If anyone didn't get the coke and milk joke at 2:26, the can has "legend" on it and the milk is "dairy," so it's saying "I hope your day is legend-dairy"
As a girl I’m just now wondering how many of these “I’m not into short guys sorry” is just another way of girls trying to tell a dude no without upsetting them?
Yeah, I mean, it’s normal for people to have a type, but the ammount of girls who like only 6ft+ seems way to high, considering irl a lot of girls don’t actually care abt height
OMGGGG IS THAT A REFERENCE TO SUMMER TIME? 0:58 SUMMER TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE LIVIN IS EASY (sorry I like music and our music teacher got that stuck in my head)
11:44 wait… if the delivery driver makes a delivery and he’s supposed to deliver it and orders, say, McDonald’s,he theoretically pays himself with his own money, and the company he works for pays for the McDonald’s. Thus, giving him… FREE MC’DONALDS???
6:45 one of my friends did this who is a girl btw and so my parents somehow didnt see her walk behind them when i let her in and we went to the basement (with other boys there) and they saw her on the security cam recordings the next day and i got in trouble for "sneaking her in"
vaazkl went from a happy child that was very talkative and alive to a 1/2 dead sounding sleep deprived depressed middle aged man (not in a bad way tho) (makes sense when u watch his older vids) i still like ur vids vaazkl.
More J O S H Also 19:09 Sometimes i write entire essays for youtube comment sections, but then decide they are that tiniest little bit too irrevelant to the video even tho they nor and just erase them. Gourmand be the type of guy to whenever he find an abandoned, starving slugcat pup, then he feeds it everything he can offer it and take care of it until he finds the parents of the slugpup I saw people fanarting him taking care of slugpups that look identical to Artificer's slugpups and that image will be stuck in my head forever in a good way
also, in intro i meant to say ''off'' instead of ''of'' its annoying me. subscribe for more, drop some video ideas!
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If anyone didn't get the coke and milk joke at 2:26, the can has "legend" on it and the milk is "dairy," so it's saying "I hope your day is legend-dairy"
I hope you day is coke milk. 👍
tysm for elaborating man I rlly hope you had coke milk day
thanks
Wow thank you! I wish your day is soda cow juice
the texting between games thing is so accurate tho
7:28 Okay, all other implications aside, this is the most wholesome and pure Grandma energy.
So is 2:15 . It’s a bit for agressive grandma energy tho lol
I was once walking in the wrong direction, so I pulled out my phone and acted like I was looking at google maps.
Reading “Do you want to go see Finding Nemo b4 your orchestra thing?” Is extremely iconic 9:31
7:55 yet another timestamp of Vaazkl being unironically funny
hater
@@turbo_marc wha, im not hating on him i was joking dude
@@turbo_marcits not hate he is laughing with him not laughing at him
@@triplus198 alright
@@turbo_marcdiving straight in with accusations of hate, before you've understood what's being said is the behaviour of an absolute scumbag
As a girl I’m just now wondering how many of these “I’m not into short guys sorry” is just another way of girls trying to tell a dude no without upsetting them?
Yeah, I mean, it’s normal for people to have a type, but the ammount of girls who like only 6ft+ seems way to high, considering irl a lot of girls don’t actually care abt height
10:59 was my favorite one 😂
I love his little laugh
real
Me swiping between my home screen to act like I’m on my phone bc I don’t want to talk to anyone
you should give me your channel
thats a genius idea
I actually kinda want that lol
I expect one in 2-3 business days.
y e s
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I'm sorry, the "Chill, Plankton" text caught me off guard and I can't stop laughing!
9:34 says “want to go see finding nemo b4 your orchestra thing” btwww xx
20:43 aint no way bro wrote some shakespeare over a breakup
and its actually good too 😭
2:57 nah my best friend always replies with “what life?”
1:42 bro that got me
11:58
that "damn" by the doordash guy spoke 1000 words in one
0:21
For me A is when I'm fed up with my best friends boyfriend being a duck, and B is when I send said best friend bits of fanfic I wrote
“What if I was an ant” makes astronomically more sense than “what if I was a worm” because ants are not ugly as hell (well, most of them)
3:28 is unironically relatable
2:25 legend dairy
Legendary
The amount of text messages I see with quotes generated from goddamn RizzGPT is substantially enormous.
3:33 now thats one way to say i love u
17:30 yooo the josh fight
Im in a fight. I need more men. 😭💀💀
Gotta love how the Chinese Takeout place wanted to check on Gareth. 2:25
15:33 good ending
10:57 the bank loan was a good one
Text messages are chaos, and these memes prove it.
0:21 perfectly explains me texting lmao
0:23 A is basically when I’m chill, B is when I’m so fed up and want to get it done with fast
11:07 No way Oreo did that
- Where's the formula?
- Chill, Plankton
I exploded
Thanks Cater, I no longer want to eat Oreos ever again.
17:32 IM CRYING THATS SO SWEET
5:00 Bro really got nothin outta that marriage 😂😂😂
As a current text message, I can confirm these are funny.
