Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special

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  • @xtinemanuel
    @xtinemanuel 4 роки тому +2047

    This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

    • @lotusgrl444
      @lotusgrl444 4 роки тому +15

      Very calm😁😂

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 роки тому +30

      That might be because he is Christian.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +14

      Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.

    • @francescapowell1538
      @francescapowell1538 4 роки тому +6

      Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!

    • @realkiller0
      @realkiller0 4 роки тому +12

      He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it

  • @mattienorml349
    @mattienorml349 4 роки тому +1351

    "My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

  • @Richmond_Hill
    @Richmond_Hill 8 місяців тому +17

    This is so great. Thank you! It reminds me of a time long, long ago, when comedians were allowed to be funny, and we rejoiced in it.
    Keep up the good work.
    We all need humor. I can’t live without it. It is my oxygen.

  • @noahwilson3025
    @noahwilson3025 Рік тому +151

    A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Рік тому +8

      So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky.
      My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 4 роки тому +2556

    If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 роки тому +64

      You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!

    • @nikkimonique1555
      @nikkimonique1555 3 роки тому +25

      What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.

    • @gaidenruben
      @gaidenruben 3 роки тому +28

      All comedy is best

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit 3 роки тому +16

      @@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 3 роки тому +27

      You can be funny while being vulgar and swearing too. A true comedian isn’t somebody who works clean, it’s somebody who is consistently funny and gets paid to do stand up comedy.

  • @fernandopineda7036
    @fernandopineda7036 5 років тому +1879

    Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 5 років тому +28

      I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too.
      I swear!

    • @markdemell8056
      @markdemell8056 5 років тому +19

      YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 років тому +32

      Profanity is a cheap easy laugh..
      True Comedy requires more

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 років тому +9

      Lou Armen
      What makes people funny is when:
      They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.

    • @Airam88-m1i
      @Airam88-m1i 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol

  • @RosesTeaAndASD
    @RosesTeaAndASD 4 роки тому +438

    What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

    • @12345678956824
      @12345678956824 3 роки тому +2

      Right!?

    • @Beautiful24511
      @Beautiful24511 3 роки тому +9

      True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 2 роки тому

      @@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!

    • @killthemwkindness9064
      @killthemwkindness9064 Рік тому

      ​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂

  • @oiboy626
    @oiboy626 Рік тому +126

    I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

  • @shawnbrown792
    @shawnbrown792 4 роки тому +528

    Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 3 роки тому +2

      Unclean imo

    • @sonoransaguaro3786
      @sonoransaguaro3786 3 роки тому +6

      @shawn brown🌵Wow is it!!
      Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the
      way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his
      humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS!
      💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴

    • @jean6460
      @jean6460 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed!!

    • @denisekessler4371
      @denisekessler4371 3 роки тому +3

      Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 3 роки тому +1

      Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap

  • @wyleaziz5050
    @wyleaziz5050 3 роки тому +810

    I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing.
    God bless!

    • @moupiamukherjee1713
      @moupiamukherjee1713 3 роки тому +2

      U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 2 роки тому +8

      Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 роки тому +1

      Amen 🙏

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 2 роки тому +10

      This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.

    • @maryv7677
      @maryv7677 2 роки тому +1

      I just said the same thing. I was laughing so hard at work, a patients relative walked up and I'm still laughing like crazy. She had a confused look like why are you laughing. Then she starts laughing like frfr. I really enjoyed the ones I've watched so far.

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 роки тому +2860

    Therapy: too expensive
    Comedy: worth every minute!

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 4 роки тому +34

      I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️

    • @kathleensorce8468
      @kathleensorce8468 4 роки тому +22

      I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!

    • @sabrinafelber
      @sabrinafelber 4 роки тому +14

      @@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!

    • @jasminebolten3290
      @jasminebolten3290 3 роки тому +8

      AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 роки тому +5

      (Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 2 роки тому +73

    Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

  • @Alwaysroses1
    @Alwaysroses1 4 роки тому +993

    No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 роки тому +14

      That's what dry comedy is

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 роки тому +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 роки тому +2

      @@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 роки тому +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 роки тому +3

      @@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea

  • @breAnnasmama
    @breAnnasmama 4 роки тому +392

    Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

  • @sownpeace
    @sownpeace 4 роки тому +1740

    He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 роки тому +25

      All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 роки тому +8

      Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 4 роки тому +9

      Sad times indeed

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 4 роки тому +16

      @@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 роки тому +27

      It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.

