I never got any work done because of it, me and my friends laughed at the dumbest stuff for the entire time, I hope I have the same teacher if not better
I went to a religious school and one of our projects was to create an artpiece about our relationship with god, i dont actually believe god exists so i made up an absolute bunch of bullshit symbolism, hid satanist symbols on my artwork, and got an A
@@Ruby-xk8kn It reminds me of an oral exam my professor told me about. They were talking complete made-up billshit but the examiner didn't want to look like he didn't know what they were talking about so both my professor and her partner passed with ease.
No my teacher had the same thing lmao and i dont think she knows that the bloody thing doesnt work at all like she would unconsciously take it off sometimes and we wouldnt hear a single difference except that her voice suddenly became much clearer.
As an art teacher myself, I'm disappointed you would use a binary-normative term like "female". I will chant some positive energy towards you and hope that it helps.
the guy: "miss can i listen to some music, really helps me with my art" The art teacher: " (didn't listen to what he said) uh yeah do whatever you want." WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE.
My art teacher in high school was exactly like this. She was usually only there in a few 5 minute bursts of total carefree supervision. We spent a lot of classes just hanging out and having deep convos as a class. Sometimes it was like some sort of natural group therapy thing that formed lol. It was so great. I was always so excited for the relief that class brought me.
Same here but then one time she just turned around, yelled at the whole class for talking (even though we literally always did and she never cared before) and she gave ALL OF US a 3 page essay to do as homework -_-
"Record how you feel when you look at the moon." I swear I had this assignment, although it wasn't the moon but something equally, or more mundane. Maybe the fruit bowl.
Scarily accurate, especially the part with the eccentric nicknames and unwanted amounts of jewelry dangling in your face when the teacher talks to you, speaking from experience.
In high school, my best friend and I would ask our art teacher if we could go on a “Ricky Mission”; which entailed “searching the school to find the maintenance guy to help us on something art class related”. But really we just wandered around the school for about 45 minutes.
Stormfox either you’re a discord user and accidentally put two asterisks, or I’m over thinking this and you put the other asterisk to show an action being done
He robbed an actual high school art teacher. Well he was going to, but she just gave him all of her clothes and everything and taught him how to dance.
@@therivals4961 Yeah.. So is my comment. But your joke is that they are nitpicky, right? So it should be "fix the line by 0.001 millimeters" I was making a joke about your joke.
At first I thought hahaha how weird but then I remembered my art and history teacher had lunch duty together and they always looked ready to conspire against us omg. . .
My art teacher in junior high used to display everyone's artwork publicly to the class, and ask everyone to critique their work. For us artists it wasn't that big of a deal, but there were many people who just took the class for credits, were not artistically talented, and this absolutely humiliated them. She also would not let us keep most of our original artwork. She would say things like "I don't trust you guys with the original" shady stuff
they have to take the original to give you a mark if you take it home its no longer valid coursework because you could get someone else to do it then bring it in. and maybe if youre shit at art dont do art just for credits. the reason art teachers get strict at that level is cus theyre sick of people taking the piss and takinjg the subject custhey think its easy
@@captainstrange9302 Well, I think the last line was improv, from Jaxon. Lachlan made a sculpture that looked..less than desirable. Kindof ugly. And Jaxon waited till the last moment (saying it was such raw emotion, complimenting him) to add; 'Well he was clearly beaten.' Meaning, that the sculpture looks like it was beaten. Like a dog but..with a lot of dents. You can see it caught Lachlan off-guard and he laughed, I think it was improv.
Imagine the hippie "everything is art" vibe, and that exact look, but with the superiority complex of an english teacher, and the perfectionism of a math teacher. That would be Laila, our horrific demon of an art teacher :) also, no, no music, we will be listening to shared music that *I* will pick, thank you! "proceeds to pick out some old national romanticist music that sounds like it's been slowed down 50%"
We got also one of that caliber. An actual artist (No, not a failed one, his stuff sold). Arts wasn't a fucking joke class like anywhere else. We had a tight work schedule and talented people got realy ahead (the school won a lot of competitions against more overall artsy institutions) but for us untalented scum it was generally considered the most unpopular subject.
I can’t even see Jackson anymore, just an art teacher. Also Arnold doing the classic ‘S’ that just about every 12 year old kid ever has done on a school book at least once in their lifetime. Edit: Jaxon sorry, I’ve been playing way too much ‘The Last Of Us’ hence why it’s spelled the way it was.
Once, in grade 6, I drew a swastika just to 'see which way it goes' (the 'arms' of the symbol), and the relief teacher had a meltdown and rang my dad. 😅
Genesis Perez haha that would be funny, teams of scientists trying to decipher its meaning, makes you wonder how many things like that we’ve already discovered and looked deep into when it was probably just an Ancient Greek equivalent of the S, or if some dude just wrote a fiction, called it the bible and now there’s a global following because of it.
Am I the only one watching the "clearly he was beaten" part like 100 times because I just can't. The way Jaxon probably improvised this line and said it in such a happy art teacher way
OMG art teachers are the best. My art teacher, I wanted to secretly go to mcdonalds in year 12 and the teacher overheard me...... she said: "oy, I heard that... come here"... then she said: "can you get me a mcchicken meal" and she gave me money! LOLOLOLOL...... unfortunately, she admitted to us it was her 2nd last year as she was going blind and doctors couldn't do anything. We had one period party celebrating her. She was the best teacher. An art teacher going blind.... the world is fucking cruel, i hated it!
