CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS - Gran Colombia Infinite Meteors Is Broken!

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • Civilization 6 is back with a brand new DLC expansion the frontier pass! This adds two new civs Gran Colombia and Maya. Along with this we also got the very fun brand new apocalypse game mode which adds soothsayers who are summoners of natural disasters at an unnatural rate. This allows for some unique situations when combined with an infinite meteors exploit created by the existence of soothsayers! You see when you combine soothsayers with the great bath you end up with a city that can produce more faith than multiple entire empires put together. And what better thing to do with all that faith than go for an easy religous victory or even better summon infinite meteors onto enemy cities and watch them all melt away in natural disasters. All of these exploits aside gran colombia is already one of the most overpowered civs in the game with the ability to teleport armies around the map with incredible speed.
    If you want to grab the new dlc you can do it via this link: 2kgam.es/Spiff...
    I dont receive any form of payment for this so there is no pressure :)
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Civilization 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the infinite faith and infinite meteors is broken!!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS - Gran Colombia Infinite Meteors Is Broken! #ad
    #Funny #Exploit #Civ6

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  • @PrinceNexus_
    @PrinceNexus_ 3 роки тому +657

    18:20
    If your city was consistently hit by huge floods and, every single time, managed to remain unscathed, I think you'd start to believe a little more too.

  • @supercellodude
    @supercellodude 2 роки тому +289

    The AIs are getting smart enough to call an *emergency meeting* about Spiff breaking the game.

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 Рік тому +86

    "I settled near a volcano on apocalypse mode. What could possibly go wrong?"
    Pompeii asked the same question.

  • @nelkxd9217
    @nelkxd9217 4 роки тому +2202

    As a Venezuelan, I'm happy to see the old man Simon being so op on this game.

    • @Slenderface01
      @Slenderface01 4 роки тому +30

      Sameee

    • @FreakLatinBoy
      @FreakLatinBoy 4 роки тому +45

      mi hermano... como debe ser...

    • @JosephGonzalez-tj7rv
      @JosephGonzalez-tj7rv 4 роки тому +61

      I just love the thing where the commanders it gives every era for free are named by their generals on his campaigns like José Antonio Páez

    • @Zeraltz
      @Zeraltz 4 роки тому +24

      He's representing Colombia anyway.

    • @nelkxd9217
      @nelkxd9217 4 роки тому +156

      @@Zeraltz Do you know what the Gran Colombia was supposed to be? Just because it says Colombia in the name doesn't mean that it is directly related to 1 country.

  • @nicholasorchard2091
    @nicholasorchard2091 4 роки тому +577

    Could you imagine being a tourist? "Hey the sun is shining the birds are singing why is everyone dressed for a downpour?"
    "We live next to a very very very angry river"

    • @roseashford5143
      @roseashford5143 4 роки тому +10

      Nicholas Orchard this comment broke me 😂🤣🤣

    • @steamedmacgd228
      @steamedmacgd228 3 роки тому +7

      maybe its the way your dressed

  • @datman6882
    @datman6882 4 роки тому +534

    Spiffing Brit used his reverse psychology exploit to get sponsored

    • @CED99
      @CED99 4 роки тому +4

      And yet it still has a Yorkshire Tea Gold segment... he truly is the king of exploits

    • @vincentpol
      @vincentpol 4 роки тому

      I genuinely don't get this. He didn't get any payment, but it's still an "ad"?

    • @filipeamaral216
      @filipeamaral216 4 роки тому +5

      @@vincentpol He was paid in Yorkshire Tea, glorious.

    • @chemicalmike646
      @chemicalmike646 4 роки тому +1

      @@CED99 Yorkshire Tea is actually pretty darn good tea. Its good as iced tea with lemon as well! :D

    • @warrcoww6717
      @warrcoww6717 4 роки тому

      Lil 🅱roomstick

  • @nioxisterling7292
    @nioxisterling7292 4 роки тому +828

    "Who would have guessed that continuous, apocalyptic levels of flooding would cause faith to appear in an empire?"
    Are you familiar with Egypt? Because that's basically what happened to Egypt.

    • @gscurd75
      @gscurd75 4 роки тому +89

      If you saw year after year the rivers overflow then do no damage to only your city, you would start to believe in a higher power as well.

    • @stephencross1230
      @stephencross1230 4 роки тому +40

      It wasn't really faith though that shaped the Egyptian empire.....is was the fertile lands that the flooding left behind.....the Roman Empire for example shipped its entire grain supply from the Nile floodbasins

    • @badunius_code
      @badunius_code 4 роки тому +5

      @@gscurd75 it's not that easy to develop a concept of year living in subtropical area.

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 4 роки тому +16

      Egypt Priest: OH MIGHTY RA! GIVE US RAIN!
      *Rains Four days later*
      Priest: PRAISE RA! \(` v .)/

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 4 роки тому +19

      @@PuppetierMaster Why would you ask a Yugioh card for rain? Ra sends fools to the shadow realm, not causing it to rain.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 4 роки тому +245

    Governor: "My GOD! We've built our city on some low-lying, extremely wet territory! HOW CAN WE STOP ALL THESE FLOODS!?
    Aide: "Well... Why don't we just build some nice baths?"
    Governor: "Brilliant! Works every time."