  • @skinnydee1886
    @skinnydee1886 Рік тому +45

    Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️
    Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

    • @ANSELNaamehRahab
      @ANSELNaamehRahab 3 дні тому +1

      What a beautiful life! My condolences still beautiful ❤

  • @bethmerryfield7186
    @bethmerryfield7186 4 роки тому +687

    Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 роки тому +1

      @Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 роки тому +6

      Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.

  • @shaneknerr4014
    @shaneknerr4014 5 років тому +282

    I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 роки тому +2

      Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing

    • @danielcolon7602
      @danielcolon7602 4 роки тому +1

      ALZ Studios he’s priceless

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 роки тому

      Yes a good way to put it

  • @TubokNaey
    @TubokNaey 3 роки тому +872

    "I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @carmelaszymanski8104
    @carmelaszymanski8104 2 роки тому +42

    This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK.
    Passed HIS HUMOR onto many.
    Love Him..Great Man

  • @rebeccagilstrap3507
    @rebeccagilstrap3507 4 роки тому +2012

    Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 3 роки тому +45

      Probably the best ever way to understand it

    • @GV80p
      @GV80p 3 роки тому +69

      ...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)

    • @rebeccagilstrap3507
      @rebeccagilstrap3507 3 роки тому +65

      @@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.

    • @christinekrmer258
      @christinekrmer258 3 роки тому +22

      And we have to love each other and our differences 💚

    • @jeseniadelacruz
      @jeseniadelacruz 3 роки тому +22

      @@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.

  • @angelphilbert1200
    @angelphilbert1200 3 роки тому +303

    "My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

  • @carpenoctem
    @carpenoctem 3 роки тому +251

    Never seen such an honest and hilarious comedian in my life. Hope to see more specials from him. Great guy!

  • @stephaniebrown2751
    @stephaniebrown2751 2 роки тому +45

    Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 4 роки тому +249

    This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

  • @v.r.j5577
    @v.r.j5577 4 роки тому +2530

    “If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

  • @treygibson6372
    @treygibson6372 4 роки тому +952

    "Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?"
    "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @JorgePetraglia2009
    @JorgePetraglia2009 2 роки тому +35

    I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

  • @eunicedeshps2773
    @eunicedeshps2773 3 роки тому +384

    Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

    • @runningthunder6923
      @runningthunder6923 3 роки тому +5

      Funniest 😂😂

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +8

      This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 3 роки тому

      This was my family

  • @ednamasa4543
    @ednamasa4543 5 років тому +889

    “When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

    • @mrfixit5620
      @mrfixit5620 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao

    • @marygrech7644
      @marygrech7644 4 роки тому +11

      My older brother is older then our younger unty

    • @moehashim8442
      @moehashim8442 4 роки тому +4

      @@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂

    • @nachito5841
      @nachito5841 4 роки тому +12

      Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.

    • @drewbranch7700
      @drewbranch7700 4 роки тому +3

      Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂

  • @love2loveu636
    @love2loveu636 4 роки тому +137

    My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾

  • @sagasadventure1610
    @sagasadventure1610 2 роки тому +78

    He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Рік тому

      He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!

  • @292_sia
    @292_sia 4 роки тому +144

    That’s crazy he has performed at our church here in San Jose a couple times and I didn’t even know he was from here. Funny Dude right there! God bless you Dennis!

  • @seriousearthling
    @seriousearthling 3 роки тому +126

    just found him and love his honest clean comedy - nothing like true life to laugh at.

    • @patricewilcox792
      @patricewilcox792 2 роки тому +3

      Totally entertaining &
      Food for thought too.
      Felt like Real person
      Up on stage not a clown. Thoughly
      Enjoyed his presentation.
      May he recieve Many Blessings in
      The Future.
      PAW

  • @sondrakorte7547
    @sondrakorte7547 4 роки тому +86

    Rarely do I laugh outloud while watching UA-cam comedy but this man made me laugh until tears came. Extraordinary comedian.

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 Рік тому +43

    I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 Рік тому +3

      I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.

    • @ReydeCopas187
      @ReydeCopas187 Рік тому

      @@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!

  • @dianaortiz784
    @dianaortiz784 3 роки тому +80

    You’ve really taught your audience the truth of our different cultures!!! God made us all different and equally beautiful. Thank you !🙏🏻😇😂✝️

  • @papiluvsiris6318
    @papiluvsiris6318 3 роки тому +249

    I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 роки тому +3

      @@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 роки тому +1

      @@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 5 років тому +805

    Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +2

      Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.

