Every single time my students piss me off I call them the worst behaved in the school.. NO OTHER CLASS IS THIS BAD.. I teach 4 different grades the same day and at least 3 grades hear this on any given day 😂
@@leeka8184 my teacher was really nice but one really sucked we started talking in the hallway and we weren’t loud either and the teacher came out screaming PLEASE QUIET DOWN.we were in elementary and ye... didn’t know what happened there
Yeah on trip we took to a bunch of sinkholes, the trail went across this creek and this kid kept jumping back and forth from land to the rock to land. Then he fell and left a huge scrape on his leg all bloody and dropped his phone in the water. Then the rest of us weren’t allowed to cross it any longer
Hats off to that mum doing a damned good job for no pay. I’ve had parent helpers who swan off taking their kid (and only their kid) to meet this and that dignitary for a photo 🙄 I never asked that mum to come on a trip again. She was the absolute pits. Left myself, a teacher’s aide and another parent to look after 23 prep/one students on a road waiting to see the Olympic flame come by. It was the shittiest excursion I’ve ever had the misfortune to go on. The flame was delayed and there was like an hour and a bit wait (felt like a million years) and the kids were a nightmare. So PSA: if you’re a parent helper, then bloody well help!
@@mitymitmad80if I were a teacher, I'd probably do headcounts more often than that, keeping kids under control and from getting lost on a trip is probably a nightmare
Ouch, that one hurt. I've used that one. Just recently had to send two kids to the office. Another kid came up to me and I said no more paperwork. :D In my defence, he was fine.
Once a friend at my school broke 3 fingers while playing net ball and the teacher gave him detention for making up excuses not to play and even worse he had to do through the whole rest of the day with 3 broken fingers. When he got home hos parents took him to hospital to have an xray and he had 3 broken fingers!
Before we get off the bus, I'd like to make something clear, you're representing the school here guys. Any bad behaviour will not be tolerated by me. You're in a public space, it's dangerous, so I am not kidding around when I say I will not tolerate misbehaving" my teacher before we got kicked out of behind the scenes tour of Marvel Stadium
Always loved the excuse of no matter what year group you were in, the teacher expected you to act some particular way based on maturity of current grade. "Come on, you're not preppies anymore, you're grade 2s. Act like one!" This dynamic somehow carried into high school...
I understand it is the first day back at school for the year but you're year 8's you should act like it. You've had a week to rejust to school. It's been what? 3 Weeks? Stop acting like it's you're first day back. We're almost at the end of term 1 but you still behave like the year just started. I understand that it is the first day back of term 2 but it's only been 2 weeks since the end of term one. Rinse and repeat until the end of the year and then it repeats the next year until you've reached the end probably.
@@lodle2919 the comment i made was based on my experiences, I can't speak for yours but you can't say "that never happens" when you have not had my experiences
Things from school trips we all remember: Waking up at 7AM The teacher with some massive ass coffee cup in the morning The bus ride being noisy af Everyone breaking up into their own groups and disobeying the teachers Everyone had a bega cheese stick (that's one for aussies) Everyone had a sandwich in a brown bag Them orange vests the teachers wear
I am literally watching this the night before I take a group of my students out on an overnight trip and can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Also pray that I live through the next two days. OTL
You forgot when the teacher says.. "Out of all of my teaching, this is my favourite class." Even tho they say it to each class that they have ever taught
“Ive been teaching for 109 years and ive never seen such disrespect on a school trip“ This one right officer Also her guilt tripping the students despite them bot wanting to go on tje first place.. * chefs kiss*
But for real though, school age kids can be real shits though and I can't blame teachers for getting pushed a bit far that their professionalism breaks down a little. I worked at my old high school for a couple years doing IT tech support and it really opened my eyes.