  • @kevdurrant4973
    @kevdurrant4973 4 роки тому +536

    Just found a game called “her majesty’s SPIFFING” which is about establishing a Galactic British Empire. This game NEEDS to be played by Spiff

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 роки тому +28

      ...did you make it?

    • @darklegion3693
      @darklegion3693 4 роки тому +3

      Top comment right now.

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN 4 роки тому +13

      Holy shit the game is real.... I didn't take you seriously at first.

    • @Jubanen12
      @Jubanen12 4 роки тому +3

      @@Oblithian not what I thought about but first thing that came to my mind was someone is trying to profit by targeting a popular streamer, in hopes that it will encourage his viewers to buy the game... lol am I too skeptical?

    • @noddlecak3279
      @noddlecak3279 4 роки тому +10

      @@Jubanen12 yes you are being to skeptical it was made in 2016 before this channel was as big as it is now so it was not targeted.

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 4 роки тому +423

    the thought of Roosevelt sacrificing medieval armies will forever haunt me

  • @PorterB
    @PorterB 2 роки тому +39

    Step 1: Find a river with 10 floodplains, the maximum I've seen spawn.
    Step 2: Great Bath
    Step 3: Soothsayer spam
    Hello 1000+ faith city.

  • @damyenhockman5440
    @damyenhockman5440 2 роки тому +175

    "More than any other AI can even manage" Implying that Spiff is an AI. That explains a lot, but makes the amount of tea he drinks concerning. Computers, generally speaking, do not enjoy the consumption of fluids, as it can give them seizures.

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, that's why we can't get improbability generation working with current publicly-available computers.

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 Рік тому +5

      the seizures are probably how he finds out these exploits

    • @spencermannan6075
      @spencermannan6075 Рік тому +6

      It's obviously liquid coolant

    • @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
      @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 Рік тому +1

      He’s just quite literally built different

    • @Harry-et7dc
      @Harry-et7dc 11 місяців тому +1

      thats not an implication, it's an inferrence

  • @Felix-kd8tn
    @Felix-kd8tn 4 роки тому +448

    Someone on the Civ team: "I'm so tired of having to patch the game after Spiff breaks it"
    Someone else: "Why don't we just get him to play test it for us? He seems better at it"

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 4 роки тому +24

      He does seem to have quite the talent for breaking games down.

    • @lordcthulhu17
      @lordcthulhu17 4 роки тому +7

      I dunno I feel like lets game it out is better at destroying games

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 4 роки тому +8

      @@lordcthulhu17 lets game it out just murders the framerate of his games.

    • @Sai.Hottari
      @Sai.Hottari 4 роки тому +18

      @@clairelili873 Let's Game it Out does the optimization check and stress-testing. Spiff does the exploit and balance testing.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому +455

    Archaon: "I will destroy my world for my dark gods, with a ritual that-"
    Spiff: "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DOOOOOOONE!"

    • @jatomeer9605
      @jatomeer9605 4 роки тому +12

      "Oh, this is one of them moments, CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIDEEEE!"

    • @ApocolypseChild
      @ApocolypseChild 4 роки тому +3

      @@jatomeer9605 "Sweet Jesus titties cinnamon!!"

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 4 роки тому +5

      "Mortal." -Spiff

    • @duo60692
      @duo60692 4 роки тому +3

      my favorite failure.

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому +2

      *[Sips a hot cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold]* _"Must be Amateur Era. I'll show you how it's done."_

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs 2 роки тому +20

    7:43 "Detonate a Soothsayer" is, for some reason, the funniest goddamn thing I've heard in ages

  • @Jimbobob5536
    @Jimbobob5536 4 роки тому +270

    Spiff: "Oh you kind people, don't you know what I'm going to do to this game?"
    2K: Beta test the expansion?
    :)

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly, it's quite genius. He gets to make content for us, while exposing bugs, that 2K can then fix before the official release xD

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks for making me literally laugh out loud. I needed that. ...I mean, Spiff made me laugh too but he is SPIFF.
      Stay safe, healthy, and have a great day/night/[insert exact time here]!!

  • @rsjcoman9230
    @rsjcoman9230 4 роки тому +4545

    So let me get this straight. They're giving you early access, and PAYING you, to show the world how bugged and broken their game is???

    • @kingfisher187
      @kingfisher187 4 роки тому +769

      If you see his other exploits where he is payed, he shows the company the video before releasing it to us so they can patch it before everyone knows

    • @Meryas
      @Meryas 4 роки тому +514

      @@kingfisher187 it took them like a year to patch the infinite pantheon exploit, I doubt they will fix whatever he finds with haste.

