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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  5 місяців тому +304

    DROP SOME NEW VIDEO IDEAS!!!

    • @sarahanbagi9605
      @sarahanbagi9605 5 місяців тому +4

      Bird memes. That is all.
      OR MORE DRAWING MEMES!

    • @2if
      @2if 5 місяців тому +4

      merry crisis

    • @rocks7777
      @rocks7777 5 місяців тому +2

      vaazkl's funny comments

    • @Minimintergoat
      @Minimintergoat 5 місяців тому +2

      MAKE SOME MORE SIMS 4 MEMES MY RIBS WERE HURTING UNTIL THE END OF THE VIDEO

    • @Enzo_Art
      @Enzo_Art 5 місяців тому

      a video on idiotic kids.

  • @sterlinsilver
    @sterlinsilver 5 місяців тому +2021

    My yearbook quote was "I have teeth, and they aren't mine" and years later I still think it's the best thing I've ever done...

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 5 місяців тому +31

      I copy n paste this everywhere❤
      And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
      Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
      Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
      People: okay please stay this is your place❤
      Demon: okay
      People: **leaves**
      Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
      Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
      Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
      Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
      Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
      Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
      God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
      To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
      UA-camrs I recommend
      Impact videos ministries
      David diga Hernandez
      IsaiahSaldivar
      Mapalo
      DLM christian lifestyle
      Billy garham
      Danial adams
      Living waters
      Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
      Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
      I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
      Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
      Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
      God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
      Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
      Things to get rid of in your home
      1sage
      2dream catchers
      3crystals
      4crystal ball
      5ouija board
      6 tarot and angel cards
      7religious statues
      8demonic movies music or video games
      9soul times items
      10pornography
      Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
      Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
      You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
      150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
      God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
      Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
      Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
      You serve the devil when you
      Lie
      Hate
      Blasphemy
      Disobey
      Lazy
      Gossip
      Gluttony
      Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
      Hate
      And unforgivness
      And cussing murder and more
      And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
      So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
      God is holy and righteous God is love
      So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
      The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
      You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
      Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
      Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
      God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
      Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @noideawhoiam3855
      @noideawhoiam3855 5 місяців тому

      @@crummybunny777i report this everywhere ❤

    • @sterlinsilver
      @sterlinsilver 5 місяців тому +235

      @@crummybunny777 oh my god shut up

    • @alexdjajic9604
      @alexdjajic9604 5 місяців тому +55

      mine was "if you want to win you musnt lose

    • @marilyngunn5251
      @marilyngunn5251 5 місяців тому +1

      @crummybunny974 what the fuck are you talking about bro

  • @lukeflanagan1307
    @lukeflanagan1307 5 місяців тому +989

    I found one of my school’s old yearbooks. Oliver K. Sheerin, class of 1951. Favorite pastime: “doing nothing.” Secret ambition: “to overthrow the United States government.” At the height of McCarthyism. And he ended up working for the military.

    • @seaweedbrain2933
      @seaweedbrain2933 5 місяців тому +97

      He can still fulfil that secret ambition 😈

    • @commentextary
      @commentextary 5 місяців тому

      @@seaweedbrain2933 He died in 2013 according to Google

    • @L3vyThePumpkin0
      @L3vyThePumpkin0 4 місяці тому +10

      Lol 😂

    • @L3vyThePumpkin0
      @L3vyThePumpkin0 4 місяці тому +10

      @@seaweedbrain2933fr 😂

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 4 місяці тому +3

      @@seaweedbrain2933 eyo???