    • @killakaos1016ify
      @killakaos1016ify 4 роки тому +5

      This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +3

      @@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 роки тому

      Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 4 роки тому +4

      @@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.

  • @LeonMorales-yt2oo
    @LeonMorales-yt2oo 4 місяці тому +4

    Honestly I could not stop laughing . To laugh at ethnic jokes about every culture shows that we all get along. Love you man

  • @nm93932
    @nm93932 5 років тому +833

    Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.

    • @LindaLoquita
      @LindaLoquita 5 років тому +17

      Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 5 років тому +4

      @@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja

    • @stepheng6514
      @stepheng6514 5 років тому +26

      So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.

    • @skyecruzcruz2406
      @skyecruzcruz2406 5 років тому +12

      Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol
      That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 5 років тому +11

      @@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!

  • @aprilsilvers381
    @aprilsilvers381 3 роки тому +104

    I have mad respect for this man. Such great material and is respectful as well

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 4 роки тому +90

    Love the delivery of his lines. His voice has that Hispanic/Latino twang, especially when he’s doing the Spanish talk.
    Funny, funny, funny.

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 2 роки тому +49

    This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 роки тому +604

    You’re a funny guy Dennis, even in Australia during the COVID19 Quarantine Shutdown. I’ve lost count of how many DRYBAR Comedians I’ve watched time after time. I love laughing. Thanks for the laughs

    • @RJFPme
      @RJFPme 3 роки тому +10

      I pray you regain your freedom.

    • @vernslaughter9957
      @vernslaughter9957 3 роки тому

      0lllllllllllllllĺll
      Llll
      Llllllllll
      Llllll
      Lllllllllllĺllll

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 3 роки тому +5

      I get Dry Bar comedy via UA-cam and Samsung TV Plus. Dennis, you're my favorite!

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s 3 роки тому +4

      Still watching, in Russia 😄

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 3 роки тому +5

      Here we are 12 months later and how are you doing? I'm in Melbourne so definitely need a good laugh

  • @suheilah8909
    @suheilah8909 4 роки тому +92

    I love this and the people who are laughing at his jokes are giving him confidence keep it up

  • @jessicaalen3533
    @jessicaalen3533 5 років тому +2538

    OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 5 років тому +26

      And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.

    • @jessicaalen3533
      @jessicaalen3533 5 років тому +44

      @@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol

    • @northstar5240
      @northstar5240 5 років тому +10

      Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way

    • @paulinafernandez7995
      @paulinafernandez7995 5 років тому +12

      Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 4 роки тому +29

      Black moms do that too!! I literally burst out laughing on that part!! 🤣😂😂😂

  • @mermaidmelucig
    @mermaidmelucig 2 роки тому +70

    You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

    • @mermaidmelucig
      @mermaidmelucig Рік тому +2

      Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.

  • @GPS509
    @GPS509 4 роки тому +345

    Grow up poor
    You learn things
    Then, you wouldn't know if you had money.
    (I approve this message)

    • @alexanderphilip1809
      @alexanderphilip1809 3 роки тому +1

      Amen.

    • @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m
      @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m 3 роки тому +4

      Verdad!

    • @m.d.1873
      @m.d.1873 3 роки тому +2

      Beverly Hills....lol

    • @scottmiller6270
      @scottmiller6270 3 роки тому +1

      Yes Sir!

    • @huemanexperience1738
      @huemanexperience1738 3 роки тому +3

      Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol
      I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!

  • @JismL-No1
    @JismL-No1 4 роки тому +454

    Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 4 роки тому +5

      Catering to white folks

    • @debbiehorn8263
      @debbiehorn8263 4 роки тому +7

      Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 4 роки тому +7

      @@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 роки тому +3

      @@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 4 роки тому

      @@tesmith47 ???

  • @numbernine8571
    @numbernine8571 3 роки тому +51

    I planned on watching the first 5 minutes before doing some important things on my computer. Eight more times I said "Just 5 more minutes."
    One of the best shows I have ever seen. Clean and original humor. Thanks Dennis.

  • @palmetto_sunrises
    @palmetto_sunrises Рік тому +14

    I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

  • @Kiya-me
    @Kiya-me 4 роки тому +121

    I love how he cracks himself up

  • @ichavez4514
    @ichavez4514 4 роки тому +656

    Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily

    • @harrymangezi6511
      @harrymangezi6511 3 роки тому +16

      True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 роки тому +10

      Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂

    • @bigvalley4987
      @bigvalley4987 3 роки тому +8

      No comment. Generalization.

