Scared D Train
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Written, shot and edited in a single day for Sketch Cram at the UCB East theater in New York City. Sketch Cram is the second Saturday of every month at midnight. east.ucbtheatre...
Writer: Matt Klinman
Director, editor: Adam Sacks
Starring: Jake Kalos, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Eubank, Megan Maes, Dan Mirk, Keith Bethea
Sound: James Leggero
After the angry dude scared it away, the D train went on the N line.
err0r probably went to Brighton and told the B or Q to take it’s place
Lol
The N takes this route as well
Now I see why there’s no r68 D trains in the D line (Imao I don’t even went to nyc)
How Do Know The Train Went On The N Line
Oh, so this is why they’re so late all the time
😂😂😂😂
It’s not the trains fault it’s scared!
@@tracycarifa5740 The commuters are too scary!
False information.
the straphangers scared it off
That's these new trains for ya. They are scared. Now the old trains weren't scared of anyone or anything. .They would boldly pull in to any station., They kicked ass. If you messed with them they would yank you on the rails and run you over... LOL.
HimJimRimDim, That's an old fashioned train
HimJimRimDim a
In NYC the (Q) is the bully
The r32 would run over your ass over if you play on the platform and if you stick your head in the way.
HimJimRimDim um R68s are from 1986 (old) and R68As are 1988 (old)
d train : I'm scared
operator: I have no control here
Yep
@@gamingidoit3668 yep
He’s mine
“You can’t talk to it that way, it’s not the Q train” lmaooo
I don't know why but that's literally the perfect train to use in that sentence
Hey don't treat the Q line that way
@@AutumnBosco fr
The Q train is suppose to get respect
No, Q train is better then M train(HK)
I feel bad for the d train
me too 😫🚇
Me three
Me four 😢
its ok
+Kristian B Me 1000000000 :(
Lmaooo " you cant talk to it like that, its not the Q train! " Well the Q gets no respect I see xDDD
Exactly.
LMAOOOOOO
Steven Francis fuck you mean the R gets no respect at ALL, and it doesn’t deserve any respect either, the R is trash
Trust me I live And was raised with the Q train it's not as good as you think and it gets boring very fast
Q train is basically the emo ex 6th avenue express
And the D train never came...
Brooklynite Bryon More like the R never came...
Brooklynite Bryon if there was a happy part 2..
R u from Brooklyn
I think D is the dog train
@@birdjudey4751 that's my idea
I've never felt so much sadness and loneliness for a subway train... the train I take to school everyday... this is making me reconsider my view on the MTA
9 years of this video and it’s still an emotional masterpiece to this day
Ikr❤❤❤❤
You mean 10 😂
@@FinleyMarshall-yn5dm I made that comment 7 months ago 😂
Ok, it’s because the video was made 10 years ago
fr bro
Aww. The poor thing. It's amazing how they actually managed to portray emotion with a subway train and make you feel sorry for it in the end. Awesome video.
Yea
I don't understand how does that make you feel sorry, they won't hurt him ffs if D train go for it
@@trainsconfigure8016 you dont have heart
@@megafanwind2007 you don't have brain
@@trainsconfigure8016 THATS ONLY A TRAIN A GOOD FILM STOP BEING IDIOT
You can't treat the D like that.. It is not the Q train... What the hell lol
Ludwig von Koopa funny video. Man i do miss the NYC trains
Lol
+Ludwig von Koopa so the Q train is like what more stronger?
Even after it goes via 2nd av
Avenue Q!
I love how the train conductor is just sitting there
Actually it's a conductor that scared not the train because the conductor is controlling the train
@@jaydottt_transitfanner the controller is just a puppet. the Train is the Brain.
Actually, the conductor is the guy you see in the middle, usually pointing at a black and white sign. That indicates that the Train Operator/Motorman, or T/O for short, has correctly stopped at the station
@@Vxllain exactly
Literally watched this years ago
Literally 10 years later…. Anyone in 2023 still here?
Yep 👍👍👍 here in 2024
POV when the train is the new student and the lady tells the train to come on in the classroom but the student accidentally dropped the book and then the train backs up and and a student cusses at the new student and then the student pushes the guy who was talking to the train like that the train backs up THE END
Everyone will be sad if the D train runs away
Yea Especially The Brown (M) Train Which It's Now Gone.