Teachers would say the day before not to bring any money because there won't be any shops, then the bus stops at a servo for fuel which happens to have a maccas next to it and I'm the only one without money
One thing Lachlan got spot on that I really appreciate, even though it was satire-- teachers are often doing this on their own time and almost always on their own money. Literally the only thing usually provided by the school is the bus. Teachers don't get paid for the extra time they spend with the students making sure they get home, and they will always face a situation where they have to dig into their own pockets at some point for the students. I enjoy school trips as a teacher because I like seeing new things but I dread the sum of money that I will eventually have to spend never to be compensated for it.
Imagine in the future a bunch of kids go om a school trip to space the teacher is like "HOW MANY TIMES STAY ON THE GROUND' Students" BUT SIR WERE IN SPACE!
According to the comments, this was an authentic Australian experience...lol... Growing up in California in the 90s, our talks usually had to do with "Now don't go in this area because there's gang members." The fear of gangs was everywhere. Gangs were the Coronavirus of the 90s.
Ah yes, the good old times of being a kid and thinking you were allowed to have fun on a school trip, followed up by 3 hour bus driving where the teacher screams at you for having a smartphone, followed up by you having to walk behind a guide for another 3 hours, not being allowed to do anything outside the sight-range of the teacher, and then going home, driving another 3 hours. fun days
"I've been teaching for 109 years and I've never, ever seen behavior like this" every teacher ever
fr literally every teacher, i remember when i was in primary tho everyone was being loud and the teacher started crying
Ikr
Every single time my students piss me off I call them the worst behaved in the school.. NO OTHER CLASS IS THIS BAD.. I teach 4 different grades the same day and at least 3 grades hear this on any given day 😂
My old teacher used to call us 'miserable toads' and that 'if you were horses I'd have put you down ages ago'
Legit things he said
@@leeka8184 my teacher was really nice but one really sucked we started talking in the hallway and we weren’t loud either and the teacher came out screaming PLEASE QUIET DOWN.we were in elementary and ye... didn’t know what happened there
You forgot the infamous: “behave, you are representing the school”
I got my school banned from a place we went to
@@4nd3rzzon how lmao
@@wb6mc129 we were standing and climbing up in a water slide and I slipped and hit my head and blacked out when I got down I looked like a drunkard
omg yes
I went to a Christian school so they also told us we were representing God 🤣
Lachlan portrays every aspect of a slightly stressed out teacher during a field trip _perfectly_
the way he says 'in all my years of teaching' just sent me back to highschool
LMAO
It always begins as " _slightly_ stressed out"...
Poor Lachlan gives "stressed teacher" vibes in most vids tbh
That’s because he is a teacher
The teacher didn’t say “it’s a privilege to be here “ inaccurate
When in fact, almost everyone really doesn’t want to be there🤦♀️
I’ve never heard Australian teachers say that :c
@@Nuingviurgnvuirtnvuinrt you’re very lucky then lol
Then they say to each other “it’s not a right it’s a privilege, these kids don’t know how lucky they are.”
Lol my teachers always say that
The sequel: every student on a school trip
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The kid who you're always waiting for when you're only stopping "for five minutes"
@@Clembo the kid that needs to go to the bathroom
"I've been teaching for 109 years and I have never, ever, seen behaviour like this" was way too real.
🤣🤣🤣truuueeee
Now I'm starting to suspect my class were NOT the worst class to ever exist in history... 🤔🤔
they say that evary time and every shcool trip are the same. So I guess they have.
teacers are pussys.
@@mihan2d fr.. seems unreal
Yeah
I swear there is always one kid who gets hurt. No matter where you go.
"Hurt"
That's me. I'm that kid during school trips.
