McDonalds Is The Best First Date. Mike Paramore - Full Special

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  • @kipnowlin3847
    @kipnowlin3847 4 роки тому +2189

    His whole act felt like we were just sitting around the living room rather than watching somebody on stage. He is hysterical!

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому +32

      Yes...he is just a really really funny dude!! Love him...

    • @taylorbaggins0922
      @taylorbaggins0922 3 роки тому +4

      I do like the relaxed format but it started getting a little bit old...

    • @kimberlythrasher8565
      @kimberlythrasher8565 3 роки тому +3

      @@denasharpe2393
      Ss

    • @deedee6460
      @deedee6460 3 роки тому +3

      Yeas!!

    • @migusta5745
      @migusta5745 2 роки тому +7

      He talks like that one funny uncle

  • @orleansartist6095
    @orleansartist6095 4 роки тому +1962

    This mans confidence, and timing is impeccable. The audience is rolling.

    • @chbbambam2315
      @chbbambam2315 4 роки тому +7

      Shut up feminists

    • @LilDusty5528
      @LilDusty5528 4 роки тому +6

      He honestly wasn't hilarious

    • @tammywallace5928
      @tammywallace5928 4 роки тому +23

      I love it!!! He’s awesome

    • @P4P1Chuy
      @P4P1Chuy 4 роки тому +6

      Your beauty is breathtaking. My jaw is in the floor

    • @orleansartist6095
      @orleansartist6095 4 роки тому +2

      @@P4P1Chuy ❤ Well that pic was a few years ago

  • @wilfreddufresne9488
    @wilfreddufresne9488 2 роки тому +129

    His story telling and timing is on point. Love how he waits and interacts with the audience.

    • @vipe650r
      @vipe650r 6 місяців тому +1

      I feel like that's the hardest thing to get - that comfort and confidence to make space and let the audience participate, trusting you'll be able to roll with what comes. It's very cool to see when someone can do so in a relaxed manner.

  • @blcksteam
    @blcksteam 3 роки тому +1727

    This guys has a lot of clean humor, adult humor very hard to do, but he is killing it.

    • @enterthebruce91
      @enterthebruce91 3 роки тому +59

      I like how most of the Dry Bar comedians I've seen so far can tell great jokes without feeling the need to swear every five seconds. That's a mark of real, intelligent comedy.

    • @theuglydumpling4772
      @theuglydumpling4772 2 роки тому +15

      @@enterthebruce91 i like dry bar since they only feature clean comedians.

    • @TheAngiepangie424
      @TheAngiepangie424 2 роки тому +13

      @@enterthebruce91 it is certainly is nice to be able to enjoy clean comedy (and not even realize how clean it is).
      IMO some comedians that pepper their set with profanity are able to do it with finesse.
      * I had to edit my original post because it was full of grammatical errors.

    • @StephanieMT
      @StephanieMT 2 роки тому +6

      It's because they wont let them tell anything not clean. I watched one of the comedians on here and he was nasty in his other stand up

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 2 роки тому +3

      Not to discredit the original comment but it isn't hard to write and tell clean adult jokes. Because doesn't inherently mean crude. You can make clean jokes that adults relate to.

  • @MisticDW
    @MisticDW 4 роки тому +3233

    I swear Dry Bar has some of the best comedians that I've never seen before, I keep finding gem after gem 😂

    • @PDXenvy
      @PDXenvy 3 роки тому +43

      Some of my favorite sets are on here. 😂

    • @munecamccoy
      @munecamccoy 3 роки тому +24

      I must agree!

    • @WetBoy
      @WetBoy 3 роки тому +4

      He's not that good, you just have really low expectations.

    • @PoppaWheelies
      @PoppaWheelies 3 роки тому +9

      Me too! I enjoy this channel

    • @MisticDW
      @MisticDW 3 роки тому +60

      @@WetBoy Or we are separate entities that like different things?

  • @anthonypipkin
    @anthonypipkin 3 роки тому +289

    I find it awesome how this guy seems like he’s also attending the show with the audience; as if he’s hearing the jokes with them 😂

  • @Xyz123Etc..
    @Xyz123Etc.. 4 роки тому +2211

    “I’m gettin gooder and gooder everyday” 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌

    • @westabsupplyebay4093
      @westabsupplyebay4093 4 роки тому +38

      Some teacher somewhere is shaking they're head going "tsk tsk tsk".

