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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  7 місяців тому +313

    DROP SOME IDEAS!!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY VIDEOS!!!

    • @charged_kaon
      @charged_kaon 7 місяців тому +10

      SPACE MEMES

    • @Reptile2107
      @Reptile2107 7 місяців тому +3

      DAY 70 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

    • @Ierzi
      @Ierzi 7 місяців тому +2

      SPORT MEMES

    • @SheepLiver
      @SheepLiver 7 місяців тому +2

      irish memes?

    • @sausagegaming78
      @sausagegaming78 7 місяців тому +1

      lord or the rings memes day 30

  • @billtheory2000
    @billtheory2000 7 місяців тому +231

    "LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU!"
    "Nah." 💀

    • @MagicarpEnjoyer
      @MagicarpEnjoyer Місяць тому +2

      (Screaming intensifies internally)

    • @SillyGoob_XD
      @SillyGoob_XD Місяць тому +6

      Now thats a way to not break up 😂😅

    • @CLOUDZZ-J8E
      @CLOUDZZ-J8E 29 днів тому +1

      real

    • @billtheory2000
      @billtheory2000 29 днів тому +1

      so quoting the same words actually work to get likes. Not doing this again

    • @aithersky8351
      @aithersky8351 26 днів тому

      Japan's official response to Poland's declaration of war:

  • @柊ハサミ05
    @柊ハサミ05 7 місяців тому +338

    "what's up?"
    "My standards, bye‼️‼️🎉"
    "But i can't live without you"
    "Then die 🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥"

  • @Spicylittletrees
    @Spicylittletrees 7 місяців тому +930

    “I can’t live without you 😭☹️😢😫”
    “Then die”

    • @The_Approaching_Storm320
      @The_Approaching_Storm320 7 місяців тому +16

      Sisyphus prime kicks in

    • @thefoxboi9535
      @thefoxboi9535 7 місяців тому +11

      @@The_Approaching_Storm320 *WAR starts playing*

    • @tamaramisner8300
      @tamaramisner8300 7 місяців тому +18

      My favorite one is “Roses are red, Violets are blue, you really thought I would cry over you? I said that I loved you, you thought that was true, well guess what player, you just go played to”

    • @bluiciousalt7804
      @bluiciousalt7804 7 місяців тому +14

      It has the same energy as
      “I beg to differ”
      “Then beg”

    • @Swagenstein
      @Swagenstein 7 місяців тому

      I’d straight up kill myself lol, not even joking

  • @nilartun101
    @nilartun101 5 місяців тому +49

    "I'm breaking up with u.."
    "Will u marry me? "
    damn.. that hits hard

    • @Vil...
      @Vil... Місяць тому +6

      He's never recovering from that one

  • @Bobbiejoinscore
    @Bobbiejoinscore 7 місяців тому +263

    “Now my hand is going-“
    “I’m breaking up with you”
    💀

  • @not-so-obvious_autism777
    @not-so-obvious_autism777 7 місяців тому +122

    7:49 10:43 I love when the two people who are getting played with just have an immediate agreement that the bad person here is their boyfriend/girlfriend, not each other

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Місяць тому +4

      Yeah, i had a moment like this, and I talked to the dude afterwards. It turns out she said she was single when she hooked up with him, so I want you to just remember ladies and gents. It's entirely possible that the other person has no idea your partner was cheating on you

  • @shlingusdingus4174
    @shlingusdingus4174 7 місяців тому +134

    1:41 This is DEVASTATING. Never have I seen messages mess up a person's life in 4 short sentences.

    • @DDoodles99
      @DDoodles99 3 місяці тому +5

      😢 rest in peace the’r marriage

  • @AnnoyedSonic
    @AnnoyedSonic 7 місяців тому +87

    Those mistakes where the girl wasn’t actually breaking up and the guy just misunderstood are an excellent example of why you should never jump to conclusions, especially not with your significant other.

    • @fullmoonshadow6967
      @fullmoonshadow6967 5 місяців тому +6

      Some of them were females jumping to conclusions. Like 15:38

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird 7 місяців тому +139

    Most of these are simply proof you should ONLY ask "what, why?" when your partner says you're breaking up in case it was a typo.

  • @DualshakaTGK
    @DualshakaTGK 7 місяців тому +1233

    The thumbnail bro💀 Edit:MOM I'M FAMOUS GET THE CAMERA!!!