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 5 місяців тому +622

    I love the Nguyens WE ARE NOT RELATED yearbook collab. I’ve seen that before on yearbook quotes compilations and it always makes me chuckle

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 5 місяців тому +5

      I copy n paste this everywhere❤
      And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
      Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
      Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
      People: okay please stay this is your place❤
      Demon: okay
      People: **leaves**
      Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
      Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
      Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
      Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
      Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
      Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
      God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
      To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
      UA-camrs I recommend
      Impact videos ministries
      David diga Hernandez
      IsaiahSaldivar
      Mapalo
      DLM christian lifestyle
      Billy garham
      Danial adams
      Living waters
      Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
      Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
      I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
      Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
      Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
      God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
      Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
      Things to get rid of in your home
      1sage
      2dream catchers
      3crystals
      4crystal ball
      5ouija board
      6 tarot and angel cards
      7religious statues
      8demonic movies music or video games
      9soul times items
      10pornography
      Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
      Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
      You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
      150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
      God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
      Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
      Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
      You serve the devil when you
      Lie
      Hate
      Blasphemy
      Disobey
      Lazy
      Gossip
      Gluttony
      Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
      Hate
      And unforgivness
      And cussing murder and more
      And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
      So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
      God is holy and righteous God is love
      So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
      The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
      You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
      Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
      Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
      God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
      Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @Dishanta_Goswami
      @Dishanta_Goswami 5 місяців тому

      ​@@crummybunny777Shut

    • @person8087
      @person8087 5 місяців тому

      @@crummybunny777don’t care, god is fake

    • @papaiathepeacockzp2274
      @papaiathepeacockzp2274 5 місяців тому +1

      Uh.. thanks

    • @papaiathepeacockzp2274
      @papaiathepeacockzp2274 5 місяців тому +1

      Uh.. thanks

  • @qayserirum
    @qayserirum 5 місяців тому +510

    Kevin has begun his asian dad character arc.

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 5 місяців тому

      I copy n paste this everywhere❤
      And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
      Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
      Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
      People: okay please stay this is your place❤
      Demon: okay
      People: **leaves**
      Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
      Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
      Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
      Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
      Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
      Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
      God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
      To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
      UA-camrs I recommend
      Impact videos ministries
      David diga Hernandez
      IsaiahSaldivar
      Mapalo
      DLM christian lifestyle
      Billy garham
      Danial adams
      Living waters
      Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
      Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
      I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
      Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
      Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
      God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
      Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
      Things to get rid of in your home
      1sage
      2dream catchers
      3crystals
      4crystal ball
      5ouija board
      6 tarot and angel cards
      7religious statues
      8demonic movies music or video games
      9soul times items
      10pornography
      Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
      Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
      You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
      150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
      God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
      Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
      Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
      You serve the devil when you
      Lie
      Hate
      Blasphemy
      Disobey
      Lazy
      Gossip
      Gluttony
      Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
      Hate
      And unforgivness
      And cussing murder and more
      And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
      So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
      God is holy and righteous God is love
      So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
      The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
      You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
      Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
      Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
      God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
      Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @iluvpandas2755
      @iluvpandas2755 5 місяців тому +6

      He has

    • @iluvpandas2755
      @iluvpandas2755 5 місяців тому +19

      1:06 is the Kevin

    • @maxenloteyro
      @maxenloteyro 5 місяців тому +8

      LOL THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @lionelgideom
      @lionelgideom 5 місяців тому +7

      Steven

  • @user-mq8mo9zi4q
    @user-mq8mo9zi4q 5 місяців тому +580

    8:11
    That ain't a school yearbook, or a hit list.
    That's the death note.

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 5 місяців тому +12

      I copy n paste this everywhere❤
      And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
      Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
      Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
      People: okay please stay this is your place❤
      Demon: okay
      People: **leaves**
      Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
      Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
      Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
      Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
      Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
      Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
      God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
      To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
      UA-camrs I recommend
      Impact videos ministries
      David diga Hernandez
      IsaiahSaldivar
      Mapalo
      DLM christian lifestyle
      Billy garham
      Danial adams
      Living waters
      Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
      Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
      I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
      Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
      Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
      God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
      Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
      Things to get rid of in your home
      1sage
      2dream catchers
      3crystals
      4crystal ball
      5ouija board
      6 tarot and angel cards
      7religious statues
      8demonic movies music or video games
      9soul times items
      10pornography
      Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
      Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
      You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
      150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
      God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
      Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
      Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
      You serve the devil when you
      Lie
      Hate
      Blasphemy
      Disobey
      Lazy
      Gossip
      Gluttony
      Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
      Hate
      And unforgivness
      And cussing murder and more
      And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
      So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
      God is holy and righteous God is love
      So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
      The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
      You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
      Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
      Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
      God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
      Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @LeaFelix-dc9zk
      @LeaFelix-dc9zk 5 місяців тому

      @crummybunny974 No one gives a #### bot.