Can confirm got concussion on a field trip where we went to different churches
That was me 😬
Yeah on trip we took to a bunch of sinkholes, the trail went across this creek and this kid kept jumping back and forth from land to the rock to land. Then he fell and left a huge scrape on his leg all bloody and dropped his phone in the water. Then the rest of us weren’t allowed to cross it any longer
There’s always the one kid who’s parent volunteers and they have to stand there awkwardly while their mum tells everyone off
Never experienced that
Hats off to that mum doing a damned good job for no pay. I’ve had parent helpers who swan off taking their kid (and only their kid) to meet this and that dignitary for a photo 🙄 I never asked that mum to come on a trip again. She was the absolute pits. Left myself, a teacher’s aide and another parent to look after 23 prep/one students on a road waiting to see the Olympic flame come by. It was the shittiest excursion I’ve ever had the misfortune to go on. The flame was delayed and there was like an hour and a bit wait (felt like a million years) and the kids were a nightmare. So PSA: if you’re a parent helper, then bloody well help!
@@andreagriffiths3512 its the type that are obsessed with punishment and authority
Lmao yeah, I'm so glad my mom never had the time to do that
@@andreagriffiths3512 If you want proper help then pay people lol. If people are nice enough to come help for free then whatever they do is a bonus
The word "head-count" is said by the teachers atleast 40 times.
In one hour.
Accurate considering headcounts are meant to be every 15min
@BenguinGuy Can't blame them. If an idiot student wanders off and gets into trouble or gets lost its the teacher who is going to get punished.
Yes
@@mitymitmad80 60 / 15 = 4
40 > 4
@@mitymitmad80if I were a teacher, I'd probably do headcounts more often than that, keeping kids under control and from getting lost on a trip is probably a nightmare
You forgot the situation of
"Sir sir, jiminy is dying"
"He better not, i don't want to do the paperwork."
Ouch, that one hurt. I've used that one.
Just recently had to send two kids to the office. Another kid came up to me and I said no more paperwork. :D
In my defence, he was fine.
@@timhaast i told my teacher my freind was dying and they told me to tell them to walk it off
@@alexzanderanderson1926 nothing a paper towel can't fix
Once a friend at my school broke 3 fingers while playing net ball and the teacher gave him detention for making up excuses not to play and even worse he had to do through the whole rest of the day with 3 broken fingers. When he got home hos parents took him to hospital to have an xray and he had 3 broken fingers!
As a 126 year old teacher, I feel Lachlan deserved a slight bit more respect here.
As a 138 year old teacher I disagree as lachlan is Australian
Are you two actually old teachers?
@@comic569
Are you actually questioning the wise?
@@comic569 yea they are they were my teachers
Wait, you assume, he started teaching at 17?)
Before we get off the bus, I'd like to make something clear, you're representing the school here guys. Any bad behaviour will not be tolerated by me. You're in a public space, it's dangerous, so I am not kidding around when I say I will not tolerate misbehaving" my teacher before we got kicked out of behind the scenes tour of Marvel Stadium
I still can't believe they changed the name to Marvel Stadium...
@@MafiaCow01 what was it before?
@@chrisw4997 etihad stadium i think
@@goodgoomba And it used to be called the Telstra Dome before that.
Teacher was right, kids are feral nowadays.
the teacher didn't say "remember you're representing the school", inaccurate
Oh god our teacher always said this....
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So true
LMAO so trueeeeee
Literally every single time.
I hated that alot.
“Mr. Smith, I don’t have a partner. Can I be your partner?”
“No, go make a group of three. *under breath* fuck that..”
As a teacher, I felt that.
“Mr. Smith, I don’t have a partner. Can I be your partner?”
“No go make a group of three, fuck that”
We all had this teacher at least once
tbh he made him a favour there imagine being remembered as the teacher's partner
I AM this teacher
i loved being in a group of three cause if you partner with the teacher your gonna get laughed at
PE teacher for suuuure
Gabriel Collin Lmao especially for the dance unit
Always loved the excuse of no matter what year group you were in, the teacher expected you to act some particular way based on maturity of current grade.
"Come on, you're not preppies anymore, you're grade 2s. Act like one!"
This dynamic somehow carried into high school...
You're not in primary school anymore...
You're not in year 7 anymore...