My art teacher was like this too, I hated her so much because she constantly would criticize my "art" and only praise her favourites. I wish I had an art teacher like in this video during secondary school
I remember asking my least favourite art teacher (they were like defense against the dark arts teachers at my school) for an eraser because I fucked up drawing a horses face She looked at my black and white pencil drawing, pulled a pot of paint and a brush from the fkn shadow realm, and whacked a big dirty blue triangle where the horses head used to be. Then she stated "its abstract now" and floated away into the ether I left my frankly excellent detailed drawing of a Knight (who now had a giant blue triangular dong between his legs) where it was and spent the rest of the afternoon throwing wet paper towels at the ceiling. Her own fault really.
The letting anything go, constantly over-the-top & optimistic, leaving at random or allocating classroom duties to students, and assigning super unreasonable/nonsensical homework but then not even caring when people didn't do it, all defined my art or drama teachers. They'd also seem to have bad days where they'd lash out at students for no reason over extremely petty things, like eating in class, or bringing too many friends in, things that they had literally no problem with the day before.
Honestly same would let anyone in the class at anytime and never had to do a single assignment if you didn’t want but my art teacher was religious so he would get on high preachy high horse sometime and those were the less fun days in art
My art teacher was like "don't wanna draw? Are you feeling bad? I'm bringing you some cake and coffee". "So you are going earlier because you need to meet some friends? YOU CAN BRING THEM HERE, I"LL MAKE SOME COFFEE". "Your drawings are awesome, you're working hard today. Let's take a break and have some coffee". He is awesome
@@regionalcrane1831 It isn’t pointless. You have to exercise and practice all the time to be able to do good art. however, i really doubt most people (including me) give a shit about art. i’m sure there’re a lot of people who enjoy art class however, for almost everyone, art class is pointless.
Bro this is so accurate wtf. I went to a Christian HS and our art teacher was the chillest teacher in the whole school. He played random rock songs every day for the class.
My art Teacher is like the complete opposite of this: -You cant make mistakes in art -Make it Perfect -Why is it ugly -You didn't finish your art work, you have detention
Haisam Chaudhary my school has both the art teacher from this video and an art teacher from your comment literally i got the strict perfectionist when i was fourteen the year after I got this really chill and laidback teacher who was really sweet altho she isnt as eccentric
The difference from primary school art teachers and high school art teachers are insane Primary school art teachers are always angry and saying “this looks like my dogs breakfast” High school teachers act very happy all the time even if you draw a stick figure
My art teacher at high school was a 70 year old Frenchman who would poke you with his walking stick if you mucked around. That's here in Australia during the mid 70's. Now my English teacher in year 8 was more like this.
Isn‘t ot the weirdest thing ever that these „literraly-no-budget“ videos are funnier than those in real classrooms with like 10 students and Tripods? Edit : hell yeah, never had that many likes, god I have butterflies 🦋 !!
@ring Strasse I know, they also seem so much more relatable than the "every ____ ever" videos which have proper classrooms, 15 actors and a proper camera.
Aidan's Bird Videos - yeah, prolly because it makes your creativity work more than your eyes, so you need more informations from what you’ve already experienced, to fill in the missing background, students, objects etc ;)
My art teacher was exactly like this, also a heavy stoner. One day we had a field trip to look at the gothic-era architecture in town, my friend and I got separated with the teach and lost the entire class 🤣 we ended up going on our own adventure and took a train home. We split money for Mac D’s and played mini-golf. Think the class had to get their parents to fetch them
I had two art teachers. One of the was nothing like this. She was a plain, Christian woman with a mild temper and always pregnant because her and her husband didn't believe in birth control or something. The other one, was EXACTLY like this.
as an art teacher at a secondary school (it's what we call high school in my country) i can confirm that i do indeed tell my students some of these and allow them to do SOME of these. like listening to music while they are working, but quickly making them hide the headphones and phones when the principal is approaching the class, lol. Some ppl still don't understand that the process of making art is different from other classes.
My art teacher had neon purple hair and once spent an entire double period talking to the class about the time she found her dead dad’s body in his car when she was 30. Art teachers are truly a special breed.
Now imagine my art/photography teacher in highschool. A tall dark asian guy with a dad bod ,probably in his mid 40's. Messy hair till his back, some of which have now gone white. Wears a tshirt and cotton pants. Smells of cigarettes. Takes art and the creative aspect of anything he does very seriously. If found lazing around and skipping work he beats the shit out of us with a bamboo stick(literally) which he has from goodness knows which century. Gets real happy with improvement rather than a masterpiece. His scolding will make you piss your pants. But at the end of the day, he doesn't hold grudges against anyone for anything. He is a real good person from the heart. I love this dude and was one of the few teachers i actually liked in the school. Thanks Sir.Gyalsten.