    • @specshade807
      @specshade807 5 місяців тому +5

      Live action.

    • @user-mq8mo9zi4q
      @user-mq8mo9zi4q 5 місяців тому +36

      @@crummybunny777
      *No I don't think I will*
      If you wanna spread God's love, you have to ask people first. Not everyone wants to be a part of Christianity, and that's okay. Everyone has the agency to chose, you shouldn't force this kind of stuff where it doesn't belong.

    • @user-mq8mo9zi4q
      @user-mq8mo9zi4q 5 місяців тому +1

      @@specshade807 it would probably suck but yeah

  • @DancinDucc
    @DancinDucc 5 місяців тому +1019

    "if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport" is crazy 💀💀
    This is my most liked comment🥳

    • @ItzGachaKatie2
      @ItzGachaKatie2 5 місяців тому +21

      Fr, but it’s true 😭

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah he ain’t wrong

    • @Aliix458
      @Aliix458 4 місяці тому +11

      It wouldn't be an airport, it'd be the whole of outer space where there's no gravity and they just float around forever

    • @itsdark3430
      @itsdark3430 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Aliix458Bro was on to absolutely nothing💀

    • @UnnamedMotorsA321
      @UnnamedMotorsA321 3 місяці тому +2

      So it would be the next New York-JFK?

  • @Kara_im_cold
    @Kara_im_cold 5 місяців тому +121

    7:26 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

  • @Lankidin
    @Lankidin 5 місяців тому +198

    4:42 bro seriousely got a JoJo reference in his own year book, absolute legend.

    • @martusmartus8976
      @martusmartus8976 5 місяців тому +16

      Yoshikage Kira : My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.
      Yoshikage Kira : My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
      Yoshikage Kira : I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
      Yoshikage Kira : I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.
      Yoshikage Kira : That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.
      Yoshikage Kira : Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

    • @hailjesusthechrist
      @hailjesusthechrist 5 місяців тому

      damn it, i was gonna say that@@martusmartus8976

  • @gamemaster4947
    @gamemaster4947 5 місяців тому +250

    My senior quote was “Asking why about all these unknowns is what gets us excited”- Senku Ishigami. Dr. Stone ch. 231.

    • @Emi-kf1cx
      @Emi-kf1cx 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Marskirakun_Prime I'm using this

    • @quartzeemer9071
      @quartzeemer9071 4 місяці тому +3

      Based quote from a based character

  • @Tricolorrr533
    @Tricolorrr533 5 місяців тому +320

    1:20 Nguyen is extremely common in Vietnam. I'm studying in Japan and my girlfriend is a Nguyen. About at least 60% of the other Vietnamese students are also Nguyens

    • @Imperial_Lizardgirl
      @Imperial_Lizardgirl 5 місяців тому +13

      "Nguyen" - me when heard about name popularity.

    • @n3llybean
      @n3llybean 5 місяців тому +23

      Same in Australia. In high school there were 8 Vietnamese people in my grade and 7 of them were Nguyens.

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 5 місяців тому +4

      Thank the French.

    • @vibinmikegothyped3270
      @vibinmikegothyped3270 5 місяців тому +4

      @@zacharytang3840 What the? I don't recall the French having anything to do with the surname at all.

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 5 місяців тому +13

      @@vibinmikegothyped3270 The French in Indochina assigned the name Nguyen to farmers who didn’t have a surname if I recall, after the Nguyen Dynasty.

  • @Zach-no9di
    @Zach-no9di 5 місяців тому +61

    1:11 oh i feel so bad for this dude

  • @martymcplayer3521
    @martymcplayer3521 5 місяців тому +48

    7:03 WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.!?