You're nearly adults...
Also, you’re [insert year or grade] not [take the number on the year /grade] years old
I understand it is the first day back at school for the year but you're year 8's you should act like it.
You've had a week to rejust to school.
It's been what? 3 Weeks? Stop acting like it's you're first day back.
We're almost at the end of term 1 but you still behave like the year just started.
I understand that it is the first day back of term 2 but it's only been 2 weeks since the end of term one.
Rinse and repeat until the end of the year and then it repeats the next year until you've reached the end probably.
omg, the phrase "I said stick to the grass area!" haunts my dreams
Or "Stay with the class. We're not going into the gift shop."
I pissed myself just at the kid looking back at him haha
'Don't walk on the grass'
;-;
If your teacher starts a sentence with "I've been teaching for..." BUCKLE UP
There's always that one kid yelling out: "hey look what I found" and the whole class runs over
@I Am KevinBB no
And turns out it was a lizard and all the boys tried to scare the girl off.
@I Am KevinBB stfu
thats me cause i always found the coolest shit like a fucking rusty knife
No??
Teachers: “oh you brought your own money to buy something? Did you bring enough for everyone?”
darcy did a great job as a reflective jacket! I swear his acting gets better each week
Truly a pro of pros.
That's funny
What
Lachlan is wearing Darcy? ->
I look for this joke every time there's a skit without Darcy and its never not funny
1:10 “who said you can buy snacks from the store”
So relatable
The gestured scale that the teacher uses to signal how pissed they are is accurate as
I thought it was just my PE teacher that did this, didn't realise it was a universal trait
@@s.baldrick3807 Guilty, I've done it. Pretty sure I picked it up from my first supervising teacher as well.
"Im coming here for you on my own time..."
Oh my goodness how many times ive heard that from group leaders
Sob
the sequel: all the things a teacher wishes they could say
That's already been done by frenchy
@@BowOneFire Jimi Jackson did the same Fairban films video after they posted tho
@@BowOneFire
And in the sequel to that video Lachlan and Jackson was in it aswell
PLEASE
The "This is where I should have had it, and this is where I had it, up to here." Line is 10000% something a teacher would say. Incredible writing.
Where’s the part where the whole class gets punished for a small group misbehaving and everyone has to apologize to the owners?
That only happened in your field trip.
This bull crap 🤦♀️ it also happens on normal school days and I find it irritating
@@lodle2919 it has happened on some of the field trips at my school
@@sessa9843 That never happens.
@@lodle2919 the comment i made was based on my experiences, I can't speak for yours but you can't say "that never happens" when you have not had my experiences
As a teacher, this is the most hilarious and absolutely accurate shit ive ever seen
Another teacher, same :)
Are you both over a hundred years old?
Don’t forget the “SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TURN THIS BUS AROUND!”
I read this in one of my teachers voices 😂
@@adisgracecalledgrace4580 Oh same! I can relate so much
“I once had a student who was leaning on his chair and he fell back and hit his head” every teacher ever.
😂😂
Things from school trips we all remember:
Waking up at 7AM
The teacher with some massive ass coffee cup in the morning
The bus ride being noisy af
Everyone breaking up into their own groups and disobeying the teachers
Everyone had a bega cheese stick (that's one for aussies)
Everyone had a sandwich in a brown bag
Them orange vests the teachers wear
bega cheese slices dominate sandwich
Wow, 7 am, u really like to sleep in!
@@_oliver.schmidt right? It was at least 5am for us lmao
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@@devonn11 I don't see justin y
There’s always the kid with a load of cash that buys the whole shop and doesn’t share with anyone
Wasn’t enough teachers trying to give you the history of literally everything you see, completely inaccurate
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That’s so annoying idk why they need to give us the lectures. The staff members at the place can do that
@@ninjaspider21 I know dude it sucks
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"This is where I should have to have it and this is where I have had it!"
Brilliant! I'm using this on my patients from now on. 🤣
GUYS BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR, YOU ARE REPRESENTING THE SCHOOL!
Ah, yes! And no one ever does. LMAO!!!
“Remember YOU are REPRESENTING the ENTIRE SCHOOL”
you obviously forgot the "if you don't behave we are never gonna go on a school trip EVER"
The students after hearing this: "Oh no! Anyways,"
I am literally watching this the night before I take a group of my students out on an overnight trip and can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
Also pray that I live through the next two days. OTL
How was it?
they never made it back
@@chemonro8001 RIP
I'm back! And it was 1) one of the worst experiences of my life 2) part of the reason I left and found a new job! 😂🤣😭😭
Some kids would do whatever they want and not get caught, then as soon as I do something remotely bad I got told off
Ur probably in year 5 based on your comment
Yeah because they've given up on those kids
He’s been teaching for 109 years, the man probably taught the queen. He deserves a little bit of respect.
You forgot when the teacher says..
"Out of all of my teaching, this is my favourite class."
Even tho they say it to each class that they have ever taught
Or vice versa
I lost it after the statement, 'I've been teaching for 109 years' 😂😭🤣
wait if melony is here, is this part of the fairbairn cinimatic universe
Prequel
And isn't Melony their crush. So the 109 years old but young looking teacher's crush in this case.
Gross.
@@papaya8634 or that's his father
@@papaya8634 so basically Twilight but it's australian
@@yukinofairytail7137 Yes. It's Lachward.
bro he completely nailed that teacher intonation
“Ive been teaching for 109 years and ive never seen such disrespect on a school trip“
This one right officer
Also her guilt tripping the students despite them bot wanting to go on tje first place.. * chefs kiss*
I had a stroke trying to understand this
Yeah the guilt tripping by teachers pissed me off back then. And now looking back I only realise how terrible it is by them.
But for real though, school age kids can be real shits though and I can't blame teachers for getting pushed a bit far that their professionalism breaks down a little. I worked at my old high school for a couple years doing IT tech support and it really opened my eyes.
Do you mean him?
@@Matty217
It isn’t terrible dude. You try teaching 20 kids stuff on your own without getting pissed. Ain’t easy.
Omg the rant at 2:02 is giving me flashbacks to memories I didn’t even know I had
Teachers would say the day before not to bring any money because there won't be any shops, then the bus stops at a servo for fuel which happens to have a maccas next to it and I'm the only one without money
We always had a limit of €5 or €10 we could bring
i was like tf is maccas then i realised this is australian
My teacher must have thought my family was poor or something because she gave me money to spend.
EVERY TIME
One thing Lachlan got spot on that I really appreciate, even though it was satire-- teachers are often doing this on their own time and almost always on their own money. Literally the only thing usually provided by the school is the bus. Teachers don't get paid for the extra time they spend with the students making sure they get home, and they will always face a situation where they have to dig into their own pockets at some point for the students. I enjoy school trips as a teacher because I like seeing new things but I dread the sum of money that I will eventually have to spend never to be compensated for it.
“I’ve been teaching for 109 years!” 💀💀 they always bring up how long they’ve been teaching
"Put your blazers on, they're a symbol of the pride you have for the school"
Video idea: when you have to play with the neighbours kid
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Um
@@Tom37824 it’s a bot
@Budderscotch Ranger
But these guys takes would be Hilarious
oh my god the I'VE BEEN TEACHING FOR 109 YEARS rant was so fucking spot on fjsdlkfjs
"I want you all to remember that this is a privilege"
I didn't think the nostalgia would hit me this hard but it really did. I wanna go back to those good old days
there's always that one kid who voms on the bus too, and the teachers have them up the front on every trip after
“Flouting” ha ha too accurate.
Ahh, imagine the stress levels of those teachers
"Now while you're here you're representatives of Summerdale Primary School and you're expected to behave yourself."
“I’ve been teaching for 109 years.”
Every teacher
"This is where should have it. And this is where I have had it. Up to here." Just pure gold. I'll be using that in conversation.
Meet back here at 1 o’clock
Students: ok 1am bye bye
I love how his mood slowly escalates throughout the video. From a calm and composed teacher to one who swears at the kids.
"I told you to stick to ground"
That a serious tip if you're in Australia
Imagine in the future a bunch of kids go om a school trip to space the teacher is like "HOW MANY TIMES STAY ON THE GROUND'
Students" BUT SIR WERE IN SPACE!
"I've been teaching for 109 years" sent me 🤣
When your school sees another school on the same school trip
2:06 is so accurate….had so many teachers say this
Video idea: when you break your friends toy at a sleep over
lol
yes
No
lachlan should've said " your behaviour has been quite appalling "
“I’ve been teaching for 109 years”😂😂
“ in my own time “
“ I’ve had it up to here “
SO ACCURATE
When you offer someone food but don't mean it
i just had one of absolute worst days of my life and i just wanna let u boys know how much i appreciate how pure and good this channel is ty ty
IDK IF THIS IS SPECIFIC TO AUSTRALIA BUT EVERYTHING WAS SO ACCURATE IM GETTING FLASHBACKS-
I swear, I’ve heard so many teachers give the “in all my years of teaching, I have never had a class be so disrespectful” speech.
They probs used to do that to guilt trip the students
Im pretty sure jackson said "but sir" because the character he was playing put his snacks on the bus and he needed to get them
Darcy’s acting as the climbing thing was fabulous, this guy is going places. 👏👏👏
Holy shit that lecture at the end brought up some repressed memories
" I've been teaching for 109 years!" I nearly fell off my bed from laughter! You guys are the greatest!
The only thing this was missing was a student telling the teacher "no hat no play"🤣🤣
Such a cool teacher
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"I've been teaching for 100 years and I have never ever seen a behaviour like this" literally every teacher
'I've been teaching for 109 years' 🤣🤣
'Rona kids will never know, you're doing a public service, if you could make it VR I'm sure they'd appreciate that
2:02 i laughed so hard at how accurate this is, they always end up dissapointed lol
OMFG!!! "Who said you can buy snacks" so fu**ing accurate😂😂😂😂
“Go and put your hair up” 🤣🤣😂
"I've been teaching for 109 years"
*Ah yes a typical boomer*
“I’ve been teaching for 109 years” I died hearing that
"Ive been teaching for 109 years and I've never seen behavior like this" is too true, even for a kiwi like myself
2:02 this is literally everyone’s teacher when someone acts up. This is so relatable 🤣
Am I the only one getting melon heist flashbacks when Lachlan is shouting "Melony"?
"I have been teaching for 2'099'1234 years, and I have never seen this level of behavior"
every teacher ever
WHY DID I START FEELING BAD WHEN LACHLAN WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'D USED HIS OWN TIME I...
"I've been teaching for 109 years," Yeah, they make it seem that way. LMAO!!!
According to the comments, this was an authentic Australian experience...lol... Growing up in California in the 90s, our talks usually had to do with "Now don't go in this area because there's gang members." The fear of gangs was everywhere. Gangs were the Coronavirus of the 90s.
The "I have never seen behavior like this part" is so true. We used to hear that on every school trip...
I died when he said "stick to grass area" and jaxon was literally standing on a grass area
this is 100% reflex to a teachers voice for me. I've been out of school for a few years yet I still feel like he taught me
Ah yes, the good old times of being a kid and thinking you were allowed to have fun on a school trip, followed up by 3 hour bus driving where the teacher screams at you for having a smartphone, followed up by you having to walk behind a guide for another 3 hours, not being allowed to do anything outside the sight-range of the teacher, and then going home, driving another 3 hours. fun days
-I was teaching here for 109 years-
And I came out of the GRAVE when I was 82