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 4 роки тому +48

      Hes not payed. Read the description

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 4 роки тому +209

      @@ShitStainedBallSack that just means hes not payed for us clicking the link

    • @nevilleneville6518
      @nevilleneville6518 4 роки тому +139

      It's a feature, not a bug ;) Anyway, Civ 6 is full of OP combos, that's part of the game, knowing how to chain them together.

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 4 роки тому +783

    "The Apocalypse" -h
    "Te Apocalypse"
    "Teapocalypse"

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 4 роки тому +21

      69420IQ!

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 4 роки тому +6

      Illuminati confirmed!!

    • @legendaer05
      @legendaer05 4 роки тому +7

      "The Apocalypse" - The Apocalypse
      " " + Bill Gates
      "Bill Gates"

    • @williamstar7225
      @williamstar7225 4 роки тому +1

      @@legendaer05 So Bill Gates remove the apocalypse.

    • @assman2900
      @assman2900 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamstar7225 delete system32

  • @goodenoughright5433
    @goodenoughright5433 3 роки тому +48

    As a native Colombian I can confirm this is 100% accurate to real life

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 роки тому +327

    [A meteor strike is inbound]
    "Almost heaven, West Manchester
    Yorkshire Tea, Thames River
    Life is balanced there, more balanced than the trees
    More balanced than the stat man, balanced like Keanau Reeves
    Yorkshire roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Manchester, praise the Queen
    Take me home, Yorkshire roads"

    • @ahllen932
      @ahllen932 4 роки тому +20

      To the place where I belong....
      Did you also watch RT?

    • @God_Above_All
      @God_Above_All 4 роки тому +13

      Why does this not have more likes lmfao( might wanna change it to Reanau Keeves👍)

    • @nathanthanatos3743
      @nathanthanatos3743 4 роки тому +18

      Don't you mean, the most powerful man in all of Skyrim, Reanu Keeves?

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 3 роки тому +1

      Wonderfully done! :D

  • @LxrdDaryus
    @LxrdDaryus 4 роки тому +257

    Epic moment when they patch out exploits and Sir Spiff posts up a whole new one 😂😂

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 роки тому +10

      They probably make the exploit on purpose so people buy the dlc to have an advantage, it happens on moba games like smite, new gods tend to be unbalanced for a month to then be nerfed

    • @pierce9019
      @pierce9019 4 роки тому

      What?? They didn't patch shit did you not listen at the start? He said they haven't done one patch...

    • @tumate45
      @tumate45 4 роки тому +1

      Well, he's a good bug and feature tester :D

    • @deathstrike369
      @deathstrike369 4 роки тому +4

      @@pierce9019 they patched all the pantheon glitches.

    • @Apple_Apporu
      @Apple_Apporu 4 роки тому +1

      It actually helps the devs discover new bugs and glitches for them to fix right away when spif uploads

  • @weirdobeardos8471
    @weirdobeardos8471 3 роки тому +105

    *Sighs happily* Oh, I’m just remembering that time when I got so many wonders on a balanced map that apostle’s price and any other unit that could be purchased with faith never changed, and I overpowered every other civ’s religion with apostles instead of missionaries.

    • @weirdobeardos8471
      @weirdobeardos8471 3 роки тому +1

      By the way, I don’t know how but it just works.

  • @ryanprudente6602
    @ryanprudente6602 2 роки тому +83

    They’re paying him to be a play tester cause he’s so good at breaking this game

  • @luisfelypefonseca2917
    @luisfelypefonseca2917 4 роки тому +121

    Gran Colombia anouced:
    Everyone: "This Civ is broken"
    TheSpiffingBrit: "Did somoene call me?"

  • @oliversmith5130
    @oliversmith5130 4 роки тому +235

    Take a shot everytime he says ‘stupidly broken’ or ‘stupid bonus’

    • @PaRaNiki_
      @PaRaNiki_ 4 роки тому +33

      I don't think bothering local hospitals with senseless, severe alcohol poisoning during these times is a good idea, no?

    • @Xingmey
      @Xingmey 4 роки тому +3

      BUT I WANNA LIVE! i can't handle alcohol poisoning D:

    • @MongooseKingOfTheWastelands
      @MongooseKingOfTheWastelands 4 роки тому +1

      @@PaRaNiki_ The idea of a drinking game is you don't do them. and if you do, you sip whatever it is your drinking. If anybody does this with hard alcohol shots, they deserve to be in the hospital.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 роки тому +1

      Use water. Knowing Spiff those two groups of words are gonna be uttered at least 5 times every minute
      I'm almost entirely certain you can severely injure yourself by stuffing your body with excess water too though

    • @mvanvoorden
      @mvanvoorden 4 роки тому

      i trdie andn ow i cantt ype aynomre

  • @ThredithUndomiel
    @ThredithUndomiel 4 роки тому +65

    When you decided to place Bogota next to an active volcano, I laughed out loud because in real-life, we've got the urban legend that one of our surrounding mountains (the one we call "Monserrate") is actually one! Well done, Spiff! Just like in real life!