Yup, and my high school art classes were back in 1985. Although, my drawing teacher looked like Elmer Fudd. He even did the voice. He was hysterical. The sculpture teacher though, horse blankets, incense, free love and all that bullsmartypants
Jaxon: "I would like you to take a photo of your fruit bowl you have in your house. If you don't have a fruit bowl, maybe take a picture of your favourite fork" *THE REALLY LONG FORK* 😂😂
I let the energy flow through my body but still ended up with what looked like a pencil vomited on my page! Any extra tips you can give to an aspiring little Picasso?
Every art teacher: I SAID GRASP IT AT THE SHAFT *has breakdown throws coffee mug at wall* 2mins later: Ahhhh, inner peace is something the whole class should try and achieve like me.
this is all scarily accurate, though I wouldn’t want to piss an art teacher off in high school. they go from the coolest teacher to the scariest in about 2 seconds.
My art teacher actually begined like this on the first day, all kind and shit then after a few days she's been spending lessons giving us scoldings, shouting and that stuff, been my teacher for 7 months, it's been hell. This seems more like my maths teacher, continues on with the lesson like were ghosts, draws every calculation and explanation meanwhile were being chimpanzees. _Yes, the costume in the video is very accurate._
Facts! My math teacher kept just going on with the lesson while people are having conversations and having box fights and arm wrestling, it sounded worse than lunch in math class cuz how loud it was.
He really really nailed those 'single-teacher-in-her-50's-obsessed-with-yoga, art-and-incense' dance moves
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@@basketballdownunder unless that's single teacher in her 50's obsessed with yoga art and incense dance moves i ain't clickin
Dapper :I of course it is!
i read that as incest and got confused
@@randomdude6376 it's not, it's just some skinny nerd talking shit
"Now, I'm going to leave for about 45 minutes"
STOP
Yeah that's kinda true, but my teacher use to always leave either frequently (2-5 mins) or maximum 15 mins.
Do we live the same life 💀💀
That part was too real lol
My language teacher be like
I never got any work done because of it, me and my friends laughed at the dumbest stuff for the entire time, I hope I have the same teacher if not better
The necklaces dingling while she would walk around the room lurking at everyone's work ...so many memories
Mariama Djalló yep
At our school it was the teachers art department keys, you could tell which teacher was approaching purely by the sound of the keys
yes yes yes
Mariama Djalló Lmao yep
In mental institute was the armed guard trying to calm down Charlie stabbing herself again
“Yes, this is a sculpture of my dog, Rusty.”
“Clearly, he was beaten.”
*break character* 😂
This was awesome
I feel like that was improvised lol
1:29-
Omg that got me
Im starting to think everyone went to the same highschool
I remember you I was that senior that only dated freshman or middle schoolers, between you and me they were some times elementary students...
Yesss
Mate yous are lucky mine throws chairs at people
Dude I’m french and I have this teacher like 😭??
Honestly 😭😭
this is literally how my art teacher dresses up and talks, no joke.
Yea I think that’s why they made this video
The teacher I had was the complete opposite
It's all highschool art teachers
Same
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the amount of necklaces he’s wearing is far too accurate
yes
Hammerfell 100ths like
"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"Can we use your necklaces?"
75hilmar lol i want to see wat she said
Prl yes
“clearly he was beaten”
lmao i can’t-
Bro ikr🤣😂🤣
OH. i misheard, i thought he said mating instead of beaten
I believe in you
🤣🤣🤣
Exactly!
My teacher was more like: "anything is art, except what you made."
Saaaame
Lol what? What you make can be art if there is meaning behind it and it’s a form of self expression.
@@Bratzismylife I know right, so annoying
now this i can relate to.
Exactly that
“now students, grasp your quills at the shaft and begin stroking”
yeah nothing wrong with that
Just let the energy flow through your body
😂😂
Don’t hold back. Release it all. I’ve brought cups.
Let the energy flow through your body
when you finish you will feel very satisfied of yourself
“Clearly he was beaten”
Omfg i died😂😂
So did rusty
r/cursed comments
He said it in such a hilarious way to! Just dead serious
I got a flashback for a memory I didn't know I had
Sid Schaefer no no no
Quiet kid: "slaughters bully and hangs him on a Cross"
Art teacher: "there is so much emotion in your Art!"
Clearly he was beaten 🤣
NO CUZ WHY IS THIS TRUE "Oh is that fake blood?"
Not in-accurate.
You don't kill someone and then crucify them while being meh.
Pffft that’s a B+ at most. If you want the A you’re gonna have to sculpt a blood eagle or some Colombian style neck ties…
student: **draws literally nothing**
teacher: *idk man seems like art to me*
Student: **Draws Really Good Art**
Teacher: *Idk man Kinda Try Harding*
@@lord_xkiller301 teacher: CALM DOWN
@@ian-roadto0subscribers564 LMAO ( yes very true )
Literally drawing nothing means that you absolutely captured nothing in your drawing. * MIND BLOWN *
@@tiki_trash *CEO of art wants to know your location*
“There are no mistakes”
Most art teaches after saying that: *NO THATS WRONG, STROKE LIGHTER, ERASE IT AND TRY AGAIN*
just like mine
I went to a religious school and one of our projects was to create an artpiece about our relationship with god, i dont actually believe god exists so i made up an absolute bunch of bullshit symbolism, hid satanist symbols on my artwork, and got an A
@@Ruby-xk8kn It reminds me of an oral exam my professor told me about. They were talking complete made-up billshit but the examiner didn't want to look like he didn't know what they were talking about so both my professor and her partner passed with ease.
