @Noviicore
      @Noviicore 3 роки тому +47

      @@potatogaming10110 BRUHHH, That literally happened to me too just now, lol.

    • @neatboy_bug_collector
      @neatboy_bug_collector 3 роки тому +10

      1000th like bebe

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 3 роки тому +32

      My question is what was that kid doing playing in the dump?

    • @SiJullianToGuys
      @SiJullianToGuys 3 роки тому +4

      Im using that lol

  • @theflunkoutdude90
    @theflunkoutdude90 8 місяців тому +3097

    3:14 “Kevin has the voice of a robot” says BMO.

  • @joannareiferrer8468
    @joannareiferrer8468 3 роки тому +9651

    my all-time favorite
    mabel: but isn’t this cheating?
    dipper: pacifica’s rich, mabel, she’s cheating at life

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl 2 роки тому +134

      Yuuuuuus why wasn’t this in here

    • @mr.knightthedetective7435
      @mr.knightthedetective7435 2 роки тому +128

      *laughs in pain and sorrow*

    • @someartistontheinternetnam816
      @someartistontheinternetnam816 2 роки тому +32

      @@mr.knightthedetective7435 why was that reply necessary

    • @arias1610
      @arias1610 2 роки тому +5

      this line is reason I searched this video xd atleast found it here

    • @JimboPro
      @JimboPro 2 роки тому +69

      we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway 3 роки тому +32939

    Stan is basically a walking pile of iconic quotes.

  • @drakehatch9171
    @drakehatch9171 Рік тому +1784

    I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. Stan is the king of iconic quotes.

    • @tutubism
      @tutubism Рік тому +36

      indeed, he's a legend. personally one of my favorite characters from the show

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 3 роки тому +17503

    "Darn beautiful men.....always eating out of my trash" FUCKING GOLD LINE XD

  • @DragoNugget
    @DragoNugget 3 роки тому +15156

    "Anything is legal when theres no cops around" had me DYING💀💀

  • @nianivon8758
    @nianivon8758 Рік тому +1310

    another iconic quote:
    Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face.
    *insert nock on door* dipper opens door
    Pacifica: I need your help.
    Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst
    *SLAMS DOOR*
    iconic.

  • @edwardianlinersdead7864
    @edwardianlinersdead7864 3 роки тому +4253

    "WHEN THERE'S NO COPS AROUND ANYTHING'S LEGAL". the quote I live by every single day.

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 3 роки тому +6276

    “Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right?”
    Stanley Pines, ahead of his time

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +93

      Nah he was buying NFTs

    • @forgottenrights351
      @forgottenrights351 3 роки тому +164

      Gold has been a good investment for thousands of years, mainly because it's shiny.
      Humans aren't smart.

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 3 роки тому +77

      He wasn’t wrong about the apocalypse coming at least

    • @racim3443
      @racim3443 3 роки тому +12

      @@forgottenrights351 isn't it rare

    • @fnutarf2085
      @fnutarf2085 3 роки тому +38

      @@racim3443 And shiny, especially shiny

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Рік тому +905

    I think Stan is the perfect parallel twin to Mabel. They captured the essence of feminine confidence vs. masculine confidence in a very comedic way.

  • @LeeJ2512
    @LeeJ2512 3 роки тому +4830

    When my daughter was a bit younger I'd pretend to be Soos and say "arm throoooone" and pick her up and walk her places. Love this show.

  • @cyrvidae
    @cyrvidae 3 роки тому +20086

    Fun fact: When Stan says “Burn the child,” his lips mouth “Blind the child”, which was his original line before disney made them change it-the animators didn’t seem to get the memo

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  3 роки тому +3903

      I didn't know about that but the line that disney chose became far more memorable.