9 TRAIN BROWN M TRAIN V TRAIN 4 LIFE! 4 LIFE! The 9 and the V were worthless. Liked them, but they weren’t very important.
like a dog
@@alexanderfooy723 says you. Not everyone shares your thoughts.
@@blue9multimediagroup How did we benefit from the alternative 1 and shorter F running local on a route that was already well served?
"Its not the Q line!"
is D line is express
John VELASCO DUH,
No
I am not going on the D
B Train: Ameturs
So this is why there're always delays.
Yes because the R46 and the R68 is ASS
1:21 "You can't talk to it that way it's not the Q train"
The way I screamed
Presumably the Q train gives you backchat.
“How about you shut up or I’m leavin back to the yard!”
“I’m not dealing with this crap”
This reminds me of the sad story of Henry.
Sad story of r68
This is one of the best "short movies" I´ve ever seen. Your comedic storytelling and way of thinking "outside the box" is just unique as hell!
It really is amazing
1:17 "C'mon man can't treat the D like that".
XD
Oh yea
Lmao
Legend says it switched tracks and no one noticed
Classic multiplatform prank
JM railfan/plays It became the F train.
You mean R train
ronylouis lol
1:08 you can see driver :D
No I just see black shadow
IS THAT OSMA BIN LATEN
1:21 "You can't talk it that way it's not the Q train"
Bro 💀that's my favorite train
1:40 poor train 😢😭
Derick Castro i think i wish there was a happy part 2
Hit me hard
Train Buses All States same!
I cried
@@trainbusesallstates9770 and have a part 2?
I'm glad this was in my recommendations. Jesus Christ, the comments are great too 😂💀
You can get the best deal on
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆
@@sahikajabeen3957 on what?
The train is being really cute, do another one please
Yeah it so cute
scared M train
They should do one where it's not scared
No make scared D train good ending
@@hellcat9405 The D train is helped by the M train at coney island stillwell Ave.
I love how they're treating the train like a scared dog
(D)og.
1:13 this is me right now.
I cried at the end poor D train I love u 😭😭😭
Keep it up and you'll be DQ'd.
same😭
This video had it all. Drama, intrigue, humor, heartbreak.
D train, I know you scared but it's ok, everything gonna be alright and you're so sweet and you're my sweet little train.💙💙💙💙💙💙
The D train is complete trash
Lamar P
Naw. The D train is pretty good.
Gamer Girl KarinaOMG Gamer boy ronaldOMG The B is the best
Lamar P no it’s not!
@@Bobby_Duku idiot
Unfortunately this is the same subway station of the mass shooting. Praying for all those hurt, injured, or traumatized, new yorkers didn't deserve this
D Train: Pulls back out Of the station. N Train behind it: What on earth are you doing?
well hello
N train doesn't go via the 6th av line u dummy
@@2train297 this station is in Brooklyn most likely 36 st on the 4th Ave line. Guess which train is on the 4th Ave line? The D AND N
@@KongDavidNow true xd.
@@KongDavidNow so sorry
This video reminds me back in the late 70's when I was waiting at the train station with my mother and grandmother waiting for the double RR train to arrive and when the train was coming it stopped in the middle of the tunnel and wasn't coming to the station. I told my grandmother why did the train stop in the tunnel? Is the train on it's coffee brake? I actually thought the train itself was drinking coffee. Not the driver but the train itself. After 15 or so minutes the train came to the station. And I was actually talking to the train on why it was taking it's coffee brake and not coming to the station. I was only 4 or 5 years old at the time I think. It's nice to still remember stuff that I did from such very long time ago. So I wanna thank you for posting this video because it brought back a lot of memories for me from when I was a little kid in those days :)
Jay Lookie I wish I lived in NYC in the late 70s
But I do wonder what the commuters were thinking about you.
And I was born 2 years after the R160 was born so what is the RR?
@George Frey nyc was very dangerous back then.
Don't worry.
The train was from Sordor. So it was alive :)
"Don't worry I'm just an unemployed guy that's reading a book."