Yeah ikr was waiting for that
I once had an art teacher who didn't believe in erasers & had none in the classroom
"the more the merrier bring them in *make them sketch* "
How does this have no replies lol
Not very replyable
I was an art teacher...the line about friends in class was spot on....
MaKe ThEm SkEtCh
2k likes and only 4 comments
Makes sense
Our art teacher was caught with a bag of weed and fired :( we loved her she was high all the time
Rip
rippppp
Your comment reminds me of Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher
Your comment reminds me of Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher
Nearly the same happened to one of our art teachers too loool :D
The outfit is actually on point there, not gonna lie 😂
The scarf is 100% on point
Nah they missed the constant jangling of the 1000 bracelets they wear every time they move their hand across the paper
Yeah ngl I’ve 100% seen my art teacher back in highschool wear that outfit exactly
I'm not joking, my art teacher wears a weird microphone thing to make her voice literally the same volume as without it.
It probably projected to students’ hearing aids 👍🏻
No my teacher had the same thing lmao and i dont think she knows that the bloody thing doesnt work at all like she would unconsciously take it off sometimes and we wouldnt hear a single difference except that her voice suddenly became much clearer.
@@zyoom8796 yo I love ur pfp
My teachers stopped using those when i was in middle school
liz t ok but...no one in my school wears hearing aids?
"This is a sculpture of my dog, Rusty."
*"Clearly he was beaten!"*
That was the best part omg 😂😂
Fuck that had me good
That's why they call him Rusty
raw emotion and power
Def the best joke there lmaooo
I'm from Greece and this is astonishingly accurate..all art teachers must come from the same factory and then distributed across the globe :/
They're all art school stoners that weren't good enough to have a proper art career so they teach instead lmao
@@shayposting So if hitler was born today he would become an art teacher.
gia sou file :) ti kaneis;
@@shayposting
Honestly being an art teacher is more useful than being an artist
In Bulgaria its the same .they are like shamans man
I think Jaxson has finally found his calling, he needs to become a female high school art teacher. I won't ever see him in any other way.
I love female high school art teacher Jaxon
As an art teacher myself, I'm disappointed you would use a binary-normative term like "female". I will chant some positive energy towards you and hope that it helps.
@@cheleth Please be careful; don't get lost on the astral plane on my behalf. My cisself couldn't bear the guilt.
This is strangely wholesome
Why is this the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen
I thought that too! such good acting
Because you had a teacher like this
Can confirm, pretty much every Drama teacher I’ve had was like this
@@keanuismyfather7477 it worries me that you had more than one drama teacher
The bane of boomers 😂 I also included Primary school
Art is the only subject you get mad when the relief teachers SHOWS up
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That is true
the guy: "miss can i listen to some music, really helps me with my art" The art teacher: " (didn't listen to what he said) uh yeah do whatever you want." WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE.
My art teacher in high school was exactly like this. She was usually only there in a few 5 minute bursts of total carefree supervision. We spent a lot of classes just hanging out and having deep convos as a class. Sometimes it was like some sort of natural group therapy thing that formed lol. It was so great. I was always so excited for the relief that class brought me.
Lol yeah, our art teacher is just like "try and do this one project for the week as best you can and ur good do whateva"
Same here but then one time she just turned around, yelled at the whole class for talking (even though we literally always did and she never cared before) and she gave ALL OF US a 3 page essay to do as homework -_-
All 4 of the art teachers at my school dressed and acted the exact same
OURS WERE OPENİNG ANIMATION FİLMS İN THE CLASS. FOR US TO WATCH.
a girl i know is named sarah she left me😔
Oh my god the accuracy
Oh hey, it's you, i love your vids
bdddd
But where is the randomly bursting into song? My art teachers in school were always singing to themselves.
Not for me, my art teacher was the most sensible I had!
This was my grade two teacher I swear 😂
It's uncanny how much Jaxon with his mum's jewellery on looks exactly like my art teacher...
*Jaxon with his own jewellery on
@@jacobgame2757 I stand corrected
your teacher ain't got no ice
I saw u in comments yesterday
IK Right!
"Record how you feel when you look at the moon." I swear I had this assignment, although it wasn't the moon but something equally, or more mundane. Maybe the fruit bowl.
So how did you feel?
This is probably gonna be the last time you get asked so seize it!
STREAM 👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 CONSCIOUSNESS!!!!!
2 years later, tell us, how do you feel when you look into the moon?
The Moon is NOT mundane.
Scarily accurate, especially the part with the eccentric nicknames and unwanted amounts of jewelry dangling in your face when the teacher talks to you, speaking from experience.
And the fucking striped dress with the blouse scarf thingy
As well as absolutely no work in class but a metric fucktone of homework
The fucken things in your face bro used to scare the shit out of me
Soo true eh
Everything he said is what my teacher is its like she knows her in person... even the fucking dressing is the same wow
‘Clearly he was beaten’
Me: trying to imagine what it actually looks like
They always wear that scarf and those stupid NECKLACES
Its not stupid, it’s art 🖼
Rummaging through mum's stuff again!