    • @ThisIsWizardsHandle
      @ThisIsWizardsHandle 3 роки тому +3618

      Why would Disney like “burn the child” over “blind the child”? That makes no sense 😂

    • @cyrvidae
      @cyrvidae 3 роки тому +1003

      @@ThisIsWizardsHandle ask them not me I don’t get it either 💀

    • @InsidePhil
      @InsidePhil 3 роки тому +1578

      @@cyrvidae It’s a lot less heavy to say a ray of light is going to ‘burn’ a kid, and not specify how intense the burn would be, than to plot about dealing the irreversible damage blinding a child with a magnifying glass and the sun would cause. Also probably don’t want Timmy to use his laser pointer on his friends and call this show his inspiration when he’s in the principals office

    • @notimportant1659
      @notimportant1659 3 роки тому +516

      @@InsidePhil Noted, molotov coctails are safer than laser pointersn got it

  • @phantom5731
    @phantom5731 Рік тому +818

    "I've been twaumatized."
    - Gorney

  • @ricardopersad1526
    @ricardopersad1526 3 роки тому +7644

    *Let's be honest, we all wished we had a relative like Grunkle Stan*

    • @Anonymous_Individual
      @Anonymous_Individual 3 роки тому +322

      Be the grunkle Stan in your relatives life

    • @ricardopersad1526
      @ricardopersad1526 3 роки тому +130

      @@Anonymous_Individual I will... But i kinda already have an uncle very similar to this... so I'm lucky

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +126

      I have four uncles like Stan. Two which are in a Mexican prison 😂

    • @yamagamikensei2232
      @yamagamikensei2232 3 роки тому +53

      since i dont have a relative like grunkle stan,I WILL BE GRUNKLE STAN

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 2 роки тому +12

      Nah I don't want to go to prison

  • @Codemister2009
    @Codemister2009 3 роки тому +21861

    "yes yes,B U R N T H E C H I L D"

  • @raymondkwon1301
    @raymondkwon1301 Рік тому +68

    "yes yes BURN THE CHILD"
    "Stan-Vac, it sucks more than anything"
    -Stanley

  • @manishbro1644
    @manishbro1644 2 роки тому +3396

    "If you have lemons , sell them saying it's Golden Oranges."
    -Stan

  • @kyripiro224
    @kyripiro224 3 роки тому +6988

    "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYYYYE!"
    "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!..."
    "WALK IT OFF!"

    • @bananajam6393
      @bananajam6393 3 роки тому +72

      ICONIC

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +99

      If reality is an illusion,how is the gold I bought real and why do I need to buy it if it's not real 😂

    • @kyripiro224
      @kyripiro224 3 роки тому +70

      @@vladimir-savage72 Don't ask me ask Bill Cipher

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 роки тому +22

      Crypto is for suckers.

    • @noob-qd8hg
      @noob-qd8hg 3 роки тому +24

      “anythings allowed when the cops arent around!”

  • @hananihafiz312
    @hananihafiz312 Рік тому +427

    the scene in Little Dipper episode, when Gideon said, ''MY LIGHT!'' to Stan (he actually meant the light that can zoom in and zoom out things) and he replied, ''You are the light of my life too.'' before closing the door got me laughing so hard. GOSH I LOVE THAT MAN.

    • @pieseł2173
      @pieseł2173 6 місяців тому +5

      This line is always funny 😂

    • @lampshade7189
      @lampshade7189 5 місяців тому +4

      That line kills me on every rewatch

  • @Migster-sp9zv
    @Migster-sp9zv 2 роки тому +7514

    1:03 “…that’s why I own 10 guns…incase some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder…” forever my favorite 😂😂😂

    • @mr.trouble827
      @mr.trouble827 2 роки тому +50

      I wonder where are them

    • @Shin0wshiii
      @Shin0wshiii 2 роки тому +45

      1:07

    • @BehelitZero
      @BehelitZero 2 роки тому +62

      America🇺🇸

    • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
      @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Рік тому +32

      The best part is that he does have a ladder if you go to the unconvincing or whatever that episode is called Wendy takes them up to the roof via ladder 😂😂

    • @djmewtwo6981
      @djmewtwo6981 Рік тому +18

      Average American citizen:

  • @aaronolson6736
    @aaronolson6736 3 роки тому +1947

    1:27 How did I forget such a great applicable line?