    • @palmossi
      @palmossi 7 місяців тому +33

      0:57

    • @toast5425
      @toast5425 7 місяців тому +14

      nvm

    • @DualshakaTGK
      @DualshakaTGK 7 місяців тому +26

      @@toast5425 blud who the FUCK asked

    • @toast5425
      @toast5425 7 місяців тому +16

      @@DualshakaTGK did i ruffle a feather?

    • @Chompywomper
      @Chompywomper 7 місяців тому +9

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@toast5425bro u mean he pulled HIS FAKE RYTH CAT TAIL OFF

  • @SMILEYFACE3412
    @SMILEYFACE3412 7 місяців тому +267

    I have been waiting for my Greek mythology memes.

    • @DivineReunfication
      @DivineReunfication 7 місяців тому +3

      Same my bro

    • @HGTV-Decoder58
      @HGTV-Decoder58 7 місяців тому +1

      @@DivineReunficationyour pfp

    • @adriennerichards656
      @adriennerichards656 7 місяців тому +7

      Nah cuz there’ll probably be a few memes about Zeus cheating on Hera and how messed up Greek mythology is

    • @SMILEYFACE3412
      @SMILEYFACE3412 7 місяців тому +1

      @@adriennerichards656 that's the good part.

    • @mellcxny
      @mellcxny 7 місяців тому +1

      It's gonna be all about the wild family tree 😬😭

  • @GRAVKEN
    @GRAVKEN 7 місяців тому +43

    That was funny ,but i felt my heart being squeezed with every message for some reason.

    • @mateshpl6552
      @mateshpl6552 5 місяців тому +4

      yeah this is hurtful

    • @baconheadhair6938
      @baconheadhair6938 Місяць тому

      your having sqeezeing rib cage because its gelified frokm all your running

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 7 місяців тому +39

    1:39 Fs in chat for this poor luck for the man

  • @Yoshi76257
    @Yoshi76257 7 місяців тому +49

    I’m pretty sure the text he was reading when he hurt his hand was one he read earlier in the video

  • @Cotf6
    @Cotf6 7 місяців тому +31

    I WOULD NEVER LEAVE A MAN IF HE CARES FOR MEMES

  • @rubygracemoseley8144
    @rubygracemoseley8144 5 місяців тому +3

    “But I can’t live without you!”
    “Then DIE!”
    Dang person has no chill 😂

  • @Dovah_Slayer
    @Dovah_Slayer Місяць тому +6

    Bro, the "then die" is amazing, short, sweet, and absolutely not buying into the bs

  • @lenee8959
    @lenee8959 Місяць тому +2

    It’s even more funny when the person is in the wrong and trying to play victim, and the person who was really on the bad end is being caddy.

  • @wqytqqmqnyqs
    @wqytqqmqnyqs 16 днів тому +4

    "Then die" is fucking wild 💀💀

  • @Mist9014-z
    @Mist9014-z Місяць тому +4

    “What do u think abt our love?”
    “count the stars in the sky”
    “Aww.. its infinity!”
    “nop, its just a waste of time”
    ATEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @IsabellaRivera-sh8po
    @IsabellaRivera-sh8po 4 місяці тому +5

    "every kiss begins with k ;)"
    "too bad ugly starts with U."

  • @CharlieSpringHeartstopper
    @CharlieSpringHeartstopper Місяць тому +7

    5:24 that took a dark turn.

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 7 місяців тому +22

    2:59 priorities are in line

  • @jamiegioca9448
    @jamiegioca9448 5 місяців тому +3

    “But I can’t live without you”
    *_”T H E N D I E .”_*
    💀💀💀

  • @notveryheric6969
    @notveryheric6969 7 місяців тому +39

    1:51 that had to be the smoothest shit I’ve seen

  • @ElijahInabox
    @ElijahInabox 6 місяців тому +10

    Ruth-less 😂

  • @Shadow_Microwaive
    @Shadow_Microwaive 7 місяців тому +12

    3:56, money and pizza.
    Nice

  • @flashflashhundredyarddash1501
    @flashflashhundredyarddash1501 3 місяці тому +5

    6:45 The only way to respond to that text is to ”Too*”

  • @K4rmaisac4t
    @K4rmaisac4t Місяць тому +12

    0:10 reminds me of
    “I think we should see other people”
    “are you being fr? WHAT THE **** IS WITH THE CONFETTI?”