LOl
Jokes on you my old elementary school art teacher was male... and strict
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I love how most art teachers are comfortable with walking around in stained clothes/aprons at their workplace.
aprons are literally meant to collect stains, thats their job
they are tas teachers in disguise!
In high school, my best friend and I would ask our art teacher if we could go on a “Ricky Mission”; which entailed “searching the school to find the maintenance guy to help us on something art class related”. But really we just wandered around the school for about 45 minutes.
Ok.
I took 8 rolls of masking tape and made a ball with it. Basically it was a rock, but made of tape.
David somebody from my school did the exact same thing
Fam my art teachers room was so fucking messy if u cleaned it up for 1 day.
If you turned your back for a second it was a fucking mess.
This is random, but during a fire drill, we were in the art room and students blockaded the doors with desks. My teacher was ok with it.
Every art teacher: You can make whatever you like. **hands over strict grading criteria**
Students: **looks of confusion**
u may do what u want or u may comply with rules and get a good grade. you may not have your cake and eat it too.
Stormfox either you’re a discord user and accidentally put two asterisks, or I’m over thinking this and you put the other asterisk to show an action being done
@@talon1776 Maybe I am a discord user AND put the other asterisk to show an action being done. **over thinking intensifies**
Seriously, their rubrics were strange.
Art school is a waste of time
An arts degree is worthless compared to an arts portfolio
Honestly.... that outfit is absolutely perfect. That scarf and those necklaces. How did you nail that so perfectly?
I know right???
He robbed an actual high school art teacher. Well he was going to, but she just gave him all of her clothes and everything and taught him how to dance.
Yeah how
@@kaldogorath did she teach him the legendary S A L S A ?
Ikr wtf 😂😂😂
My art teacher: There are no mistakes
2 seconds later
That’s ugly, fix the line by 36282 milimiters
But thats like 120 feet or 36 meters... Were you painting on the work of the kids in the next classroom?
@@therivals4961 Yeah.. So is my comment.
But your joke is that they are nitpicky, right? So it should be "fix the line by 0.001 millimeters"
I was making a joke about your joke.
That’s like a lot of millimeters
Yes
, it’s true forever and always. I want the chill teacher :(
@@SirHorned19 he thinks it's like a fraction of an inch... that's not how millimeters are measured and he didn't know
They always have those flowing clothes and long necklaces, otherwise they aren’t proper art teachers.
Art teacher: “Remember, no erasers.”
*me patting my pocket to check that the eraser I hid is still there*
I dont get that rule
@@LilicornRainbow its saying that erasers just ruin it and just let mistakes be part of your art
I’d still use an eraser my art would probably look messed up and un proportioned without it
WebMotions yes haha that’s why I hid an eraser to use secretly
Is this the reason some students had such better sketches? Ya’ll were hiding erasers in your pocket the whole time.
You forgot the History teacher popping in and flirting with the Art teacher but trying very hard to not make it sound like flirting
-Vance- Dun
t r u e 😂
Oh my gosh this is so real. We've got the exact same situation in my school
This happens at every school. It's the law.
At first I thought hahaha how weird but then I remembered my art and history teacher had lunch duty together and they always looked ready to conspire against us omg. . .
More like the drama teacher to the music teacher at my old school
My art teacher in junior high used to display everyone's artwork publicly to the class, and ask everyone to critique their work. For us artists it wasn't that big of a deal, but there were many people who just took the class for credits, were not artistically talented, and this absolutely humiliated them. She also would not let us keep most of our original artwork. She would say things like "I don't trust you guys with the original" shady stuff
Damn she was definitely selling student paintings on the black market. There's got to be a buyer somewhere I reckon.
@@squatchjosh1131 probs holding onto them in the case they become a big artist
@@Man1cPanic Imagine holding on to a Jackson Pollock from his student days but then no one wants it because it's a conventional portrait
they have to take the original to give you a mark if you take it home its no longer valid coursework because you could get someone else to do it then bring it in. and maybe if youre shit at art dont do art just for credits. the reason art teachers get strict at that level is cus theyre sick of people taking the piss and takinjg the subject custhey think its easy
@@squatchjosh1131 🤣🤣🤣
I often think that Jaxon and Lachlan are nothing but elaborate long-form art pieces
Oh ur music verified cool
imagine returning to high school art class and turning in the youtube channel after 4 years. 😂
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Art pieces? They are the whole museum
‘ this is a sculpture of my dog , rusty’
‘Clearly he was beaten’
💀
I didn’t understand though
@@captainstrange9302
Well, I think the last line was improv, from Jaxon.
Lachlan made a sculpture that looked..less than desirable. Kindof ugly.
And Jaxon waited till the last moment (saying it was such raw emotion, complimenting him) to add; 'Well he was clearly beaten.'
Meaning, that the sculpture looks like it was beaten. Like a dog but..with a lot of dents.
You can see it caught Lachlan off-guard and he laughed, I think it was improv.
