Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special
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- Опубліковано 20 лис 2019
- The Greatest Hispanic Parenting ever uses lots of examples, just ask Dennis Gaxiola. If you liked this comedy special from Dennis Gaxiola, you'll probably like our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available now on all Android and iOS devices
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"I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in."
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YO!!!! I LITERALLY READ THAT AS HE WAS SAYING IT, I was so ghosted 😅😅😅
Hahaha from Albuquerque
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Therapy: too expensive
Comedy: worth every minute!
I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾♀️
I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!
@@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
(Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!
A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.
So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky.
My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"
Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️
Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤
"Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?"
"Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.
You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!
What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.
All comedy is best
And that's funny to some people. The world is diverse. Even Shakespeare wrote to include the people who enjoyed that because he understood different things appeal to different people.
@@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣
I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.
He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.
Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!
No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.
That's what dry comedy is
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad
@@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻♂ and This supposed to be the next generation
@@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea
"My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)
My favorite line!🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part was when he was stopped at the border, ar u a eiu es citicen?
Lol!!😂
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Wrong group 😂🤣
“She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!
We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂
Welcome to America :)
This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)
Very calm😁😂
That might be because he is Christian.
Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.
Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!
He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it
“When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly
😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao
My older brother is older then our younger unty
@@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂
Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.
Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂
I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥
He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense
He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!
Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.
Funniest 😂😂
This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!
This was my family
I have seen this over and over. Never gets old.
“If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line
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If you outlive the lord you can comment on a comment
I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣
@@hunterstokes1390 p0
I Have A Five Year Old Daughter
And My Previous Plan Was Nun.
But Now With This New Information I'm Thinking There Are Other Options:)
That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!
This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK.
Passed HIS HUMOR onto many.
Love Him..Great Man
"My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!
OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂
And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.
@@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol
Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way
Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.
Jessica Alen 😂😂
"You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂
12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?"
Hahahaha.
I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.
Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!
I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too.
I swear!
YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!
Profanity is a cheap easy laugh..
True Comedy requires more
Lou Armen
What makes people funny is when:
They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.
I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol
"Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha
I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
He hit it right on the head 😀
so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣
@@Lyrakill 😁😁😁
In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣
Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂
His delivery and timing are sublime.
Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!
Unclean imo
@shawn brown🌵Wow is it!!
Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the
way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his
humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS!
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Agreed!!
Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍
Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap
What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.
Right!?
True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold
@@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!
@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂
I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.
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The story about the hoopty is TRUTH!
When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!
Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.
Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.
This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years
@@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.
Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.
@@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.
Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!
Probably the best ever way to understand it
...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)
@@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.
And we have to love each other and our differences 💚
@@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.
Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!
I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!
I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.
@@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!
He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.
All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65
Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker
Sad times indeed
@@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.
It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.
“ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me
This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋♀️🙏🏻🎯
I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.
"A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction
You should try gyro or shawarma 😋
Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma
I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣
I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing.
God bless!
U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up
He is a son of a preacher so he is used to no bad language.
Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans
Amen 🙏
This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.
First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.
Dry Bar doesn't ever have that and always funny.
I ❤️ like his comedy style
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It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!
Bigot
He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”
Dang Kanna, up your stealth, lol. All the best.
Amen!
Omgoodness my mama 🙏
Ya mine too! that’s a generation ago!
My Granma
I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.
Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing
ALZ Studios he’s priceless
Yes a good way to put it
I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.
You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.
Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.
Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily
True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity
My ex-husband lives in Mexico and had an African-mexican friend and everyone called him negro (black in spanish) and he didn't get offended at all, actually he didn't respond when you called him by his name.
Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂
No comment. Generalization.
@Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂
"Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!
Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time
He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎
"Is he laughing?!"
"Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!"
"Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣
Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha
Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾
I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"
"I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"
Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM
He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!
He's a true comedy genius.
"Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified"
Thwack 😂
"You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".
I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!
Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!
I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!
The cramps are due to lack of magnesium. I once had a cramp that I couldn't walk. When I could walk, I went to the doctor and he said it was due to magnesium deficiency and gave me supplements.
@@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.
@@papiluvsiris6318 I am sorry yo hear that. I hope you get better soon.