    • @rebecadelgadillo438
      @rebecadelgadillo438 4 роки тому +17

      This one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lasetlivingstin7752
      @lasetlivingstin7752 4 роки тому +4

      As he said it...lol😆😆😆😆

    • @junesaez4273
      @junesaez4273 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @samyleroux3909
      @samyleroux3909 4 роки тому

      Laset livingstin loollklllllllklllllllllllllllllllk
      Lllllllllllllklllllllllljlllllllllklklllllllllllllllll
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  • @edgaralanfrog
    @edgaralanfrog 3 роки тому +1677

    “Don’t judge me, sir, you didn’t see her.” That caught me off guard lmfao

  • @TheOnlyMsMissee
    @TheOnlyMsMissee 3 роки тому +76

    I remember going to church events with Mike. He and his sister are both so talented!

    • @loren5033
      @loren5033 3 роки тому +5

      Who’s his sister???? A comedian as well?

  • @joancascoe8886
    @joancascoe8886 4 роки тому +835

    Enjoyed clean jokes about real situations that’s why he is sooo funny

    • @LokustWA
      @LokustWA 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed

    • @teresabarnes932
      @teresabarnes932 3 роки тому +7

      The harshest thing he said...to da lady was Shut Up. Lol. I've watched this 4/5 times, it's just phunny👏👏👏

    • @christiansoldier77
      @christiansoldier77 3 роки тому +6

      joan cascoe SO Bill Cosby was right . You can be clean and successful

    • @kevinhibbard320
      @kevinhibbard320 3 роки тому +7

      There are some amazing sets coming from drybar, all clean...( because Utah?)

    • @michaelsmith1481
      @michaelsmith1481 3 роки тому +2

      Life is funny for sure we all have that moment in life. I use to work for a ice company. I was a delivery helper 1 day. The driver asked me that morning to remind him to pick up stamps at some point. Ok no problem. So the days going on and we at a stop in Wv lil back road country store with a sign on the register that says we sell stamps. I said just as honest as all get out “Hey Rich they sell stamps to bad you can’t use them tho” he looks back at me and says “WHAT” laughing the whole time. I said “You can’t use Wv stamps in Va” I had never heard somebody laugh so hard in my life. There have been a few occasions in my life that I wish we had a open mic night that I could share some of my stories like the 1 I shared here

  • @rightclickgaming7730
    @rightclickgaming7730 4 роки тому +395

    He needs a HBO Special. He is legit funny and laid back. Great guy.

  • @kamaramikel7291
    @kamaramikel7291 3 роки тому +63

    DryBar has the absolute best comedians ... and their material is CLEAN! They don’t have to cuss to be funny. Love it!😂😂😂

  • @danazelnio4117
    @danazelnio4117 4 роки тому +1012

    "Why are people trying to kill you, what did you do?" still laughing

    • @DavidWoods255
      @DavidWoods255 4 роки тому +37

      I know right? "You ate a poisoned apple that fell on the floor and aint even washed your face!"

    • @satin_kisses4641
      @satin_kisses4641 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HawaiianRage666
      @HawaiianRage666 Рік тому +1

      ​@@DavidWoods2550😢

    • @permithiasowoseb9856
      @permithiasowoseb9856 Рік тому

      ​@@satin_kisses4641and chicken breast and the herbs does help with clients kept me Wmj to my friend's birthday 😊and to 0minutes

  • @rarah73
    @rarah73 4 роки тому +1880

    'If you fall and no one laughs you're old' lol that is so true!

    • @neutralweeb9837
      @neutralweeb9837 4 роки тому +35

      By this logic I have been old since I was 8

    • @nvrhad
      @nvrhad 4 роки тому +5

      Hehehe

    • @guxxi9746
      @guxxi9746 4 роки тому +11

      1 time my grandma fell and she laughed

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 4 роки тому +8

      Oh crap that happened to me 2 years ago and I was only 25.

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 4 роки тому +9

      @@guxxi9746 she's an og

  • @trumevanheerden2082
    @trumevanheerden2082 3 роки тому +114

    I love how he laughes at his own jokes!! 😂😂😂

  • @renannng
    @renannng 4 роки тому +791

    'You born with responsibility' is killing me 😂😂😂

    • @debrarenteria8167
      @debrarenteria8167 4 роки тому +28

      Who's gonna help me with this?