@@Widdekuu91 Yes
I love how t-shirt is red because every highschool art teacher has dyed red hair
mine had blue
Mine has purple
My current one has actual red (ginger) hair, but dyes it because they're starting to grey out.
Mine had a silver white bob
My art teacher has red hair as well
Imagine the hippie "everything is art" vibe, and that exact look, but with the superiority complex of an english teacher, and the perfectionism of a math teacher. That would be Laila, our horrific demon of an art teacher :) also, no, no music, we will be listening to shared music that *I* will pick, thank you! "proceeds to pick out some old national romanticist music that sounds like it's been slowed down 50%"
Ahahahahaha
We got also one of that caliber. An actual artist (No, not a failed one, his stuff sold). Arts wasn't a fucking joke class like anywhere else. We had a tight work schedule and talented people got realy ahead (the school won a lot of competitions against more overall artsy institutions) but for us untalented scum it was generally considered the most unpopular subject.
Every art teacher: The only teachers who don’t say ‘Sorry for my bad drawings’.
Hahahaha damn right
Lmaoo
1.6K subs with 5 videos? You have double the likes that I do
So accurate
My high school art teacher once said "Sorry I'm not an artist"
I can’t even see Jackson anymore, just an art teacher.
Also Arnold doing the classic ‘S’ that just about every 12 year old kid ever has done on a school book at least once in their lifetime.
Edit: Jaxon sorry, I’ve been playing way too much ‘The Last Of Us’ hence why it’s spelled the way it was.
Once, in grade 6, I drew a swastika just to 'see which way it goes' (the 'arms' of the symbol), and the relief teacher had a meltdown and rang my dad. 😅
Erized the fact it was a relief/substitute teacher makes that even funnier because they historically get the most grief 😂
@@DerrisDerrison SO true 😂
I like to think that when the archeologists of the future find that S they are going to think it was some sort of religions symbol or something
Genesis Perez haha that would be funny, teams of scientists trying to decipher its meaning, makes you wonder how many things like that we’ve already discovered and looked deep into when it was probably just an Ancient Greek equivalent of the S, or if some dude just wrote a fiction, called it the bible and now there’s a global following because of it.
“y-yeah, it’s my old dog rusty”
*”clearly he was beaten!”*
NO
F u n n i
Even they were laughing😂😂😂
OMG yes why does the art teacher have about 90 charms, necklaces and bracelets on her body its so accurate
Am I the only one watching the "clearly he was beaten" part like 100 times because I just can't. The way Jaxon probably improvised this line and said it in such a happy art teacher way
bro it’s like 3 am, my girlfriend broke up with me like 5 minutes ago, and i’m still pissing my pants over that part 😂
@@timothy3777 bruhh 😂😂😂
The fact that they never show the sculpture either makee it that much better
Timothy Valkenhoff that sucks man, sorry
Ikrr😂😂😭
OMG art teachers are the best. My art teacher, I wanted to secretly go to mcdonalds in year 12 and the teacher overheard me...... she said: "oy, I heard that... come here"... then she said: "can you get me a mcchicken meal" and she gave me money! LOLOLOLOL......
unfortunately, she admitted to us it was her 2nd last year as she was going blind and doctors couldn't do anything. We had one period party celebrating her. She was the best teacher. An art teacher going blind.... the world is fucking cruel, i hated it!
omg.. poor woman
Rip
how is she now?
jesus that took a dark turn
literally the worst thing to happen to an art teacher: going fucking blind
guess she took a high liking to music then
I don’t think you understand.. you can literally do whatever you want..”
2:35
"Do you want me to do it again?"
"Nah, that'll do."
Ah yes, the motto of the channel.
My teacher: There are no mistakes
My teacher when she looks at my art 3 seconds later:
AGGRESSIVELY RUBS OUT MY WHOLE DRAWING AND RE DRAWS IT HERSELF
My art teacher was like this too, I hated her so much because she constantly would criticize my "art" and only praise her favourites. I wish I had an art teacher like in this video during secondary school
Sounds more like a mom than an art teacher
I remember asking my least favourite art teacher (they were like defense against the dark arts teachers at my school) for an eraser because I fucked up drawing a horses face
She looked at my black and white pencil drawing, pulled a pot of paint and a brush from the fkn shadow realm, and whacked a big dirty blue triangle where the horses head used to be. Then she stated "its abstract now" and floated away into the ether
I left my frankly excellent detailed drawing of a Knight (who now had a giant blue triangular dong between his legs) where it was and spent the rest of the afternoon throwing wet paper towels at the ceiling. Her own fault really.
@@donghyucksmom2413 just a bad art teacher
One of my art teachers embarrassed me in front of the class because i drew the sun in the corner... and told me to draw something else. ;-;
The letting anything go, constantly over-the-top & optimistic, leaving at random or allocating classroom duties to students, and assigning super unreasonable/nonsensical homework but then not even caring when people didn't do it, all defined my art or drama teachers. They'd also seem to have bad days where they'd lash out at students for no reason over extremely petty things, like eating in class, or bringing too many friends in, things that they had literally no problem with the day before.
Emotional people.