@@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that
My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.
Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.
Wow, that was so nice of her!
I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.
That was equally fun and sweet!
Same thing has happened to me
4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤
He’s frickin’ hilarious!
I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor.
My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor.
Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink.
Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.
Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !
Yes refreshing isn't it!
Grow up poor
You learn things
Then, you wouldn't know if you had money.
(I approve this message)
Amen.
Verdad!
Beverly Hills....lol
Yes Sir!
Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol
I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!
Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.
You are hilarious!
Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive.
Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations
Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.
Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯
@@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja
So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.
Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol
That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless
@@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!
“Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂
MandaD123c yup
Lmao one of the best jokes
MandaD123c lol I’m dying of laughter
Semper fi 😶
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I must see more of his stuff! Please book him on more specials please 🙏! 😊
I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!
The crowd was roaring..😁
Me too
You’re a funny guy Dennis, even in Australia during the COVID19 Quarantine Shutdown. I’ve lost count of how many DRYBAR Comedians I’ve watched time after time. I love laughing. Thanks for the laughs
I pray you regain your freedom.
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I get Dry Bar comedy via UA-cam and Samsung TV Plus. Dennis, you're my favorite!
I love dry bar too especially Dennis and Jeff Allen
Still watching, in Russia 😄
Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!
@Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro
Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.
‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!
By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!
This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂
"I heard that" !!!!!! Hilarious
Right..!!! 😂🤣❤️🤠
One of mine too!!
Same!! 🤣🤣😄😂👍🏼👍🏼💖
Exactly 😂😅😂
First time seen this guy , he’s hilarious.
I think everybody should wear chus
Same here. Can't stop laughing 😂🤣
Same great, clean humor since the 90's (when I first saw him).
same here
It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...
I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!
RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I “blew up” laughing
"I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol
He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks
OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍
Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it
Catering to white folks
Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .
@@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...
@@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open
@@tesmith47 ???
When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something
Yesss!!
Right...! 😁
“Jose and Leroy” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!
"ma'am, it's not a real gun" goodness gracious😂😂😂
Oh man that had my sides hurting
Fr
"Brown man with a finger gun!"
🤣🤣🤣 the sound he made was so real though
I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! "
I ♡ve him 🤣🤣
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well
@@TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.
This man is insanely geniously hilarious !!
There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣
This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.
I love how he cracks himself up
Equal but not the same. Very true.
Haris Diz differences are the source of comparing strengths, sames are the source of comparing weaknesses
I wouldn't even say we're equal, because there will always be the winners, losers, and somewhere in between. There will always be the haves, the have nots, and the wannabees. There are lovers, dreamers and me...not equal.
"Political Correctness" is a very confusing and confused concept. One day they tell you "Embrace diversity and find strength in our differences". The next day they call you racist for pointing out one of those differences.
@@alansands256 It's not confusing. You're just an idiot. If the "differences" you are pointing out are wrong and insulting, it's racism.
Haris Diz idk about equal either.... cuz them caucus dwellers is something... else ... if we're being honest
“Soy spicy mocha!”
“¡Soy Mexicano!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Loved him! This guy is great!
As a former Marine, that war never ending, therefore no jokes was funny as hell! 😆😆😆
Thank you for your service. I was in the ARMY RESERVE in 1994 and we had a lot of respect for the MARINES because they are the first to go to war.
I appreciated that quick break from your regular comedy to call out the branches and recognize them before launching right back into a nice brand of humor and comedy sorely missed in comedy.
Once a Marine, always a Marine!
Side note... Husker? Nebraska, right? A Wolverine Marine here! I LOVE Dennis Gaxiola!! Dry Bar has it's own channel on Samsung TV Plus !
@@kimrasch8471 ohh yeah, born and raised in Western Nebraska, Semper Fi brother!
@@Weinmaste my dad retired from the USAF. At one time, we were stationed @ Offutt AFB
"I got hurt sleeping"... So relatable. 😔
Try tonic water. Ithad quinine that stops leg cramps, make sure you tell your dr.
Word, I've caught cramps from hell, throwing up at night
I've watched this many times I love this guy! So smart clever and funny!
“You have a plaque, and you have a trophy”🤣🤣🤣