    • @renannng
      @renannng 4 роки тому +10

      @@debrarenteria8167 I wish I could tell you😔

    • @tty7273
      @tty7273 4 роки тому +3

      I'm right with you

    • @MsArina01
      @MsArina01 4 роки тому +11

      Irene thats actually digging deep on accident

    • @prossynerima9154
      @prossynerima9154 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +2017

    "don't judge me sir, you didn't see her" hahaha

  • @Jager-er4vc
    @Jager-er4vc 3 роки тому +258

    “My G.I.Joe don’t cry. You got the wrong toy.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    OMG… I’m laughing so hard!

    • @loretta2372
      @loretta2372 2 роки тому +3

      So funny. Had me laughing out loud

    • @Kaytran97
      @Kaytran97 2 роки тому +2

      That was my most favorite line in the whole performance! 😂😂😂

    • @GiftsbyChosen
      @GiftsbyChosen 2 роки тому +2

      I was sooooooo done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ConservativeHippie001
      @ConservativeHippie001 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes too funny 😂

    • @catherineprice1613
      @catherineprice1613 5 місяців тому

      IKR‽ HAHAHA

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 4 роки тому +2222

    This guy needs a Netflix special

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 4 роки тому +503

    "If I make you pee, I get a prize" LOL. This guy is genuinely funny. Good pacing and audience interaction. He's gonna go places (besides McDonalds).

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому +9

      ......he headed for Wendy's after she dropped him off...alone l am betting!! Lol

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 3 роки тому +6

      @@denasharpe2393 Hey! You've got a beautiful first name, 👍. Also I loved your McDonald's comment. Agree 💯. You know he hit that 4 for $4 deal straight after!

    • @kathypowell4478
      @kathypowell4478 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @amyford80
      @amyford80 2 роки тому

      He should have taken her ghetto booty to taco bell they wouldn't have thought twice about her attitude

    • @kristelsillasoo4149
      @kristelsillasoo4149 2 роки тому +1

      Besides mcdonalds😆😆

  • @saraelliott8402
    @saraelliott8402 3 роки тому +73

    “I’m old. I’m out of patience. It’s the first thing to go.”
    AMEN!

  • @komradson7357
    @komradson7357 3 роки тому +521

    29:20 "If you fall and noone laughs, you are old"
    He's got a point 😅 guy is something else!

    • @komrad7907
      @komrad7907 2 роки тому +1

      @@boatymsboatface3929 it is, I tested out, so far got a couple laughs😂. Love this guy!

    • @sulemanpatel
      @sulemanpatel 2 роки тому +2

      I still laugh even if they are old 😂

    • @shirleyyoung6687
      @shirleyyoung6687 2 роки тому +1

      Well, I have fallen before, when I was younger, and no one laughed. What does that mean?!? I am confused!

    • @komradson7357
      @komradson7357 2 роки тому

      @@sulemanpatel 😅

    • @komradson7357
      @komradson7357 2 роки тому +3

      @@shirleyyoung6687 you're an exception😆
      Anyways it's just a joke, meaning noone laughs with older people cause if they are elderly, they may actually be seriously hurt

  • @lunavieira3616
    @lunavieira3616 4 роки тому +295

    I’m hard pressed to actually laugh out loud these days and I was belly laughing through his entire set. Love his comedy.

    • @matiastorres3040
      @matiastorres3040 4 роки тому +2

      Hi 👋, where you from ? You last name is very interesting... what’s your ethnicity? Thanks 😊

    • @lunavieira3616
      @lunavieira3616 4 роки тому +8

      Matias Torres 👋 hello, I am from the US, (born in MT, and currently in NC) ... I was told by my grandparents that we have a myriad of ethnicities in our family ranging from Portuguese and Italian to Middle Eastern and Russian... I have never had a test done, but your question reminds me that I would like to get the kit and swab it up. I’m curious too. 😂😊🌟

    • @lindin2332
      @lindin2332 2 роки тому +1

      She just gave all the information 😂

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      @@lindin2332 Yeah and Matias missed his chance! He had a great response to work with but he didn't follow up. 🤦🏻‍♂ Luna, if Matias is your soulmate, give him a chance honey, maybe he's just a late UA-cam commenter! 😏

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      @@lunavieira3616 Well, did you swab it up? It's been 3 years. 🤣 We're all dying to know your complete family tree, Luna. By the way, you got moist eyes....but you look like the type to push body wash and I can't go through another exfoliation. 😏

  • @SomeOne-fx9kr
    @SomeOne-fx9kr 3 роки тому +27

    I love his audience interaction. He connects by letting us know he's thinking about our point of view, then makes a joke (and they're different, sometimes he makes fun, sometimes goes in another direction). Very likeable and funny.