    • @Kawf._.is-trash
      @Kawf._.is-trash Місяць тому +1

      YES LMAO I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT AHAHHA

    • @baconheadhair6938
      @baconheadhair6938 Місяць тому

      cuz rhey just copied it and made it less funny

  • @anthophila_
    @anthophila_ 7 місяців тому +7

    11:17 this is the best one lmao

  • @linkfan2109
    @linkfan2109 7 місяців тому +20

    the thumbnail is CRAZY

  • @EpikFoodBois_OG
    @EpikFoodBois_OG 7 місяців тому +18

    What I learned today: Vaazkl’s name is Jonathan

    • @weirdLEXbutok
      @weirdLEXbutok 7 місяців тому +1

      i already knew for some strange reason

    • @chaoslord_6664
      @chaoslord_6664 6 місяців тому +3

      Jonathan watching his fanbase slowly collect personal information on him: 🗿

    • @GreenCat188
      @GreenCat188 3 місяці тому +2

      Where

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 7 місяців тому +4

    5:09 i love this i dont know why also Vaazkl we need memes from the meme bin aka unfunny memes

  • @BearBeatzu
    @BearBeatzu 7 місяців тому +4

    “All you care about is memes”
    I wish I had me a man or a woman who only cared about memes. I don’t care who, I just want somebody who loves memes.

  • @raktimjs
    @raktimjs 4 дні тому

    5:46 "How am I supposed to forget you when..." 💀☠

  • @krakentoast
    @krakentoast 7 місяців тому +29

    I'm glad my texts aren't in this video 💀

  • @AzaloonyToons
    @AzaloonyToons 7 місяців тому +12

    I don’t have a lover, and this is hilarious.

    • @Phone_guyFnaf
      @Phone_guyFnaf 7 місяців тому +1

      Same

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 7 місяців тому +1

      Same, by choice, but same

    • @azloii9781
      @azloii9781 Місяць тому +2

      Love is… overrated?

    • @whispery_cloud14
      @whispery_cloud14 27 днів тому

      I had a stupidly toxic boyfriend and this is hilarious.

  • @zr7hd.1905
    @zr7hd.1905 7 місяців тому +3

    5:20 OMG IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂

  • @The_Approaching_Storm320
    @The_Approaching_Storm320 7 місяців тому +13

    2:26 skippwd cutscene

  • @Supe4
    @Supe4 6 місяців тому +2

    The amount of time your/you're has been misspelt has killed me

  • @Acezcorner
    @Acezcorner 7 місяців тому +5

    We need a relationship just to write these

  • @Therealtriplemeow2
    @Therealtriplemeow2 7 днів тому

    Bro fumbled so hard 😭😭😭 3:47

  • @xoxo.harper-t7j
    @xoxo.harper-t7j 7 місяців тому +13

    Oh gosh “I got with your sister😭”

  • @SD120TOMB
    @SD120TOMB 6 місяців тому +1

    1:58
    “I literally did this skit with Esdeath on her Cheater AU and it WORKED, for the most part.”
    Please note, this quote was me reliving that moment. Really.
    And it was PURELY FICTIONAL, sooo just a simulation of it all.

  • @leh.6913
    @leh.6913 7 місяців тому +2

    9:54 holy sht I laughed too hard at this

  • @blueing4
    @blueing4 7 місяців тому +1

    6:44 i read that contact name as X-Bow 😂

  • @TheNewbie78
    @TheNewbie78 6 місяців тому +3

    If your girl/boyfriend is going to break up just because you care about memes, they weren’t meant for you from the start

  • @Thattrainguy24
    @Thattrainguy24 7 місяців тому

    15:31 that caught me of guard and it’s 1am😂🤣

  • @amoshiii-07
    @amoshiii-07 Місяць тому +1

    ''Ugly starts with U'', thats something i say to people i hate in skl....
    💀

  • @baconheadhair6938
    @baconheadhair6938 Місяць тому +1

    2:16 nah they’re not single they’re with anna now

  • @NotThePokemaster
    @NotThePokemaster 7 місяців тому +1

    One: I want to break up
    The other: will you marry me
    Both at the same time

  • @briancollar4104
    @briancollar4104 Місяць тому

    The first one is so good. "I'm breaking up with you.
    Oh sorry wrong person babe. 🤔🤔🤔

