the funniest Pickup line blunder i have ever had the privelage of witnessing happened to my friend. she tried hitting on a dude, walked up to him and said "did it hurt when you fell from (Awkward Pause) TENNESSEEEEEE!?" followed by the most outrageus wheezing shriek i have ever heard. she is my best friend, but god damn, sometimes i wish i didnt know her lol. that particular night at the party was one of those moments lol.
In 5:14, lemme tell u that the appendix stopped having a purpose in humans for hundreds of years and it's actually not that useful so we can all be perfectly fine without one. Just in case!
2:13 I CAN IMPROVE ON THIS!!!: Are you single? No we’re plural. I meant are you free this Friday? No we’re ______ expensive Small change but I think it’s improvement
I don't think women understand how soul-crushing it is to get roasted for just trying to use a pick-up line Like a fully normal and respectful pick-up line, not even a creepy one
Hahaha 😂 I haven’t heard some of these before but they’re funny either because they’re good or because they’re bad, also your reaction to some of them were funny
Then what am I if that person was called Spiderman for his dead uncle, mf John Wick? Jack Black? (My grandparents dog died, but it was like it was my dog, and it had a deep impact on my mental health)
Bro the thumbnail is NOT a pickup line it is absolute destruction
Wdym "son"? FYM SON?!
I dug my way up from 17:20
FR
That line proves how funny woman is. 😐
Doom Theme starts playing*
"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"North Korea" 🍷🗿
Germany 1942 💀💀💀
Turkmenistan
😂
America in the south before the civil war.
Germany 1942
My entire life can be summed up by the sentence: "Task failed successfully"
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“ARE YOU CALLING ME LUCIFER!?!?”
lmao
“you saying I’m a fallen angel?!”
@May-v4zwhat the hell?
@May-v4z think their talking about lucifer from hazbin hotel
"that's a lot of respecting you're doing,i respect that" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The officer one hits different 💀
Acorn:
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
“Send blueprints”
Real
*Dips fingertips in blue paint*
These aren't pickup lines these are people being rejected💀
That's because it's his only experience with pickup lines
FR
You can only get rejected if you have a pickup line first
@@ILoveRonnieCI can confidently say that is not the case.
2:33 i mean this one did go well just not in the way bro intended 💀
“I think you have dyslexia” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
LOL
Dyslexia is a hard word to spell if you have it though...
4:19 this is such a good joke lmao
Holy shit invincible reference :0
NOT THE SPIDER-MAN ONE-
Welp I didn't expect you here
OH MY GOD WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I'M HYPERFIXIATING ON RAIN WORLD, AND YOU, WHO IS A PERSON THAT MAKES RAIN WORLD CONTENT, IS HERE. WOOOOWWWW!!!
@@nathminegirl2933go play rainworld
what
13:53 that is SMOOTH
hontesly if i waas the trash can i'd be flabbergaster and speechless
"'On a scale of one to AMERICAAA how free are you?' but then on the wall next to it someone wrote 'Germany, 1942!'"
That's horrible. LOL.
I’m using these on my homies
110% success rate
💀
Same
@@foxpug-nou 💀
@@Alastors_biggest_fan 🙏😭
I just love how he talks, it just makes the video 100 times better. I love how he's just so sarcastic and just doesn't care. It's so hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
11:40
0.03 moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at stp (standard temperature and pressure)
I'm getting some powerful lines to roast my bros from this video.
0:25, bro says can i have ur number as he texts her.
the funniest Pickup line blunder i have ever had the privelage of witnessing happened to my friend.
she tried hitting on a dude, walked up to him and said "did it hurt when you fell from (Awkward Pause) TENNESSEEEEEE!?" followed by the most outrageus wheezing shriek i have ever heard.
she is my best friend, but god damn, sometimes i wish i didnt know her lol. that particular night at the party was one of those moments lol.
What did he do?
"They used to call me spiderman in school,wanna know why?"
"Yess"
"Because my uncle was murdered"
Me: "THATS DARK"
6:07 perfect match
Vaazkl Dating tips at the end XD
15:50 I hope they got together, that is the only time I've seen asterisks/parentheses go well in a convo 😂
9:41 I think you missed a 'my' there bud. You probably wouldn't have freaked out as much if you didn't lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't mind me, just here for some inspiration in the hope of chatting up some dancers at my drama club😂
"Yes they do. Chasing people in their nightmares is hard work." LOL.