  • @techsmechs4454
    @techsmechs4454 4 роки тому +261

    This guy is fire, his build up, tones, timing, everything is on it

  • @blizteredthumbs7911
    @blizteredthumbs7911 4 роки тому +578

    First time watching this guy. Genuinely, he is physically hilarious. Makes you see life how we all know it is yet believe our life experiences are just ours. Very rare excellent find. I laughed from start to finish. I'd pay to watch this comic no problem! :)

    • @TSB43
      @TSB43 4 роки тому +17

      Yes. Yes this is me also. I am genuinely more happier today because of this special. Instant fan. Salute Mike

    • @x35mmman
      @x35mmman 4 роки тому +9

      I laugh from the beginning to the end, I would pay to see him too

    • @reeactx3436
      @reeactx3436 4 роки тому +9

      I even peed a little.

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 4 роки тому +2

      Open Minded But Cynical you think he’s physically hilarious?

    • @blizteredthumbs7911
      @blizteredthumbs7911 4 роки тому +2

      @@terrycrews1760 Did I stutter?

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 3 роки тому +401

    Ok but him saying that she didn’t need to lose weight but since she wants too he’ll do it with her is the sweetest thing ever. That’s how you be a supportive partner.

    • @raze1380
      @raze1380 3 роки тому +39

      Like Rahn Hortman (another comic) said when he was being competitive with his wife and so he's having EVERY thing his wife was having (because he wanted to surpass her lifespan), then took pills thinking that was _vitamins_ -so when she told him those were contraceptives he said "so what, I don't want another baby too, we're doing this together" 😂😂😂

    • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
      @ViltrumiteIsRite99 3 роки тому +10

      Extremely wholesome. Loved that part.

    • @kerriwilson7732
      @kerriwilson7732 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe that's the joke?

    • @rorygillmore6555
      @rorygillmore6555 Рік тому +2

      He was lying.. lol

    • @ashleyj7011
      @ashleyj7011 10 місяців тому +2

      💯💯💯💯

  • @RCGshakenbake
    @RCGshakenbake 3 роки тому +120

    This dude had me laughing right at the first joke and ran with it the whole time. Tears in my eyes. He's a natural.

  • @mse1875
    @mse1875 4 роки тому +1646

    Anyone else think, "Yeah... he kinda does look like Winnie the Poo..." 😄❤

  • @shannonkingston2658
    @shannonkingston2658 3 роки тому +62

    I love when comedian laugh at their jokes

  • @lizpantelis
    @lizpantelis 4 роки тому +865

    Him not understanding night versus morning weight makes that whole bit 10x funnier.

    • @brieannashockley326
      @brieannashockley326 3 роки тому +137

      I dont get how he doesn't understand that's a real thing!!

    • @brendanjames5441
      @brendanjames5441 3 роки тому +39

      Does it mean after your morning bm? Because that was my first thought. lol

    • @thosewhoslaytogetherstayto3412
      @thosewhoslaytogetherstayto3412 3 роки тому +7

      Yup lol

    • @sspicer549
      @sspicer549 3 роки тому +33

      It's mostly water...

    • @christophormontoya8785
      @christophormontoya8785 3 роки тому +72

      I grew up with 2 sisters and a mother and I learned this was true. I even try it. Its not a big difference but its a slight difference

  • @darrickbrown830
    @darrickbrown830 4 роки тому +616

    Great show! Been so depressed watching all this corona mess! I starting watching stand up shows. This is the funniest guy I have seen this week

    • @ffffggffffgfgrrfdf
      @ffffggffffgfgrrfdf 4 роки тому +7

      Have you seen Michael Colyer? Ali Siddiq. They are great comics

    • @crystalj8782
      @crystalj8782 4 роки тому

      Brian Regan.
      Tim Hawkins.
      👍👍

    • @Ohwowthatshowwedo369
      @Ohwowthatshowwedo369 4 роки тому +13

      I'm glad you had a shift of mood!😌💯🙏

    • @EmoShowerCap1
      @EmoShowerCap1 4 роки тому +7

      Literally the same thing I'm doing!!!!!! 😲

    • @tty7273
      @tty7273 4 роки тому

      Try Rahn Hortman on this channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharonjmartin1383
    @sharonjmartin1383 Рік тому +10

    He is a “ class act” … clean jokes , effortlessly funny… it’s like he is just having a conversation. Incredible sense of humor!