  • @tacosaregoodhehe
    @tacosaregoodhehe Місяць тому

    7:56 I fucking love it when dudes work together like this

  • @Apocalypse_Meow...
    @Apocalypse_Meow... 8 днів тому

    It's like push ups on your knees, it's just not working out😂😂🤣👍😎

  • @XxSnom16
    @XxSnom16 7 місяців тому

    Love how this is in my recommended when i just got broken up with i am so pleased rn :3

  • @Wyvern18plus
    @Wyvern18plus 7 місяців тому +7

    I just got a nsfw ad substituting the deed for tool in (i skipped it at that point)
    And this is why people use ad blockers

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 7 місяців тому

      I wish i had an adblocker on mobile cuz thats where i use youtube the most and ads are very atrocious here

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 7 місяців тому

      @@Bupboy If you use Android you can use Revanced. If you use Apple you can use UA-cam Premium since you like paying more for what other have free :D (jkjk sorry I don't know how apple solution work but I know it would require jailbreak)

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 7 місяців тому

      @@Bupboy REgarding oVer for your options for ANdroid mobile youtube there is an app that does that but i Cannot say its namE in a comment or it get deleted. please look the capital letters in this comment for its name. for ios there are few solutions as well but i never tested them so cannot say if brave brower or alternative store is the solution for you. but yeah there are mobile solutions as well

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 7 місяців тому

      @@Bupboy Mobile solutions exists but their name are prohibited here. Check out google.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Місяць тому

      And yet because youtube just HAS to make Google money (even though they have ads ON THEIR SEARCH ENGINE AND ARE ALRRADY MAKING MORE MONEY THAN UA-cam EVER WILL) Google is still improving their anti ad blocker technology

  • @ItzPotato3clispe
    @ItzPotato3clispe 6 місяців тому +1

    Unrizzing the rizzler be like💀:

  • @CLOUDZZ-J8E
    @CLOUDZZ-J8E 29 днів тому +1

    1:23 TF YOU MEAN?!?!😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 19 днів тому

    6:00 Ouch. That was BRUTAL!!

  • @jacecurtis1090
    @jacecurtis1090 7 місяців тому

    That background music is a frighten bop my guy

  • @karakreativebujo
    @karakreativebujo 21 день тому

    I don't care that almost all of them are fake, it's still funny and I needed a laugh 🤣

  • @lisort72
    @lisort72 11 днів тому

    1:39 this is painful😂😂😂😂

  • @Kiyomi-Nakamura
    @Kiyomi-Nakamura Місяць тому

    6:18 Little than she knew, it was the best friend who broke up first

  • @TomP-f6p
    @TomP-f6p Місяць тому

    12:42 I half expected for her to say “I am”

  • @jamiehernandez57
    @jamiehernandez57 7 днів тому

    Some of these may be fake, but i'm sure they still serve as good inspiration for those looking to break up

  • @EdenHenry-s5m
    @EdenHenry-s5m 11 днів тому

    idk the breakup breadsticks were def what i would want

  • @Extreme_Boy575
    @Extreme_Boy575 6 місяців тому +1

    The Ex pickup line lol

  • @milkshake426
    @milkshake426 7 місяців тому

    bro the fallout one is crazy💀11:18

  • @buvulfugar1122
    @buvulfugar1122 Місяць тому

    Best pick-up line:
    -hey something new was born right now!
    -what?
    -the relation between us
    🤑🤑🤑

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 28 днів тому

      Hey, something died just now!
      What?
      My desire to be around you! BYEEEEE!

  • @SanguineRain24
    @SanguineRain24 7 місяців тому

    I’m not even looking at the texts themselves I’m looking at the contacts names 💀

  • @Peeteryeeter2
    @Peeteryeeter2 Місяць тому +1

    If i break up with someone i would meme the shit out of them

  • @J4sp3r_isnotHere
    @J4sp3r_isnotHere 6 місяців тому

    15:42 bro now my hand is going like "I'm breaking up with you"

  • @KimyrTheKlanceShipper
    @KimyrTheKlanceShipper 5 місяців тому

    5:05
    "When i say "Vol", you say..?"
    "...Voltron...?"