*Drops Book*
*Train backups*
X)
I feel bad for the d train maybe it only likes good people and not bad people
This video brings back memories lol
1:34 the d train slowly going away got me lol
announcement: the next coney island bound (D) train will arrive...
*train backs up*
announcement: (D) (N) (R) and (W) trains are delayd
everybody: FUCKK
R160 : OH NO
“You can’t treat the D train like that” it not the Q train”😂 why u gotta do the Q like that
woah didn’t know u actually commented in this
@@Lemonadee10 lol u brought me back to comment from a year ago
hi
@@CoolTransport hi dude
hey gibre
The new subway trains need a lot of preparation. The older trains would just zoom in full speed and immediately stop at the end. This poor little train must’ve been too shy. 😂
David Nissim as
sorry to say it but this train is kinda old lol
Sorry to break it to you but the R68, the car type that runs on the D, has been around since the late 1980's, when Ronald Reagan was president.
1988 ain't exactly new LoL
Why do i feel bad for the D train
"You can't treat the D like that"..."Its not the Q train" lol best line poor d train
1:22 lol she said it is not the Q train,people hate Q trains i guess? XD
Racism xD
maybe the Q train is a badass and its not affraid of anything
You should see what happens when they get 4 of the Q trains together, they can really 4 Q up.
oh ok
tryithere 😂 lol
81 people ride the Q
“You can’t treat the D like that”
😂
It's not the Q train
Yes
Part 2 the mean guy gets pushed and the train kills him and everyone else is Happy
UA-cam lets recommend this 7 years later
Me: Why just why
Right, however it's timeless. 😘
It's quite clear isn't it. You have a highly volatile and destructive virus, that has invaded your device. Only thing to do is 1) Wipe the device completely. 2) Put it in a small box. 3) Cocoon it in tape. 4) Put it in another box, then fill that box with cement. 5) Let dry for 3 days. 6) Throw in the deepest part of the river/ocean. And most important step:
7) NEVER ever buy anything that connects to the internet ever again as this DUMBASS question ceased being funny when cavemen were beta testing fire.
@@ondrejsedlak4935 uhhhhhh....I don't even know what to say to that
@@dogman8287 Anything you like effendi
The D said says to the N. Let's Go back to Coney Island and hang out with our friends B and Q on the Brighton and let them watch the R reject them. Let them enjoy the crowded R Train!! Poor D Train and the N behind it sweating bullets!!
I like the (D) Train... (Sniff)
And I have the crush on the N train and my bffs are the E and Q train
Don't treat it that way, It's not the Q train lol I love it
The D train didn’t want to pick them up because 1 he didn’t get his metro card and the guy that was rude at the end if he were to get on the train he would probably hit it or punch it
People: Please Don't Kill Us!
Train: I'm Not Going To Hurt You.
🙄🙄🙄 worst comment ever
It is actually the other way around.
@@transportfanaussie nah
@@spl8267 hey, uhh, my comment was 2 years ago. Not saying you were late replying, I used to think this was the "worst comment" ever but now I think its normal.
LOL She said the (2) would never behave like this.
+ The Super Subway Bros.
The R32s Would've Not Behave Like @ All.
The Super Subway Bros. She said the Tube. Which is the subway in London 🤣
The Super Subway Bros. The 2 wouldn't behave like this tho 🤣
The Super Subway Bros. Bruu
Mannnnn,the 2 don't give a fuck.....😄
I felt so sorry for the R68 D train,it got scared out of the station
It actually went on the f line
And something is telling me...No...My heart is telling me that the (D) is afraid of being trolled by the (R).
I feel so bad for this train lol, I hope she's okay. That guy's and asshole for being an ass to that cute train. "You can't talk to it like that, it's not the Q train." LMAO What did the Q train ever do!! LMAO!!!!
"You can't talk to him like that it's not the Q train."
Um excuse me what????
Awww That baby d train is so cute and i think think I should take good care of it💜💖💜💖😍😃😍😃
Artace Mark k
Did you just call a train a baby?
Would you massage the D to make it excited? It goes super Express when you rub it the right way
Artace Mark run in front of the d train and the d train will be taking care of you at 54 mph express
bruh
Lolz it's so cute awwww
D was like, "[subway noises] uh...... hi guys..... uuuuuuuuuuuuh I'm just gonna back up...." people: "come on!!!!!!"