  • @Hoseidon
    @Hoseidon 3 роки тому +242

    “She was pretty, so I let it slide”
    Fellas, we all can relate 😂

  • @da-quan
    @da-quan 3 роки тому +234

    Hands-down, this was extremely worth my time!

    • @davidlionheart9668
      @davidlionheart9668 2 роки тому +5

      For real. I have watched/listened to this at least 3x!

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 Рік тому +5

    I love his gentle and slow pace of telling jokes. So refreshing to see a great comedian tell jokes with pacing.

  • @Roamr1720
    @Roamr1720 4 роки тому +81

    its even funnier to me when the comedians laugh as well.. cracks me up

  • @dianawinda4061
    @dianawinda4061 4 роки тому +780

    "Did you wipe yourself?"
    "*sigh* I'll be right back"
    I'm finished.😂😂

  • @Robert-xp4ii
    @Robert-xp4ii 2 роки тому +11

    This guy would be a great friend to have. He just looks and acts genuinely nice and obviously funny.

  • @uhavemooface
    @uhavemooface 4 роки тому +95

    This guy was hilarious. I want to see more of this guy's comedy.

  • @danarcher4566
    @danarcher4566 4 роки тому +929

    "Who said that so i can tell them to shut up? Was that you ma' am? Shut up."

    • @adamkaris
      @adamkaris 4 роки тому +54

      But..... You lose weight by breathing. So 8 hours of not eating anything means you'll weigh less than at the beginning of that time. Not enough to normally matter much. But depending on how your scale rounds it would be different. And that's not even counting after a morning dump.

    • @chieftonga
      @chieftonga 4 роки тому +67

      adamkaris yeah, honestly I knew he was wrong too.... but the weight difference is so small and irrelevant that I let the joke slide. I’m just shocked that he didn’t research that fun fact before adding it to his set up.

    • @clovispullins7683
      @clovispullins7683 4 роки тому +32

      @@chieftonga Not to mention the fact that you're dehydrated in the morning as well which also affects your weight.

    • @lukewahlquist8081
      @lukewahlquist8081 4 роки тому +26

      It’s enough to matter to a wrestler lol

    • @v.v.194
      @v.v.194 4 роки тому

      O loop
      J vok CHiEF TONGA lllklllllll

  • @HelenandLolly
    @HelenandLolly Рік тому +35

    What a gem of a man! I couldn’t stop laughing. He is natural comedian.

  • @OALM1991
    @OALM1991 4 роки тому +606

    *What if my soulmate is a late eye-locker?*
    😂😭😂

    • @Joshuaeway03
      @Joshuaeway03 3 роки тому +1

      Hey, and you have beautiful eyes 😍

    • @agranger1087
      @agranger1087 3 роки тому +7

      I used to have that thought when I was a teenager lol

    • @mariegarcia3774
      @mariegarcia3774 3 роки тому

      @@Joshuaeway03 to

    • @mariegarcia3774
      @mariegarcia3774 3 роки тому

      @@Joshuaeway03 to get the inevitable reality which is

    • @JohnPierrebeatz
      @JohnPierrebeatz 3 роки тому +2

      i am definitely a late eye-locker! LMAO

  • @cbro777
    @cbro777 4 роки тому +61

    This dude is funny. I love coming back to watch this again and again.

  • @Loshijosdeltrueno317
    @Loshijosdeltrueno317 2 роки тому +6

    I will see this over & over & over. Dry Bar has legit stand up comedians, clean & super funny. 👌 "Mud-butt" LOL!!

  • @lbdesignsclt4523
    @lbdesignsclt4523 4 роки тому +43

    My face hurts from laughing so much!! I watched this set twice. Ladies born with responsibilities!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 4 роки тому +146

    Hilarious! "You just ate a poison apple and fell out! You didn't even wash your face!"

  • @rightweaponry908
    @rightweaponry908 2 роки тому +16

    His laugh makes his jokes even funnier, i really like his delivery, refreshing.