  • @leeleexsaikikzuko5793
    @leeleexsaikikzuko5793 5 місяців тому +44

    "I don't remember eating a sexy beast" got me

  • @callmepazzo
    @callmepazzo 5 місяців тому +269

    If the lottery is a 50/50 chance of winning why can't i just buy two tickets

    • @Based_Gigachad_001
      @Based_Gigachad_001 5 місяців тому

      Because its like a 0.838846438%

    • @ammr3870
      @ammr3870 5 місяців тому +29

      Because it would then be a 75% chance of winning

    • @pepperonipizza633
      @pepperonipizza633 5 місяців тому +11

      If you spend all your life savings on scratch tickets you'll win the lotto for sure

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 5 місяців тому

      Because that's not how chances work. Yeah, woooosh me all you want, fuck this meme, it sucks ass

    • @Lunawa10
      @Lunawa10 5 місяців тому

      @@ammr3870it WOULD??… (:

  • @user-bt4zo2hk6j
    @user-bt4zo2hk6j 5 місяців тому +128

    4:44 that guy is legendary for dressing up like Yoshikage Kira

    • @brunolike8631
      @brunolike8631 2 місяці тому +6

      JoJo reference!!!

    • @Hades-kid-
      @Hades-kid- Місяць тому +3

      That’s exactly what I said

    • @Miharbii9
      @Miharbii9 20 днів тому +2

      I just realized his necktie 💀

  • @zayanhusain5822
    @zayanhusain5822 5 місяців тому +76

    0:44 Holy shit that's wild 💀💀

    • @deanender14-jx4to
      @deanender14-jx4to Місяць тому

      Man had turn into a furry lmao

    • @owouwuilyihy
      @owouwuilyihy 2 дні тому

      ​@@deanender14-jx4toit's nothing about furries what are u on

    • @deanender14-jx4to
      @deanender14-jx4to 2 дні тому

      @@owouwuilyihy nah just saying, I’m proud of them xd

  • @Red_demon-hv7si
    @Red_demon-hv7si 2 місяці тому +20

    10:41 He did it, after all these years of asking "honey where is my supersuit" hs found his supersuit, truly a beautiful story

  • @mysteriousarcanum2769
    @mysteriousarcanum2769 5 місяців тому +71

    I relate to Kevin Chang's quote on a spiritual level.

  • @toryspelling7737
    @toryspelling7737 4 місяці тому +28

    9:26 Shoutout to Stephanie

  • @twoguyspies2056
    @twoguyspies2056 5 місяців тому +152

    VaazkL I sincerely thank you for all the memes, as they made each day a little better.

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 5 місяців тому

      I copy n paste this everywhere❤
      And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
      Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
      Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
      People: okay please stay this is your place❤
      Demon: okay
      People: **leaves**
      Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
      Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
      Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
      Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
      Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
      Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
      God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
      To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
      UA-camrs I recommend
      Impact videos ministries
      David diga Hernandez
      IsaiahSaldivar
      Mapalo
      DLM christian lifestyle
      Billy garham
      Danial adams
      Living waters
      Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
      Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
      I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
      Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
      Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
      God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
      Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
      Things to get rid of in your home
      1sage
      2dream catchers
      3crystals
      4crystal ball
      5ouija board
      6 tarot and angel cards
      7religious statues
      8demonic movies music or video games
      9soul times items
      10pornography
      Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
      Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
      You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
      150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
      God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
      Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
      Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
      You serve the devil when you
      Lie
      Hate
      Blasphemy
      Disobey
      Lazy
      Gossip
      Gluttony
      Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
      Hate
      And unforgivness
      And cussing murder and more
      And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
      So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
      God is holy and righteous God is love
      So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
      The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
      You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
      Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
      Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
      God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
      Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 5 місяців тому +2

      U good?

  • @StupidlySilly
    @StupidlySilly 5 місяців тому +36

    "If I am what I eat, then why is eating other people considered a crime?"

    • @ItzGachaKatie2
      @ItzGachaKatie2 5 місяців тому +1

      Wait. . 😨

    • @kwonunn
      @kwonunn 5 місяців тому +2

      Identity theft.

    • @ItzGachaKatie2
      @ItzGachaKatie2 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kwonunn yaaaayy 😍

    • @leif-jt9xq
      @leif-jt9xq 12 днів тому

      I've thought of this, and my only conclusion is that cannibalism is considered "inhumane", which does make this an eternal paradox but...