    • @guepardo1145
      @guepardo1145 3 роки тому +51

      "Yes yes, burn the child"

    • @MeMe-nn8lm
      @MeMe-nn8lm 3 роки тому +119

      1:39 is also increadibly applicable in day to day life

    • @arthurlima122
      @arthurlima122 3 роки тому +26

      "Destroy the Child, Corrupt them All"

    • @cmp4237
      @cmp4237 3 роки тому +12

      Stan sounds more evil when you put this scene at 0.25X speed.😈

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 3 роки тому

      Taeko Yasuhiro: Ahh, wonderful

  • @Lilia-in4hd
    @Lilia-in4hd Рік тому +192

    The humor just fits the characters personality very well, it never feels unnatural

  • @NoahDplayzz
    @NoahDplayzz 2 роки тому +3028

    "Can someone give me a Memory Gun so i could forget Gravity Falls & re-watch the show again?"
    i felt that

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Рік тому +29

      And rick and morty pilot

    • @Correct-correctself
      @Correct-correctself Рік тому +9

      @@BlackDiamond2718no

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Рік тому +4

      @@Correct-correctself dont care

    • @RVAdada
      @RVAdada Рік тому +14

      I’d like that so i could not only be able to rewatch all my favorites and they’ll all be special again

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 Рік тому +3

      I'm watching it for the first time 😂

  • @sparklingemolga5169
    @sparklingemolga5169 3 роки тому +909

    "I've got some children I need to make into Corpses"

    • @kanerowan1534
      @kanerowan1534 3 роки тому +52

      And always remember, if the cops aren't around anything is legal

    • @andrewwitt333
      @andrewwitt333 8 місяців тому +5

      And...I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN

    • @juanrivera2727
      @juanrivera2727 7 місяців тому +4

      S E E Y O U R E A L S O O N

    • @alaineahrens3438
      @alaineahrens3438 5 місяців тому

      I live by that quote

    • @anjupradhan8464
      @anjupradhan8464 2 місяці тому

      WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS I'M GONNA DISSASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES

  • @drezdenpetrie
    @drezdenpetrie Рік тому +215

    “IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!

  • @TheSeptacle
    @TheSeptacle 2 роки тому +2671

    Whenever I hear Stan’s voice, I can’t help but smile, because I know something funny is coming

    • @suspiciousastronaut4743
      @suspiciousastronaut4743 8 місяців тому +3

      Jesus 1.5k likes and no replies? This feels rare lol

    • @anafangurl626
      @anafangurl626 7 місяців тому +8

      That’s Alex Hirsch for ya! 👍🏼

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 6 місяців тому +7

      He was just talking about the sweet release of death when I read your comment 😂

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +3152

    2:26
    "You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!"
    Bill: *_"I see you're man of culture aswell..."_*

  • @DORK819
    @DORK819 6 місяців тому +102

    "Soda! I'm gonna drink it like a human! *Literally drowns* "
    -Bipper

  • @Iamalwayswatchingyouall
    @Iamalwayswatchingyouall 3 роки тому +1035

    "Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?"
    "Nah, but with these cataracts i might as well be."
    "What is that, a woodpecker?"

    • @coworker4391
      @coworker4391 2 роки тому +43

      drives car off cliff

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn 2 роки тому +8

      @@coworker4391 AH!

    • @motheroftheuniverse6140
      @motheroftheuniverse6140 Рік тому +5

      My man’s legally blind how is he still driving

    • @shanebhoy1888
      @shanebhoy1888 Рік тому +6

      ​@@motheroftheuniverse6140 he actually has a seeing eye bear that is prescribed to drive him around by Dr Medicine

    • @rykergunns7877
      @rykergunns7877 4 місяці тому +1

      @@shanebhoy1888 well can't argue with doctor medicine

  • @jonibologna8514
    @jonibologna8514 3 роки тому +3943

    "My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin better" is a quote that my little brother and I STILL quote on the regular to this day. We heard that when I was in 4th grade and he was in 2nd. Now I'm a college student about to get my first apartment and he's about to graduate high school, still saying the same shit. Love that.