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +68

    About the brownies Brought memories. Back when I was 17, bought my baby sister a little stove with the 💡. Bought it for her for Xmas because I was the only that had a job and wanted her to have a present. This made my day. Brought good memories.. Thanks, Mike.

    • @NEVERSHOUTNEVER1991
      @NEVERSHOUTNEVER1991 4 роки тому +4

      It was a good brownie...😂😂😂
      It wasn't done in the middle tho😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandyvlogs6667
    @brandyvlogs6667 4 роки тому +80

    Awwww I hope he finds love one day and gets those kids he never wanted😭😭💖

  • @4Horsemen4Life
    @4Horsemen4Life 3 роки тому +7

    Diamond in the rough, and no curse words. Solid act, good material.

  • @hedonisticzen
    @hedonisticzen 4 роки тому +71

    "I seen this movie, it don't work out for us in the end" 😆

  • @dylgarrett
    @dylgarrett 4 роки тому +58

    Saw Mike on a Carnival Cruise last year. Good to see him get some recognition, dude rips!

  • @jodyshoneybee
    @jodyshoneybee 3 роки тому +5

    Omg this is why I love dry bar. They have some of the funniest comedians

  • @peachykeenlimabean605
    @peachykeenlimabean605 4 роки тому +64

    "Are you mad at me?" xDxDxD too comical, he does need a Netflix special!

  • @cliffords.8341
    @cliffords.8341 4 роки тому +31

    This is my first time watching Mike Paramore. He was hilarious from start to finish! 😂

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 3 роки тому +20

    “The willingness to fight” that’s so funny & true. There’s still people out there who think yelling is normal. See their behavior no matter what sophistication/wisdom/holiness they profess.

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 4 роки тому +60

    Hands down one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time. I thoroughly enjoyed this!😊

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      Wow you're so beautiful! You've got moist eyes! 😍😍😍

  • @yes_i_am_ms.jackson6144
    @yes_i_am_ms.jackson6144 4 роки тому +117

    He's absolutely right, I was a mother when I born,I had my first baby at 2 or 3 years old, hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂😂😯😮

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      They didn't have birth control back then? 😏

  • @seame3795
    @seame3795 3 роки тому +26

    This was so good for my soul right now. Thank you! 💜

  • @dyan785
    @dyan785 4 роки тому +64

    Cooking little brownies with a lightbulb killed me

  • @Star-xx1hj
    @Star-xx1hj 4 роки тому +144

    “I don’t think we can eat with 8 dollars and 70 cents” 😂

  • @yamashalisrael3300
    @yamashalisrael3300 3 роки тому +37

    This guy is really funny I would love to see his act in person never once did he curse but I laughed the hold time

  • @rcatank
    @rcatank 4 роки тому +216

    respect..... dry bar hosts a lot of comedians - most not really have their act figured out. This one @Mike Paramore - solid real world hilarious!

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 роки тому +6

      Simple truth, well said brother.

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +8

      rcatank ; i can't agree with the first part of that comment: Drybar are quite consistently funny, think I've only seen one of their specials that didn't seem funny, and that's just my taste in humour. Arvin Mitchell and Karen Rontowski are my fave's off the top of my head. X

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 4 роки тому +7

      I would say they are doing a great job...batting about 500 on comedy I really enjoy.

  • @savannahruiz8172
    @savannahruiz8172 4 роки тому +62

    🤣🤣OMG as a kid my mom would call me a princess and I would be like uh nuh uh. She would go "Then what are you?" I went, with the straightest face ever and said with all seriousness "I'm a frog 🐸" my mom laughed at me so hard

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      Aww so cute! Well, I'm a prince, honey. We should kiss! 😘😏🤣

  • @MrSpeedemon7777
    @MrSpeedemon7777 3 роки тому +8

    He's been one of my favorite comedians ever since I attended his show on a cruise a few years ago. 🤣👍

  • @PaulA-os9pb
    @PaulA-os9pb 3 роки тому +136

    He's cool and relaxed and doesn't get all crazy, like he's just talking to you.

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 4 роки тому +340

    "Uncle Mike, I farted in school today but dont worry, I smelt it all before anyone else could."
    Oh my gosh I'm dying

  • @marcjones744
    @marcjones744 3 роки тому +2

    My favoite drybar standup yet...for over a year... I gotta find more of this guy

  • @komradson7357
    @komradson7357 3 роки тому +210

    Her: "In a couple days he'll be 106 weeks"
    Him: "Are you mad at me, I don't have a calculator on me"
    Dude is funny, I've met some women that speak in weeks 😆

  • @johnnymoles318
    @johnnymoles318 3 роки тому +529

    It's awesome to see comedy that isn't based on cussing, or being super vulgar to get laughs.