  • @Pattoe
    @Pattoe 4 роки тому +1558

    "Gran Colombia Infinite Meteors Is Broken!"
    Video contains 0 meteors.
    I genuinely feel clickbaited. Disappointed in spiff.

    • @unknown_10453
      @unknown_10453 4 роки тому +88

      I agree I gave this video a downvote just because of this. I hope he never does it again.

    • @babel_UV
      @babel_UV 4 роки тому +23

      I mean same, but i didnt expect much from an ad

    • @DieKao
      @DieKao 4 роки тому +97

      HIs entire shtick is like this though. "HurrDurr I broke this game that I'm playing on easy, oh wow this is so broken hurrdurr".

    • @garyrandomvids2098
      @garyrandomvids2098 4 роки тому +47

      @@DieKao I don't hate him, he plays lots of games and has little time to master this game, but things he does still trigger me. Like you just said yourself this tile has so much faith yield, so why are you prioritizing production in the city and not lock the tiles? Just lock the god damn good tile spiff!!! I want to yell this to him!!!!!

    • @garyrandomvids2098
      @garyrandomvids2098 4 роки тому +28

      @@DieKao And if this game is just so utterly broken and so many things to exploit, why not play on deity or at least emperor to show how they perform when AIs have an advantage in the early game. I don't mind you exploit and show them, just wish things can be more entertaining

  • @TheKurven
    @TheKurven 2 роки тому +38

    It's about 4 am and Im on yet another Spiff Civ 6 binge, because I cannot sleep.
    I guess it's a bad thing that I never tire of them. Haaaaah.

    • @PreciousPika
      @PreciousPika 2 роки тому

      His voice is very soothing, and he has such a good personality for this in my opinion, his optimism and charisma make this perfect to lay back and relax to.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 роки тому

      Spiff's Civ VI exploits are literally what I fall asleep to.

  • @Zecovex
    @Zecovex 4 роки тому +108

    When you need a game tester
    Spiff: leme take care of that for you lads

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 4 роки тому

      Lads? He's british

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 4 роки тому +1

      @@spacemantiss he is. He's also part of Yogscast.
      Heck you can search for him in wikipedia too, I guess

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 4 роки тому +3

      @@Xaiff I know he's British (it's pretty obvious) but what i didn't know was that lads was british

    • @TheCramik
      @TheCramik 4 роки тому

      Game testing + promoting. And you don't have to pay him much since he's already getting monetization

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 4 роки тому +39

    That's a really weird moment when you know one of the people in the stock photos personally

  • @someguysname4903
    @someguysname4903 4 роки тому +103

    The title says infinite meteors. Spiff, where are any of those meteors?

    • @coreenbudzynski4280
      @coreenbudzynski4280 3 роки тому +4

      Wait did I miss the infinite meteors part from the thumbnail

    • @zigzog5786
      @zigzog5786 3 роки тому +10

      they're still in space :|

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 4 роки тому +12

    Spiff: Builds Petra to make his desert tiles give more yields
    Also Spiff: Wastes any yields on his desert tiles by covering it in wonders.

  • @juliakovacs4885
    @juliakovacs4885 4 роки тому +59

    I love it when Spiff says "Oh beans". Are they coffee beans? Is coffee a British curse word?!

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 4 роки тому +4

      1. Presumably
      2. Spiff-envisioned Britain might have that curse word.

    • @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842
      @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842 4 роки тому +3

      the c-word

    • @rtyuik7
      @rtyuik7 4 роки тому +2

      thats precisely why "oh beans" is used as an interjection, like someone saying "aww crap"

    • @Seangalanti
      @Seangalanti 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому

      rtyuik7 if Mexican restaurants have fought me anything, it’s that beans do cause crap

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 4 роки тому +61

    I knew you would do this as soon as I saw Gran Colombia's abilities. Excellent video!

    • @Cbutton
      @Cbutton 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like we all had this feeling lol

  • @justjoe9070
    @justjoe9070 2 роки тому +8

    The best part of all these vids is when he says the Todd Howard meme: "It just works."
    Lol

  • @jalontf2
    @jalontf2 4 роки тому +39

    Wait did I miss the infinite meteors part from the thumbnail

  • @Kritacul
    @Kritacul 4 роки тому +370

    2K: “Here is an early pass to the new DLC, in which you have destroyed many of times over. Also here is some money and we want you to keep destroying this game, so we can hopefully fix our mistakes we keep making.”

    • @l5vdi
      @l5vdi 4 роки тому +59

      Step 1: people watch the video
      Step 2: People want to recreate the glitch
      Step 3: people buy DLC
      Step 4: profit

    • @kmonkey157
      @kmonkey157 4 роки тому +30

      why pay bug testers when you can give spiff a copy and let him loose

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 роки тому +8

      I don't understand this game. Is 'The Great Bath' mitigating floods a glitch?
      Spiff did say its the most useless wonder in the game, its great that it has a function now isn't it?