I'll be honest. That D train was acting pretty cute.
Aww they treat him like a puppy ❤❤❤❤❤ 0:48
Video well done! Typical subway trains don’t have this type behavior but it rarely comes and goes, the A or 7 train is probably your best bet.
Definitely one of the funniest things i have seen transit related. 10/10.
lol how did they manage to make a subway train so adorable.
was waiting for someone to push the bad fella onto the tracks and the D train to eat him lol.
I grew up watching Thomas the Tank Engine, now, it is this?
This is a cute video. Poor R42 train that got scared away. I'm sure the train would of not been scared away. But great characters, train movements, and acting though! I liked it!
That was an R68
it's an r68 not a r42!
R68
It was an r68. Don't you know anything about subway cars the lines use
It just got scared cuz of the swear words
The D Train was like Fuck this shit i'm out!
Mario. EXE ,HOW MESN
MEAN
That man is mean and he doesn't want to mess with me!!!!
1 train is stonger
I am the R160.
I'm an R188 X train and I can wipe the floor with all y'all!!
@@r62aguy85 i am the r40 slant
I am the R142 and ima run yall over with my morden day styles
You know now I feel bad for not liking the D train
He is just a young train don’t treat the guy garbage
NIGGA the d train started service in the 1940s PLUS the rolling stock it uses is from 1986 idiot
If I were the D train I would pick up kind passenger speaking to me nicely if some passengers are rude I would not pick them up
i just discovered this channel that hasnt been active for three years but every single video is brilliant i miss old youtube
Aww, so cute D train
I AM CRYING SO HARDD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok i'm finished for the night, lmao
7 Densha Master LMAOOOOOOOO
Fuck offf yank
This vid was literally my favorite vid when I was a child back then thanks
my parents didn’t care it sweared ;-;
Same, i remember watching this when I was younger.
The R68s were fine they said.
Take the IND they said
this is why i hate listening to advice
Hey , thats siobhan from college humour .
1:02 Hey!!! Theres someone in the D Train xD
That’s just the chauffeur
It’s the conductor, but I think it’s the conductor, I think 5at the conductor was the one scared
Wtf did I just watch
Andrew Sinclair Something harder to explain than porn
Your life in front if your eyes.
Wait a minute… 36TH street? Brooklyn subway shooting? SCARED D TRAIN SCARED OF SUBWAY SHOOTING?!
Plot twist: The train in front of the d train fell asleep
The commuters: Argue
The D Train: Ight I'm boutta head out.
Lol, I know this joke is bad.
They’re treating the D train like a “Dog.” You get it, “Dog,” starts with the letter “D.” And when I was waiting for an (A) to take me to Rockaway Beach, it didn’t stop in the tunnel like this (D) train did, it kept on going and then when it stopped, the doors opened and then I got on the (A) train and I enjoyed a very pleasant journey to Rockaway Beach
This was in my recommended list and then I juat decided to watch it. its pretty funny!
Other ppl:D train is here!
Me:Time to sing your ABCs
Recorded At: 36th Street Station
Park Slope, Brooklyn, btw poor (D) Train. Also I live on the D line
awwww! cute train
Shashwat Tiwari. ikr 😍
D train: I’m too nervous sorry. People: Come on hurry up I don’t have time for this
This is legit how I see Trains them having different personalities
Now if he was talking to the L,2,3,4,5 trains like that, he would probably be dead by now
Poor D Train :(.Because its not the Q.
This would be a sweet house pet 😍
I love the D train. Always there at 36th street, waiting for me to get off the R train and head over to it. Always there to take me directly to Atlantic Avenue without making a stop at any of those local stations. Although you usually lose to a race against the R, you are still a lot more reliable and on time. I love it when you pass an R train stopped at 9th street while I’m onboard to see it.
D Train You Are A Really Useful Train Unlike That godamn R
I love how the outro song is D minor
i wonder how another trainn doesnt destroy the d
I don't know if this is some joke only known to New Yorkers but it's still a funny video!! Our trains here in the UK must be shy too, why they don't turn up! Lol 😂