Bruh get out of my memories, it's really unnerving. Seriously tho, to a tee
that's so accurate, are you sure you didnt study at my school? lol
God it's like we were all in the same class
Honestly same would let anyone in the class at anytime and never had to do a single assignment if you didn’t want but my art teacher was religious so he would get on high preachy high horse sometime and those were the less fun days in art
My art teacher was like "don't wanna draw? Are you feeling bad? I'm bringing you some cake and coffee". "So you are going earlier because you need to meet some friends? YOU CAN BRING THEM HERE, I"LL MAKE SOME COFFEE". "Your drawings are awesome, you're working hard today. Let's take a break and have some coffee".
He is awesome
Man was just looking for any excuse to tap into the schools coffee grounds
Me: makes something hideous
Art teacher: puts 5/10
Art teacher: did you like this project?
Me: “yes”
Art teacher: puts 9/10
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Dats a good teacher
this actually represents my high school days, I miss those days
Omg I love your song dance alone!! Who ever would’ve thought you’d end up on the Aussie side of UA-cam
Dude!! So cool to see you here!
Welcome to Aussie youtube! Great to see you
Love your content!
“draw your breakfast for the next 17 weeks” HAD ME
Art teachers will assign so much homework that is pointless
@@regionalcrane1831 It isn’t pointless. You have to exercise and practice all the time to be able to do good art.
however, i really doubt most people (including me) give a shit about art. i’m sure there’re a lot of people who enjoy art class however, for almost everyone, art class is pointless.
@@OnaSoto Tbh that's better than being in a class where you feel like a reject and struggle to understand the content.
@@OnaSoto yeah but so is math class, english class, music class. every class is useless or shit to someone
Bro this is so accurate wtf. I went to a Christian HS and our art teacher was the chillest teacher in the whole school. He played random rock songs every day for the class.
My grade 10 art teacher put on the radio every class.
You don’t know how many times I had to listen to Dance Monkey.
he has good taste
MINE DID TOO!! i actually got into punk and alternative music in general because he played green day one time
“I’m gonna leave for 45 minutes” THIS
For a quick durry and bong hit no doubt....
"grasp your quil at the shaft and begin your first stroking" less than 20 seconds and I'm dead
I had to fucking pause the video because I laughed so hard. god damn these kids 😂😂😂
Less than 20 seconds, mate? That's no way to treat a woman.
0:05 *When Darcy forgets to combine the audio channels so it's not just coming through your right ear...*
YES
Yesss😂
OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAAHAH
Actually I'm pretty sure it's Arnold's fault
Ha
Jackson’s dancing is a masterpiece
My art Teacher is like the complete opposite of this:
-You cant make mistakes in art
-Make it Perfect
-Why is it ugly
-You didn't finish your art work, you have detention
f
I feel bad for you mate
@@traderofgoods6500 yes same here ...I did not relate to this video
Haisam Chaudhary my school has both the art teacher from this video and an art teacher from your comment literally i got the strict perfectionist when i was fourteen the year after I got this really chill and laidback teacher who was really sweet altho she isnt as eccentric
Mine is exactly like this video
Art teachers are more like “I don’t get payed enough for this”
more like “i get paid too much for this”
Clearly your spelling teacher didn't get paid enough either and so only gave you a bargain basement education.
Who would've known art teachers act the EXACT SAME WAY, around the globe
"Yes this is my dog Rusty"
"Clearly he was beaten"
🤣🤣🤣
The difference from primary school art teachers and high school art teachers are insane
Primary school art teachers are always angry and saying “this looks like my dogs breakfast”
High school teachers act very happy all the time even if you draw a stick figure
My primary school art teacher was more like a high school art teacher.
Gordan Ramsey
they aren't high-school art teachers, they're High School-Art Teachers
You Have to Live It what does that even mean
That is the total opposite for me xD
am i the only one who's never actually seen an art teacher draw *anything* , ever
Hmmmm now that I think of it
Same.
Oh my God. We're in the matrix
Not until university painting
My art teacher is the one to say: "there are no wrong answers" then look at my art and say "except that"
Basil Zoubi my teacher would just look at me and say the same...
it hurts... 😪😢
XD savage
My art teacher at high school was a 70 year old Frenchman who would poke you with his walking stick if you mucked around. That's here in Australia during the mid 70's. Now my English teacher in year 8 was more like this.
The A in Art Class stands for *_Anarchy_*
"there are no mistakes just-"
me: HAPPY ACCIDENTS
yEs
Me: *cries because my dumbass took photography even tho my doodles are aMaZING*
Mr Ross is that you?
When you actually have an attractive picture for your UA-cam channel
aww my fav arts teacher
Isn‘t ot the weirdest thing ever that these „literraly-no-budget“ videos are funnier than those in real classrooms with like 10 students and Tripods?
Edit : hell yeah, never had that many likes, god I have butterflies 🦋 !!
True art is raw
The low budget instantly increases the charm immensely. But budget =/= quality
@ring Strasse I know, they also seem so much more relatable than the "every ____ ever" videos which have proper classrooms, 15 actors and a proper camera.
Aidan's Bird Videos - yeah, prolly because it makes your creativity work more than your eyes, so you need more informations from what you’ve already experienced, to fill in the missing background, students, objects etc ;)
lele pons is typing...