    • @reval1989
      @reval1989 4 роки тому +9

      So Spiff is just an un-official balance tester

    • @jan-lukas
      @jan-lukas 4 роки тому +7

      @@airiakizuki5592 it had the mitigating flood functionality from the beginning, and it is no glitch. The wonder is so ridiculously bad, because you won't be able to build it in higher difficulties, because it is *so* early in the game. It's basically just a bonus for the AI

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 4 роки тому +239

    You're essentially a QA tester with a youtube channel. The only difference between you and a internal one is you didn't sign a NDA. Whether or not they fix the bugs is no different, as it's still up to the devs.

    • @voxbury
      @voxbury 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but a publicly known stupid exploit is bad to have for a multiplayer game. I’m sure they’ll fix it. They just recently fixed his pantheon exploit.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 роки тому +14

      Can confirm. I'm a QA tester. It's great: we poke software, the software explodes, and we tell the devs about how broken their software is.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 роки тому

      @@nathangamble125 you could make a few extra € if you made videos about it.

    • @schpeelah
      @schpeelah 4 роки тому +3

      Nah, it's still mostly advertising.
      IDK how Spiff's rates compare to a QA's, but note that his feedback cycle is very long. A normal tester gets a dev build, finds something, and directly emails the devs, possibly with logs because it's a dev build. Spiff gets a prerelease build and makes a video a week later.
      Look at the tone of Spiff's videos. Its all about how fun it is to mess with these games. There is a subtext that cleverness and creativity is highly rewarding in finding these exploits.

    • @toko099o
      @toko099o 4 роки тому

      @@voxbury There are multiplayer games that the main part of the game is using exploits to gain an edge over your opponents. The Sailor Moon fighting game is a fantastic version of this.

  • @universenerdd
    @universenerdd 3 роки тому +8

    Spiff: “make sure you have a nice cup of tea”
    Me: sweats whilst drinking coffee

    • @thecuto
      @thecuto 2 роки тому

      Heretic

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому

      I don't mind. Tea is a British thing and I'm an American, so coffee it is. Yes, I know this comment is two years old.

  • @esupton783
    @esupton783 2 роки тому +21

    watching spiff completly butcher spanish is hilarious

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Рік тому

      _"See-mone Bow-lee-var"_ Did I get it right? I always try to pronounce foreign names as best I can, considering I work in a public facing job.

  • @rjdruhan
    @rjdruhan 4 роки тому +46

    36:00 Gregor MacGregor is a real life con man, from the 18-19th century, who convinced a bunch of people to "invest" and move to an upstart colony that he called Poyais
    The problem being, Poyais, not only didn't exist, but the site they were dropped is an uninhabitable jungle in Honduras. Uninhabitable to this day.
    So, yeah,. . . He's a money guy.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

  • @__Hanasei__Levinus__
    @__Hanasei__Levinus__ 4 роки тому +84

    you did not even show the INFINITE METEORS
    exploit...
    feelsbadman

    • @arthurhengch
      @arthurhengch 4 роки тому +7

      To be fair, he said infinte, not infinite, therefore no meteors. /s

  • @visedchunk6920
    @visedchunk6920 2 роки тому +15

    I would love a video on Basil ll of Byzantium. The fact that his hipodrome spawns 3 cavlary units when built is really broken…and you get another tank when upgrading the district

  • @HanaShimeji
    @HanaShimeji 4 роки тому +6

    You were this close to pronouncing Comandante General correctly, I'm so proud

  • @spompofleks
    @spompofleks 4 роки тому +98

    SPiff : Destroys the game
    2K : Here take some money

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 роки тому

      To be fair, the game balance was already wrecked to begin with

    • @smonk7621
      @smonk7621 4 роки тому +7

      @@justsomeguy5470 and this way they can patch it. They are paying him to break the game, and then they know how to fix it.

    • @williamtoccijr9579
      @williamtoccijr9579 4 роки тому

      S M O N K I thought that was what Beta testing was for...LOL

    • @smonk7621
      @smonk7621 4 роки тому

      @@williamtoccijr9579 yup. Serves the same purpose here.

    • @russell6075
      @russell6075 4 роки тому

      S M O N K we both know they ain’t going to fix it 😂

  • @ZachMcZachington
    @ZachMcZachington 4 роки тому +36

    This video is going to absolutely blow up since the game is free at the moment

    • @takihisaakuro4140
      @takihisaakuro4140 4 роки тому

      Unfortunately the new expansion is $24.99 lol

    • @infernaltourist9601
      @infernaltourist9601 4 роки тому

      I get the game for free but I don't even going to play it cuz I don't like games like this.

    • @darkfiire1647
      @darkfiire1647 4 роки тому

      Is it free on steam?

    • @mahmudhanish5030
      @mahmudhanish5030 4 роки тому +2

      @@darkfiire1647 no, its free on epic games store

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 роки тому +1

      It's free but without DLC. Kind of pointless, to be honest. They should've released it as a complete edition, like with GTA V.