  • @midnightmoon6790
    @midnightmoon6790 5 місяців тому +36

    My yearbook quote was “Wow, I’m glad it’s over”. Surprised to find out they actually put it in 😂

  • @mazzy_ivy
    @mazzy_ivy 5 місяців тому +24

    5:35 an aro lets go :D

  • @Shadowcasterp
    @Shadowcasterp 5 місяців тому +27

    My quote was rather recent as I graduated this year, but I borrowed a quote from Bruce Lee,” knowledge will give you power. but character, respect.”

  • @syamft1331
    @syamft1331 5 місяців тому +28

    7:13 sebastian martin is something else

  • @Thisshawtyaintded
    @Thisshawtyaintded 2 місяці тому +3

    2:18 homegirl has some serious beef with pineapples

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 Місяць тому +4

    "I'm not funny, I'm mean but people think I'm joking" is a great one

  • @chenguangli4385
    @chenguangli4385 5 місяців тому +14

    1:33
    He is Carlos²

  • @kazooin
    @kazooin 5 місяців тому +8

    4:44 dude took his pic in the kira drip, respect

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 5 місяців тому +31

    I had to look up who 0:00 was, instantly ruined.
    Made the rest of the video all the more funny.
    Genius, to be honest.

    • @starryskies0
      @starryskies0 5 місяців тому +17

      wait he is a criminal!? or something??
      Edit: HE IS NIKOCADO WHAT

    • @malissarahimi
      @malissarahimi 3 місяці тому +1

      WHAT

    • @reinarosario1084
      @reinarosario1084 6 днів тому

      I KNEW HE LOOKED VAGUELY FAMILIAR

  • @blank_2052
    @blank_2052 5 місяців тому +127

    As a yearbook I approve

    • @CloudyClouds-
      @CloudyClouds- 5 місяців тому +6

      As a person in a yearbook I approve

    • @DexNathan
      @DexNathan 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CloudyClouds- As the guy who writes the stuff in a yearbook I approve

    • @Kazooha221
      @Kazooha221 5 місяців тому

      @@DexNathanAs a yearbook photographer I approve

    • @alphanumeric6582
      @alphanumeric6582 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Kazooha221As the camera used for the yearbook, I approve

    • @WalmartDonkey
      @WalmartDonkey 2 місяці тому

      @@alphanumeric6582As the quote in the yearbook, I approve

  • @M0NST3R_F3YRE
    @M0NST3R_F3YRE 5 місяців тому +11

    7:57
    BLINK MODE:ACTIVATED

  • @TehButterflyEffect
    @TehButterflyEffect 5 місяців тому +17

    Ok but Amith had the best one ever. 😂

  • @dikshhao.o4171
    @dikshhao.o4171 5 місяців тому +12

    3:20 Andrew, that quote might make people like 100% of you. Cheer up

  • @Adore_Meemee
    @Adore_Meemee 5 місяців тому +145

    “ Master has given Megan a diploma… Megan is freeeee! “ Only real HP fans understoon that one lmaoo 😭😭
    Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES NEVER GOT THIS MUCH!!!

    • @EAL0630
      @EAL0630 5 місяців тому +4

      Right hereeeee❤

    • @seaweedbrain2933
      @seaweedbrain2933 5 місяців тому +4

      Potterheads assemble!

    • @epicpro5575
      @epicpro5575 4 місяці тому +11

      I'm not a true HP fan and I still recognized that line

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 4 місяці тому +9

      That's literally a common/memorable line in only the second film/book. Even as just a casual/ex fan I got it immediately. Lmao it's not like it's particularly obscure.

    • @hOgWaRtStHeEnbY
      @hOgWaRtStHeEnbY 4 місяці тому +2

      As a die hard HP fan (started reading at 6, yes I am a minor) I burst out laughing, fell off my seat and was laughing on the floor for a hard second.