    • @toms.a.savage7232
      @toms.a.savage7232 2 роки тому +80

      Just reading this comment just made me realize that I'm getting old.

    • @mauidemigodofthewindandsea456
      @mauidemigodofthewindandsea456 2 роки тому +121

      You have to make sure to say “but her aim is getting better” twice with the second one after a brief uncomfortable pause.

    • @AneXineohp
      @AneXineohp 2 роки тому +6

      @@mauidemigodofthewindandsea456 i did so as I read that part of the comment out-loud

    • @otakulover1492
      @otakulover1492 2 роки тому +8

      I GET IT NOW!!!! OMG WHY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG??????

    • @arogueburrito
      @arogueburrito 2 роки тому +8

      Jesus Gravity Falls came out when I was ten. The nostalgia hurts

  • @princess_lucky2
    @princess_lucky2 11 місяців тому +37

    "when you put your money in it mysteriously disapears"😂😂

  • @PixlyPenguin
    @PixlyPenguin 3 роки тому +1277

    “I ate a man alive tonight”

  • @herothecrow994
    @herothecrow994 3 роки тому +605

    “They say keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I keep 10 guns in the house, in case any maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”

  • @tunethawtay-mo8dp
    @tunethawtay-mo8dp 6 місяців тому +14

    When Bill said "Until then I'll be watching you *I'll be watching you* " he went up the favorite list, love a creepy yet enjoyable character, and I'm gonna start using that line on my friends

  • @mr_archer44
    @mr_archer44 3 роки тому +3106

    "It's me, number 7"
    "That's not me, guys. That's not me!"
    Why do I find that so funny 😂😂

    • @irishmandan7748
      @irishmandan7748 3 роки тому +18

      Don't worry I did to

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 3 роки тому +91

      The delivery. Both lines are perfectly spoken.

    • @chelseaoguike7570
      @chelseaoguike7570 3 роки тому +7

      Same lmao

    • @BumboMcJumbo
      @BumboMcJumbo 3 роки тому +3

      *no, friends!*

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 3 роки тому +42

      The glares that the other dippers give the the actual Number 7 is what sells it for me

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 роки тому +1536

    "I can buy and sell you, old man!" -Gideon, to his own father

    • @OddlyAnimated1203
      @OddlyAnimated1203 Рік тому +14

      Oh my goodness 😂 😂

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 Рік тому +52

      "...Fair enough." - Bud Gleeful, in response.

    • @Plainjane1398
      @Plainjane1398 Рік тому +4

      I love that one.

    • @CageBlack1443
      @CageBlack1443 Рік тому +7

      As much as I find Gideon annoying, I don't hate him, and that scene is one of the reasons.

    • @2ndThe1st
      @2ndThe1st Рік тому +13

      In spanish this quote gets mixed up a little, but still pretty funny. It goes kinda like "Remember I can sell you to the zoo father!"

  • @wildpurple005
    @wildpurple005 10 місяців тому +15

    Stan: owns 10 guns
    Also Stan: exclusively uses fists

  • @riymeep6708
    @riymeep6708 2 роки тому +2650

    "We have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteeriously disappears."
    "Oh of course!"
    "Woooow!"
    "That makes perfect sense!"
    All Grunkle Stan scenes are perfect

    • @cybernet343
      @cybernet343 2 роки тому +54

      Come to think of it, this could also describe NFTs.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 2 роки тому +3

      Literally popped up as soon as I found this comment

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 2 роки тому +6

      That was totally worth the drive!

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Рік тому +6

      Fun fact: the guys at Gideon's tent say the same thing with his money sack.

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 Рік тому +1

      Honestly,.....WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!