    • @katsgiers1888
      @katsgiers1888 3 роки тому +8

      Yes!

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala 3 роки тому +6

      No? It's good to see comedy period!

    • @johngrain8569
      @johngrain8569 3 роки тому +7

      Comedy IS like music you can pick what you want to hear. 1000s of comedians out here have clean content. Why you think Dry comedy is so popular. Dude WAS AMAZING. But I like all comedy that makes me laugh.

    • @FullCircqle
      @FullCircqle 2 роки тому +3

      '...the turkey is ham..'🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 2 роки тому +1

      Like who?

  • @douglasreid7330
    @douglasreid7330 3 роки тому +8

    I've watched this 5 times and he still cracks me up.

  • @RoB_88
    @RoB_88 4 роки тому +147

    Premature eye unlock😂 & miss our chance to be happy

  • @MrDarrell4444
    @MrDarrell4444 4 роки тому +1733

    "You should never let a man pick you"
    Feminist start the slow hand clap....
    "its borderline irresponsible"

    • @garrettevans9193
      @garrettevans9193 4 роки тому +36

      Haha, I noticed that too.

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 роки тому +64

      Depending on how you look at it, this could still line up with feminist views

    • @jonahallen7787
      @jonahallen7787 4 роки тому

      ShoulderMonster m

    • @raeroa7982
      @raeroa7982 4 роки тому +33

      but that's exactly what feminism means. Just another word for equality. You can relax.

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 роки тому +26

      @@raeroa7982 I think what they're commenting on are the people who use "feminism" to excuse themselves of accountability. There's people who do not like sharing any responsibility, even if that is what equality is.

  • @loveinchaos618
    @loveinchaos618 5 місяців тому

    I'm not embarrassed about how many times I've watched this set. He has great timing and smooth transitions and a great laugh!

  • @seonaidkabiah418
    @seonaidkabiah418 3 роки тому +305

    after he made the joke about Winnie the Pooh, i couldn't stop seeing it lol

    • @MsVakong
      @MsVakong 3 роки тому +7

      Same 😂

    • @Somegirl811
      @Somegirl811 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂 he goes "o bother"

    • @living4mylord
      @living4mylord 2 роки тому +2

      He totally is 😊

    • @turbofreek
      @turbofreek 2 роки тому

      she just wanna see him with his pants off. he missed the chance on that one. is why he single...probably

    • @shilohstout5152
      @shilohstout5152 2 роки тому +4

      He can deny it doesn't make it any less true

  • @ricangames8774
    @ricangames8774 4 роки тому +227

    "We was like this but..ever since the Exfoliation, he not the same dude no moe". Its cause I'm moist😂😂

    • @anthonystaten2850
      @anthonystaten2850 4 роки тому +1

      whats the time stamp

    • @nickrudds7897
      @nickrudds7897 4 роки тому +1

      @@anthonystaten2850 26:00

    • @pamelaarras7908
      @pamelaarras7908 7 місяців тому +2

      Against my will😅😂

    • @pamelaarras7908
      @pamelaarras7908 7 місяців тому +1

      It would be awesome if you were going on my cruise to the Bahamas in September.

    • @ricangames8774
      @ricangames8774 7 місяців тому

      Dudes hilarious. Def wanna go see him live

  • @juanitajewett9706
    @juanitajewett9706 3 роки тому +11

    IM BACK ONE YEAR LATER AND STILL LOVE THIS!!!

  • @bigcountry9486
    @bigcountry9486 3 роки тому +18

    I gotta say I only really watch clips and short cuts of specials on here but this is the very first time I watched every second, absolute genius

  • @BenjiClips614
    @BenjiClips614 3 роки тому +122

    “What if my soulmate is a late eye locker.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 3 роки тому +2

    Just yesterday I found a gem of a comedian on Drybar and today another. Both of them could headline an amphitheater they are that good. AMAZING comedians! Thank you Dry Bar!

  • @bebechocolateinbarcelona-a5034
    @bebechocolateinbarcelona-a5034 3 роки тому +41

    He is incredibly enjoyable!!! I wish you the best Mike Paramore!