  • @juanmolina2003
    @juanmolina2003 4 роки тому +61

    Colombian here, that's exactly how the glorious Simon Bolivar achieved independence from Spain. By casting a shower of meteors on Madrid. Also, unfortunately mate, coffee is far superior than tea ;) If there are any opposing opinions, you can send your complaints to the glorious soothsayers

  • @decrexendo
    @decrexendo 4 роки тому +21

    City state: *is clearly spelled "Taruga"*
    Spif: "Targua"

  • @infinitedonuts
    @infinitedonuts 4 роки тому +28

    I love the pronunciation of the Spanish words! Spoken like a true Brit.

    • @Runetrantor
      @Runetrantor 4 роки тому +10

      It hurts so bad when he says 'Llanero' OTL
      I can handle Bolivar being called Bólivar, but 'Lanero' is... god...

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 4 роки тому +111

    I love how the promotional material for this DLC pass mentioned like NOTHING about the apocalypse mode. Dude that is, the main selling point for me. Thats what i wanted from civ, a bit more oompf, a bit more *tiny* fantasy. Not elves, but just, you know, some mythical insanity injected into the game, like true cataclysms that can happen, and a faith unit that justifies my constant rush for Astrology turn 1 is a great thing too xD
    I will DEFINETLY mod the Soothsayers to cost 1000 faith though (because when you're a religious civ, getting hundreds of faith a turn isnt hard lategame. 50 faith as the default cost is RIDICULOUSLY broken xD

    • @zairaner1489
      @zairaner1489 4 роки тому +5

      If it costs 50 at first, every next one will cost 50 more than the last

    • @entropic-decay
      @entropic-decay 4 роки тому +12

      sure, you could mod them to cost 1000 faith, but why do that when you can make them cost 1 and just spam them out to the point where you could end another civ's existence via meteors in only a few turns

    • @EfraimTzimisce
      @EfraimTzimisce 4 роки тому +2

      What's wrong with elves? I can easily imagine Elrond from his capital if Rivendel threatening Franklin to give his him nuclear technology, while Ugluk is making a trade union with Europen nations :D

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel 4 роки тому

      @@EfraimTzimisce Right? Is there a warhammer 40k mod? Or a LotR mod? That would be pretty dope, I think.

    • @quorryraphael9980
      @quorryraphael9980 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure apocalypse mode is from the gathering storms expansion

  • @Tsubasaotaku10
    @Tsubasaotaku10 4 роки тому +43

    The title promised meteors. It lied! *angrily sips my chamomile*

    • @coreenbudzynski4280
      @coreenbudzynski4280 3 роки тому +1

      Just found a game called “her majesty’s SPIFFING” which is about establishing a Galactic British Empire. This game NEEDS to be played by Spiff

  • @ShiroiDN
    @ShiroiDN 4 роки тому +227

    From infinite meteors to actually having 0 meteors... hard clickbait.

    • @rexisnox577
      @rexisnox577 3 роки тому +5

      He showed you how to have that so at worse mild clickbait.

    • @jabuticaba4003
      @jabuticaba4003 3 роки тому +2

      @@rexisnox577 We do considerable amounts of clickbait

    • @rexisnox577
      @rexisnox577 2 роки тому +1

      @Julo Micha Ok then its clickbait I just assumed you could

  • @themarm9679
    @themarm9679 4 роки тому +43

    him saying settling because ´´he might as well´´ is one of the most British things he's said

  • @Azurewroth
    @Azurewroth 4 роки тому +11

    "Detonate a Soothsayer" What a beautiful way to put it.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 4 роки тому +6

    LMAO I LOVE the way you say "Comandante".

  • @johnathannorris4319
    @johnathannorris4319 4 роки тому +5

    Gran Colombia is definitely an intresting civ to play as, yet out of all the things this civ offers personally I favor their lovely themes especially the medieval/renaissance era theme.

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 роки тому +21

    Theres something we have in common -
    - According to Simon Bolivar we are dead.

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude 4 роки тому +6

    just got off the phone with Sìmon, he let me know i'm not getting sacrificed, good stuff spiff

  • @chair5613
    @chair5613 4 роки тому +22

    I'm confused? I was promised meteors, but didn't see a single meteor?

    • @jokangpua2152
      @jokangpua2152 3 роки тому

      Spiff was bound to be broken through osmosis with so much Broken all around

    • @fish5643
      @fish5643 3 роки тому

      Spiff spelt infinite wrong that’s why

  • @reverse_engineered
    @reverse_engineered 4 роки тому +2

    I really like how you have changed the layout of this video. Rather than saying that you have something crazy to show us but not really explaining how it works until the end, this time you have explained up front all the pieces and how they work together. I prefer that theory-first approach to explaining things - it makes it much easier to understand and appreciate what is happening when you then demonstrate how it works in practise. I hope you keep this new format. Thanks for another great video!

  • @dumdadedumcheese
    @dumdadedumcheese 4 роки тому +9

    Try this strat with Egypt. If I remember right their leader abilities means they do not get damaged from floods. Meaning you don’t need the great bath and you gain food or production as well as faith.

    • @justanotherLunny
      @justanotherLunny 4 роки тому +4

      It's the Great Bath that gives the faith bonus if a tile gets flooded though, but I get what you mean.