  • @latexu95
    @latexu95 2 роки тому +2398

    "There are no cops in the woods. We take this to our graves."🤣💀
    - Grunkle Stan

    • @mackenziej8980
      @mackenziej8980 7 місяців тому +52

      “Here kids go stick these fake safety violations on anything that looks like a future lawsuit”- Stan my favorite line from this show

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare Рік тому +14

    0:52 “Darn beautiful men. Always eating, eating out of my trash…. Wait what?”

  • @nightmarea1922
    @nightmarea1922 3 роки тому +672

    I love how Stan unintentionally foreshadowed the apocalypse

    • @sukiniang8653
      @sukiniang8653 2 роки тому +3

      brownmeat4lyf

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 2 роки тому +51

      That, and him and Bill have eerie, weird ass sayings like ''buy Gold before the apocalypse" and do that "Eeny meeny miney YOU" thing. They both call Ford "Sixer" and sing "We'll meet again" at some point. That and they're both voiced by the same guy.
      There's so much more sketchy, disturbing stuff between Bill and Grunkle Stan but if you wanna know all of it watch Matpat's Video on it (on Film theory). With everything in the show I can't tell if that's forshadowing for something much darker or if Alex Hirsch is meming on us since he voices both of them XD

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 роки тому +26

      @@burgerburger7975 To be fair, Alex hirsch voices like 6 of the main characters

    • @ADHDCoffeedrinker
      @ADHDCoffeedrinker 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah

  • @Chief4Army117
    @Chief4Army117 2 роки тому +552

    3:06- "When there's no cops around, anything's legal"
    Probably the best advice given by Grunkle Stan in the show! 🤣

  • @AFigmentOfYourImagination420
    @AFigmentOfYourImagination420 11 місяців тому +38

    "As long as the cops aren't around, anything's legal!"
    I can't get that one out of my head either

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 3 роки тому +1595

    "Also, tight pants are overrated"
    Dipper don't lie to her

  • @Cornpopsabaddude
    @Cornpopsabaddude 3 роки тому +334

    A quote that I recently found memorable is "You can't break something that is already broken"

  • @SomeRandom-ssj
    @SomeRandom-ssj Рік тому +43

    “You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines
    Gets me every time. 😂💀

  • @onemorememe7707
    @onemorememe7707 3 роки тому +855

    1:57 Sometimes Gravity Falls Hits Hard

    • @Kivvi190
      @Kivvi190 2 роки тому +41

      mable rocking back and forth had me dead

  • @honest_126
    @honest_126 3 роки тому +134

    The final "I'll. Be. Watchinnnng youuuuu," is way creepier when you realize he faces the screen. He does it on purpose and that is terrifying.

  • @xxangixx2245
    @xxangixx2245 7 місяців тому +8

    'Miss, why did you burn that child?'
    'grunkle Stan told me tho'
    'but its illegal'
    'no it's not, there weren't any cops around'

  • @thekyoungin6054
    @thekyoungin6054 2 роки тому +2340

    3:32
    "How can we serve you your majesty? The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!"
    "I AM NOT A GIRRLLL"
    ".... really?"
    that killed me ☠️☠️

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam Рік тому +121

      I love how Dipper and Mabel told the gnomes that Gideon was a girl 🤣💀

    • @theiceplazmafoxy3637
      @theiceplazmafoxy3637 Рік тому +12

      ​@@adamjustadamLmao I forgot that line😂

    • @cesarv7685
      @cesarv7685 Рік тому +17

      To be fair, he sounds like one. Lmao

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam Рік тому +6

      @@cesarv7685Yes, yes he does 😂

    • @conlannichols6989
      @conlannichols6989 Рік тому +5

      As I was reading the comments, I started reading this one and then the line happened

  • @conflictedknight6083
    @conflictedknight6083 2 роки тому +439

    1:52 Why is Stan talking about the apocalypse and buying gold. Thats's what Bill said . Food for thought

    • @conflictedknight6083
      @conflictedknight6083 Рік тому +4

      @@realboxofcrayons 🤔

    • @bl4z3marshy37
      @bl4z3marshy37 Рік тому +3

      earlier in the episode he was talking about hoarding brown meat for the apocalypse

    • @justinharvey7398
      @justinharvey7398 Рік тому +3

      ​@@realboxofcrayonsMatPat!!