  • @amandaburkhalter36
    @amandaburkhalter36 4 роки тому +83

    I've seen this one already and still watching it! 🤣🤣

  • @fe7341
    @fe7341 3 роки тому +12

    First time seeing/hearing this dude and straight HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Willie.B76
    @Willie.B76 4 роки тому +25

    One of the most relatable story telling comedians I've seen in a long time...Great set

  • @jaredgreen760
    @jaredgreen760 4 роки тому +32

    It's rare that I hear a comedian for the first time ever and end up watching 37 minutes of their act. I couldn't stop watching though this dude is really funny. I really hope he makes it big. He deserves it. Finally somebody who agrees with me on body wash! I'm not crazy it does feel like it's still on you when you get out of the shower.

  • @lisacardwell2508
    @lisacardwell2508 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for this awesome, hilarious show . Loved every minute.

  • @Taiyougetsu13
    @Taiyougetsu13 4 роки тому +40

    "Sir. The turkey is ham"
    I lost it. I'm dying rn.

  • @jamera8223
    @jamera8223 4 роки тому +85

    "Its borderline irresponsible" line hurt my heart🤣🤣🤣 14- 30 yr old me missed this lesson- how he know!

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf.14

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      @@quintonkirk285 Oh they start young now. Hell, at 14 you're a late bloomer these days.

  • @1jesus2music3duke
    @1jesus2music3duke 3 роки тому +26

    “I was with a girl for years, and I hated her guts!”
    LMAO same

  • @americannick2039
    @americannick2039 4 роки тому +210

    “If you only make minimum wage, you can only talk to minimum wage type chicks” 😭😭 TRUEEEE

    • @crossfoot4612
      @crossfoot4612 2 роки тому +1

      Haha just asked my wife if she was a minimum wage girl

    • @charlesbell5500
      @charlesbell5500 6 місяців тому

      @@crossfoot4612 What did she say? 🤣

  • @clairebear629
    @clairebear629 4 роки тому +86

    Scheduled to be 35! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😆🥳 Oldschool is the best school

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 2 роки тому +1

    Mike is one of, if not THE, funniest comics Drybar has ever shown. His way with the audience is amazing as is his humor. Keep it up Mike!

  • @nicholasrourke3836
    @nicholasrourke3836 4 роки тому +156

    It wasn't done in the middle
    That made me chuckle just cuz he is so right. Those brownies could never get fully cooked

    • @trasation1774
      @trasation1774 4 роки тому +4

      Sweet, yet hilarious that u waited...and waited...aandd.
      I had one of course, and actually thought about getting an Easy Bake Oven for the grand girls to torture them🤷🏽‍♀️💕

    • @kellyupshaw6598
      @kellyupshaw6598 4 роки тому +1

      It's true!😂

    • @missmargmillionaire6421
      @missmargmillionaire6421 4 роки тому +2

      Mine did

    • @nicholasrourke3836
      @nicholasrourke3836 4 роки тому +2

      @@missmargmillionaire6421 probably used it right lol

    • @missmargmillionaire6421
      @missmargmillionaire6421 4 роки тому +4

      @@nicholasrourke3836 My light bulb was strong AF lol

  • @Tropicool
    @Tropicool 4 роки тому +264

    The Special Should be called "I just don't have it in me, man."

  • @thordogwood8053
    @thordogwood8053 Рік тому +3

    Thanks Mike! You made my son and me 😃 laugh so hard. We appreciate you!

  • @maxmad5625
    @maxmad5625 4 роки тому +94

    “I threw it underarm, where is his daddy.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigfoot131
    @bigfoot131 4 роки тому +37

    “At what age r u not worried about ur mud butt” 😂😂. Man chief is so funny that I don’t even realize his jokes are clean, how about that. Salute 👊🏾💯🔥

  • @asyamaria7325
    @asyamaria7325 Рік тому +3

    this is one of my favorite set of all time

  • @desibiscuits5829
    @desibiscuits5829 3 роки тому +76

    Haha he's trying to start a fight with everybody in his audience🤣💀

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN 3 роки тому +4

      Haha nah, man. He's got the skills to make it fun and funny. Ain't no one gettin butthurt in there

    • @desibiscuits5829
      @desibiscuits5829 3 роки тому +4

      @@NeoN-PeoN I know I was joking 😭

    • @slagwill5599
      @slagwill5599 3 роки тому

      I don’t get it.