  • @kevinengle477
    @kevinengle477 2 місяці тому +10

    4:59 is so far my favorite

  • @Art.and.Hamsters
    @Art.and.Hamsters 5 місяців тому +12

    “If the earth is flat ten explain how my life has been going downhill consistently” - 🗿🍷

  • @seaweedbrain2933
    @seaweedbrain2933 5 місяців тому +7

    Nicholas Perry underwent a whole transformation arc 💀

  • @sylphienne
    @sylphienne 2 місяці тому +7

    "Stay safe... Eat Cake." She's got a point 🤣

  • @user-ys8bu3di1j
    @user-ys8bu3di1j 5 місяців тому +13

    2:28 funny as hell!! Ima use this one my siblings!!

  • @ash3-duckie22
    @ash3-duckie22 5 місяців тому +15

    5:28 I think Blaine has been watching too much Star Wars with Sam ...

    • @ash3-duckie22
      @ash3-duckie22 5 місяців тому +4

      Where my Gleeks at this Christmas ?

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 Місяць тому

      More like a guy who thinks his school is "totally awesome"

  • @Imperial_Lizardgirl
    @Imperial_Lizardgirl 5 місяців тому +1

    "Solidarity with your enemy, is the thing, that's makes you closer to defeat"

  • @Mrbananananana
    @Mrbananananana 5 місяців тому +2

    Merry Christmas and thanks for making me smile

  • @qWenzou
    @qWenzou 5 місяців тому +10

    1:01 bro out here lookin like a pikmin

  • @qfcbv
    @qfcbv 5 місяців тому +10

    2:55 took me a second to get what it meant

    • @jairoiii6571
      @jairoiii6571 2 місяці тому

      I literally laughed when I saw the D’s

  • @starryskies0
    @starryskies0 5 місяців тому +12

    1:22 Nguyen must be a really common surname wherever they are

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 5 місяців тому +3

      Vietnam.

    • @BlazeFiresoul
      @BlazeFiresoul 20 днів тому

      Actually, I know like, twenty people with the surname “Bui”.

    • @khoaitaynuong1062
      @khoaitaynuong1062 4 дні тому

      @@BlazeFiresoulim gonna be honest ly, nguyen, le, bui, van, tran (not the rainbow people) are common surnames here

  • @truthlover1712
    @truthlover1712 5 місяців тому +3

    Merry Christmas 🎄, thanks for the laughs

  • @JAMIOO
    @JAMIOO 5 місяців тому +13

    0:02
    It took me a minute…

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 5 місяців тому +5

    6:12 as they should! Bestest doggo

  • @riv3r_mango705
    @riv3r_mango705 5 місяців тому +20

    We need more content of your cat

  • @user-rx5yi8gv8e
    @user-rx5yi8gv8e 5 місяців тому +3

    My quote was:
    YOU SHALL NOT PAASSSSSSS
    the little gandalf in my head before every test

  • @therealDragonitaZ
    @therealDragonitaZ 5 місяців тому +8

    3:12 someone finally understands. I used to get waking nightmares of needles.

    • @voidbite
      @voidbite 5 місяців тому

      Trypanophobia

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 5 місяців тому +3

    Merry Christmas Vaaskl

  • @user-ch7zt5fr9x
    @user-ch7zt5fr9x 4 місяці тому +1

    "It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail." (Kevin Chang) These are words to live by

  • @A_Person50
    @A_Person50 5 місяців тому +11

    7:49 this is literally the same spot im at in stranger things 😂

    • @ArizonaicedTea-cv2uk
      @ArizonaicedTea-cv2uk 3 місяці тому +2

      yo this random but its been two months, have u finished stranger things yet?

    • @A_Person50
      @A_Person50 3 місяці тому

      @@ArizonaicedTea-cv2uk yup. finished it back in I think the end of january

  • @Emily-vp9xe
    @Emily-vp9xe 5 місяців тому +4

    My senior quote is "Wake up, Get up, Get Out There," almost no one knows that it is a Persona 5 reference, I was super into that game at the time.