    • @Dan_om3
      @Dan_om3 Рік тому +24

      I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.

    • @peet-janissen5838
      @peet-janissen5838 11 місяців тому +4

      But that is just a theory

  • @JohnMarkwood-g4p
    @JohnMarkwood-g4p 28 днів тому +2

    The part when Stan says, "I've seen the face of beauty" afterwards he says, "Oh, these cannibals are on to something" and takes another bite

  • @atoastthatcantalk8712
    @atoastthatcantalk8712 3 роки тому +522

    3:33 This is the funniest thing

  • @lukasholtkamp7614
    @lukasholtkamp7614 3 роки тому +255

    All of those lines are iconic, but I still most appreciate "Road safety laws... prepare to be ignored!" for some reason

  • @Frankieplayz10107
    @Frankieplayz10107 3 місяці тому +16

    1:23 Yes! Yes! B U R N T H E C H I L D

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 3 роки тому +248

    “I’m giving none of this to charity!”
    Stan has the best lines.

  • @uselessartist7427
    @uselessartist7427 3 роки тому +390

    “Yes, yes, burn the child” lowkey best line for me rn-

  • @LadWithTheHat
    @LadWithTheHat 5 місяців тому +4

    "darn beautiful men... always... always eating out of my trash... wait what" - stan

  • @darkspedicey1418
    @darkspedicey1418 3 роки тому +911

    Bill is the best Disney villain. Change my mind

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  3 роки тому +104

      I cant man I cant

    • @_tonyvera
      @_tonyvera 3 роки тому +114

      I can. He’s not the best Disney Villain, he’s the best villain ever.

    • @darkspedicey1418
      @darkspedicey1418 3 роки тому +24

      @@_tonyvera oh, you right

    • @_tonyvera
      @_tonyvera 3 роки тому +11

      @@darkspedicey1418 Aren’t I always ?

    • @zanderhanna2596
      @zanderhanna2596 3 роки тому +34

      @@_tonyvera between him and doof tho. Wich is weird cause doof spells food backwards

  • @sakshamsinghyt
    @sakshamsinghyt 3 роки тому +347

    "I have seen the face of beauty".

  • @vendetta803
    @vendetta803 Рік тому +22

    1:04 I think this quote lives rent free in all of our heads 😂

  • @angel_dude2.049
    @angel_dude2.049 2 роки тому +351

    Bill: Especially the fat one
    Soos: *He’s talking about you*
    1:45

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 3 роки тому +3955

    “My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
    Thanks for all the likes holy shit.

    • @YouCann0tSeeMe
      @YouCann0tSeeMe 3 роки тому +170

      but her aim is getting better!

    • @ahaririguy
      @ahaririguy 3 роки тому +146

      BuT hEr AiM iS gEtTiNg BeTtEr!!!

    • @Ckru785
      @Ckru785 3 роки тому +72

      Butter aim is getting BeTr

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 роки тому +187

      "You see it's funny because marriage is terrible"

    • @kaylabattle9532
      @kaylabattle9532 3 роки тому +17

      I still don’t get the joke

  • @annigram
    @annigram 4 місяці тому +2

    “we’ll never forget you mabel, because we’re gonna kidnap you” is a hidden gem and i’m tired of acting like it isn’t

  • @_the_n0mad_344
    @_the_n0mad_344 2 роки тому +118

    "ROAD SAFTY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED". My favorite quote ever

  • @SolarEclipse-po7iu
    @SolarEclipse-po7iu 3 роки тому +1278

    Some of my favorite Stan lines:
    "There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."
    "OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-"
    "**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?"
    "The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 3 роки тому +37

      Stress (I think) makes them chewy

    • @petSyeciD
      @petSyeciD 2 роки тому

      "Yes, burn the child"

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 2 роки тому +30

      "HEY! IM SHORT, NOT DEAF."