  • @Alphenis
    @Alphenis 4 роки тому +7

    C'mon Spiff, you didn't dig deep enough on this one.
    Play as Mother Russia. They are immune to blizzard, and enemies take double damage from blizzard in your territory (which is, quite frankly, a death sentence: it deal at least 80 damage), and of course they have a tundra bias for an easy access to blizzards. For your faith production, the Aurora dance pantheon provide 1 faith per adjacent tundra tile to your holy site.
    In addition, Liang (a governor) have a bonus that make the city immune to damage from the environment, which is perfect if you want to artificially trigger volcano eruptions. Those are the only disasters that provide science.

  • @cheeseburgerlazers
    @cheeseburgerlazers 4 роки тому +5

    Spiff: "Im not sure if im allowed to say i had fun." "I had fun!"

  • @malleuscalgary
    @malleuscalgary Рік тому +4

    A brit playing around with Simon Bolivar, if you ever read venezuelan history this will give you chills

  • @comradejeb2248
    @comradejeb2248 4 роки тому +108

    You’ve already found a way to break the new DLC, soon these games will be unplayable (just like the time Spiff found the Belgian waffle texts and destroyed HOI4 multiplayer for about a month)

    • @jonahdervin7233
      @jonahdervin7233 4 роки тому +1

      The Dude Abides

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 роки тому +5

      What's the belgian waffle text?

    • @comradejeb2248
      @comradejeb2248 4 роки тому +2

      Search this: The strongest nation iron man HOI4

    • @grayaj23
      @grayaj23 4 роки тому +1

      Back when the "Mongol Horde" strategy for Civ 1 was exposed, the game was hilariously broken for almost a year before Civ 2 was released. (at least, I thought it was hilarious to have a spearman show up and demand the technology for gunpowder, and then I kill it with my mechanized infantry. In 25 AD.)

    • @gregoriotauro4469
      @gregoriotauro4469 4 роки тому

      What's the "mongol horde" for civ1?
      I can't find anything online about it :/

  • @caspramio
    @caspramio 4 роки тому +24

    I was expecting how you will exploit the Llanero unit (Ja-ne-ro, just a tip) but I feel satisfied with the memes (Never thought you will go full Bochica -yes, flooding stuff- while showing how "camanduleros" -fervent believers- we can be)

    • @ZulousOG
      @ZulousOG 4 роки тому +2

      I’m pretty sure it’s Ya-ne-ro for English speakers or you’ll have people saying cha-ne-ro

  • @zacarius7417
    @zacarius7417 2 роки тому +3

    Just wait until spiff finds out about setting your own forests on fire

  • @pokabrows
    @pokabrows 3 роки тому +19

    I like how they're just using you to bug test at this point.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 4 роки тому +16

    "They're paying me to break it, which is a bit weird"
    *sips coffee*
    It's called hiring a QA tester.

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +14

    "Infinite Meteors"
    ...So this is how RT and Spiff became friends

  • @robsimplegamer
    @robsimplegamer 9 місяців тому +2

    Im playing a game at the moment with apocalypse mode active at the the beginning of a bunch of wildfires in my city's but this actually works to my advantage because does after each fire the food and productivity level of each tile it affected this aloud me to get crazy productivity in my city catapulting me way ahead of the ai it is hilarious

  • @tacticolidiocy
    @tacticolidiocy 2 роки тому +4

    yorkshire tea gold should honestly sponsor spiff

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 роки тому +2

      why would they.
      companies 'sponsor' their brands to get advertising.
      spiff's already doing that. there's no reason to bother giving him anything in a 'sponsor' sense, if he's already doing the job himself for free every episode.

  • @PvtIndi
    @PvtIndi 4 роки тому +63

    Last time I was this early, Reanu Keeves had not yet come to bless us with his existence
    Edit: I arrived right at 69 views. Nice

  • @shaneharvey1946
    @shaneharvey1946 4 роки тому +31

    "Can spread religion 2 extra times"
    Preisting intensifies.

  • @skinon45
    @skinon45 Рік тому +1

    hearing spiffing brit pronounce llanero, as "lanero" is pretty funny, awesome vid

  • @nferrell66801
    @nferrell66801 3 роки тому +3

    I get a good laugh watching your videos!

    • @nferrell66801
      @nferrell66801 3 роки тому

      I played an Apocalypse game mode my governor that prevents natural disasters was protecting my capital. A Spy disarmed my governor and the same turn a comet landed on my capital.

  • @souptf
    @souptf 4 роки тому +47

    f for the patched exploits

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 роки тому +4

      They've not fixed any of the big exploits, actually. Ask anyone who plays multiplayer

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 роки тому +3

      This strategy doesn't need a patch. The 'Great Bath' faith creating combo is clearly working as intended.
      What is there to patch?

    • @souptf
      @souptf 4 роки тому

      Though they are no longer in the mortal realm they live on through memories
      Anyway, I have a small feeling there are more to come!