  • @mdhasanuzzaman6494
    @mdhasanuzzaman6494 3 місяці тому +14

    4:28 Bro was devious af 💀

  • @Phone_guyFnaf
    @Phone_guyFnaf 5 місяців тому +2

    Merry Christmas, Vaazkl!

  • @user-hp3cj2lp1i
    @user-hp3cj2lp1i 5 місяців тому +2

    You deserve so many more subscribers :)

  • @MoffinMouse
    @MoffinMouse 5 місяців тому +14

    Pretty sure 1:06 is a Billy and Mandy couch gag quote

  • @eduardoespinosa3336
    @eduardoespinosa3336 5 місяців тому +15

    The homestuck is at 4:13, perfection!

    • @natedraws4071
      @natedraws4071 5 місяців тому

      there was like a total of 4 homestuck references in this vid lol

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 5 місяців тому +1

      I didn't realize more than one person read that....comic.....story......website.......thing.
      I did until it got too hard to follow. Basically up until he finally found his dad or something.
      The guy that came up with that story was very creative, I'll give him that.
      Dang, now I need to go look it up again.

    • @average-neco-arc-enjoyer
      @average-neco-arc-enjoyer 5 місяців тому

      @@natedraws4071 but that one is on the epic number

    • @lemonbemon27
      @lemonbemon27 5 місяців тому

      @@TehButterflyEffectDON’T FINISH IT! You will lose ALL of your sanity and every time you see any keyword from the book you will feel the overwhelming sensation of all the voices in your head screaming “HOMESTUCK REFERENCE!” for at least the next 2 years.

    • @mahpell7173
      @mahpell7173 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TehButterflyEffectYou will (not) regret this decision in any way, shape or form. Or whatever concept you'll still have unscathed after striding through Paradox Space.

  • @seangray2481
    @seangray2481 Місяць тому +2

    Your telling me nobody notices the first one was Nikocado Avocado

  • @TheRoomforImprovement
    @TheRoomforImprovement 5 місяців тому +1

    If I could go back, My senior quote would be “Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

  • @Very-fancy-man
    @Very-fancy-man 5 місяців тому +8

    0:56 Carlos is the true

  • @Rozo_bozo17
    @Rozo_bozo17 5 місяців тому +4

    OMG 0:22 THAT’S AN EMO PHILLIPS LINE
    nobody else cares but he’s my favorite comedian it just made me so happy

  • @marcuswilcowski9933
    @marcuswilcowski9933 5 місяців тому +1

    Merry Christmas, Vaaz!

  • @Kyanite-V
    @Kyanite-V 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the first I've seen of your long videos. ^^

  • @MySerpentine
    @MySerpentine 5 місяців тому +3

    Pretty sure I wasn't in my senior yearbook. I looked for myself and everything, but I couldn't find me. Which is pretty fitting, since I hated being there.

  • @CrysleyXavier
    @CrysleyXavier 5 місяців тому +3

    A funny thing about this video is that you can just pick a random photo, write whatever you want and people will not makes questions, just laugh.

  • @AnAverageGamer_2
    @AnAverageGamer_2 5 місяців тому +2

    Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough

  • @ATAS18.
    @ATAS18. 2 місяці тому +2

    When I graduate in 2 years, I want mine to be: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because... well, it's over'.
    -Atticus.

  • @miskr3272
    @miskr3272 5 місяців тому +6

    You're my favourite meme reading guy.

  • @DancinDucc
    @DancinDucc 5 місяців тому +7

    5:44 is crazyy

  • @itz_amethyst
    @itz_amethyst 5 місяців тому +2

    7:35 i love how he added animal crossing music

  • @elizabetalarcon4068
    @elizabetalarcon4068 5 місяців тому

    Happy Christmas Eve Vaazkl

  • @person_on_the_internet
    @person_on_the_internet 5 місяців тому +7

    13:53 in one of my yearbooks someone did this

  • @Xboy1207
    @Xboy1207 5 місяців тому +6

    4:24 is there really a guy named Ben Dover?

    • @TomSFox
      @TomSFox 5 місяців тому

      No, his real name is Mike Hunt.