As a person who is alive, I can confirm it is unfunny and overused
I cam confirm your pfp is sick
@@Rizzward I can confirm we’re brothers
Good to see different communication forms watching this.
9:17 Ok but this was actually the funniest thing I have seen all week
12:31 hey thats beluga!
Banana
1:29 The Dean cardboard cutout lmao
a pet of mine recently passed and this video has absolutely made my day, I've watched this at least 5 times and I'm still overly joyous.
thank you :)
Rest in peace that pet..
This morning my beloved cat, Garfield, died as well. I feel absolutely destroyed
R.I.P fur child
R.I.P All fur pets
Rest in piece and he lived a good life
1:28 I bet this person loves supernatural (The cardboard cutout is the actor for Dean Winchester in supernatural)
19:01 that hit too close to home
15:32 awwwwww, that’s a happy ending
2:25 Coke can says “legend” and is next to a milk carton. Legend+milk (which is dairy)= “legendary.”
OMGGGG IS THAT A REFERENCE TO SUMMER TIME? 0:58
SUMMER TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE LIVIN IS EASY
(sorry I like music and our music teacher got that stuck in my head)
0:13 even his arch nemesis cares about him 😭😭😭
17:20 my fav meme ever
5:55 hearing vaazkl say "skamtebord" is my new favorite thing 👍
I legit texted him
the laugh at the end was so wholesome
11:20 they're tweens, their brains aren't fully developed yet...
Tweens ?
@@mechanicalsilence1pre teens
1:52 bros texting New York City
I just spent 40 minutes watching a 20 minute video because it takes time for the jokes to register.
Last guy turned into Romeo before he got into a rebound with a preteen and then committed a murder and a double suicide.
I want that girl with a cat as a friend 😭😭
The josh fight was legendary
The amount if relatable memes are here is uncanny
3:01 Vaazkl really just said the word but censored it in the text.
i love how emotionless you sound
I wonder how that Josh fight turned out? It was scheduled for two years ago...
Some lil 4 year old Josh won it , got a Burger King Crown and a few thousand dollars i think
You're laugh is great xD
Aegean sea: uh-gee-un see 🐙
1:21 POV: me when I heard my name 👁️👄👁️
1:45 "the worst she can say is no"
11:19 as a girl i can confirm we dont text like this actually. only when we’re trying to mock people who unironically text like that.
the a or b one is so accurate wtf
0:56 this dad is genuinely super
bro why a i even watching this?? i hurt my back today and it hurts so much when i laugh
The last one was just a poet.
1:50 NYC took 3 screenshots of chat!
NYC recorded chat 10 times!
NYC took a screenshot of chat!
That one person who leaked their number
poor henry at the end
That last one had me baaling
I love it when he laughs, especially his laugh at the end 😂
17:29 the one Josh that left the group
bro the you? one is sheer luck
2:36 mf Paul really said "your bed :-)" 💀
I think he's probably found 3D rendering and is sharing with everyone.
Guy in the thumbnail is an absolute menace
Bro the thumbnail had me💀💀🕊🛐
4:08 ouch
11:44 wait… if the delivery driver makes a delivery and he’s supposed to deliver it and orders, say, McDonald’s,he theoretically pays himself with his own money, and the company he works for pays for the McDonald’s. Thus, giving him… FREE MC’DONALDS???
0:44 LOLLLLLL THIS CRACKS ME UP
6:45 one of my friends did this who is a girl btw and so my parents somehow didnt see her walk behind them when i let her in and we went to the basement (with other boys there) and they saw her on the security cam recordings the next day and i got in trouble for "sneaking her in"
The thumbnail almost made me cry 😭
the chickfila one i actually dressed up but they cancelled it for sum code moo game
1:50 nah that girl did him wrong😭
19:23 Excuse me your dad did what?
Ain’t no way they smashed their dad
vaazkl went from a happy child that was very talkative and alive to a 1/2 dead sounding sleep deprived depressed middle aged man (not in a bad way tho) (makes sense when u watch his older vids)
i still like ur vids vaazkl.
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6:32 I'm not gonna lie, that really put me in a good mood.
fr it’s so sweet😭
"I know what it means you normie"
2:27 im pretty sure it meant "legendary" cuz the coke said "legend" on it, and milk is dairy.
If the last bro isn't a Writer.... 😂
1:27 is that dean from supernatural or am I going crazy
thanks for making a video on how cool i am
11:18 As someone with friends who text like this, I don't understand either
9:15 is that a blurred blurred text??
Bro the guy said “pp” and censored it
1:20 bro's the flash
I can confirm these are texting memes
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Also 19:09
Sometimes i write entire essays for youtube comment sections, but then decide they are that tiniest little bit too irrevelant to the video even tho they nor and just erase them.
Gourmand be the type of guy to whenever he find an abandoned, starving slugcat pup, then he feeds it everything he can offer it and take care of it until he finds the parents of the slugpup
I saw people fanarting him taking care of slugpups that look identical to Artificer's slugpups and that image will be stuck in my head forever in a good way
3:29 how do I get these intrusive thoughts? I need to know so that I start remembering to text Rei daily.