    • @rafaelbarrerafernandez5932
      @rafaelbarrerafernandez5932 2 роки тому +8

      Iconic lines

    • @JabamiLain
      @JabamiLain 2 роки тому +10

      @@tobas6129 "Sh ! Sh ! Stress makes the flesh hard.".

  • @littlemissrips
    @littlemissrips Рік тому +9

    "IM GIVING NONE OF THIS TO CHARITY"
    I'm dying-

  • @VicSKwan
    @VicSKwan 3 роки тому +293

    1:06 The fact that guns are mentioned on this Disney show surprises me

    • @complexclamps-_-7530
      @complexclamps-_-7530 2 роки тому +31

      We have ghosts demons and gnomes and a evil triangle demon

    • @VicSKwan
      @VicSKwan 2 роки тому +19

      @Girl that burns orphans cutely (joke) Grunkle Stan would openly use his gun and would also be seen actually robbing places with said gun

    • @outlawjoe5447
      @outlawjoe5447 2 роки тому +7

      Kids know what Guns are

    • @synchronized-kv31
      @synchronized-kv31 6 місяців тому

      Guns are also mentions in Big City Greens

  • @Deconstruction_Administrator
    @Deconstruction_Administrator 2 роки тому +156

    "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @the_strange_weirdo
    @the_strange_weirdo 4 місяці тому +3

    "Grunkle stan, are you wearing a blindfold?"
    "Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?"
    *CRASH*

  • @nerdyartist3239
    @nerdyartist3239 3 роки тому +180

    “Yes yes..Burn the child…”
    That’s gotta be one of my favorite Grunkle Stan Quotes 😂

  • @saravelasco5807
    @saravelasco5807 3 роки тому +310

    If you think about it, Bill Cipher is one of the most quotable because people are trying to figure out the sense behind his madness. Everyone else is because they are shocking, relatable, or funny. 😇

  • @Ejz1988
    @Ejz1988 Рік тому +11

    "Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!!" - Bill Cypher

    • @solarflames7721
      @solarflames7721 5 місяців тому +1

      “You’ve been buying gold, right?” - Stanley Pines

    • @ernestitorant_yt
      @ernestitorant_yt 3 місяці тому +1

      egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab, egassem sdrawkcab!

  • @izukumidoriya924
    @izukumidoriya924 3 роки тому +102

    1:39 No amount of therapy will ever make that right

  • @ambroseexe
    @ambroseexe 2 роки тому +291

    “MY LIGHT”
    “You’re the light of my life too, pal.”
    * SLAM *
    I always cry at that one

  • @alexg0719
    @alexg0719 Рік тому +56

    3:20 exactly what girls do

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 роки тому +87

    "Dude, you lost me."
    "I know.."
    THAT LINE HITS SO FUCKING HARD

  • @pineapplesauce6509
    @pineapplesauce6509 3 роки тому +67

    i was sorta disappointed to not have the "we put the FUN in no reFUNds" line in here, but these are so iconic fdsfds

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  3 роки тому +9

      You know there can be a Part 2, in that video I can put every quote I missed out and I'll keep the quote you had in mind.

  • @AUTISTICALI3N
    @AUTISTICALI3N 3 місяці тому +19

    me when i search up my name on google and go to images (the images aren’t me): 0:21

  • @thewolfofgallifrey5961
    @thewolfofgallifrey5961 3 роки тому +677

    "Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death."
    "I decapitated Larry King."
    "GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! (inhale) SON OF A--"
    (Dipper stops the tape)

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 роки тому +38

      I love how Stan acknowledges that he is in a kids show

    • @imjustagirl1611
      @imjustagirl1611 2 роки тому +4

      there is a meme someone made of a funny dipper face and limenade did it plus it’s said *INHALE* $hut up you hot Belgian waffle

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 роки тому +2

      @@imjustagirl1611 Limenade is slowly becoming less Daily memes and more like Emkay

    • @imjustagirl1611
      @imjustagirl1611 2 роки тому

      @@Joetino it’s sad cuz he’s a bud memer

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 роки тому

      @@imjustagirl1611 Oh yeah… he partnered with Memenade

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 2 роки тому +325

    This show still makes me laugh. I’m 20 years old and I still laugh when Stan says ‘burn the child’ 😂

    • @xtro9296
      @xtro9296 Рік тому +3

      Same here, love this show.