  • @gt7zv
    @gt7zv Місяць тому

    “Waking up is the
    second hardest
    thing in the
    morning”
    -Conner Hart💀

  • @Jax-83-nm1ss
    @Jax-83-nm1ss 24 дні тому

    i came into this world bloody and screaming, and am not scared to leave it the same way.

  • @lewolflegend4514
    @lewolflegend4514 5 місяців тому +3

    It’s past 12, merry Christmas VaazkL. 😊

  • @sparklepugtea
    @sparklepugtea 5 місяців тому +6

    Petition for more tinkerbell the cat✋

  • @user-hx2ct8ui3l
    @user-hx2ct8ui3l 5 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas eve vaazkl!

  • @TheOfficalNikolai_Fyodorsbf
    @TheOfficalNikolai_Fyodorsbf 4 місяці тому +1

    "I hate all of you" -Squidward Tentacles

  • @Cherrycreamsoda1
    @Cherrycreamsoda1 5 місяців тому +6

    Merry Christmas Vaazkl 🎄

    • @mazzy_ivy
      @mazzy_ivy 5 місяців тому +1

      merry christmas to you too fellow ace

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 5 місяців тому +2

      @@mazzy_ivy thank you, you too! 😊🎄

    • @starryskies0
      @starryskies0 5 місяців тому

      Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 5 місяців тому +8

    2:06 lla'Y tnew ot hgiH loohcs ,I tnew ot loohcs hgiH

  • @heartconsumer
    @heartconsumer 5 місяців тому +2

    that guys whos 72% water got some rizz

  • @corey4763
    @corey4763 Місяць тому

    "Dads are like boomerangs, I hope" got me lol😂

  • @merlin5662
    @merlin5662 5 місяців тому +5

    the qoute i wanted : i like women the way i like my weed, i have never had weed.
    the qoute i used: wherever i go, the wind follows (context: i was called the wind)

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 5 місяців тому +4

      That quote you used really just makes it sound like you fart a lot.

    • @merlin5662
      @merlin5662 3 місяці тому

      @@TehButterflyEffect for some extra context. I was called the wind after making a funny, slightly inappropriate joke that stuck around mixed in with a line from spider verse from Spiderman noir

  • @julianbruns7459
    @julianbruns7459 5 місяців тому +3

    11:15 chances are im wooshing myself, but im pretty sure the joke wasn't about him having 50m networth but having increased the US M2 Money supply from 14T to 20T in about 5 years as chairman of the Federal Reserve.

  • @auxygene
    @auxygene 2 місяці тому

    mine is “The only thing stopping me from being a high-flying student is my fear of heights”

  • @Dashonalai
    @Dashonalai 9 днів тому +1

    0:01 - 0:04 “it might seem crazy what i’m ‘bouta say…”

  • @Hello_There_11
    @Hello_There_11 Місяць тому +3

    0:34 im actually going to use this one

  • @lifeisroblox-wy1zj
    @lifeisroblox-wy1zj 5 місяців тому +12

    4:42 ofc cuz he turned into a serial killer

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO Місяць тому +1

    My cousins senior quote was, "if I got a nickel for every time [principal name] told me to shave, I'd have enough to buy the school a new tennis court"

  • @shremp69
    @shremp69 19 днів тому

    That one at the beginning was just tragic

  • @PhoenixAura81
    @PhoenixAura81 5 місяців тому +5

    7:20
    Most based quote ever.

  • @saibenwazere7207
    @saibenwazere7207 5 місяців тому +7

    3:45 Watching him mispronounce and stutter while pronouncing her name is just so funny to me it's literally a simple African name
    (This is not meant to be rude I know most non black people sometimes can't pronounce African names properly )

  • @billbenedon4025
    @billbenedon4025 Місяць тому

    My yearbook quote’s gonna be, “There is no tooth fairy, there IS NO Easter bunny, and there IS NO GOOD GRADES, MOTHER!”

  • @Eevee4042
    @Eevee4042 4 місяці тому

    Ngl "If idiots could fly this place would be an airport" is in my schools 2018 yearbook