My art teacher was exactly like this, also a heavy stoner. One day we had a field trip to look at the gothic-era architecture in town, my friend and I got separated with the teach and lost the entire class 🤣 we ended up going on our own adventure and took a train home. We split money for Mac D’s and played mini-golf. Think the class had to get their parents to fetch them
"im going to leave for about 45 minutes, carry on with your work, or not" was literally all my art teachers in high school lol
I had two art teachers. One of the was nothing like this. She was a plain, Christian woman with a mild temper and always pregnant because her and her husband didn't believe in birth control or something. The other one, was EXACTLY like this.
Wow, that is very judgmental. It's up to her to decide when to add to her family and she doesn't need to hear crap about it.
HA! Are you my student?
@@Kingdom_Of_Dreams ok brett
@@christieandrews7326 so, wich one are you?
My class teacher in middle school had 3 children so we always had a substitute
“I’m going to leave and smoke pot for 45 minutes”
as an art teacher at a secondary school (it's what we call high school in my country) i can confirm that i do indeed tell my students some of these and allow them to do SOME of these. like listening to music while they are working, but quickly making them hide the headphones and phones when the principal is approaching the class, lol. Some ppl still don't understand that the process of making art is different from other classes.
My art teacher had neon purple hair and once spent an entire double period talking to the class about the time she found her dead dad’s body in his car when she was 30. Art teachers are truly a special breed.
The part about her leaving for 45 minute after assigning something is so freaking true
Now imagine my art/photography teacher in highschool.
A tall dark asian guy with a dad bod ,probably in his mid 40's. Messy hair till his back, some of which have now gone white. Wears a tshirt and cotton pants. Smells of cigarettes. Takes art and the creative aspect of anything he does very seriously. If found lazing around and skipping work he beats the shit out of us with a bamboo stick(literally) which he has from goodness knows which century. Gets real happy with improvement rather than a masterpiece. His scolding will make you piss your pants. But at the end of the day, he doesn't hold grudges against anyone for anything. He is a real good person from the heart. I love this dude and was one of the few teachers i actually liked in the school. Thanks Sir.Gyalsten.
Why tf was he beating y’all with bamboo sticks
“draw your breakfast for the next 17 weeks”
Me: *draws a bowl of cereal and photocopies it*
Ya lol 😂
My art teacher’s favourite word is “fabulous”
Mine was jazzy.
Mine too!
damn wait everyone’s art teacher was like this too 😳
Yup, and my high school art classes were back in 1985. Although, my drawing teacher looked like Elmer Fudd. He even did the voice. He was hysterical. The sculpture teacher though, horse blankets, incense, free love and all that bullsmartypants
Jaxon: "I would like you to take a photo of your fruit bowl you have in your house. If you don't have a fruit bowl, maybe take a picture of your favourite fork"
*THE REALLY LONG FORK* 😂😂
I was waiting for this
I loved darcys acting as the people who beat rusty
My art teacher was like there are no mistakes then give you a fale. But everything you said is true lol
Hope your English teacher gave you a fail* as well.
icmull 😂
I feel like this art teacher escaped from a nearby mental asylum.
When you major in the arts but need to fund your antifa meetings
@@mattkennedy6115 not bad 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Konstantinos Kopsaftis You make a good point there, my fine sir.
I let the energy flow through my body but still ended up with what looked like a pencil vomited on my page! Any extra tips you can give to an aspiring little Picasso?
Igzabular Cragular why so many likes no comment
@Marcus Lam what do you mean?
The bringing other people who weren't in the class to class is dead accurate.
this is far too accurate and its scaring me how my art teacher wasn't the only one who behaved like this.
Every art teacher:
I SAID GRASP IT AT THE SHAFT *has breakdown throws coffee mug at wall*
2mins later:
Ahhhh, inner peace is something the whole class should try and achieve like me.
Am I the only person who’s teacher is like
UuMMm bOYsS!!
i can hear hear this
my art teacher every time a man talks
And when come to the girls she’s like “yes girls” really nicely like they haven’t just been talking about mascara for the hole class
Bruh r u in my school?
0:26 After me and my fd working so hard for the art homework
Cheese toastie
"make them sketch" idk why but this senttttttttt me into a laughing fit
BRING THEM IN! MAKE THEM SKETCH!
"Is this (sculpture) inspired by your childhood?"
"Yes its my dog"
"Clearly it was beaten"
brutal
this is all scarily accurate, though I wouldn’t want to piss an art teacher off in high school. they go from the coolest teacher to the scariest in about 2 seconds.
True. I once had an art teacher like this. Someone pissed her off and she went OFF. They kept playing a speaker on blast.
Anyone else have random mates from different classes come in and chill or was that a coincidence they said it
Yup hahah
My art teacher actually begined like this on the first day, all kind and shit then after a few days she's been spending lessons giving us scoldings, shouting and that stuff, been my teacher for 7 months, it's been hell. This seems more like my maths teacher, continues on with the lesson like were ghosts, draws every calculation and explanation meanwhile were being chimpanzees.
_Yes, the costume in the video is very accurate._
Facts! My math teacher kept just going on with the lesson while people are having conversations and having box fights and arm wrestling, it sounded worse than lunch in math class cuz how loud it was.
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