    • @Kob8823
      @Kob8823 4 роки тому +1

      f

    • @robertocorsei411
      @robertocorsei411 4 роки тому

      @@512TheWolf512 Can you tell me which exploits are left? Just wanna have fun playing with my friends, got the game from epic but one of my friends played a lot of singleplayer before.

  • @Mrredredgreengreen
    @Mrredredgreengreen 4 роки тому +18

    "infinte meteors"

  • @GrimCheetah
    @GrimCheetah 3 роки тому +6

    *talking about Vatican City Bonus*
    Spiff- "Its surprisingly balanced"
    *Insert picture of upset cat*
    Spiff- "I don't like it"...
    I love this channel

  • @LoneWanderer-wp6hz
    @LoneWanderer-wp6hz 4 роки тому

    I swear like every time I see one of your videos my cup of tea is set near from me 😂

  • @treeshome4327
    @treeshome4327 4 роки тому +3

    4min upload, i started .. goosebump... Spiff, i really really really love your videos, i am from austria and i love the accent from UK, i LOVE YOUR VIDEOS,... keep going!! one day, i hope i can visit the UK, then i'll post you a comment from the UK!!

  • @Inf0rmatix
    @Inf0rmatix 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you for bringing the glory of Yorkshire tea to our household! Also learned about shortbread and I absolutely love it!

  • @jhonnyplayer4589
    @jhonnyplayer4589 4 роки тому +2

    Spiff: The ``Lanerou´´.
    Me, a venezuelan citizen: Caramba, ñero, se oscurecieron mis días.
    PS: Love your videos, you are the best

  • @Zeroneii3
    @Zeroneii3 4 роки тому +2

    "sire, we're under attack by a soothsayer"
    ai: "no we're not"

  • @Isnogood12
    @Isnogood12 4 роки тому +18

    0 meteors fall in this video.
    Also they're just making Colombia OP to sell more passes, then they'll nerf them once people buy in. And they're gonna do it with every other civilization that comes out in the pass.

    • @pauls5745
      @pauls5745 4 роки тому

      right, but already 2 more spiff exploits found, already in the works 2K can't fix them all lol

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 роки тому +40

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

  • @cheaterman49
    @cheaterman49 4 роки тому +1

    2:13 LOL, making that affirmation and contradicting yourself instantly afterwards :-D

  • @cas3724
    @cas3724 4 роки тому +1

    Spiff: Who doesn’t want to cause disasters?
    Me: I am a disaster

  • @yanzak-ds8jw
    @yanzak-ds8jw 4 роки тому +3

    "To volcano someone" is a phrase that has to enter modern language.

  • @KingLumague
    @KingLumague 4 роки тому +9

    What a great thumbnail, misspelling infinite.

  • @lemonroaster2475
    @lemonroaster2475 3 роки тому

    I am sick (not COVID) and sad right now.... but you’re videos make the sad sick sick sad times bearable. Thanks :)

  • @jessefoutz597
    @jessefoutz597 Місяць тому

    Seeing this video with stock photos instead of all the Spiff fanart I've come to expect is an interesting experience.

  • @genaddi1234
    @genaddi1234 4 роки тому +5

    Civ vi Bolivar: death laser
    Real life Bolivar: mom my country is falling apart

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 3 роки тому

      Im sorry for being a joy kill but you should study more about what you are fucking talking he is pretty much like the souther version of george Washington and he also liberated a bunch of countries give him some credit.

    • @genaddi1234
      @genaddi1234 3 роки тому

      @@nakknjr9322 this is when I need a laugh reaction in UA-cam, I'm Colombian, and oh yeah, I'm also an historian. Bolivar was nothing short of a delusional, often tyrannical dictator, his legacy is that of being a decent military strategist and a careless politician. His myth is dying in the ex-grancolombian countries with every day that happens because we historians have cleared the dust on all his f*ck ups

  • @hetepatat
    @hetepatat 4 роки тому +15

    Did anyone spot an actual meteor coming down?

    • @naivety
      @naivety 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, dude, duh, those 8 pixels of rocks coming out of that volcano are obviously a meteor!

  • @rafaelstolz2377
    @rafaelstolz2377 4 роки тому +2

    Hello spiff i enjoy your rimworld series and i would be happy to see more of it someday
    I really like your videos in general

  • @ericvandevord1639
    @ericvandevord1639 4 роки тому

    Spiff is really the best person to sponsor a game promotion. Who doesn't want to play a game and be stupidly overpowered?

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 4 роки тому +3

    It’s finally come. Spiff has found a way to completely destroy the world in one of these games rather than merely wipe out humanity.

  • @didnt_ask_for_handle
    @didnt_ask_for_handle 4 роки тому +4

    "Mount Kilimanjaro explodes and sets fire to Pecks" That was so wrong I laughed so much

  • @dbfzato-1327
    @dbfzato-1327 10 місяців тому +1

    Can hear your real common accent coming out with a few of them disasters lol, I do it with bath n glass sometimes, I'm originally from Leicester but live in Suffolk now