  • @RobIoshinob
    @RobIoshinob 6 місяців тому

    “Im breaking up with you”
    “Nuh uh”

  • @NATER-TAINMENT
    @NATER-TAINMENT 7 місяців тому +17

    Wann hear my breakup message?
    “ “
    Get it?
    It’s cuz I’ve always been lonely

    • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
      @a.s.raiyan2003-4 7 місяців тому +2

      Same same

    • @sikosonix901
      @sikosonix901 7 місяців тому +1

      And you always be lonely, just like me fr fr

    • @isacfxd3163
      @isacfxd3163 7 місяців тому

      Why the long spaces 😭😭😭

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 7 місяців тому

      ​@@isacfxd3163dramatic pause for the big reveal

    • @makonjohnson904
      @makonjohnson904 7 місяців тому +1

      Y'all are so emo

  • @kokukun6907
    @kokukun6907 Місяць тому

    the text one of emojis got me i dont understand why

  • @jir_UwU
    @jir_UwU 22 дні тому

    watching this knowing ill never get a boyfriend so ill never relate to anyone going through a breakup

  • @ManInTheDark-AK47
    @ManInTheDark-AK47 2 місяці тому

    1:56 one i use on my gf a couple of times xD Her:"What woud you do do if i broke up with you?" Me:"Get with my ex(:" Her:"Now i see how much you care Im DONE -.-" Me: "Hey wamma hang out?" Her:Go too your ex >:(" Me: Youn are my ex TwT"

  • @88Moebius8
    @88Moebius8 Місяць тому

    The thumbnail is what im living rn

  • @frogrl.
    @frogrl. 10 днів тому

    14:18 bro is a menace to society

  • @HarleyTips
    @HarleyTips Місяць тому

    0:37 THIS IS SO ME XDDD!! Except that... I don't have a partner haha... Ha... 😢

  • @uknowidontcare
    @uknowidontcare Місяць тому +3

    1:50 wow this one is nice actually

  • @WILD_THERIANXD
    @WILD_THERIANXD 20 днів тому +1

    "can we break up 🥲"
    "will you marry me?💝-"

  • @NathanLee-g3d
    @NathanLee-g3d 7 місяців тому +2

    8:32
    Those who don't know: 😊
    Those who know: 💀

  • @totallynight7972
    @totallynight7972 4 місяці тому

    The Lion King one.. that would probably why if my boyfriend loved Lion King he would break up. I too laugh when Mufasa dies.

  • @tatianeagra
    @tatianeagra 3 місяці тому

    one time i was watching a try not to laugh vid and there was a meme about someones gf breaking up with the guy recording, then he said "okay lol" and started playing geometry dash

  • @lightoftheearth8731
    @lightoftheearth8731 7 місяців тому

    I NEEDED to watch this before breaking up with my last ex😭😭😂

  • @Dabkiller59
    @Dabkiller59 7 місяців тому

    the first one is just super clever

  • @MerlinDerMagier
    @MerlinDerMagier 18 днів тому +1

    That’s depressing

  • @oakleytheaussie7522
    @oakleytheaussie7522 Місяць тому

    9:31 "And everyone loves me!!" (ref)

  • @Arina_143_bg
    @Arina_143_bg Місяць тому +1

    Omg ur voice god❤

  • @thewafflingwaffle
    @thewafflingwaffle 7 місяців тому +1

    3:56 tbh i wouldn't even be mad

  • @jeandutoit1226
    @jeandutoit1226 5 місяців тому

    2:42 their reaction is mine if someone who likes me just starts speaking like this-

  • @EnderFyre8579
    @EnderFyre8579 4 місяці тому

    3:38
    DANG.
    Although I've heard smth like that before.

  • @nooridadarkar
    @nooridadarkar 5 місяців тому

    😅😂 idk if uv been throo that but i havent n that just cracks me up!!!😆

  • @cynthesilly-wcue
    @cynthesilly-wcue 21 день тому +1

    0:10 oddly familiar… hmmm…

  • @Solstice-azura
    @Solstice-azura Місяць тому

    its all funny until you realise how devastating it is actually

  • @gunner_melon445
    @gunner_melon445 7 місяців тому +1

    lol I'm immune to these

  • @ChainsawPlayzFortnite
    @ChainsawPlayzFortnite Місяць тому

    'hey lets get together!"
    "ok."
    *next day*
    "hey sorry, i wanna be single"
    "its been a day mf'