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  • @digodabrik201
    @digodabrik201 5 років тому +11123

    that casual “BRIANS GAY” in the middle of the song always gets me

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 4 роки тому +304

      Doesn't compare to the "moo" in the middle of Cool Patrol

    • @litewavegames3967
      @litewavegames3967 4 роки тому +289

      And his casual "ouch" as he's falling down the cliff

    • @owo256
      @owo256 4 роки тому +182

      And that causal "oh shit" before he falls

    • @quinndys
      @quinndys 4 роки тому +11

      999th like wow so close to 1000

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 роки тому +53

      1:23

  • @mach6794
    @mach6794 Рік тому +1835

    I love the implication that all pain and misery in the world is a direct result of Danny Sexbang's heterosexuality.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Рік тому +73

      Is it wrong?

    • @WiQiDgamer
      @WiQiDgamer 11 місяців тому +34

      kiss me if they're wrong

    • @wittycreativehandle
      @wittycreativehandle 11 місяців тому +15

      donnie *

    • @Scylla_real
      @Scylla_real 6 місяців тому

      I mean a good portion of all plotlines are created through Danny wanting to fuck a woman.
      6969
      Date night
      I wanna say magic crystal because yes after the king mentioned hot and blonde Danny immediately started paying attention.

    • @TheRedRaccoonDog
      @TheRedRaccoonDog 4 місяці тому +5

      Brian's doing his part!

  • @leehitashi2621
    @leehitashi2621 4 роки тому +5709

    I love how in every video Brian's eyes vividly show his insatiable lust for murder

    • @Bread_Lord
      @Bread_Lord 4 роки тому +56

      correction need to kill dan

    • @casualsanta
      @casualsanta 3 роки тому +184

      i think you mean his lust for men
      bc brian's gay

    • @mjrmalfunction
      @mjrmalfunction 3 роки тому +189

      His lust for man....
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ...slaughter

    • @thefreakasaurus
      @thefreakasaurus Рік тому

      i think you mean his insatiable lust for dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick balls. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick 💥 balls 💥 one 💥 two 💥 balls. 💥

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 7 місяців тому

      And dick

  • @lunarmoon7636
    @lunarmoon7636 4 роки тому +1208

    the budget was like 4 dollars but by god did they make use of those 4 dollars

    • @paninibread1795
      @paninibread1795 3 роки тому +75

      Do you know how expensive male strippers are though??

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 3 роки тому +61

      I’m willing to bet they just got some buff random people I grind on brian

    • @username172
      @username172 Рік тому +11

      Excuse me? Did you see that falling effect at the end?? Thats like, atleast 10 dollars worth of work

  • @tylercobb2389
    @tylercobb2389 5 років тому +10769

    Danny you should have used a dummie for that fall because that looked dangerous

  • @loganrenfrow2544
    @loganrenfrow2544 8 років тому +2831

    I didn't think someone would be able to fit the word "dick" 73 times into one song.

  • @shahman76
    @shahman76 6 років тому +3870

    The older I get, the more immature my sense of humour gets. This song is hilarious.

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 роки тому +40

      I feel called out

    • @apathetic_graffiti
      @apathetic_graffiti 4 роки тому +30

      I fear what happens to my humour when I get older

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 4 роки тому +17

      That's happened to me too. I wonder if it's the 3 brain injuries I've had since my late 20s.

    • @doll.perasite9030
      @doll.perasite9030 4 роки тому +4

      How funny is it now

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 3 роки тому +4

      Its pretty funny 😂

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 5 років тому +6242

    Genius plan #69:
    1. Meet man named brian
    2. Become close enough with him to make jokes at his expense
    3. Go to karaoke with him (and others)
    4. Karaoke this
    5. Win
    I'm currently on part 1

    • @murasakiusagi5124
      @murasakiusagi5124 4 роки тому +140

      So how's the plan going?

    • @xan9224
      @xan9224 4 роки тому +295

      @@murasakiusagi5124 on part 2

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 4 роки тому +130

      @@xan9224 so is brian a good friend or he is he an asshole, and is he gay?, the plan would work 10 times better if he is gay.

    • @maskguy4014
      @maskguy4014 4 роки тому +83

      Give daily updates

    • @hectord.garcia2794
      @hectord.garcia2794 4 роки тому +53

      I need to know how this ends

  • @mal8359
    @mal8359 7 років тому +8386

    Just realized that dan made an entire video with an actual budget and wrote a song, just to call his friend Brian gay
    And that is commitment

    • @davekooper
      @davekooper 5 років тому +76

      How is this not the top comment. You totally changed my view of the video :D

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 5 років тому +198

      And then you find out that Brian wrote it.

    • @GamefreakRX
      @GamefreakRX 5 років тому +77

      It's just something best friends do. To be honest...

    • @soniccrocodile4578
      @soniccrocodile4578 5 років тому +59

      @@Lilliathi you have ruined everything with your truth and logic leave this place

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 років тому +111

      @@soniccrocodile4578 I think the fact Brian wrote it makes it funnier

  • @shiensubordinate7516
    @shiensubordinate7516 7 років тому +2803

    *Casual 'ouch' as he tumbles off a cliff side*

    • @yakuzabalooza450
      @yakuzabalooza450 6 років тому +46

      Kizna Sabs *gets blown up directly by a nuke*
      "Ouch"

    • @trailmxx2298
      @trailmxx2298 6 років тому +4

      I want to like this...but the likes are at 420 so...

    • @stefcannon2580
      @stefcannon2580 5 років тому +10

      "AHH OHHHH OW OHHHH AHH OUCH AHH OWWWW AHH"

    • @DownUnderPunk
      @DownUnderPunk 5 років тому +11

      I love the girly moan like sound he makes at the end of the fall.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, uh.
      It was mentioned in their second music video.
      Danny Sexbang's one weakness is the:
      It's uhhh. . .
      It's kind of when you. . .
      HERE let them SHOW YOU! :)
      ua-cam.com/video/LOYQtbz_pPg/v-deo.html

  • @Dukeofnachos
    @Dukeofnachos 8 років тому +1648

    Also, props to the shirtless ninja casually bouncing his pecs to the beat.

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 8 років тому +71

      Yeah, and the ninja in green really getting into dancing in the background near the end lol

    • @static_irony
      @static_irony 8 років тому +30

      That takes skill man

    • @MrSumbody69
      @MrSumbody69 8 років тому +8

      thats what im screaming

    • @acemoriarty
      @acemoriarty 7 років тому +9

      that takes hella talent.

    • @charlottedove8354
      @charlottedove8354 7 років тому +9

      Dukeofnachos I can't stop staring at him DX

  • @icarusmarioFAN
    @icarusmarioFAN 4 роки тому +1185

    1:38 My favorite part of this is how aggressively those girls say "BALLS!"

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 роки тому +119

      It's an important matter. It needs to be taken seriously

    • @lorehammer40k4
      @lorehammer40k4 Рік тому

      Nah, the best part is how offended the girl in silver looks when Danny skips over her while he's listing all of the dicks that Brian would suck.

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 10 місяців тому +4

      it's a great shot xD

  • @tannermarlow6871
    @tannermarlow6871 7 років тому +1645

    It gets me every time they use that ragdoll body double for dan

    • @Fletchlingboy
      @Fletchlingboy 6 років тому +78

      the Dannequin is its official name

    • @DormantGolem
      @DormantGolem 6 років тому +56

      What are you talking about he does all his own stunts?

    • @Fletchlingboy
      @Fletchlingboy 6 років тому +35

      Obviously. They just SAY its a mannequin. For... legal reasons.

    • @pookini4836
      @pookini4836 6 років тому +22

      Remember the first music video they did? Dan used to be a ninja before he became a rockstar so what you're seeing there is a form of substitution jutsu that Dan learned when he was a ninja. It's so effective that Brian himself is fooled by the aforementioned technique.

    • @plateinator3493
      @plateinator3493 5 років тому +3

      that's obviously him in that shot

  • @destryshafer2764
    @destryshafer2764 5 років тому +937

    Considering Brian wrote a friendfiction about sucking dan, this song wasn't just Dannys idea

    • @Ash-wu4oq
      @Ash-wu4oq 4 роки тому +90

      . . .he did wha-????

    • @lunarjade6360
      @lunarjade6360 4 роки тому +101

      What? Youve never read the legendary fic, 'The Beej'?

    • @Ash-wu4oq
      @Ash-wu4oq 4 роки тому +23

      @@lunarjade6360 No i havent? where is it?????

    • @lunarjade6360
      @lunarjade6360 4 роки тому +127

      gamegrumps.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beej
      The entirety of it is on the wiki! I am glad i got to be the one to introduce you to this masterpiece, my friend

    • @charlesdolling5403
      @charlesdolling5403 4 роки тому +30

      Oh my god I just found this and I love it

  • @centurionquincy3899
    @centurionquincy3899 7 років тому +2284

    I think my favorite part, even more than the pec bouncing ninja, is the fact that at some point this conversation happened:
    Danny: Hey mom (he calls his grandma 'mom') Brian and I are filming a music video.
    GSB (Granny Sex Bang): oh how nice, which song?
    Danny: it's the song where I accuse Brian of being gay, and say Dick as many times as possible. Do you want to be in it?
    GSB: of course I do!

    • @Xarazel
      @Xarazel 6 років тому +188

      Granny Sexbang: "ohh you and ya boyfriend Brian! how cute!"

    • @shadowsableyexd2660
      @shadowsableyexd2660 6 років тому +18

      Xarazel oh my god yes

    • @awayout719
      @awayout719 6 років тому +56

      Yeah the pec bouncing ninja on the pink duvet was fucking hilarious

    • @thesecondcomingofchrist3825
      @thesecondcomingofchrist3825 6 років тому +40

      Are we gonna skip over the granny sex bang

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 6 років тому +31

      @@thesecondcomingofchrist3825 no one has forgotten the great granny sexbang

  • @UhOphelia
    @UhOphelia 3 роки тому +258

    This is the perfect example of how you do humor like this. Even 11 years later, it's still funny. No one is attacked in this video, it aged perfectly

    • @jacestar3007
      @jacestar3007 Рік тому +30

      Danny gets 2 poison darts in the neck bro 💀

    • @JRTO_
      @JRTO_ Рік тому +13

      @@jacestar3007shhhhh

    • @qrowing
      @qrowing Рік тому +4

      My friend and I would turn this, ultimate sandwich, and manticore on whenever we would smoke. Safe to say they still crack me up all this time later lmao.
      Oh, and I think the theme song maybe? "Now you should buy us all nachos. But none for yourself. You're training, no food!"

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms 7 місяців тому

      @@qrowingI think you’re thinking of Sex Training

    • @CartoDarko
      @CartoDarko 7 місяців тому +1

      FRR and it's so fucking funny too

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 7 років тому +9666

    I love how Brian has a wife and a kid but we still have no solid evidence that Danny isn't gay.

    • @zackhavel3874
      @zackhavel3874 5 років тому +615

      Cause brian's wife is a cover! xD

    • @dr.dirtydan497
      @dr.dirtydan497 5 років тому +254

      This song is evidence that he isn’t gay

    • @Kingicetre
      @Kingicetre 5 років тому +255

      Confirmed yesterday he has a gf

    • @zackhavel3874
      @zackhavel3874 5 років тому +305

      @@Kingicetre Omg he has a gayfriend?!?!(i know he's not gay it's a joke)

    • @vincentmorales7257
      @vincentmorales7257 5 років тому +135

      He's Danny Sexbang. What more evidence do you need?

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 6 років тому +2188

    "Could you imagine if we were gay?"
    I'm aware that rule 34 is a thing, yes.

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 4 роки тому +20

      This now has 34 likes, you're welcome

    • @KapaBahamut
      @KapaBahamut 4 роки тому +16

      And now they have actual r34 of them and they’re group of friends so no I don’t need to imagine XD

    • @cheshirecats6974
      @cheshirecats6974 4 роки тому +4

      This was a mildly mediocre comment but you're close to 666 likes

  • @ventirudd8479
    @ventirudd8479 8 років тому +935

    Does anyone else watch the NSP videos from start to finish just to see the evolution of Danny's hair?

  • @Bammah_
    @Bammah_ 4 роки тому +150

    “Ouch”
    - Danny Sexbang 2010

  • @brageohm2032
    @brageohm2032 5 років тому +361

    1:24 I just love how the blonde girl is clapping like “Good for you”

    • @thespaceofades2734
      @thespaceofades2734 5 років тому +34

      1:47 I like how they both become confused when he points at them and says "Your dick".

  • @simone6090
    @simone6090 7 років тому +570

    This is the worst song to have stuck in my head at work. Mostly because I'm a teacher and my friend/colleague is named Brian.

  • @insomniico4046
    @insomniico4046 5 років тому +2238

    Psychiatrist: Baby Danny isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
    Baby Danny:

  • @moxwinters6165
    @moxwinters6165 3 роки тому +138

    So I'm glad to see that even in a universe where both Ninja Brian and Danny are gay, that Danny still gets practically no action while Ninja Brian gets everyone

  • @robot_nick6377
    @robot_nick6377 5 років тому +848

    A man with a phd dressed as a ninja is in between two nearly naked buff ninjas who are dancing

    • @KomboAndy
      @KomboAndy 4 роки тому +27

      A Phd signed by the Terminator

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 3 роки тому +3

      I dont wanna ruin 369. But excellently done

  • @quintuspotatimus2811
    @quintuspotatimus2811 8 років тому +2260

    The rumour come out. Does Ninja Brian is gay? Ninja Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumour comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumour. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumour which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumour. The rumour is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumour is really much talked by people even a person in his fans.

  • @masafulgur4967
    @masafulgur4967 8 років тому +292

    does the westboro baptist have a facebook... ... .... i wanna send this to them as a national anthem of love... and peace... and harmony

  • @jessylabrie9298
    @jessylabrie9298 Рік тому +52

    Still one of my favorite songs. Glad this band never changed.

  • @finleypower976
    @finleypower976 7 років тому +1346

    Brian deserves a medal he kept a straight face

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 6 років тому +135

      Finley Power *STRAIGHT* Face

    • @leg0le
      @leg0le 6 років тому +50

      There's a joke on there somewhere

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 6 років тому +52

      But how can do that if he's gay

    • @netcrns
      @netcrns 6 років тому +16

      he has a mask on

    • @Rowantale
      @Rowantale 6 років тому +34

      Finley Power the mask is just to hide his gay face, so you always think it’s a straight face

  • @thecraigadile1494
    @thecraigadile1494 7 років тому +182

    We see a rare sight at 1:25
    ...The sight of Ninja Brian looking genuinely terrified...It’s spectacular!

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 9 років тому +254

    Finally turned 18! My Age restriction video days are over. Can finally re-watch this.

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 років тому +15

      Aidan FailKB I usually play fair

    • @theleafeon8020
      @theleafeon8020 9 років тому +2

      Rewatch?

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 років тому +9

      Angelo Ramirez Yeah the age restriction for this video was only made a few months ago.

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 років тому

      ***** XD

    • @MiniatureRanni
      @MiniatureRanni 9 років тому

      ***** You and me both brother. You and me both.

  • @Nine-Oh-Five
    @Nine-Oh-Five 5 років тому +1760

    I showed this to a gay friend.
    He couldnt breathe

  • @jemdragons3120
    @jemdragons3120 6 років тому +2926

    No one going to mention how terrifying Baby Danny is? Okay.

    • @TigerFucker
      @TigerFucker 6 років тому +23

      I think it's cute.

    • @Somebody9666
      @Somebody9666 5 років тому +34

      it's the arms.....

    • @raccoon_goth
      @raccoon_goth 5 років тому +10

      Oh yess, more nightmare fuel than I needed from Ninja Sex Party

    • @Sharon_Hocutt
      @Sharon_Hocutt 5 років тому +7

      Danny's Grandma!

    • @goldenboy9182
      @goldenboy9182 5 років тому +3

      He hounts my dreams and nightmares

  • @hamdamage6230
    @hamdamage6230 9 років тому +326

    Does anyone else think Danny looks SO fab in the black croptop?

  • @stormyperson44
    @stormyperson44 5 років тому +547

    I feel like Brian's just fighting to prevent himself from bursting out into laughter.
    Edit: I just learned that Dan is a Game Grump and that explains so much.

  • @asasanford8513
    @asasanford8513 4 роки тому +3161

    So story time: i found this video a little after I realized I was gay and I was ashamed of who I was based on what my family believed, and weirdly enough this video alone made me so comfortable with who I am cause it was the first gay media I saw that was lighthearted and fun.
    So thanks NSP for that!
    Plus the two dudes on the flying pink duvet will never not be hot. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @RaaynML
    @RaaynML 10 років тому +114

    I love how the only video with "Gay" in the title is the only video with a content warning on this channel.
    Wow UA-cam.

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 10 років тому +61

      It's like we're living in Russia or something.

  • @richmagz4249
    @richmagz4249 7 років тому +231

    7 years later I still laugh my ass off you guys are hilarious

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 7 років тому +3223

    This is the literal embodiment of middle school humor 😂😂😂

    • @Guy-ib6dk
      @Guy-ib6dk 6 років тому +60

      ArtWork Animations I will scream this song out at my school now.

    • @DrearyDropAlt
      @DrearyDropAlt 6 років тому +21

      ArtWork Animations that is a spot on statement

    • @juliannededrick163
      @juliannededrick163 6 років тому +1

      So true tho! 😂😂😂

    • @mediumwaffle4104
      @mediumwaffle4104 6 років тому +4

      Na. Middle schoolers would hate this

    • @crazychimchar555
      @crazychimchar555 6 років тому +8

      Medium Waffle you haven’t been to my school then

  • @GalexiDude
    @GalexiDude 2 роки тому +54

    Danny is such a supportive friend embracing the fact that his friend is gay and even making a song about it.

  • @TheScienceWitch_tsw
    @TheScienceWitch_tsw 8 років тому +414

    I wonder how Audrey is gonna feel about this when she inevitably finds this

    • @cryingbreakfastfriends3368
      @cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 років тому +120

      Audrey: um dad... What is this?
      Brian: *in his ninja costume puts middle fingers up and smokebombs away*

    • @dripmaster247
      @dripmaster247 8 років тому +16

      She'll probably love it.

    • @annellora
      @annellora 8 років тому +3

      It would look like your profile pic :D

    • @graydonkyler2004
      @graydonkyler2004 8 років тому +23

      The Science Witch "dad...why...."

    • @hannahwash09
      @hannahwash09 8 років тому +60

      not as scarred as shes gonna feel when she finds the manticore video, trust me

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 років тому +311

    No man is as sexually confident as Danny is when you see the costumes he wears for these videos.

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 9 років тому +4

      Totally agree

    • @JordabHawkeye
      @JordabHawkeye 9 років тому +3

      TheChildofAuraReborn Did you not see the Game Grumps play Gingerbread Man?

    • @Medicalmew
      @Medicalmew 9 років тому

      TheChildofAuraReborn I have too much dignity I need to keep intact to do anything like that. I'm too modest.

    • @FlowIrec
      @FlowIrec 9 років тому +7

      TheChildofAuraReborn Arin (Egoraptor) is pretty sexually confident too.

    • @Richard600606
      @Richard600606 9 років тому +7

      TheChildofAuraReborn Give some Credit to Ninja Brian too. 1:21 is impressive.

  • @Shippiddge
    @Shippiddge 10 років тому +2020

    Oh my god hahaah! The "list" was the BEST.

    • @IAmWilliamWallas
      @IAmWilliamWallas 10 років тому +5

      Watch this guy! He made Smashtasm!

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 10 років тому +4

      S-Senpai Shippiddge, What are you doing here?
      * //////// *

    • @oziaurencedelapena3073
      @oziaurencedelapena3073 10 років тому +2

      DICKS!

    • @chrisfallin9211
      @chrisfallin9211 10 років тому +1

      Yeah it was dick dick dick dick BALLS! Lol

    • @katapaltes
      @katapaltes 10 років тому

      I guess Danny got his little feelings hurt by Mel?

  • @Toasted.Pencils
    @Toasted.Pencils 5 років тому +662

    Danny looks like he’s in his early 20’s here, but this music video was produced only nine years ago. _so that would make him_ *31*

    • @birchbarks550
      @birchbarks550 4 роки тому +58

      no,I refuse,shut up,this isn't the truth,no,be quiet,no.

    • @jtag7069
      @jtag7069 4 роки тому +50

      @@birchbarks550 Danny is 41. Sorry to crush your dreams lmao

    • @lilyryan3146
      @lilyryan3146 4 роки тому +7

      K T pretty sure they meant that although he looks young in this vid, he’s already 31

    • @Daybreak6427
      @Daybreak6427 4 роки тому +3

      Actually, he's 41.

    • @darrelgreene7094
      @darrelgreene7094 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah he looked like... 19-22. lol Man ages well. He FINALLY looks 30, and he's now 40.

  • @fouroffoxes
    @fouroffoxes 5 років тому +101

    the first "what if we _____ jk..... unless"
    time to give Danny all the awards

  • @daddybrie463
    @daddybrie463 8 років тому +3060

    As a gay person, I can confirm this is what life is like

    • @kyleross6286
      @kyleross6286 8 років тому +9

      ayyyy fronk iero

    • @RayEP
      @RayEP 8 років тому +3

      Poor Brian

    • @lucasmackj4612
      @lucasmackj4612 8 років тому

      d aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @marvinhanson9391
      @marvinhanson9391 8 років тому +3

      mcr fandom where u at ?

    • @elliem2072
      @elliem2072 8 років тому

      +Marvin Hanson Drumming MCRX fandom now

  • @purplemountainmeow
    @purplemountainmeow 8 років тому +1888

    I watch this video way too often.

    • @ToadNibb
      @ToadNibb 8 років тому +1

      PurpleMountainMeow same I think this is my 10th time

    • @andresmauco5424
      @andresmauco5424 8 років тому +10

      KamRocks 10th time? I've watched it 10 times a day!

    • @kylehollenbaugh3464
      @kylehollenbaugh3464 7 років тому +4

      Andres Mauco You may just actually be gay

    • @fishtofishpbobet8999
      @fishtofishpbobet8999 7 років тому +1

      PurpleMountainMeow same

    • @cactoid9281
      @cactoid9281 7 років тому

      PurpleMountainMeow I have the same problem.

  • @nightsocoolioyep7663
    @nightsocoolioyep7663 4 роки тому +40

    I've never seen a single artist convey the gay experience so accurately as this. I feel seen.

  • @luizhenriquealves9755
    @luizhenriquealves9755 5 років тому +57

    Brian's eyes are the best part of the video, all that cringe, panick and "wth am I doing with my life" feeling so clear in his eyes

  • @matts.7839
    @matts.7839 7 років тому +91

    In 12 years, Brian will show proudly his daughter his band's greatest hits...
    How TF will she react!?

  • @LuckyFoxLin
    @LuckyFoxLin 7 років тому +373

    The most creative lyrics in the world.

    • @bridgetandscott
      @bridgetandscott 6 років тому +3

      a child's smile lights up the room. Really

    • @davvve1793
      @davvve1793 6 років тому +3

      LuckyFox it's kinda hard to say dick so many times in a row though

  • @TheLeaf424
    @TheLeaf424 4 роки тому +68

    1:03 danny waiting for his cue behind the girl killed me

  • @xanatos8920
    @xanatos8920 8 років тому +164

    "Just unicorns and magic, if we were super gay..."
    So does that mean Unicorn Wizard is a song about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian's super-gay parallel universe counterparts, The Unicorn Wizard and Princess Handjob?
    Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND TO SHIT

  • @deadaccount2212
    @deadaccount2212 5 років тому +362

    SOMEBODY SUNG THE BEGGINING OF THIS AT SCHOOL AND I CRIED.

    • @violetbaudelaire7353
      @violetbaudelaire7353 5 років тому +11

      I know this is unrelated but nice DDLC profile picture 😁😅

    • @deadaccount2212
      @deadaccount2212 5 років тому +6

      Thanks lol

    • @violetbaudelaire7353
      @violetbaudelaire7353 5 років тому +3

      @@deadaccount2212 np 😅

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 4 роки тому +11

      Wait, this implies that your friend did not finish singing it. Why did they not finish the song?

    • @elquercu7116
      @elquercu7116 4 роки тому +12

      @@konekoray9323 they died of gay

  • @Keegerator
    @Keegerator 6 років тому +357

    the non-committal "ouch" gets me every damn time omfg (2:01)

  • @thechrononaut1
    @thechrononaut1 2 роки тому +20

    It's been 11 years and this is still one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard. It's like, I was in my early 20s when it came out, you expect to get over the juvenile humor, but no. It's still hilarious.

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 8 років тому +32

    You can see Brian secretly laughing under the mask.
    It's lovely.

  • @Rock_8oy
    @Rock_8oy 8 років тому +559

    Does anyone else just love the one "ouch" at 2:01

    • @peachbIossom
      @peachbIossom 8 років тому +3

      +The Rock & Roll Gamer i absolutely love the entire falling sequence tbh XD

    • @ALonsdaleiteRebis
      @ALonsdaleiteRebis 8 років тому +1

      I swore I was the only one! I say it every time it comes up.

    • @Hotaru_Kagayaku
      @Hotaru_Kagayaku 8 років тому +3

      Ikr that's the best part of that especially when before he falls he just says oh shit

    • @cryingbreakfastfriends3368
      @cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 років тому +3

      Thats literally the best part! XD

    • @maryudomah4387
      @maryudomah4387 8 років тому

      Oh shit.

  • @10INTM
    @10INTM 8 років тому +568

    The rumor come out...

    • @bebepayasito
      @bebepayasito 8 років тому +54

      Does NSP is gay?

    • @unknowngaming5751
      @unknowngaming5751 7 років тому +10

      10INTM does dan and Brian is gay?

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 7 років тому +43

      Does Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian is gay?

    • @phi0_
      @phi0_ 7 років тому +53

      *Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan

    • @samsoa19
      @samsoa19 7 років тому +8

      +Sigma Waffle Donnie Sexbag*

  • @tmntleo
    @tmntleo 3 роки тому +117

    I like to blast this when my brothers' homophobic, incredibly straight friend Brian comes over.

  • @mal2ksc77
    @mal2ksc77 7 років тому +133

    I don't care how old this song is, it never gets old. Makes me laugh every time and erases a crappy day. Thanks NSP!

  • @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ
    @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 8 років тому +2213

    The rumor come out. Does Brian is gay?

  • @smokesparkdragonfly1368
    @smokesparkdragonfly1368 6 років тому +2599

    Friendly reminder that dannys grandma is now a great grandma

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 6 років тому +7

      what happened?

    • @maskedwatercress
      @maskedwatercress 6 років тому +88

      Danny doesn't have a kid though lol

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 років тому +233

      Charlie 789 he has a sister though......

    • @immortalra2053
      @immortalra2053 6 років тому +356

      What would you do if you found out your uncle did stuff like this

    • @ellzrandom2392
      @ellzrandom2392 6 років тому +119

      And that danny is almost 40

  • @PriceAintRight
    @PriceAintRight 4 роки тому +366

    "As Brian licks a sack"
    Still funny 8 years later

  • @shialabeouf1928
    @shialabeouf1928 8 років тому +146

    6 years later...
    Here I am again.

    • @lavenderwaffles4047
      @lavenderwaffles4047 7 років тому +1

      hey man (or whatever) you have a month to refresh your comment or it won't be valid anymore

  • @TtotheG
    @TtotheG 10 років тому +43

    I love the one guy that just pec flexes to the beat through the whole song.

    • @lildvsvevo
      @lildvsvevo 10 років тому

      Dannie?

    • @missingclover
      @missingclover 10 років тому +2

      lildvs+minecraft=FUN Thats Guapo Futuristico

  • @vorbees7534
    @vorbees7534 6 років тому +226

    "A puppy licks it mother"
    *ryan slowly lifts his head*

  • @Blacklemonsss
    @Blacklemonsss 4 роки тому +43

    "top ten most emotional coming out stories"

  • @killerfrisk5248
    @killerfrisk5248 8 років тому +21

    This is the best video ever

  • @ZeroWolf1998
    @ZeroWolf1998 7 років тому +522

    I wonder why this ,of all of their songs, is this the age restricted one

    • @sen8860
      @sen8860 6 років тому +6

      ZoraZoua there's also everybody shut up

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 6 років тому

      Have you seen their other songs

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 6 років тому +1

      Like objects of desire

    • @Strutsiina
      @Strutsiina 5 років тому +31

      Because youtube doesn't deem lgbt-folk advertiser friendly.

    • @zachlee8795
      @zachlee8795 5 років тому +2

      It’s not age-restricted for me lol

  • @nany9637
    @nany9637 9 років тому +330

    THAT END ALWAYS FUCKING KILLS ME

  • @bcollins3811
    @bcollins3811 4 роки тому +20

    i think that the "ouch" while danny is falling down the cliff is really underappreciated

  • @PlayMadness
    @PlayMadness 8 років тому +3708

    Friendly reminder that Brian now has a child. Who will probably see this someday.

    • @bellaella2772
      @bellaella2772 8 років тому +239

      oh man that will be awkward explaining that

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 7 років тому +49

      PlayMadness Just wait until the day he shows Audrey this...that will be a strange day indeed

    • @jakwishjake
      @jakwishjake 7 років тому +87

      Nah, Brian would just blowdart the kid

    • @noahjobin8389
      @noahjobin8389 7 років тому +19

      No brian wect has a kid mot ninja brian

    • @SmashyPlays
      @SmashyPlays 7 років тому +1

      PlayMadness wait really who's his wife?

  • @NeoBluereaper
    @NeoBluereaper 10 років тому +124

    For once true fear was shown in Ninja Brian's eyes... but then he killed it.

    • @SpaceGandalf
      @SpaceGandalf 10 років тому +34

      Along with Danny and 1,457,334,257,429 other living creatures throughout the multiverse.

    • @danielquinlan2457
      @danielquinlan2457 10 років тому +8

      Brilliance With A Mask I'd call that a slow day.

  • @andresmauco5424
    @andresmauco5424 8 років тому +76

    I can't believe anyone would dislike this gift from heaven

  • @truelyfilthyskx
    @truelyfilthyskx 3 роки тому +9

    This is a ten year old video with barely an budget and I STILL think its one of NSP's best videos ever. Facts.

  • @RatOfTheWoods
    @RatOfTheWoods 5 років тому +617

    Brian would be the most powerful bottom of all time

  • @ellainacase427
    @ellainacase427 8 років тому +433

    here's a drinking game: take a shot every time he says Dick

    • @samlyons1354
      @samlyons1354 8 років тому +23

      Ellaina case R.I.P

    • @samuelreed8888
      @samuelreed8888 7 років тому

      Ellaina case

    • @himynameisfin
      @himynameisfin 7 років тому +63

      Ellaina case Sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip DEAD

    • @lewisashallsci
      @lewisashallsci 7 років тому +10

      pikachu And violet just died of alcohol poisoning now

    • @ellainacase427
      @ellainacase427 7 років тому

      Lewis Ashall yep

  • @dimensionalMystery
    @dimensionalMystery 8 років тому +604

    Imagine if Brian's daughter finds this when she's older xD

    • @mcalpin3326
      @mcalpin3326 8 років тому

      omg

    • @briellegaurrich8759
      @briellegaurrich8759 8 років тому +1

      +The Angry Owl i hope so

    • @elliottevans2312
      @elliottevans2312 8 років тому +37

      +The Angry Owl Brian will show her with a proud 'embarrassing dad' sort of look on his face

    • @GamefreakRX
      @GamefreakRX 8 років тому +30

      +The Angry Owl Implying he won't still be doing this

    • @tomchristoffer
      @tomchristoffer 8 років тому +7

      +The Angry Owl He's already been showing her some NSP, actually.

  • @MasterXae
    @MasterXae 3 роки тому +8

    This song is almost 11 years old, goddamn. I love NSP and I'm glad you guys are still going at it. I am currently 21 and I have been watching these for so long now that I feel like this is a literal part of my childhood that I have to show my kids and grandkids so they remember how awesome music can be

  • @charlee2273
    @charlee2273 7 років тому +850

    I can confirm this is EXACTLY what it's like being gay. 100%. 10/10.

  • @LiI-Lamb
    @LiI-Lamb 6 років тому +40

    I remember watching this when I was in middle school. I’m still watching your videos in college and am super duper proud of you!

  • @daleemioh2337
    @daleemioh2337 8 років тому +78

    Ninja Brian always looks so worried. It's awesome.

    • @charlee2273
      @charlee2273 7 років тому +13

      DaLeemioh Brian always looks either horribly fucking enraged, or completely and utterly confused. It's amazing.

  • @jannecapelle_art
    @jannecapelle_art 3 роки тому +12

    this whole video has SUCH 2010 energy, but is still so wholesome!! this couldve been such a mean spirited song if it was written by other people...that little arrow saying "dannys grandma!" is also VERY retro hehe so cute

  • @TrollingTrollsTroll
    @TrollingTrollsTroll 9 років тому +391

    I want a GIF of the Danny doll falling.

    • @MekboyKhal
      @MekboyKhal 9 років тому +2

      add gif to the url and edit from there... you're welcome

    • @Knuckles134
      @Knuckles134 9 років тому +2

      How about a 10 minute loop???? :D

    • @TrollingTrollsTroll
      @TrollingTrollsTroll 9 років тому

      ***** Pretty please? Already subscribed to you due to the "DAAAAAAN" loop, which is bloody amazing.

    • @Knuckles134
      @Knuckles134 9 років тому +7

      TrollingTrollsTroll ua-cam.com/video/FxLYMhX7Od0/v-deo.html

    • @ximipeepimix2890
      @ximipeepimix2890 9 років тому +4

      He did it.

  • @lmkietz
    @lmkietz 5 років тому +321

    3 things
    1) when Brian is something he is it aggressively. Like in this he is aggressively gay.
    2) Brian is not amused
    3) Brian yeets men's meat

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 роки тому +2

      69 likes

    • @lmkietz
      @lmkietz 4 роки тому +4

      Looking back I have idea what the [FRICK] I meant by "brian yeets men's meat"

    • @lmkietz
      @lmkietz 4 роки тому +1

      @@hush3956 nice

  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 5 років тому +78

    Imagine if this were Brian's coming out video.

  • @Noodles4Ever1000
    @Noodles4Ever1000 4 роки тому +45

    ten years later, "i have to laugh. HAHAHA, HA HA!" still makes me lose my shit

  • @HuntermanHD
    @HuntermanHD 8 років тому +13

    1:52 that little dance is so happy that i keep repeating it all day.

  • @korrinisnotapotato3292
    @korrinisnotapotato3292 7 років тому +253

    One of the first videos I've watched on youtube in 2017.

    • @timpind.8237
      @timpind.8237 7 років тому +4

      Korrinisnotapotato
      You started on the weird side early, my friend

    • @DA0HP
      @DA0HP 6 років тому +1

      One of the last videos I watch in 2017

    • @thatonegirl3391
      @thatonegirl3391 6 років тому +1

      I'm playing this song at midnight on New Years for 2018. It is worthy of entering another year of awesomeness.

    • @Makkuvideos
      @Makkuvideos 6 років тому +1

      Korrinisnotapotato, this is one of the first I've watched in 2018, I mean. It's Jan 1st 12:30am, sooooooo

  • @conalgriffith-cochrane6029
    @conalgriffith-cochrane6029 10 років тому +46

    Donnie Sexbag and Ninjab Ryan... Classic NSP humour.

    • @superbudderking
      @superbudderking 10 років тому

      Give in brian. lawl OH SHIT DAN!!!!!!!! CALL 911!!!!

    • @robertmorvay
      @robertmorvay 10 років тому +2

      SuperPartyPony
      w-what

  • @m.o.3745
    @m.o.3745 4 роки тому +80

    0:53
    "There would be no sadness if we were super gay"
    Super gay? Do you need a cape to be super gay?

  • @bridgeyanne6263
    @bridgeyanne6263 9 років тому +27

    I've literally never been more thankful that I sit in the back of the classroom.

    • @esotericulmanist8331
      @esotericulmanist8331 9 років тому

      Why?

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 9 років тому +16

      Jack Hyperion Probably harder to hide your erection in front of the class.

    • @bridgeyanne6263
      @bridgeyanne6263 9 років тому +1

      LunarD3A7H ah yes, the never ending struggle of hiding my non existent penis.

  • @chrisness8382
    @chrisness8382 7 років тому +108

    I wish there was a bloopers vid for this song XD

    • @aaronruf8421
      @aaronruf8421 5 років тому +9

      Yes, I'm very sure Brian couldn't keep his calm attitude XD

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому +2

      omfg i would pay money for that

  • @kalabeth16
    @kalabeth16 6 років тому +104

    when you ask you're best friend to help you come out

  • @suel1241
    @suel1241 4 роки тому +52

    is no one going to talk about short dannys hair is.
    I MEAN ITS BEEN 10 YEARS BUT STILL

  • @rotsu2108
    @rotsu2108 7 років тому +438

    0:53 aw i want danny and ninja brian to kick my door open and sing "THERE WILL BE NO SADNESS" whenever im crying alone in my room

  • @rainandhail67
    @rainandhail67 4 роки тому +42

    I’m not convinced this wasn’t written by Danny at 4am during a random spout of gay curiosity

  • @starstruckvega
    @starstruckvega 7 років тому +415

    im going to be forever upset this is age restricted its one of the tamer videos theyve done Why This

    • @TwosidedCT
      @TwosidedCT 6 років тому +15

      Because your sexuality offends people i guess? I don't know either, since the no-reason boner video was completely fine

    • @jacobmerchant1908
      @jacobmerchant1908 6 років тому

      Nurse Phantump ya

    • @infenji9149
      @infenji9149 6 років тому +19

      Gay = Age restriction

    • @puranichu
      @puranichu 6 років тому +4

      probably UA-cam cant handle dicks

    • @Occultist_Anonymous
      @Occultist_Anonymous 6 років тому +9

      Nurse Phantump UA-cam blocked the word "Gay"

  • @Burnzsall
    @Burnzsall 2 роки тому +9

    This was the first NSP song I ever saw. For the longest time, I actually thought their names were Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan. I just figured that it was some quirky internet thing.