8:10 nah bc why's that so relatable
In 5:14, lemme tell u that the appendix stopped having a purpose in humans for hundreds of years and it's actually not that useful so we can all be perfectly fine without one. Just in case!
The Walmart one was perfect, an ad came up right at the end and showed someone going out the door 😂
6:05 well that escalated quickly
0:03 nobody, Chad from kallmekris trying to get a date:
That last guy didn't even have a conversation going to carry. So he can't whine about that.
Sometimes, when my friends recite their horrendous pick up lines to me, I wonder if I should be brutally honest, or sugarcoat it a bit.
I felt like something was missing in my life
Then I realized I haven't watched a Vaaz video in a month
This isn’t Funny Pickup Lines, it’s Soul Crushing Rejections.
11:41 the guy didn't state the molarity, so the girl just did the rational thing, imo
I see, you're a man of culture too.
@@arjunmadan318 Indeed, my good man
1:02 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY-
''i got rizz bro''. *Bro's rizz:3:03
6:08 okay that escalated quickly
2:48 sounds like something I’d say to someone who said that 😂😂😂
1:47 Is something out of a horror movie.
It’s like a threat pretending to be a complement and failing horribly
@@Livi-chan435-xq6vy You got that right.
Some of the ways people get rejected makes me sad 🤧
i thiink the girl who sent that was in alabama
1:06 lmao
17:02 this is me
11:42 0.02985674813 moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulfuric (sulphuric acid)
Lmao i solved it too but instead of taking 22.4l as stp per mole volume I took 24.4 😅
These pick up lines needed more time to cooke
because they're raw as hell
11:42 that fact that i understood the question😭
CROW OF JUSGEMENT
made me laugh
2:13 I CAN IMPROVE ON THIS!!!:
Are you single?
No we’re plural.
I meant are you free this Friday?
No we’re ______ expensive
Small change but I think it’s improvement
5:46 dayuyyuuuummmm bruh
I think the soccer ball one was my favorite, lol!
New vaazkl vid les goo
15:24
*THE CROW OF JUDGEMENT*
Nah bro, that guy at 8:46 is literally insane 💀
someone should write a pick-up line to Vaazkl and see how he reacts
2:18 GODDAMN 💀💀💀☠️
11:32
Damn it was smooth and new
3:02 No no, he's got a point...
15:49 This must be how roleplayers date.
🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WE GETTING A GIRLFRIEND WITH THIS ONE
I'm sending this to my best friend. He needs this
Can you please do Percy Jackson memes? Or Greco-Roman (Hellenic) mythology memes?
this video gave me an existenstial crisis
Half of this are the best roasts on the planet...
1:29 😭😭😭🙏🙏
25 at a time was outrageous
8:58 rhyming master
Me sending this to girl an saying- " Watch it, I'm too lazy to type it in manually"
8:26 now that’s a lot of damage
I don't think women understand how soul-crushing it is to get roasted for just trying to use a pick-up line
Like a fully normal and respectful pick-up line, not even a creepy one
Ea sports
"destruction one"
Hahaha 😂 I haven’t heard some of these before but they’re funny either because they’re good or because they’re bad, also your reaction to some of them were funny
Hi vaaskl ima stop existing
13:34 My fellow ladies, remember this moment!
10:11 I’ve. Ever heard any one say Pause in such a British accent.
1:35 Whoa😂
13:22 no srsly, bro won tinder. what the fuck
2:34 got me lol
7:16 THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!? WTF?????
thinking about how these 2k views are the only people that know this video even exists
9:40 no it doesn’t…
10:36 is that DougDoug
0:41 oop
6:37 funny
“You’re not as hot as my sister, but still doable” what?
9:40 VaazkL needs to take a moment to read before reading out loud. Completely missed the 'my' in that sentence
😭damn
1:04 She’s a keeper
EA SPORTS
IT’S IN THE GAME
7:14 *25 at a time* WHA-
0:16 damn
Bruh this is a line from gravity falls 2:40
15:33 the queen still can’t move 💀
9:00 lol
Second one is percebeth coded
I’m slightly offended I say “Hiya” all the time😭
"destruction 1"
10:30
INFINATE RIZZ!
Pickup lines? More like dropkick.
Then what am I if that person was called Spiderman for his dead uncle, mf John Wick? Jack Black? (My grandparents dog died, but it was like it was my dog, and it had a deep impact on my mental health)