    • @thatblueblure7468
      @thatblueblure7468 3 роки тому +21

      @Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂

    • @heidikickhouse-
      @heidikickhouse- 3 роки тому +11

      Cultural comparisons and generalities are a mine field. I agree that not being easily offended makes life less difficult for any minority (or majority) population. However having one's progenitors owned as property might make some groups a little more touchy than others.

  • @debbiedean3165
    @debbiedean3165 3 роки тому +112

    😁, I love everything about your humor, your originality, faith, family, and the culture we live in-I really could relax and just enjoy every minute. What a blessing 🥰, God bless you

  • @ashleemurphy32
    @ashleemurphy32 2 роки тому +73

    “She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

  • @johnniejohnson6420
    @johnniejohnson6420 4 роки тому +59

    Laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face a few times. He's awesomely funny.

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 4 роки тому +143

    RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I “blew up” laughing

  • @enetoo2736
    @enetoo2736 3 роки тому +41

    My 6th time watching the awesome Dennis. He's such a humble but the funniest!

    • @sharonspencer2312
      @sharonspencer2312 3 роки тому +2

      Awesome, someone taught me is a word reserved for the Almighty God.

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 2 роки тому +26

    I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

  • @frankcorral4981
    @frankcorral4981 3 роки тому +111

    You drew me in brother, I was laughing and felt I was there. May you continue to bring laughs to the people wherever you go. peace ✌.

  • @waynecribb4922
    @waynecribb4922 3 роки тому +127

    Jokes about race in America were priceless. Thank you for that.

  • @00708046
    @00708046 4 роки тому +60

    Excellent . I loved the way he did all the races and let people see the different points of view . Very funny man !

  • @criticalmass5402
    @criticalmass5402 Рік тому +68

    I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Рік тому +3

      He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.

  • @bdbb9320
    @bdbb9320 4 роки тому +634

    "Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

    • @Bigload992G
      @Bigload992G 3 роки тому +15

      I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 роки тому +9

      He hit it right on the head 😀

    • @Lyrakill
      @Lyrakill 3 роки тому +30

      so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 роки тому +5

      @@Lyrakill 😁😁😁

    • @lizgaby9761
      @lizgaby9761 3 роки тому +11

      In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣

  • @kannascott8462
    @kannascott8462 3 роки тому +1218

    He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

  • @DidierBan
    @DidierBan 5 років тому +380

    First time seen this guy , he’s hilarious.

    • @MrSistero9
      @MrSistero9 4 роки тому +5

      I think everybody should wear chus

    • @gloriaramos6443
      @gloriaramos6443 4 роки тому +2

      Same here. Can't stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @Rita-23
      @Rita-23 4 роки тому +4

      Same great, clean humor since the 90's (when I first saw him).

    • @ch.-j.2848
      @ch.-j.2848 4 роки тому

      same here

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 2 роки тому +79

    First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 роки тому +359

    Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾

    • @bluejack644
      @bluejack644 3 роки тому +4

      I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 роки тому +3

      "I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 роки тому +3

      Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 4 роки тому +205

    "A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 4 роки тому +8

      That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 3 роки тому +2

      You should try gyro or shawarma 😋
      Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 роки тому +3

      I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolinamoreno6647
    @carolinamoreno6647 3 роки тому +68

    We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂

    • @n.b.l.5709
      @n.b.l.5709 2 роки тому +4

      Welcome to America :)

    • @annolach676
      @annolach676 3 місяці тому

      ​@@n.b.l.5709I was gonna say that!😊

  • @Czarina888777
    @Czarina888777 2 роки тому +71

    He’s frickin’ hilarious!
    I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor.
    My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor.
    Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink.
    Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

  • @JC_R8MEOW
    @JC_R8MEOW 5 років тому +91

    I can't remember the last time I saw my mom laugh as hard as she did watching this. Every joke landed. Every.

  • @WhiteJackal88
    @WhiteJackal88 4 роки тому +732

    My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 роки тому +28

      Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.

    • @saranghae2808
      @saranghae2808 4 роки тому +51

      Wow, that was so nice of her!

    • @libertyjo6238
      @libertyjo6238 4 роки тому +74

      I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.

    • @Mdlrtrombon
      @Mdlrtrombon 4 роки тому +32

      That was equally fun and sweet!