    • @subbtopp
      @subbtopp Рік тому

      maybe you should speak to some one about that.

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse Рік тому

      I just now realized... I think that quote may have been mocking Alex Jones saying "CORRUPT THEM ALL. DESTROY THE CHILD." Oh my god...

    • @Punz18
      @Punz18 11 місяців тому

      Bro, it'll still make you laugh at 30 I guarantee it.

  • @FrequentFlyer815
    @FrequentFlyer815 5 місяців тому +2

    The line, "Ive got some children I need to make into corpses" lives in my head rent free.

  • @maggiefrentheway4838
    @maggiefrentheway4838 3 роки тому +105

    "Can I have my hands back now? I have a surtant gesture I'd like to share with you." - Grunkle Stan

    • @Dip7man
      @Dip7man Рік тому +8

      it’s things like that that makes you realize all the adult jokes in shows like this

  • @pineapplehead8964
    @pineapplehead8964 2 роки тому +401

    0:49 “darn beautiful men!....always..eat-eating out of my trash..WAIT WAT!!?”
    IM CRYING I DONT REMEMBER THIS LINE 💀💀💀

    • @Viper_1243
      @Viper_1243 9 місяців тому +8

      I think it was in the outro/credits scene at the end

    • @Delaynaanimatesstuff
      @Delaynaanimatesstuff 9 місяців тому +7

      It was in the end of an episode lol

  • @AUTISTICALI3N
    @AUTISTICALI3N 7 місяців тому +17

    3:06 probably my favourite line in the whole entire series

  • @AnakinTurbo
    @AnakinTurbo Рік тому +131

    1:57 „Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we‘re all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of death?“
    The background music completes this scene perfectly

    • @darksummoner468
      @darksummoner468 Рік тому +10

      That one sure hits hard! 🎉

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 Рік тому +12

      I remember that the scene came so out of left field that it was both absolutely hilarious and depressing.

    • @Jemiღ
      @Jemiღ 2 місяці тому +2

      biding*

    • @AnakinTurbo
      @AnakinTurbo 2 місяці тому

      @@Jemiღ thx :D

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 2 роки тому +95

    0:50 "Darn beautiful men"
    That's definitely......fruity

  • @Sha-Tempest
    @Sha-Tempest Рік тому +1

    "Sometimes i think, is this all there really is? Is life just a horrific joke without a punch line? And are really biting our time until the sweet sweet death?"

  • @alejandra.h3334
    @alejandra.h3334 2 роки тому +186

    2:40 My mom when I get birthday money

  • @aryapande9713
    @aryapande9713 2 роки тому +63

    “Hey Achilles, nice job with the HEEL!”
    Probably one of my favorite quotes from the show

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 місяці тому +4

    Stan is such a icon, someone to look up to

  • @yoganainprilsinaga24
    @yoganainprilsinaga24 3 роки тому +82

    "when theres no cops around anything legal" theres always something new to learn

  • @NeonPlantChris
    @NeonPlantChris 2 роки тому +48

    "That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
    Absolute gem

  • @conspicuous.8163
    @conspicuous.8163 5 місяців тому +3

    Sometimes I forget how iconic this show really is 😩
    The Book of Bill DEFINITELY helped to give me that reminder.

  • @elmo_is_on_fire6021
    @elmo_is_on_fire6021 3 роки тому +70

    2:56 Me after someone proves to me that I might have a crush on my best friend: