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  • @EXTREMELYCOOL
    @EXTREMELYCOOL 4 роки тому +159477

    Who are you

  • @crystalcalathea5188
    @crystalcalathea5188 4 роки тому +9084

    He literally said to teen girls “I know you might be insecure and obsess over your appearance, but don’t worry- guys are obsessing over your appearance”

    • @Camila-qm1vu
      @Camila-qm1vu 4 роки тому +1132

      Yes, its such a good idea to tell girls that boys are constantly picturing them naked, so now girls can be weirded out whenever they see someone looking at them.

    • @sophiesmiles5891
      @sophiesmiles5891 4 роки тому +279

      I’m a teen girl insecurely obsessing over myself and other girls lololol

    • @chasecamacho9726
      @chasecamacho9726 4 роки тому +463

      @New Kid speak for yourself dawg

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 роки тому +210

      @@sophiesmiles5891 Sis you'll realise it really means nothing when you're older. Dw about it and just have fun without checking to see if your hair looks right and stuff.

    • @romee5849
      @romee5849 4 роки тому +300

      @New Kid so hes a simp for??? not just caring about appearance? what???

  • @lucyjennifer5248
    @lucyjennifer5248 4 роки тому +6760

    A millennial using the phrase “Scrolling through the book” is a boomer cartoon’s wet dream

    • @emosisterz
      @emosisterz 4 роки тому +241

      I will admit that I came to the comments looking for someone to call this out. I am a millennial and an avid reader, so I had to laugh.

    • @nilen
      @nilen 4 роки тому +16

      Lydia Armstrong arent you a zoomer?

    • @emosisterz
      @emosisterz 4 роки тому +38

      @@nilen No, lol, I'm Gen Y. I was born in 1994.

    • @alecia4710
      @alecia4710 4 роки тому +173

      Lydia Armstrong yoomer

    • @emosisterz
      @emosisterz 4 роки тому +81

      @@alecia4710 There it is

  • @hillaryday2821
    @hillaryday2821 Рік тому +3131

    as someone (with boobs) i can confirm that it’s really annoying when i’m trying to text a boy but my boobs text him instead.

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 7 місяців тому +215

      A moment of silence for all those who's boobs gained sentience and began texting boys. Truly isn't talked about enough o7

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 7 місяців тому +60

      This is why you use text to speech

    • @basicnamebroski-tt7fd
      @basicnamebroski-tt7fd 6 місяців тому

      but what about when my boobs try to talk over me?? what then????

    • @Nina-wh6hb
      @Nina-wh6hb 6 місяців тому

      @@matthewbartlett3442my booby talk for me
      Help

    • @VampiricBard
      @VampiricBard 5 місяців тому +1

      @@matthewbartlett3442 Boob to speech*

  • @kphoria1009
    @kphoria1009 Рік тому +9443

    jake’s book was just nasty. telling middle schoolers about his sex life and acting like it’s okay to objectify women

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Рік тому

      I'd rather just objectify men and non binary individuals

    • @corvinstory
      @corvinstory Рік тому +51

      @@nekozombie not like thats any better what the hell

    • @kphoria1009
      @kphoria1009 Рік тому +39

      @@corvinstory what did they say 💀

    • @corvinstory
      @corvinstory Рік тому +215

      @@kphoria1009 i can't remember exactly but it was some bullshit about it instead being about objectifying other identities or smt

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +74

      Yeah, that shit’s not cool and ultimately fucked up.
      I hope someone got that reference.

  • @neabby
    @neabby 4 роки тому +4363

    Maybe it's just me, but Jake's book just gives off the vibe of how a sexual predator thinks? "Never take no for an answer, it's yours you just have to take it"-mindset. Uncomfortable af

    • @umemasiddiqui8576
      @umemasiddiqui8576 4 роки тому +57

      Logan? or Jake? have both brothers written books? lmao

    • @ValD98
      @ValD98 4 роки тому +254

      It's also bad business advice. Perhaps a sign he's had it way too easy.

    • @neabby
      @neabby 4 роки тому +17

      @@umemasiddiqui8576 oh was gonna write the surname, thanks lol

    • @mujtabashahh
      @mujtabashahh 4 роки тому +13

      Bro, you're channel is almost as old as UA-cam itself, that's crazy

    • @isabelleanderson3618
      @isabelleanderson3618 4 роки тому +4

      Nea I was thinking the same thing

  • @brennaeakin9623
    @brennaeakin9623 4 роки тому +10568

    can we just talk about how problematic it is for jake paul to be giving sex advice to girls about boys to 10 year old kids

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 роки тому +222

      I agree with your statement and sentiment entirely...cheeses! pls no, sex experiences from this womanizer knucklehead (whos not even good at scamming...that should tell u something) are just...*shivers*... a big NO-No. lets hope the readers cringe at it after grow up into pre-teen hood.
      then again, i loathe the term "problematic"... thanks to twitter :-/

    • @remoove7231
      @remoove7231 4 роки тому +248

      Randall Paquet Hes also mentioned that his fan base his mostly twelve year olds during interviews. He knows who he’s playing to

    • @jsmit9484
      @jsmit9484 4 роки тому +64

      Like, how is the even legal haha. Or more in the mainstream media

    • @anodosarcade7355
      @anodosarcade7355 4 роки тому +91

      Hes grooming his followers lol

    • @azairamc
      @azairamc 4 роки тому +130

      He made it seem like all girls and guys enjoy the exact same thing and he tried to give advice as if he was speaking for all humans in that gender binary. Let alone to KIDS!?!

  • @Kebbysheepman
    @Kebbysheepman Рік тому +5792

    Sometimes when I feel self conscious about my writing I come back to this video to remind myself that, no matter what I write, it will never be as horrendous as whatever Jake Paul spat out onto those pages. Good god.

    • @alltoounwell9132
      @alltoounwell9132 Рік тому +103

      haha!! i hope your writing is going good! i’m also a writer!!

    • @6023barath
      @6023barath Рік тому +61

      Exactly, I got the same feeling as well! I know my writing needs some work but atleast I'm better than whatever crap this was lol.

    • @everydaysquared3003
      @everydaysquared3003 Рік тому +31

      That's such good motivation

    • @yougotthecrowbar
      @yougotthecrowbar Рік тому +38

      id also recommend watching a review of some of Onision's books, because jesus christ what a confidence boost

    • @BillyBeanie
      @BillyBeanie Рік тому +15

      I thought I was a terrible author but know I feel a bit better knowing I’m better than Jake Paul

  • @twineberry
    @twineberry Рік тому +2092

    Gabby Hanna’s book feels like if tumblr and “I’m 14 and this is deep” had a kid

    • @heidihanna3131
      @heidihanna3131 Рік тому +57

      Fun fact: My dad confessed the other day that I was almost named Gabby 😐

    • @Chilloutlilbro
      @Chilloutlilbro Рік тому +12

      @@heidihanna3131 ok? That’s not really a needed or related reply and it’s not that crazy. Sorry I guess but why?

    • @heidihanna3131
      @heidihanna3131 Рік тому +76

      @@Chilloutlilbro because I would've been named Gabby Hanna too and it made me laugh

    • @0aktr
      @0aktr Рік тому +64

      ​@@Chilloutlilbro why do you sound upset 😭😭

    • @adamco42
      @adamco42 Рік тому +68

      ​​​@@Chilloutlilbroher last name is "Hanna" so her full name would have been "Gabby Hanna" she's embarrassed that she almost shared a full name with Gabby Hanna

  • @withle7502
    @withle7502 4 роки тому +8482

    Jake’s book reads like a third grader writing an “about me” paper after coming back from summer vacation

    • @bearambles.
      @bearambles. 4 роки тому +25

      HAHAHA

    • @Diana-mu7pc
      @Diana-mu7pc 4 роки тому +211

      Hopefully third graders aren't gettin around like that though...

    • @bearambles.
      @bearambles. 4 роки тому +37

      @@Diana-mu7pc IM-

    • @ruthizred9090
      @ruthizred9090 4 роки тому +92

      and some Wattpad fanfiction about his sex life thrown in there

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 4 роки тому +14

      If that whole summer vacation was spent trying to be the baby version of Barney stenson

  • @randomname1269
    @randomname1269 4 роки тому +9812

    “hey i know i’m 19 but i’m going to talk graphically about sex when i know my audience is a bunch of minors”

    • @epicremarc
      @epicremarc 4 роки тому +1118

      “Whattup I’m Jake, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to not be a creepy asshole”

    • @ojjokie
      @ojjokie 4 роки тому +75

      wait jakes nineteen whag

    • @autismprison
      @autismprison 4 роки тому +137

      bella uwu he’s 23

    • @TiffanyRock
      @TiffanyRock 4 роки тому +272

      bella uwu he wrote it when he was nineteen because in the about me chapter thing it said he’s 19

    • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
      @thegreensunsetgroup2501 4 роки тому +91

      _slams two dolls together_

  • @AmbitiousDucks
    @AmbitiousDucks Рік тому +1310

    “I’m wearing sweatpants and I just had a pb&j smoothie” homeboy really tried to vlog through a book
    (….book vlog = blog… 🤯 )

    • @jinsoulful
      @jinsoulful Рік тому +68

      ur on to something pal

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 11 місяців тому +19

      Maybe he's the type who tried to scroll through the story when he read a book for the first time.

    • @abigailc8829
      @abigailc8829 10 місяців тому +7

      Bvlog? Lmao

    • @hyalophora
      @hyalophora 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@abigailc8829im trying so hard to pronounce that

    • @abigailc8829
      @abigailc8829 7 місяців тому +4

      @@hyalophora I guess it would be kind of like the German "pf" sound? Or you could just say buhvlog.

  • @JStack
    @JStack 10 місяців тому +575

    6:41 how have we all moved past the fact Jake was attracted to cars before girls

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 8 місяців тому +35

      Because that’s normal

    • @Knightgob
      @Knightgob 7 місяців тому +8

      That's just how we work

    • @ekuude
      @ekuude 4 місяці тому +47

      Usually in middle age this happens again and men lose interest in women and go back to cars

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm Місяць тому +1

      Because only one of them goes vroom vroom.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Місяць тому +5

      You weren't?

  • @kellenknight1421
    @kellenknight1421 4 роки тому +2176

    "She was *insert hair color* and had an athletic body-- exactly my type."

    • @animelover-vj6qy
      @animelover-vj6qy 4 роки тому +103

      Ikr. God that was so annoying I rolled my eyes so much they fell out of my head.

    • @GenophefeElisabeth
      @GenophefeElisabeth 4 роки тому +6

      Damn, I'd try to get a date with a girl like that if I was you

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 роки тому +62

      She had red eyes and the body of a spider. Exacly my type.

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 роки тому +7

      @@legrandliseurtri7495 run

    • @keithknight1665
      @keithknight1665 3 роки тому +4

      Ahh the female me hello Kellen

  • @1dr_wall769
    @1dr_wall769 4 роки тому +16423

    "I'm just a 30-year-old 15-year-old!" is the best description of influencers ever

    • @JN-ug5ky
      @JN-ug5ky 4 роки тому +77

      R. Kelly is that you?

    • @doubtyea
      @doubtyea 4 роки тому +45

      @@JN-ug5ky o look drakes here too neat

    • @JoeMama-wg5nw
      @JoeMama-wg5nw 4 роки тому +7

      BecauseSCIENCE!!! Who are you

    • @VioletZCato
      @VioletZCato 4 роки тому +16

      I couldn't stop laughing at that one
      such a perfect description

    • @xFalsify
      @xFalsify 4 роки тому +24

      as a 27-year-old who always refers to myself as being 12... the math checks out. :D

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk 9 місяців тому +63

    as a minor and someone who has a uterus, i had to fully take a few minutes to process things after hearing the whole 'guys are obsessed with what girls look like naked' thing because, what the actual fuck. thats genuinely so gross. gotta be some of the most vile shit ive ever heard. like, we are already paranoid enough about sexual harassment and being objectified, ive heard boys my age talk about the girls in some of the most mortifyingly shocking disgusting ways, so for jake paul to preach that to his fanbase of mainly 12-13 y/o children basically trying to say that its okay is so genuinely disgusting to me

    • @seventyseven1977
      @seventyseven1977 9 місяців тому +14

      Honestly, don’t trust no one lol.
      As a dude, I can confirm that other dudes are weird. Me, personally, I’m not big into the whole “look that girl is hot” thing. I don’t get it at all.
      If girls were judging me based on how I look, I would be really mad. So I don’t wanna do it to other people because I don’t want people to do it to me.
      Plus, the Paul brothers suck. And the only actual Paul brother fans are fetuses and crypto bros. And normal people don’t like people like that.
      My general advice: carry a weapon, look intimidating, watch everyone around you, don’t travel to suspicious areas, and don’t put yourself in situations where bad things could happen.
      Sucks we gotta do this to be safe, but the world ain’t perfect so we gotta do what we gotta do.
      Have a good day.
      (Also, most guys I know are similar to me. All of what jake is saying is total bullshit. The only guys who are gonna be doing that, you probably already know who they are and what they look like. I hate them as well they are super annoying.)

  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions Рік тому +825

    - tyler oakley's had a really interesting perspective on eating disorders, and was the thing that got me interested in learning about mental illnesses and neurodivergence
    - dan and phil's was like rhet and link's, and i found it very interactive and cute, however it was definitely written with their younger audience in mind
    - shane dawson's made me uncomfortable

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Рік тому +200

      -Shane Dawson makes me uncomfortable

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 Рік тому +125

      I agree on the Dan and Phil thing. I got both their books when they were released (I was small and rly rly loved them). They still hold up today imo as having a lot of personality and fun, and you could tell they put genuine care into them both
      I haven't read Shane Dawson's but I assume it also makes me uncomfortsble

    • @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242
      @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242 10 місяців тому +46

      shane dawsons book got several short films made as adaptations of it, all of which made me unbelievably uncomfortable, so i reckon the book is just as bad

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Місяць тому

      Shane Dawson’s books are like onision’s books. Any self-admittance of having survived really intense child ab*se really pales in comparison to how much they hate women and ... “love” children 🤮

  • @alikat_2078
    @alikat_2078 3 роки тому +3980

    The fact that jake made a whole book about girls, is disgusting on its own. It makes it even worse that his main audience is like literally 9

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 3 роки тому +250

      He’s also literally addressing how they’re in middle school and guys probably wanna see them naked like wtf

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 3 роки тому +88

      @@merrybright5732 yea it's disgusting

    • @carlzjr7169
      @carlzjr7169 3 роки тому +120

      fr, he was talking about seeing under girls' clothes like, wtf

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 3 роки тому +60

      @@carlzjr7169 ikr! that's so disgusting

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +25

      Ikr wtf

  • @Pancakes1128
    @Pancakes1128 4 роки тому +10462

    hearing about how jake lost his virginity has ruined my entire day

    • @ozbornn3
      @ozbornn3 4 роки тому +401

      I would like this comment but I haven't finished the video yet.. let the day ruining begin

    • @user-xm2nb7qj1t
      @user-xm2nb7qj1t 4 роки тому +139

      @@ozbornn3 I haven't watched the video either yet, but I liked the comment regardless.
      I'm also going to like the video itself despite not having watched it yet.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому +67

      Imagine how the girl felt!

    • @miniaturiz3s
      @miniaturiz3s 4 роки тому +456

      I feel so bad for the girl he mentioned. How embarrassing would it be to not only do that with Jake, but also have it be written and published to the general public of 8-year-olds.

    • @roqu0794
      @roqu0794 4 роки тому +63

      I had puke in my mouth

  • @jessicad4364
    @jessicad4364 9 місяців тому +216

    Ah yes as a girl I remember even through puberty “clothes, hair, makeup, and jewelry” were my main focus and not ballet and science. 💀

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 8 місяців тому +9

      I mean I liked clothes hair makeup and jewelry….. 😕 it’s not a bad thing to like those things. The point is not ALL girls like those things. And the bigger issue is just him being sexist and objectifying women. You don’t need to prove that you have different or better interests…

    • @jessicad4364
      @jessicad4364 8 місяців тому +37

      @@maddieb.4282 it was a joke because it’s a blanket statement. Like saying boys like “cars, gym, and boobs” doesn’t mean it isn’t true it’s just a blanket statement. It’s ok if they do like cars or if they don’t but do not assume I’m against someone else liking things that I don’t have much of an interest in. To say my interests are better is odd and insinuates the interests he listed aren’t good? My interests are different but that does not mean they are better the whole point was to show blanket statements do not apply to everyone.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 8 місяців тому +22

      @@maddieb.4282 how did you misinterpret their comment so massively lmao

    • @TimeTravelingFetus
      @TimeTravelingFetus 2 місяці тому +3

      Boy, I remember thinking about what girls looked like with all that science removed

  • @ellaedmondson1873
    @ellaedmondson1873 Рік тому +601

    I feel like through this book he is constantly trying to prove to us that he has in fact actually talked to a girl before

    • @janjanbinks1710
      @janjanbinks1710 Рік тому +82

      "Yeah bro I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school" energy

  • @illegalsubstance953
    @illegalsubstance953 4 роки тому +4884

    Gabbie Hannahs book is the physical representation of r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @vampire_6
      @vampire_6 4 роки тому +133

      Lmao i wish that was the case. The stuff she writes aren't even "sad" or "deep" its like shes almost making fun of the reader for buying the "book"

    • @tinopreldakaj
      @tinopreldakaj 4 роки тому +150

      And Jake Paul’s book is r/ihavesex lol

    • @Geoffrey454
      @Geoffrey454 4 роки тому +4

      @@vampire_6 did you buy it? Have you read it?

    • @vampire_6
      @vampire_6 4 роки тому +14

      @@Geoffrey454 Yes lmao was bored

    • @tinopreldakaj
      @tinopreldakaj 4 роки тому +10

      simp 유 r/im14andthisisdeep is stuff that’s supposed to be deep but isn’t lol

  • @garfield5316
    @garfield5316 4 роки тому +4784

    i’ve never heard a better description of youtuber book youtubers than “i’m just a 30 year old 15 year old”

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 4 роки тому +11

      Fr made me cackle

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 4 роки тому +55

      Basically the title _Adultolescence_ in a nutshell. Like no, Gabbie is 29 years old, it's just plain adult.

    • @user-ce1ns4xh9p
      @user-ce1ns4xh9p 3 роки тому +10

      @@s29nv1sr1 she's that old??? bruh

    • @NAANotAnAndroid
      @NAANotAnAndroid 3 роки тому

      when did muffins have tails?

  • @duck_with_a_knife5615
    @duck_with_a_knife5615 7 місяців тому +77

    Rhett and Link are really good with UA-camr books. They came out with another book called The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek, this one being an original story. From what I know, they got a writer to help them execute it, but other than that, it came entirely from both of their minds, and one of the characters is a tribute to their childhood friend who passed before they started their channel. I think it’s well written, fun, and entertaining. Goes to show all you need to make a good book is actually wanting to do it in the first place and putting in the right amount of effort and heart. (And a certain degree of talent, of course. Writing is deceptively hard.)

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 Місяць тому +4

      I would trust Rhett and Link with literally anything

  • @FreeStyle786
    @FreeStyle786 Рік тому +390

    That fact that Jake Paul’s “book” has a 4.1/5 on Amazon and most the comments are parents mentioning buying this for this kids (especially daughters) just blows my mind 🤯and makes me sick 🤒 😬

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh 9 місяців тому +10

      your pfp fits

    • @FreeStyle786
      @FreeStyle786 9 місяців тому +11

      @@koiifsh yeah, it sums it up quite nicely

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold 9 місяців тому +15

      @@FreeStyle786Honestly skill issue on the parents part

  • @meradithvannoord1502
    @meradithvannoord1502 4 роки тому +10148

    imagine being a tree and growing for years and years to be cut down and be made into jake or gabby’s book

    • @solidmoonbeams8939
      @solidmoonbeams8939 4 роки тому +379

      Stop! I’m gonna have nightmares!

    • @spence98
      @spence98 4 роки тому +298

      yes and to have only like two words on an otherwise blank page
      i was like WHAT A WASTE

    • @Anr1231
      @Anr1231 4 роки тому +16

      Hahah 🥺✌🏼 ..aww

    • @avantikaarvind4725
      @avantikaarvind4725 4 роки тому +87

      Or onision's

    • @caramel9914
      @caramel9914 4 роки тому +60

      This made me cry

  • @sophiasampson786
    @sophiasampson786 4 роки тому +3440

    I'm so confused why Jake's book was so sexual in tone. Like who was this marketed for??

    • @HolyShinta
      @HolyShinta 4 роки тому +278

      I guess his advisors told him "Just write about the stuff you think about. Write down what's on your mind!" and he took it way too literal

    • @mattheww7846
      @mattheww7846 4 роки тому +19

      Teenage boys

    • @digbyalthoff1893
      @digbyalthoff1893 4 роки тому +93

      Bro teenage boys read way ahead of this dudes writing level 😂 bro we're in highschool reading shit by Charles Dickens. I'm not saying we like it, but we wouldn't read Jake Paul's shit book.

    • @sirenityaddams
      @sirenityaddams 4 роки тому +68

      I’m gonna assume it was marketed to shirtless Jake Paul.

    • @FiniteInteractive
      @FiniteInteractive 4 роки тому +7

      Marketed for.. uh.

  • @scylla5867
    @scylla5867 Рік тому +266

    Gabbie Hannah's book is like she read 1 single page of a Rupi Kaur book and thought she'd become the next Edgar Alan Poe

    • @EnderPanReigns
      @EnderPanReigns 3 місяці тому +4

      to be fair rupi kaur's books don't measure up so well either

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Місяць тому

      “I really liked the drawings” knowing she ripped the art uncredited from her sister, womp womp 💀

  • @eddiemurfitt9660
    @eddiemurfitt9660 Рік тому +251

    "when I decipher the lyrics, they're mostly about stuff that is happening or has happened to those guys" jake that is quite literally the sole purpose a rap song has to serve

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 8 місяців тому +1

      I mean you could also talk about overarching concepts or topical issues or a story about someone else…. Rap is just storytelling and it can be done in any number of formats. Doesn’t negate the fact that Jake is a dumbass but you know

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 2 місяці тому +15

      I'd argue that's what a lot of songs are about 😂

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 місяці тому +3

      or ANY music ever

  • @kyliestruble6962
    @kyliestruble6962 4 роки тому +10586

    Jake Paul’s book reminded me of the “you’ve never felt the highs and lows, triumphs and defeats of high school football” Riverdale scene

    • @scout669
      @scout669 4 роки тому +414

      That's it, that's the entire book.

    • @silviii9681
      @silviii9681 4 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weronikajuszczak369
      @weronikajuszczak369 4 роки тому +111

      You forgot the word ePiC

    • @moralebooster8437
      @moralebooster8437 4 роки тому +94

      Hahaha I've never even seen Riverdale but your discription made me laugh so much

    • @edsterrock
      @edsterrock 4 роки тому +8

      OMG you are spot on 😂😂😂😂

  • @pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss
    @pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss 4 роки тому +35240

    Jake Paul straight up wrote a fanfic about himself and published it

    • @andreasgjerrild8796
      @andreasgjerrild8796 4 роки тому +97

      Rahaf M.N. Fax

    • @GodChaotic
      @GodChaotic 4 роки тому +1654

      Wait till you read Lele Pon's book lol, in her book she literally sets her friend's paper on fire because she was jealous, and somehow was the victim

    • @TT-iv5iz
      @TT-iv5iz 4 роки тому +67

      Nice Rachel oates reference

    • @imhumaniswear6736
      @imhumaniswear6736 4 роки тому +290

      Lol, you should look at onion boys books then

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo 4 роки тому +592

      Onision's 3 novels are 100% self-insert fanfiction where he is a big strong man, gets all the girls, and takes down terrorists with his kewl skateboard tricks.

  • @bbqwater23
    @bbqwater23 Рік тому +559

    Yeah, well, I was born 5 weeks early. The doctors even had to keep me there till they made sure my liver worked, cuz I came out all yellow. So beat that Jake!!

    • @finnster3276
      @finnster3276 Рік тому +65

      i was also yellow . we are yellow buddies .

    • @bbqwater23
      @bbqwater23 Рік тому +50

      @@finnster3276 ayyyy yellowfriends4life

    • @Swe3t_tooth
      @Swe3t_tooth Рік тому +33

      ayy jaundice pals

    • @vampir-7748
      @vampir-7748 4 місяці тому +6

      I was hooked up with all sorts of tubes and i was in an incubator and i was supposed to be born in spring but i was born in winter

    • @EnderPanReigns
      @EnderPanReigns 3 місяці тому +7

      wow i love to see all of the saffron babies coming together. how inspiring

  • @Iaminsideofyourwalls
    @Iaminsideofyourwalls Рік тому +54

    17:40 the subtitles uere say catholic instead of cathartic, making the quote "She defends most of these poems by talking about how catholic they were for her to write."

  • @emilyjones7653
    @emilyjones7653 4 роки тому +12426

    why did jake describe his sexual encounters in his book like a poorly written wattpad story😭😂

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 4 роки тому +1201

      His life is a poorly written wattpad story

    • @kelseychurch539
      @kelseychurch539 4 роки тому +56

      Ruby Red lmfaoo😂🙈

    • @missbeliever5133
      @missbeliever5133 4 роки тому +437

      That's what toxic masculinity is.
      "LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE SEX!!!"

    • @Missy-zz6ll
      @Missy-zz6ll 4 роки тому +108

      It’s so uncomfortable

    • @disanthropi
      @disanthropi 4 роки тому +341

      “He put his boy thingy in my girl thingy”

  • @kat-ub1dx
    @kat-ub1dx 4 роки тому +5024

    how are there youtuber books when ur the only youtuber i’m confused :/

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 роки тому +119

      katie jeanie same I don’t know who the people in this are

    • @monsieurbeastian3068
      @monsieurbeastian3068 4 роки тому +272

      yeah I think Danny just made up all the ppl in this video I can’t believe he would do this

    • @les3189
      @les3189 4 роки тому +109

      he's seeing things again...

    • @evepistulka
      @evepistulka 4 роки тому +4

      katie jeanie ya me too

    • @sturmunddragn9824
      @sturmunddragn9824 4 роки тому +4

      @@les3189 ya me too

  • @playgroundchooser
    @playgroundchooser Рік тому +254

    I've always thought that the Godfathers of UA-camrs writing books would be Hank & John Green. They are both accomplished authors in their fields.

    • @Woistwahrheit
      @Woistwahrheit Рік тому +7

      Oh god John green made me cry

    • @NapaCat
      @NapaCat 11 місяців тому +47

      Authors who are youtubers vs youtubers who are authors

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 8 місяців тому +12

      @@NapaCatJohn and Hank were making Vlogbrothers and other online projects for years and years, since almost before John became a popular author. I would definitely call them both hybrid content creators-writers-personalities

    • @jr.c.4250
      @jr.c.4250 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@maddieb.4282John Green was 100% an author before vlog as Looking for Alaska and An abundance of Katherines were both published prior, but the distinction doesn't really matter anyway since his post fame stuff (lol the one book/ turtles) is excellent anyway

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 місяці тому +7

      Neither of them had to ride their UA-cam fame to sell books though. Even though Hank had been a UA-camr for years before he wrote a book, he's involved in so much other stuff that it still doesn't count.

  • @fallingupwards7974
    @fallingupwards7974 Рік тому +201

    I've been so spoiled reading good books that I forgot bad books exist

  • @Sophie-ko2zf
    @Sophie-ko2zf 4 роки тому +4536

    Imagine a little child asking his mom to read Jake Paul’s book out loud to them

    • @M-Ellie-lc7zv
      @M-Ellie-lc7zv 4 роки тому +45

      I don't have anything to say to this comment...

    • @FiniteInteractive
      @FiniteInteractive 4 роки тому +44

      read this to an elementary school or middle school when the schools are back open.
      -(don’t.)-

    • @myusername8775
      @myusername8775 4 роки тому +11

      Shit i cringgeeed

    • @reti9768
      @reti9768 4 роки тому +2

      Holy shit I don't want to image

    • @hm1966
      @hm1966 4 роки тому +2

      ugh he is so cringe and gross it makes my skin crawl!

  • @carltonbanks2351
    @carltonbanks2351 4 роки тому +1711

    "Am I reading porn?" every wattpad girl said that at least once

    • @sonicthehedgegod
      @sonicthehedgegod 4 роки тому +84

      Maxon Schreave they’re on wattpad, they damn well knew the answer to that lmao

    • @ashbykonstant3049
      @ashbykonstant3049 4 роки тому +27

      And the answer is yes

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 4 роки тому +50

      No we said "I am reading porn"

    • @sy-zu4uz
      @sy-zu4uz 4 роки тому +6

      Ahem.... *once* ?

    • @bored1466
      @bored1466 4 роки тому

      @@sy-zu4uz LMAOOOOO I'M DEAD 😂😂💀💀

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni 9 місяців тому +26

    i like how jake admitted to committing several crimes in his book

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 9 місяців тому +27

    “every guy in ninth grade is thinking about how girls look underneath their clothes” wrong. i’m gay and also scared of girls

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold 9 місяців тому

      Imagine being scared of girls 💀

    • @naan000
      @naan000 9 місяців тому +2

      @@TotalDramaHarold I can imagine because that's me

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold 9 місяців тому

      @@naan000 skill issue

  • @mmtwentyone
    @mmtwentyone 4 роки тому +2722

    “I’m wearing yeezy’s right now. Yup, those are Kanye’s” I hate this world but Jake Paul more

    • @illusionhong18
      @illusionhong18 4 роки тому +4

      And this guys read his book hdhdhhdhdh

    • @MrAchmed1970
      @MrAchmed1970 4 роки тому +7

      Are you kidding me? That's comedy gold.

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang 4 роки тому +14

      @@MrAchmed1970 Ikr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I COULD DIE HAHAHAH PLEASE HAHAH LET ME DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HAHAHAH

    • @yourguykhonshu3972
      @yourguykhonshu3972 4 роки тому +13

      Sounds like an actual Kanye lyric

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 роки тому +3

      @@yourguykhonshu3972 Holy shit it does

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 4 роки тому +8554

    *You Gotta Want It*, by Jake Paul. “It’s ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ meets ‘Transformers’. Jake and Bumblebee hump for 50 pages.”
    “I Want It.” - every publisher.

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 4 роки тому +381

      MyName__ Kosmo - Optimus Prime takes Jake Paul to a drive-in movie and then they explore each other’s trunk space

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 4 роки тому +64

      **megan fox watches from a distance**

    • @hannabooklover
      @hannabooklover 4 роки тому +14

      This thread made me cry laugh 😂

    • @CaveraGamerzZ
      @CaveraGamerzZ 4 роки тому +8

      @@nerdcity where are the videos dude, we need them videos!!!!

    • @Joe-qm9cp
      @Joe-qm9cp 4 роки тому +5

      loved your lele pons absolute demolishing roast fest / exposure party :D it was really funny

  • @magicwindow6682
    @magicwindow6682 11 місяців тому +33

    12:55 think of all the trees that were cut down for this

  • @domeatown
    @domeatown Рік тому +56

    Fun Science was successful in rural America in towns that never heard of Charlieissocooklike. I was amazed to see it in the library of the farming town of 200 people. She wrote a book that transcended her UA-cam career, and I think she was the only one I can think of that wasn't one of the Green boys. Like, that is so impressive. To make something that is a success without previous successes being a factor

    • @medhanshtripathi1488
      @medhanshtripathi1488 7 місяців тому +4

      For sure, I loved reading it when I was younger (before I knew about her channel)

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 2 місяці тому

      he's a guy

    • @frenchiefrey
      @frenchiefrey Місяць тому

      @@Liam_The_Great ?

    • @brybrybry995
      @brybrybry995 28 днів тому +1

      @@Liam_The_Greatshe has since come out as a trans woman so she is a woman

  • @SpitKid
    @SpitKid 4 роки тому +4862

    I cant believe jake paul actually wrote his own fanfiction and put it in a book for people to read.

  • @quijoo
    @quijoo 4 роки тому +3923

    Why does Jake Paul's book feel like it was written on Wattpad...

    • @emeraldmines1194
      @emeraldmines1194 4 роки тому +40

      Something I wouldn’t be surprised if it was

    • @mxazra
      @mxazra 4 роки тому +185

      that is literally offensive to wattpad

    • @quijoo
      @quijoo 4 роки тому +31

      @@mxazra yeah... you're right ¶_¶

    • @axolotlarson9384
      @axolotlarson9384 4 роки тому +47

      Yea sure but some wattpad stories are actually enjoyable

    • @quijoo
      @quijoo 4 роки тому +26

      @@axolotlarson9384 Yes, I have had Wattpad and they do have some good authors. The point I was trying to make was just that they feel unprofessional and kind of messy. Wattpad was what I thought was the best example is all.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 Рік тому +98

    “But don’t take it from me, I’m just a 30 year old 15 year old”
    What a perfect summation of most of these content creators aimed at children.

  • @LoveisStoredInTheLain
    @LoveisStoredInTheLain 9 місяців тому +34

    Link in bio should’ve ended in an image of Link from The Legend of Zelda in a Biology class. That would’ve been poetry.

  • @tayseers3116
    @tayseers3116 4 роки тому +3776

    Amanda's husband is so funny, but like when is Amanda gonna make a video?

    • @lydia5833
      @lydia5833 4 роки тому +67

      Geek Gamer i miss her 😔😔

    • @prakonekeophanthavady7934
      @prakonekeophanthavady7934 4 роки тому +187

      Is her channel getting taken over by this guy again?

    • @ratverence6767
      @ratverence6767 4 роки тому +147

      Ugh I might just unsub if he keeps showing up
      I came for the neopets

    • @addy4385
      @addy4385 4 роки тому +48

      right? like i like this guy but i stan amanda and miss her :(

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 4 роки тому +3

      Simps

  • @simonkemfors
    @simonkemfors 4 роки тому +3434

    Not only is Jake Paul telling girls that boys obsess over their bodies hurtful to girls, I also think it's hurtful to boys. I know that a lot of of boys that age are just discovering those feelings for the first time, and maybe they're a little ashamed of those feelings. Jake Paul could be someone they trust and look up to, and he is saying that boys should be watching porn and obsessing over women's bodies, and in that situation I would think that there is something wrong with me because I'm not a creep. It's a horrible thing to do to make people feel like there is something else wrong with them at such a vulnerable time.

    • @LunarDitz
      @LunarDitz 4 роки тому +124

      Holy shit you're right

    • @blee5127
      @blee5127 4 роки тому +105

      damn... you hit the nail on the head.

    • @echofairy
      @echofairy 4 роки тому +203

      That was a perfect summary. And I know a lot of times girls get more pity for stuff like that, but boys go through similar things as well, so it's not ok for Jake Paul to just go around saying stiff like that. Sorry if I rambled a bit, I just think its messed up. As a teenage girl, that made me uncomfortable.

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 роки тому +72

      I never liked Jake Paul and this made me have a burning hatred for him
      Like fuck off for this once please Jake Paul

    • @ebox147
      @ebox147 3 роки тому +91

      I just think about kids who still haven't realised their sexuality reading this. Like, imagine a gay boy reading that?

  • @PeteFredrickson
    @PeteFredrickson Рік тому +37

    I think the main thing I'm seeing which distinguishes the good examples from the bad is purpose. You can tell which UA-camrs wrote their books with an actual purpose in mind and which ones didn't. It doesn't matter what the purpose is, the most important thing is simply that you have one.

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 11 місяців тому +89

    As a Pedagogic Worker from the Netherlands, I can assure you that if someone learns sex from the internet it is not a nice person to have sex with.

    • @catgirl1894
      @catgirl1894 7 місяців тому +26

      As a human being with a pulse I can also vouch for this.

  • @shinjiikari1966
    @shinjiikari1966 4 роки тому +2128

    God, the way Jake Paul talks to and about teenage girls creeps me out.

    • @whimbrella
      @whimbrella 4 роки тому +39

      was it really surprising tho

    • @user-cj9yh6kq3o
      @user-cj9yh6kq3o 4 роки тому +22

      cataclysmic biscuit he lowkey always gave that vibe

    • @sirenityaddams
      @sirenityaddams 4 роки тому +37

      Creeps do be creeping.

    • @user-ck2xo5zn4i
      @user-ck2xo5zn4i 4 роки тому +21

      He still has that teenager mindset and based on his lifestyle, he probably won’t grow out of it🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @thetruegavinator
      @thetruegavinator 4 роки тому +33

      Being creepy to younger girls runs in the family. I guess he takes from his dad's

  • @aliaelhelw805
    @aliaelhelw805 4 роки тому +2709

    Amanda's husband is really taking over her channel now

  • @moshezadka8414
    @moshezadka8414 3 місяці тому +8

    Hi Drew!
    As someone who wrote a book, and then worked on the 2nd edition of that book, I can straight up tell you -- putting up a video every month is f'ing impressive, and I'm sure it takes no less effort and commitment. Love your stuff!

  • @spiritedaway0tutu
    @spiritedaway0tutu Рік тому +50

    I own exactly two UA-camr books: The Hidden Power of F*cking Up, which the Try Guys wrote and is actually really good, and Ann Reardon’s cookbook, which I bought because recipes are easier for me to follow in written form than when in a video. Other than those, all the other UA-camr books I have seen seem to be awful.
    I actually got Ann Reardon’s cookbook before I realized she wrote it, and only ordered the Try Guys’ book after its reviews came out.

  • @leenotliar
    @leenotliar 4 роки тому +2937

    JAKES FANBASE IS LITERALLY 9 YEARS OLD WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS BOOK

    • @anniehatley9760
      @anniehatley9760 4 роки тому +122

      Cause he’s irresponsible and dumb

    • @ethanmueller1016
      @ethanmueller1016 4 роки тому +8

      @Annie Hatley facts 😭💀

    • @paolatavarez5290
      @paolatavarez5290 4 роки тому +13

      Cuz he only cares about money daaa

    • @squirtlett7369
      @squirtlett7369 4 роки тому +15

      And have you seen his newest videos? So disgusting

    • @linhza501
      @linhza501 4 роки тому +20

      What do you expect from Jake Paul lmao. An irresponsible douche with no life experience whatsoever, what could go wrong about his book right?

  • @J_Lynn
    @J_Lynn 4 роки тому +1848

    can we talk about how if anyone else told a bunch of 10 year olds to google porn and learn about sex the police would be at their door immediately?

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 4 роки тому +150

      Sex the Police sounds like a great band name

    • @mayabradley4950
      @mayabradley4950 4 роки тому +4

      Lynn JustLynn what?

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 4 роки тому +28

      @@mayabradley4950 history is doomed to repeat itself

    • @image_not_uploaded
      @image_not_uploaded 4 роки тому +13

      eva what?

    • @jekyll138.5
      @jekyll138.5 4 роки тому +15

      image_not _uploaded history is doomed to repeat itself

  • @Catto0n
    @Catto0n Рік тому +24

    I was never a big Joey Graceffa fan but for some reason I bought and read both of his books and I have no complaints about them. I can see why people wouldn't like them, they aren't the best books in the world. But the Eden is pretty entertaining coming from someone who loves everything Sci fi and fantasy. I really enjoyed reading those because it was such a unique story. You gotta give him props for it because there isn't any reused topics from other very famous stories like Harry potter or the Hunger games. Honestly the plot had me gripped, I loved the characters in it and exsspesually the strong female lead. Anyways I still own them, they sit on my book shelf. I honestly recommend, just as long as you get past the fact that a UA-camr wrote it.

  • @roepau
    @roepau Рік тому +42

    I come back to this type of Drew’s video just because my emotions gets chaotic and I need someone to fairly judge other people. So Down to earth argument it’s soothing 💁🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️

  • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
    @OneAndOnlyYesMan 3 роки тому +7388

    This would have been an incredible way for Drew to announce he’s releasing a book.

    • @dharrmanbestyoutuber
      @dharrmanbestyoutuber 3 роки тому +157

      He's not a 3mil yet

    • @ryujin422
      @ryujin422 3 роки тому +114

      It's like a jumpscare you are just waiting, and waiting, and waiting to pop up; but it never does.

    • @tp-isitplausible9160
      @tp-isitplausible9160 3 роки тому +104

      maybe he’s waiting for Amanda to return home from Afghanistan

    • @gwyngravitt7666
      @gwyngravitt7666 3 роки тому +42

      tøp - is it plausible?? he’s been so sad ever since went missing in Afghanistan

    • @springsajpw2013
      @springsajpw2013 3 роки тому +23

      you mean danny? whos drew??

  • @canigetajoe1808
    @canigetajoe1808 4 роки тому +2467

    Jake doesn’t realize that his audience is a bunch of 9 year olds that wanna leave the fandom but then say “no. I’m loyal.”

    • @daddydevito7175
      @daddydevito7175 4 роки тому +10

      Neiler’s_cra-Zee_moefoe - i love your profile pucture

    • @unscenegamers
      @unscenegamers 4 роки тому +131

      on. i'm loyal

    • @turtle9294
      @turtle9294 4 роки тому +93

      Imagine being 9 then being told to look up sex on google by a 22 year old

    • @codyallen2838
      @codyallen2838 4 роки тому +3

      Haha loyal. Like it's a fucking gang. They're 10 minute videos, relax.

    • @d.lawrencemiller5755
      @d.lawrencemiller5755 4 роки тому +3

      Uh, I think he DOES know that.

  • @kyliehoornaert8532
    @kyliehoornaert8532 Рік тому +35

    Actual footage of me during my English final. 14:21

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp Рік тому +45

    I love that Jake Paul openly confessed to speeding in his book

  • @cedge4536
    @cedge4536 4 роки тому +3785

    "Me and julie went into my room and made out¹⁵"
    CITATION NEEDED??

    • @tee3816
      @tee3816 3 роки тому +165

      WubZTech i’m so fucking glad this comment exists

    • @ellieberger9639
      @ellieberger9639 3 роки тому +97

      its not even grammatically correct and im no grammar police but...

    • @ripples1072
      @ripples1072 3 роки тому +54

      why is there a citation

    • @eni8624
      @eni8624 3 роки тому +213

      @@ripples1072 My little sister has this book and it says "one note about this chapter in my life (and book): I realized that I am describing situations in my book that make it seem as if I objectified women. I didnt then and dont now. These young women were excellent students, funny and athletic. Though we might bow have discussed world events or literature, we shared insights about the topics that interested us as typical teenagers, like fashion (such as when we walked by Gap), culinary trends ("do you think they're handing out free samples at the wetzels pretzels?") And the latest digital technology ("who just texted you") "

    • @isabellavan1325
      @isabellavan1325 3 роки тому +130

      Eni Allis wow this is even worse than i thought it would be

  • @weepingwillow420
    @weepingwillow420 3 роки тому +3584

    My name is Julie and I have never felt more uncomfortable.

  • @cloudyvulpine
    @cloudyvulpine Рік тому +39

    I was so nervous for Rhett and Link when I saw them in the thumbnail, glad to see it was pure praise

  • @henryvyne8774
    @henryvyne8774 6 місяців тому +11

    love seeing the charlie mcdonnel shoutout! she was one of my favorite youtubers growing up and actually made me almost care about science

  • @maiziedigby710
    @maiziedigby710 3 роки тому +6225

    Why is Wattpad fanfiction better than Jake Paul writing about sex

    • @kikuchisrustywheelbearings
      @kikuchisrustywheelbearings 3 роки тому +469

      Yeah I'll take "shaft" "manhood" "womanhood" "core" and "orbs" any day over that thing.

    • @cuddlebunny3353
      @cuddlebunny3353 3 роки тому +76

      Yup and since most of the wattpad fics are just super bad that's saying something..

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 3 роки тому +75

      @@kikuchisrustywheelbearings those words make me so uncomfortable adadsda

    • @purple8813
      @purple8813 3 роки тому +124

      Because Wattpad's fanfictions are mostly so bad they're good, Jake Paul's just bad.

    • @icemocha3155
      @icemocha3155 3 роки тому +127

      Ngl, I’ve actually read some surprisingly pretty good wattpad fan fics so I agree

  • @yeeyee352
    @yeeyee352 4 роки тому +6864

    Gabbie’s book is literally “I’m not like most girls” written over and over again in over 200 pages

    • @lolavalentine4535
      @lolavalentine4535 4 роки тому +230

      yee yee she is the embodiment of ‘i’m not like most girls’

    • @andrearobyn3701
      @andrearobyn3701 4 роки тому +113

      watch ReadyToGlare's video about it, the poems lack so much substance and apparently her sister did all the drawings

    • @lizakalamees1781
      @lizakalamees1781 4 роки тому +12

      yee yee yee yee yee

    • @lizzie-g9125
      @lizzie-g9125 4 роки тому +7

      She made it to be ironic and funny she made an insightful video on it

    • @kalmiaf3985
      @kalmiaf3985 4 роки тому +6

      @@lizakalamees1781 Yee yee yee yee yee yee

  • @boss170161
    @boss170161 Рік тому +14

    Dan and Phil's book I remember being really good! it had a similar style to Rhett and Link's where it was very colourful and creative with a lot of different content in it. There were even cute little personality quizzes and heartfelt stories

  • @strawberryfrog2721
    @strawberryfrog2721 6 місяців тому +8

    ive bought a couple of UA-camr books as i was a teen girl during the height of them, but i only ever read Joey's autobiography. multiple times. at the time i really enjoyed it.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 4 роки тому +4328

    Jake Paul’s book is actually pretty good, if you run out of toilet paper

    • @hidbid1
      @hidbid1 4 роки тому +166

      Pretty helpful in quarantine.

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 4 роки тому +95

      Hidbid Exactly! Even after quarantine is done, it’s best to keep a copy in the bathroom, just in case

    • @kxshav
      @kxshav 4 роки тому +112

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @highfive2973
      @highfive2973 4 роки тому +10

      this comment made my whole quarantine

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 4 роки тому +8

      It's still uncomftorble to use.

  • @autovozo5725
    @autovozo5725 3 роки тому +3886

    By 10th grade guys are thinking about what girls look like without skin.

    • @VeryTesty
      @VeryTesty 3 роки тому +222

      Don’t even tell me about 12th!

    • @tinokadz
      @tinokadz 3 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +303

      by college they just want to see their skeletons.

    • @liamjasinski6405
      @liamjasinski6405 3 роки тому +142

      When they are in college... ooh boy it might be better to visit the graveyard.

    • @chanceencounter176
      @chanceencounter176 3 роки тому +110

      When boys graduate from college, all they're really thinking of is how girls look without their bodies

  • @NuttyRedBaBonkerz
    @NuttyRedBaBonkerz 3 місяці тому +5

    Love the background-
    *ME: The Book*
    *Written by: Someone Else*

  • @farquadstarsquad3820
    @farquadstarsquad3820 3 місяці тому +4

    12:39 this poem is just a worse version of somethhing the addams family musical already did. The song is called happy/sad and it's gomez talking about how you're able to be happy and sad about something and it's really nice, I highly recommend listening to it

  • @yagom6033
    @yagom6033 4 роки тому +6296

    You gotta respect Drew for not only buying Jake Paul’s book, but actually reading it

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +79

      Johnny Jones
      He has a book?! Wow.

    • @yagom6033
      @yagom6033 4 роки тому +118

      KitsWorld unfortunately for mankind

    • @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq
      @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq 4 роки тому +90

      It’s because social distancing is driving Danny crazy

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 роки тому +23

      im not liking because there are 420 likes

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  4 роки тому +2946

      honestly I think you might have to respect me less for doing those things

  • @exaltix1787
    @exaltix1787 4 роки тому +7247

    “I listen to a lot of rap. I relate to it” is the whitest thing I’ve heard

  • @Ana-sh5ps
    @Ana-sh5ps 6 місяців тому +6

    drew should make a life advice book called “the road ahead” where its just really bad advice or conspiracies about the future. i would also accept just a printed version of the year 3000 by the jonas brothers

  • @gambalombo
    @gambalombo 6 місяців тому +4

    To be fair, "SAD isfied" can actually have a genuinely poetic meaning and be descriptive of a specific emotion, even if it is filler.

  • @nurhid5742
    @nurhid5742 3 роки тому +28684

    Trees died for this.

  • @rhiannonm8132
    @rhiannonm8132 4 роки тому +3765

    I wish Jake Paul wouldn’t encourage boys to base their ideas on sex around porn... porn is unrealistic and terrible in its portrayal of women and how sex should be for them. I hate this

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 4 роки тому +132

      I’m going to barf

    • @blueberrymuffin_144
      @blueberrymuffin_144 4 роки тому +185

      Rhiannon May same, that part made me so uncomfortable o-o

    • @MK1vids
      @MK1vids 4 роки тому +174

      Part of the huge reason women don't get to finish during sex--even though that's beside what you meant

    • @sladeniz9766
      @sladeniz9766 4 роки тому +7

      cbt

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 4 роки тому

      ...

  • @TheSummerCoast
    @TheSummerCoast 8 місяців тому +4

    As someone who recently took up writing, Jake's book seems like an editorial nightmare

  • @GrannyReplica
    @GrannyReplica 11 місяців тому +10

    I bought Rachel Oates' poetry pamphlet and I loved it. Her videos made me realise how fascinating good poetry can be and I wanted to support her work, then it turns out I liked her poetry too. Win win.

  • @theotheoggg
    @theotheoggg 4 роки тому +4643

    Ok, but Amanda needs to write a autobiography about her escape from Afghanistan during the war.

  • @billiep1603
    @billiep1603 4 роки тому +3725

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how gross Jake’s book is? Like in general not just this comment section

    • @celestialgardens4101
      @celestialgardens4101 4 роки тому +574

      my thoughts exactly. He's telling little girls about how boys are obsessing over seeing them naked??? That's disgusting and weird for a grown ass man to be saying that

    • @neretilderem7029
      @neretilderem7029 4 роки тому +183

      Because no one else got trough the first chapter yet without suffering brain damage.

    • @tomasruckett
      @tomasruckett 4 роки тому +67

      Not an excuse at all but the book was published in 2016 so he was still somewhat of a teenager when he wrote it. I bet people wrote it off as "oh boys will be boys." Also, it was probably only read by children, who wouldn't understand how weird it is.

    • @ElijahSinclair1220
      @ElijahSinclair1220 4 роки тому +88

      Billie Peddle Okay. I’m at 9:55 and I’m honest just pissed off!
      How have we as a society, allowed the pestilence that is Jake and Logan Paul, to continue! How have we given them the tools to have so much fucking influence?
      Not only did his brother film fucking dead bodies, post it, and then continue to be a fucking brain dead imbecile, publicly shame preteen fans that just wanted to be nice to him, they also used what is basically a gambling site as a promotional tool.
      For those that don’t know the Paul’s used a website in which you pay money for a chance to win luxury prizes, sometimes the prices to play are more than the items are even worth. It’s basically a very very bad slot machine. And they are marketing this to kids.
      Jake is now running a SECOND!!
      That’s right
      SECOND, fucking scam on children.
      Or I guess third if you count the gambling
      After closing his bullshit edfluence team1000 thing that, you know, never actually gave anyone what they wanted for the money he scammed
      He’s opened up his own little social media education center, in which you pay a $20 fee per month, of which you cannot cancel.
      His page basically lays out for the child
      Either you use this service
      Or drown in student loan debt forever.
      This website has many videos for the user to watch, but also has masterclass style videos you can purchase once you go through all the videos included in the $20 subscription
      (He also promises a video conference with him that never happens)
      These additional masterclass supreme videos run anywhere from $100-$1500!!!!!!!!
      But
      If you weren’t already mad, this ones a doozy!
      This website of uncensored and unmonitored bullshit, as a social aspect. Similar to Facebook, where anyone of any age can post literally anything!
      There’s no age limit.
      So
      Hypothetically
      Ten year old Timmy can go online, and talk to people of quite literally ANY age
      And while he probably unknowingly charges thousands of dollars to his mothers credit card, he starts talking to a pretty girl named Sandra.
      Because obviously Jake thinks kids should learn to have sex around the age of 7 given the content of his book.
      Except Sandra is actually a 76 year old pedophile, who is disguising himself as a girl to groom a child.
      All the while, selling a fucking book to children that is so fucking vile I can’t even comprehend it! YOU ARENT THE PARENT
      YOU DONT FUCKING TEACH CHILDREN THIS YOU BELLEND. All the while he’s teaching little girls that boys will start to sexualize you almost instantly, enforcing the most disgusting of stereotypes, and yet still manages to sexualize women.
      And the best part is HE DIDNT EVEN WRITE IT PROPERLY!!!!
      All he did was copy and paste the same message over and over, modifying the hair color! And he spelled blonde wrong. Twice.
      (Blond)
      How? HOW the FUCK, do we allow this ignorant, brain dead monstrosity of a celebrity, become this famous? How do we allow our young, to idolize such a disgusting prick?
      Please I implore parents to prevent your children from interacting with the Paul’s. In any way.
      These people are the joke of UA-cam. They make people like drew, Leon Lush, daz games, etc, look bad!
      I’m not one that likes for people to attack celebrity’s, I think that cancel culture is toxic. But for the Paul brothers, they are becoming a genuine danger to children. I genuinely think that they will eventually end up being arrested, and have their own episode of American greed!

    • @billiep1603
      @billiep1603 4 роки тому +28

      Input channel name I knew about all of that from Drew’s other videos and it’s horrible. He makes his brother look like a saint, and obviously Logan isn’t an amazing person but like c’mon. I just feel like this book promotes negative stereotypes and sexualizes children it’s so sick. Boys and girls NEED to learn that it’s not right to be disrespectful and gross to each other and this book just promotes the opposite!

  • @anxiaohong7
    @anxiaohong7 Рік тому +9

    your objectivity and constructive critiques are honestly very wholesome

  • @hannahjones817
    @hannahjones817 Рік тому +10

    Arin Hanson's Ghost Hunter Adventure Club series is surprisingly good. It's the perfect mix of Hardy Boys-esque storytelling and tongue-in-cheek writing.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 3 роки тому +24042

    "boys only care about you being naked"
    what a fantastic message to give out to your fanbase, which is almost entirely made up of 14 year old girls, jake

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 роки тому +3429

      A terrible message for any teens tbh. Teaches girls thst guys see them as sex objects and teaches guys that they should see women as sex objects.

    • @theoverratedchannel6225
      @theoverratedchannel6225 3 роки тому +75

      @@pluto3194 Follower Of Duck was b-ing sarcastic when he/she said that it was fantastic.😀

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 роки тому +1082

      @@theoverratedchannel6225
      Yeah no shit, they obviously meant that it wasn't and I was adding to that.

    • @mj3000x
      @mj3000x 3 роки тому +830

      I'm 14 and I'm sure that nobody close to my age would follow him lmao. I think his fanbase is way younger.

    • @childofwhonow1269
      @childofwhonow1269 3 роки тому +18

      Some do

  • @theoriginldw
    @theoriginldw 4 роки тому +11808

    gabbie tried to pull a milk and honey, and instead pulled a water and mustard

    • @cellothere5723
      @cellothere5723 4 роки тому +64

      denasdumbass lmaoo

    • @zoeroseana
      @zoeroseana 4 роки тому +16

      🤣

    • @Billy-be5fk
      @Billy-be5fk 4 роки тому +200

      You mean the book? I believe that if Gabbie Hannah and Jake Paul's book had a baby, it would be the book Milk and Honey.

    • @MusicqlNotes
      @MusicqlNotes 4 роки тому +37

      it genuinely wasn't that bad, a lot of the book was making fun of itself lmao

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 4 роки тому +270

      but milk and honey sucks tho...

  • @frankisnot1148
    @frankisnot1148 Рік тому +6

    I actually really enjoyed Dan and Phil's book way back when. It was fun, even if I'm not sure I'd still enjoy it as much today. It felt like an additional experience to their channels.
    I haven't read Dan's book yet, and i kinda keep putting away buying it, but it also feels connected to what he's been putting out past couple years.
    Idk. I don't really read UA-camr books all that often.

  • @scylla5867
    @scylla5867 Рік тому +5

    Jake's book reads like a wattpad fanfic you found while scrolling through the app at 2:30 in the morning

  • @grahamkristensen9301
    @grahamkristensen9301 4 роки тому +4390

    Say whatever you want about these books, at least they're not Onision's books.

    • @uneasytrin
      @uneasytrin 4 роки тому +79

      ...he has some?

    • @bxwieknxfe
      @bxwieknxfe 4 роки тому +293

      @@uneasytrin he has three, check out Strange Æons' videos about them if you're curious! They're... awful

    • @hellformichelle
      @hellformichelle 4 роки тому +268

      @@uneasytrin He has three. They're HORRENDOUSLY BAD. No one would publish that, so he self published, with no editor or even just having someone correct his spelling mistakes (because his ego couldn't handle someone correcting him). I feel like those books are a real glimpse into just how disgusting that man is.

    • @bxwieknxfe
      @bxwieknxfe 4 роки тому +22

      @Angela Selina I love Krimson! I just figure Teya has a more concise review :0

    • @singerofsongs468
      @singerofsongs468 4 роки тому +40

      strange æons has entered the chat

  • @Antharmo
    @Antharmo 4 роки тому +36947

    "girls are occupied with their hairstyles, clothes, and shoes"
    No, wrong. Girls are occupied with Neopets and how your pets can have pet pets and your pet pets can have pet pet pets.

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 4 роки тому +843

      its true

    • @nofoundfootage
      @nofoundfootage 4 роки тому +2072

      Oh I remember I had a pet pet named “no name” and I thought that was a cool name

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 4 роки тому +80

      What?

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 4 роки тому +600

      This is true for the star of this channel, who is a girl. All the evidence I need. Case closed.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +122

      I played neopets back when it wasn't complete garbage.

  • @Rebecca-pm9qe
    @Rebecca-pm9qe 8 місяців тому +8

    I think a good test of whether a youtuber book is good is whether it stands well on its own, even if the person reading it has never heard of the youtuber who wrote it. My dad got me Fun Science when I was in year 5, and I had never watched a single charlieissocoollike video, but I absolutely loved it, because it was a well written, informative, entertaining book. I suspect if I'd been given Jake Paul's book, I would not have had the same reaction

  • @DoAFlip-bb1xn
    @DoAFlip-bb1xn 8 місяців тому +3

    10:34 ok but for some people your parents getting divorced can really screw up your life and leave you with quite a bit of trauma/ difficult times, coming from someone with divorced parents, it rly did fuck me up a bit I’m a couple ways, although ofc it’s not like that for everyone

  • @bluebubble926
    @bluebubble926 4 роки тому +2174

    I would also like to mention that Rhett and Link’s book is 269 pages in full color ?? And is only $21. While Gabby’s was a paperback, had almost no text and was $17 wtf

    • @theblackprince9487
      @theblackprince9487 4 роки тому +33

      Rip off , maybe that's why hardly actually buys them.

    • @beepbeepbananas
      @beepbeepbananas 4 роки тому +56

      I love your profile picture, totally binging 99 in quarantine

    • @bluebubble926
      @bluebubble926 4 роки тому +13

      @@beepbeepbananas ayyye :))

    • @zacharylevine1257
      @zacharylevine1257 4 роки тому +5

      Magoo Builds yea it’s amazing

    • @scarletclough
      @scarletclough 4 роки тому +58

      we stan good mythical morning

  • @angelica4016
    @angelica4016 3 роки тому +15378

    drew needs to write a book called “Gotta Write a Book Now I Guess.” when he hits 3M

  • @yanciepolanco8358
    @yanciepolanco8358 2 місяці тому +4

    These make me feel more confident in my writing and poetry