    • @nebuchadne33ar
      @nebuchadne33ar 4 роки тому +19

      Same thing has happened to me

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 3 роки тому +32

    This is one of the best Drybars by far! I'm back a year later for a second laugh which I haven't done yet for any other😃

  • @pr3tend3r-01
    @pr3tend3r-01 2 роки тому +41

    Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time

  • @melissahuffman6630
    @melissahuffman6630 4 роки тому +45

    this is the first time I have heard of this guy. He is funny nice and clean also

  • @laurahollenika3906
    @laurahollenika3906 3 роки тому +20

    This guy is one of the funniest I've seen on Dry Bar! 😂👍

  • @franceslalchan5834
    @franceslalchan5834 5 років тому +40

    I enjoyed every moment of this Comedian. He's great. Thank you very much.

  • @bparker111665
    @bparker111665 2 роки тому +23

    His delivery and timing are sublime.

  • @mochatradez1748
    @mochatradez1748 4 роки тому +72

    OMG Someone who doesn't have to use profanity in order to get laughs. Bravo!!!!!

  • @cedarpoplar7443
    @cedarpoplar7443 5 років тому +2566

    Daughter: What's the right age to date?
    Dad: 33. Jesus never went on a date. If you outlive the Lord... You may date!

  • @aldo8655
    @aldo8655 4 роки тому +59

    Clever, clean, spontaneous, Amazing! Good job!

  • @friend2866
    @friend2866 2 роки тому +20

    I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

  • @Kalsomdm
    @Kalsomdm 3 роки тому +190

    “ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

  • @lovelyshiloh3920
    @lovelyshiloh3920 4 роки тому +37

    Dry Bar should have a PRIME TIME SHOW. We would finally have a reason to watch again.

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 роки тому

      SamsungTV+ has an entire channel for the

  • @bobbysbeats5249
    @bobbysbeats5249 4 роки тому +148

    I like the way he is talking slowly, better for me here in Germany and I can not stop to laugh hahah, great that dude, all my best wishes, Bobby

  • @meme-hz1mq
    @meme-hz1mq 2 роки тому +91

    That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

  • @roseducharme3836
    @roseducharme3836 3 роки тому +53

    I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! "
    I ♡ve him 🤣🤣

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 Рік тому

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 Рік тому

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 Рік тому +1

      @TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.

  • @Weinmaste
    @Weinmaste 3 роки тому +430

    As a former Marine, that war never ending, therefore no jokes was funny as hell! 😆😆😆

    • @lexifeldmann5353
      @lexifeldmann5353 2 роки тому +13

      I appreciated that quick break from your regular comedy to call out the branches and recognize them before launching right back into a nice brand of humor and comedy sorely missed in comedy.

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 роки тому +9

      Once a Marine, always a Marine!
      Side note... Husker? Nebraska, right? A Wolverine Marine here! I LOVE Dennis Gaxiola!! Dry Bar has it's own channel on Samsung TV Plus !

    • @Weinmaste
      @Weinmaste 2 роки тому +7

      @@kimrasch8471 ohh yeah, born and raised in Western Nebraska, Semper Fi brother!

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 роки тому +3

      @@Weinmaste my dad retired from the USAF. At one time, we were stationed @ Offutt AFB

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 роки тому +2

      @@Weinmaste BTW, that's Sister!

  • @kuiniotepo
    @kuiniotepo 3 роки тому +53

    I was laughing so loud, my adult son came in to check up on me, I woke my 2 yr old grandson up, this guy is sooo funny, thank you 😂

  • @angcas64
    @angcas64 2 роки тому +18

    He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!

  • @chrisg7571
    @chrisg7571 3 роки тому +47

    This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @tracylangsley4064
    @tracylangsley4064 4 роки тому +73

    This is the most I've laughed since all the covid started it was very much needed this guy is excellent!!

  • @oryx032000
    @oryx032000 3 роки тому +63

    I didnt expect him to be this funny! You earned yourself a new fan, sir!

  • @mr.xavierbeats
    @mr.xavierbeats 2 роки тому +163

    It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!

  • @BREAKocean
    @BREAKocean 4 роки тому +37

    Offensively hilarious without any swearing. I love it

  • @joycehasopinions5984
    @joycehasopinions5984 4 роки тому +58

    This dude is effing hilarious, I love his low key delivery. 😂🤣

  • @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
    @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 3 роки тому +18

    One of the smartest and cutest. Thank you, Taco, from Poland 🇵🇱! ❤️ You are God's gift to me!

  • @Dmtraylor
    @Dmtraylor 2 роки тому +31

    Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